I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within

[Dasher]

What are your qualifications?

Do You have street cred?

Can you provide references?

Are you a military veteran?

List relevant experience.

Do you have any special skills?

[Dasher]

Job Description


A member of a group, gang or entourage whose primary purpose is to carry drugs, usually marijuana. Through this job, the leader of the group has no liability in any potential drug related problems.
Damon Stoudamire should make one of the members of his entourage a weed carrier. That way, if the cops stop the entourage, he will not take the downfall.

[rufuspaul]

What are your qualifications?

Do You have street cred?

Can you provide references?

Are you a military veteran?

List relevant experience.

Do you have any special skills?

20MWM. I'd have your back and I wouldn't sample the merchandise (more of a booze man myself).

[Legend of Josh]

If Jeff would unlock my Sagat account, I'd loan you da muscle homey...

... since you my manz and all ... I got sumfin' fo u until ya boy J$ is out da pen, 1

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season04/slimcharles.jpg

Slim Charles can take car-dat

[StroShow4]

Do You have street cred?

may i suggest this (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/member.php?u=6105) man for the job? his street cred is unmatched amongst ISHers. see the following threads for reference:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44737
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44941
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46445


dude is tough as nails. :eek:

[rufuspaul]

may i suggest this (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/member.php?u=6105) man for the job? his street cred is unmatched amongst ISHers. see the following threads for reference:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44737
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44941
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46445


dude is tough as nails. :eek:

:lol Much more street cred than we could ever hope for.

[Looten Plunder]

My weed carrier will undoubtedly be greater than your weed carrier. I present Virgil:


http://www.sidelineshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mdm.JPG


This is how captains of industry do it.

[Legend of Josh]

:oldlol:

OK, I'll admit, good sh*t mang.

[Dasher]

My weed carrier will undoubtedly be greater than your weed carrier. I present Virgil:


http://www.sidelineshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mdm.JPG


This is how captains of industry do it. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Looten Plunder again.


Thank you for showing me the way. I appreciate your guidance Mr. Dibiase.

[Dasher]

My former carriers:
GoBB:Fired because of his caustic personality and inability to roll a quality cigarillo.

v-unit:Let go for his own safety. He hit the blunt once and was "high" for two weeks.

cartmanclone:Murdered. The case is still unresolved. The streets are pointing to either the 20WM Gang, or the Zionists.

Bean:Promoted to weapons carrier.

J$:Currently doing a bid upstate, for menacing, making terroristic threats, and child endangerment.

[Legend of Josh]

If you can work something out with the DA... and get man mans Sagat off the chains he can surely roll for ya'llz ... that e-ga roll deep on them young'ins out deer

[rufuspaul]

cartmanclone:Murdered. The case is still unresolved. The streets are pointing to either the 20WM Gang, or the Zionists.



Well, 20MWM was trying to take out the whole crew but Cartmanclone was the biggest target.

[canadianballer]

whyz j$ banned? i have alwayz thought his postz were funny :roll:

[Smokee]

Don't they have to be like 13?

[loot]

well you should look for a loser with low self esteem to carry your weed, they do present some problems though:


- cats: will smoke it himself, no street cred
- vacuumboy: will probably try to eat it, or **** it...also no street cred
- cartman: too bad he became a devout muslim, as a blood he wouldve been a good carrier. although you probably only could use him by day. you want to keep an eye on him afterall
- boxer aka baller: probably good carrier but has not e-streetcred. big problem.
- vcdrivesaporsche: give him your weed and he'll give you back a googled image instead. no use.
- tmacyaowhatever: you'd probably see him tryi9ng to sow the weed in his garden. just too dumb
- poseidon: give it to him and he would start a huge discussion an hour later on wether or not you gave it to him in the first place




- SuperboyXX0018: he's probably high on life too. he wont smoke it. little streetcred but you can make him believe anything. earn his thrust and you've got yourself a dedicated carrier. i think he's your guy

[big baller]

am i the only one tht is going :wtf:? wut u mean "weed carier"?

[Dasher]

am i the only one tht is going :wtf:? wut u mean "weed carier"?There is a definition in the second post. A weed carrier basically carries my drugs for me, and in the case of Memphis Bleek picks up the takeout.

[hito da god]

send your weed carrier to me so i can give him L rolling lessons

$25/hr.

[StroShow4]

- cartman: too bad he became a devout muslim, as a blood he wouldve been a good carrier. although you probably only could use him by day. you want to keep an eye on him afterall

:oldlol: :roll:

[bballer]

when did J$ get banned

[3.2.1.]

I'll be happy to carry your weed. Under qualified though.

[ForceOfNature]

- SuperboyXX0018: he's probably high on life too. he wont smoke it. little streetcred but you can make him believe anything. earn his thrust and you've got yourself a dedicated carrier. i think he's your guy
Yeah, I vote for Superboy. Either him or Legend of Josh.

[playtetris]

i'd volunteer, but i have issues with people in authority and i'd probably ignite the combustibles placed in my possession.

[Dasher]

well you should look for a loser with low self esteem to carry your weed.That would not be a good look. The weed-carrier is a special position in any entourage. Especially in my crew. The weed-carrier should be able to provide prompt marijuana rolling service, and provide witty banter. I myself do not smoke the herb, but I consider it an integral part my bar. I personally believe that no bar is complete without some herb; Ecstasy and Xanax are optional. Having these substances insure that you have nearly all of your bases covered when it comes to entertaining women. Powder-head bitches, and users of hard drugs need not apply to roll with the clique.

[catzhernandez]

Hello............... why didn't you PM me??

[Bean]

My former carriers:
GoBB:Fired because of his caustic personality and inability to roll a quality cigarillo.

v-unit:Let go for his own safety. He hit the blunt once and was "high" for two weeks.

cartmanclone:Murdered. The case is still unresolved. The streets are pointing to either the 20WM Gang, or the Zionists.

Bean:Promoted to weapons carrier.

J$:Currently doing a bid upstate, for menacing, making terroristic threats, and child endangerment.

Cartman was cut down whilst runnin with Lil' Dunk.

R.I.P.

[AItheAnswer3]

I recommend IversonMelo2K7. The dude keeps it real. Straight up G.

[v-unit]

Link to where I said I was high for 2 weeks? My lungs were effected for a whole week.

[Dasher]

Link to where I said I was high for 2 weeks? My lungs were effected for a whole week.My bad light weight, you were only high for a week.

[Sicknote]

I'll apply. :ohwell:

I demand 40% of all profits.

[Dasher]

I'll apply. :ohwell:

I demand 40% of all profits.The position does not pay in cash.

Benefits of the gig:
You get to bask in my awesomeness.
You get to smoke weed for the free.
You get to pick up my dry cleaning and takeout.
You may get access to really sexy broads.
You are guaranteed to be able to smash the sexy chika's fat friends.

[Sicknote]

The position does not pay in cash.

Benefits of the gig:
You get to bask in my awesomeness.
You get to smoke weed for the free.
You get to pick up my dry cleaning and takeout.
You may get access to really sexy broads.
You are guaranteed to be able to smash the sexy chika's fat friends.

Guarantee my access to the really sexy broads and we're good.

[Looten Plunder]

You should work for me.

Benefits of the gig:
You get to bask in my awesomeness.
You get to smoke weed for the free.
You get to pick up my dry cleaning and takeout.
You get access to really sexy broads.
You are guaranteed to be able to smash the sexy chika's fat friends.
You get to flash my cash, but not spend it.
You get to hold my belt while I am in the hot tub.

[Dasher]

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/images/2007/10/24/blunt.jpg

Position still needs to be filled.

[MarloStanfield]

If Jeff would unlock my Sagat account, I'd loan you da muscle homey...

... since you my manz and all ... I got sumfin' fo u until ya boy J$ is out da pen, 1

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season04/slimcharles.jpg

Slim Charles can take car-dat
You can come work for me big man.

[catzhernandez]

Dude.

Seriously.

I will hold your weed. I will smoke it, and I will kill anybody who tries to come in between that. Weed means about as much to me as my own life does, so you know you're smoke is gonna be in good hands.

[MarloStanfield]

Dude.

Seriously.

I will hold your weed. I will smoke it, and I will kill anybody who tries to come in between that. Weed means about as much to me as my own life does, so you know you're smoke is gonna be in good hands.
Paypal me $ and I'll get you herb from here...

http://www.thegreencross.org/ver3/

[catzhernandez]

Paypal me $ and I'll get you herb from here...

http://www.thegreencross.org/ver3/
Dude, I so ****ing would if that shit would work.

[MarloStanfield]

Dude, I so ****ing would if that shit would work.
It works. PM me for details if you are seriously interested.

Here is some samples off stuff I get. Not the greatest resolution but you'll get the point.

Disclaimer: This is for medicinal purposes obviously.

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/7e93ba5c59.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/cb25188177.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b7d2059551.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

[1~Gibson~1]

What are your qualifications? Well, for starters, me and my cop friends confiskate alot ov weeed and wee smoke it useually


Do You have street cred? pretty much yeah. i got what u need :cheers:


Can you provide references? yezzir. i usually hand out reseats after each weed purchase with my logo/slogan on the back. "I've never sold you dope, just remember dont drop the soap" :lol


Are you a military veteran? no


List relevant experience. I sold/sniff crack from time to time.


Do you have any special skills?http://forum.globalhousepricecrash.com/style_emoticons/default/Smiley_Adult_sm2.gif

Im looking forward to selling on a street near you!

JK

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

I'm back to reclaim my title.

[TruthKGRay3412]

:roll: At Marlo posting the same type of weed in 3 different bags with 3 different names..dont get me wrong thats nice bud but its not white russian or kush..looks like a high grade KB.

Real White Russian
http://www.ganja.co.uk/cannabis-seeds/serious-seeds/images/white-russian.jpg

Real Hindu Kush,not called "Kabul Kush"
http://lamejana.net/images/hindu-kush-skunk.jpg

Champagne "Very Rare"
http://www.marijuanastrains.com/images/champagne.png

[MarloStanfield]

:roll: At Marlo posting the same type of weed in 3 different bags with 3 different names..dont get me wrong thats nice bud but its not white russian or kush..looks like a high grade KB.

Real White Russian
http://www.ganja.co.uk/cannabis-seeds/serious-seeds/images/white-russian.jpg

Real Hindu Kush,not called "Kabul Kush"
http://lamejana.net/images/hindu-kush-skunk.jpg

Champagne "Very Rare"
http://www.marijuanastrains.com/images/champagne.png

LOL at you thinking that's all the same weed. You do realize those pictures are taken with a 1.3 megapixel phone camera inside of a bag dude. You do realize that there are strains that exist that you can't google right? You do realize I'm getting my marijuana from a reputable grower that sells to dispensaries which is legit as it gets? Please kid, stop trying to front like you know anything because you read high times or some sh*t.

[catzhernandez]

LOL at you thinking that's all the same weed. You do realize those pictures are taken with a 1.3 megapixel phone camera inside of a bag dude. You do realize that there are strains that exist that you can't google right? You do realize I'm getting my marijuana from a reputable grower that sells to dispensaries which is legit as it gets? Please kid, stop trying to front like you know anything because you read high times or some sh*t.
I hate wannabes.

Where's Truth gonna find time to perfect his marijuana connoisseurship with him hanging all over that girl he continues to post pics of all day long?

[rufuspaul]

I hate wannabes.

Where's Truth gonna find time to perfect his marijuana connoisseurship with him hanging all over that girl he continues to post pics of all day long?

Catz has a point. Isn't this a 24 hr. job? Can't have any attachments.

[XxNeXuSxX]

Marlo, I'm assuming you have a card? Congrats :D

[MarloStanfield]

Marlo, I'm assuming you have a card? Congrats :D
Ha no card just friendly with a lot of growers out here. It's actually better than having a card IMO because I buy cheaper and you probably have a better chance getting busted at a dispensary than anywhere else unfortunately. Regardless it's almost decriminalized in SF.

[TruthKGRay3412]

LOL at you thinking that's all the same weed. You do realize those pictures are taken with a 1.3 megapixel phone camera inside of a bag dude. You do realize that there are strains that exist that you can't google right? You do realize I'm getting my marijuana from a reputable grower that sells to dispensaries which is legit as it gets? Please kid, stop trying to front like you know anything because you read high times or some sh*t.

I dont give a fck what you say..I smoke weed all the time and I use to deal it,all in all I know alot about it..that weed you posted is not,i repeat it is NOT White Russian you fool..who are you trying to impress here,first posting your apartment now posting fake strands of MJ?Keep living the popular e-life.

[MarloStanfield]

I dont give a fck what you say..I smoke weed all the time and I use to deal it,all in all I know alot about it..that weed you posted is not,i repeat it is NOT White Russian you fool..who are you trying to impress here,first posting your apartment now posting fake strands of MJ?Keep living the popular e-life.
Dude you live in Boston I'm assuming? Do you know me personally? Just because you still live with your Mom quit trying to act like you know more than you do. Wow you used to sell mids in the suburbs Boston, you must be real hardcore. Crazy that you are able to identify what type of herb that is through a bag and a cell phone camera.

P.S. Who are you trying to impress by posting pictures of your ugly ass girlfriend and pics of you playing beer pong? Your girl looks like a dog.

[TruthKGRay3412]

Dude you live in Boston I'm assuming? Do you know me personally? Just because you still live with your Mom quit trying to act like you know more than you do. Wow you used to sell mids in the suburbs Boston, you must be real hardcore. Crazy that you are able to identify what type of herb that is through a bag and a cell phone camera.

P.S. Who are you trying to impress by posting pictures of your ugly ass girlfriend and pics of you playing beer pong? Your girl looks like a dog.

Haha ugly ass girlfriend? my girl is gorgeous fool,you look like a fckin dog..shaggy from scooby doo with your nappy ass curly hair..get a fckin haircut you pu$$y..you bring my girl into the conversation when you get busted for posting phony pictures of weed,trying to be all that..if you want to prove me wrong make a sign that says marlo on it put it next to the bag of weed and use the same camera you used to take pictures of your apartment because I am pretty sure that wasnt a phone camera from the quality of them and zoom in on the weed.

[Dasher]

http://putsimply.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/flying-cat-fight.jpg


Marlo vs TruthKGRay

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

http://putsimply.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/flying-cat-fight.jpg


Marlo vs TruthKGRay

More like:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/12/21/movies/21rocky.533.jpg

Except switch the ages and divide by 2.

[MarloStanfield]

Haha,bro you look like a fckin dog..shaggy from scooby doo with your nappy ass curly hair..get a fckin haircut you pu$$y..you bring my girl into the conversation when you get busted for posting phony pictures of weed,trying to be all that..if you want to prove me wrong make a sign that says marlo on it put it next to the bag of weed and use the same camera you used to take pictures of your apartment because I am pretty sure that wasnt a phone camera from the quality of them and zoom in on the weed.
LOL. I may look like a dog but I still make more $/get better P*ssy/better weed than you while you are still living with your parents. Your girl is nasty bro. It's all good though. LOL you really think I care that much to post my name next to my herb? You are a crazy good e-detective. Don't be mad cuz your girl is gross and you sound like a jealous fool.

[TruthKGRay3412]

If you think my girl looks like a dog,you need to get a serious eye check-up..I think she is gorgeous.

edit:picture removed because I dont want it staying on this thread.Just wanted to prove Marlo wrong.

[TruthKGRay3412]

LOL. I may look like a dog but I still make more $/get better P*ssy/better weed than you while you are still living with your parents. Your girl is nasty bro. It's all good though. LOL you really think I care that much to post my name next to my herb? You are a crazy good e-detective. Don't be mad cuz your girl is gross and you sound like a jealous fool.

What your backing down from my request? We got the next VCDAPTW on our hands here,posting fake images declaring that they are his..pu$$y:roll:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

What your backing down from my request? We got the next VCDAPTW on our hands here,posting fake images declaring that they are his..pu$$y:roll:

Lol Truth you're a great poster and a great human being and all, but I'm pretty sure 85% of ISH could knock you the f*ck out and call you a coward in the process.

[MarloStanfield]

What your backing down from my request? We got the next VCDAPTW on our hands here,posting fake images declaring that they are his..pu$$y:roll:
Yeah yet you're the only one that thinks I'm backing down or making up stuff. You got me so good. I've posted plenty of pics of myself with girls way prettier than yours. I really have a reason to lie about the herb that I get and my apartment. Please, you're really reaching. Majority of the posters on here that I've conversed with know what I'm about. If you ever leave your Mom's basement you can come check me out.

[TruthKGRay3412]

Yeah yet you're the only one that thinks I'm backing down or making up stuff. You got me so good. I've posted plenty of pics of myself with girls way prettier than yours. I really have a reason to lie about the herb that I get and my apartment. Please, you're really reaching. Majority of the posters on here that I've conversed with know I'm about. If you ever leave your Mom's basement you can come check me out.

Say what you want but that weed you posted is not White Russian..and to be honest I don't even think that is your weed because you declined my request to take a simple photo with a sign that says Marlo next to it..why would you use a phone camera when you have a nice digital camera that you recently used to take pictures of your new apartment..so many things are leading to you being the next VCDAPTW.

[MarloStanfield]

Say what you want but that weed you posted is not White Russian..and to be honest I don't even think that is your weed because you declined my request..why would you use a phone camera when you have a nice digital camera..so many things are leading to you being the next VCDAPTW.
So many things? Because I used a cell phone camera so I could text pictures to a friend? LOL.

[MarloStanfield]

Say what you want but that weed you posted is not White Russian..and to be honest I don't even think that is your weed because you declined my request to take a simple photo with a sign that says Marlo next to it..why would you use a phone camera when you have a nice digital camera that you recently used to take pictures of your new apartment..so many things are leading to you being the next VCDAPTW.
When did I ever say I have a nice digital camera? The pictures I posted were given to me by the previous tenant of the apt.

[TruthKGRay3412]

So many things? Because I used a cell phone camera so I could text pictures to a friend? LOL.

Ohhh so now those pictures were used via text message to let your friend see the type of fake tree's you receive "LOL"..keep switching up the story shaggy,in the end that isnt your weed and that sure as hell isnt White Russian.

[boozehound]

well, this petty bickering isnt gonna win either if you the coveted weed carrier role in the DashAss crew. Jeesh. Who the **** cares if it was white russian, white widow, or mean joe green. Even if its not white russian and hes getting sold it as white russian, why do you care. Go listen to some lilman and suck on your lollipop.

also, which chicka was yours? Blondie or brunette?

[TruthKGRay3412]

When did I ever say I have a nice digital camera? The pictures I posted were given to me by the previous tenant of the apt.

By any chance did the previous tenant look like this>?

http://static.flickr.com/9/68767693_2d22f448fb_o.jpg

[TruthKGRay3412]

well, this petty bickering isnt gonna win either if you the coveted weed carrier role in the DashAss crew. Jeesh. Who the **** cares if it was white russian, white widow, or mean joe green. Even if its not white russian and hes getting sold it as white russian, why do you care. Go listen to some lilman and suck on your lollipop.

also, which chicka was yours? Blondie or brunette?

brunette.

[Dasher]

This was one of ISH's strangest and weakest exposure attempts.

[MarloStanfield]

Ohhh so now those pictures were used via text message to let your friend see the type of fake tree's you receive "LOL"..keep switching up the story shaggy,in the end that isnt your weed and that sure as hell isnt White Russian.
How am I switching up the story? I said I took the pictures all along with my cell phone? I understand your feelings are hurt b/c your girl is ugly.

It really hurts my feelings when you call me Shaggy especially considering I don't have long hair anymore. Next you are going to claim that the pics I posted with long hair aren't the same person?

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=117866&page=28

[Hawker]

http://www.polarbearvodka.com.au/images/whiteRussian.jpg

[boozehound]

good one hawkster!

Heres the deal. There are at least 2 different types in the bags (1st and 3rd could be the same, but really, why would he do that). The resolution is pretty poor. Truth is posting pictures of fresh harvest, still covered in crystals and professional lighting. Marlo's weed has almost certainly been keefed, so many of the excessive crystals are gone, cured and possibly lightly compressed. Its comparing fresh cut sugar cane with some turibindo. Im not saying that marlo's **** is what he says it is, but I am saying that you really cant tell. Also, you do realize that Kabal Kush could be a local grower's personal strain that he has selected from the larger Kush population? It takes a lot of ignorance to be so sure of yourself.

And, FTR, Truf's girl aint no dog. Havent seen a great pic, but shes got a nice face to say the least. Maybe not on the level of the SanFran ass you see up and down the street marlo, but clearly no dog. God damn there are some hot east asian broads in SF, and I tend to not be attracted to east asians.

[TruthKGRay3412]

Marlo stop changing the subject haha, why cant you just snap a few cell phone pics with a tag next to your fake strands that says Marlo ISH..it takes a couple minutes to do.Let me guess you no longer have that weed and your cellphone broke last night when you dropped it in a puddle..:rolleyes:

and enough with "your girl is ugly" nonsense not only does it not hurt my feelings because she is far from ugly but it just makes you look stupid.

[MarloStanfield]

Marlo stop changing the subject haha, why cant you just snap a few cell phone pics with a tag next to your fake strands that says Marlo ISH..it takes a couple minutes to do.Let me guess you no longer have that weed and your cellphone broke last night when you dropped it in a puddle..:rolleyes:

and enough with "your girl is ugly" nonsense not only does it not hurt my feelings because she is far from ugly but it just makes you look stupid.
Because I don't want to snap a few pictures for you? Because it really doesn't bother me that you think I'm making anything up.

Your girl is unattractive. IMO she resembles a dog/duck hybrid.

[TruthKGRay3412]

Because I don't want to snap a few pictures for you? Because it really doesn't bother me that you think I'm making anything up.

Your girl is unattractive. IMO she resembles a dog/duck hybrid.

You just got exposed and now your using my girlfriend as some sort of diss to change the subject..:roll: another low life like VCDAPTW.

[MarloStanfield]

You just got exposed and now your using my girlfriend as some sort of diss to change the subject..:roll: another low life like VCDAPTW.
Exposed? Explain. You're the only person here that doesn't believe me.

You keep telling me your girlfriend is pretty and she isn't, not quite sure how I'm changing the subject?

[TruthKGRay3412]

Exposed? Explain. You're the only person here that doesn't believe me.


You got exposed..simple as that.It wasn't your weed and whosoever weed it was got ripped off cuz it sure as hell wasn't WR.You rejected multiple requests to take simple photos of the weed with a Marlo ISH sign next to them..when that literally takes 2 minutes to do..then you later stated that the pictures of your new apartment are old pictures that the last person to live there took them haha..whatever all signs point that your living a 2nd life on a message board ala VCDAPTW.You must really have a miserable life outside of ISH to do that.

[playtetris]

:roll: At Marlo posting the same type of weed in 3 different bags with 3 different names..dont get me wrong thats nice bud but its not white russian or kush..looks like a high grade KB.


why are you posting pictures of flowering plants when marlo posted pictures of cured bud? there is no possible way you could simply identify a specific type of dried marijuana - unless it's a strain with a very distinctive appearance - just by looking at those (or any other) pictures, let alone at such a low resolution. hell, i'd be extremely surprised if you could draw the indica/sativa distinction based on those photos.

[MarloStanfield]

You got exposed..simple as that.It wasn't your weed and whosoever weed it was got ripped off cuz it sure as hell wasn't WR.You rejected multiple requests to take simple photos of the weed with a Marlo ISH sign next to them..when that literally takes 2 minutes to do..then you later stated that the pictures of your new apartment are old pictures that the last person to live there took them haha..whatever all signs point that your living a 2nd life on a message board ala VCDAPTW.You must really have a miserable life outside of ISH to do that.
How am I even supposed to respond to this. Ok, so it wasn't my weed nor am I moving into that apartment that I posted pictures of? I'm living a second life on a message board ok, lol.

Even if I was making that stuff up it still doesn't change the fact that your girl will always be ugly.

[emsteez forreal]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/7e93ba5c59.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/cb25188177.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b7d2059551.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

these pictures are not taken from a 1.3 MP camera .

[TruthKGRay3412]

How am I even supposed to respond to this. Ok, so it wasn't my weed nor am I moving into that apartment that I posted pictures of? I'm living a second life on a message board ok, lol.


Thanks for admitting it..saves you less embarrassment if we kept this going on.:cheers:

[TruthKGRay3412]

these pictures are not taken from a 1.3 MP camera .


:roll: :roll: I know bro..this kid got exposed so bad..sooner or later more people will catch on and believe me over this chump.

[MarloStanfield]

these pictures are not taken from a 1.3 MP camera .
Yes they are.

[TruthKGRay3412]

Yes they are.

:oldlol: Wasnt this the last thing VCDAPTW said before he didnt show his face on ISH for like 2 months? or was it "No they're not"?

[MarloStanfield]

:roll: :roll: I know bro..this kid got exposed so bad..sooner or later more people will catch on and believe me over this chump.
LOL at you hoping and praying. The difference is it doesn't bother me that you don't believe me and it hurts you that no one is jumping to your defense. I guess I'd be pretty mad too if my girl resembled a dog/duck and I wore fake diamond earrings.

[XxNeXuSxX]

:oldlol: Wasnt this the last thing VCDAPTW said before he didnt show his face on ISH for like 2 months? or was it "No they're not"?

"Shows up on page 2 of google image search"

"No it doesn't"

[MarloStanfield]

:oldlol: Wasnt this the last thing VCDAPTW said before he didnt show his face on ISH for like 2 months? or was it "No they're not"?
Ok, well I'm definitely not going anywhere.

[TruthKGRay3412]

LOL at you hoping and praying. The difference is it doesn't bother me that you don't believe me and it hurts you that no one is jumping to your defense. I guess I'd be pretty mad too if my girl resembled a dog/duck and I wore fake diamond earrings.

:roll: @ you still bringing my girlfriend into the conversation when she has nothing to do with this then again you have nothing else to say to me so you keep trying the personal insult route.

This is you right now.:mad: :mad: :mad: ..sorry to expose you man.

[MarloStanfield]

:roll: @ you still bringing my girlfriend into the conversation when she has nothing to do with this then again you have nothing else to say to me so you keep trying the personal insult route.

This is you right now.:mad: :mad: :mad: ..sorry to expose you man.
She does have something to do with this. Just like my pictures have nothing to do with you, you felt compelled to comment on them the same way I'm commenting on your pics. You claimed that my pics were fake and then in turn claim that I am fake and the pics I've posted aren't my own, etc. I am claiming that your pictures you have posted of yourself indicates that you look like a tool and that your girlfriend is very ugly and resembles a duck/dog hybrid.

[TruthKGRay3412]

She does have something to do with this. Just like my pictures have nothing to do with you, you felt compelled to comment on them the same way I'm commenting on your pics. You claimed that my pics were fake and then in turn claim that I am fake and the pics I've posted aren't my own, etc. I am claiming that your pictures you have posted of yourself indicates that you look like a tool and that your girlfriend is very ugly and resembles a duck/dog hybrid.


:hammertime: You got exposed.:hammertime:

[playtetris]

This is you right now.:mad: :mad: :mad: ..sorry to expose you man.

while i don't really agree with any of the ad hominem attacks that are going on here, you haven't exposed marlo at all. you've simply posted your (flawed) opinion, repeated it over and over again, and ignored any decent rebuttals (e.g. booze's post).

there's nothing more annoying that cats trying way too hard to expose someone. dudes have been looking for/attempting to concoct the next handsome man since the cribs thread. it's really starting to get f*cking annoying.

[MarloStanfield]

:hammertime: You got exposed.:hammertime:
Alrite, well then what will u say after I post pics of myself inside my apartment (after I move in this weekend) and pics of my head stash? Will you in turn apologize to me?

[TruthKGRay3412]

while i don't really agree with any of the ad hominem attacks that are going on here, you haven't exposed marlo at all. you've simply posted your (flawed) opinion, repeated it over and over again, and ignored any decent rebuttals (e.g. booze's post).

there's nothing more annoying that cats trying way too hard to expose someone. dudes have been looking for/attempting to concoct the next handsome man since the cribs thread. it's really starting to get f*cking annoying.

Whats so hard about making a sign with your user name and snapping a couple of pics with "his" weed next to it? It takes 2 minutes to do.

[TruthKGRay3412]

Alrite, well then what will u say after I post pics of myself inside my apartment (after I move in this weekend) and pics of my head stash? Will you in turn apologize to me?

Haha..you just dissed my girlfriend multiple times like a low life POS and you want an apology from me? Will I admit I got proved wrong?.Yes I will, but you will never hear an apology from me.

[MarloStanfield]

Haha..you just dissed my girlfriend multiple times like a low life POS and you want an apology from me? Will I admit I got proved wrong,yes I will but you will never hear an apology from me.
I never "dissed" your girlfriend. I spoke my opinion about her. I find her to be ugly, we've already established this, very similar to the way you expressed your opinions about my pictures being fake, etc. You're so annoying that I actually will post pictures to prove your dumbass wrong.

[TruthKGRay3412]

I never "dissed" your girlfriend. I spoke my opinion about her. I find her to be ugly, we've already established this, very similar to the way you expressed your opinions about my pictures being fake, etc. You're so annoying that I actually will post pictures to prove your dumbass wrong.

Why cant you post them now..you have a cell phone dont you?

[MarloStanfield]

Why cant you post them now..you have a cell phone dont you?
Because I don't want to right now.

Since you are so confident that you have exposed me why don't we make this more interesting?

If anything I've stated is false or I am making up anything that I've posted, I'll never post on ISH again and Jeff or Steve can perma IP ban me, or whatever.

I.e. proof being photos of my SN with pictures of my head stash and pictures of me physically inside my apartment by Sunday (my move in date).

If it turns out that I am telling the truth then you will stop posting here.

[TruthKGRay3412]

Because I don't want to right now.

Since you are so confident that you have exposed me why don't we make this more interesting?

If anything I've stated is false or I am making up anything that I've posted, I'll never post on ISH again and Jeff or Steve can perma IP ban me, or whatever.

I.e. proof being photos of my SN with pictures of my head stash and pictures of me physically inside my apartment by Sunday (my move in date).

If it turns out that I am telling the truth then you will stop posting here.

If you can post these pictures,

1.You standing next to your window with the exact radiator below it(The window and radiator below)
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/c1b98ffa43.jpg

2.A picture of you on your back porch with that same building in the back round.(Porch picture below)
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/ecb6fbc7ff.jpg

3.A picture of you holding White Russian.

Then I will sincerely apologize to you but I will not stop posting on ISH..and if you don't post these pictures by Sunday,well you already know the consequences that you will face(the same ones VCDAPTW faced).

[MarloStanfield]

If you can post these pictures,

1.You standing next to your window with the exact radiator below it(The window and radiator below)
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/c1b98ffa43.jpg

2.A picture of you on your back porch with that same building in the back round.(Porch picture below)
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/ecb6fbc7ff.jpg

3.A picture of you holding White Russian.

Then I will sincerely apologize to you but I will not stop posting on ISH..and if you don't post these pictures by Sunday,well you already know the consequences that you will face(the same ones VCDAPTW faced).
No deal. I have no motivation to do this just to prove your dumbass wrong. You've already been made a fool by other posters in this very thread.

I thought you were 100% convinced I was making all this up? You stated so on numerous times in this thread. So this is a win win for you. A) You can state that you thoroughly exposed me. B) I'll never post again on ISH.

Take the deal. I am such a fraud and you've done such a wonderful job exposing me would it hurt to get me kicked off this site?

P.S. You really think I'm retarded enough to post a picture of myself on a public message board holding marijuana. You had asked me to post a picture of white russian next to "Marlo ISH", which I'll gladly do.

[TruthKGRay3412]

I'll take the deal only if you post my requested pictures above..I dont want a sign anymore I want to see Marlo holding White Russian.It is decriminalized and it is pretty much legal these days.So nothing bad can come out of it.

[MarloStanfield]

I'll take the deal only if you post my requested pictures above..I dont want a sign anymore I want to see Marlo holding White Russian.It is decriminalized and it is pretty much legal these days.So nothing bad can come out of it.
LOL you must be retarded. You're clearly backing out. Funny, looks like you're the one who has been exposed because you know thats a ridiculous request.

[TruthKGRay3412]

LOL you must be retarded. You're clearly backing out. Funny, looks like you're the one who has been exposed because you know thats a ridiculous request.

How is it a ridiculous request?

[MarloStanfield]

How is it a ridiculous request?
Because I'm not some punk 19 year old that lives with my Mom still and has no consequences. What's wrong with posting my name next to it?

[TruthKGRay3412]

I'll say it for the last time.If you can post these pictures,

1.You standing next to your window with the exact radiator below it(The window and radiator below)
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/c1b98ffa43.jpg

2.A picture of you on your back porch with that same building in the back round.(Porch picture below)
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/ecb6fbc7ff.jpg

3.A picture of you holding White Russian. (No consequences can come out of this,its 1 fcking gram of weed,grow a set and post the picture)

Then I will sincerely apologize to you..if you don't post at least picture request 1 and 2 then you will be known as a fraud on here forever because you already insisted you will take the pictures on Sunday to prove me wrong.

[MarloStanfield]

I'll say it for the last time.If you can post these pictures,

1.You standing next to your window with the exact radiator below it(The window and radiator below)
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/c1b98ffa43.jpg

2.A picture of you on your back porch with that same building in the back round.(Porch picture below)
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/ecb6fbc7ff.jpg

3.A picture of you holding White Russian. (No consequences can come out of this,its 1 fcking gram of weed,grow a set and post the picture)

Then I will sincerely apologize to you..if you don't post at least picture request 1 and 2 then you will be known as a fraud on here forever because you already insisted you will take the pictures on Sunday to prove me wrong.

LOL You are reaching kid.

[canadianballer]

tHIS IS NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT A CELL PHONE CAMERA :roll: :roll: no god damn way


It works. PM me for details if you are seriously interested.

Here is some samples off stuff I get. Not the greatest resolution but you'll get the point.

Disclaimer: This is for medicinal purposes obviously.

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/7e93ba5c59.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/cb25188177.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b7d2059551.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

[Big Al All day]

Whats so hard about making a sign with your user name and snapping a couple of pics with "his" weed next to it? It takes 2 minutes to do.
What is so unbelivable that he has "white russian". **** doesn't even look that nice, it looks like your a little bit above average bud, with a few hairs. Doesn't seem to be any crystals. Even if he did post some pics with straight up fire bud i would believe him. Good looking weed really isn't that hard to come by. You act like you need to know ****ing jesus to get some decent weed. I believe you Marlo, and sorry if I "totally dissed your buds man."

Edit, that def. looks like a cell phone camera. I'm guessing you have some sort of black berry, or smart phone. those all have nice cameras like that. And damn dude i used to have a pichie exactly like that even had the twists towards the bowl!

[johndeeregreen]

I'm not taking any sides here, but Truth, just because you keep saying "exposed!!1OMGZ" and put emoticons beside it doesn't make you right. It makes you an idiot.

[MarloStanfield]

What is so unbelivable that he has "white russian". **** doesn't even look that nice, it looks like your a little bit above average bud, with a few hairs. Doesn't seem to be any crystals. Even if he did post some pics with straight up fire bud i would believe him. Good looking weed really isn't that hard to come by. You act like you need to know ****ing jesus to get some decent weed. I believe you Marlo, and sorry if I "totally dissed your buds man."
Ha, I don't feel dissed at all. The buds are super nice out here. There are a lot of crystals just hard to capture with a cell phone inside a bag. Anyway if you mull through a lot of the insults and read the most recent posts I've offered a pretty fair deal to KG.

[canadianballer]

dude theres no way that is a phucken cell phone camera... seriously look at the high quality of the rug/ carpet/ table cloth whatever that floral blue stuff is

[Big Al All day]

Ha, I don't feel dissed at all. The buds are super nice out here. There are a lot of crystals just hard to capture with a cell phone inside a bag. Anyway if you mull through a lot of the insults and read the most recent posts I've offered a pretty fair deal to KG.

Yeah the bud selection really isn't to nice out here. We basically have your average danks, some **** that people grow that they call chronic for some reason, (it isn't ture chronic they just think it sounds cool) which is basically normal danks but really light and fluffy, great for packing into my mini perk. And yeah i guess your right about the cell phone camera. I just saw those pics of the plants that were the "real" buds by Kg, and all i have to say is wow. Does he not realize that buds look different after they are dried/cured. Just because he grew up smoking shwaz and downtown brown doesn't make him some strain expert.

I wouldn't even go through with the whole post a pic with your name ****, if he doesn't wanna believe that you have a Card ( guessing you do ) then what ever.

[Lamar Doom]

first of all, TruthKGRay3412, your girlfriend is ugly. i don't know about dog/duck but she's nothing special, you're a little rat faced waxed-eyebrow p*ssy though so you should hang onto her.

secondly, you're one of these pathetic ISH inbreds who is in constant pursuit of "exposing" someone, which is just so f*cking pathetic I don't know where to begin. please gather all the little e-detectives who are curiously obsessed with online fronting and take a flying f*ck into traffic.

thirdly, your google searched high times photos of buds do nothing to legitimize your knowledge of weed. "I used to deal" is something that if ran through the truth strainer would probably leave you "EXPOSED" you useless douche bag teenager.

get off marlo's nuts and shut the f*ck up you f*ck ugly simpleton.


decent looking buds marlo, it's got to be a little cheaper not buying from the clubs but i'll still take my medical card just for the selection and safety. got pulled over the other day with 6 different jars of stuff (only about 1/2 ounce in all) and three pipes and i drove away with all of it after a quick glance at my recommendation. right now i have some "platinum pineapple" which is about my favorite, some "butter OG", and a really nice batch of jack herer.

and finally, to address the topic at hand. what better person to be the weed handler than one who is legally entitled to hold up to 8 ounces of pot? i rest my case your honor.

[MarloStanfield]

first of all, TruthKGRay3412, your girlfriend is ugly. i don't know about dog/duck but she's nothing special, you're a little rat faced waxed-eyebrow p*ssy though so you should hang onto her.

secondly, you're one of these pathetic ISH inbreds who is in constant pursuit of "exposing" someone, which is just so f*cking pathetic I don't know where to begin. please gather all the little e-detectives who are curiously obsessed with online fronting and take a flying f*ck into traffic.

thirdly, your google searched high times photos of buds do nothing to legitimize your knowledge of weed. "I used to deal" is something that if ran through the truth strainer would probably leave you "EXPOSED" you useless douche bag teenager.

get off marlo's nuts and shut the f*ck up you f*ck ugly simpleton.

:oldlol: :oldlol:


decent looking buds marlo, it's got to be a little cheaper not buying from the clubs but i'll still take my medical card just for the selection and safety. got pulled over the other day with 6 different jars of stuff (only about 1/2 ounce in all) and three pipes and i drove away with all of it after a quick glance at my recommendation. right now i have some "platinum pineapple" which is about my favorite, some "butter OG", and a really nice batch of jack herer.

and finally, to address the topic at hand. what better person to be the weed handler than one who is legally entitled to hold up to 8 ounces of pot? i rest my case your honor

I feel like the card is more necessary Socal versus SF but I could be wrong.

The selection is definitely rad and pre-rolled joints and ganja treats are fun too eh? Jack Herer is one of my all time favorites. My offer obv. still stands as far as if you come up us hanging out and you indulging in some Nocal buds on me.

[Big Al All day]

first of all, TruthKGRay3412, your girlfriend is ugly. i don't know about dog/duck but she's nothing special, you're a little rat faced waxed-eyebrow p*ssy though so you should hang onto her.

secondly, you're one of these pathetic ISH inbreds who is in constant pursuit of "exposing" someone, which is just so f*cking pathetic I don't know where to begin. please gather all the little e-detectives who are curiously obsessed with online fronting and take a flying f*ck into traffic.

thirdly, your google searched high times photos of buds do nothing to legitimize your knowledge of weed. "I used to deal" is something that if ran through the truth strainer would probably leave you "EXPOSED" you useless douche bag teenager.

get off marlo's nuts and shut the f*ck up you f*ck ugly simpleton.


decent looking buds marlo, it's got to be a little cheaper not buying from the clubs but i'll still take my medical card just for the selection and safety. got pulled over the other day with 6 different jars of stuff (only about 1/2 ounce in all) and three pipes and i drove away with all of it after a quick glance at my recommendation. right now i have some "platinum pineapple" which is about my favorite, some "butter OG", and a really nice batch of jack herer.

and finally, to address the topic at hand. what better person to be the weed handler than one who is legally entitled to hold up to 8 ounces of pot? i rest my case your honor.

ahaha oh god.

I have a buddy that lives in Cali. and he came back to MN over the summer with some of that platinum pineapple ( his roomate has a card ), and your right that is some of the best weed I have ever smoked. It just had that taste you know?

edit not pineapple, but platinum something. it was the **** nonetheless .

[TruthKGRay3412]

first of all, TruthKGRay3412, your girlfriend is ugly. i don't know about dog/duck but she's nothing special, you're a little rat faced waxed-eyebrow p*ssy though so you should hang onto her.

secondly, you're one of these pathetic ISH inbreds who is in constant pursuit of "exposing" someone, which is just so f*cking pathetic I don't know where to begin. please gather all the little e-detectives who are curiously obsessed with online fronting and take a flying f*ck into traffic.

thirdly, your google searched high times photos of buds do nothing to legitimize your knowledge of weed. "I used to deal" is something that if ran through the truth strainer would probably leave you "EXPOSED" you useless douche bag teenager.

get off marlo's nuts and shut the f*ck up you f*ck ugly simpleton.



Hold up everyone..we got a e-thug on our hands.:roll: ..All this trash talking about my girlfriend and sh!t but I havent seen you post a picture..why because you probably look like a douche.

[canadianballer]

admit that isnt a cell phone camera marlo

[Big Al All day]

Hold up everyone..we got a e-thug on our hands.:roll: ..All this trash talking about my girlfriend and sh!t but I havent seen you post a picture..why because you probably look like a douche.

haha i've seen his pics, and he's no where close to as douch-tastic as you. He isn't some guido with waxed eyebrows and spikey hair.

[Big Al All day]

admit that isnt a cell phone camera marlo
but it is, look how blurry the bottom of the bag and pinchie is, a digi cam. would not have that ****.

[canadianballer]

no way it is man look at the thing the bag is on u can see the threads n shit no way u see that on a cell phone camera

[1~Gibson~1]

no way it is man look at the thing the bag is on u can see the threads n shit no way u see that on a cell phone camerait depends on what type of phone you got first of all, and with the right phone, you can get some gooooood pix.

PS- the thing that the bag is on is a bed :oldlol:

[InspiredLebowski]

I want to see Truth's old lady.

[Lamar Doom]

Hold up everyone..we got a e-thug on our hands.:roll: ..All this trash talking about my girlfriend and sh!t but I havent seen you post a picture..why because you probably look like a douche.

do your homework sherlock, i've posted a bunch of photos.

[MarloStanfield]

no way it is man look at the thing the bag is on u can see the threads n shit no way u see that on a cell phone camera
The "thing" is a table cloth. It's definitely a cell phone. I'm not going to address that any further.

[Big Al All day]

First we have mario wondering if its your weed, then we got canada wondering if it is REALLY A PHONE CAM OR NOT! why the **** does it matter. Why would he say it was a cell phone cam if it was really a digi cam, what is the reasoning.

Why don't you come up with a whole spread sheet of possible causes and outcomes then maybe you can sway my opinion.

[boozehound]

no way it is man look at the thing the bag is on u can see the threads n shit no way u see that on a cell phone camera
you are a dumbass. many handhelds have decent cameras and that pic sucks. save it and look at it a little closer. its pretty pixelated. besides, im pretty sure he acknowledged it as a 1.3 megapixel already, which is about what it looks like

[johndeeregreen]

you are a dumbass.
Kind of his niche.

[canadianballer]

no idea wut a megapixel is.. i guess i gotta get my nose in the books eh?:ohwell: ill abandon those night outs to learn about megapixels

[v-unit]

Kind of his niche.

Except there are plenty of dumbasses on this site.

[InspiredLebowski]

There are indeed 1,300,000 pixels in those pictures. I counted.

[boozehound]

Except there are plenty of dumbasses on this site.
its a big niche. think of producers in the food web

[playtetris]

let's turn this into a favourite strains thread. doom's reference to jack herer got me thinking about the best sh*t i've smoked. while i personally prefer mixed/predominantly sativa strains, i'm down for a good indica if the time calls for it.

1) sweet tooth #3 - i really don't know how to describe the high of this strain. when i initially smoked it, i hit three bowls before i felt anything. when it hit, though, it really hit: i remember walking across an oval and thinking that the trees were actually holograms. the lighting also took on this mysterious type vibe, and i was hysterical for a good couple of hours.

2) northern lights - all the different variations of this are good. i'm not sure what substrain i got, but it was a hella sativa. i remember being so creatively inspired by the high that i made two beats within an hour. i usually take a while to break down how i want to flip the sample, but in this case it came straight to me.

3) blueberry - my favourite indica. it probably provided the biggest body high that i've ever experienced.

[RedBlackAttack]

first of all, TruthKGRay3412, your girlfriend is ugly. i don't know about dog/duck but she's nothing special, you're a little rat faced waxed-eyebrow p*ssy though so you should hang onto her.

secondly, you're one of these pathetic ISH inbreds who is in constant pursuit of "exposing" someone, which is just so f*cking pathetic I don't know where to begin. please gather all the little e-detectives who are curiously obsessed with online fronting and take a flying f*ck into traffic.

thirdly, your google searched high times photos of buds do nothing to legitimize your knowledge of weed. "I used to deal" is something that if ran through the truth strainer would probably leave you "EXPOSED" you useless douche bag teenager.

get off marlo's nuts and shut the f*ck up you f*ck ugly simpleton.



Repped. I don't rep often, but when a post actually makes me 'lol,' I'll put in the extra effort. :oldlol:

[Meticode]

first of all, TruthKGRay3412, your girlfriend is ugly. i don't know about dog/duck but she's nothing special, you're a little rat faced waxed-eyebrow p*ssy though so you should hang onto her.

secondly, you're one of these pathetic ISH inbreds who is in constant pursuit of "exposing" someone, which is just so f*cking pathetic I don't know where to begin. please gather all the little e-detectives who are curiously obsessed with online fronting and take a flying f*ck into traffic.

thirdly, your google searched high times photos of buds do nothing to legitimize your knowledge of weed. "I used to deal" is something that if ran through the truth strainer would probably leave you "EXPOSED" you useless douche bag teenager.

get off marlo's nuts and shut the f*ck up you f*ck ugly simpleton.

All I have to say about that whole thing there is damn. :oldlol:

[KeylessEntry]

haha i've seen his pics, and he's no where close to as douch-tastic as you. He isn't some guido with waxed eyebrows and spikey hair.
wow :roll:

[Hawker]

no idea wut a megapixel is.. i guess i gotta get my nose in the books eh?:ohwell: ill abandon those night outs to learn about megapixels

night outs on ISH? Ya, abandon those regardless.

[johndeeregreen]

It's really not cool to make fun of someone who needs to schedule a night off to Wiki "megapixel," Hawker.

[Posterize246]

first of all, TruthKGRay3412, your girlfriend is ugly. i don't know about dog/duck but she's nothing special, you're a little rat faced waxed-eyebrow p*ssy though so you should hang onto her.

secondly, you're one of these pathetic ISH inbreds who is in constant pursuit of "exposing" someone, which is just so f*cking pathetic I don't know where to begin. please gather all the little e-detectives who are curiously obsessed with online fronting and take a flying f*ck into traffic.

thirdly, your google searched high times photos of buds do nothing to legitimize your knowledge of weed. "I used to deal" is something that if ran through the truth strainer would probably leave you "EXPOSED" you useless douche bag teenager.

get off marlo's nuts and shut the f*ck up you f*ck ugly simpleton.


decent looking buds marlo, it's got to be a little cheaper not buying from the clubs but i'll still take my medical card just for the selection and safety. got pulled over the other day with 6 different jars of stuff (only about 1/2 ounce in all) and three pipes and i drove away with all of it after a quick glance at my recommendation. right now i have some "platinum pineapple" which is about my favorite, some "butter OG", and a really nice batch of jack herer.

and finally, to address the topic at hand. what better person to be the weed handler than one who is legally entitled to hold up to 8 ounces of pot? i rest my case your honor.
:oldlol:

[Big Al All day]

let's turn this into a favourite strains thread. doom's reference to jack herer got me thinking about the best sh*t i've smoked. while i personally prefer mixed/predominantly sativa strains, i'm down for a good indica if the time calls for it.

1) sweet tooth #3 - i really don't know how to describe the high of this strain. when i initially smoked it, i hit three bowls before i felt anything. when it hit, though, it really hit: i remember walking across an oval and thinking that the trees were actually holograms. the lighting also took on this mysterious type vibe, and i was hysterical for a good couple of hours.

2) northern lights - all the different variations of this are good. i'm not sure what substrain i got, but it was a hella sativa. i remember being so creatively inspired by the high that i made two beats within an hour. i usually take a while to break down how i want to flip the sample, but in this case it came straight to me.

3) blueberry - my favourite indica. it probably provided the biggest body high that i've ever experienced.

Oh my god you reminded me of sweet tooth! It was big around here about a year ago, and he had sweet tooth and sour diesel. They are basically the exact same. And your right the high is just awesome. I took like 4 snaps , and was like damn this **** isn't what it was cracked up to be. Then all of a sudden i went to stand up and holy ****, it hits you hard. One of the only highs that gave me serious tunnel vision, which is interesting because you feel like your in a tiny ass room that is just you, a chair and the TV.