Find Out What ALBballer Thinks of You

[ALBballer]

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[v-unit]

Do me (Strong no homo)

[ElPigto]

All the way baby. Yes homo.

[Dasher]

Give it to me raw, you Albanian stud.

[Posts Penyeach]

Go ahead.

[ALBballer]

Do me (Strong no homo)

I'm confused with you at times. Your Serbian one day, your Bosnian the other, eh lets put politics aside.

I find you amusing at times even though you don't really bring humor or intelligence to this board, but you have a frat boy attitude and you seem like a cool Eastern European like myself. I could see us being friends in real life, no homo of course.

[Razor Ramon]

Hey Yo!

Don't sing it.

Bring it!

:cheers:

[ALBballer]

All the way baby. Yes homo.

Found you boring at first, but you grew on me. Honestly you seem like one of the most sincere posters on ISH and I would let you sleep with my sister, thats how much I respect your attitude on life. Keep doin' your thing Pigto don't let this Western Culture change you one bit.

[ALBballer]

Give it to me raw, you Albanian stud.

Your smart guy and with a coolness effect, you remind me of one of those slick brothers you would see in some 70's flick. I could definately see you rocking the hair pick in an Afro and preaching to us white boys how unjust the white government is.

And I find you amusing. You bring comedy and intelligence to this board, aspects which most posters lack. Keep doing ya thing homie.

[ALBballer]

Go ahead.

You're way too wordy. Cut down on your words fella, I ain't trying to read an encyclopedia dude.

You're definitely a smart guy, maybe you and Ridonks should become pen pals?

[ALBballer]

Hey Yo!

Don't sing it.

Bring it!

:cheers:

Next!

[blasian]

yo

[ALBballer]

yo

I haven't kept up with ISH lately, but you seem like a smart brother. The posts you made about video game about slavery made me piss my pants and I think I've seen you spit some knowledge about music before. Your a cool dude.

[danumber88]

you don't know me much.. but lay it on me, yes homo.

[ALBballer]

And excuse my Eastern European grammer. I'm far too hard-headed to proofread my posts.

[ALBballer]

you don't know me much.. but lay it on me, yes homo.

Don't know you sawy.

:ohwell:

[jbot]

whaddup?:pimp:

[ALBballer]

whaddup?:pimp:

Big white dude with a black honey. Cool laker fan, never had a problem with you. Don't know much about your views except that your laid back.

[Posts Penyeach]

You're way too wordy. Cut down on your words fella, I ain't trying to read an encyclopedia dude.

You're definitely a smart guy, maybe you and Ridonks should become pen pals?
Sustained. Wordy posts are first draft posts. My better posts are edited and trimmed down for succinctness. My wordiness is my laziness.

[jbot]

Big white dude with a black honey. Cool laker fan, never had a problem with you. Don't know much about your views except that your laid back.

eh, pacers fan. everything else was correct.

[InspiredLebowski]

I propose (no Ameachi) replace (no homo)

[StroShow4]

how's my posting?

[NY Comeback]

Do me next!

(Homo if you want it to be)

[ElPigto]

Found you boring at first, but you grew on me. Honestly you seem like one of the most sincere posters on ISH and I would let you sleep with my sister, thats how much I respect your attitude on life. Keep doin' your thing Pigto don't let this Western Culture change you one bit.

Sweet.

I wish I could do these threads, but I just spend enough time here to know personalities and traits and such.

[Dasher]

I wanna tap ALBballer's sister too. ElPigto, it aint no fun if the homies can't have none.

[ElPigto]

I wanna tap ALBballer's sister too. ElPigto, it aint no fun if the homies can't have none.

Sorry bro. These situation tend to make me a selfish person. :lol

[mmsupra]

ohh really

[Dasher]

Sorry bro. These situation tend to make me a selfish person. :lol
Don't save em, parlay em. I am sure she would be down. It would be like a UN meeting:Albania, Mexico, and The Bahamas would be represented. I am sure she has a fantasy like this.

[ALBballer]

I propose (no Ameachi) replace (no homo)

I like you actually. Your a Pacer fan and me and you share a similar humor methinks. Who would of thought rednecks were so cool?

[ALBballer]

how's my posting?

Cool poster. I don't think your the smartest nor the funniest poster of this site, but your a chill guy with no ambitions in life. Toughen up a lil'.

[canadianballer]

:roll: some of this is funny

[ALBballer]

Do me next!

(Homo if you want it to be)

Your black and your a Knick fan, good enough for me homie.

:cheers:

[Sonic R]

me?

though i'm very unknown here...

[InspiredLebowski]

I like you actually. Your a Pacer fan and me and you share a similar humor methinks. Who would of thought rednecks were so cool?

Indiana voted for Obama, we're not rednecks anymore! Corn-fed country bumpkins sure, but not redneck.

[ALBballer]

ohh really

No clue who you are, but I notice you have more rep boxes then I do so go **** yourself.

[catzhernandez]

me baby, me

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Judge Jefferson wantz your judgment.

[hito da god]

"holla at me"
-dj khaled

[bigboi_baller]

I'd also be interested in an in depth analysis of myself.

[hateraid]

ALB, you're gonna be a busy boy. It's been a while since one of these rate me threads came up. And since you seem to be the one with the most credibilty of the 3 threads on the front page (no offense to the other two fellas, but I'm pretty sure they're another persona) evryone is gonna hit you up. Better burn up a pot of java, it's gonna be a long night.

[RidonKs]

You're definitely a smart guy, maybe you and Ridonks should become pen pals?
lol

I need a pen pal. Someone I don't know and don't actually have to maintain a relationship with, where I can just spill my guts out whenever I feel I have to. That'd be awesome.

But yeah, do me. Even though you kinda already did. :)

[ALBballer]

me baby, me

Ah, finally some posters I dislike (*evil laughter ahahahha.)

You suck, your fantasy football league sucks and your mother sucked me off last night. What now beyotch?

On the real, your not as annoying as you once were. But a ***** will always be a *****.

[ALBballer]

me?

though i'm very unknown here...

Sawy don't know who you are. Provide me with your full name, address and social security number so I can write a worthless review about your ISH persona.

[ALBballer]

Judge Jefferson wantz your judgment.

J$ so full of wit and one of the few posters that gives me dapz on this site (it's not like I really deserve it lol.)

I enjoy all your personas and all the haters that hate are ****ing morons because they don't realize the wit and intelligence you use in your posts. You're one of my fav poster, if not my favorite.

And I'm still awaiting your pic. Show ISH the real side of J$

[ALBballer]

"holla at me"
-dj khaled

Half black, half dominican that plays his role well on ISH. You're a cool cat and you stick to what you know. And I would never face you in basketball because you would murk me. :oldlol:

[Legend of Josh]

I need it raw, no rubbers please. Now shut the f|uck up and do me.

[ALBballer]

I'd also be interested in an in depth analysis of myself.

Me and you are more a like then you would think. We both have a decent knowledge of the game, we're both Muslims (well I'm not really that much of a Muslim) and I think we're on the same level as ISH posters go. OF course your more intelligent and nicer and I can be a ********* with terrible grammar, but he what can ya do?

Stay strong my brown friend and don't let College get you down.

[ALBballer]

ALB, you're gonna be a busy boy. It's been a while since one of these rate me threads came up. And since you seem to be the one with the most credibilty of the 3 threads on the front page (no offense to the other two fellas, but I'm pretty sure they're another persona) evryone is gonna hit you up. Better burn up a pot of java, it's gonna be a long night.

I <3 you. I gave Pigto my sister (jokes on him since he's a virgin, wait he is a virgin right? lol.) and I would offer you one of my 100 cousins that I have. Your a cool dude, knows the game but your too nice god dammit. How you gonna let Gobb make fun of your kid and your only response was way too nice about some stupid basketball mistake, Argh.

I'm taking Hyrdoxocut Hardcore, any suggestions/tips.

[mmsupra]

No clue who you are, but I notice you have more rep boxes then I do so go **** yourself.
:lol ...i rep u

[ALBballer]

lol

I need a pen pal. Someone I don't know and don't actually have to maintain a relationship with, where I can just spill my guts out whenever I feel I have to. That'd be awesome.

But yeah, do me. Even though you kinda already did. :)

Smart guy, but I can tell by your long winded posts (which I hardly read btw no offense) your a Sociology major or some **** like that. Dude seriously I could take some of your posts and cut them in half and they would still have the same meaning.

Other then that, you're cool. Never had a problem with you and I hope you don't take my Jew jokes seriously.

On a side note, Albania is the only country in Europe after WWII to have a higher Jewish population after the war then before the war. So yeah, we're like the ****, ya digg.

[ALBballer]

I need it raw, no rubbers please. Now shut the f|uck up and do me.

You're too dirty to **** without protection.

Honestly I've missed a bunch of **** on ISH lately, but I did catch your gay ass avatar, da **** was that? On the real, you seem smart but you look for drama like a 13 year old girl that had her PMS. No cousins for you.

[RidonKs]

I haven't heard you make any Jew jokes, but hey, have your fun. My being Jewish starts and ends with curly hair, a slightly oversized nose, and a frail body.


That Jabes joke about the black jew is the funniest joke I've heard in a really, really long time. I can't remember laughing that hard at a one-liner in a long time.

[ALBballer]

Okay offer has expired. Sorry for anyone that missed out my senseless review that will have no impact on your life.

Good night ISH!!!

[hateraid]

I <3 you. I gave Pigto my sister (jokes on him since he's a virgin, wait he is a virgin right? lol.) and I would offer you one of my 100 cousins that I have. Your a cool dude, knows the game but your too nice god dammit. How you gonna let Gobb make fun of your kid and your only response was way too nice about some stupid basketball mistake, Argh.

I'm taking Hyrdoxocut Hardcore, any suggestions/tips.

Lol, thanks bro, and I didn't even ask to be judged.:cheers:
I'm surprised that you don't have 200 cousins, and that they all don't live in the same 2 bedroom household with you, along with your nana and 3 sets of aunts and uncles. (J/J, a joke I crack with my muslim buddy).

Don't remind GoBB about that. He felt bad I brought it up years later. He let me get away with saying Greg Paulus is the next best thing.

HC Hardcore is pretty good and MT has done a great job of supporting GNC. If ever you hear another website or nutrition store cut down any Muscletech it's only because they give us better support and great margins. Trust me, even amongst the bashings, I have ALOT of competition retailers coming in to buy MT products from me because it's cheaper than them getting it themselves. But try VPX Redline or Meltdown. Way more tweekier. Always take your protien and multis too. Diet is 80% of results when combined with consistancy.

[Legend of Josh]

You're too dirty to **** without protection.

Honestly I've missed a bunch of **** on ISH lately, but I did catch your gay ass avatar, da **** was that? On the real, you seem smart but you look for drama like a 13 year old girl that had her PMS. No cousins for you.

Hey now - just 'cause you an ugly mofo don't give you the right to come at me like that. LOJ is the lady killer... but then I realized no chicks post here... so I took that ish down... WTF is wrong with me? I'm seriously losing my mind. I told you people when I post at night, sh*t gets crazy.

I'm looking for drama? 'da phuck? OK, so I am. I piss people off. Are you saying you want some?

:no:

You Eastern Euro phuck... Western civilization will consume your soul. Welcome to the gutter, my domain, the devil's playground. are you ready?

[3.2.1.]

What chu think about me AlBaller?

[RedBlackAttack]

Go for it.

[dnyk1337]

Je i madh :bowdown:

[ukballer]

Hmm, why not? Your other responses have made me laugh, so I'll enjoy seeing what you say about me, even though I'm not exactly one for stirring up **** anyway :lol

[JtotheIzzo]

have gay bum sex with me...oops, I mean 'do me'

[rufuspaul]

You're too dirty to **** without protection.

Honestly I've missed a bunch of **** on ISH lately, but I did catch your gay ass avatar, da **** was that? On the real, you seem smart but you look for drama like a 13 year old girl that had her PMS. No cousins for you.

Most accurate assessment yet. :oldlol:

[ALBballer]

Hey now - just 'cause you an ugly mofo don't give you the right to come at me like that. LOJ is the lady killer... but then I realized no chicks post here... so I took that ish down... WTF is wrong with me? I'm seriously losing my mind. I told you people when I post at night, sh*t gets crazy.

I'm looking for drama? 'da phuck? OK, so I am. I piss people off. Are you saying you want some?

:no:

You Eastern Euro phuck... Western civilization will consume your soul. Welcome to the gutter, my domain, the devil's playground. are you ready?

I can lend you some of my pubes to help with your receding hair line.

[ALBballer]

What chu think about me AlBaller?

No idea who you are. Give me all yoru personal information so I can do a thorough background check.

[ALBballer]

Go for it.

I respect you. Smart guy that uses some facts and sound reasoning to back up your liberal and Cavs views. Keep doing ya thing.

[rufuspaul]

If you know anything about me, give it to me straight.

[ALBballer]

Je i madh :bowdown:

Ah my long lost brother, si je bre vlah?

Anyways you have a sound background on music and your one of the few posters on this site that doesn't have to bs about their personal life. Your overweight, an underachiever and you're not much of a ladies man, eh so what? At least you recognize your weaknesses and you're trying to fix them and you don't have to lie about on ish to feel good about your insecurities.

Unlike some posters here with their 5% body fat posters who go to lawschool and go out clubbing 4x a week and make 100k. lol

[ALBballer]

Hmm, why not? Your other responses have made me laugh, so I'll enjoy seeing what you say about me, even though I'm not exactly one for stirring up **** anyway :lol

Your handicapped no? Anyways I could probably beat you in a foot race lol, but I have a feeling you would destroy me in basketball.

Cool dude with a positive aspect on life.

[ALBballer]

have gay bum sex with me...oops, I mean 'do me'

You're a funny guy and you seem like one of the best posters to use as a wing man if I went out clubbing. I bet you get tons of asian pootang with your Western European name and you probably have a nice swag in real life. As for ISH, you bring a lot of substance and you seem to know what your talking about.

[ALBballer]

If you know anything about me, give it to me straight.

I think your 30 years old? Sorry I've seen your name around but I don't know you well enough to make a proper assessment. Give me your name, ssn, eh you get drill.

[rufuspaul]

I think your 30 years old? Sorry I've seen your name around but I don't know you well enough to make a proper assessment. Give me your name, ssn, eh you get drill.


:roll: Thanks man.

[loot]

Tell me...

[ALBballer]

Tell me...

I know you're from one of those Northern European countries. You're probably skinny, tall and pale as snow. On ISH you make me crack smiles so you're cool I guess.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

lmao