NBA Players who look like Abusive Husbands

[Alonzo Magic]

SHOOT! Should be a fun thread. :D

Please post a pic of the player. :cheers:

I'll start......

Brad Miller

http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2008/02/brad-miller-corn-row.jpg

I always suspected Jeff Hornacek too http://vis-www.cs.umass.edu/lfw/images/Jeff_Hornacek/Jeff_Hornacek_0001.jpg

[InspiredLebowski]

Since he actually is one;
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/04/us_sport_us_sport0s_2004_in_pictures/img/11.jpg

[Riker]

http://nbcsportsmedia2.msnbc.com/j/NBCSports/Sections/Personal/Jervay,%20John/Pics/relatives%20attack/080513_Lebron-James.aim640.jpg

his headband almost popped off.

its these guys that are scary the most. the quiet ones. they try to hide it and do it good most of the time.

but then there is that one moment when they burst. like he did. in real life, that could actually be worse than somebody whos always a bit arrogant or whatever in his behavior.

[strifed169]

http://www.nndb.com/people/924/000107603/jason-kidd-2.jpg

[G-train]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/08-15/jason-kidd-family-bathtub-kids-sports-illustrated.png

[Alonzo Magic]

NO, no players that are actually convicted of being abusers. :no: So that means no Jason Kidd!

His kid sure does have a big arse head.

[G-train]

just 'beat' me to it strifed

[Riker]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/08-15/jason-kidd-family-bathtub-kids-sports-illustrated.png

O my lord this picture is so wrong on so many levels

[G-train]

http://vis-www.cs.umass.edu/lfw/images/Keith_Van_Horn/Keith_Van_Horn_0001.jpg

"me..... no, no.... I would never touch her."

[Alonzo Magic]

Let's pray the kid isn't laying on his lap.

[KRAYZIE]

http://www.sportsonline.com.au/images/Products/7195.jpg

[Styles p]

http://www.mhopp.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/340x.jpg...... oh wait that was ****ed up.

[KRAYZIE]

Also:
http://www.nba.com/media/celtics/perkins_yell350550.jpg


http://graphics.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/08/18/1187482212_0612.jpg
And that's his happy face.

[KobeBry@nt24]

http://imgs.idnes.cz/nba/A040531_RUZ_NBA4_V.JPG

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40546000/jpg/_40546513_artest300300.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/17/20039330_aabc965f1c.jpg

http://www.nbaloud.com/userimages/fight.jpg

Fight Of The Players.,.,.,^^

[G-train]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a5/JorgeS4041/chris_quinn.jpg

CQ to wife: "I am always the smallest and I look like I am 12. All the big guys push me around and treat me like a pre-schooler. I HATE MY LIFE!"

Wife - "Its ok honey, I support you...."

CQ - "Shut UP! SLAP!
Wife - "NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"

CQ " I said SHUT UP! SLAP SHUT UP! SLAP
Who is the weak little smurf now! YEAH! I am the big man now! SLAP SLAP
PUNCH KICK

[KRAYZIE]

^^ Wow, that's so messed up.:roll:

[Beebo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a5/JorgeS4041/chris_quinn.jpg

CQ to wife: "I am always the smallest and I look like I am 12. All the big guys push me around and treat me like a pre-schooler. I HATE MY LIFE!"

Wife - "Its ok honey, I support you...."

CQ - "Shut UP! SLAP!
Wife - "NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"

CQ " I said SHUT UP! SLAP SHUT UP! SLAP
Who is the weak little smurf now! YEAH! I am the big man now! SLAP SLAP
PUNCH KICK

this thread is so wrong but....that was funny :lol

[ZeN]

http://theassociation.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/06/wallpaper_smush_parker.jpg

[KRAYZIE]

Charlie Villanueva
http://assets.espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/charlie_villanueva.jpg

Anthony Mason
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/mason0704.jpg


Marquis Daniels
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02wk5q03NM6HK/340x.jpg

Bill Laimbeer
http://www.detroitbadboys.com/images/bill-laimbeer-laughing.jpg

[macmac]

There's no way you can coach a women's basketball team and be an abusive husband..... women attempting to play pro sports are practically begging to be beaten senselessly

[stephanieg]

Perkins doesn't look like an abusive husband, he looks like an axe murderer. If it were discovered he had a couple bodies in his basement I wouldn't be surprised at all.

[mtaclof]

Perkins doesn't look like an abusive husband, he looks like an axe murderer. If it were discovered he had a couple bodies in his basement I wouldn't be surprised at all.
It's funny you should say that Perk is the one who looks crazy, since he's not the one who does this :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: before each game.
Perk's just stoic!

[kentatm]

http://redsarmy.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/kg2.jpg

"F*ck do you mean there ain't no f*cking breakfast b!tch?"

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0505/pg2_a_garnett_300.jpg

"I'm a god damned soulja b!tch! I’m sitting in the house loadin up the pump, I’m loadin up the Uzis, I’ve got a couple of M-16s, couple of nines, couple of joints with some silencers on them, couple of grenades, got a missile launcher. I’m ready for breakfast mutha f*cka!”

[stephanieg]

But everyone knows KG is a teddy bear at heart. But yeah, he does look crazy. But his on court antics is just for basketball. Perkins will do unspeakable things to you in a dark alley. Or not. Watch him be like the kindest guy out there.

[iamgine]

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2008/04/27/320x240/Avery_Johnson80862655.jpg
"You better do what I say B*tch"

[DCL]

you can never tell these things...

o.j. was a cool cat on tv. even did comedy films.

but then behind closed doors...

[Alonzo Magic]

"Mark, maybe the 'Momma there goes that man' line is wearing out a little."


http://www.azcentral.com/i/sized/D/F/7/e298/j350/PHP482C6CA307FBD.jpg

"What you say b*tch?"

[LJJ]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/10/03/2003287700.jpg

[Manute for Ever!]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/ChrisKaman_20060409.jpg/769px-ChrisKaman_20060409.jpg

[Go Getter]

You obviously don't know about Doug's wife....she'd probably beat him.

[Valliant13]

http://nbcsportsmedia2.msnbc.com/j/NBCSports/Sections/Personal/Jervay,%20John/Pics/relatives%20attack/080513_Lebron-James.aim640.jpg

his headband almost popped off.

its these guys that are scary the most. the quiet ones. they try to hide it and do it good most of the time.

but then there is that one moment when they burst. like he did. in real life, that could actually be worse than somebody whos always a bit arrogant or whatever in his behavior.

I love how KG and Pierce go from roughing Lebron up, to being embarssed for him and trying calm him down, as soon as he starts yelling at his mother. Pierce just looks uncomfortable as hell.

[LebrickJames84']

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a5/JorgeS4041/chris_quinn.jpg

CQ to wife: "I am always the smallest and I look like I am 12. All the big guys push me around and treat me like a pre-schooler. I HATE MY LIFE!"

Wife - "Its ok honey, I support you...."

CQ - "Shut UP! SLAP!
Wife - "NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"

CQ " I said SHUT UP! SLAP SHUT UP! SLAP
Who is the weak little smurf now! YEAH! I am the big man now! SLAP SLAP
PUNCH KICK


:roll: :roll: :roll:

[lefthook00]

[QUOTE=kentatm]http://redsarmy.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/kg2.jpg

"F*ck do you mean there ain't no f*cking breakfast b!tch?"

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0505/pg2_a_garnett_300.jpg

"I'm a god damned soulja b!tch! I

[Chuck Thou NBA]

http://img.sports.tom.com/img/assets/200412/041210073826Stephen%20Jackson.jpg

http://www.nbaloud.com/images/jamaal-tinsley1.jpg

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/andres_nocioni-arton21115-240x240.jpg

http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/bowen.jpg <- / THREAD!

[Chuck Thou NBA]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Steve-Nash_0.jpg

[Alonzo Magic]

http://data.tumblr.com/8RN9ng9ozhkhlhtgd34fmeO0o1_400.jpg

[SRZ66]

http://www.nunoiseent.com/John_Salley.jpg

[picc84]

Marquis Daniels
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02wk5q03NM6HK/340x.jpg


One eye is lazy and other is just fucced up. I can't tell which of his eyes is the bad one. :wtf:

[jamal99]

http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/Content/Image/04-21-2008/Kenny-Smith.jpg

[Alonzo Magic]

http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/Content/Image/04-21-2008/Kenny-Smith.jpg

NOOOO :( That would literally crush my little red and orange checkered golden encrusted heart.

[SESSEL15]

One eye is lazy and other is just fucced up. I can't tell which of his eyes is the bad one. :wtf:

lol, harsh

[bokes15]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/mike_mcallister/12/27/the.rant/p1_shaq.jpg

[BFRESH44]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/ChrisKaman_20060409.jpg/769px-ChrisKaman_20060409.jpg

Funniest sh*t ever. :roll:

[bokes15]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/jack_mccallum/12/18/suspension.reaction/p1.jr.jpg

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/basketball/knicks/blog/foto_nate_robinson1.jpg

http://www.aceonsports.com/uploaded_images/nate_robinson-751538.jpg

http://www.need4sheed.com/images/ashtonkorver.jpg

[Alonzo Magic]

http://www.need4sheed.com/images/ashtonkorver.jpg

Look at the background. :D


http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/Michael_Doleac-arton20942-240x240.jpg http://vis-www.cs.umass.edu/lfw/images/Michael_Doleac/Michael_Doleac_0001.jpg

Michael Doleac.

[Manute for Ever!]

I can't stand Nate Robinson, most inflated ego of any player who has achieved ****-all (and I don't count dunk contests as achievements).

Gotta love the crowd, though...

[305Baller]

This thread is kinda disturbing.

[StephenDedalus]

the guy who posted the walter hermann picture is pretty much going to go to hell

[Styles p]

the guy who posted the walter hermann picture is pretty much going to go to hell

yes i already know this im prepared because i know no such place exists.

[jamal99]

http://vis-www.cs.umass.edu/lfw/images/Michael_Doleac/Michael_Doleac_0001.jpg

Michael Doleac.

He looks like Simple Jack from "Tropic Thunder"... :lol

EDIT
http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/aug6_08/simple_jack_poster.jpg

[Sekman]

This Thread is Wrong~~~~~ :mad:

[catzhernandez]

Also:
http://www.nba.com/media/celtics/perkins_yell350550.jpg


http://graphics.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/08/18/1187482212_0612.jpg
And that's his happy face.
http://www.nba.com/media/finals2008/kendrick_perkins_UP.jpg

He smiles...

[Slam13]

http://www.nba.com/media/finals2008/kendrick_perkins_UP.jpg

He smiles...

he doesnt look happy doing so... :ohwell:

[Showtime]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/10/03/2003287700.jpg
Quite the opposite. He's whipped big time. She must be the world's biggest freak in bed.

[catzhernandez]

he doesnt look happy doing so... :ohwell:
It hurts...

[qrich]

You obviously don't know about Doug's wife....she'd probably beat him.

Post of the thread :applause:

[jamal99]

Originally Posted by Go Getter
You obviously don't know about Doug's wife....she'd probably beat him.

http://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2007/07/07/21/5-7S8BOOKCOVER.standalone.prod_affiliate.4.JPG

[SRZ66]

http://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2007/07/07/21/5-7S8BOOKCOVER.standalone.prod_affiliate.4.JPG
omg does she own him. douglas probably has to ask permission to take a piss

[Manute for Ever!]

omg does she own him. douglas probably has to ask permission to take a piss

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/shared-blogs/palmbeach/swan/1646438.jpg

[highwhey]

He looks like Simple Jack from "Tropic Thunder"... :lol

EDIT
http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/aug6_08/simple_jack_poster.jpg
:roll:


:applause:

[OneMoreSucka]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

This thread succeeds on so many levels

[Alonzo Magic]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

This thread succeeds on so many levels

I had success in mind. :cheers:

[Sharas]

he just has that russian mafia look to me:

http://www.nba.com/media/act_linas_kleiza.jpg

and yeah, i know he's from lithuania.

[Vragrant]

SHOOT! Should be a fun thread. :D

Please post a pic of the player. :cheers:

I'll start......

Brad Miller

http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2008/02/brad-miller-corn-row.jpg

I always suspected Jeff Hornacek too http://vis-www.cs.umass.edu/lfw/images/Jeff_Hornacek/Jeff_Hornacek_0001.jpg

Jeff Hornacek always looked more like pedophile to me.

[Vancouver-Grizz]

http://nbcsportsmedia2.msnbc.com/j/NBCSports/Sections/Personal/Jervay,%20John/Pics/relatives%20attack/080513_Lebron-James.aim640.jpg

his headband almost popped off.

its these guys that are scary the most. the quiet ones. they try to hide it and do it good most of the time.

but then there is that one moment when they burst. like he did. in real life, that could actually be worse than somebody whos always a bit arrogant or whatever in his behavior.


Does anyone have the real story behind this pic?

[BillytheKidder]

Does anyone have the real story behind this pic?

Yes. Gloria, his mother. sits on the baseline in front of us. It's from the playoffs last year. I believe that Pierce or KG had fouled James pretty hard. He landed nearly in her lap. She was sort of defending her baby and getting involved. He told her to, "sit her ass down."

She IMO is a nut case, (her behavior is quite bizarre) and he was doing the right thing.

[Slam13]

Does anyone have the real story behind this pic?

sit yo ass down moma.

[1~Gibson~1]

Does anyone have the real story behind this pic?Pierce fouled LBJ. Mom gets up to scold pierce. LBJ tells mom to sit down.

FIN

*notice how pierce is afriad to look momma james in the eye. He's a p00sy :lol*

[BlazersDozen]

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/tcu/sports/m-baskbl/auto_action/231245.jpeg

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/images/popeye_jones.jpg

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Amare-Stoudemire-Shawn-Marion-Photograph-C10208578.jpeg

/thread

[C-Webb4]

Does anyone here actually think there's a chance that KG doesn't abuse his wife? Cuz i'm thinking it's 99.9% likely, both phsyically and verbally.:oldlol: And his kid probably gets it 10 times worse.

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0505/pg2_a_garnett_300.jpg

http://www.minnpost.com/client_files/alternate_images/547/mp_main_wide_Kevin_Garnett.jpg

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/chris_mannix/12/06/garnett/p1.garnett.jpg

http://digitalderek.typepad.com/sawxblog/photos/2008/non_sox/kevin_garnett.jpg

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3415/retro3jl4.jpg

[Mississippi]

You idiots are just posting pics of players scowling during games or players that we already know are abusive :rolleyes:

[C-Webb4]

You idiots are just posting pics of players scowling during games or players that we already know are abusive :rolleyes:
Uhhh. yeah, that's the point of the thread genius. NBA players that "look" like abusive husbands.

[BlazersDozen]

You idiots are just posting pics of players scowling during games or players that we already know are abusive :rolleyes:

Nobody in my post is screaming or scowling. Popeye Jones has his normal axe murderer smile, Kurt Thomas has his normal serial killer look and Amar'e and Shawn look like they don't take **** from no hoes.

[Stringer Bell]

http://www.cameltap.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/thug.jpg

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5699/darkomilicic4ne1.jpg

http://www.nbaobsessed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/danny-ainge.jpg

[FultzNationRISE]

SHOOT! Should be a fun thread. :D

Please post a pic of the player. :cheers:

I'll start......

Brad Miller

http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2008/02/brad-miller-corn-row.jpg

I always suspected Jeff Hornacek too http://vis-www.cs.umass.edu/lfw/images/Jeff_Hornacek/Jeff_Hornacek_0001.jpg


:roll:

[FultzNationRISE]

SHOOT! Should be a fun thread. :D

Please post a pic of the player. :cheers:

I'll start......

Brad Miller

http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2008/02/brad-miller-corn-row.jpg

I always suspected Jeff Hornacek too http://vis-www.cs.umass.edu/lfw/images/Jeff_Hornacek/Jeff_Hornacek_0001.jpg


:roll:

[bullettooth]

Jordan Clarkson.

This dopey eyed goon probably has a bunker in his basement full of guns. Nevermind mind him looking like a wife beater, that goes without saying.