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Day La Ghetto
09-22-2008, 11:24 PM
no punchline..ive seen in it movies and music videos, so i gotta drench my cherrios in beer to be a thug now?

gts
09-22-2008, 11:25 PM
no they don't...they can't that would be horrid... it's all for show... it has to be...

boozehound
09-22-2008, 11:38 PM
It depends on the beer and the cereal, but it can be pretty good. like a cold breakfast cereal. I prefer grapenuts and Guinness myself

And they stole it from anthrax http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiENfvSf9PY

hito da god
09-22-2008, 11:39 PM
blue moon and wheaties = GOAT

Fallguy20
09-22-2008, 11:40 PM
a better question is why do white people throw away perfectly good couches on the street? that is a great mystery...

NoGunzJustSkillz
09-23-2008, 12:21 AM
a better question is why do white people throw away perfectly good couches on the street? that is a great mystery...

:roll:

Laker4Lyfe
09-23-2008, 12:54 AM
no punchline..ive seen in it movies and music videos, so i gotta drench my cherrios in beer to be a thug now?

Idiot

Day La Ghetto
09-23-2008, 01:11 AM
Idiot

hey didnt you get the memo that this is a mans board? if you didnt then i'll restate it word for word, dont hold me to it though might be a couple words off..





ISH MEMO



"NO WHORES ALLOWED"



thanks

Laker4Lyfe
09-23-2008, 01:19 AM
hey didnt you get the memo that this is a mans board? if you didnt then i'll restate it word for word, dont hold me to it though might be a couple words off..

Can't you read??? The memo didn't say that at all. At least not the crap that you posted.

Idiot

Dasher
09-23-2008, 08:56 AM
Possible Answer: Adult blacks tend to be lactose intolerant, but still want to enjoy their frosted flakes.

I am black and have never seen someone do it in real life.

ALBballer
09-23-2008, 09:08 AM
a better question is why do white people throw away perfectly good couches on the street? that is a great mystery...

That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard on Ish.


:roll:

B-Diddy=2Easy
09-23-2008, 09:13 AM
We don't....

Why do white people get together and watch television, while eating TV dinners on small tables?

Iam#23
09-23-2008, 09:17 AM
We don't....

Why do white people get together and watch television, while eating TV dinners on small tables?

what kind of tv dinners we talking here?

kwajo
09-23-2008, 09:20 AM
what kind of tv dinners we talking here?
These ones

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/237/518073396_7f106b217c.jpg

We like how the meat reminds of us the good old days of screwing blacky over

B-Diddy=2Easy
09-23-2008, 09:21 AM
what kind of tv dinners we talking here?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/BLQ/MM68~TV-Dinner-Posters.jpg

Dasher
09-23-2008, 09:22 AM
Since we are asking white people questions:What is up with you guys losing your minds when a DJ starts playing Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"?

Iam#23
09-23-2008, 09:26 AM
Since we are asking white people questions:What is up with you guys losing your minds when a DJ starts playing Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"?

they think it's the weird al version?

kwajo
09-23-2008, 09:27 AM
they think it's the weird al version?
That's what I was going to say, and I think in my case it's actually true.

plowking
09-23-2008, 09:27 AM
Since we are asking white people questions:What is up with you guys losing your minds when a DJ starts playing Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"?

White folks love Michelle Pfeiffer like they love Wayne Brady.

Dasher
09-23-2008, 09:28 AM
they think it's the weird al version?Nah, they know it is the real version. It is one of the last songs that a DJ puts in his hip hop night sets for white people, and they flip out everytime. It does not matter what part of the country you are in. They go nuts.

Iam#23
09-23-2008, 09:31 AM
Nah, they know it is the real version. It is one of the last songs that a DJ puts in his hip hop night sets for white people, and they flip out everytime. It does not matter what part of the country you are in. They go nuts.

i disagree. if this came on at a bullroast, shrimpfeast or other gathering, i would be offended. i don't know a single person that would celebrate the playing of that song. i think you need cooler white friends.

Iam#23
09-23-2008, 09:32 AM
These ones

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/237/518073396_7f106b217c.jpg

We like how the meat reminds of us the good old days of screwing blacky over

just like mom used to make...

Dasher
09-23-2008, 09:35 AM
i disagree. if this came on at a bullroast, shrimpfeast or other gathering, i would be offended. i don't know a single person that would celebrate the playing of that song. i think you need cooler white friends.Bull roast? Shrimpfeast? Or other gathering? I make it a point to swing through white discos at least once a month for research purposes. They know what song it is because they sing the hook.

Iam#23
09-23-2008, 09:43 AM
Bull roast? Shrimpfeast? Or other gathering? I make it a point to swing through white discos at least once a month for research purposes. They know what song it is because they sing the hook.

ohhh... i see. well, maybe they too have been spending most of thier lives living in a gangsters paradise? maybe the song rings true to thier hearts? just saying... btw, what is the best beer for golden ghrams?

Dasher
09-23-2008, 09:47 AM
ohhh... i see. well, maybe they too have been spending most of thier lives living in a gangsters paradise? maybe the song rings true to thier hearts? just saying... btw, what is the best beer for golden ghrams?I have never done that(I don't like beer), but I think that a sweet rum or Cask & Cream could work well.

http://di1.shopping.com/images1/pi/3f/c4/d9/51860701-177x150-0-0_.jpg
(http://www.delnortemarketing.com/images/E&J-Cask-&-Cream.jpg)

Iam#23
09-23-2008, 09:48 AM
I have never done that(I don't like beer), but I think that a sweet rum or Cask & Cream could work well.

http://di1.shopping.com/images1/pi/3f/c4/d9/51860701-177x150-0-0_.jpg
(http://www.delnortemarketing.com/images/E&J-Cask-&-Cream.jpg)

i will try this and let you know.

B-Diddy=2Easy
09-23-2008, 09:48 AM
ohhh... i see. well, maybe they too have been spending most of thier lives living in a gangsters paradise? maybe the song rings true to thier hearts? just saying... btw, what is the best beer for golden ghrams?

What day is family TV dinner night for you guys?

Iam#23
09-23-2008, 09:51 AM
What day is family TV dinner night for you guys?

wednesdays. my wife has her tuperware party so we don't have much time cook.

Dasher
09-23-2008, 09:56 AM
i will try this and let you know.It's better to have nothing scheduled that day. Cask & Cream is milkshake flavored E&J brandy.

Iam#23
09-23-2008, 09:59 AM
It's better to have nothing scheduled that day. Cask & Cream is milkshake flavored E&J brandy.

i'll be ok. i'm a parking lot attendant.

stewen12
09-23-2008, 11:20 AM
ive only seen it in street kings (game eating cereal with beer)
where else have u seen it? :S
+1

-primetime-
09-23-2008, 01:35 PM
Nah, they know it is the real version. It is one of the last songs that a DJ puts in his hip hop night sets for white people, and they flip out everytime. It does not matter what part of the country you are in. They go nuts.
that ended like 10 years ago for us whiteys...



we still go nuts to this though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgohnTU9X0A

not even joking...that still gets played in clubs in dallas...:D


some clubs will play "ICE ICE BABY"....but I think that is more of a joke type deal....at least I hope to god it is...:oldlol:

gts
09-23-2008, 01:57 PM
These ones

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/237/518073396_7f106b217c.jpg

We like how the meat reminds of us the good old days of screwing blacky overfu*k Kwajo..you made me spit my coffee out my nose

bigboi_baller
09-23-2008, 02:12 PM
a better question is why do white people throw away perfectly good couches on the street? that is a great mystery...
:oldlol:

WuTangWizard
09-23-2008, 04:53 PM
a better question is why do white people throw away perfectly good couches on the street? that is a great mystery...
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Day La Ghetto
09-23-2008, 08:47 PM
a better question is why do white people throw away perfectly good couches on the street? that is a great mystery...

perfectly good to you is shtt to me. besides us putting them on the curb saves you guys the time of stealing stuff.

Fallguy20
09-24-2008, 12:11 AM
perfectly good to you is shtt to me. besides us putting them on the curb saves you guys the time of stealing stuff.
im white
and thats offensive to black people
biznatch
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