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Dasher
12-27-2008, 07:51 AM
Most Valuable Poster -
Most Underrated Poster -
Smartest Poster -
Least Valuable Poster -
Best Fam-
Worst Fam-
Poster who most likely could run a franchise -
Biggest Post Whore -
Most Improved Poster -
International Poster of the Year-
Poster With Coolest Avatar -
Best New Poster -
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters -
Thread of the Year(Main):
Thread of the Year(OTC):
Feud of the Year:
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum):
Fail of the Year:
Money Phrase of the Year:
Post of the Year:
Most Successful Gimmick Poster:
All ISH 1st Team:
All ISH 2nd Team:
Unfortunate Developement of the Year:
*Other Categories Can Be Suggested
HisJoeness
12-27-2008, 08:02 AM
Add All-Rookie 1st and 2nd Teams.
Dasher
12-27-2008, 08:06 AM
Add All-Rookie 1st and 2nd Teams.
There are not enough good rookies for a 1st team let alone a 2nd team. The rookies this year have destroyed the quality of the main forum and the OTC.
knickballer
12-27-2008, 10:02 AM
There are not enough good rookies for a 1st team let alone a 2nd team. The rookies this year have destroyed the quality of the main forum and the OTC.
Yep, This rookie class has been full of busts or has been underachieving. Haven't really seen anything special from these rookies, give them another year then we can fully label them.
ALBballer
12-27-2008, 10:09 AM
Most Valuable Poster - Jefferson Money or GOBB
Most Underrated Poster - Jay Guevera
Smartest Poster - Thorp
Least Valuable Poster - Hotatlantadude81
Best Fam- I don't even know what that means........
Worst Fam- I don't even know what that means......
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Kblaze
Biggest Post Whore -Catzhernandez
Most Improved Poster -V-Uni
International Poster of the Year- Sharas, JtotheIzzo
Poster With Coolest Avatar - Bigkingsfan (the hotdog with one the mustard)
Best New Poster - Don't really know
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - Geewiz
Thread of the Year(Main): Don't know
Thread of the Year(OTC):All the threads where Primetime got exposed
Feud of the Year: Primetime vs. everyone
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum):Not sure
Fail of the Year: Not sure
Money Phrase of the Year: No homo?
Post of the Year: Not sure
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: J$
All ISH 1st Team:Too lazy to think of it
All ISH 2nd Team:Too lazy to think of it
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: Not sure
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Dasher
12-27-2008, 10:19 AM
Most Valuable Poster - Posterize
Most Underrated Poster - Jay Guevara, rufuspaul
Smartest Poster -Rasheed
Least Valuable Poster -CanadianBaller/dware
Best Fam-76ers. The 6ers fam features more all-around posters than any fam, and hold the distinction of being the only fam without trolls.
Worst Fam-Raptors. They are primarily Canadian.
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - DAKOKing
Biggest Post Whore - Maniak
Most Improved Poster -ALBaller
International Poster of the Year-loot
Poster With Coolest Avatar - BigKingsFan
Best New Poster - Looten Plunder
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters -Looten Plunder, Cartmanclone, dejordan, TMOGE, Doomsday Dallas, MarloStanfield
Thread of the Year(Main):?
Thread of the Year(OTC):Tie:Yo Jabes Calling on Jabes-GoBB. All Time Music Draft-Dasher
Feud of the Year:-primetime- vs Jabes. This was very one-sided, but it produced some classic moments.
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum):Kobe Bean Bryant
Thread Killer OTC:Sarah Palin
Fail of the Year:B'Low's OTC Mod Reign/The Run of Kiddie "Classic" Threads
Money Phrase of the Year:Tell Me How My Ass Taste-Shaq
Post of the Year:-primetime-:kisses Jabe's feet.
Most Successful Gimmick Poster:lilojmayo
All ISH 1st Team:GoBB, Posterize, Dasher, Nexus, Jabes
All ISH 2nd Team:lilojmayo, J$, RBP, loot, boozehound, Rasheed
Unfortunate Developement of the Year:The Decline in Quality in Both the Main Forum and OTC/The Return of Rep and Rep Whoring
Posterize246
12-27-2008, 12:16 PM
Most Valuable Poster - GOBB
Most Underrated Poster - mlh
Smartest Poster - Da KO King
Least Valuable Poster - hawkfan
Best Fam- Pacers
Worst Fam- Stanford
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - kblaze
Biggest Post Whore - catzhernandez
Most Improved Poster -
International Poster of the Year- loot
Poster With Coolest Avatar - Mr. Basketball (any Kanye one)
Best New Poster - Grinder
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - cartmanclone
Thread of the Year(Main):
Thread of the Year(OTC): Yo Jabes,Calling on Jabes!
Feud of the Year:
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum):
Fail of the Year: "Keith Brumbaugh will be better than Michael Beasley"- Interminator
Money Phrase of the Year: Tell me how my ass tastes
Post of the Year: The Marvin Williams/"Stan" rap
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: Jefferson Money
All ISH 1st Team: GOBB, Dasher, Catzhernandez, SoCalMike, hateraid
All ISH 2nd Team: loot, qrich, rasheed1, StroShow4, L Kizzle
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: lilojmayo is 5 years older than he looks
*Other Categories Can Be Suggested
ukballer
12-27-2008, 12:28 PM
Most Valuable Poster - Posterize246
Most Underrated Poster - Kumquat/rufuspaul
Smartest Poster - InspiredLebowski
Least Valuable Poster - lilojmayo
Best Fam- Bobcats, without question imo
Worst Fam- Wizards, they haven't got one apart from Remix!
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Da KO King
Biggest Post Whore - catzhernandez (Not saying it's a bad thing, but...you know :lol )
Most Improved Poster - TruthKGRay3412
International Poster of the Year - loot
Poster With Coolest Avatar - StroShow4 when he's rocking the DeShawn one :lol
Best New Poster - Honestly couldn't think of one
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - MarloStanfield (spelling?) Cartmanclone, TMOGE
Thread of the Year(Main):
Thread of the Year(OTC): I dunno, the one where V-Unit got caught out.
Feud of the Year: Jabes V -pt-
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): Poseidon (whatever account he's on)
Fail of the Year: HowardDirk41 making an unwelcome return, and consequently was ran off the forum with his tail between his legs. Also the summer where the kids (ZeN, Phar, and other fails) decided it would be cool to try and takeover the OTC and make some 'classic' threads. Goes without saying that it was a monumental fail.
Money Phrase of the Year: Tell me how my arse tastes.
Post of the Year:
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: NONE
All ISH 1st Team:
All ISH 2nd Team:
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: The amount of gimmicks springing up is at a record level. Stop being ******* and show your real self! The gimmicks aren't even funny....
Mr_Basketball#1
12-27-2008, 12:34 PM
LOL at Keith Brumbaugh.
Big Deal
12-27-2008, 12:45 PM
Most Valuable Poster - SoCalMike
Most Underrated Poster - ScoopShot, this guy isnt on much, but when he is he always makes hilarious GIFs.
Smartest Poster - Richie2k6
Least Valuable Poster - Kiddlovesnets
Best Fam- 76ers
Worst Fam- Rockets
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Richie2k6
Biggest Post Whore - Catzhernandez
Most Improved Poster - TruthKGRay3412(did I spell that right?)
International Poster of the Year- Grinder
Poster With Coolest Avatar - FashionIssues
Best New Poster - If its not me(maniak), I guess InspiredLebowski
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - Doomsday Dallas
Thread of the Year(Main): The Official OJ Mayo Thread: The Kobe Bryant alternative
Thread of the Year(OTC):ISH Postaz you completely look down upon
Feud of the Year:Godfather vs Lilojmayo always amuses me.
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): BULLShit
Fail of the Year:Interminator picking Darrell Arthur in the first round of a fantasy draft.
Money Phrase of the Year:Tell Me How My Ass Tastes
Post of the Year:The one(s) where Jabes owned Gifted Mind. Mainly the He goes to Stanford like VCDAPTW is a handsome man, etc, etc one
Most Successful Gimmick Poster:Ehhh, probably J$, he does what he does best.
All ISH 1st Team:StroShow4, SoCalMike, Dasher, RBP, Jabes
All ISH 2nd Team:Jefferson Money, Richie2k6, Kblaze, loot, Posterize246
Unfortunate Developement of the Year:The site getting more Kobe fans
Skywalker
12-27-2008, 12:55 PM
nah Interminator picked Roydell Williams over Brandon Marshall I think
Posterize246
12-27-2008, 12:58 PM
nah Interminator picked Roydell Williams over Brandon Marshall I think
and Darrell Arthur over just about every top pf
Skywalker
12-27-2008, 01:02 PM
yah that was it :roll:
Brunch@Five
12-27-2008, 01:30 PM
best OTC thread has to be the All-Time Music draft. I think it has the most posts ever.
best OTC thread has to be the All-Time Music draft. I think it has the most posts ever.
Yeah. Good concept and it stayed a high quality thread for a looooong time.
GOBB isnt eligible for any award. Rather see others collect them.
emsteez forreal
12-27-2008, 02:41 PM
am i eligible for ROY?
TakitoEspanoza
12-27-2008, 02:45 PM
Fail of the Year: HowardDirk41 making an unwelcome return, and consequently was ran off the forum with his tail between his legs.
Say what
Darius07
12-27-2008, 03:12 PM
am i eligible for ROY?
you joined in 06...
big baller
12-27-2008, 03:21 PM
you joined in 06...
:roll:
Skywalker
12-27-2008, 03:22 PM
there's no MVP I don't think, there's no one the forum would really seem different without, cept GOBB and he wants no awards
next up would have to be................StroShow4 lmao no lie his Poster thread is the sickest stuff on here props to him for that
B-Low
12-27-2008, 03:35 PM
Most Valuable Poster - Rainerbeachpoet (tried hard to save the OTC)
Most Underrated Poster - MLH
Smartest Poster - Gifted Mind lol
Least Valuable Poster - Oh god i can't even pick one
Best Fam- Agree on Sixers fam
Worst Fam- Celtics. Too many bandwagoners
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Da KO King
Biggest Post Whore - Hard to say anymore
Most Improved Poster - TruthKGrayblahblahblah. This year's LeBron23
International Poster of the Year- loot
Poster With Coolest Avatar - FashionIssues
Best New Poster - Absolutely none
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - Cartmanclone. Argued with him a lot but we needed him
Thread of the Year(Main): I like the poster of the night thread
Thread of the Year(OTC): Was the Cribs thread this year? If not the Post your Pic threads
Feud of the Year: -primetime- vs. life
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): WAY too many to name
Fail of the Year: High School kids and their unfunny "classic" threads
Money Phrase of the Year: I dunno
Post of the Year: Gifted Mind's top players year by year
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: J$
All ISH 1st Team: Don't Feel Like it
All ISH 2nd Team: ...
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: OTC modding/Reps not being able to work
Maniak
12-27-2008, 03:40 PM
Ive got one mention the whole thread :cry:
Sicknote
12-27-2008, 03:58 PM
Most Valuable Poster - JEFFERSON MONEY / Dasher
Most Underrated Poster - mlh
Smartest Poster - Gifted Mind
Least Valuable Poster - BULLS
Best Fam- Knicks :D
Worst Fam- Lakers
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Kblaze
Biggest Post Whore - idk
Most Improved Poster - idk
International Poster of the Year- Sharas
Poster With Coolest Avatar - FashionIssues
Best New Poster - Me
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - myfishjustdied
Thread of the Year(Main): OJ Mayo: The Kobe Bryant Alternative
Thread of the Year(OTC): Primetime vs Fake Primetime vs Fake Fake Primetime vs Glove
Feud of the Year: Primetime vs. everyone
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): BULLS
Fail of the Year: That guy who called himself gay when he forgot to log out of his main account, can't remember who it was.
Money Phrase of the Year: no homo
Post of the Year: The bashing of GiftedMind.
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: J$
All ISH 1st Team: JEFFERSON MONEY, Legend of Josh, GOBB, Dasher, Jabes
All ISH 2nd Team: richie2k6, kblaze, nexus, gts, socalmike
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: Idk.
:hammertime:
HisJoeness
12-27-2008, 04:00 PM
RBP for MVP
Doctor K
12-27-2008, 04:21 PM
Most Valuable Poster - GOBB
Most Underrated Poster - Knuck the ****s
Smartest Poster - Gifted Mind
Least Valuable Poster - Udonis
Best Fam- OT Family
Worst Fam- WNBA Family
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Hmmm Kblaze?
Biggest Post Whore - GOBB
Most Improved Poster - Um?
International Poster of the Year- RBP?
Poster With Coolest Avatar - FashionIssues
Best New Poster - Do I count as new?
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters -
Thread of the Year(Main): Gifted Mind's Best Player year by year
Thread of the Year(OTC): Calling on Jabes
Feud of the Year: Primetime vs. Fake Primetmie vs. everyone
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): ?
Fail of the Year: All of Superboy's threads
Money Phrase of the Year:$J
Post of the Year: ?
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: ?
All ISH 1st Team: Too long
All ISH 2nd Team: ...
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: No search function
Interminator
12-27-2008, 04:28 PM
Wow @ this thread.
I didn't pick Darrell Arthur in the 1st Round of the Fantasy Draft,but unfortunately I did draft Roydell Williams over some quality receivers.
So far I've got 7 wins in the College Bowl Mania tourny on ESPN.
Win Some,Lose Some :confusedshrug:
blasian
12-27-2008, 04:30 PM
I'm basing this strictly off of the otc lounge, since I don't really **** wit the main thread anymore
Most Valuable Poster -Dasher
Most Underrated Poster -Rasheed1
Smartest Poster -xxnexus
Least Valuable Poster -spudjjay
Best Fam-The Laker fans
Worst Fam-The Laker fans
Poster who most likely could run a franchise -Dasher
Biggest Post Whore -lilojmayo
Most Improved Poster -
International Poster of the Year-
Poster With Coolest Avatar -
Best New Poster -
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters -
Thread of the Year(Main):
Thread of the Year(OTC):Music Draft
Feud of the Year:starface vs. the otc
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum):
Fail of the Year:lilojmayo's post in the "post your pics" thread
Money Phrase of the Year:
Post of the Year:lilojmayo's post in the "post your pics" thread
Most Successful Gimmick Poster:lilojmayo, jeffersonmoney, starface
All ISH 1st Team: Dasher, Rasheed1, JeffersonMoney, playtetris,B-Low, RBP, xxnexus
All ISH 2nd Team:
StroShow4
12-27-2008, 05:35 PM
Most Valuable Poster - YOU = #1
Most Underrated Poster - 2letters/InspiredLebowski
Smartest Poster - I have no idea. Almost everyone is an expert on something.
Least Valuable Poster - PleezeBelieve, or whatever his name is now.
Best Fam- Sixers
Worst Fam- celtics/lakers/cavs. all of them have plenty of great posters, but also a sh!tload of retards.
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - no idea.
Biggest Post Whore - LilOJ... he said he was going for 10,000 posts in one month. :oldlol:
Most Improved Poster - Dunno
International Poster of the Year - KebebStall/Kwajo
Poster With Coolest Avatar - FashionIssues
Best New Poster - Are there any good new posters?
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - Too many to name
Thread of the Year(Main): StroShow4's Daily Poster Thread :D
Thread of the Year(OTC): The Music/Hip Hop Draft Threads.
Feud of the Year: Glove vs. Everyone in his fantasy league.
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): don't know.
Fail of the Year: Was VC's thing this year? If so it was that.
Money Phrase of the Year: SWARE TO THE BUY
Post of the Year: FashionIssues GIF of him and b-low doing a driveby in that cartmanclone thread.
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: Jefferson
All ISH 1st Team: KBlaze/Gobb/Hateraid/Mlh/Blow
All ISH 2nd Team: Gts/Socal/Stat/Richie2k6/ihatetimthomas
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: We seem to have added alot of trolls/gimmicks/dumbasses and not alot of good posters.
sorry to everyone i forgot, i'm sure i forgot lots of people. :hammerhead:
B-Low
12-27-2008, 05:55 PM
Post of the Year: FashionIssues GIF of him and b-low doing a driveby in that cartmanclone thread.
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9040/bloodscripstx8.gif
:oldlol:
StroShow4
12-27-2008, 06:01 PM
^thankyou for posting that. :oldlol: :roll:
Skywalker
12-27-2008, 06:19 PM
wtf :roll:
Jamz Nayschmidt
12-27-2008, 06:49 PM
Most Valuable Poster - Dasher
Most Underrated Poster - InspiredLebowski followed by Brantoli and 2 Letters KD
Smartest Poster - KBlaze/Penyeach/Kwajo0
Least Valuable Poster - Younggrease/DavidLee4MVP
Best Fam- Grizzlies
Worst Fam- Raptors
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - dejordan
Biggest Post Whore - Baseketball4life
Most Improved Poster - JayGuevara
International Poster of the Year- Sharas *sigh* again.
Poster With Coolest Avatar - KeylessEntry
Best New Poster - MarloStanfield/JayGuevara/Cartmanclone
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - MarloStanfield/vapid/cartmanclone/stewen12
Thread of the Year(Main): Marvin Williams BUST
Thread of the Year(OTC): Use Microsoft Paint to Draw What You Think a Poster Looks Like by V-Unit
Feud of the Year: Shep vs. VCMVP*insert number here*
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): Knuck The Ficks
Fail of the Year: Stewen retirement
Money Phrase of the Year: The only comeback you've ever had is when your Dad busted a nut on your vertebrqe - Dasher
Post of the Year: Gobb's post on how he likes Obama
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: lilojmayo and Franco Hamilton
All ISH 1st Team: playtetris, Dasher, DeuceWallaces, Legend of Josh, rufuspaul/FashionIssues
All ISH 2nd Team: Starface, Mastah_Rhymez, ALBalla, V-Unit, Hawker
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: Senor Cedric's brain hemmorhoids
AItheAnswer3
12-27-2008, 06:51 PM
Most Valuable Poster - GOBB
Most Underrated Poster - Mathius
Smartest Poster -Psileas
Least Valuable Poster - hawkfan
Best Fam-Lakers
Worst Fam-Hawks
Poster who most likely could run a franchise -Richie2k6
Biggest Post Whore - GOBB
Most Improved Poster -Maniak
International Poster of the Year-LeBron23
Poster With Coolest Avatar - RedBlackAttack (or whatever)
Best New Poster - Scott Pippen :applause:
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters -cartmanclone
Thread of the Year(Main):
Thread of the Year(OTC):
Feud of the Year: Celtic fans Vs Laker fans
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): BULLS
Fail of the Year: Interminator's threads
Money Phrase of the Year: Last week, Kobe couldn't do without me.
Post of the Year: YOU = #1
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: Jamz whatever his last name is
All ISH 1st Team:
All ISH 2nd Team:
Unfortunate Developement of the Year:
lilojmayo
12-27-2008, 08:38 PM
when i get the time ill make who i think should win all the post
but what is this jabes calling all jabes thread is it funny
can somebody bump it please
lilojmayo
12-27-2008, 08:48 PM
also if your going to have the most successsful gimmick
why dont have the least successful gimmick
if theres a category for that lilyi wins that hands down
emsteez forreal
12-27-2008, 10:12 PM
you joined in 06...
i didn't start posting until this year .
RedBlackAttack
12-27-2008, 10:15 PM
Poster With Coolest Avatar - RedBlackAttack (or whatever)
:rant
AItheAnswer3
12-27-2008, 10:46 PM
:rant
I thought I didn't get your name right. :lol
Big Deal
12-27-2008, 10:48 PM
I like Reds because(I think he said this in a thread before) it defines him and puts him out so he is more known and recognised
NY Comeback
12-27-2008, 11:20 PM
Most Valuable Poster - GOBB
Most Underrated Poster - Posterize246
Smartest Poster - Kblaze
Least Valuable Poster - JEFFERSON MONEY
Best Fam- Cavaliers
Worst Fam- Lakers
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Da KO King
Biggest Post Whore - GOBB
Most Improved Poster - Maniak
International Poster of the Year- Kebab Stall
Poster With Coolest Avatar - FashionIssues
Best New Poster - Scott Pipen
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - i seen hippos
Thread of the Year(Main):
Thread of the Year(OTC): Not sure...probably something Phar made :lol
Feud of the Year: Phar vs the World!
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): hawk fan
Fail of the Year: lilojmayo in the pic thread lol
Money Phrase of the Year:
Post of the Year: lilojmayo in the pic thread lol
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: JEFFERSON MONEY
All ISH 1st Team:
All ISH 2nd Team:
Unfortunate Developement of the Year:
Posterize246
12-27-2008, 11:31 PM
GOBB/Posterize 7 MVP votes combined
PHILLY RUNNIN THIS :pimp:
Posterize246
12-27-2008, 11:31 PM
Dasher could get my MVP vote too.
It's gotta go to someone who contributes to all forums (NBA/Off court/College & high school/nba draft).
Pistons
12-27-2008, 11:32 PM
-- I'm a long time lurker here, so let me post my awardees. :cheers:
Most Valuable Poster - GOBB
Most Underrated Poster - Richie2k6/InspiredLebowski/Mathius
Smartest Poster - Kblaze
Least Valuable Poster - Kiddlovesnets something like that.
Best Fam- Lakers
Worst Fam- Celtics
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - no idea.
Biggest Post Whore - lilojmayo
Most Improved Poster - Lebron23
International Poster of the Year- no idea.
Poster With Coolest Avatar - FashionIssues
Best New Poster - me? lol just joking. :lol
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - no idea.
Thread of the Year(Main): my favorite, the shimmy thread.:oldlol:
Thread of the Year(OTC): just too many.
Feud of the Year: no idea.
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): hawk fan dumb trade threads.
Fail of the Year: no idea.
Money Phrase of the Year:
Post of the Year:
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: Loki.:oldlol:
All ISH 1st Team: GOBB, Richie2k6, Mathius, hateraid, Kblaze
All ISH 2nd Team: InspiredLebowski........
Unfortunate Developement of the Year:
-primetime-
12-28-2008, 05:18 AM
Most Valuable Poster - GOBB
Most Underrated Poster - GOBB
Smartest Poster -GOBB
Least Valuable Poster -GOBB
Best Fam-GOBB
Worst Fam-GOBB
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - GOBB
Biggest Post Whore - GOBB
Most Improved Poster -GOBB
International Poster of the Year-GOBB
Poster With Coolest Avatar - GOBB
Best New Poster - dware
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - Dooms :(
Thread of the Year(Main):Wade is overrated
Thread of the Year(OTC):Yo, GOBB, yeah...
Feud of the Year:-primetime- vs. "make this thread about me"
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): Wade is good
Fail of the Year: kids
Money Phrase of the Year: "TICK TOCK":oldlol:
Post of the Year: "TICK TOCK" :oldlol:
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: Gramps....RIP
All ISH 1st Team: GOBB, GOBB, GOBB, GOBB, GOBB
All ISH 2nd Team: GOBB, GOBB, GOBB, GOBB, GOBB
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: REP ME NOW AND I WILL REP YOU BACK!!!!
*Other Categories Can Be Suggested
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baseketball4life
12-28-2008, 05:39 AM
poster of the year: BUY WALKER
aka SKYWALKER
BUY BUY BUY
JtotheIzzo
12-28-2008, 07:31 AM
...
hilarity!
Thread of the year: Hottest Chickas of ISH. Say what you want about J$, that sh*t was comedic gold.
Unintentional Thread of the year: -primetime- calling out Jabes. Very few of us saw it (Bruinlove took a few screen shots I think), but those who did, falkin loved it.
hahaahaaa "...", i wonder how many people get that.
InspiredLebowski
12-28-2008, 08:46 AM
I appreciate it and all, but how the hell did I get a "smartest poster" vote? Anyway, Dasher is far and away MVP.
danumber88
12-28-2008, 09:13 AM
Most Valuable Poster - JEFFERSON $
Most Underrated Poster - Gifted Mind
Smartest Poster -Psileas
Least Valuable Poster - hawkfan
Best Fam-Raptors
Worst Fam-Thunders
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - hawkfan
Biggest Post Whore - catzhernandez
Most Improved Poster - ?
International Poster of the Year- Posterize
Poster With Coolest Avatar - FashionIssues
Best New Poster - Scott Pippen
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters -cartmanclone
Thread of the Year(Main): ?
Thread of the Year(OTC): Hitler is a Hero and YO JABES!! CALLING OUT JABES! ( I have to agree that was a tad bit dramatic and was funny how it reached 50+ pages so fast)
Feud of the Year: Lakers and Celtics
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): lilmarcgasol
Fail of the Year: The threads that said Bynum is going to be the second best Laker next year.
Money Phrase of the Year: It has to be "tell me how my ass taste"
Post of the Year: ?
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: J$
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: danumber88
brantonli
12-28-2008, 09:37 AM
Bah, I'm never going to get that International poster award, it always goes to people like Kebab stall and LeBron23.
Kebab Stall
12-28-2008, 09:51 AM
Bah, I'm never going to get that International poster award, it always goes to people like Kebab stall and LeBron23.
What? I think I was only ever nominated for that once and that was by Lebron23. Oh, and apparantly Stroshow has nominated me in this thread. Other than that, I hardly get nominated for anything, but I very rarely check these kind of threads, so who knows what might have happened.
Mamba
12-28-2008, 10:09 AM
hey give me rookie fo the year, i think im the only one who hasn't been a spammer.
rufuspaul
12-28-2008, 11:00 AM
Most Valuable Poster - Dasher
Most Underrated Poster - Sharas, UKballer
Smartest Poster -Boozehound
Least Valuable Poster -Bballer
Best Fam-Bobcats
Worst Fam-Hawks
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Spectre (from the cats page)
Biggest Post Whore - lilojmayo
Most Improved Poster -Legend of Josh and his gimmicks
International Poster of the Year-Kebab stall
Poster With Coolest Avatar - Dasher
Best New Poster - lilojmayo
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters -carmanclone, iseenhippos, lootenplunder
Thread of the Year(Main):
Thread of the Year(OTC):cartmanclone funeral
Feud of the Year:Stewen and just about everybody
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum):
Fail of the Year:
Money Phrase of the Year:no homo
Post of the Year:
Most Successful Gimmick Poster:J$ hands down
All ISH 1st Team:J$, Dasher, Boozehound, Sharas, RBP
All ISH 2nd Team:Legend of Josh, lilojmayo, Socalmike
Unfortunate Developement of the Year:
Posterize246
12-28-2008, 11:29 AM
International Poster of the Year- Posterize
damn us Pennsylvania folk :hammerhead:
Bah, I'm never going to get that International poster award, it always goes to people like Kebab stall and LeBron23.
For some reason I got about all the votes on the first page :confusedshrug: I'm flattered though.
MVP - Looten Plunder
Hall of Shame - Peters Montreux, Gencbiba, Meticode, illinifan, ukplayer.
haterofhaters
12-28-2008, 12:48 PM
...
Yeah, the man love is kinds ridiculous. :oldlol:
pete's montreux
12-28-2008, 12:49 PM
MVP - Looten Plunder
Hall of Shame - Peters Montreux, Gencbiba, Meticode, illinifan, ukplayer.
:oldlol:
Idiot.
brantonli
12-28-2008, 01:02 PM
I think this should be a new category:
Grammar Police Poster Award.
I'm not sure who's going to win this, but man people on ISH are picky on grammar!
pete's montreux
12-28-2008, 01:05 PM
I think this should be a new category:
Grammar Police Poster Award.
I'm not sure who's going to win this, but man people on ISH are picky on grammar!
Probably because you're typing with plenty of time to check mistakes or use a spell checker. There's no excuse for misspelling a word on the internet.
Dasher
12-28-2008, 01:06 PM
I think this should be a new category:
Grammar Police Poster Award.
I'm not sure who's going to win this, but man people on ISH are picky on grammar!
They only do this when they have had holes poked in their argument in a debate, or when they have absolutely nothing to say, but feel the need to post in a thread. I always feel that if I understand what the poster means, it's all good.
brantonli
12-28-2008, 01:10 PM
Probably because you're typing with plenty of time to check mistakes or use a spell checker. There's no excuse for misspelling a word on the internet.
I know, and I always try to make sure that my own posts are 100% grammatically correct, however I once saw somebody go nuts for another poster spelling LeBron 'Lebron'. :confusedshrug:
v-unit
12-28-2008, 01:59 PM
Most Valuable Poster - Posts Penyeach
Most Underrated Poster - UKballer
Smartest Poster -Posts Penyeach
Least Valuable Poster -Bballer
Best Fam-Cavaliers
Worst Fam-Lakers
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - kblaze
Biggest Post Whore - lilojmayo
Most Improved Poster -Legend of Josh
International Poster of the Year-loot/Kebab stall
Poster With Coolest Avatar - RedBlackAttack
Best New Poster - lilojmayo
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters -carmanclone, iseenhippos, lootenplunder
Thread of the Year(Main): Dunk of the Night or something
Thread of the Year(OTC):Yo Jabes! (Way funnier if you were in the league but still a classic)
Feud of the Year:Glove vs. ISH Fantasy League
Fail of the Year: Guy that called himself gay I guess but that was hilarious
Money Phrase of the Year:(no raci)
Post of the Year: Hottest Chicaz of ISH (First J$ post)
Most Successful Gimmick Poster:Jefferson Money
All ISH 1st Team:J$, GOBB, Boozehound, Sharas, loot
All ISH 2nd Team:Socalmike, Kebab Stall, starface, JtotheIzzo, SHEED_gangsta (Lets go Toronto what what)
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: Insidehoops has AIDS and is slowly dieing.
sulsuvtut27
12-28-2008, 02:32 PM
Worst Fam- Stanford
we are the best brah:rockon:
Roy Munson
12-28-2008, 06:39 PM
I know the category is most successful gimmick, and he wasn't all that successful, but The Machine deserves some love. That guy was entertaining.
hateraid
12-28-2008, 07:25 PM
Lol, people miss cartmanclone more than Geewiz.
My Philly boys are cleaning up.:cheers: Definately the best fam represted in any forum.
UCLAlegend32
12-29-2008, 04:36 AM
how is LATINA LOVERS not thread of the year
rufuspaul
12-29-2008, 09:00 AM
how is LATINA LOVERS not thread of the year
My second choice.
rufuspaul
12-29-2008, 10:12 AM
Worst Fam-Raptors. They are primarily Canadian.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
v-unit
12-29-2008, 10:55 AM
Canadian jokes rank up there with the lamest of them all, why? Canadian don't take offense to them, yet we read about it constantly as if its a knock on us to be a citizen of one of the greatest countries in the world that uses the Americans for our pleasure.
Thank you for taking our garbage Michigan!
Here's a nominee:
Biggest Hypocrite: OldSchool/Steve. As an Admin he expects posters to live by the Ish rules, yet he flames/curses away in every Israel/Palestina thread. Not exactly the type of guy you'd want to be a admin on your site.
:ohwell:
mlh1981
12-29-2008, 12:10 PM
Most Valuable Poster - GOBB
Most Underrated Poster - loot
Smartest Poster - RedBlackAttack
Least Valuable Poster - Poseidon
Best Fam- Cavs
Worst Fam- don't pay enough attention to other fams
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Da KO King
Biggest Post Whore - dunno
Most Improved Poster - Lebron23
International Poster of the Year- kebab stall
Poster With Coolest Avatar - bigkingsfan
Best New Poster - inspiredlebowski
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - dejordan/geewiz/doomsday/
Thread of the Year(Main): dunno
Thread of the Year(OTC): cribs thread
Feud of the Year: Gobb and starface arguments were pretty fun to read
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): poseidon
Fail of the Year: dunno
Money Phrase of the Year: pics or it didn't happen
Post of the Year: Richie 2k6 diagramming what the Nuggets need to do as far as running their offense goes. Had the diagram, and an extremely long and good x's/o's explanation
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: J money
All ISH 1st Team: Redblackattack/RBP/GOBB/Da KO King/Kblaze
All ISH 2nd Team: RMWG/Richie2k6/mathius/b-low/socalmike
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: what happened to dejordan?
rufuspaul
12-29-2008, 12:30 PM
Canadian jokes rank up there with the lamest of them all, why? Canadian don't take offense to them, yet we read about it constantly as if its a knock on us to be a citizen of one of the greatest countries in the world that uses the Americans for our pleasure.
Thank you for taking our garbage Michigan!
You pegged it man, it's the jealousy thing. We're just tired of you Canucks bullying us around.
v-unit
12-29-2008, 12:42 PM
You pegged it man, it's the jealousy thing. We're just tired of you Canucks bullying us around.
Clearly you got the wrong message as I didn't mention jealousy at all. The jokes are lame because they aren't harmful to Canadians, it's kind of like someone calling a good looking girl ugly, the good looking girl wouldn't fret about it.
lilmarcgasol
12-29-2008, 12:45 PM
Canadian jokes rank up there with the lamest of them all, why? Canadian don't take offense to them, yet we read about it constantly as if its a knock on us to be a citizen of one of the greatest countries in the world that uses the Americans for our pleasure.
Thank you for taking our garbage Michigan!
you dang dumpster child the only reason we havent nuked the crap out of canada yet and turned the survivors into our radioctive slaves is because you guys make damn good maple syrup, that is why Canada exists son, to supply Americans with maple syrup.
Skywalker
12-29-2008, 12:46 PM
typical US response to V-Unit:
"fawk you buddy I'm AMERICAN"
Big Deal
12-29-2008, 12:49 PM
you dang dumpster child the only reason we havent nuked the crap out of canada yet and turned the survivors into our radioctive slaves is because you guys make damn good maple syrup, that is why Canada exists son, to supply Americans with maple syrup.
And let me guess, you think all Canadians live in Igloos with no electricity and we get around with bobsleds?
You probably also think that all the RCMP are all still on horses(or polar bears)
Posterize246
12-29-2008, 12:53 PM
And let me guess, you think all Canadians live in Igloos with no electricity and we get around with bobsleds?
You probably also think that all the RCMP are all still on horses(or polar bears)
If you don't believe those things too, you obviously have never been to Canada.
Big Deal
12-29-2008, 01:01 PM
If you don't believe those things too, you obviously have never been to Canada.
Of course Ive never been to Canada, I live in New Atlantis
InspiredLebowski
12-29-2008, 01:04 PM
C'mon guys, I've been here almost a year, am I really still new?
Big Deal
12-29-2008, 01:07 PM
C'mon guys, I've been here almost a year, am I really still new?
I consider you new.
You joined around the same time as me and I consider myself new too.
mlh1981
12-29-2008, 01:07 PM
C'mon guys, I've been here almost a year, am I really still new?
No you aren't, but take it as a compliment, because there are very few memorable new people around here. I define "new" as someone who joined this year. Look for a pay raise an an increase in benefits in fiscal year 2009
InspiredLebowski
12-29-2008, 01:10 PM
No you aren't, but take it as a compliment, because there are very few memorable new people around here. I define "new" as someone who joined this year. Look for a pay raise an an increase in benefits in fiscal year 2009
I appreciate the recognition, but it's the ~6100 posts in 12 months that keeps me in the minds of the ISH brethren. And if I can expect a pay increase AND some benefits in these downtrodden times, especially in our midwest, I'm in pretty solid shape.
rufuspaul
12-29-2008, 01:12 PM
C'mon guys, I've been here almost a year, am I really still new?
6,000+ posts in a year is nothing short of remarkable. Your name should be InspiredGobbowski.
v-unit
12-29-2008, 01:13 PM
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/karlmarxx/indy-speilberg-lucas-raep.gif
Who's seen this episode?
SHEED_ gangsta
12-29-2008, 01:17 PM
Most Valuable Poster - anybody that's votes YI !!!!
Most Underrated Poster - does this really make any sense?
Smartest Poster - definetely not me
Least Valuable Poster - that Mathius prick
Best Fam- Raptors Pacers
Worst Fam- Celtics
Poster who most likely could run a franchise -
Biggest Post Whore - lilojmayo lil marc gasol lil ect
Most Improved Poster - agian wtf? :oldlol: I hope to god nobody on this site strides to "improve thier posting" (hurting)
International Poster of the Year- me
Poster With Coolest Avatar - Inspiredlebowski
Best New Poster -
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - Cartmanclone!!!
Thread of the Year(Main):I have no clue
Thread of the Year(OTC):damn so many to choose from the funniest was when everyone was debating animals you'd tap (if you had to)
Feud of the Year:
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum):KB24LAKERSCHAMPSBYNUMGASOL123
Fail of the Year: my "how do you find out who refs a game before the game thread"
Money Phrase of the Year:
Post of the Year:
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: Russian Rocket :oldlol:
All ISH 1st Team: anybody that has Sheed in there name or avy, J Bot Blasian, V Unit B-Low Playstetris?. whatever account Stephan Jackson posted on
All ISH 2nd Team: YI!!!!!
Unfortunate Developement of the Year:
InspiredLebowski
12-29-2008, 01:22 PM
6,000+ posts in a year is nothing short of remarkable. Your name should be InspiredGobbowski.
It's the IM like posts, such as this. And the constant inquisitiveness.
Big Deal
12-29-2008, 01:24 PM
:cry:
I has lots of posts too!
4999 isnt bad (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/member.php?u=20459)
big baller
12-29-2008, 01:36 PM
:cry:
I has lots of posts too!
4999 isnt bad (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/member.php?u=20459)
No, for being here for only 6 months, tht is a little too much lol.
rufuspaul
12-29-2008, 01:38 PM
Best Canadian Poster: V-unit
Reason there isn't a Best Canadian Poster award: Because Canada sucks large donkey testicles.
http://sfangels.com/images/South%20Park-%20Mothers%20Against%20Canada%20TShirts.jpg
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/canada-americas-hat-tshirt-1.jpg
http://randomedit.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/canadian-milk-bags1.jpg
http://www.peta2.com/Outthere/page/peaches_sealpsa.jpg
http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/07/Canada_Day.jpg
Why do I hate Canada so much? I'll tell you. I have seven reasons that will make whiny liberals quiver in their faux-fur lined boots.
Canada is cold.
Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.
But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.
The metric system. Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bull****. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.
Next thing you know they'll have metric months, metric dollar bills, and women will have metric breasts. Where will the madness end?
Canada gained independence from England in 1982. 1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday. We told those British popinjays to take a hike over 200 years before those lazy Canucks got around to it.
And guess who still has the queen on their currency? I'll give you a hint: Canada.
Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums. Imagine being coerced into paying for health care for undserving lazy scaramouches who sit on the street corner day after day, chugging down a 40oz Mickeys before noon.
Those cretins don't deserve a nickel, let alone expensive medical treatment paid for by wealthy, upstanding members of society.
Fact: If you're poor, it's entirely your damn fault -- and you deserve a short miserable life of pain and suffering.
They have oil. Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.
Don't make us go Iraq on your ass. We'll do it.
I'm serious.
They speak French. Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"
Well be that as it may, Canadians still write in French all over the damn place. Street signs, documents, businesses...
If I ever saw a coffee shop with a sign that said "ferme" in the window instead of "closed," I'd blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further.
Draft dodgers. And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?
You're damn right they go to that God-forsaken hellhole known as Canada. Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.
There you have it folks -- seven indesputible reasons Canada sucks. Of course, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. But if it's different than mine, it's wrong.
Posterize246
12-29-2008, 01:42 PM
:roll: :roll:
I would acutally prefer to live in Canada over the USA. I guess it's more like Europe.
Big Deal
12-29-2008, 01:45 PM
I dont know what to say to that post.
statman32
12-29-2008, 01:49 PM
Most Valuable Poster - GOBB IZ GOOD
Most Underrated Poster - Staman32
Smartest Poster - Statman32
Least Valuable Poster - Interminator
Best Fam- Lakers
Worst Fam- Knicks
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Statman32
Biggest Post Whore - Bballer
Most Improved Poster - Stroshow4
International Poster of the Year- Brantoli
Poster With Coolest Avatar - Statman32
Best New Poster - YOU ALL SUCK
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters -DONT CARE
Thread of the Year(Main): Dunk of the day
Thread of the Year(OTC): Fake Primetime vs Idiot Primetime
Feud of the Year: Interminator vs Common sense
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): bruinlove
Fail of the Year: lolojmayo
Money Phrase of the Year: BEACE
Post of the Year: ?
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: Fake PT
All ISH 1st Team: Statman32/Stroshow4/Posterize/Dasher/Skywalker
All ISH 2nd Team: Baseketball4life/DZW/Poorlilrich/Hawker/Hotsizzle
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: Any new poster that has joined
*Other Categories Can Be Suggested
CelticForce1349
12-29-2008, 01:50 PM
As for Gimmick Posters this year, does anyone remember "MyGoldFishDied" from the summer? That could be a very good candidate for most successful gimmick account.
As for most unfortunate development, I would say BULLS not being IP banned and morphing into Stiff#1.
JtotheIzzo
12-29-2008, 03:00 PM
Best Canadian Poster: V-unit
Reason there isn't a Best Canadian Poster award: Because Canada sucks large donkey testicles.
http://sfangels.com/images/South%20Park-%20Mothers%20Against%20Canada%20TShirts.jpg
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/canada-americas-hat-tshirt-1.jpg
http://randomedit.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/canadian-milk-bags1.jpg
http://www.peta2.com/Outthere/page/peaches_sealpsa.jpg
http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/07/Canada_Day.jpg
Why do I hate Canada so much? I'll tell you. I have seven reasons that will make whiny liberals quiver in their faux-fur lined boots.
Canada is cold.
Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.
But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.
The metric system. Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bull****. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.
Next thing you know they'll have metric months, metric dollar bills, and women will have metric breasts. Where will the madness end?
Canada gained independence from England in 1982. 1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday. We told those British popinjays to take a hike over 200 years before those lazy Canucks got around to it.
And guess who still has the queen on their currency? I'll give you a hint: Canada.
Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums. Imagine being coerced into paying for health care for undserving lazy scaramouches who sit on the street corner day after day, chugging down a 40oz Mickeys before noon.
Those cretins don't deserve a nickel, let alone expensive medical treatment paid for by wealthy, upstanding members of society.
Fact: If you're poor, it's entirely your damn fault -- and you deserve a short miserable life of pain and suffering.
They have oil. Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.
Don't make us go Iraq on your ass. We'll do it.
I'm serious.
They speak French. Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"
Well be that as it may, Canadians still write in French all over the damn place. Street signs, documents, businesses...
If I ever saw a coffee shop with a sign that said "ferme" in the window instead of "closed," I'd blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further.
Draft dodgers. And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?
You're damn right they go to that God-forsaken hellhole known as Canada. Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.
There you have it folks -- seven indesputible reasons Canada sucks. Of course, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. But if it's different than mine, it's wrong.
So you are from Charlotte...that is the South isn't it? The answer is yes. So there is a 3 in 7 chance that your parents are related, a 5 in 7 chance you will have sex with a relative, a 6 in 7 chance you are obese, and also a 6 in 7 chance you are borderline retarded.
Doesn't the South basically feed off handouts from the educated people of the Northeast and those 'flaky liberals' out west? You guys are an embarrassment to your own country (a country who will 'take your weak and your poor').
Imagine, just for a second, if the South actually successfully seceded from the rest of the Union in the Civil war (I know, I know what you are thinking...'the South being successful at anything?'...lol..). Imagine what an inbred, f*cked up place that would be. Imagine the confusion at every family reunion.
Go play your banjo.
Big Deal
12-29-2008, 03:06 PM
So you are from Charlotte...that is the South isn't it? The answer is yes. So there is a 3 in 7 chance that your parents are related, a 5 in 7 chance you will have sex with a relative, a 6 in 7 chance you are obese, and also a 6 in 7 chance you are borderline retarded.
Doesn't the South basically feed off handouts from the educated people of the Northeast and those 'flaky liberals' out west? You guys are an embarrassment to your own country (a country who will 'take your weak and your poor').
Imagine, just for a second, if the South actually successfully seceded from the rest of the Union in the Civil war (I know, I know what you are thinking...'the South being successful at anything?'...lol..). Imagine what an inbred, f*cked up place that would be. Imagine the confusion at every family reunion.
Go play your banjo.
:oldlol: :roll: :oldlol: :oldlol: :roll: :oldlol:
:bowdown:
rufuspaul
12-29-2008, 03:11 PM
So you are from Charlotte...that is the South isn't it? The answer is yes. So there is a 3 in 7 chance that your parents are related, a 5 in 7 chance you will have sex with a relative, a 6 in 7 chance you are obese, and also a 6 in 7 chance you are borderline retarded.
Doesn't the South basically feed off handouts from the educated people of the Northeast and those 'flaky liberals' out west? You guys are an embarrassment to your own country (a country who will 'take your weak and your poor').
Imagine, just for a second, if the South actually successfully seceded from the rest of the Union in the Civil war (I know, I know what you are thinking...'the South being successful at anything?'...lol..). Imagine what an inbred, f*cked up place that would be. Imagine the confusion at every family reunion.
Go play your banjo.
:lol Jizzo, you kill me! I actually didn't write that, just copied and pasted. I like to get the Canadians fired up every now and then cause some of them (not all) have a hard time laughing at themselves.
Anyway, we know that all the inbreeding occurs in West Virginia.
And I only wish I could play banjo.
JtotheIzzo
12-29-2008, 03:15 PM
:lol Jizzo, you kill me! I actually didn't write that, just copied and pasted. I like to get the Canadians fired up every now and then cause some of them (not all) have a hard time laughing at themselves.
Anyway, we know that all the inbreeding occurs in West Virginia.
And I only wish I could play banjo.
my cousins live in Willmington NC, NC is a nice place.
Jumpshot Virus
12-29-2008, 03:35 PM
So you are from Charlotte...that is the South isn't it? The answer is yes. So there is a 3 in 7 chance that your parents are related, a 5 in 7 chance you will have sex with a relative, a 6 in 7 chance you are obese, and also a 6 in 7 chance you are borderline retarded.
Doesn't the South basically feed off handouts from the educated people of the Northeast and those 'flaky liberals' out west? You guys are an embarrassment to your own country (a country who will 'take your weak and your poor').
Imagine, just for a second, if the South actually successfully seceded from the rest of the Union in the Civil war (I know, I know what you are thinking...'the South being successful at anything?'...lol..). Imagine what an inbred, f*cked up place that would be. Imagine the confusion at every family reunion.
Go play your banjo.
LOL - funny post. I'm from NC, and to be honest, it's nothing like your southern states such as AL, MS, AR, SC & GA excluding the ATL. In fact, NC is one of the fastest growing states and is considered a very modern place to live. If we could just get rid of the ignorant and trashy white rednecks, extremely fat and ghetto black folks and influx of Mexicans that now flood the entire state and not just the eastern side anymore.
:lol
v-unit
12-29-2008, 10:02 PM
The game is on whatever the smelly Canadian equivalent to ESPN2 is.
Not only is Drake an actor on a teeny bopper show, but he is also Canadian.
Good to see that Sam Mitchell was freed from that hell hole in Toronto
Canadians are not a race. They are just a very bland nationality
(Talking about Carter)
It is hard to give your all when your efforts are not being matched by the frontoffice AND fans. What a sad group of so-called fans.
lol @ how many times Dasher tries to anger Canadians. All we're telling you people is that it doesn't annoy us, you just further your stereotype that all americans are stupid.
To us you'll always be seen as the deepest part of North America's asshole; a place where we can send our garbage away for free, travel to for cheaper prices on products and services and abuse other systems of yours like using our health care to get the better doctors in places like Buffalo and New York. Not to mention that places like Seattle loses a basketball team and Toronto gets to keep theirs while slowly degrading the great sport that we created.
Best part? All you can do is say things like "You're just our hats!" "You speak French!" "Metric system is gay!" as if we give two shits about it :roll:
big baller
12-29-2008, 10:05 PM
Not even one mention? :cry:
NastaMaverick
12-29-2008, 10:09 PM
Damn...Im rackin up the MVP's.
Dasher
12-29-2008, 10:44 PM
For someone who is not bothered by my anti-Canada post you really put in some effort to find and list them. Your comments are also made irrelevant by your admission that your family's first choice was to come to the States, and you are trying to make up for the rejection from this great nation by being defensive and salty.
v-unit
12-29-2008, 11:10 PM
For someone who is not bothered by my anti-Canada post you really put in some effort to find and list them. Your comments are also made irrelevant by your admission that your family's first choice was to come to the States, and you are trying to make up for the rejection from this great nation by being defensive and salty.
For someone who is trying to take a shot at me for digging posts I find it ironic in the sense that you had to dig to find that information about me. It isn't a huge effort to find your posts about Canada as that has become your little gimmick these days and those posts are everywhere, so don't try pulling that card.
Point was you and others make those comments, they go unnoticed because no one cares, so you plow more and more posts about Canadians; it's just a waste is all that we're saying
Dasher
12-30-2008, 08:52 AM
For someone who is trying to take a shot at me for digging posts I find it ironic in the sense that you had to dig to find that information about me. It isn't a huge effort to find your posts about Canada as that has become your little gimmick these days and those posts are everywhere, so don't try pulling that card.
Point was you and others make those comments, they go unnoticed because no one cares, so you plow more and more posts about Canadians; it's just a waste is all that we're saying
It was a lucky guess. :oldlol: Quit overcompensating. You don't even want to be Canadian. If you really had a choice you would be living NYC, Florida, Cali, or The Chi. You are stuck in Canada, and I feel sorry you. I really do. I don't like to see anyone suffer for no reason. One day if you work hard enough you too can become an American citizen, and know what it feels like to live in a relevant country.
It was a lucky guess. :oldlol: Quit overcompensating. You don't even want to be Canadian. If you really had a choice you would be living NYC, Florida, Cali, or The Chi. You are stuck in Canada, and I feel sorry you. I really do. I don't like to see anyone suffer for no reason. One day if you work hard enough you too can become an American citizen, and know what it feels like to live in a relevant country.
Why are you going out of your way to bash Canada? You're trying to hard, it's not even relevant in this topic. Sorry.
Dasher
12-30-2008, 09:02 AM
Why are you going out of your way to bash Canada? You're trying to hard, it's not even relevant in this topic. Sorry.
The Raptors fans started threads bashing me personally. In the worst team fam category I nominated them because y'know I felt like it. All those Canada anti-quips come from a two day period after the Vince Carter thread I made after the alley oop game winner. The Canadian fans started threads with my handle in the titles and called me everything but the son of god.
And Drake's Canadian citizenship will be a obstacle to him being a success stateside. Cardinal Offishall has been trying to break for a decade, and Dizzie Rascal was looked at sideways because he is a Brit.
rufuspaul
12-30-2008, 09:10 AM
Best Canada Basher: Dasher
Best Canadian Apologist: V-unit
Cardinal Offishall has been trying to break for a decade, and Dizzie Rascal was looked at sideways because he is a Brit.
So....? :confusedshrug: That's a shortcoming of those people who look at where those artists are from, not of the artists... is it?
Dasher
12-30-2008, 09:25 AM
So....? :confusedshrug: That's a shortcoming of those people who look at where those artists are from, not of the artists... is it?
Not really. Fans rightly question their authenticity. Hip hop artists tend to give listeners a peek into their enviroment, and American hip hop fans have shown that they think that Canada and Britain are bland places. Fans have shown that they would rather hear about Kentucky than Toronto or Manchester.
Not really. Fans rightly question their authenticity. Hip hop artists tend to give listeners a peek into their enviroment, and American hip hop fans have shown that they think that Canada and Britain are bland places. Fans have shown that they would rather hear about Kentucky than Toronto or Manchester.
What's not authentic about Dizzy Razcal? He gives listeners a peek into his live.
Please come up with good examples instead of talking crap...? Great Brittain is a bland place (according to 'fans') and therefore Dizzee is not 'authentic'?:ohwell:
If there's anything to question it's how shortsighted these fans are. Probably the same kids who think the Netherlands is the cpaital of Germany.
Dasher
12-30-2008, 09:36 AM
What's not authentic about Dizzy Razcal? He gives listeners a peek into his live.
Please come up with good examples instead of talking crap...? Great Brittain is a bland place (according to 'fans') and therefore Dizzee is not 'authentic'?:ohwell:Grime was/is gimmicky BS. I am sorry. It is not music. I view it as trash, and yes Great Britain is bland and boring. Dizzie has been given prime real estate on 106 and Park and TRL and he was summarily dismissed by fans. He has had powerful cosigners. Bun B, E-40, and Lil Jon were boys in his corner and he could not get traction because Brits are often viewed as lame by the hip hop buying public. I know it hurts you as a Euro, but Europe is not often what springs to mind when people think exotic. Craig David and that 2-Step rubbish had a momentary place in the American sun because of Diddy, but once Diddy became bored and stopped putting his money behind it, the market for it vanished.
rufuspaul
12-30-2008, 09:42 AM
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Grime was/is gimmicky BS. I am sorry. It is not music.
Yes the same thing old ****s said about rock. Said about Rap. Said about house. You see what you did there?
I view it as trash, and yes Great Britain is bland and boring.
Ever been there? Agreed it's not the most exciting country but still has more to offer than the bland lives of most people who care so much about what images a rapper creates for them.
he could not get traction because Brits are often viewed as lame by the hip hop buying public.
In Europe Brittish hiphop artists sell pretty well. Also the kind of arrogance you talk about is the kind of attitude which got Dame Dash, Guru, De La Soul etc' their asses kicked in London, Paris, Colgona, Marseille etc. Dude's got worked over because they acted they were all that and really aren't regarded that special here. Just goes to show you it goes both ways, only Americans generally aren't aware of anything which happens outside of the US.
I know it hurts you as a Euro, but Europe is not often what springs to mind when people think exotic.
Why would it hurt me? If you want exotic you visit southern Europe, other than that? Not much 'exotic' here unless you're talking about all the exotic influences by immirgants here. What has this to do with the music scene? Is 50Cent exotic? What was going on in your head when you brought up 'exotic'? Explain please? Or was this another failed attempt to bash stuff you don't know anything about? Curious.
Craig David and that 2-Step rubbish had a momentary place in the American sun because of Diddy, but once Diddy became bored and stopped putting his money behind it, the market for it vanished.
Craig David actually did 3 or 4 2step songs and mostly did R&B after it. The 2step stuff was with Artfull Dodger, and don't give Diddy too much credit. 2Step died out here in Europe while US was still trying to hop on that wagon. It took 2 years maybe and it was dead. That was even before Diddy worked with Craig David. How does that even support any claim you though you had?
Basically you went from trying to bash Canada (and not actually knowing much about the Country) for no reason to trying to bash Europe (and again not knowing anything about it). Just proves my point.
Dasher
12-30-2008, 10:32 AM
Basically you went from trying to bash Canada (and not actually knowing much about the Country) for no reason to trying to bash Europe (and again not knowing anything about it). Just proves my point.
It seems that you went from minding your own business to dipping in mine for no reason. My Canada-bashing if you can really call it that seems to have struck a nerve with the thin-skinned Canadians, who have admitted to not wanting to be Canadian or to actually living in Michigan. I don't find European culture(s) particularly interesting. I tend to favor The Americas, The Caribbean, Asia, and Africa. It's just me. Whole continents are unimportant to me, well one continent plus Canada. Europe has always been meh to me. When your country becomes culturally important and gets veto power holla at me. There are cities in the US who dwarf your region's world musical accomplishments. Calling a country uninteresting is not bashing, it is just me stating my opinion. I found/find Toronto oppressively boring. Like clockwork the Canadian apologists and loot took umbrage. I sorry loot if I hurt your feelings.
http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/ecards/careconcern/SorryHurtFeelings.jpg
You didn't hurt my feelings at all, although it seems like you're aiming to. You're really far off though. And just remember if you're not interested in stuff don't speak on it like you know anything about it. Just some advice.
v-unit
12-30-2008, 10:38 AM
It seems that you went from minding your own business to dipping in mine for no reason. My Canada-bashing if you can really call it that seems to have struck a nerve with the thin-skinned Canadians, who have admitted to not wanting to be Canadian or to actually living in Michigan. I don't find European culture(s) particularly interesting. I tend to favor The Americas, The Caribbean, Asia, and Africa. It's just me. Whole continents are unimportant to me, well one continent plus Canada. Europe has always been meh to me. When your country becomes culturally important and gets veto power holla at me. There are cities in the US who dwarf your region's world musical accomplishments. Calling a country uninteresting is not bashing, it is just me stating my opinion.
:no: Lying isn't going to help your argument.
I found/find Toronto oppressively boring. Like clockwork the Canadian apologists and loot took umbrage. I sorry loot if I hurt your feelings.
I take it your not into music, fine arts, clubs, shopping, sight seeing? How unfortunate, I'm sure you could find better things to do in Asia than Toronto.
Dasher
12-30-2008, 10:43 AM
Toronto's nightlife and shopping does not compare to Miami, Atlanta, NYC, or Chicago. It is actually on the level of Memphis, and Memphis is midlevel when it comes to the nightlife. It does not compare to LA, New Orleans pre or post Katrina, or Kingston for that matter. It is boring because I have been to much better places. My passport has stamps from Guyana to Ghana literally, so a boring town like Toronto is gonna leave me non-plussed.
Edit:Even putting it on the level of Memphis is a disrespect to Memphis.
Also that bokes clown lives in Michigan.
rufuspaul
12-30-2008, 11:05 AM
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My God what has happened to this thread?
B-Low
12-30-2008, 01:10 PM
Damn this thread's turnin out like the Source awards...an award ceremony that ends up turnin into a fight involving a big black guy
JtotheIzzo
12-30-2008, 01:33 PM
Toronto's nightlife and shopping does not compare to Miami, Atlanta, NYC, or Chicago. It is actually on the level of Memphis, and Memphis is midlevel when it comes to the nightlife. It does not compare to LA, New Orleans pre or post Katrina, or Kingston for that matter. It is boring because I have been to much better places. My passport has stamps from Guyana to Ghana literally, so a boring town like Toronto is gonna leave me non-plussed.
Edit:Even putting it on the level of Memphis is a disrespect to Memphis.
Also that bokes clown lives in Michigan.
you are in the minority in your opinion, but thanks for sharing. Toronto is not as exciting as Montreal per say, but comparing it to third world tropical places like Guyana and Ghana is hardly fair. Anywhere that prostitutes and drugs are cheaply and readily available will always trump a first world city for fun.
While on the subject though. I have lived in NYC and LA so I know a thing or two about both those places.
LA, while being beautiful and having great weather is dreadfully boring. Because of TV people are lead to assume that the night life is so wild, crazy, fantastic etc...In reality, it is a segregated bunch of communities where a MF'r has to drive everywhere and spend half the night commuting, this negatively affects the party. I have much for love for SoCal, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to live there until I settle down. Logistical nightmare.
NYC, everyone's hard on, is full of uppity people telling you how great New York is. It's like Korea full of pretentious white people (I lived on Bleecker street so herein lies my perspective). I quickly grew tired of wannabe trendy white twenty somethings waxing philosophical about how great their f*cking city was and how everything there was superior to elsewhere. All the while these clowns huddled in their 400sq foot apartment or took an hour long subway ride just to make the parties. IF I have to hear anyone else tell me how f*cking awesome Lou Reed or Velvet Underground is I am going to sh*t myself.
Most North American cities are the same, and despite all the pride both Canadians and Americans possess, it is the most boring continent on Earth (by a country f*cking mile) if you like to party. Why do ou think everyone remembers college so fondly because that is it for most people.
Also you'd have more fun in Topeka Kansas than you would NYC if you were there with friends. Going to some city on your jack jones (solo) is never fun unless the city has a specific tourist nightlife area.
Now I am sure people from both Canada and the US will come in here and tell me how f*cking crazy their city is, but it really isn't. Travel a little, you'll see.
J_Rock3ts
12-30-2008, 01:51 PM
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Who's seen this episode?
Funny you post this, it was on TV last night. A bunch of my friends and I were baked while we watched it, it was ****ing creepy.
mlh1981
12-30-2008, 01:53 PM
Most North American cities are the same, and despite all the pride both Canadians and Americans possess, it is the most boring continent on Earth (by a country f*cking mile) if you like to party. Why do ou think everyone remembers college so fondly because that is it for most people.
What about places like Vegas and Miami Beach? I agree with what you are saying, but towns like these are pretty much specifically designed for people to go and and relive the "college party" at any point. I have been to Miami Beach, and it's amazing. For someone to ever be bored there, they would literally have to be the most boring human being on the planet (then again, visiting somewhere is much different than actually LIVING there)
big baller
12-30-2008, 02:02 PM
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lilmarcgasol
12-30-2008, 02:05 PM
I would acutally prefer to live in Canada over the USA. I guess it's more like Europe.
you moron canada isnt more like europe, canada, the entire country even toronto is more like the hickish sections of USA, such as Utah and Minnesota. Canada is just basically a big version of Minnesota.
you moron canada isnt more like europe, canada, the entire country even toronto is more like the hickish sections of USA, such as Utah and Minnesota. Canada is just basically a big version of Minnesota.
The Canadian mindstate is more like the mindstate in most European countries. And you of all people shouldn't call others 'moron'.
Dasher
12-30-2008, 02:27 PM
Video of The ISH Poster Awards 2K8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT_DHWJ43fw
Posterize246
12-30-2008, 02:29 PM
Video of The ISH Poster Awards 2K8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT_DHWJ43fw
saw this vid on the side
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6TN9bvOGq0&feature=related
:roll:
rufuspaul
12-30-2008, 02:31 PM
Video of The ISH Poster Awards 2K8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT_DHWJ43fw
:oldlol: I think that's tame compared to what would probably happen if we assembled together in a banquet hall.
B-Low
12-30-2008, 02:37 PM
:oldlol: I think that's tame compared to what would probably happen if we assembled together in a banquet hall.
if ISH got together and there was a brawl i can just imagine the rep whores like bballer runnin around in all the chaos goin "hey remember i hit that guy for you back there?", "i got your back, you got mine?", "that guy was about to hit you and i stopped him, ok? return the favor"
mlh1981
12-30-2008, 02:44 PM
:oldlol: I think that's tame compared to what would probably happen if we assembled together in a banquet hall.
Nah. People suddenly get less "tough" away from the safety and security of their computer monitors.
Jumpshot Virus
12-30-2008, 03:06 PM
you are in the minority in your opinion, but thanks for sharing. Toronto is not as exciting as Montreal per say, but comparing it to third world tropical places like Guyana and Ghana is hardly fair. Anywhere that prostitutes and drugs are cheaply and readily available will always trump a first world city for fun.
While on the subject though. I have lived in NYC and LA so I know a thing or two about both those places.
LA, while being beautiful and having great weather is dreadfully boring. Because of TV people are lead to assume that the night life is so wild, crazy, fantastic etc...In reality, it is a segregated bunch of communities where a MF'r has to drive everywhere and spend half the night commuting, this negatively affects the party. I have much for love for SoCal, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to live there until I settle down. Logistical nightmare.
NYC, everyone's hard on, is full of uppity people telling you how great New York is. It's like Korea full of pretentious white people (I lived on Bleecker street so herein lies my perspective). I quickly grew tired of wannabe trendy white twenty somethings waxing philosophical about how great their f*cking city was and how everything there was superior to elsewhere. All the while these clowns huddled in their 400sq foot apartment or took an hour long subway ride just to make the parties. IF I have to hear anyone else tell me how f*cking awesome Lou Reed or Velvet Underground is I am going to sh*t myself.
Most North American cities are the same, and despite all the pride both Canadians and Americans possess, it is the most boring continent on Earth (by a country f*cking mile) if you like to party. Why do ou think everyone remembers college so fondly because that is it for most people.
Also you'd have more fun in Topeka Kansas than you would NYC if you were there with friends. Going to some city on your jack jones (solo) is never fun unless the city has a specific tourist nightlife area.
Now I am sure people from both Canada and the US will come in here and tell me how f*cking crazy their city is, but it really isn't. Travel a little, you'll see.
Good post. Asia (southeast to be more specific) is where it's at.
:cheers:
Unless you're African American, then you'd only be wasting your time.
Even Europe is much more open minded and laid back than North America, and their "night life" exhibits that environment as well, making it > USA or Canada.
Jumpshot Virus
12-30-2008, 03:10 PM
What about places like Vegas and Miami Beach? I agree with what you are saying, but towns like these are pretty much specifically designed for people to go and and relive the "college party" at any point. I have been to Miami Beach, and it's amazing. For someone to ever be bored there, they would literally have to be the most boring human being on the planet (then again, visiting somewhere is much different than actually LIVING there)
As great as Vegas and Miami are (especially Vegas) they're still "political" cities of North America, and do not compare to cities such as Bangkok or Manila, Philippines. Trust me, I've been to all four.
rufuspaul
12-30-2008, 03:13 PM
Nah. People suddenly get less "tough" away from the safety and security of their computer monitors.
Yeah but the free booze might eventually lead to a skirmish.
JayGuevara
12-30-2008, 03:18 PM
Also the kind of arrogance you talk about is the kind of attitude which got Dame Dash, Guru, De La Soul etc' their asses kicked in London, Paris, Colgona, Marseille etc. Dude's got worked over because they acted they were all that and really aren't regarded that special here. Just goes to show you it goes both ways, only Americans generally aren't aware of anything which happens outside of the US.
And everyone gets their ass beat in Detroit if they step outta line. Ask Trick Daddy, who is generally regarded as a real niigga. I wouldn't even wanna picture any poor English cats in that situation. That is swervin lane to lane on the highway to the danger zone.
And, I've only been to the Windsor area of Canada, cuz it's right across the bridge and you can drink at 19 there, but it wasn't that much different than here. Well, obviously it's a lot different than Detroit, but like the surrounding suburbs were similar. Although the "hood" of Windsor was equivalent to like a lower/midlevel suburb, it did not instill any fear in my heart when I couldn't figure out where the hell I was goin. Although I used to like Canada a lot more when I was younger and the U.S. dollar was damn near 2 dollars Canadian. I think the exchange rate was like 58 cents on the dollar back then. Now I think the Canadian dollar is worth more or maybe even with ours?
Jumpshot Virus
12-30-2008, 03:29 PM
And everyone gets their ass beat in Detroit if they step outta line. Ask Trick Daddy, who is generally regarded as a real niigga. I wouldn't even wanna picture any poor English cats in that situation. That is swervin lane to lane on the highway to the danger zone.
And, I've only been to the Windsor area of Canada, cuz it's right across the bridge and you can drink at 19 there, but it wasn't that much different than here. Well, obviously it's a lot different than Detroit, but like the surrounding suburbs were similar. Although the "hood" of Windsor was equivalent to like a lower/midlevel suburb, it did not instill any fear in my heart when I couldn't figure out where the hell I was goin. Although I used to like Canada a lot more when I was younger and the U.S. dollar was damn near 2 dollars Canadian. I think the exchange rate was like 58 cents on the dollar back then. Now I think the Canadian dollar is worth more or maybe even with ours?
Truthfully speaking, you need to get out more. Take a Greyhound bus or something, see the country. I'm being very serious here. You'd be doing yourself a favor, and you'd thank me later. You can't live in that Detroit, MI bubble your entire life.
And everyone gets their ass beat in Detroit if they step outta line. Ask Trick Daddy, who is generally regarded as a real niigga. I wouldn't even wanna picture any poor English cats in that situation. That is swervin lane to lane on the highway to the danger zone.
Yup so I dont see where the idea of being 'thougher' comes from. You just need to lay back and stop behaving like a dumb mother****er, especially if you're not at home. I don't see why it would change if you're American (or British, African, French for that matter, although that rarely happens).
playtetris
12-30-2008, 09:35 PM
i'll just post a list of posters i particularly enjoy reading (i'll probably forget quite a few):
loot
dasher
jayguevara
izzo
blasian
hito
loj
j-money
ljj
rufuspaul
rbp
gobb
fallen soldiers:
cartmanclone
joey zaza
looten plunder
final.wrath
12-31-2008, 12:03 AM
i wanna thank everybody who voted me in I never though I would make it to this point. and no I'm not finished I'm gunna keep on sailin' the seven seas till moby dick swallows my ass.
for all the fans I wanna say thank you, you keep me going. the fanmail can be daunting and the women throwing themselves at you gets tiring by the third or fourth of the day but hell... its the price of fame and I paid it willingly.
thanks everybody I appreciate your love and support.
Lil B
12-31-2008, 02:46 AM
Most Valuable Poster -boozehound
Most Underrated Poster -cartmanclone
Smartest Poster -cartmanclone
Least Valuable Poster -stewen/gobb/phar
Best Fam-
Worst Fam-
Poster who most likely could run a franchise -
Biggest Post Whore -
Most Improved Poster -
International Poster of the Year-
Poster With Coolest Avatar -
Best New Poster -howardsblunt
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters -zilla
Thread of the Year(OTC):
Feud of the Year:GOBB/Cartmanclone
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum):
Fail of the Year:
Money Phrase of the Year:
Post of the Year:
Most Successful Gimmick Poster:
All ISH 1st Team:
All ISH 2nd Team:
Unfortunate Developement of the Year:
B-Low
12-31-2008, 02:52 AM
Seriously? :oldlol:
Lil B
12-31-2008, 03:05 AM
Seriously? :oldlol:
he's a great guy, and hasn't deserved his last 7 or so bannings
rufuspaul
12-31-2008, 09:25 AM
Don't tell me Cartmanclone has come back as Lil B
Day La Ghetto
12-31-2008, 10:30 AM
most worthless poster/posters that should be rid of society -rufuspul(your new but youre an idiot)ced,jefferson,hippos,konex,lebron23
and lilgaymayo, is this bozo really getting props in here??? whoevers doing that is dumber then him or is mentally retarded because this kid is there but hes not, hes not playing with a full deck, missing a few screws. hell say something to seem at best below average, mildy stupid like lebron23 and then its a mustache on mona lisa from there
and the most feminine/sensitive posters goes to last years weiners b low and mlh1900. grow a pair of balls boys, say something that offends me or something that tells me youre a male instead of a panzy. is this the disney channel forums or the basketballboard?
mlh1981
12-31-2008, 10:33 AM
and the most feminine/sensitive posters goes to last years weiners b low and mlh1900. grow a pair of balls boys, say something that offends me or something that tells me your a male instead of a panzy. is this the disney channel forums or the basketballboard?
The reason I usually don't say anything that offends you is because I usually try to ignore you and your ilk. You are like the unwanted house guest that sticks around for too long. or the zit that just won't pop. Give it up. Some people are just here to discuss NBA topics and other stuff. What are you here for, to "house" people?
rufuspaul
12-31-2008, 10:47 AM
most worthless poster/posters that should be rid of society -rufuspul(your new but youre an idiot)ced,jefferson,hippos,konex,lebron23
and lilgaymayo, is this bozo really getting props in here??? whoevers doing that is dumber then him or is mentally retarded because this kid is there but hes not, hes not playing with a full deck, missing a few screws. hell say something to seem at best below average, mildy stupid like lebron23 and then its a mustache on mona lisa from there
and the most feminine/sensitive posters goes to last years weiners b low and mlh1900. grow a pair of balls boys, say something that offends me or something that tells me youre a male instead of a panzy. is this the disney channel forums or the basketballboard?
Poster most in need of shock treatment: Day La Ghetto
Day La Ghetto
12-31-2008, 11:12 AM
The reason I usually don't say anything that offends you is because I usually try to ignore you and your ilk. You are like the unwanted house guest that sticks around for too long. or the zit that just won't pop. Give it up. Some people are just here to discuss NBA topics and other stuff. What are you here for, to "house" people?
im a zit because i called you out, be a man after 1 hours notice. ive never said house either except for my user tag that i dont have( just recently, kinda like your virginity)
i for the most part only post in nba forum but when i do post over here its just the same whiney pat on the back bs from guys like you and whoever else youre sleeping with at given time. im not the first person thats told you this so save the denial because youre fully exposed everytime you post as the women you are. "nobodys like you, im the nice mature guy(that everybody walks all over , ON A FRIKEN MESSAGE BOARD)!!" save ittt sister , literally,, housed hhaahhhhh
mlh1981
12-31-2008, 11:20 AM
im a zit because i called you out, be a man after 1 hours notice. ive never said house either except for my user tag that i dont have( just recently, kinda like your virginity)
i for the most part only post in nba forum but when i do post over here its just the same whiney pat on the back bs from guys like you and whoever else youre sleeping with at given time. im not the first person thats told you this so save the denial because youre fully exposed everytime you post as the women you are. "nobodys like you, im the nice mature guy(thats everybody walks all over , ON A FRIKEN MESSAGE BOARD)!!" save ittt sister , literally,, housed hhaahhhhh
First off, because of people like you, I stopped talking about my personal life on here. Not worth it. Too much immaturity. Welcome to 2008. Nowadays, I see a topic, offer an opinion, and respond to it. That's it. It has been a long time since I discussed anything going on in my life. It's mostly NFL/MLB, and Cleveland Cavaliers basketball. That's who I am on here.
Leave me alone, get lost. Your extremely annoying, and the majority of the boards would agree with me.
Jumpshot Virus
12-31-2008, 12:23 PM
Day La Garbage... "I'll house you"
http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/pat.gif
... ummk
B-Low
12-31-2008, 01:26 PM
and the most feminine/sensitive posters goes to last years weiners b low and mlh1900. grow a pair of balls boys, say something that offends me or something that tells me youre a male instead of a panzy. is this the disney channel forums or the basketballboard?
boy shut the f*ck up. Remember the last time you tried to get at me? Here's a reminder of what happened
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=58474
Yep you backed down with your d*ck tucked between your legs cuz me and everyone else started rippin on you. Careful what you wish for my Wegro friend
rufuspaul
12-31-2008, 01:53 PM
boy shut the f*ck up. Remember the last time you tried to get at me? Here's a reminder of what happened
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=58474
Yep you backed down with your d*ck tucked between your legs cuz me and everyone else started rippin on you. Careful what you wish for my Wegro friend
Wow. I've never seen anyone get shot down that badly in their own thread. Don't ever call me an idiot Gay La Ghetto, you are but an embarassing cumstain on the ISH sheets and it's laundry time.
B-Low
12-31-2008, 02:17 PM
Wow. I've never seen anyone get shot down that badly in their own thread. Don't ever call me an idiot Gay La Ghetto, you are but an embarassing cumstain on the ISH sheets and it's laundry time.
My favorite line from him in the thread
If i wanted a battle here i'd take it and run out of the field with it. Thats if I wanted one.
how you gonna start a thread callin someone out then say you weren't lookin for a battle. Reminds me of those old bad guys on Power Rangers that would talk $hit then smoke would rise up and they'd disappear
LebrickJames84'
12-31-2008, 03:21 PM
Most Valuable Poster - Jefferson Money ( hilarious)
Most Underrated Poster - Godfather, Picc84,GTS ( has a lot of knownledge)
Smartest Poster - Kebal Stall ( very smart)
Least Valuable Poster - KB42PAH ( annoying at best)
Best Fam- Lakers ( can't live with them)
Worst Fam- Lakers (can't live without them)
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Mississippi ( i like his Free player threads)
Biggest Post Whore - lilojmayo ( he defines internet whore, the dude said he was going to drop 50pts in one of his league games, he said he almost dunked from the ft line, he said he could post 10,000 in a month etc etc.)
Most Improved Poster - TmacsRockets
International Poster of the Year- IDK where anybody lives.
Poster With Coolest Avatar - ezstreel the dude with drose wearing glasses dude.
Best New Poster - lilojmayo( He is funny and he knows a lot of good information, even though he is a whore)
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - BULLS
Thread of the Year(Main): OJ Mayo: The Kobe Bryant Alternative and Stro4 Daily Poster Thread.
Thread of the Year(OTC): Yo Jabes!! Calling on Jabes, Post a Picture of Yourself 4, Izh Potaz you completely look down upon. (I was laughing out loud on both of them)
Feud of the Year: Gifted Mind vs Parade ( Wow good times)
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): Stiff #1, lilyi, KB42PAH
Fail of the Year: lilojmayo (lifting his shirt up picture, i thinking everybody was ROFL the first time they saw it and yes he failed big time)
Money Phrase of the Year: " His intelligence", " How does my Azz Taste", " No Homo" " Homer" ( those are the most used ones i think.)
Post of the Year: lilojmayo (lifting up his shirt picture)
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: Jefferson Money, lilojmayo ( we know that none of them are like that in real life, its just very entertaining to watch them do work.)
All ISH 1st Team: Jefferson Money, GOBB, Plowking, Godfather, GTS
All ISH 2nd Team: Primetime, Parade, Kebal Stall, lilojmayo, Mississippi
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: People are as much of a homer to Kobe/Wade/Bron im starting to see a trend were ppl are homers to a new waive of ppl like Mayo, Rose, pretty much unaccomplished players.
White Chocolate
12-31-2008, 08:45 PM
Most Valuable Poster - Jefferson Money
Most Underrated Poster - RainierBeach
Smartest Poster - MLH/RainierBeach
Least Valuable Poster - Cartmanclone
Best Fam- Knicks
Worst Fam- Lakers
Poster who most likely could run a franchise - Hawker
Biggest Post Whore - GOBB
Most Improved Poster - Mathius
International Poster of the Year- Jamal99
Poster With Coolest Avatar - Stroshow4
Best New Poster - lilojmayo
Fallen Soldiers / MIA Posters - BULLS
Thread of the Year(Main): The one with the players being pimps. It had Boris Diaw with a middle aged and young blonde
Thread of the Year(OTC): The ransom note :roll:
Feud of the Year: Don vs Don or something like that. It was about 2 gimmicks fighting. Catz knows what I'm talking about.
Thread Killer of the Year(Main Forum): Not sure
Fail of the Year: lilOJ lifting up his shirt and getting ROASTED.
Money Phrase of the Year: No homo
Post of the Year: lilOJ and his shirt
Most Successful Gimmick Poster: J$
All ISH 1st Team: J$, StroShow4, MLH, RainierBeach, B-Low
All ISH 2nd Team: Primetime, Catz, Mathius, sulstuvut(sp?), Hawker
Unfortunate Developement of the Year: Too many Kobe and LeBron homers
Day La Ghetto
01-01-2009, 12:47 AM
boy shut the f*ck up. Remember the last time you tried to get at me? Here's a reminder of what happened
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=58474
Yep you backed down with your d*ck tucked between your legs cuz me and everyone else started rippin on you. Careful what you wish for my Wegro friend
that was joke and I thought it was funny. it wasnt personal and just a reference to your username. in the now i think youre a pansy and you can take that as personally as you want on the internet. so the moral of this is you, mlh and a couple other guys are ladyboys, and more people have told you that in different ways then people have told me im anything here. your whole thing about telling me im anything is indifferent because you are what you are and saying what you think of me dosent change it
LebrickJames84'
01-01-2009, 03:31 AM
most worthless poster/posters that should be rid of society -rufuspul(your new but youre an idiot)ced,jefferson,hippos,konex,lebron23
and lilgaymayo, is this bozo really getting props in here??? whoevers doing that is dumber then him or is mentally retarded because this kid is there but hes not, hes not playing with a full deck, missing a few screws. hell say something to seem at best below average, mildy stupid like lebron23 and then its a mustache on mona lisa from there
and the most feminine/sensitive posters goes to last years weiners b low and mlh1900. grow a pair of balls boys, say something that offends me or something that tells me youre a male instead of a panzy. is this the disney channel forums or the basketballboard?
First lets start of with Jefferson Money, the dude is hilarious. The words he uses is really hard to do. Thez wayz hez doez hiz stuffz. We can all use a little intentional comedy each day and thats what Jefferson Money brings to the table. It is really hard to do.
On the other side we have lilojmayo, who is the king of unintentional comedy. Unlike jefferson money, liloj doesn't try to be funny when he post. That's what makes it funny. To quote liloj " I think we all sense intelligence in him." Yes, what he says sometimes is average at best, and yes maybe we do overrate him, but the dude is funny. How many people do you know that when they see a FAIL thread, say " YOU HAVE FAILED" out loud in a darth vader, low pitch voice. That's hilarious and it's unintentional, he just stated what he does.
Yes, most people with a brain know that Jefferson Money and lilojmayo are GIMMICKS. Meaning thats not how they act when they are with their peers or if your talking to them one-on-one. Or even on different forums. Maybe they are trying to be attention whores. liloj knows alot about OJ Mayo, yes maybe he is a lil bit of a oj mayo homer, but at least it is something new instead of it always being bron or kobe or mj homers. He probably can evaluate OJ's game better than probably anybody in the world can. It might sound crazy, but if you actually read his post on that thread, when he isn't being a complete homer he is actually dead on. An example was like 2 weeks before memphis had a 4 game winning streak going he predicted they were going to have that winning streak and stated why. That really impressed me.
For many people like myself we come on ISH just to see what Jefferson Money and lilojmayo have posted during the day. I swear that there is always at least one Jefferson Money or lilojmayo post that makes he lol like really lol. Keep up the good work, dont let this hater get you guys off your game.
mlh1981
01-01-2009, 02:06 PM
that was joke and I thought it was funny. it wasnt personal and just a reference to your username. in the now i think youre a pansy and you can take that as personally as you want on the internet. so the moral of this is you, mlh and a couple other guys are ladyboys, and more people have told you that in different ways then people have told me im anything here. your whole thing about telling me im anything is indifferent because you are what you are and saying what you think of me dosent change it
ladyboy? WTF? What grade are you in? I don't have a problem with anyone on here. I get along with 99.9 percent of the posters on here.
Until this thread, I don't even think I had talked to you in about a year on here. What do you do, follow me around. How f ucking creepy is that?
f*** off and die, b!tch
Richie2k6
01-01-2009, 02:17 PM
:eek:
big baller
01-01-2009, 02:34 PM
B-low in the thread tht ghetto got ownd:
Dont wink at me
tht thread had me laughing....and r those the real pics of the posters here?
B-Low
01-01-2009, 02:42 PM
yeah those are the real pics. FI made it from all the post your pic threads
Lil B
01-01-2009, 02:43 PM
yeah those are the real pics. FI made it from all the post your pic threads
update it..Im not on that bitckh
Posterize246
01-01-2009, 02:45 PM
yeah those are the real pics. FI made it from all the post your pic threads
lemme get in there :D
Lamar Doom
01-01-2009, 04:26 PM
oh god. another "if people remember my name i haven't wasted my time here" post. this board is the most self-concious praise seeking insecure place on the internet, and that is impressive.
p.s.- did anyone put me on any list? i'm terribly funny and valuable to the e-community.
p.s.s.- can't wait for the next "Most Awesome Poster" thread
p.m.s.- is something women deal with
v-unit
01-01-2009, 04:30 PM
:roll::roll::roll:
Nice unexpected finish.
playtetris
01-01-2009, 07:06 PM
p.s.- did anyone put me on any list? i'm terribly funny and valuable to the e-community.
****, i forgot to add you!
consider yourself mentioned, doom. [/sycophancy]
oh god. another "if people remember my name i haven't wasted my time here" post. this board is the most self-concious praise seeking insecure place on the internet, and that is impressive.
p.s.- did anyone put me on any list? i'm terribly funny and valuable to the e-community.
p.s.s.- can't wait for the next "Most Awesome Poster" thread
p.m.s.- is something women deal with
I dont like you because you have a cool job and sat courtside at the Lakers game. But you get a few pts for trying to protect your beer over worrying about Kobe being injured after leapage. :bowdown:
Day La Ghetto
01-02-2009, 04:00 AM
ladyboy? WTF? What grade are you in? I don't have a problem with anyone on here. I get along with 99.9 percent of the posters on here.
Until this thread, I don't even think I had talked to you in about a year on here. What do you do, follow me around. How f ucking creepy is that?
f*** off and die, b!tch
you say you never read my posts but the first time i mention your name you take notice :violin:
rufuspaul
01-02-2009, 10:34 AM
For many people like myself we come on ISH just to see what Jefferson Money and lilojmayo have posted during the day. I swear that there is always at least one Jefferson Money or lilojmayo post that makes he lol like really lol. Keep up the good work, dont let this hater get you guys off your game.
Some of the best posts, from J$ especially, come after a dimwitted loser like Gay La Ghetto try to call them out.
Some of the best posts, from J$ especially, come after a dimwitted loser like Gay La Ghetto try to call them out.
Why do you continue to fellate Jeffersons ego rufus?
Aren't you happy that he's praising you?
Wait a minute, I thought I was Joshua?
rufuspaul
01-02-2009, 11:15 AM
Why do you continue to fellate Jeffersons ego rufus?
:roll: I don't think his ego needs any help from me. I just like good entertainment value for my ISH buck. And your gimmick aint too shabby either.
Joshua Jackson? Doubt it, J$. If you were Joshua Jackson, you wouldn't have the time for your persona.
Acording to you I am LoJ.
http://insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109861&page=4
Starts there and keeps going for about 3 pages.
As for you Rufus, I got no beef with you, none that I an think of right now. But all this nut-hugging of J$? You don't need that man! You are young, capable, fit and able!
rufuspaul
01-02-2009, 11:49 AM
Acording to you I am LoJ.
http://insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109861&page=4
Starts there and keeps going for about 3 pages.
As for you Rufus, I got no beef with you, none that I an think of right now. But all this nut-hugging of J$? You don't need that man! You are young, capable, fit and able!
Don't know about that. I just think the board is more interesting with him on it. Even if he, you, LOJ, lilojmayo are all the same person.
Don't know about that. I just think the board is more interesting with him on it. Even if he, you, LOJ, lilojmayo are all the same person.
That's quite a repertoir, thank you. But I don't think that it's humanly possible to be able to maintain as many personas as that though.
rufuspaul
01-02-2009, 12:00 PM
That's quite a repertoir, thank you. But I don't think that it's humanly possible to be able to maintain as many personas as that though.
You're right, that would be tough. I envision a team of gimmicksters working together.
http://images.pcworld.com/downloads/graphics/screenshots/23896f.jpg
boozehound
01-02-2009, 12:11 PM
I think Grammar Police Poster Award should be a new category.
I am not sure who should win this but, man, people on ISH are picky about grammar!
:D
mlh1981
01-02-2009, 03:16 PM
you say you never read my posts but the first time i mention your name you take notice :violin:
Yeah well, on this account I haven't been reading your posts, but on my other accounts, I have been. Click on the link to see who else I am on ISH:
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=50
You do know that I am a gimmick right?
No, I don't really know anything about you. You're an eastern european badboy living in New York who dropped out of college and is knoking down life obstales like it's nothing. That's about the lot.
Posterize246
05-04-2010, 11:45 PM
The Raptors fans started threads bashing me personally. In the worst team fam category I nominated them because y'know I felt like it. All those Canada anti-quips come from a two day period after the Vince Carter thread I made after the alley oop game winner. The Canadian fans started threads with my handle in the titles and called me everything but the son of god.
And Drake's Canadian citizenship will be a obstacle to him being a success stateside. Cardinal Offishall has been trying to break for a decade, and Dizzie Rascal was looked at sideways because he is a Brit.
Dash Mane's undeniable hatred of Canada is just too good :oldlol: He ended up dead wrong on that Drake comment though.
Still can't believe I got a vote for international poster of the year.
InspiredLebowski
05-05-2010, 12:00 AM
When old threads get bumped I'm always afraid it's full of me saying a bunch of dumb drunken shit. This one's not too bad. I'm not sure what still being here says about me though.
I would say lets do a current one.. but I dont think so.. since Jeff still has the Members List disabled. New server but no Members List.. I makes no sense.
rufuspaul
05-05-2010, 10:36 AM
Best Canadian Poster: V-unit
Reason there isn't a Best Canadian Poster award: Because Canada sucks large donkey testicles.
http://sfangels.com/images/South%20Park-%20Mothers%20Against%20Canada%20TShirts.jpg
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/canada-americas-hat-tshirt-1.jpg
http://randomedit.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/canadian-milk-bags1.jpg
http://www.peta2.com/Outthere/page/peaches_sealpsa.jpg
http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/07/Canada_Day.jpg
Why do I hate Canada so much? I'll tell you. I have seven reasons that will make whiny liberals quiver in their faux-fur lined boots.
Canada is cold.
Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.
But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.
The metric system. Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bull****. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.
Next thing you know they'll have metric months, metric dollar bills, and women will have metric breasts. Where will the madness end?
Canada gained independence from England in 1982. 1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday. We told those British popinjays to take a hike over 200 years before those lazy Canucks got around to it.
And guess who still has the queen on their currency? I'll give you a hint: Canada.
Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums. Imagine being coerced into paying for health care for undserving lazy scaramouches who sit on the street corner day after day, chugging down a 40oz Mickeys before noon.
Those cretins don't deserve a nickel, let alone expensive medical treatment paid for by wealthy, upstanding members of society.
Fact: If you're poor, it's entirely your damn fault -- and you deserve a short miserable life of pain and suffering.
They have oil. Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.
Don't make us go Iraq on your ass. We'll do it.
I'm serious.
They speak French. Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"
Well be that as it may, Canadians still write in French all over the damn place. Street signs, documents, businesses...
If I ever saw a coffee shop with a sign that said "ferme" in the window instead of "closed," I'd blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further.
Draft dodgers. And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?
You're damn right they go to that God-forsaken hellhole known as Canada. Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.There you have it folks -- seven indesputible reasons Canada sucks. Of course, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. But if it's different than mine, it's wrong.
My God, did I really post that? :lol
Black Joker
05-05-2010, 10:52 AM
My God, did I really post that? :lol
wow Rufus... just wow:lol
mlh1981
05-05-2010, 10:52 AM
ladyboy? WTF? What grade are you in? I don't have a problem with anyone on here. I get along with 99.9 percent of the posters on here.
Until this thread, I don't even think I had talked to you in about a year on here. What do you do, follow me around. How f ucking creepy is that?
f*** off and die, b!tch
Wow. It's not really all that serious.......
phoenix18
05-05-2010, 12:22 PM
Wow. It's not really all that serious.......
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Dasher
05-05-2010, 12:40 PM
Fu*k Canada!
dough
05-05-2010, 12:54 PM
Yes the same thing old ****s said about rock. Said about Rap. Said about house. You see what you did there?
Ever been there? Agreed it's not the most exciting country but still has more to offer than the bland lives of most people who care so much about what images a rapper creates for them.
In Europe Brittish hiphop artists sell pretty well. Also the kind of arrogance you talk about is the kind of attitude which got Dame Dash, Guru, De La Soul etc' their asses kicked in London, Paris, Colgona, Marseille etc. Dude's got worked over because they acted they were all that and really aren't regarded that special here. Just goes to show you it goes both ways, only Americans generally aren't aware of anything which happens outside of the US.
Why would it hurt me? If you want exotic you visit southern Europe, other than that? Not much 'exotic' here unless you're talking about all the exotic influences by immirgants here. What has this to do with the music scene? Is 50Cent exotic? What was going on in your head when you brought up 'exotic'? Explain please? Or was this another failed attempt to bash stuff you don't know anything about? Curious.
Craig David actually did 3 or 4 2step songs and mostly did R&B after it. The 2step stuff was with Artfull Dodger, and don't give Diddy too much credit. 2Step died out here in Europe while US was still trying to hop on that wagon. It took 2 years maybe and it was dead. That was even before Diddy worked with Craig David. How does that even support any claim you though you had?
This was a ****ing great post. Didnt even remember Dasher being such a short-sighted guy.
RainierBeachPoet
05-06-2010, 01:25 AM
ahhh, the good ol days....
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