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catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 01:32 AM
Went to High School with this girl... Trying to see what the general consensus of how hot she is would be. I'd give her a solid 9, but that's just because I don't have a problem with hos and their ho looks. Anyways, apparently she models now, or that's what it says on her MySpace. what do you guys think?

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5576/l54b97b0138203ffa58de05ix7.jpg

Styles p
01-13-2009, 01:33 AM
6.75

Brujesino
01-13-2009, 01:33 AM
big boobs but everything is gross i give her a 2

enayes
01-13-2009, 01:34 AM
ughh, everyone on this board would bang but she is trashyyy

4/10

bigkingsfan
01-13-2009, 01:34 AM
Even photoshop can't help her much. 4

AirGauge23
01-13-2009, 01:34 AM
Between 8 and 9.

I like the thick look.

Lebron23
01-13-2009, 01:35 AM
Nice Rack

8/10

K.Koscik
01-13-2009, 01:35 AM
Strong e-standards in this thread.

I'd give it a 7.5ish. Not a nine, definetely not on that level, but no way in hell a 2, 4, or anything like that.

L.Kizzle
01-13-2009, 01:36 AM
Why she gotta be a ho? Anyways, I'd knock but right around a 5.

dware94
01-13-2009, 01:39 AM
she looks really trashy man:oldlol:
however id hit it - im gunna say 5 or 6

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 01:40 AM
Why she gotta be a ho? Anyways, I'd knock but right around a 5.
She was a ho... Fo sho...

AirGauge23
01-13-2009, 01:40 AM
More pics?

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 01:41 AM
She was a ho... Fo sho...
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2462/lbe5c41d4f2ba283bc4e80cpo8.jpg

This pic is hot...

AirGauge23
01-13-2009, 01:41 AM
She was a ho... Fo sho...

Did you hit it?

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 01:42 AM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9558/lb7821767e3f6107c3f4e3dtj1.jpg

So is this one...

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 01:43 AM
Did you hit it?
Unfortunately, no...

Eldrunko247
01-13-2009, 01:43 AM
i'd hit it..5

AirGauge23
01-13-2009, 01:44 AM
She looks like a stripper.

I'd marry her.

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 01:45 AM
I want to see her in porn, it just HAS to be her future. It wouldn't be fair if she wasn't.

Unfortunately, it says on her MySpace that she's joining the Army... So...

dware94
01-13-2009, 01:47 AM
I want to see her in porn, it just HAS to be her future. It wouldn't be fair if she wasn't.

Unfortunately, it says on her MySpace that she's joining the Army... So...

wuts she gunna do in the army? give blowjobs?:oldlol: :confusedshrug:

gts
01-13-2009, 01:47 AM
She looks like a stripper.

I'd marry her.lol....this cracked me up

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 01:49 AM
wuts she gunna do in the army? give blowjobs?:oldlol: :confusedshrug:
That's what I'M saying! :oldlol:

+1

L.Kizzle
01-13-2009, 01:50 AM
wuts she gunna do in the army? give blowjobs?:oldlol: :confusedshrug:
Guys will be standing at attention.

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 01:50 AM
Guys will be standing at attention.
:roll::roll:

You guys are on fire.

barne100
01-13-2009, 01:52 AM
can someone explain to me how someone grows into a certain trashy look? i mean you could have 10 people standing in a line wearing the same thing with the same haircut and everything but yet somehow you can easily pick out who's trash and who isn't..

AirGauge23
01-13-2009, 01:53 AM
Someone get Bangbros on the phone.

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 01:54 AM
can someone explain to me how someone grows into a certain trashy look? i mean you could have 10 people standing in a line wearing the same thing with the same haircut and everything but yet somehow you can easily pick out who's trash and who isn't..
I know, it's crazy. It's her lips. And mostly, it's the look in her eyes... Like she's DTF any time, any where...

L.Kizzle
01-13-2009, 01:55 AM
:roll::roll:

You guys are on fire.
You think she'll do any missionary work over there?

Posterize246
01-13-2009, 01:56 AM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9558/lb7821767e3f6107c3f4e3dtj1.jpg

So is this one...
Haven't seen that style in a while. Kelly Bundy-like.

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 01:56 AM
You think she'll do any missionary work over there?
:oldlol:

You have earned the choice. Another pic?

TakitoEspanoza
01-13-2009, 02:00 AM
5, she is ugly in the face, no offense.

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 02:01 AM
5, she is ugly in the face, no offense.
No offense taken. Only attended school with her. I think she's not even 20 yet.

Jumpshot Virus
01-13-2009, 02:01 AM
Her **** are real... thumbs up there... but for me... a little too much meat... not much into blondes... and yes I'm sorry but you can see it in her eyes... she's the trailer park hailing type... probably a good phuck... decent head... probably takes it up the caboose too... choo choo!

I give her 7 on a good day... 8.5 if I'm drunk... and perhaps a 10 if I was Mathis because when it comes to that guy, ain't no girls gonna phuck a dude who signs all his posts "Mathis" ... can't get the poo-nanni that way.

:lol

Jumpshot Virus
01-13-2009, 02:04 AM
FYI catz... the 2nd pic does her justice... her face anyway... that first pic...

:no:

miller-time
01-13-2009, 02:08 AM
she would be hot if i was drunk and in a club, but here in broad daylight with my internet standards, i'd admit to wanting to bang her but i'd only rate her a 5 because she looks like a tramp.

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 02:15 AM
Her face isn't too bad, guys...

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/7532/lfa7ebc232a92026234da6dfk8.jpg

L.Kizzle
01-13-2009, 02:19 AM
Her face isn't too bad, guys...

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/7532/lfa7ebc232a92026234da6dfk8.jpg
Not too bad, it's worse actually. But like I said, I'd still knock.
:cheers:

starface
01-13-2009, 02:20 AM
ain't no girls gonna phuck a dude who signs all his posts "Mathis"

you realize you wrote this on the internet, right?


To Whom It May Concern:

Dear Inside|Hoops,

In this moment of distress, I'm writing you this imprudent letter. A few things need to be addressed, and I will get my point across at any cost. Today in the |OTC|, everyone's beloved playground was inches away from all hell breaking lose. I'm starting to believe like Street Fighter, this Inside|Hoops thing is serious business. What I once adored as my favorite "hangout spot" to kick back and have a few laughs to get me through the day, has slowly evolved into a dark, grimy and malevolence battlefield.

Posting at night scares me. It can get wicked quick, and an impious Mega |i-LL| LOJ posting in the eerie hours of the AM is just, bad. Lately, more and more posters have been testing me, e-flexing in my direction. I'm talking about regulars I'm usually cool with, suddenly coming off as sour. At first, it seems like harmless jousting, but then I notice the insults just keep coming. Dumbfounded at times, I still just went with the flow and continued to do my thing.

My personality has somewhat changed lately. At times, I think I'm going crazy. I could be a potential mental case. Missing a few screws, no doubt. I often find myself sitting alone in the dark on my basement floor, 3:33 AM playing with GI Joe dolls. You should read some of my posts, the ones from night in particular. I scare myself sometimes. My girl has been locking herself in the bathroom at times, claims I'm losing touch with reality. Maybe I am? Am I losing it? Would that explain my out-of-control posting here from time to time? Would that explain the sick and twisted fetish I have for creating cutting edge gimmicks?

Well, I have some news for you ISH. YOU ****ING MADE ME THIS WAY. It's my role to push your buttons, and get under your skin, remember? You trying to return the favor doesn't work. Well, it sometimes does, and when you get lucky and push the wrong button I can snap. Today, a gang of chumps tried to run a train on my dearest Flo. She got raped, and then the mods actually ban her! WTF mang? Three little boys rape my girl like that, and you turn an eye on them and tell my ho to STFU, perma-banned.

This brings me to the most important point in this letter. Read carefully folks. THE GIMMICKS WILL NEVER DIE. Never. In fact, we'll only get stronger because of this. All you did today was bring a knife to a gun fight. The army of the gimmicks will commence soon. You can't stop it. You can't slow it down. Get ready for war. Like the war on drugs, the war on gimmicks will be ineffective, vain even.

You couldn't just sit back and e-preciate the genius at work. I've blessed this board in so many ways over the years. Back in the day, yeah, I was on that "regular" poster shit. That was then, this is now. Legend of Josh is on that next plateau tip. Above your heads, not begging for attention. I'm just ultramodern, truly ahead of my time. It's natural for us humans to be skeptical, even angry and defensive to ward off things we do not understand or relate with.

Jeff / Steve - why did you lift my ban? Why go through the trouble of writing out a paragraph e-threat only to turn right back and unground me? Doesn't make any sense. Flo didn't deserve the perma-ban though. That was just wrong. I'm getting a bit tired of your foul language in the bans too. Not very professional of you now is it?

I'm going to take a break anyway. I need it. You as a board need it. No more gimmicks for awhile either. I will return, and when I do... the army will be with me. When you see me coming, clear a path mutha****as, clear a path.

Yours truly,

The Mega |i-LL| tyrant among tyrants, Legend of Josh

KeylessEntry
01-13-2009, 02:22 AM
5/10 definitely not my type of woman but she earns 5 points for insanely huge ****

B-Low
01-13-2009, 02:25 AM
6/10 if i'm sober
7/10 if i'm horny
9/10 if i'm drunk
10/10 if i'm in prison

JayGuevara
01-13-2009, 02:29 AM
She does have a certain trashy look to her. It's just something about her that looks like she may have resided in a trailer park at one point in time. :confusedshrug:

Regardless, I would smash. She could be a quality bench player on my roster. Possibly in the running for 6th skank of the year. More than likely only a starter in case of emergency though.

mrpuente
01-13-2009, 02:32 AM
anytime anyday so thats like a 8 almost 9

Lakers13
01-13-2009, 02:37 AM
a 5 or a 6.

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 02:37 AM
The people posting 5s, i honestly wanna see what you've been smashing lately...

Kumo
01-13-2009, 02:38 AM
8 or 9, are you kidding?

Not a good face, short-chubby arms, nothing really going in the face department, no muscle definition at all.

Solid 6... even with photoshop and studio she doesn't look good. And okay boobs... but I'd rather have some a little smaller and more perky. Hers look like they're 'bout to drop out of whatever shes wearing.

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 02:55 AM
Couple more pics...

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/1658/l4d1f43ea797645c7a0fb3avm2.jpg

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4480/la2a07c5e2af5472e9c5264do8.jpg

TakitoEspanoza
01-13-2009, 03:03 AM
she looks alot better with dark hair

AirGauge23
01-13-2009, 03:05 AM
8 or 9, are you kidding?no muscle definition at all.

She might be more up your alley.

http://www.michelemaroldo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/michele_2.jpg

TakitoEspanoza
01-13-2009, 03:06 AM
She might be more up your alley.

http://www.michelemaroldo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/michele_2.jpg

:roll:

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 03:07 AM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9156/l76071948893fa2f8766b7bfb8.jpg

Best pic yet.

TakitoEspanoza
01-13-2009, 03:09 AM
blonde hair doesnt look good on her and her boobs look like major saggers.

B-Low
01-13-2009, 03:10 AM
Nah the dark haired ones are definitely better. She's at least 2-3 points higher with dark hair IMO

White Chocolate
01-13-2009, 03:18 AM
If you're counting her rack, she's probably around a 7-7.5. Take away her D cup t!ts, she's slightly above average. Maybe it's me, but I'm just not digging her when you look past her chest.

Brujesino
01-13-2009, 04:26 AM
ya the dark hair definetly makes her look better i raise my number from 2 to a decent 5 maybe 6

baseketball4life
01-13-2009, 05:56 AM
shes a 8

JtotheIzzo
01-13-2009, 06:07 AM
Went to High School with this girl... Trying to see what the general consensus of how hot she is would be. I'd give her a solid 9, but that's just because I don't have a problem with hos and their ho looks. Anyways, apparently she models now, or that's what it says on her MySpace. what do you guys think?

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5576/l54b97b0138203ffa58de05ix7.jpg

I'd give her a 5.7


on the Richter Scale when she walks. that ho is fat. and has gross hair and an ugly face.

Jumpshot Virus
01-13-2009, 07:59 AM
Now that I'm at work and awake / sober... she's a 5 at best...


:oldlol:

Jumpshot Virus
01-13-2009, 08:06 AM
you realize you wrote this on the internet, right?

The only thing I get from you rehashing this post in particular over and over ... and over again ... is that you adore the mental (be it mega |i-LL| like or not) that is Legend of Josh.

You should write a poem about my nutz, I'm sure you'd have endless inspiration.

You don't get what I write, or you find it disturbing, HELLO YOU DUMB PHUCK!

:hammerhead:

No one will disagree with you, and neither will I. Yes, I'm megally |i-LL| phucked up in the dome-piece type of mofo. You wish you could be an i-LL as I, but that's your make believe world. Go away... I had to go to work early today and here I am 7:06 AM EST replying to your "can't get off LOJ's Jock" replies.

Enough already... ummmk?

Day La Ghetto
01-13-2009, 08:21 AM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9156/l76071948893fa2f8766b7bfb8.jpg

Best pic yet.

she does look the best right here, but judging on model pics and myspace shot pics isnt easy because she might look different in real shots. shes like a 4 or 5 to me

shes got butterfingers to on the 2nd or 3rd pic and she must model for herself or out of her freetime because nobodys signing her unless these are stills from a porn or something

01-13-2009, 08:28 AM
Absolutely hideous, like 3.
Her face is disgusting, and her body is gross.

01-13-2009, 08:28 AM
Couple more pics...

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/1658/l4d1f43ea797645c7a0fb3avm2.jpg

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4480/la2a07c5e2af5472e9c5264do8.jpg

I'd give her a 7 in these pics, maybe an 8.
The first one was a terrible pic of her I guess.

dnyk1337
01-13-2009, 09:46 AM
I'll rate her face a 6/10, her boobs 9/10, her stomach a 5/10. Unfortunately, I can't rate her pvssy and legs because you have no pics of them posted. Maybe if she becomes a porn star I'll make a final rating.

Would I hit? Yes. I'm sure many guys here have hit much worse. Denial is not your friend.

rufuspaul
01-13-2009, 10:30 AM
She needs to drop about 15lbs. I'd hate to see what those boobs will look like in 10 yrs., major sagage potential. She's the kind of chick you lust after in a bar when you're drunk, take home and have a great time with, wake up in the morning and say "What the phuck was I thinking? How do I get rid of this skank ho now?"

danumber88
01-13-2009, 11:00 AM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9156/l76071948893fa2f8766b7bfb8.jpg

Best pic yet.

Those tits are heavy.

Rasheed1
01-13-2009, 11:05 AM
If I was out and I met her somewhere, I'd take her home and work her out... see what she can do... she looks alright..

lilmarcgasol
01-13-2009, 12:50 PM
she a 5, even with all that goddamn professionally dumb makeup and photo shop they cant make her face look half way decent lol

only in indiana would that ho get a modeling contract. yeah if i was wasted and in a club and she started grinding me I wouldnt object lol and if i was single and wasted i'd probably hit but id never go after this trailer rat sober.

boozehound
01-13-2009, 12:56 PM
I agree with the kizzle for shizzle. her face is rather unattractive (plus she got *****face) and all that clown makeup doesnt help. get a real makeup artist. Shes got bit ******s but a little soft around the middle. Could go up to about a 6-7 with a great ass or down to a 3-4 with a flat ass. Really, her face turned me off from the get go. show a pic of her smiling please.


Is she a local or adult model?

Alonzo Magic
01-13-2009, 01:13 PM
Strong butter face on this one. I'd hit, I'm on a bit of a cold streak right now so...

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/1658/l4d1f43ea797645c7a0fb3avm2.jpg

She's a solid 8 here.

Rasheed1
01-13-2009, 01:18 PM
I'd hit, I'm on a bit of a cold streak right now so...

:oldlol:

Alonzo Magic
01-13-2009, 01:20 PM
:oldlol:

:confusedshrug:

EastBayFuNk510
01-13-2009, 01:22 PM
Those tits are heavy.


I give her a 6 just because of the Breasteses...other than that she is average..but Id hit Drunk High or sober...

ukplayer4
01-13-2009, 01:28 PM
oooh now that is my kind of girl, i absoloutly love her look, total trash and filth, thats is exactly what i look for, her face screams 'i swallow and take it in the ass" on that front she gets a 9.5 from me for looking so slutty, im loving the big rack but, they look saggy, i hate saggy, i much prefer fake tities to real such is my distaste for the gravitational pull on breasts. body wise she is overweight i like a nice tight toned physic but with large breasts- almost impossible naturely.
however even with those criticisms i still have to give her an 8 on the scale for normal girls(pornstars and strippers are subject to greater scrutiny and therefore get a tougher scoring systemfrom me) the 8 is given by virtue of just how dirty she looks.

nice find

lilmarcgasol
01-13-2009, 01:29 PM
oooh now that is my kind of girl, i absoloutly love her look, total trash and filth, thats is exactly what i look for, her face screams 'i swallow and take it in the ass" on that front she gets a 9.5 from me for looking so slutty, im loving the big rack but, they look saggy, i hate saggy, i much prefer fake tities to real such is my distaste for the gravitational pull on breasts. body wise she is overweight i like a nice tight toned physic but with large breasts- almost impossible naturely.
however even with those criticisms i still have to give her an 8 on the scale for normal girls(pornstars and strippers are subject to greater scrutiny and therefore get a tougher scoring systemfrom me) the 8 is given by virtue of just how dirty she looks.

nice find
I live in England right now so I understand this guy. In England because the average english girl is hideous, if this girl was over in England she'd be a 10 compared to English girls.

ukplayer4
01-13-2009, 01:35 PM
she actually looks alot like one of my favorite porn stars- shannon kelly.

ukplayer4
01-13-2009, 01:38 PM
I live in England right now so I understand this guy. In England because the average english girl is hideous, if this girl was over in England she'd be a 10 compared to English girls.




lol, yeah what you are saying is true, there are alot of over weight girls that dont care about their looks anywhere near as much as in the states as far as i can tell, and that is weak but id still have the same tastes in filthy looking ho's.

Alonzo Magic
01-13-2009, 01:40 PM
I've noticed English lads do enjoy the "Bigger" girls, real **** and arse men.

Oh and when I said I was on a cold run I didn't mean that was sole reason of banging her. I'd f*ck here even if I came back from back to back night with Jessica Biel. I've rooted too many "meh" girls to raise my standards. Being Horny AND drunk isn't a good mixture for me. :ohwell:

EDIT: Are you serious? You can't say T*ts on this forum?

lilmarcgasol
01-13-2009, 01:43 PM
lol, yeah what you are saying is true, there are alot of over weight girls that dont care about their looks anywhere near as much as in the states as far as i can tell, and that is weak but id still have the same tastes in filthy looking ho's.
yeh even tho i rank her a 5 i'd still bang if i was single and she came on to me for sure, he bodies pretty nice, just after the banging i wouldnt want her to stick around or see her again, just get that tramp out of my house! Id be like but she must be pretty freaky if shes posting slutty crap model pictures of herself on myspace, thats a plus

and if she is a model with an actual contract she must have banged alot of guys to get that contract cuz she sure didnt get it with natural beauty, that shows shes a freak willing to do anything, major plus

boozehound
01-13-2009, 01:44 PM
lol, yeah what you are saying is true, there are alot of over weight girls that dont care about their looks anywhere near as much as in the states as far as i can tell, and that is weak but id still have the same tastes in filthy looking ho's.
dont let them fool you. there are just as many (%wise) fatties in the US. Now, the average brit is generally not quite the average US chick, but there are plenty of uglies all over the world.

boozehound
01-13-2009, 01:45 PM
EDIT: Are you serious? You can't say T*ts on this forum?
hey, its a family forum.

LJJ
01-13-2009, 01:52 PM
The people posting 5s, i honestly wanna see what you've been smashing lately...

Who cares what people have been smashing? It's just, you really consider that a 9?

If that's the hottest girl you remember from your high school I feel sorry for you.

johndeeregreen
01-13-2009, 01:58 PM
Definitely not top tier sexy or anything close to that, but definitely someone I'd bang without thinking about it too much. I think B-Low had the best scale on here so far.

Gunnin4HoLeS
01-13-2009, 02:02 PM
Went to High School with this girl... Trying to see what the general consensus of how hot she is would be. I'd give her a solid 9, but that's just because I don't have a problem with hos and their ho looks. Anyways, apparently she models now, or that's what it says on her MySpace. what do you guys think?

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5576/l54b97b0138203ffa58de05ix7.jpg
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, PHOTOSHOP is the Sh!T

picc84
01-13-2009, 02:05 PM
Take the makeup off and we can tell. Looks like she's probably no more than a 5 without her face painted.

crounsa810
01-13-2009, 02:08 PM
http://frankroche.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/muffin.jpg

picc84
01-13-2009, 02:16 PM
Also, she'll be doing porn in no less than 2 years. And be out in no less than 3. Premiere flick something like "Indiana Hooters", or "Indy 500" gangbang. She seems trashy and desperate enough for it. Her name will be Peyton Ramming or something. Run of the mill porno chick. Def not model material.

mlh1981
01-13-2009, 02:37 PM
Dark haired version is cuter, but they all look the same in the dark.............

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 03:47 PM
Dude... how are guys seriously saying she's overweight? :roll::roll:


And I got lucky that i saved most of her modeling pics last night, because she took every single one of them off today. W00t! lol

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8957/l9e8a67c7b051472cba6f97nx9.jpg
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9597/laacb9e8e1a8146fca32b8epk2.jpg

lilmarcgasol
01-13-2009, 04:08 PM
Dude... how are guys seriously saying she's overweight? :roll::roll:


And I got lucky that i saved most of her modeling pics last night, because she took every single one of them off today. W00t! lol

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8957/l9e8a67c7b051472cba6f97nx9.jpg
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9597/laacb9e8e1a8146fca32b8epk2.jpg
me and i dont think alot of others are saying shes fat. just that she looks trashy and not very hot. bangable when wasted, but not hot enough to deserve her own thread or even her own post son

B-Low
01-13-2009, 04:11 PM
And I got lucky that i saved most of her modeling pics last night, because she took every single one of them off today. W00t! lol

creepy in so many ways :oldlol:

but thats why we love ya Catz lol

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 04:13 PM
creepy in so many ways :oldlol:

but thats why we love ya Catz lol
Haha. *cheers*

That's why she added me. For me to show her pics off on the net. :roll:

lilmarcgasol
01-13-2009, 04:17 PM
Haha. *cheers*

That's why she added me. For me to show her pics off on the net. :roll:
i think thats also why she took them all down

picc84
01-13-2009, 04:18 PM
Dude... how are guys seriously saying she's overweight? :roll::roll:


And I got lucky that i saved most of her modeling pics last night, because she took every single one of them off today. W00t! lol

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8957/l9e8a67c7b051472cba6f97nx9.jpg


Those are some thick ass ham hock legs. Wtf. I mean it may be some people's cup of tea but if this girl is trying to model she's not even in the ballpark of what they like their girls to be.

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 04:18 PM
i think thats also why she took them all down
Dude, she doesn't know.

lilmarcgasol
01-13-2009, 04:23 PM
Dude, she doesn't know.
or does she?:confusedshrug:
hint-i myspace messaged her the link to this thead

boozehound
01-13-2009, 04:47 PM
or does she?:confusedshrug:
hint-i myspace messaged her the link to this thead
wait? Are those pics of lilmarcgasol? I thought you were bruinlove, not IndySkank69

TakitoEspanoza
01-13-2009, 06:03 PM
If a real girl showed up here to post and thats what she posted as her pics, all you guys would be trying to cyber her on an hourly basis through PM.

boozehound
01-13-2009, 06:11 PM
If a real girl showed up here to post and thats what she posted as her pics, all you guys would be trying to cyber her on an hourly basis through PM.
sure. and I think most poster admitted they would smash, just that she wasnt all that. you may never bang a 10, but it doesnt mean you dont know what one is.

No_Look604
01-13-2009, 06:41 PM
she looks good in that last pic in the khaki shorts...but then again you can't see her face as she's looking downwards hahah

She's not ugy, but far from pretty.

Mind you, I hate pale biznaaawwtches.

I bet her ***** stinks:hammertime:

allstarsteven
01-13-2009, 09:32 PM
nine

Maniak
01-13-2009, 09:33 PM
About 5 or 6, quite tappable tho...

R.i.p. B.i.g.
01-13-2009, 10:17 PM
i'll give her a 6.5 trust me i've seen way worse

hito da god
01-13-2009, 10:33 PM
She Looks Like One Of Them Cracka Chicks Who Loves To Bang Black Dudes.

6.5/10

catzhernandez
01-13-2009, 11:38 PM
She Looks Like One Of Them Cracka Chicks Who Loves To Bang Black Dudes.

6.5/10
You win.

AirGauge23
01-13-2009, 11:42 PM
Catz, you gotta have sex with her.

Make it happen.

catzhernandez
01-14-2009, 12:30 AM
I don't know if I want to, considering some of the dudes she's ****ed. :(

hito da god
01-14-2009, 12:33 AM
You win.
DID I HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD?

catzhernandez
01-14-2009, 12:42 AM
DID I HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD?
http://members.cox.net/themacallan/YouHitTheNailOnTheHead.JPG

lilmarcgasol
01-14-2009, 05:23 AM
I don't know if I want to, considering some of the dudes she's ****ed. :(
I myspace messaged her a link to this thread and your photo, but even before that I doubt you could lay this chick lol

catzhernandez
01-14-2009, 06:15 AM
I myspace messaged her a link to this thread and your photo, but even before that I doubt you could lay this chick lol
:oldlol:

lilojmayo
01-14-2009, 01:55 PM
Paper bag over the head on dates type of bytch

JEFFERSON MONEY
02-11-2009, 10:59 AM
She'z lovely!

dnyk1337
02-11-2009, 11:02 AM
:oldlol:

That's phucked up. Did she reply asking why you put up her pics? bruinlove performing his best co.ck blocking talents over the e-net. He's probably worse IRL.

bomber
02-11-2009, 01:03 PM
Trashy Weasel looking thing. Looks like the pride of the trailer park. 7 and I'd smash but still..

LJJ
02-11-2009, 01:25 PM
I still smirk every time I see this thread title. Great title. Too bad the ho is a but underwhelming.

west
02-11-2009, 02:31 PM
8....

NOHCP3
02-11-2009, 02:37 PM
A solid 6 or 7 ... I'd smash with no questions asked.... as im sure most of you would.... a call back....


yes... lol.. this chick > lubriderm nights

catzhernandez
02-14-2009, 05:50 PM
That's phucked up. Did she reply asking why you put up her pics? bruinlove performing his best co.ck blocking talents over the e-net. He's probably worse IRL.
She actually thanked me and then we made plans to hang out the following weekend.

At that point, we hung out at her place where she begged me to allow her to perform fellatio. After I was tired of her tonguing my cack, I bent her over and smashed it in the ass.

I opted not to hit the pu$$y... to be honest, I was scared to. I mean, the ho has probably had over 50 black dongs inside of her in the last 6 months.

FIXED
02-14-2009, 05:56 PM
Her face looks like a Man.

shaoyut
02-14-2009, 11:18 PM
3 because i dont like her face

SLY
02-15-2009, 12:55 AM
6.5

Id hit it

dyna
02-15-2009, 01:10 AM
Between 8 and 9.

I like the thick look.

:cheers:

AznTacoLover
02-15-2009, 03:54 AM
yes I would say 8-9 ish also. :D

dab0yech0
02-15-2009, 06:25 AM
4.5, im into brown skinned brunettes

XxNeXuSxX
02-15-2009, 10:45 AM
Her **** are real... thumbs up there... but for me... a little too much meat... not much into blondes... and yes I'm sorry but you can see it in her eyes... she's the trailer park hailing type... probably a good phuck... decent head... probably takes it up the caboose too... choo choo!

I give her 7 on a good day... 8.5 if I'm drunk... and perhaps a 10 if I was Mathis because when it comes to that guy, ain't no girls gonna phuck a dude who signs all his posts "Mathis" ... can't get the poo-nanni that way.

:lol
:roll:

ZeN
02-15-2009, 03:14 PM
Six shots of Jack says that she has rizen the ladder to rung number five...:hammerhead:

jbot
02-15-2009, 04:57 PM
i'm betting she's not quite as cute in person but i'd say 7.5-8. she has some porn potential.

DreamShake24
02-15-2009, 05:01 PM
6.5/10...Quite gross outside of the rack.

Raj Da Dodge
02-15-2009, 05:51 PM
Aite at first when I saw her 1st picture and the pictures on page 1,3 and 6, I thought she'd be a 9 easily, but then when I saw the pictures on page 4, that made me think about bringing the number down cuz I think IMO she looks better w/blond hair and idk why but some of her pictures her boobs look really nice and on the pictures on page 4, her boobs look really ugly, but I know for sure guys are gonna be all over her in the army and it'd be tight to see her porn! But now to my rating, I say I give her a 8/10!

EDIT: Oh and I forgot to say I'd **** the **** out of her btw haha :)

catzhernandez
02-15-2009, 05:52 PM
:oldlol:

Thread still going strong.

catzhernandez
02-15-2009, 07:39 PM
Haven't had an update in awhile.... Fug it.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2735/255qf9.jpg


http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9343/265sf7.jpg

catzhernandez
02-17-2009, 03:18 AM
shameless bump :oldlol:

catzhernandez
07-02-2010, 09:15 AM
shameless bump :oldlol:
one mo

QUIZZLE
07-02-2010, 09:21 AM
looks like the ***** from King Of Queens

Sarcastic
07-02-2010, 09:27 AM
Face is doable. Tits look great. Rest of her is meh.
7.5 because of the tits.

I am that I am
07-02-2010, 09:33 AM
Went to High School with this girl... Trying to see what the general consensus of how hot she is would be. I'd give her a solid 9, but that's just because I don't have a problem with hos and their ho looks. Anyways, apparently she models now, or that's what it says on her MySpace. what do you guys think?

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5576/l54b97b0138203ffa58de05ix7.jpg
big tit barfopter, would not tap unless very drunk, 5.5

I am that I am
07-02-2010, 09:36 AM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2462/lbe5c41d4f2ba283bc4e80cpo8.jpg

This pic is hot...
omg your standards of what you'd bang are so low

I am that I am
07-02-2010, 09:42 AM
Her face isn't too bad, guys...

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/7532/lfa7ebc232a92026234da6dfk8.jpg
omg, go to walmart u find 10 prettier pieces of trailer trash, face 4.5, body 6.5 averaging out to a 5.5

catzhernandez
07-02-2010, 03:17 PM
Shes being underrated big time right now. Every here would hit... Sober

I am that I am
07-02-2010, 03:23 PM
Shes being underrated big time right now. Every here would hit... Sober
I would hit if black out drunk or desperate but currently I am neither. Heighten your standards catzy hopefully your future wifey is far above this chick in the looks department

Juges8932
07-02-2010, 03:51 PM
6/10 if i'm sober
7/10 if i'm horny
9/10 if i'm drunk
10/10 if i'm in prison

Good scale. She looks absolute white-trash, filthy, trailer-park ho, but if I was bored, or she was willing, then yeah, I would smash all day. Nothing more than that though as she is absolutely not my type at all.

catzhernandez
07-02-2010, 05:08 PM
Good scale. She looks absolute white-trash, filthy, trailer-park ho, but if I was bored, or she was willing, then yeah, I would smash all day. Nothing more than that though as she is absolutely not my type at all.
Panty waste

hookul
07-02-2010, 06:02 PM
her face is subpar even with makeup on. Her body is average at best. Yes, she has larger than ordinary breasts but even those look already saggy to me. You can already see stretchmarkes at the top of her tits. No body definition at all for her age. Come on, if you just walk around any university campus or attend an ordinary gym 1x a week, you will 80-90% women with a nicer body. I would not hit on her sober or drunk - that is unless I am so drunk I don't know/remember what I am doing anyway.

catzhernandez
07-02-2010, 06:05 PM
Not sure why everyone is so down on this ho. She's a ho for Christ sake.

Clifton
07-02-2010, 06:11 PM
Probably among the ugliest girls I've ever seen who weren't actually obese or with some serious skin problem or an actual birth deformity.

I'm seriously going through all the girls who are sexually developed and under 20 who I know and I honestly can't think of any who I find less attractive.

You've done it. You've found the Perfect Storm of everything I find ugly in women that can be conveyed in a picture.

catzhernandez
07-02-2010, 06:14 PM
Probably among the ugliest girls I've ever seen who weren't actually obese or with some serious skin problem or an actual birth deformity.

I'm seriously going through all the girls who are sexually developed and under 20 who I know and I honestly can't think of any who I find less attractive.

You've done it. You've found the Perfect Storm of everything I find ugly in women that can be conveyed in a picture.
And for that, you can thank me.