View Full Version : It's official, Mr. Candace Parker
oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 05:38 PM
Shelden Williams and Candace Parker eloped in November.
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Mr_Basketball#1
12-11-2008, 05:40 PM
Yeah we know...
*waits for NY Comeback*
Dasher
12-11-2008, 05:41 PM
Dasher vomits. I am truly disgusted with Candice. How you gwan marry that Chewbacca looking mothaf*cka?
willds09
12-11-2008, 05:46 PM
This is phucking nasty, beyond turrible, this is the worst since seal and heidi klum, I don't get this, I'm absolutely outraged, makes me want to throw up blue cheese and $hit! This madness gotta stop! I can't take this bull$hit no more! Why america! Why the phuck why!!!
Mr_Basketball#1
12-11-2008, 05:47 PM
Stop hating on the guy people!
bigkingsfan
12-11-2008, 05:49 PM
Yes, so much hate. No one complains about Jay-Z getting Beyonce...
catzhernandez
12-11-2008, 05:49 PM
:roll:
Eloped?
Even she was embarrassed over his mongoloid ass, she didn't want anyone to know!
Dasher vomits. I am truly disgusted with Candice. How you gwan marry that Chewbacca looking mothaf*cka?
Just be glad. It is proof guys like Shelden and yourself stand a chance to hook up with a honey period.
oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 05:51 PM
Yes, so much hate. No one complains about Jay-Z getting Beyonce...
That's because Jay Z didn't go to Duke. :roll:
NY Comeback
12-11-2008, 05:53 PM
:roll:
Eloped?
Even she was embarrassed over his mongoloid ass, she didn't want anyone to know!
Exactly!
Whatever, late news....I'm so over this/her/them now.
3.2.1.
12-11-2008, 05:55 PM
Stop hating on the guy people!
**** Sheldon.
SHEED_ gangsta
12-11-2008, 05:59 PM
bahhhhhhhhhh this enrages me aswell that ****** got got a 5 head!! :roll: Candace needs an up-grade..........me
Lakers Fan
12-11-2008, 06:00 PM
What's the big deal? She's not very good looking. Was she supposed to hook up with some rich, good looking, famous guy because she was talented at basketball? Not that she couldn't but was it expected?
This is phucking nasty, beyond turrible, this is the worst since seal and heidi klum,
Well Seal wasn't an unknown. The guy pulled supermodels as easy as some guys get horny drunk moms and the local drunk tank. I worked at a hotel that Seal used to drop in on every so often and the people who worked there at the time said that he ALWAYS had a tenish woman on his arm.
hito da god
12-11-2008, 06:11 PM
Dasher vomits. I am truly disgusted with Candice. How you gwan marry that Chewbacca looking mothaf*cka?
his pipe game must be on point.
SHEED_ gangsta
12-11-2008, 06:21 PM
no way Candace is mad hot!!!!!
oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 06:39 PM
no way Candace is mad hot!!!!!
No. Jessica Biel is mad hot!! Candace Parker is ok but probably a 7 at best.
willds09
12-11-2008, 06:54 PM
No. Jessica Biel is mad hot!! Candace Parker is ok but probably a 7 at best.
Naw, I give candance a 8, imagine if she dress sexy and use make up like biel, she would be a 9 at best.
oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 06:57 PM
Naw, I give candance a 8, imagine if she dress sexy and use make up like biel, she would be a 9 at best.
I guess she's an 8 if you like girls who wear basketball shorts everywhere.
SHEED_ gangsta
12-11-2008, 07:03 PM
she's 10 and half on a bad day
MARRY ME CANDACE PARKER!!!!!!
Allstar24
12-11-2008, 07:08 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/fx6vyv.jpg
Something doesn't quite add up here :lol
oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 07:46 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/fx6vyv.jpg
Something doesn't quite add up here :lol
Yeah, Shelden should be wearing the WNBA jersey.
stephanieg
12-11-2008, 07:54 PM
No brother sister slash? Imagine the moves you could pull with three arms.
ShamRockStar
12-11-2008, 08:52 PM
She married Admiral Akbar!!!
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x235/IronChefBunny/ITSATRAP.jpg
oldenpolynice
12-11-2008, 08:54 PM
She married Admiral Akbar!!!
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x235/IronChefBunny/ITSATRAP.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll:
LutherHeadJob
12-11-2008, 09:04 PM
Americans you retards Sheldon must be a nice guy, nice guys get good chicks too.....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T HOLD IT IN WTF IS CANDICE PARKER DOING
lilmarcgasol
12-11-2008, 09:11 PM
you guys are gross Candace Parker and her bro anthony literally look no different, IE candace looks like a man only difference is her hair and eyebrows.
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5696/parksisfu4.jpg
Candace Parker
http://www.sportsburn.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/candace_parker1.jpg
Anthony Parker
omg serious dont know why so many think she looks so fine i cant even tell the difference at all
T-pott
12-11-2008, 09:14 PM
That's just a bad picture of her.
She looks good as hell.
AirGauge23
12-11-2008, 09:18 PM
That's love for ya.
wang4three
12-11-2008, 09:19 PM
Have you not seen Love and Basketball? Pretty much summarizes their relationship.
...waiting for someone to call me gay for having seen it. Though to my defense, I was with my girlfriend who was also on the basketball team.
bdreason
12-11-2008, 09:23 PM
Good for them.
I'm sure they will have a wonderful life together.
Chrono90
12-11-2008, 11:34 PM
candace parker is pretty hot... sheldon got lucky
Reverend Hoops
12-11-2008, 11:53 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/fx6vyv.jpg
Something doesn't quite add up here :lol
What a horrible draft pick by BK.
iamgine
12-12-2008, 12:47 AM
Candace Parker = ugly version of Marsha Thomason.
Sheldon don't look that bad, he's still 10x more normal looking than Bosh or Cassel. smh :lol
WhySoInsecure?
12-12-2008, 12:50 AM
Candace Parker = ugly version of Marsha Thomason.
Sheldon don't look that bad, he's still 10x more normal looking than Bosh or Cassel. smh :lol
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/chris_ekstrand/06/28/power.players/t1_shelden.williams.jpg
G-train
12-12-2008, 12:51 AM
Sheldon can dance and sing like Chris Brown, which obviously is a plus.
I made that up.
WhySoInsecure?
12-12-2008, 12:59 AM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2q07yq1.jpg
OneMoreSucka
12-12-2008, 01:14 AM
Candace Parker would be hot if she wasn't ****ing HUGE and built like a linebacker.
WhySoInsecure?
12-12-2008, 01:16 AM
http://i36.tinypic.com/2i7pkxu.jpg
LutherHeadJob
12-12-2008, 01:32 AM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2q07yq1.jpg
that is not a ****ing real photo! It can't be
SHEED_ gangsta
12-12-2008, 02:18 AM
the eyes are way to small
oldenpolynice
12-12-2008, 02:25 AM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2q07yq1.jpg
Just a little bit embellished... :roll: :roll: :roll:
incxpinoy
12-12-2008, 02:43 AM
Callin it now their kid is going to be the GOAT!!
stephanieg
12-12-2008, 03:13 AM
Callin it now their kid is going to be the GOAT!!
Candace Parker + Anthony Parker = three armed mutant which could toy with defenders
That, or Jordan and her need to have a tryst, stat!
lovethetriangle
12-12-2008, 05:02 AM
the dude that coined the phrase 'love is blind' is currently collecting his royalties
oldenpolynice
12-12-2008, 04:33 PM
Callin it now their kid is going to be the GOAT!!
No way. LeBron's kid is going to be GOAT. Or maybe D-Howard's kid with that cheerleader. Strength + flexibility :roll:
Alonzo Magic
12-12-2008, 05:06 PM
Poor Sheldon, every branch in the Ugly tree must have been broken once he was done with it. The only way I can explain it is if God was making everyone's faces and Sheldon got a good look at Sam Cassell's face and started laughing at him, only for Karma to strike and for God to make HIS face look like, well, that.
I don't understand why you're all mad at Sheldon. He worked hard for that p*ssy. While all the guys in the High school team were out on the weekend f**king babes he'd be out in the gym conditioning cause no girl would look at him. When every girl refused to go to the prom with him he instead went into practice his jumpshot rather than go to Prom night. All that so he could one day get into the NBA, becoming stinkin rich and get that piece of arse he's always been dreaming of. Well done Sheldon, you've finally done, shred that arse for me a couple times. :applause:
oldenpolynice
12-12-2008, 07:14 PM
Poor Sheldon, every branch in the Ugly tree must have been broken once he was done with it. The only way I can explain it is if God was making everyone's faces and Sheldon got a good look at Sam Cassell's face and started laughing at him, only for Karma to strike and for God to make HIS face look like, well, that.
I don't understand why you're all mad at Sheldon. He worked hard for that p*ssy. While all the guys in the High school team were out on the weekend f**king babes he'd be out in the gym conditioning cause no girl would look at him. When every girl refused to go to the prom with him he instead went into practice his jumpshot rather than go to Prom night. All that so he could one day get into the NBA, becoming stinkin rich and get that piece of arse he's always been dreaming of. Well done Sheldon, you've finally done, shred that arse for me a couple times. :applause:
You've put a lot of thought into Shelden's ugliness. I think the same thing happened to Al Jefferson. :oldlol:
stephanieg
12-12-2008, 07:26 PM
I'm not sure why everyone is making fun of poor Shelden like he's a hideous burn victim or something. He's an average looking guy. I know there are some funny pictures where he makes goofy faces but you can do that for a lot of players. I mean, I can think of a lot more hideous looking guys in the NBA...
miller-time
12-14-2008, 12:39 AM
I'm not sure why everyone is making fun of poor Shelden like he's a hideous burn victim or something.
because most of them are idiots. they wouldn't say any of this if they were face to face with him.
oldenpolynice
12-14-2008, 07:05 PM
because most of them are idiots. they wouldn't say any of this if they were face to face with him.
Yup. That and the jealousy factor...
she a pretty girl, too pretty for that guy.
because most of them are idiots. they wouldn't say any of this if they were face to face with him.
:rolleyes:
tophy7
12-14-2008, 09:50 PM
http://www.singaporesoxfan.com/images/gigantism.jpg
oldenpolynice
12-15-2008, 01:59 AM
http://www.singaporesoxfan.com/images/gigantism.jpg
Shelden Williams in 20 years!
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