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BigJake
10-23-2008, 06:51 PM
A brother and sister are having sex

And randomly the sister just starts giggling

The brother asks "what's so damn funny?"

She responds: "you **** just like dad"

The brother begins to laugh and says: "I know, mom told me"

It made me :roll: :roll: :roll: when I heard it on Chocolate News last night, just thought I'd share the gold

JEFFERSON MONEY
10-23-2008, 06:53 PM
A brother and sister are having sex

And randomly the sister just starts giggling

The brother asks "what's so damn funny?"

She responds: "you **** just like dad"

The brother begins to laugh and says: "I know, mom told me"

It made me :roll: :roll: :roll: when I heard it on Chocolate News last night, just thought I'd share the gold

:roll: Ya i dig this. Be sure to spread the word and share it with the prudest, most prim, most proper girl in class tomorrow :oldlol:

BigJake
10-23-2008, 06:54 PM
:roll: Ya i dig this. Be sure to spread the word and share it with the prudest, most prim, most proper girl in class tomorrow :oldlol:

wish I was in school so I could LOL

JayGuevara
10-23-2008, 06:58 PM
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BigJake
10-23-2008, 07:00 PM
Somewhere Kiddlovesnets is thinking, "If only..."

LOL apparently there's a backstory there.....but I'm on the fence about whether or not I'm interested LOL

Maniak
10-23-2008, 07:13 PM
:roll:

jamal99
10-23-2008, 07:45 PM
One night thief entered some random house to rob it, suddenly he heard a voice telling him "Jesus is watching you". He scared a little bit and continued looking for some valuable stuff. Then again he heard "Jesus is watching you". This time he was sure he heard it and turned on the light and there was a polly (or parrot, dont know what's right) and he said again "Jesus is watching you". Thief asked him "And, what's your name". Polly (or parrot) answered "Moses". Thief "What stupid guy named you Moses". Polly (o parrot...) "Same stupid guy who named his pit bull Jesus!"

Polly (or parrot) = that speaking bird

jamal99
10-23-2008, 08:04 PM
One Serb dies and goes to God and asks him "Why did you make so many troubles for Serbia? WW I, WW II, Kosovo..."
God "But, what about Djordjevic's 3 pointers?"

Aleksandar Djordjevic (serbian bball player) made 2 important game winning shots (3 pointers) one for Yugoslavia against Croatia at European Championship, 2nd at Euroleague finals (for his club Partizan) against Joventud.

BigJake
10-23-2008, 08:08 PM
feels like you're tryna steal my thunder



















































































but it's all good :cheers:

jamal99
10-23-2008, 08:15 PM
i knew ur joke, and it was good and u reminded me of some jokes...

Incest = RPG for whole family...