Would You **** Jessica Simpson;Now That She Is Thick?

[Interminator]

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http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/08/jessica-simpson-fat-01.jpg


In my personal opinion she is still ****able,actually I like her better this way compared to how anorexic she once looked.

[Gunnin4HoLeS]

Shes not fat by Human standards just Holly wood statndars so Hell yea i would

[pete's montreux]

I remember right after her and that idiot got divorced, she was at some award show with short hair and a really short dress. She was dope back then.

[Interminator]

Shes not fat by Human standards just Holly wood statndars so Hell yea i would
Also getting fat makes her **** look bigger.

Tony Romo must love her new funbags.

[catzhernandez]

Holy ****, she's fat!

http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/2494/1fc15b24932056.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/1fc15b24932056)

[Spudjjay]

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http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/08/jessica-simpson-fat-01.jpg



In my personal opinion she is still ****able,actually I like her better this way compared to how anorexic she once looked.

She isn't "thick" at all.

[bonez26]

Liked her better when she was skinny.

[RidonKs]

Clearly, but she was always overrated. She looks like nothing more than a blond bimbo. She's a blimbo.

[-primetime-]

there are rumors going around that she might be pregnate with Romo's baby...

just rumors though...


I never thought she ever looked "too skinny" before...

http://www.thedivanetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/jessica-simpson2.jpg

[Mathius]

I don't usually give a f*ck what celebrities do, but I have to admit, I'm guilty of checking out whatever headlines Yahoo puts on their main page. I read the article about Ashlee Simpson defending her: http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com/81130-

I have to say, I agree with her. This really shouldn't be news, nor should it be a big deal. If women want to put in the work to maintain their body, they should do it because they want to, not because of media pressure, and not because they want to look like the next hot super model.

When I was younger, I used to get upset if a hot chick dumped me, or shot me down without even giving me a shot at going out with her. But I've learned a very important lesson since then:

If there's one thing I know, it's that the world is FULL of hot ass women, so there's no rush to find one, and there's certainly not a single one of them that's worth going out with based on looks alone, because for every single Jessica Simpson that gets fat or Angelina Jolie that starts to show her age, there's a Hayden Panettiere, Megan Fox, or April Bowlby coming into the limelight.

Mathius

[Interminator]

I don't usually give a f*ck what celebrities do, but I have to admit, I'm guilty of checking out whatever headlines Yahoo puts on their main page. I read the article about Ashlee Simpson defending her: http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com/81130-

I have to say, I agree with her. This really shouldn't be news, nor should it be a big deal. If women want to put in the work to maintain their body, they should do it because they want to, not because of media pressure, and not because they want to look like the next hot super model.

When I was younger, I used to get upset if a hot chick dumped me, or shot me down without even giving me a shot at going out with her. But I've learned a very important lesson since then:

If there's one thing I know, it's that the world is FULL of hot ass women, so there's no rush to find one, and there's certainly not a single one of them that's worth going out with based on looks alone, because for every single Jessica Simpson that gets fat or Angelina Jolie that starts to show her age, there's a Hayden Panettiere, Megan Fox, or April Bowlby coming into the limelight.

Mathius
April Bowlby is like 30 dude.

Shes just a late bloomer on the national scene.

You do make sense with this post though.

[PistolPete]

Wasn't going to last for years and years. She looks more like a real woman now more than ever.

[catzhernandez]

**** is NASTY.

She's gotta be a size 12 or 14...

[vitamink420]

She actually doesn't look too bad in those pictures. A little chubbier, yeah, but I heard that she was looking like a fat pig. Are there just other fat pics that I didn't see or are people really that shallow to think she looks like a cow

[XxNeXuSxX]

People don't know what the f*ck thick means.

Fat =/ thick :rolleyes:

[Mathius]

April Bowlby is like 30 dude.

Shes just a late bloomer on the national scene.

You do make sense with this post though.

Isn't that the point? It's not like Jessica Simpson is off the market because she's old.

Mathius

[Day La Ghetto]

shes still pretty cute and we'd all fuak a cute stubby chick.

[AznTacoLover]

shes still pretty cute and we'd all fuak a cute stubby chick.

tru dat.

[T.O.RAPS]

all the peoplez saying no would be lucky to get a gurl 1/3 as fine as jessica simpson. even if she's thick right now, ***** is fine...*beggers can't be choosers*

[miller-time]

she has the potential to be this:

http://www.otchat.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jessica-simpson-dukes-of-hazzard.jpg

hell yes.

[Richie2k6]

This is thick?

http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/alg_jessicasimpson.jpg

That looks pretty average to me. Maybe a little above average. Not thin, not thick. Not curvy, not fat. Just... there. And lol @ the people that said no they wouldn't hit that. Yeah, because you're all pulling in dimes 10x better than JESSICA SIMPSON whenever you want.

[jbot]

wow. she's ballooned big time. :wtf: still nice looking.

[Styles p]

i would throat **** her stupid looking face.

[Mathius]

But I've learned a very important lesson since then:

If there's one thing I know, it's that the world is FULL of hot ass women, so there's no rush to find one, and there's certainly not a single one of them that's worth going out with based on looks alone, because for every single Jessica Simpson that gets fat or Angelina Jolie that starts to show her age, there's a Hayden Panettiere, Megan Fox, or April Bowlby coming into the limelight.

Oh the irony:

[QUOTE=Yahoo]Angelina Jolie's loss may just be Megan Fox's gain.

Warner Bros. has confirmed plans to relaunch

[HisJoeness]

This is thick?

http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/alg_jessicasimpson.jpg

That looks pretty average to me. Maybe a little above average. Not thin, not thick. Not curvy, not fat. Just... there. And lol @ the people that said no they wouldn't hit that. Yeah, because you're all pulling in dimes 10x better than JESSICA SIMPSON whenever you want.

I agree, I don't think she's gained much weight at all. I think it's those stupid looking 80's style-Gloria Vanderbilt looking-mom jeans she's wearing.

[Styles p]

yeah the mom jeans are terrible makes her have a camel-foot.

[dware94]

tonys a lucky man, even if she has let go a bit

[Styles p]

tonys a lucky man, even if she has let go a bit
no thats the only good thing about her. shes dumber then down syndrome.

[emsteez forreal]

the real question is, would i have ever not ****ed her? no .

[-primetime-]

she has the potential to be this:

http://www.otchat.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jessica-simpson-dukes-of-hazzard.jpg

hell yes.
I bet after all this crap on the net she gets back to that real quick and shows up in Maxium to remind everyone...

[sixerfan82]

I bet after all this crap on the net she gets back to that real quick and shows up in Maxium to remind everyone...

Oh, how true you are good sir. Didn't Jennifer Love Hewitt go through the same BS when she had pictures taken of her at the beach a few years ago?

[JayGuevara]

Why is she wearing two belts in that one picture? What purpose does that serve? :confusedshrug:

[NBACha]

This is thick?

That looks pretty average to me. Maybe a little above average. Not thin, not thick. Not curvy, not fat. Just... there.

YES....that's thick! That's why there are so many fatsos in this country (because people don't realize what "fat" is). Just because that's what the average American looks like doesn't mean she's not fat. It means the average American is fat! Go to almost any other country and you won't see nearly as many heavy people. As a country, we're a bunch of fatsos, generally speaking.

[rufuspaul]

YES....that's thick! That's why there are so many fatsos in this country (because people don't realize what "fat" is). Just because that's what the average American looks like doesn't mean she's not fat. It means the average American is fat! Go to almost any other country and you won't see nearly as many heavy people. As a country, we're a bunch of fatsos, generally speaking.

Sean May does not appreciate such talk.

[ALBballer]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/08/jessica-simpson-fat-01.jpg

She still looks good in this pic.

But in some of those other pics, yikes! What the **** happened to her face, its so chubby looking....

[GOBB]

Yuck she looks brutal. I'll take her when she was thinner. Much better. I'd definately bone her lookin like Daisy Duke. But Daisy Puke? No go.

Chick is an airhead tho. How do guys tolerate her.

[baseketball4life]

obviously yes

[-primetime-]

Yuck she looks brutal. I'll take her when she was thinner. Much better. I'd definately bone her lookin like Daisy Duke. But Daisy Puke? No go.

Chick is an airhead tho. How do guys tolerate her.
I am thinking that being around a kind hearted air head is better than being around a complete b*tch...

Tom Brady's girl decides what he wears for him...:ohwell:

Romo is never seen in anything other than a t-shirt and jeans...

[1~Gibson~1]

thick = better

so yes :rockon:

[dyna]

I like her, whats the problem,

more meat = more boobs and ass:rockon:

[PooL]

Sware to that chunky buy

BUY Eeyore

[baseketball4life]

Sware to that chunky buy

BUY Eeyore
sware LD sware

[97 bulls]

She isn't "thick" at all.
i thought it was kirstie ally

[Smokee]

Now every brotha is going to be hitting her up after Romo dumps her fat ass

[shafir]

I'd still tap that. I think that hideous thing she's wearing makes her look worse then she really does.

Besides, I don't mind thick women, as long as they aren't...huge. More cushion for the pushing, no? :)

[Alonzo Magic]

I remember seeing her on Leno a few years ago and she was fit as f*ck, I never got a hard on so fast. Safice to say, I visited some of my favourite sites after she finished the Interview.

[-primetime-]

I remember seeing her on Leno a few years ago and she was fit as f*ck, I never got a hard on so fast. Safice to say, I visited some of my favourite sites after she finished the Interview.
:oldlol:

had to look that up after reading this post...

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/jess_leno_001.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/86/238809082_588496c99a_m.jpg

[KRAYZIE]

thick = better

so yes :rockon:
:cheers:

[CavaliersFTW]

I remember seeing her on Leno a few years ago and she was fit as f*ck, I never got a hard on so fast. Safice to say, I visited some of my favourite sites after she finished the Interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2hrOYtXT14

[stalkerforlife]

Hell NO.

I'm an ISH poster...our standards are super high.

Perfect 10 or kick rocks.

[9erempiree]

Yes and only to look like this...
https://cdn.ampproject.org/i/img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/56fea3091e0000b300705fef.jpeg
https://cdn.ampproject.org/i/img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/56fea3091e0000b300705fef.jpeg

[warriorfan]

she is great :applause:

[stalkerforlife]

She's a whore and she hurt my boy, Nick Lachey.

I think my boy might have a small one, though.

[dude77]

Yes and only to look like this...
https://cdn.ampproject.org/i/img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/56fea3091e0000b300705fef.jpeg
https://cdn.ampproject.org/i/img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/56fea3091e0000b300705fef.jpeg

http://rs978.pbsrc.com/albums/ae262/Riggpoppa/9ungg4.gif~c200
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Sean-Connery-Fist-Pump-US-Open.gif

[fsvr54]

She is a HOT white girl.

[Bandito]

Yes and only to look like this...
https://cdn.ampproject.org/i/img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/56fea3091e0000b300705fef.jpeg
https://cdn.ampproject.org/i/img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/56fea3091e0000b300705fef.jpeg
That's her now? holy shiet.

[dazzer87]

Yes and only to look like this...
https://cdn.ampproject.org/i/img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/56fea3091e0000b300705fef.jpeg
https://cdn.ampproject.org/i/img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/56fea3091e0000b300705fef.jpeg
damn....I was hoping she one day does playboy......Show those puppies....

[Bandito]

damn....I was hoping she one day does playboy......Show those puppies....
Playboy doesn't show nudes anymore.

[FillJackson]

Playboy doesn't show nudes anymore.
Maybe she'll do Instagram.

[Edgar Friendly]

damn....I was hoping she one day does playboy......Show those puppies....

http://images.agoramedia.com/everydayhealth/gcms/Wackiest-Health-Stories-2011-04-pg-full.jpg

Your welcome

[TheMan]

https://cuva.info/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jessica-simpson-wallpapers-inspirational-women-jessica-simpson-daisy-duke-dukes-hazzard-1900x2888px-of-jessica-simpson-wallpapers.jpg

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https://cdn.eblnews.com/sites/default/files/cover/2018-10/EkwtnbKBSZ4.jpg

Jessica looking like a southern redneck televangelist's wife :biggums:

[jstern]

I don't usually give a f*ck what celebrities do, but I have to admit, I'm guilty of checking out whatever headlines Yahoo puts on their main page. I read the article about Ashlee Simpson defending her: http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com/81130-

I have to say, I agree with her. This really shouldn't be news, nor should it be a big deal. If women want to put in the work to maintain their body, they should do it because they want to, not because of media pressure, and not because they want to look like the next hot super model.

When I was younger, I used to get upset if a hot chick dumped me, or shot me down without even giving me a shot at going out with her. But I've learned a very important lesson since then:

If there's one thing I know, it's that the world is FULL of hot ass women, so there's no rush to find one, and there's certainly not a single one of them that's worth going out with based on looks alone, because for every single Jessica Simpson that gets fat or Angelina Jolie that starts to show her age, there's a Hayden Panettiere, Megan Fox, or April Bowlby coming into the limelight.

Mathius

Last activity, 10 years ago today.

[Kblaze8855]

She had a baby a week ago. This isnt really fair. You know shes gonna get to working out soon.

[dunksby]

Last activity, 10 years ago today.
That dude was still using movies.yahoo.com in 2009 :oldlol:

[coin24]

She fell off a cliff real fast.. that's a huge bitch!!

[Ben Simmons 25]

She fell off a cliff real fast.. that's a huge bitch!!

:roll: :roll: :roll:


And blaze idk who you

[dude77]

them titties .. nice big titties .. her face isn't aging well though from what I see .. she's only 38 ... shouldn't be looking that rough


she used to look really good in the face

https://static.lakana.com/mmm-global-us-east-1/photo/2016/04/06/Jessica%20Simpson%2C%20file%20photo_31708854_56268 30_ver1.0_640_360.jpg

but now

https://s.abcnews.com/images/GMA/jessica-simpson-gty-ml-190111_hpMain_16x9_992.jpg


aging's a bitch

[Jasper]

one fat gal in my life , was enough.
All most threw up in the morning.

[highwhey]

one fat gal in my life , was enough.
All most threw up in the morning.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Nikola_]

https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/healthandbeauty/skincare-and-fragrances/2018102963976/kelly-brook-makeup-free-selfie/0-301-566/kelly-brook-selfie-t.jpg

https://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/kelly-brook/arrives-at-itv-studios-in-london/Kelly-Brook:-Arrives-at-ITV-Studios--07-662x988.jpg

that fat picture reminded me of kelly brook who was once GOAT. in past year or so she just said the hell with pounds, who tf cares anymore ..

https://i.redd.it/7p5dwl3pvt0z.jpg

[Nikola_]

damn, peaked in 06, just like kobe

http://madeinatlantis.com/movies_central/2006/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/employee-of-the-month3.jpg

[NumberSix]

Keeping it real, Jessica Simpson was a bad motherf*cker at one point.

Not really fair to point to her at like 9 months pregnant. Of course she’s not going to look her best.

[Long Duck Dong]

https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/healthandbeauty/skincare-and-fragrances/2018102963976/kelly-brook-makeup-free-selfie/0-301-566/kelly-brook-selfie-t.jpg

https://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/kelly-brook/arrives-at-itv-studios-in-london/Kelly-Brook:-Arrives-at-ITV-Studios--07-662x988.jpg

that fat picture reminded me of kelly brook who was once GOAT. in past year or so she just said the hell with pounds, who tf cares anymore ..

https://i.redd.it/7p5dwl3pvt0z.jpg

I could still get with that :lol (that's about the max limit to my chubby chasing thought)

Big but curvy and natural breasts. :pimp:

Jessica Simpson I never thought was that hot by Hollywood standards. Fake hair, fake boobs, oompa loompa height. She used to have decent legs but so do lots of women just walking around the street every day.

When it used to be about Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore. The only one I thought was way above average looking was Mandy Moore.

[coin24]

[QUOTE=NumberSix]Keeping it real, Jessica Simpson was a bad motherf*cker at one point.

Not really fair to point to her at like 9 months pregnant. Of course she

[Ben Simmons 25]

She is ****ing disgusting now.


But if you take about 15-20 years off... HOLY SHIT, would not pull out.
I would choke a puppy to get at that.



https://i2.wp.com/c8.alamy.com/comp/HMNYMH/jessica-simpson-shopping-in-soho-area-in-new-york-city-september-19-HMNYMH.jpg

[tpols]

She still looks great...


Didn't realize she was 5'2 though... I thought she was a tall chick based on the legs 5'8-9... She's a snooki wtf...

[Ben Simmons 25]

https://cdn.eblnews.com/sites/default/files/cover/2018-10/EkwtnbKBSZ4.jpg


She still looks great...


:biggums:

:roll: :roll:

[highwhey]

https://cdn.eblnews.com/sites/default/files/cover/2018-10/EkwtnbKBSZ4.jpg




:biggums:

:roll: :roll:
https://memegenerator.net/img/images/600x600/15157835/cross-eyed-steve-buscemi.jpg

[Ben Simmons 25]

https://memegenerator.net/img/images/600x600/15157835/cross-eyed-steve-buscemi.jpg

:roll: :roll:

[highwhey]

:roll: :roll:
:roll:

[tpols]

https://cdn.eblnews.com/sites/default/files/cover/2018-10/EkwtnbKBSZ4.jpg

:biggums:

:roll: :roll:


Big titties at least... shit


If she had all her teeth shed be a 8 in townie Florida.

[TheMan]

I could still get with that :lol (that's about the max limit to my chubby chasing thought)

Big but curvy and natural breasts. :pimp:

Jessica Simpson I never thought was that hot by Hollywood standards. Fake hair, fake boobs, oompa loompa height. She used to have decent legs but so do lots of women just walking around the street every day.

When it used to be about Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore. The only one I thought was way above average looking was Mandy Moore.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/704/934/fec.jpg
Don't forget Christina Aguilera too...

But yeah, Mandy Moore>>>

[Patrick Chewing]

https://cdn.eblnews.com/sites/default/files/cover/2018-10/EkwtnbKBSZ4.jpg




https://media1.tenor.com/images/3f9ead78a6491f581c7da2da2b953e7f/tenor.gif

[Lakers Legend#32]

Not Then. Not Now.

[Smook A.]

Can't really blame her for gaining weight cause she just had another kid. When she's fit, she looks really good.

[Long Duck Dong]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/704/934/fec.jpg
Don't forget Christina Aguilera too...

But yeah, Mandy Moore>>>

Oh yeah forgot to mention Christina Aguilera. She didn't start to look good until later on when she put on a little weight. When she was young she had the body of a boy. The most gifted singer of them all though(which isn't saying much)

[TheCorporation]

https://cdn.eblnews.com/sites/default/files/cover/2018-10/EkwtnbKBSZ4.jpg




:biggums:

:roll: :roll:

Good god :eek: