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WhiteMosɘs
09-24-2008, 01:37 AM
FALSE! I hate when people say this. These yoga/spandex (TNA/Lululemon) pants show a girl's butt in its truest form, or at least at true as you'll get on a daily basis at school. They reveal the size and tightness/firmness of the girl's a ss, and plus they're a gift from god to man. They don't prop them up or make them look bigger. Usually it's just fat girls that say this, but I've heard others spread this slanderous propaganda. There's also the jeans test, which is considered gospel at my school. If she doesn't fill out her jeans...:ohwell: Sorry, just had to write this...rant?

:hammertime:

Qwyjibo
09-24-2008, 01:38 AM
Yoga pants? Is this some hidden Dhalsim move? Can't be too effective from the sound of it.

WhiteMosɘs
09-24-2008, 01:46 AM
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v337/113/119/1449826929/n1449826929_30027257_2094.jpg
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19404_1284.jpg
http://photos-151.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v272/25/94/1255050151/n1255050151_30080600_3266.jpg

FashionIssues
09-24-2008, 01:49 AM
wtf are yoga pants?

WhiteMosɘs
09-24-2008, 01:53 AM
wtf are yoga pants?

Is that not what they're called?

WhiteMosɘs
09-24-2008, 01:56 AM
It just makes girls with no asses look better.......

It reveals the asss. If it ain't big, it fails the jean test. But in the spandex pants, if you have a keen eye, you can spot things that make it a nice asss. I guess it's all opinion, but still.

out|hoops|side
09-24-2008, 01:59 AM
It just makes girls with no asses look better.......

Girls with no assses look better? For real? No, with yoga pants they're tight so you can tell they have no asss because the backside is tight up against the wall that is their asss.

WhiteMosɘs
09-24-2008, 02:00 AM
Girls with no assses look better? For real? No, with yoga pants they're tight so you can tell they have no asss because the backside is tight up against the wall that is their asss.

Thank you analrapist. It reveals if they have an ass. If there's nothing there, or it's a slab of flab, you no she's not packing anything.

WhiteMosɘs
09-24-2008, 02:32 AM
If I'd included the word 'PICS' in the thread title, this place would be flooded with horny f u ckers.

Denali
09-24-2008, 02:37 AM
Yoga pants? Is this some hidden Dhalsim move? Can't be too effective from the sound of it.


http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/dhalsim.jpg

Meticode
09-24-2008, 02:39 AM
If I'd included the word 'PICS' in the thread title, this place would be flooded with horny f u ckers.

:roll:

answer323
09-24-2008, 04:57 AM
i think they do help to firm up the booty, but i wouldn't say it is a false representation. there has to be a nice booty there in the first place.

it's like waxing a car, there has to be some good paint underneath otherwise it will still look like ****. the wax just brings out that shine.

shawbryant
09-24-2008, 06:01 AM
http://bbs.home.news.cn/upfiles/0382405A.002C
What the hell is Yoga pant?

rufuspaul
09-24-2008, 09:16 AM
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v337/113/119/1449826929/n1449826929_30027257_2094.jpg
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19404_1284.jpg
http://photos-151.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v272/25/94/1255050151/n1255050151_30080600_3266.jpg



Damn! There's some fine bootay at your school!

Pleaser
09-24-2008, 11:51 AM
why would you want a booty to be firm, you want it to be big, round and soft and bouncy

gts
09-24-2008, 11:57 AM
why would you want a booty to be firm, you want it to be big, round and soft and bouncynot my taste, but whatever floats your boat...here ya go

http://www.dorifun.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fat-ass.jpg

rufuspaul
09-24-2008, 12:50 PM
not my taste, but whatever floats your boat...here ya go

http://www.dorifun.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fat-ass.jpg
:banana: Oh yeah!! 2 tons of fun!!

picc84
09-24-2008, 12:56 PM
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/dhalsim.jpg

:roll:

Dasher
09-24-2008, 12:59 PM
As ISH's resident ass/yogaphile I have expertise on this issue. Yoga pants DO falsely represent the asses of women. Fleece shorts are the truest test of the quality of a women's ass and should be the only garment used to judge this issue, if a nude test is unavailable.


http://www.patidestbarth.com/images/Womens/fleece_short.jpg

rufuspaul
09-24-2008, 01:03 PM
As ISH's resident ass/yogaphile I have expertise on this issue. Yoga pants DO falsely represent the asses of women. Fleece shorts are the truest test of the quality of a women's ass and should be the only garment used to judge this issue, if a nude test is unavailable.


http://www.patidestbarth.com/images/Womens/fleece_short.jpg

I don't see an a$$ in that photo.

Dasher
09-24-2008, 01:06 PM
I don't see an a$$ in that photo.Those shorts provide the truest representation of a woman's ass. I have seen girls like the one in the pic, all of a sudden have a magnificient rump after they put on yoga pants. I don't trust jeans, yoga pants, hot pants, leather pants, guacho pants, or spandex. These garments can lie, and are often used to deceive innocent men.

JayGuevara
09-24-2008, 01:17 PM
Damn near any girl can wear a certain type of pants or use a trick combination of lighting and angles and arching of the back in their pictures to make it look like they got a nice lil thumper. So don't believe the propaganda nor the hype. Just as you can't judge a book by it's cover, you can't just a ***** by her picture. Moral of the story is, in order to get a true representation of a girls thumper, you need to witness it in a few different types of clothes, and uncovered, and in numerous angles and capacities.

It seems like a lot but it is the only way.

Posterize246
09-24-2008, 01:23 PM
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19404_1284.jpg
white pants, 2nd from the left:bowdown:

rufuspaul
09-24-2008, 01:50 PM
in order to get a true representation of a girls thumper, you need to witness it in a few different types of clothes, and uncovered, and in numerous angles and capacities.


Well, if we must

Junny
09-24-2008, 04:11 PM
not my taste, but whatever floats your boat...here ya go

http://www.dorifun.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fat-ass.jpg

I always wondered, when they hang a shyt, can they reach their arse to wipe it?

AItheAnswer3
09-24-2008, 04:57 PM
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v337/113/119/1449826929/n1449826929_30027257_2094.jpg
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19404_1284.jpg
http://photos-151.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v272/25/94/1255050151/n1255050151_30080600_3266.jpg

AI approved :pimp:

Phar
09-24-2008, 05:25 PM
They could, but it isn't just limited to yoga pants (they are called that).

You honestly wouldn't be able to tell if a girl was wearing a butt pad underneath her pants or jeans. You just can't tell. So it's either the fit of the clothes, they're wearing a butt pad, or it's real.

Killer_Instinct
09-24-2008, 05:29 PM
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19404_1284.jpg


They're in my Biology class. They're not giving it up, though.

brwnman
09-24-2008, 05:37 PM
I thought those were TNA pants, lol. At least I think that is the brand...

ihatetimthomas
09-24-2008, 05:39 PM
If a chick has a nice ass, but it sags a bit, those spandex pants are great at holding them in place and thus enhancing them

WhiteMosɘs
09-25-2008, 08:37 PM
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19390_5194.jpg

http://photos-256.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v291/94/32/753296256/n753296256_1240641_7.jpg

WhiteMosɘs
09-25-2008, 08:44 PM
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19393_2985.jpg

3.2.1.
09-25-2008, 08:46 PM
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19390_5194.jpg

WOW:banana:

canadianballer
09-25-2008, 08:47 PM
ive always loved volleyball since i started playing in grade 9 hs:pimp:

MTing
09-25-2008, 08:48 PM
At first I read "Yoda pants falsely represent a girls butt"
:oldlol:

lilojmayo
09-25-2008, 09:25 PM
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19404_1284.jpg
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19404_1284.jpg

They're in my Biology class. They're not giving it up, though.

ok to the black girl to quote lil wayne she a byttch with no ass she aint got shyt

but the girl on the white :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

biology i took that my freshman year i was 14 now im senior im 17 how old the girl in the white

JayGuevara
09-25-2008, 09:37 PM
They're in my Biology class. They're not giving it up, though.

I don't know if I believe that, but if it's true, put me on. :oldlol:

lefthook00
09-25-2008, 11:31 PM
I think they make a girls lower body look a little better. Now the short version of those spandex pants, like volleyball shorts, DEFINITELY make a girls ass look better.

WhiteMosɘs
09-25-2008, 11:37 PM
Pictures? Anyone wanna help me out?:D

hito da god
09-25-2008, 11:58 PM
It just makes girls with no asses look better.......
false. i can tell you're not an assologist.

spandex show you how that ass and frame REALLY look. you can tell if that ass is saggy, tight, fat or flat. it'll tell you if she has a skinny waist, or if she has love handles which are f*ckin gross... basically, you can see a chick's true shape thru spandex.

on another note, i've decided to only go after dancers... it gets the problem of looking for a chick with a bangin body out of the way :pimp:

Suns4Life
09-26-2008, 12:10 AM
Are the Nike running shorts really big with girls everywhere? EVERY girl wears them constantly here

WhiteMosɘs
09-26-2008, 12:13 AM
false. i can tell you're not an assologist.

spandex show you how that ass and frame REALLY look. you can tell if that ass is saggy, tight, fat or flat. it'll tell you if she has a skinny waist, or if she has love handles which are f*ckin gross... basically, you can see a chick's true shape thru spandex.

on another note, i've decided to only go after dancers... it gets the problem of looking for a chick with a bangin body out of the way :pimp:

:applause: Assologist. I've been looking for a word to represent my expertise.:D

Day La Ghetto
09-26-2008, 01:45 AM
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19390_5194.jpg

http://photos-256.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v291/94/32/753296256/n753296256_1240641_7.jpg

thats why i liked girls volleyball.edit-thats the reason anybody likes volleyball

kwajo
09-26-2008, 06:28 AM
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v319/202/7/1657470080/n1657470080_19390_5194.jpg

This looks kind of like my ass a bit

bigkingsfan
09-26-2008, 06:32 AM
This looks kind of like my ass a bit
pics?

kwajo
09-26-2008, 06:39 AM
pics?
why not a taste test?

lilojmayo
09-26-2008, 05:32 PM
this thread ives

ZeN
09-27-2008, 01:26 AM
http://bbs.home.news.cn/upfiles/0382405A.002C
What the hell is Yoga pant?
:wtf: that is just wrong... is that what you call a chicken head? :D

morgan
11-13-2009, 08:10 PM
I'm not sure about the bigger ass thing but these Yoga pants just make me want to f*uck girls more...

btw - conttact me, ur a cutie =]:banana:

OneMoreSucka
11-13-2009, 08:24 PM
SMH @ yoga pants.

They're called leggings.

picc84
11-13-2009, 09:05 PM
They're in my Biology class. They're not giving it up, though.

Not to you.

NoGunzJustSkillz
11-13-2009, 09:13 PM
not my taste, but whatever floats your boat...here ya go

http://www.dorifun.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fat-ass.jpg

some girl in one of my classes looks like that...last semester she asked if she could borrow a pen because she didn't wanna go out to her car and get it because she is always getting stuck in her car. :ohwell:

BrentISballin
11-14-2009, 12:53 AM
SMH @ yoga pants.

They're called leggings.

Your right, that still sounded really gay to say though