Offical Rap Battle Thread.

[TruthKGRay3412]

There will be 8 contestants or less depends who wants to participate.I will choose the instrumental beat for each round.The Winner gets crowned freestyle ISH Champ and he will defend his crown in the future in a similar thread.

To advance to the next round..we will have a voting session between all the participants not including yourself or your opponent.


First Round
FashionIssues v.Mr.Basketball
poorlilrich v.JEFFERSON MONEY
Stewen v.L.Kizzle
TruthKGRay v.The Myth

Top 4 advance to the second round.

Second Round
Name v.Name
Name v.Name

Top 2 Advance to the Finals.

Final
Name v.Name


K now..who thinks they got some freestyle game..first come,first serve.:cheers:

1.Stewen
2.poorlilrich
3.TruthKGRay
4.The Myth
5.FashionIssues
6.JEFFERSON MONEY
7.L.Kizzle
8.Mr.Basketball

[Meticode]

You can't really freestyle in a forum. The essence of battling is freestyling on-the-fly, yet online you can sit there and think about your reply for 10+ minutes and what you're going to say. Pointless.

[stewen12]

im in

[TruthKGRay3412]

You can't really freestyle in a forum. The essence of battling is freestyling on-the-fly, yet online you can sit there and think about your reply for 10+ minutes and what you're going to say. Pointless.

Then please dont participate..no one is forcing you.

[TruthKGRay3412]

im in

k.:cheers:

[Richie2k6]

This happened twice before. Neither one ended up being very organized. Probably gonna end up with different rap disses sent out to other posters every other minute.

[Undisputed]

Okay, here I go!!!

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school.

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

But wait I hear the prissy, bushwa and all that
Is this the kind of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so. I'll see when I get there.
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air!

The plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude,looked like a cop,
standin there with my name out
I ain't tryin to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness and like lightening disappeared

Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought Nah forget it, "Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

:lol

[TruthKGRay3412]

This happened twice before. Neither one ended up being very organized. Probably gonna end up with different rap disses sent out to other posters every other minute.

This will be organized and run properly..wanna join?

[LBJ 4 MVP]

LBJ up in the ho! Watch me crank and watch me roll! Watch me crank dat MVP, now superman that ho!! YOOOUUU!

[poorlilrich]

hook it up

lilrich gonna tear this ***** up

[The Myth]

Your all done.. hook me up. I am rap battle G money.

[FashionIssues]

i'm in

[Meticode]

:rolleyes:

[Kobe24]

I'm in. I'm not available tonight or tommorow.

[23airjordan23]

[QUOTE=Undisputed]Okay, here I go!!!

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I

[L.Kizzle]

L.Kizzle = contestant

[Mr_Basketball#1]

Kizzle I murdered you last time bruh. You aint ready son!

[L.Kizzle]

Kizzle I murdered you last time bruh. You aint ready son!
WHAT? I killed you playa, dig up the thread.
:oldlol:

[brwnman]

You can't really freestyle in a forum. The essence of battling is freestyling on-the-fly, yet online you can sit there and think about your reply for 10+ minutes and what you're going to say. Pointless.

freestyle doesn't really mean on-the-fly. A freestyle rap can be written...

[Meticode]

freestyle doesn't really mean on-the-fly. A freestyle rap can be written...

It's not premeditated. Freestyling, then writing it down is fine, but changing words, editing it isn't freestyling at all.

[dawsey6]

+1 for rap battle. :pimp:

[TruthKGRay3412]

8 contestants were selected..if you weren't selected I will be conducting one in another couple weeks and you will have a chance at the champion of this one.

[The Myth]

So when do we start this good ol' rap battle

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Kick someone out and sign me up.

Don't make me e-kill your confidenze.

[TruthKGRay3412]

Kick someone out and sign me up.

Don't make me e-kill your confidenze.

You're in.

[TruthKGRay3412]

So when do we start this good ol' rap battle

Tomorrow afternoon..if thats a good time for everyone..i gotta set up the match-ups still.

[L.Kizzle]

I'm calling out Mr. Basketball right now!!

[TruthKGRay3412]

First Round Match-ups
FashionIssues v.Mr.Basketball
poorlilrich v.JEFFERSON MONEY
Stewen v.L.Kizzle
TruthKGRay v.The Myth

We will start tomorrow.

[TruthKGRay3412]

I'm calling out Mr. Basketball right now!!

If you win,maybe you guys will meet in the 2nd round!

Anything before it tomorrow will not be counted..so please dont start yet.

[ManlyStanley69]

Clearly, none of you want to get lyrically molested by manly Stanley...I understand.

[L.Kizzle]

How the hell is we gonna freestyle over an instrumental beat on a message board??

[ZeN]

I'm calling out Mr. Basketball right now!!



FashionIssues aint' no punk.. guy got some lines...

[L.Kizzle]

FashionIssues aint' no punk.. guy got some lines...
Exactly, I'm not even gonna get to Mr. Basetballs, 'cause Fashion Issues gonna take him out.

[Mr_Basketball#1]

Please don't start until tomorrow evening sometime. I got classes all day tomorrow.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Yes I got the scronniest and wittiest of the bunch.

This should be good.

[NYK-Bball]

Put me down??

I did ok in the last one.Dig it up like kizzle said a couple good lines.

[L.Kizzle]

Yes I got the scronniest and wittiest of the bunch.

This should be good.
And I got the baby from Family Guy.

[Phenom]

I killed this already.

You can't have a battle without the reigning ish champion. book that s#!t

[stewen12]

And I got the baby from Family Guy.
hahaha nice lol

[poorlilrich]

heres a lil sumthin sumthin


u ****** dont kno that u ****in w/ da best
what is said in this thread aint said in jest
i wanna rip your heart, spread it all ova your chest
the way a ***** spitz, u just can call me death
i eat you ****** up, till there aint nuthing left
you ****** so soft, eazy to digest
you ****** so gay, this is a ***** fest
not a single one of you can rap to impress
all i see is blah blah blah, this aint even a test
its a ****ing blowout and you ****** can attest
to my greatness, gimme the crown ref

[blasian]

heres a lil sumthin sumthin


u ****** dont kno that u ****in w/ da best
what is said in this thread aint said in jest
i wanna rip your heart, spread it all ova your chest
the way a ***** spitz, u just can call me death
i eat you ****** up, till there aint nuthing left
you ****** so soft, eazy to digest
you ****** so gay, this is a ***** fest
not a single one of you can rap to impress
all i see is blah blah blah, this aint even a test
its a ****ing blowout and you ****** can attest
to my greatness, gimme the crown ref


poor lil rich? you a poor lil bitch
scurry on the floor like a rat, lil snitch
lil hyphy bitch ghost riding the whip
i'll ghost write your shit while you ghost ride on my dick
my bars so hard they contain prisoners in Attica
you look like a retarded starvin child in a village in Africa
B[I]itch you aint Blacula, so dont try to bite me
You bite my rhymes than spit it out, cuz they taste too nasty
Don't **** wit me ***** cuz I am the best
Got props from real emcees, not no internet reps

[L.Kizzle]

i'll ghost write your shit while you ghost ride on my dick

gettin' freaky I see.

[blasian]

gettin' freaky I see.

yes its gettin freaky, cuz you couldnt see me
if i was on a sixty inch screen tv
believe me kizzle, you dont want it with blaze
like cam'ron i'll leave you purple after i smoke you like haze
best believe i cause damage with every line i type up
this shit's about as unfunny as them comedians you hype up

[blasian]

aight i'm done lol. came into the thread too late for the actual competition, figured I'd spit some shit then bounce lol

[ZeN]

heres a lil sumthin sumthin


u ****** dont kno that u ****in w/ da best
what is said in this thread aint said in jest
i wanna rip your heart, spread it all ova your chest
the way a ***** spitz, u just can call me death
i eat you ****** up, till there aint nuthing left
you ****** so soft, eazy to digest
you ****** so gay, this is a ***** fest
not a single one of you can rap to impress
all i see is blah blah blah, this aint even a test
its a ****ing blowout and you ****** can attest
to my greatness, gimme the crown ref


Responce:





Man, My flow has no flaws, it leaves people in awe,/
My lyrics made out of bricks, youre lyrics made outta straw,/
Man I don’t play no tricks, you cannot mess with ZeN/
You like a scared little kid, trying to pretend that he’s sick,/
I ain’t here for the glory, don’t wanna start no wars,/
Just want to show who sits in the limo, and who the chauffeur/
Isn’t it past your bedtime? Your rhymes are so tired,/
You walk into Kanye’s label, you’re a$$ would be fired/
Let’s hear the crap that you will spit out yo teeth,/
Yo sh*t goes cold turkey, my sh*t is hot beef,/
When I’m done with you, your hopes will flicker/,
Man, I’m hungry; gotta satisfy it with a Snikkerz/
Don’t be alarmed, although you were just run over by this Laker fan kid,/
Any witnesses to the massacre that just happened?



:pimp:

[poorlilrich]

im like lil wayne i can go for hours and im gonna put out rap after rap

[NYK-Bball]

I'm the future of this sht like lebron james
Don't fck wit me in 4th quarters nikka i take over games
this was as easy lay up
but you gotta stay up,just to write a little 4 bars
i rain 3s cuz i got my j up,i just throw the trey up
what bitch is these verses to hard?
You kids is amateurs to me thats why your girl gone
she in my GT with her chin on my nuts
my balls just hitting her face like a paddle in ping pong
this is why you don't wife up slutz
what?you look type stupid nikka
got shot by cupid nikka?
come c me in the hood?gotta bring your group of in nikkaz?
i throw people off roofs nikka
i collect tooths nikka
so watch your jewels,i pull chains like a farmer pullin roots nikka
i gets poppin,crackin whatever you want
come with your goons im in crown heights waiting outfront
waiting for anybody who trying to stunt
leave they face lumped and bumped like a camel hump
reply so i can give them the ether
im waiting for the bell to the ring like a page on a beeper.

[ZeN]

I'm the future of this sht like lebron james
Don't fck wit me in 4th quarters nikka i take over games
this was as easy lay up
but you gotta stay up,just to write a little 4 bars
i rain 3s cuz i got my j up,i just throw the trey up
what bitch is these verses to hard?
You kids is amateurs to me thats why your girl gone
she in my GT with her chin on my nuts
my balls just hitting her face like a paddle in ping pong
this is why you don't wife up slutz
what?you look type stupid nikka
got shot by cupid nikka?
come c me in the hood?gotta bring your group of in nikkaz?
i throw people off roofs nikka
i collect tooths nikka
so watch your jewels,i pull chains like a farmer pullin roots nikka
i gets poppin,crackin whatever you want
come with your goons im in crown heights waiting outfront
waiting for anybody who trying to stunt
leave they face lumped and bumped like a camel hump
reply so i can give them the ether
im waiting for the bell to the ring like a page on a beeper.




Responce:








Don't rush me when I'm tryin to build a catastrophe/
Leave you filled with calamity; down to Earth like children of gravity/
Can't rap about bling, your ice is thawed so it's twice as hard/
Your precisely flawed, leave you in a viper's jaws/
You hoping for most wins? Leave you broken like shattered glass/
Sympathy in the industry is for those with divinity; forget your plastic raps/
Your rhyme deprived, can't dis if you're life's at stake/
Bite the fakes, eat you up and I'm sure I'll like the taste/
Can't stand to be jailed so when ZeN puts you into a cell, you must fret/
But your rhymes are pointless like your views on the spell check/
You shoulda never stepped foot near me, cause I see crystal clear/
Put yourself at a distance, overcome your lyrical pistol fear/
Drown out the noise and whack anthems of the wannabe rappers/
Find me in laughter cause I'm so fond of these characters/
You couldn't be on-point if you sat on a sharpened pencil/
Your garbage mental state is still very far from potential/





:pimp:

[poorlilrich]

poor lil rich? you a poor lil bitch
scurry on the floor like a rat, lil snitch
lil hyphy bitch ghost riding the whip
i'll ghost write your shit while you ghost ride on my dick
my bars so hard they contain prisoners in Attica
you look like a retarded starvin child in a village in Africa
B[I]itch you aint Blacula, so dont try to bite me
You bite my rhymes than spit it out, cuz they taste too nasty
Don't **** wit me ***** cuz I am the best
Got props from real emcees, not no internet reps


blasian blasian
all black and asian
u got the worst of both worlds so i aint even hatin
big lips small dick, no wonder yours still a virgin
rice cakes and koolaid man youre a ****ing disgrace
a ***** wearin straw hats, man you got not taste
so you should save face and dont come 'round this place
cuz youll get erased and the words that i say
will send your FOB ass back to the ming dynasty
you're an embarrassment to your asian family
an embarrassment to your black family
a yellow ass ***** too ghetto to thai chi

[blasian]

Responce:








:pimp:

You think you the zen masta? Don't make me zen blast ya
and splatta you like plasta mutha****in fast bastad
but you aint hard enough to turn into cement
so you betta get on your knees, pray and repent
and ask the almighty Blasian to forgive you for your wack lines
you think you an emcee but in reality you lack rhymes
so be like a mime lil bitch and remain silent
Wanna **** with the blaze? bitch dont even try it
i'm the highest form, the ultramagnetic emcee
you the lowest worm, an extra****** femcee
Test me, and best believe that I'll pass with flying colors
You alive cuz I ****ed your moms without buying rubbers

[NYK-Bball]

Responce:








:pimp:


Zen your not a pimp so put away the emotion
please stop reading the dictionary,then boasting
cause its not working
you not a mc,you can't end me
i put a end to all that come near thee
so you better run,cause you bendy like star
with this flow and mind i can see no flaws
you better stop this sht,be like adam sandler and pause
because my gun with go click
hit you harder then a brick
unlike your plastic similes
my punchlines hit harder then a fully loaded grip
dont do it to yoursef
go cuddle with your teddy
i got the chessy that gwap and of course that fetty
we do it big out here
you looking like earl boykins son
you tried to come embarrass me now you plan is recoiling bum
you on the hot seat ur asz is boiling,run.
your not affecting me
i put the tech to g's
then you don't see the next of he
because we don't play we will destroy you,B
so don't come around hear with trying to style on me
you forgot?you know i always got the 40 cal on me
g-unit,always got my buddy,my pal on me
keep fronting i will have your family lonely

[NYK-Bball]

You think you the zen masta? Don't make me zen blast ya
and splatta you like plasta mutha****in fast bastad
but you aint hard enough to turn into cement
so you betta get on your knees, pray and repent
and ask the almighty Blasian to forgive you for your wack lines
you think you an emcee but in reality you lack rhymes
so be like a mime lil bitch and remain silent
Wanna **** with the blaze? bitch dont even try it
i'm the highest form, the ultramagnetic emcee
you the lowest worm, an extra****** femcee
Test me, and best believe that I'll pass with flying colors
You alive cuz I ****ed your moms without buying rubbers


:applause:

[blasian]

blasian blasian
all black and asian
u got the worst of both worlds so i aint even hatin
big lips small dick, no wonder yours still a virgin
rice cakes and koolaid man youre a ****ing disgrace
a ***** wearin straw hats, man you got not taste
so you should save face and dont come 'round this place
cuz youll get erased and the words that i say
will send your FOB ass back to the ming dynasty
you're an embarrassment to your asian family
an embarrassment to your black family
a yellow ass ***** too ghetto to thai chi

Bitch you compared yourself to Wayne, not a good look friend
I guess just like your idol you enjoy tounge kissin men
Cant keep up wit my tounge twistin trends and alliteration
My rhymes will knock your punkass into obliteration
And yea bitch I'm part black and I'm part Chinese
So I'll knock you out like Tyson with the speed of Bruce Lee
See me, on the streets, on the web, wherever bitch
My Chinese sword will slice through you, your head will sever bitch
Your time is up bitch, so get them backpacks draggin
This the year of the Dragon bitch, not the year of the ******
My rhymes will leave your bitchass with a broken black eye
You aint hard lil snitch, you just a token black guy
You're blood will flow bitch, cuz all bitches bleed
Community college ass *****, I'm the Ivy League

[Wreck Shop]

i bomb atomically, like inspector, phenomenally,
we came westward ho but still no equality,
still no progress,
i smoke til my mind rests,
til i digest my high quest with no f*cking rhymes left,
no ticking time left, still ain't seen the best yet,
can't trust the left yet,
til i'm certain we('re) on the same ground
the lames pound they(re) chest while they regress,
socio-economic til they lifeless, never tasting of the highness,
never asked questions til they undressed, six feet deep in the lightless,
underworld of deep sleep, too late theres no repeat,
this is all we got and there won't be an epilouge
check your f*cking head and attack life like a wild dog,
sink your tusks in, we must win, wage war against the ignorance, free their f*cking minds or bring speedy deliverance,
no doddling, no maybe laters, this is the battle for the light,
they cry keepin it real, but you should try keepin it right.

[dawsey6]

Bitch you aint Blacula, so dont try to bite me

Best line thus far.

Blasian's got skills.

[Sicknote]

Bitch you compared yourself to Wayne, not a good look friend
I guess just like your idol you enjoy tounge kissin men
Cant keep up wit my tounge twistin trends and alliteration
My rhymes will knock your punkass into obliteration
And yea bitch I'm part black and I'm part Chinese
So I'll knock you out like Tyson with the speed of Bruce Lee
See me, on the streets, on the web, wherever bitch
My Chinese sword will slice through you, your head will sever bitch
Your time is up bitch, so get them backpacks draggin
This the year of the Dragon bitch, not the year of the ******
My rhymes will leave your bitchass with a broken black eye
You aint hard lil snitch, you just a token black guy
You're blood will flow bitch, cuz all bitches bleed
Community college ass *****, I'm the Ivy League

blasian just murked all of ISH with that ****. Repped. :cheers:

[ALBballer]

Bitch you compared yourself to Wayne, not a good look friend
I guess just like your idol you enjoy tounge kissin men
Cant keep up wit my tounge twistin trends and alliteration
My rhymes will knock your punkass into obliteration
And yea bitch I'm part black and I'm part Chinese
So I'll knock you out like Tyson with the speed of Bruce Lee
See me, on the streets, on the web, wherever bitch
My Chinese sword will slice through you, your head will sever bitch
Your time is up bitch, so get them backpacks draggin
This the year of the Dragon bitch, not the year of the ******
My rhymes will leave your bitchass with a broken black eye
You aint hard lil snitch, you just a token black guy
You're blood will flow bitch, cuz all bitches bleed
Community college ass *****, I'm the Ivy League

Owned.

[ManlyStanley69]

Stanley is so damn manly, that you couldnt understand me. i'll eat your ass like candy and make you crash like Brandy. Listen family, I'm a beast, you're a bambi, i'll make you skeet in your panties and retreat to your nanny.............................I could keep going but nobody wants it in with me.

[NYK-Bball]

Stanley is so damn manly, that you couldnt understand me. i'll eat your ass like candy and make you crash like Brandy. Listen family, I'm a beast, you're a bambi, i'll make you skeet in your panties and retreat to your nanny.............................I could keep going but nobody wants it in with me.

Look at this kid with his pink writing and "manly" gimmick
no one likes you,the battle is finish
your not manly enough to keep up with me or blasian
look at your one word rhyming,what are you saying
manly stanley?go away with your granny panties
sweet as candy, soft as baby poop
im a rough neck,hard like the top of a bentley coupe
i see anyone in the streets they can get it easily
your girl can get it to,everynight she pleases me.
she goes up and down,tongue goes round and round
its something big and brown,talk of the whole town
i will leave your face black and purple like a ravens jersey.
so stop coming out your face,or this bullet will come at your face.You heard me?
i do it for the streets,you do it for the burbs G
i do so clean,you looking like a turd
fresh we run brooklyn shirt,fitted and air maxs
you a man with a puzzy,go get you a tampax
im done with you puzzy,ya sht is all teared up
when people my verses they say woooo,rick flaired up.
next time you reply to me,your verse better be geared up.

[ManlyStanley69]

Look at this kid with his pink writing and "manly" gimmick
no one likes you,the battle is finish
your not manly enough to keep up with me or blasian
look at your one word rhyming,what are you saying
manly stanley?go away with your granny panties
sweet as candy, soft as baby poop
im a rough neck,hard like the top of a bentley coupe
i see anyone in the streets they can get it easily
your girl can get it to,everynight she pleases me.
she goes up and down,tongue goes round and round
its something big and brown,talk of the whole town
i will leave your face black and purple like a ravens jersey.
so stop coming out your face,or this bullet will come at your face.You heard me?
i do it for the streets,you do it for the burbs G
i do so clean,you looking like a turd
fresh we run brooklyn shirt,fitted and air maxs
you a man with a puzzy,go get you a tampax
im done with you puzzy,ya sht is all teared up
when people my verses they say woooo,rick flaired up.
next time you reply to me,your verse better be geared up.

Hi Hater. Nice to meet you
Now i'm gonna ***** slap you twice then beat you
Just cus i write in pink, don't think, that i wont body you before you can blink
i can picture you rapping in your living room like, "Look, Dad!"
Your not manly, you make Brooklyn look bad
you better watch what you say to me boy
because im not michael jackson i dont play with these boys
and please, little guy, dont talk about bentleys or guns
when your mom said your boxers got plenty of runs
respect big stanley..guess you haven't learned it yet
yea, you "run the streets" because you still don't have your drivers permit yet

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

69 AKA Azzgobbler ManleyStanley,
I got a lotta dismissin' to do b4 I die.. upon this queerbait,
You say you a manly man but you never shot nothang,
You say you a stanley stan and you never lost v-thang,
You say you don't give an ISH but you continue posting,
You've been a lousy gimmick a long time but u not entertainin,

[It's A VC3!!!]

Now everybody in the 313, put ya muthaphucken hands up and follow me.:lol

[AItheAnswer3]

I'm as real as reality, not a Greek myth

It's time to let you know who you're ****in with

My rap is magical, stronger than voodoo

Your style, it stinks, you know, like doodoo

You're shiverin and shakin in your Fruit of the Looms

Keep it simple, stupid, you'll be next to the tombs

Of the other victims, I keep their heads on my shelf

If they were resurrected, they'd kill themself

I'll never say excuse me, move out my way, sucker

You use 'mister', I use 'motherf**ker'

We got the mouth to be the boss, the heart to back it up

Rhymes come naturally, no need to crack it up

But you inflate, make others sick

And my last and final words is: get off my di*k

:lol:lol

[It's A VC3!!!]

I'm as real as reality, not a Greek myth

It's time to let you know who you're ****in with




These are my 2 favorite lines.

[ManlyStanley69]

69 AKA Azzgobbler ManleyStanley,
I got a lotta dismissin' to do b4 I die.. upon this queerbait,
You say you a manly man but you never shot nothang,
You say you a stanley stan and you never lost v-thang,
You say you don't give an ISH but you continue posting,
You've been a lousy gimmick a long time but u not entertainin,

I'm sorry mr. jefferson but I can't respond to something so awful. By the way, I'm not a gimmick...im the real deal baby!

[AItheAnswer3]

These were my 2 favorite lines.

:banana:

[NYK-Bball]

Hi Hater. Nice to meet you
Now i'm gonna ***** slap you twice then beat you
Just cus i write in pink, don't think, that i wont body you before you can blink
i can picture you rapping in your living room like, "Look, Dad!"
Your not manly, you make Brooklyn look bad
you better watch what you say to me boy
because im not michael jackson i dont play with these boys
and please, little guy, dont talk about bentleys or guns
when your mom said your boxers got plenty of runs
respect big stanley..guess you haven't learned it yet
yea, you "run the streets" because you still don't have your drivers permit yet


YEAH,i run streets.We going from the morn to the night
Please don't relpy to me not expecting a fight
because the goons get it in
we play to win
i have my nuts playing tag with her face and chin

we stack them g's.selling keys
and like michael i gotta stop playing with these children
your life is going slow,im in the fast lane you feel the breeze?
You reply verse was short and lame,im not spitting,im vomitting soon to be ****ting
right now im grinning,because this win is to easy
you need to heat it up your cold like the girl with jeezy
hi hater?more like bye,later
thats what you gonna be saying when when the potato on my 80 turn to fried tater.

[blasian]

I'm sorry mr. jefferson but I can't respond to something so awful. By the way, I'm not a gimmick...im the real deal baby!

You aint manly stanly, you rap blandly sadly
A fat man with pudgy hands like the Family Man b
Actin black like you tarface, frontin hard like you scarface
But you more like manolo homo, stupid gimmick like starface
My bars race to the finish line in record time
Like Usain Bolt, beware bitch, cuz its wrecking time
Check my rhyme, like Q Tip, **** the rhymes, that you spit
They useless, the truth is, you cant see me in the booth, bitch
I'll slice you up and serve you, eat you in seperate portions
You the real deal baby? Your moms should've had that abortion
I told the bitch to do it, but the bitch wouldnt listen
Shouldnt have ****ed her in the kitchen, next to the bathroom you piss in
You too ****in lame bro, dont even mention my name ho
Actin like a real emcee yet you bite lines from Maino?
You know what, you kinda nice, actually nah, syke dude
Get your ass off ish, nobody here likes you

[Skywalker]

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLASIAN!!!!

ummm no one is on his level yet

[NYK-Bball]

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLASIAN!!!!

ummm no one is on his level yet

:oldlol: im not that bad.:(

[ManlyStanley69]

You aint manly stanly, you rap blandly sadly
A fat man with pudgy hands like the Family Man b
Actin black like you tarface, frontin hard like you scarface
But you more like manolo homo, stupid gimmick like starface
My bars race to the finish line in record time
Like Usain Bolt, beware bitch, cuz its wrecking time
Check my rhyme, like Q Tip, **** the rhymes, that you spit
They useless, the truth is, you cant see me in the booth, bitch
I'll slice you up and serve you, eat you in seperate portions
You the real deal baby? Your moms should've had that abortion
I told the bitch to do it, but the bitch wouldnt listen
Shouldnt have ****ed her in the kitchen, next to the bathroom you piss in
You too ****in lame bro, dont even mention my name ho
Actin like a real emcee yet you bite lines from Maino?
You know what, you kinda nice, actually nah, syke dude
Get your ass off ish, nobody here likes you

I guess everyone wants to get served today, watch me wreck em'
with a flow thats tighter than stepdaddys finger in your rectum
this is E-Z...like im taking B.P...you ain't f**king nothing, unless its your PC
rap all you want but you can't even play with the Man
burn u up just to show you how blasian i am
n i dont need to write long verses to chalk you out
I go fast, like that Jamaican dude you talked about
i'll eat you up and digest you inside poops
call me Flava Flav the way I be Inside-hoops.

[blasian]

I guess everyone wants to get served today, watch me wreck em'
with a flow thats tighter than stepdaddys finger in your rectum
this is E-Z...like im taking B.P...you ain't f**king nothing, unless its your PC
rap all you want but you can't even play with the Man
burn u up just to show you how blasian i am
n i dont need to write long verses to chalk you out
I go fast, like that Jamaican dude you talked about
i'll eat you up and digest you inside poops
call me Flava Flav the way I be Inside-hoops.

lol, that was disappointing homie. Come on, you actually aint that bad, you could go a lot harder than that weak ass verse...

[blasian]

:oldlol: im not that bad.:(

lol, u were going in. that Zen dude is nice to.

[poorlilrich]

blazian = lamen


f*uck w/ me

[blasian]

blazian = lamen


f*uck w/ me

i already did. and you already got served. next....

[ManlyStanley69]

lol, that was disappointing homie. Come on, you actually aint that bad, you could go a lot harder than that weak ass verse...

C'mon i had a couple of nice lines in there...wasn't my manliest verse ever, but just did it in a couple minutes at work

[poorlilrich]

i didnt get served dude


im gonna retalliate 10fold baby


f*ck w/ me

[blasian]

i didnt get served dude


im gonna retalliate 10fold baby


f*ck w/ me

i dont have time to wait 12 hours for your next reply....

[blasian]

C'mon i had a couple of nice lines in there...wasn't my manliest verse ever, but just did it in a couple minutes at work

lol, the PC line and the insidehoops line were pretty clever

[QuickTrigger]

gay

[blasian]

gay

Look at this ***** *****, quick trigga, blowin like a bag pipe
Your name's Quick Trigger, that aptly describes your sex life
I gotta leave now, so I'll just take a second to burn you
You aint worthy of 16, I'll use 4 bars to serve you

[Mr_Basketball#1]

Fashion Issues

I'm coming off the dome, no pad, no pencil...
Your issues aren't with fashion, your issues are mental
and rapping aint ya thing so stick to Photo-shop,
'cause when rapping you can't use the clone tool or crop, so just stop.
Boy you gambling with ya life, so don't roll the dice,
Get ya azn ass in the kitchen and fix me some shrimp fried rice.

Just a warm-up.

[NYK-Bball]

Fashion Issues

I'm coming off the dome, no pad, no pencil...
Your issues aren't with fashion, your issues are mental
and rapping aint ya thing so stick to Photo-shop,
'cause when rapping you can't use the clone tool or crop, so just stop.
Boy you gambling with ya life, so don't roll the dice,
Get ya azn ass in the kitchen and fix me some shrimp fried rice.

Just a warm-up.

Mr basketball,you dont flow not like kanye
im beast out here,ill eat u like a entree
pardon me,i forgot this wasn't aimed me
but i go at anyone,yall people need to put a chain on me
im stupid with the rhymes
retarded flow
im sick with the metaphors
too bad your lines blow

[~LA's fine$t~]

Look at this ***** *****, quick trigga, blowin like a bag pipe
Your name's Quick Trigger, that aptly describes your sex life
I gotta leave now, so I'll just take a second to burn you
You aint worthy of 16, I'll use 4 bars to serve you

That was nice.

[Droth24]

Yall think youse is the best
yall is bout to be put to the test
sittin at yo computer tryin to write rap
yall bout to be blown the FXXX back

runnin disses on eachother
even though you still probably live with your mothers
so all you do is sit at your computer all day
but none of yall fukcin with me okkkaaayyyy?

tryin to diss me? dont even bother
ill just beat yo ass like a dead beat father
i own all you F@ggot b!tches
rhymes like this can make rags to riches

to all you sucka little b!tches
ill lay ya ***** a$$es six feet deep in ditches
Rymes makin you look frightened like a deer in da headlights
I'm scaring the fukc out of you pu$sy as$ d!kes

i spit bars like bullets
dont want none? then cool it
back up and let me claim my dues
dont make me put on this missing page in the news

[Legendofthe718]

hey I want to try. check this out.

my hearts blacker than caviar,
colder than the winter solstice,
step in with this post,
to part flows like I was moses,
even with warning from inspectah deck,
you still couldn't protect ya neck,
you could be a model of terrorism,
and still couldn't pose a threat,
manly stanley keeps a pink eye on his queers,
I mean peers,
he's like a back door bouncer,
he let's guys in from the rear,
blasian is half chinese,
so everything he sees is in widescreen,
thinks he's top of his game,
but reaching for the wrong balls,
like john amechi,
poorlilrich a phony,
I see through you like a hologram,
plus been all inside your chick like a sonogram,
the flow I compose,
cause you to decompose,
as your soul decays,
and proves you've got no back bone.
like an invertebrae.

just a quick verse no hard feelings.

[blasian]

hey I want to try. check this out.

my hearts blacker than caviar,
colder than the winter solstice,
step in with this post,
to part flows like I was moses,
even with warning from inspectah deck,
you still couldn't protect ya neck,
you could be a model of terrorism,
and still couldn't pose a threat,
manly stanley keeps a pink eye on his queers,
I mean peers,
he's like a back door bouncer,
he let's guys in from the rear,
blasian is half chinese,
so everything he sees is in widescreen,
thinks he's top of his game,
but reaching for the wrong balls,
like john amechi,
poorlilrich a phony,
I see through you like a hologram,
plus been all inside your chick like a sonogram,
the flow I compose,
cause you to decompose,
as your soul decays,
and proves you've got no back bone.
like an invertebrae.

just a quick verse no hard feelings.

nah I'm not half Asian, more like one sixteenth
I'll use sixteen bars to bury you six feet deep
And I dont see widescreen homie, nah I see things full
I see the fact that you wack and you rap straight bull
You dont want it with me, I'm too hard to push
Yo Moses, do you talk to your mom's burning bush?
And I heard some real foul shit about you on the low tho
You blow doe for a bitch, a simp son, like Romo
But yo bro, I wont throw you a TD pass
When you got athletes like Amechi running up in yo ass
You trash, straight ass, a worse rapper than soulja boy
It's ova boy, i told ya boy, i'll smoke you like doja boy
You aint neva been inside a chick, you go inside man
like that Spike flick ya dick, now kill yourself like Stan
but take solace in the fact that I cause suicide often
My sixteens up, time to hammer the nail into your coffin

[L.Kizzle]

I'm hurr

[TruthKGRay3412]

my thread got raided!

:(

[TruthKGRay3412]

ATTENTION MEMBERS

First Round
FashionIssues v.Mr.Basketball
poorlilrich v.JEFFERSON MONEY
Stewen v.L.Kizzle
TruthKGRay v.The Myth

Everybody PM your freestyle..I will post them and then the voting will occur..you have until tomorrow midnight to come up with a freestyle for your opponent.DONT post it here..I will.

[FashionIssues]

Fashion Issues

I'm coming off the dome, no pad, no pencil...
Your issues aren't with fashion, your issues are mental
and rapping aint ya thing so stick to Photo-shop,
'cause when rapping you can't use the clone tool or crop, so just stop.
Boy you gambling with ya life, so don't roll the dice,
Get ya azn ass in the kitchen and fix me some shrimp fried rice.

Just a warm-up.
ok...look...

your weak attempt came across similar to a yawn
tried to convince myself to leave but i had to respond

the most anticipated celebrated poster in years
january 2007 was when the god reappeared

using the photoshop fame, how predictable was that?
i stays phat cause your rhymes are edible like that

face it you envy me though right now you try to play me
but you hit me on pm's like "yo, can you make my kanye avy?"

for reps maybe, but i don't whore like you
history says i deaded emcees and many more like you

gambling with my life? homie now you know that's a fake lie
roll the dice i'll murder you even when i land them on snake eyes

and if you just warmin up then i hope your thirst was quenched
cause you gets no playing time muh****ah straight ridin the bench

turn your shirt red like scalabrine's head i'll house you like eddie crazy
pierce your heart like the truth with much emotion as kg

beastin in everyl angle breaking ankles sure shot in the clutch
feel my veins and realize FI is cold blooded to touch

the jack of all trades reigning king and that's all fact
you sayin a bunch of nothin now photoshop that...

it's nothin...

[v-unit]

Lol, I actually like reading some of these. I don't think any of them are bad, but the most notibles are definatly blasian's and FashionIssues.

[L.Kizzle]

ATTENTION MEMBERS

First Round
FashionIssues v.Mr.Basketball
poorlilrich v.JEFFERSON MONEY
Stewen v.L.Kizzle
TruthKGRay v.The Myth

Everybody PM your freestyle..I will post them and then the voting will occur..you have until tomorrow midnight to come up with a freestyle for your opponent.DONT post it here..I will.
U should PM this to all the contestants cause they might not see it...

[Maniak]

fasionissues and blasian=GOAT imo

[NYK-Bball]

Me and Blasian are not in it.:rolleyes::banghead: :( :no:

And i get no love on this board.

[Legendofthe718]

I want to play too.

[brwnman]

I say screw the battles, just randomly keep going back and forth. It's working just fine the way it is right now...

[ForceOfNature]

I'm as real as reality, not a Greek myth

It's time to let you know who you're ****in with

My rap is magical, stronger than voodoo

Your style, it stinks, you know, like doodoo

You're shiverin and shakin in your Fruit of the Looms

Keep it simple, stupid, you'll be next to the tombs

Of the other victims, I keep their heads on my shelf

If they were resurrected, they'd kill themself

I'll never say excuse me, move out my way, sucker

You use 'mister', I use 'motherf**ker'

We got the mouth to be the boss, the heart to back it up

Rhymes come naturally, no need to crack it up

But you inflate, make others sick

And my last and final words is: get off my di*k

:lol:lol

For some reason, this seems very Jay-Z esque. I immediately pictured him rapping this whole thing.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Was verry bust this afternoon and only had four minutes to sign up to comp. Will put something up better 2morrow. But dayum Blzn.. dude murked everyone and he didn't even sign up lol!

[Droth24]

I say screw the battles, just randomly keep going back and forth. It's working just fine the way it is right now...
hell yea works for me!

[Mr_Basketball#1]

kizzle=p*ssy...Spit something bruh...

[blasian]

we need to get this going again...

[L.Kizzle]

kizzle=p*ssy...Spit something bruh...
LOL, I just seen this, let's go ... beee-otch!

[Mr_Basketball#1]

LOL, I just seen this, let's go ... beee-otch!
spit something...

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

spit something...

Ladiez, and gentleman welcome the illiterate b!tch,
Claimz to be a numero uno but refusez to post a pic,
Thiz ***got prick, cockless d!ck'z witch,
Outheightz hiz fool azz by the head of a Rick,

Astley'z the name, clowning folkz on youtube'z the game,
You outta be shamed fool for condemnin' the glorious lil wayne,
Tha Carter hath done something you never done on the court.. make it rain,
Down in the streetz of ISH you're a puny poodle in the midst of a Great Dane,

So Mrs. Basketballess iz going to college to git mo' knowledge,
But why doez this homeless troubador get more stupider by da day,
Boy, if there waz a gawd he'd send you to the grave instead of Heathledge,
And keep sucking off to the only guy who'll look at ya; eye-less Allan Ray,


*Modeled after Norm Macdonald Bob Saget Roast*

[Mr_Basketball#1]

Ladiez, and gentleman welcome the illiterate b!tch,
Claimz to be a numero uno but refusez to post a pic,
Thiz ***got prick, cockless d!ck'z witch,
Outheightz hiz fool azz by the head of a Rick,

Astley'z the name, clowning folkz on youtube'z the game,
You outta be shamed fool for condemnin' the glorious lil wayne,
Tha Carter hath done something you never done on the court.. make it rain,
Down in the streetz of ISH you're a puny poodle in the midst of a Great Dane,

So Mrs. Basketballess iz going to college to git mo' knowledge,
But why doez this homeless troubador get more stupider by da day,
Boy, if there waz a gawd he'd send you to the grave instead of Heathledge,
And keep sucking off to the only guy who'll look at ya; eye-less Allan Ray,


*Modeled after Norm Macdonald Bob Saget Roast*
You done fckd up homie.

Beating you should be an easy task,
I'll send the bullets flying past,
have yo face like jason mask.
Don't make me mad if you do it's gon' be bad,
when the pistol blast sound like a motherfckn marching band.
And just like Allan Ray, yo punk ass will get cut,
you da type that whack off to porn just to get a nut.
I don't need to post a pic to prove I'm the truth b!tch,
we can meet up whenever and I'll break you like a tooth pick.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

You done fckd up homie.

Beating you should be an easy task,
I'll send the bullets flying past,
have yo face like jason mask.
Don't make me mad if you do it's gon' be bad,
when the pistol blast sound like a motherfckn marching band.
And just like Allan Ray, yo punk ass will get cut,
you da type that whack off to porn just to get a nut.
I don't need to post a pic to prove I'm the truth b!tch,
we can meet up whenever and I'll break you like a tooth pick.

Lol that's not bad, but the third line up is something EVERYBODY doez regardless if you're not single, and the last sentence ain't true at all considering I'm a lot bigger and stronger than you are.

Ok, ok, ok, we see that Framingham'z shame haz just replied,
But alas muthaphuckaz all J$ did was shook his head and sighed,
For what kinda clown makes reference to sh!tty horror moviez,
And for the record what guy hazn't spermed to Online boobiez,

So ya see fellaz this dude got a clotted flow, weak rhyme, and no bite,
And he just diluted sodium to Superman Jeff, certainly no kryptonite,
But hey I applaud you for the effort bud, trash like Kanya must've influenced you,
But when life handz Mr. Basketball lemonz he makez beef stew,

[L.Kizzle]

spit something...
OK, I spit rhymes, I don't waist no damn time
'Cause this rap battle thread 'bout to be F-N Mines
And I ain't lyin', call me Paul Pierce "the truth"
Mess wit me, U gone be missing a damn tooth
I bout to come through ya, call me Hurricane Ruth
A brotha just came up to me, and said I got the juice
He know I'm a winner, I'm always on top
Even ya girl know that, and she tell me "don't stop"
She say "keep goin", and I keep growin'
Now she meat blowin', that got my skeet blowin'
Ya girlfriend is my friend, but she ain't my chick
I just use her for one thing, to play around with my dick
Now back to you, you was talkin' a lot of noise
I'm the opposite of Mike Jack, don't got time for lil boys
You betta recognize, I don't mess around
I'll have you like I got ya girl, have you layed face down.

[johndeeregreen]

you da type that whack off to porn just to get a nut.
What do you watch porn for? The storylines?

[Mr_Basketball#1]

What do you watch porn for? The storylines?
there's other ways to get a nut...you know like go out and get p*ssy. try it.

anyway here I go

I'm still in my prime,
I'll take all three of you p*ssies out all in one rhyme.
Fashion Issues, Kizzle and Jefferson Money
a retard, a jackass, and a gotdamn dummy,
how can a dude with no cash call him self J. Money.
Picture it, this is for the championship...
I'm KG and y'all Pau Gasol,
Y'all lines are hit and miss like Melo swinging in the Knicks brawl.
I don't back down or run from no dudes,
my rhymes are like thanksgiving dinner,NOW EAT THIS FOOD.
And Fashion Issues wanna compare himself to God but he's more like Buddha, cuz I got dat red dot on his forehead, b!tch I'm bout to shoot ya. (Get it?)
I pick and then roll you out of here like tootsie,
you betta find a girl 'cause you can't photoshop p*ssy.
Well maybe you could, but that would be awkward,
I be coming off the dome just like clockwork.
Y'all versus me, (lol) you'd lose like the Lakers,
somebody take these chumps off my hands,
Are there any takers?
I told y'all b!tches, you didn't wanna get it on,
what I just did is called killing three birds with one stone.

[mmsupra]

there's other ways to get a nut...you know like go out and get p*ssy. try it.

anyway here I go

I'm still in my prime,
I'll take all three of you p*ssies out all in one rhyme.
Fashion Issues, Kizzle and Jefferson Money
a retard, a jackass, and a gotdamn dummy,
how can a dude with no cash call him self J. Money.
Picture it, this is for the championship...
I'm KG and y'all Pau Gasol,
Y'all lines are hit and miss like Melo swinging in the Knicks brawl.
I don't back down or run from no dudes,
my rhymes are like thanksgiving dinner,NOW EAT THIS FOOD.
And Fashion Issues wanna compare himself to God but he's more like Buddha, cuz I got dat red dot on his forehead, b!tch I'm bout to shoot ya. (Get it?)
I pick and then roll you out of here like tootsie,
you betta find a girl 'cause you can't photoshop p*ssy.
Well maybe you could, but that would be awkward,
I be coming off the dome just like clockwork.
Y'all versus me, (lol) you'd lose like the Lakers,
somebody take these chumps off my hands,
Are there any takers?
I told y'all b!tches, you didn't wanna get it on,
what I just did is called killing three birds with one stone.


:roll: ....:applause: ...I make beats u should jump on da track

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/bronx51mm/keyboard002.jpg
thats what I fu*k witt

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[ROCSteady]

there's other ways to get a nut...you know like go out and get p*ssy. try it.

anyway here I go

I'm still in my prime,
I'll take all three of you p*ssies out all in one rhyme.
Fashion Issues, Kizzle and Jefferson Money
a retard, a jackass, and a gotdamn dummy,
how can a dude with no cash call him self J. Money.
Picture it, this is for the championship...
I'm KG and y'all Pau Gasol,
Y'all lines are hit and miss like Melo swinging in the Knicks brawl.
I don't back down or run from no dudes,
my rhymes are like thanksgiving dinner,NOW EAT THIS FOOD.
And Fashion Issues wanna compare himself to God but he's more like Buddha, cuz I got dat red dot on his forehead, b!tch I'm bout to shoot ya. (Get it?)
I pick and then roll you out of here like tootsie,
you betta find a girl 'cause you can't photoshop p*ssy.
Well maybe you could, but that would be awkward,
I be coming off the dome just like clockwork.
Y'all versus me, (lol) you'd lose like the Lakers,
somebody take these chumps off my hands,
Are there any takers?
I told y'all b!tches, you didn't wanna get it on,
what I just did is called killing three birds with one stone.

Stop jockin the Lakers,in denial like an athletic queer
Reppin' Boston, learned to ride Midnight dick from Paul Revere
Bout the same time doctors caught your impediment.
Fast forward, my Tek stutters at you in your daily regimen
You'll be beggin me to throw you a bone
Cuz Bullets, like science, got a life of they own
Get stained like iodine, I'm your lab teacher
Get mamed by this lion, you a safari creature.
Call me Damon Wayons,
when I run thru your town, it be Major Payne.

You strugglin, it's aight, Keep Ya Head Up
Listen to Pac, heed advice, get ya bread up
One day girls u pull won't be the Jefferson money (nickels)
They be Roosevelt dimes, like I pull wit my nigg@ Jefferson Money.
Nevermind, I'm not gunna inspire wit false hope.
Sum nigg@s possed to be broke, possed to choke.
Biitch Pawns like you balance the Earth,
You clean toilets while I'm balancin ya sister w/ my girth.
Prep ya self, it's the End of Days, you need to call Arnold
Or call me the Prophet, cuz it's been foretold

Get stood up at ya own funeral, who Mr.Basketball???
No love for this biitch, get thrown in the ditch,

now you Mr.CasketFall.

[blasian]

Stop jockin the Lakers,in denial like an athletic queer
Reppin' Boston, learned to ride Midnight dick from Paul Revere
Bout the same time doctors caught your impediment.
Fast forward, my Tek stutters at you in your daily regimen
You'll be beggin me to throw you a bone
Cuz Bullets, like science, got a life of they own
Get stained like iodine, I'm your lab teacher
Get mamed by this lion, you a safari creature.
Call me Damon Wayons,
when I run thru your town, it be Major Payne.

You strugglin, it's aight, Keep Ya Head Up
Listen to Pac, heed advice, get ya bread up
One day girls u pull won't be the Jefferson money (nickels)
They be Roosevelt dimes, like I pull wit my nigg@ Jefferson Money.
Nevermind, I'm not gunna inspire wit false hope.
Sum nigg@s possed to be broke, possed to choke.
Biitch Pawns like you balance the Earth,
You clean toilets while I'm balancin ya sister w/ my girth.
Prep ya self, it's the End of Days, you need to call Arnold
Or call me the Prophet, cuz it's been foretold

Get stood up at ya own funeral, who Mr.Basketball???
No love for this biitch, get thrown in the ditch,

now you Mr.CasketFall.

:applause:

[playtetris]

:roll: ....:applause: ...I make beats u should jump on da track

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/bronx51mm/keyboard002.jpg
thats what I fu*k witt

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post some beats! you sample or make keyboard beats?

[emsteez forreal]

wow i can't believe that i wasn't here for this . do a part 2 and i'll destroy anyone guaranteed .

[Cannonball]

get me in this

[mmsupra]

post some beats! you sample or make keyboard beats?

keyboard I will soon....

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[blasian]

wow i can't believe that i wasn't here for this . do a part 2 and i'll destroy anyone guaranteed .

Um, Steez, you'll destroy anybody? Be forreal
Ask anybody here cuz they all know the deal
I'm the king of this battle shit
I shake and I rattle shit
I'll leave you shaken and rattled bitch
I'll leave you dazed, then you'll tattle snitch
Like the dude in your avatar, you'll be assasinated
Rhymes sharp like guillotines, leave you decapitated
Incapacitated, my flow is dysentery
Shitting on you BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
My rhymes be more beautiful than a pearl friend
And my freak game is tight, just ask your Spanish girlfriend
Every single night we have crazy fun sex
I bet you think I'm muy MAL cuz I COME on your X
My rhymes are smoother than butter and you just got toasted
Your flow's weak, I could tell from that video you posted

[poorlilrich]

boom boom boom
let me in let me in
like young buck ***** let me in

[StroShow4]

Incapacitated, my flow is dysentery


:confusedshrug:

[blasian]

:confusedshrug:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysentery

[StroShow4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysentery

oh i see. :ohwell: :oldlol:

[JayGuevara]

"Call me Coney Island cuz man I make them chickens strip
From Detroit to Miami on that Charles Dickens ****
I don't love these hos I jus give em dick an split
Real gangsta **** dude every day I'm livin it
When that AK bust it'll leave yall bit-ches scramblin
With half of em R.I.P. like Mista Hamilton
I'm finishin weak niiggas like a Shao Kahn fatality
Niigga I'm only a star but I'm shinin like a galaxy
So **** with me if you wanna see what Hell is like
I'm a mu****in felon dog I can see my cell in sight
How many times I told you I'm from a shiest hood?
7 Mile Road put ya lighters up for my niigga Icewood!"

What I just wrote in Cannonball's thread. My name Jay G what you know about me? Niigga aint no ho about me! I do this ****! :oldlol:

[ROCSteady]

"Call me Coney Island cuz man I make them chickens strip
From Detroit to Miami on that Charles Dickens ****
I don't love these hos I jus give em dick an split
Real gangsta **** dude every day I'm livin it
When that AK bust it'll leave yall bit-ches scramblin
With half of em R.I.P. like Mista Hamilton
I'm finishin weak niiggas like a Shao Kahn fatality
Niigga I'm only a star but I'm shinin like a galaxy
So **** with me if you wanna see what Hell is like
I'm a mu****in felon dog I can see my cell in sight
How many times I told you I'm from a shiest hood?
7 Mile Road put ya lighters up for my niigga Icewood!"

What I just wrote in Cannonball's thread. My name Jay G what you know about me? Niigga aint no ho about me! I do this ****! :oldlol:

Who was this goin at exactly??

[blasian]

Is it Spud Jay or Jay Spud?
Thug Gay or Gay thug?
Talkin internet shit while givin 50 a face rub
Suckin G-Unit dick till you run outta saliva
Not to mention you love when Paul Pierces your ******
Call me an Uncle Tom when you the one with Tom features
"Oh yes Massa 50 I'll shine dem G-Unit sneakas!"
And 50 just as bad as a white man in slavery times
Makin money off of rhymes promoting black on black crime
Reachin suckas like you through different radio stations
Not to mention he runs his record label like a plantation
I bet your coonish ass would love to be there tho
Pickin cotton for 50 right next to Tony Yayo
Banks let you bite his Rotten Apple, but you was hungry for more
Got an STD from ****in him you industry whore
Now your balls are On Firrrrrre, thats what I call Karma
You a Juvenile insect, I should call you larva
Bitch I hope you Die Fryin, I hope your death's spectacular
You and every G-Unit stan killed in a ****in Massacre
I'll have a smirk on my face once I pick up that smell
Of your flesh meshed with the rest in the fires of Hell
Where they play Tony Yayo 24/7
But your such a Unit Stan you'll still think that shit is heaven

[Mr_Basketball#1]

You really hate Spudjjay huh? That was nice. That last line was bananas.

[Spudjjay]

:roll:

[blasian]

You really hate Spudjjay huh? That was nice. That last line was bananas.

lol, I don't have the energy to hate anyone over the internet. But the dude's been talking a lot of shit and needed to be put in his proper place.

[Meticode]

Damn I can believe people waste 20-30 minutes to think of what to type in this thread religiously.

[blasian]

:roll:

lol, I'll let you respond in rhyme form. After that, consider the e-beef squashed on my part. I crossed the line in that Banks mixtape thread and for that I apologize. But you went overboard calling me an Uncle Tom.

[StroShow4]

Suckin G-Unit dick till you run outta saliva
Not to mention you love when Paul Pierces your ******



:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :roll:

[AItheAnswer3]

Blasian killled it :bowdown:

[L.Kizzle]

OK, I spit rhymes, I don't waist no damn time
'Cause this rap battle thread 'bout to be F-N Mines
And I ain't lyin', call me Paul Pierce "the truth"
Mess wit me, U gone be missing a damn tooth
I bout to come through ya, call me Hurricane Ruth
A brotha just came up to me, and said I got the juice
He know I'm a winner, I'm always on top
Even ya girl know that, and she tell me "don't stop"
She say "keep goin", and I keep growin'
Now she meat blowin', that got my skeet blowin'
Ya girlfriend is my friend, but she ain't my chick
I just use her for one thing, to play around with my dick
Now back to you, you was talkin' a lot of noise
I'm the opposite of Mike Jack, don't got time for lil boys
You betta recognize, I don't mess around
I'll have you like I got ya girl, have you layed face down.
LOL, I killed Mr. Basketball_1

[Mr_Basketball#1]

Kizzle you're kidding right? I murked all three of you clowns.


I'm still in my prime,
I'll take all three of you p*ssies out all in one rhyme.
Fashion Issues, Kizzle and Jefferson Money
a retard, a jackass, and a gotdamn dummy,
how can a dude with no cash call him self J. Money.
Picture it, this is for the championship...
I'm KG and y'all Pau Gasol,
Y'all lines are hit and miss like Melo swinging in the Knicks brawl.
I don't back down or run from no dudes,
my rhymes are like thanksgiving dinner,NOW EAT THIS FOOD.
And Fashion Issues wanna compare himself to God but he's more like Buddha, cuz I got dat red dot on his forehead, b!tch I'm bout to shoot ya. (Get it?)
I pick and then roll you out of here like tootsie,
you betta find a girl 'cause you can't photoshop p*ssy.
Well maybe you could, but that would be awkward,
I be coming off the dome just like clockwork.
Y'all versus me, (lol) you'd lose like the Lakers,
somebody take these chumps off my hands,
Are there any takers?
I told y'all b!tches, you didn't wanna get it on,
what I just did is called killing three birds with one stone.

[Franco Hamilton]

Kizzle you're kidding right? I murked all three of you clowns.

Kind sir, though I applaud you for the creativity and cohesiveness of your rap, it was sorely lacking in the "relevant example" department and personal attack proficiency.

The third line was completely dope, but if a neutral observer had written that, it would have appeared way too generic and bland, seeing as how one could not deduce it was meant for "JEFFERSON MONEY" or "L. Kizzle."

In essence, you did not demolish L. Kizzle, and in order to do so you need to personalize your attacks, friend, and utilize an idiosyncracy or personal feature of the opponent within your rhyme scheme. That is all.

[L.Kizzle]

Kizzle you're kidding right? I murked all three of you clowns.
LOL, you never called me out like you did J and Fashion Issues.

Me >> You

:hammertime:

[Jumper]

I'M HOME!!! Address '101 ISH' -- one of 10 cribs in eight time zones/
My mistake -- got dat McCain Syndrome/
That's 12 houses, each with exotic couches plus the hottest spouses/
I see when I was gone, ISH became was I despise -- bunch of sellouts/
Nah, I mean really -- 'Cell Outs' like the Iphone/
Now once again, say it wit me "I'm home!!"/
Hear that, blasian??? Ever had a bird in ya face, no Fabian/
Amazin Ruler, make weight go away like The Biggest Loser/
I aint like ya'll, a 'Hane'eous Draw, but aint talkin Mike J's draws/
Will fire on a school bus if the right price calls/
Will watch Price Is Right just for those nice, slight white broads/
So please prepare for a fight, cause if you dare error in my sight/
You starin at death by paticular ease, so don't lose fate over cheese/
Have you in regrets like Green Bay do about Brett -- bet?/
I got a fort stashed in the dash of my 'Vet, pets worth more than the damn New York Mets/
Get it right, dweeb -- I'M MOTHER****IN PLEEZEBELIEVE!!/
Go ask about me...

["Jesus"]

I'M HOME!!! Address '101 ISH' -- one of 10 cribs in eight time zones/
My mistake -- got dat McCain Syndrome/
That's 12 houses, each with exotic couches plus the hottest spouses/
I see when I was gone, ISH became was I despise -- bunch of sellouts/
Nah, I mean really -- 'Cell Outs' like the Iphone/
Now once again, say it wit me "I'm home!!"/
Hear that, blasian??? Ever had a bird in ya face, no Fabian/
Amazin Ruler, make weight go away like The Biggest Loser/
I aint like ya'll, a 'Hane'eous Draw, but aint talkin Mike J's draws/
Will fire on a school bus if the right price calls/
Will watch Price Is Right just for those nice, slight white broads/
So please prepare for a fight, cause if you dare error in my sight/
You starin at death by paticular ease, so don't lose fate over cheese/
Have you in regrets like Green Bay do about Brett -- bet?/
I got a fort stashed in the dash of my 'Vet, pets worth more than the damn New York Mets/
Get it right, dweeb -- I'M MOTHER****IN PLEEZEBELIEVE!!/
Go ask about me...

What the **** are you talking about.

[Spudjjay]

:oldlol: at PB

[Jumper]

Look suckas, spell my name P-L-E-E-Z-E-B-E-L-I-E-V-E, please/
On top like white T's, carry duel glocks like dey siamese twins/
When one sneeze, the other breathin in, get it?/
If you got the dream to win, come wit it/
Martin Luther King had a dream and it went in the coffin with him/
So explain how you go be different?? Homie, I got enough bars to hold up a prison/
Enough bars to abolish Prohibition, treat this sh*t like a religion/
Only 'prey' nonstop during missions to make somebody's top-a-missin/
Counter the contradiction, honor only the honest b*tches...thats a day in my life/
Now say it twice -- now you see why I'm so nice, always twice as nice/
As the closest competition to me, Rule #1 of a being a True G/
12 inches is 12 inches, money over b*tches and neva f*ck wit b*tches wihtout money/
Funny, tumble the beef like a laundry, I'm a Maverick Con/
Criminal vagabond; mentality opposite of this emoticon ----> :oldlol:
In reality, that composite is exactly how I think of you jawns...

[Maniak]

id blast you, but i really suck at rhyming

seriously mr e-gangster, get your hands out of your pants and try to come up with something good

[AItheAnswer3]

Look suckas, spell my name P-L-E-E-Z-E-B-E-L-I-E-V-E, please/
On top like white T's, carry duel glocks like dey siamese twins/
When one sneeze, the other breathin in, get it?/
If you got the dream to win, come wit it/
Martin Luther King had a dream and it went in the coffin with him/
So explain how you go be different?? Homie, I got enough bars to hold up a prison/
Enough bars to abolish Prohibition, treat this sh*t like a religion/
Only 'prey' nonstop during missions to make somebody's top-a-missin/
Counter the contradiction, honor only the honest b*tches...thats a day in my life/
Now say it twice -- now you see why I'm so nice, always twice as nice/
As the closest competition to me, Rule #1 of a being a True G/
12 inches is 12 inches, money over b*tches and neva f*ck wit b*tches wihtout money/
Funny, tumble the beef like a laundry, I'm a Maverick Con/
Criminal vagabond; mentality opposite of this emoticon ----> :oldlol:
In reality, that composite is exactly how I think of you jawns...

weak

[Jumper]

F*ck ya'll wat from me???
Four years, few peers, righteous ears can hear ya silent cheers
You see, I'm PleezeBelieve, thoroughbred pedigree
If I ain't being hated, must a posted a misstatement
Badboy favorite, fatboy laces, yeah, dat boy crazy
Got swagga for loan, I can put you down like the Dow Jones, holmes
Everybody knows, term originator of the 'handome' word - remember that?
Let me take it back -- that night when my game to light
6'4 frame, ice balled-out, didn't talk to hoes, reverse the game
Adjust the Cartier shades as Carter 3 plays - same pimp just different day
Never mention age, if they talk the talk, we on the walk to my apartment
Persian carpet, perfect artist -- got the formula like German chemists
F*ck I care about yo Soulja Boys, I roll wit Lieutenants, mimic
Kitchen stash-outs, enough cash under my floor to equal bailout digits
I'm rich, n*ggas...

[Maniak]

:pimp:

[Jumper]

Hahaha, hoe so are you crazy??
Homie, I got a creo-flow, part Ali, part Jay-Z
Hearin me?? Hype, I bring shovels to a gunfight
Raps enact viral spinal taps, shovel just for puttin bodies out of sight
On my life, I'm just at another level
I'm like the bass, you the treble
That means I'm nice,
you just terrible
At my base, full-time rebel, settle
This beef sh*t from the jump, ratchet the pump
See ya eyes as I dump, so big eyelashes touchin ya lid
Fashion Facist, whips the color aspirin -- they sick!!
Plus my kicks ridiculously elaborate - got crocodile air max's
Homie please, these bars you aint matchin - mail it in
Matter of fact - facts are in - I just faxed in this win
Header Reads: I win...

[blasian]

bump

[Jailblazers7]

nice bump blasian

hopefully things get interesting again

[PowerGlove]

nice bump blasian

hopefully things get interesting again

I hope you still find things interessant after you get bounced in the first round.

[Agent_Zero]

quite frankly i'm appalled at all the dick riding and sick fighting
thinking i need to come up with some substance can't nobody touch this
ISH going down the drain since PB's join date
but yo it ain't coincidence there's such a thing as fate
shoutout to the aussies on here what up mate
just sit back and chill while the other dudes get to contemplate
cause this ain't even half of my skills essentially i'm meant to be gettin around 100 kills
but this ain't call of duty man this ain't a movie this is insidehoops and i am living proof
that most of yall have just damn near gave up like lebron and the cavs when gloria gave the charade up so face up
shoutout to hateraid and big up to Al Thornton
of the agent man peeps be afraid when I be on ISH straight torchin'
without any remorsin or apparent distortion
youngest substantial poster on the board
post account matching my weeks salary yet i be ignored

wake up insidehoops.

[Jailblazers7]

pheonix18 just wants some attention and love
cause the only action he gets is from his power glove
so step aside scrub i got bigger dogs to see
I probably should keep this rhyme chipmunk free
i'm so afraid statman might google me
but please...this stuff is so petty
I'll muder any comers and dance away like Gene Kelly
in fact a girl just hit me up on the telly
imma **** her real good and nut all on her belly

[PowerGlove]

pheonix18 just wants some attention and love
cause the only action he gets is from his power glove
so step aside scrub i got bigger dogs to see
I probably should keep this rhyme chipmunk free
i'm so afraid statman might google me
but please...this stuff is so petty
I'll muder any comers and dance away like Gene Kelly
in fact a girl just hit me up on the telly
imma **** her real good and nut all on her belly
:oldlol:

[ROCSteady]

Stop jockin the Lakers,in denial like an athletic queer
Reppin' Boston, learned to ride Midnight dick from Paul Revere
Bout the same time doctors caught your impediment.
Fast forward, my Tek stutters at you in your daily regimen
You'll be beggin me to throw you a bone
Cuz Bullets, like science, got a life of they own
Get stained like iodine, I'm your lab teacher
Get mamed by this lion, you a safari creature.
Call me Damon Wayons,
when I run thru your town, it be Major Payne.

You strugglin, it's aight, Keep Ya Head Up
Listen to Pac, heed advice, get ya bread up
One day girls u pull won't be the Jefferson money (nickels)
They be Roosevelt dimes, like I pull wit my nigg@ Jefferson Money.
Nevermind, I'm not gunna inspire wit false hope.
Sum nigg@s possed to be broke, possed to choke.
Biitch Pawns like you balance the Earth,
You clean toilets while I'm balancin ya sister w/ my girth.
Prep ya self, it's the End of Days, you need to call Arnold
Or call me the Prophet, cuz it's been foretold

Get stood up at ya own funeral, who Mr.Basketball???
No love for this biitch, get thrown in the ditch,

now you Mr.CasketFall.

lol I member this....I ripped that Boston **** to shreads

[beasly15]

:roll: ....:applause: ...I make beats u should jump on da track

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/bronx51mm/keyboard002.jpg
thats what I fu*k witt

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http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/bronx51mm/magicavatar.gif

that's a bad ass keyboard, man.

[wheyhigh]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

:applause: