30 things guys should know about girls....

[Phar]

(A friend posted this on Myspace.)


30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written by a guy: After years of experience.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

--8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.

--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

--12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.


27. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

28. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

30.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.

Do you agree with this, or not?

[v-unit]

31. Toss around negs to win their heart.

Feels bad saying that though.

[Day La Ghetto]

32. sometimes a guy acts like a girl online to lure guys in

[Kumo]

31. Toss around negs to win their heart.

Feels bad saying that though.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m133/BentleyCntlGT/reputation_highneg.gif

wut?


1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

Don't show up... so you don't see a girl in her underwear?

[canadianballer]

MySpace is gay. Facebook is the shit.

[Phar]

MySpace is gay. Facebook is the shit.

I know, I know. I just happened to check it today.

[canadianballer]

:roll: ok good, just settin the record straight !

[v-unit]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m133/BentleyCntlGT/reputation_highneg.gif

wut?



Don't show up... so you don't see a girl in her underwear?

haha Nah. Negs like small, make fun of her comments. Something that isn't nice but isn't really bad either, it's near neutral but more negative then positive type of comment.

[canadianballer]

^ i saw that on the pickup artist :roll: that dude who runs that show is hilarious

[v-unit]

^ i saw that on the pickup artist :roll: that dude who runs that show is hilarious

Wow really haha. I don't watch that show anymore, I saw half an episode and I lost my mind, but I bet they take a survey online and say the answers on that show.

[Jimmy2k8]

MySpace is gay. Facebook is the shit.


I agree on that...Facebook has a better layout and is simple. Myspace on the other hand, can be very laggy depending on which person's profile you go to.

[canadianballer]

MySpace is great for "emo" people though. Since they seem to feel their person by itself is not enough to present to others, they can fancy up their profiles with backrounds and music! Woo hoo :party:

[El Kabong]

Pfft, that list just takes all the fun out of relationships.

[BrooklynZoo]

sounds like a young girl wrote it

[hito da god]

31. Toss around negs to win their heart.

Feels bad saying that though.
my mans been following mystery method huh :oldlol:

[dawsey6]

--12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

Come again?

This scenario would actually be on the creepy side.

[G-train]

I know, I know. I just happened to check it today.

when are you gonna admit that you are Miss J Alexander, or something along those lines?

http://www.stereohyped.com/wp/docs/2007/09/missj2.jpg

[hito da god]

OD :oldlol:

[Phar]

when are you gonna admit that you are Miss J Alexander, or something along those lines?



I find it quite amusing that you know who that is :O/

[JayGuevara]

That's all kinds of bull****. If those are some guidelines niiggas are supposed to abide by, here's some **** that they should NEVER do.

1. Paying her bills – she got a job, a pusssy and sometimes both. Let that ho figure out how to make her payments on time.

2. Let her answer your cell phone –She ain’t paying the damn bill, and even if the bitch is, **** her…it’s your gotdamn phone.

3. Taking her to expensive restaurants – You do the math, a plate at Cheesecake factory -$25. A patty melt plate from the Waffle House - $3.75 plus tax. Chances of you ****ing the her after dinner with the aid of Cuervo and some minor force…99% after either meal. It’s not gotdamn rocket science

4. Let her hold your car and stick you with hers cause it don’t work right - Sounds to me like you need to get your shit fixed. Lazy ass bitch! I’ll give you a ride wherever you need to go, but I need gas money or head on the highway. Preferably both unless it’s raining.

5. Give her a key to your house - What the **** she need a key for, if you ain't there, she don’t need to be there. Besides, how the **** you gonna lock the ho out in the yard butt ass naked in the rain if her ass got a key?

6. Let her feed you from her plate - Niigga, you don’t know what she done had in her mouth with the exception of what you did to it. And with just knowing that, do you really want that ho mouth water touching your food?

7. Tell her you would do anything for her - Bishop Magic said it best, you tell a ho some shit, she’s gonna test you to see if you for real. You want to tell her something sensitive, tell her you catch her ****ing off you gonna beat the everlasting shit out of her **** ass…see how she act then.

8. Eat her pusssy - Pusssy ain’t food gotdammit!!! As with number 6, the only thing you know about her ***** is what you’ve done to it. And that alone should give you enough reason to tell that her to go to hell with that s hit.

9. Let her pick out clothes for you - Number 1, a grown man don’t need nobody telling him how to dress. And secondly, all she gonna do is make your ass look like some niigga from her past that she wants you to be like. **** him and her gotdammit! Pick out your own damn clothes; she can still pay if she wants to.

10. Call her on the phone after you just came from seeing her ass - Bitch, I just seen your gotdamn ass, why do I need to call you? Did I accidentally leave my dick there or some ****? If not, leave me the **** alone…I’ll call your ass when I want some more of YOUR pusssy!!

[ForceOfNature]

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]10. Call her on the phone after you just came from seeing her ass - Bitch, I just seen your gotdamn ass, why do I need to call you? Did I accidentally leave my dick there or some ****? If not, leave me the **** alone

[72-10]

Come again?

This scenario would actually be on the creepy side.

yeah 12 is easily the weakest suggestion

[canadianballer]

:roll::roll: great post by Jay. repped

[rufuspaul]

[quote=JayGuevara]That's all kinds of bull****. If those are some guidelines niiggas are supposed to abide by, here's some **** that they should NEVER do.

1. Paying her bills

[Randy]

:oldlol: Hilarious post, though I don't agree with #8. Depends on the quality of the pusssy.

Shit son, going down on a girl is the best part. Any real man who know how to pleasure a woman knows this.

[72-10]

If she's a virgin, sure why not.

[rufuspaul]

Shit son, going down on a girl is the best part. Any real man who know how to pleasure a woman knows this.

I know man, that's why I said I don't agree with #8.

[Randy]

I know man, that's why I said I don't agree with #8.

I was agreeing with you. When I read number 8 I was like, :wtf: Da ****? Any guy that doesn't like to go down either sucks at it or has a nasty ass skank for a girlfriend.

[rufuspaul]

she got a job, a pusssy and sometimes both. Let that ho figure out how to make her payments on time.


My favorite.

[JayGuevara]

I was agreeing with you. When I read number 8 I was like, :wtf: Da ****? Any guy that doesn't like to go down either sucks at it or has a nasty ass skank for a girlfriend.

It's just the polar opposite of all that cakin loving wholesome caring **** in the original post, and you dick-s are trying to go around refuting my points. :oldlol:

[rufuspaul]

I wonder why Phar continues to put up with us. :lol

[Randy]

I wonder why Phar continues to put up with us. :lol

Because I ignore rule #8.

[Phar]

I wonder why Phar continues to put up with us. :lol

Heh, I wonder that sometimes myself :oldlol:.

[XxNeXuSxX]

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]That's all kinds of bull****. If those are some guidelines niiggas are supposed to abide by, here's some **** that they should NEVER do.

1. Paying her bills

[YAWN]

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]That's all kinds of bull****. If those are some guidelines niiggas are supposed to abide by, here's some **** that they should NEVER do.

1. Paying her bills

[AtomSmasher]

that is like the guide to dating girls under the age of 19 or some sh*t, lol

[sergiorodriguez]

this reminds me why I phucking hate phar

[sergiorodriguez]

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.

--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

WRONG.

I always pay only half of everything-unless like I get a $10 steak and girl just got a $5 salad then of course i pay for the whole steak

this is my moral code. Always pay half, or just your share. Why spend money on girls for ANYTHING!? Buying them drinks? WASTE OF YOUR ****ING TIME AND MONEY. Girls have never been offended by splitting the bill, and I dont care if they talk **** about me to their friends, they still are ****ing me that's all that matters. And I get to keep my money, that's what matters more.

[ukplayer4]

that is like the guide to dating girls under the age of 19 or some sh*t, lol




really, i would have said 16 max.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

:oldlol: Sweatshirts and stuffed animals

[FinishHim!]

this reminds me why I phucking hate phar
Why? I always thought Phar/Statman32 was a cutie. :D

[MK2V1GP]

Screw #12...the sweater part. I was with this girl who lives in Ohio (I live in Texas). She was down in Texas for a year living with some family down here and we dated for a few months (she's a cheerleader at Ohio State).

And she always wore my favorite Tampa Bay Buccaneers sweatshirt. I let her take it with her back to Ohio, b/c I figured I'd see her again. When she went back to Ohio, we still dated for about 4 months, and then broke up. Never saw that sweatshirt ever again. lol.

[phoenix18]

Screw #12...the sweater part. I was with this girl who lives in Ohio (I live in Texas). She was down in Texas for a year living with some family down here and we dated for a few months (she's a cheerleader at Ohio State).

And she always wore my favorite Tampa Bay Buccaneers sweatshirt. I let her take it with her back to Ohio, b/c I figured I'd see her again. When she went back to Ohio, we still dated for about 4 months, and then broke up. Never saw that sweatshirt ever again. lol.

Was she a cheerleader in 07?

[Juges8932]

30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written by a guy: After years of experience.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

--8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.

--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

28. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.





All of the ones I left are ****ing dumb. It sounds like a 14 year old girl with attitude and raging hormones wrote them. The rest are ok, but some are borderline dumb.

[phoenix18]

19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.

That's why she was upset?

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
Definitely BS.

I am going with Jay's list.

[johndeeregreen]

WRONG.

I always pay only half of everything-unless like I get a $10 steak and girl just got a $5 salad then of course i pay for the whole steak

this is my moral code. Always pay half, or just your share. Why spend money on girls for ANYTHING!? Buying them drinks? WASTE OF YOUR ****ING TIME AND MONEY. Girls have never been offended by splitting the bill, and I dont care if they talk **** about me to their friends, they still are ****ing me that's all that matters. And I get to keep my money, that's what matters more.
Someday maybe you'll grow up and be able to look back at this post and realize how ****ing stupid you are sometimes.

[AtomSmasher]

Someday maybe you'll grow up and be able to look back at this post and realize how ****ing stupid you are sometimes.
yeah I love you Serg but JDG is spot on here.

[v-unit]

http://www.jrbooksonline.com/jew-bwa-ha-ha.gif

[elinss86]

that list just reads, be a giant pu$$y. *** outta here

[endorphins]

--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much?

lol yeah i ****ing do. gotas buy cigs and bud nnniiiigggggggaaaaaa. she can have somea that if she wants but im droppin mad bills on some gay ass movie.

[JayGuevara]

That's all kinds of bull****. If those are some guidelines niiggas are supposed to abide by, here's some **** that they should NEVER do.

1. Paying her bills – she got a job, a pusssy and sometimes both. Let that ho figure out how to make her payments on time.

2. Let her answer your cell phone –She ain’t paying the damn bill, and even if the bitch is, **** her…it’s your gotdamn phone.

3. Taking her to expensive restaurants – You do the math, a plate at Cheesecake factory -$25. A patty melt plate from the Waffle House - $3.75 plus tax. Chances of you ****ing the her after dinner with the aid of Cuervo and some minor force…99% after either meal. It’s not gotdamn rocket science

4. Let her hold your car and stick you with hers cause it don’t work right - Sounds to me like you need to get your shit fixed. Lazy ass bitch! I’ll give you a ride wherever you need to go, but I need gas money or head on the highway. Preferably both unless it’s raining.

5. Give her a key to your house - What the **** she need a key for, if you ain't there, she don’t need to be there. Besides, how the **** you gonna lock the ho out in the yard butt ass naked in the rain if her ass got a key?

6. Let her feed you from her plate - Niigga, you don’t know what she done had in her mouth with the exception of what you did to it. And with just knowing that, do you really want that ho mouth water touching your food?

7. Tell her you would do anything for her - Bishop Magic said it best, you tell a ho some shit, she’s gonna test you to see if you for real. You want to tell her something sensitive, tell her you catch her ****ing off you gonna beat the everlasting shit out of her **** ass…see how she act then.

8. Eat her pusssy - Pusssy ain’t food gotdammit!!! As with number 6, the only thing you know about her ***** is what you’ve done to it. And that alone should give you enough reason to tell that her to go to hell with that s hit.

9. Let her pick out clothes for you - Number 1, a grown man don’t need nobody telling him how to dress. And secondly, all she gonna do is make your ass look like some niigga from her past that she wants you to be like. **** him and her gotdammit! Pick out your own damn clothes; she can still pay if she wants to.

10. Call her on the phone after you just came from seeing her ass - Bitch, I just seen your gotdamn ass, why do I need to call you? Did I accidentally leave my dick there or some ****? If not, leave me the **** alone…I’ll call your ass when I want some more of YOUR pusssy!!

I had to resurrect this so I could save this post. And yes most of these still ring true.