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daballa13
01-31-2009, 01:53 PM
Brock Lesnar would eat Shaq alive and **** on Dwight Howard, these punk NBA players ain't tough, Brock would handle Shaq like a baby in the post, and dunk on Dwight Howard with ease from beyond the ark. Just stating the obvious.

http://fouledout.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/brock-lesnar.jpg

http://beat.bodoglife.com/wp-content/uploads/Brock%20Lesnar%20-%202.jpg

http://images.chron.com/blogs/fantasyfootball/Brock_Lesnar_385734a.jpg

http://www.yorkblog.com/mma/lesnarherring.gif

JayGuevara
01-31-2009, 02:13 PM
That's a very very gay tattoo on his chest.

Van Damme > all.

HaNdLe ThE RoCk
01-31-2009, 02:17 PM
I aint even gunna front, that b*tch swoll

AznTacoLover
01-31-2009, 02:22 PM
yeah hella buff, would get tired in like 2 mins of running back and forth the court :lol

wTFaMonkey
01-31-2009, 02:23 PM
whos that girl?

plowking
01-31-2009, 02:24 PM
What an awesome thread.

Kebab Stall
01-31-2009, 02:28 PM
That's a very very gay tattoo on his chest.

Van Damme > all.
Agreed. That tattoo is pretty damn stupid, but so are most of his tats.

daballa13
01-31-2009, 03:37 PM
yeah hella buff, would get tired in like 2 mins of running back and forth the court :lol

Are you kidding bro, he's a Professional MMA Fighter, those guys have 10 times as much cardio as any NBA player, that's why you see guys eating burgers during the season and the Olympics in CB4's blog. He could run laps on the court. Here are his NFL Combine Stats.

After leaving the WWE to find actual competition, Lesnar decided to try his hand at football and tried out for the Minnesota Vikings. Brock's giant frame made him a perfect prospect for football. Lesnar's stats when he was at training camp included a 475lb bench press, 695lb squat, 4.7 second forty-yard dash, 10 foot standing broad jump, and a 36 1/2 inch vertical leap. All while weighing in at a staggering 290lbs.

To put some of those numbers in perspective, Emmit Smith, Vince Young, and Jerry Rice did not run the forty as fast as Brock did.

mhg88
01-31-2009, 03:40 PM
Are you kidding bro, he's a Professional MMA Fighter, those guys have 10 times as much cardio as any NBA player, that's why you see guys eating burgers during the season and the Olympics in CB4's blog. He could run laps on the court. Here are his NFL Combine Stats.

After leaving the WWE to find actual competition, Lesnar decided to try his hand at football and tried out for the Minnesota Vikings. Brock's giant frame made him a perfect prospect for football. Lesnar's stats when he was at training camp included a 475lb bench press, 695lb squat, 4.7 second forty-yard dash, 10 foot standing broad jump, and a 36 1/2 inch vertical leap. All while weighing in at a staggering 290lbs.

To put some of those numbers in perspective, Emmit Smith, Vince Young, and Jerry Rice did not run the forty as fast as Brock did.

If he was the perfect prospect then why did he get cut? Never figured that out

Penny37
01-31-2009, 03:43 PM
Brock Lesnar would eat Shaq alive and **** on Dwight Howard, these punk NBA players ain't tough, Brock would handle Shaq like a baby in the post, and dunk on Dwight Howard with ease from beyond the ark. Just stating the obvious.

That may be true, but Fedor would have him face down on the ground tapping.

daballa13
01-31-2009, 03:46 PM
If he was the perfect prospect then why did he get cut? Never figured that out

He hadn't played football since High School 10 years before and he didn't know **** about football.

daballa13
01-31-2009, 03:46 PM
That may be true, but Fedor would have him face down on the ground tapping.

I agree.

SLY
01-31-2009, 04:35 PM
That's a very very gay tattoo on his chest.

Van Damme > all.
I thinks it pretty cool

daballa13
01-31-2009, 04:47 PM
I thinks it pretty cool

Your alone there bud.

daballa13
01-31-2009, 07:12 PM
Lesnar is the best White Athlete in the world.

Maniak
01-31-2009, 11:20 PM
Ye, he is ripped.

01-31-2009, 11:43 PM
That's a very very gay tattoo on his chest.

Van Damme > all.

It kinda looks like a dick going into his mouth. :oldlol:

daballa13
01-31-2009, 11:46 PM
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Smokee
02-01-2009, 01:06 PM
That's a very very gay tattoo on his chest.

Van Damme > all.


Van Damme got dropped by Chuck Zito. If you listen to Stern they made it sound like it was a straight up fight.

dware94
02-01-2009, 02:32 PM
theres no doubt that hes jacked as ****, but handle shaq in the post and easily dunk on d12? pretty sure they both have like 8 inches or so on him:oldlol:

G-train
02-01-2009, 08:19 PM
Lesnar is the best White Athlete in the world.

Define athlete please. best white physical specimen?Maybe.
athlete? Roder Federer >>> Lesnar.

jc23
02-01-2009, 08:29 PM
Not even the best white male in UFC.

GOBB
02-01-2009, 08:52 PM
He wouldnt do crap in the NBA or NFL. He's in the right profession. All those "numbers" mean zilch. If anything is proven by the names you listed in reference to 40 times? Is that you cant measure a players greatness by it. So good job.

And he is swole no doubt but he probably cant satisfy a woman in the bed.

MarloStanfield
02-01-2009, 09:01 PM
He wouldnt do crap in the NBA or NFL. He's in the right profession. All those "numbers" mean zilch. If anything is proven by the names you listed in reference to 40 times? Is that you cant measure a players greatness by it. So good job.

And he is swole no doubt but he probably cant satisfy a woman in the bed.
Truth. He also lost a college wrestling match to Stephen Neal offensive linemen of the Patriots (little known fact) who was a tremendous collegiate wrestler.

Showtime
02-01-2009, 09:01 PM
Seriously, you all know he juiced up, right? WWF, WWE, whatever you want to call it, those guys juice. He may no longer do it since he's in the UFC, but I doubt he got that big in the first place cleanly.

G-train
02-01-2009, 09:04 PM
Seriously, you all know he juiced up, right? WWF, WWE, whatever you want to call it, those guys juice. He may no longer do it since he's in the UFC, but I doubt he got that big in the first place cleanly.

true, the intense twisting motion of juicing isnt clean, and is known to cause exponential muscle growth

G-train
02-01-2009, 09:06 PM
http://juicerdetoxrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Juicer%20Detox%20Recipes%20Juicing%20Juicers.jpg

"Mmmm, this juice is so tasty G-train.. and your biceps are so big!!!!!!!!!!"

Do me

RedBlackAttack
02-01-2009, 10:19 PM
Truth. He also lost a college wrestling match to Stephen Neal offensive linemen of the Patriots (little known fact) who was a tremendous collegiate wrestler.
It was the NCAA Championship, though. The fact that Lesnar made it to a Division I collegiate national championship is saying something.

Lesnar IS an incredible athlete. I'm not sure how he would do in the NFL, but I have a feeling that if he would have decided to take up football from the start and focus on it, he would be a beast.

Here is his match with Neil...

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3zhsq_brock-lesnar-v-stephen-neal-1999-nc_sport

It should be noted that Stephen Neil never played a down of football in his life. He was strictly a wrestler, but he was such an incredible athlete, he tried out for the NFL and became a serious impact player on the best team in the league. :bowdown:

kobesabi
03-16-2009, 12:09 AM
Lesnar is the best White Athlete in the world.
Arnold > Lesnar

http://www.ifbb.com/halloffame/1999/ArnoldSchwarzenegger2.jpg

Richie2k6
03-16-2009, 12:10 AM
Brock Lesnar is not human.

hateraid
03-16-2009, 12:21 AM
Carwin will beat Lesnar. Book it.

JayGuevara
03-16-2009, 12:44 AM
Brock Lesnar looks exactly the same as he did back in college. I highly doubt he "juiced". I don't get why every ****ing hater says that about big guys. I hear it all the time from friends about other friends that got big after some years. Even if they aren't even THAT big, they still say it. I just find it funny and I understand now that most humans are jealous idiots.

Well personally I can't understand how you get that big without the aid of roids, but I don't have any desire to get that big, nor would I have the motivation to stick with whatever strict regiment you would need to get that big, even with that juice.

In all seriousness though, let's say you were gettin that swole without any intravenous help or whatever, and you get massive where your muscles got muscles and ****. Wouldn't you look terribly disproportionate when you dropped your drawers? As far as I know, there's no lifting or anything you can do to get your lil buddy beefed up like the rest of you, so wouldn't it feel real awkward when the girl you're about to slay says, "You know the veins in your arms are bigger than your dick?" :confusedshrug:

Jordandunk23
03-16-2009, 12:56 AM
doesn't mean he has basketball skills... and he's what 6'5?

JayGuevara
03-16-2009, 12:57 AM
Times have changed my man. Didn't you read that thread about a pen.is enlargement device that actually works by an average of 1 or so inches? I ordered 5 for family and friends straight from Italy.

If that's true I'm ordering one of them for every day of the week. :oldlol:

My Swedish made ***** enlarger pump never came in. :(

bdreason
03-16-2009, 01:51 AM
My boy Mir is going to sub Lesnar just like he did last time.

Enjoy the fake belt while you can, Brock.

All Net
03-16-2009, 04:24 AM
Brock Lesnar looks exactly the same as he did back in college. I highly doubt he "juiced". I don't get why every ****ing hater says that about big guys. I hear it all the time from friends about other friends that got big after some years. Even if they aren't even THAT big, they still say it. I just find it funny and I understand now that most humans are jealous idiots.

Didn't Brock get kicked out of the WWE due to drugs?

Dasher
03-16-2009, 08:40 AM
If he was the perfect prospect then why did he get cut? Never figured that outHe lacked the lower body strength and balance to play in the trenches in the NFL, and the lateral quickness and hips to play linebacker.

NOHCP3
03-16-2009, 11:29 AM
I remember Brock's last WWE match.. The crowd had turned against him. He was one of the better wrestlers on the show


As far as his body, dude is ripped. Dont know if its roids or not but hes huge. I wonder if he'll lose to a guy with a great technique like he did in his first fight.

HisAirness
03-16-2009, 01:09 PM
This guy would make a pretty intimidating Nazi.

dajadeed
03-16-2009, 01:24 PM
Are you kidding bro, he's a Professional MMA Fighter, those guys have 10 times as much cardio as any NBA player, that's why you see guys eating burgers during the season and the Olympics in CB4's blog. He could run laps on the court. Here are his NFL Combine Stats.
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Hotlantadude81
03-16-2009, 01:54 PM
Brock Lesnar would eat Shaq alive and **** on Dwight Howard, these punk NBA players ain't tough, Brock would handle Shaq like a baby in the post, and dunk on Dwight Howard with ease from beyond the ark. Just stating the obvious.

http://fouledout.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/brock-lesnar.jpg

http://beat.bodoglife.com/wp-content/uploads/Brock%20Lesnar%20-%202.jpg

http://images.chron.com/blogs/fantasyfootball/Brock_Lesnar_385734a.jpg

http://www.yorkblog.com/mma/lesnarherring.gif

A big hick on steroids. Who cares?

Hotlantadude81
03-16-2009, 01:55 PM
Are you kidding bro, he's a Professional MMA Fighter, those guys have 10 times as much cardio as any NBA player, that's why you see guys eating burgers during the season and the Olympics in CB4's blog. He could run laps on the court. Here are his NFL Combine Stats.

After leaving the WWE to find actual competition, Lesnar decided to try his hand at football and tried out for the Minnesota Vikings. Brock's giant frame made him a perfect prospect for football. Lesnar's stats when he was at training camp included a 475lb bench press, 695lb squat, 4.7 second forty-yard dash, 10 foot standing broad jump, and a 36 1/2 inch vertical leap. All while weighing in at a staggering 290lbs.

To put some of those numbers in perspective, Emmit Smith, Vince Young, and Jerry Rice did not run the forty as fast as Brock did.


Yet, he failed to make a team.

Jackass18
03-16-2009, 11:43 PM
My boy Mir is going to sub Lesnar just like he did last time.

Enjoy the fake belt while you can, Brock.

Brock has the real belt, Mir has the fake one.

JustinJDW
03-17-2009, 01:55 AM
I admire Brock Lesnar. He was my favorite Wrestler when he was in the WWE. So much power, strength and agility. His matches with Kurt Angle were simply amazing. Now, its pretty cool to see him kick ass in real life.

SCREWstonRockets
03-17-2009, 03:30 AM
Real reasons why he quit Wrestling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QqAu_OoYWc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jBBY6YwXSg


In Pro Wrestling, safety is #1. You have to take care of your opponent. Not only did he break the neck of his opponent, he could have had a real serious injury in that first video. Luckily, he only escaped with a concussion.

PistolPete
03-17-2009, 03:35 AM
I'll take this guy over Brock Lesnar any day

http://www.t-nation.com/img/photos/296bas-belts.jpg

kobesabi
03-17-2009, 04:41 AM
I'll take this guy over Brock Lesnar any day

http://www.t-nation.com/img/photos/296bas-belts.jpg
Wasn't he the guy on Discovery channel of hte episode Fight Science?

halffttime
07-12-2009, 02:44 AM
I thinks it pretty cool

o lawd.

oh the horror
07-12-2009, 03:05 AM
Brock Lesnar would eat Shaq alive and **** on Dwight Howard, these punk NBA players ain't tough, Brock would handle Shaq like a baby in the post, and dunk on Dwight Howard with ease from beyond the ark. Just stating the obvious.








Your love, passion, and adoration of this male, is now entering the zone of 'disturbing'


But, Brock is impressive. How old is he these days? 30-32 ish?

nbastatus
07-12-2009, 03:55 AM
gay ass tat.
love brock though. used to enjoy watching him wrestle.

Jackass18
07-12-2009, 05:25 AM
Your love, passion, and adoration of this male, is now entering the zone of 'disturbing'


But, Brock is impressive. How old is he these days? 30-32 ish?

On the telecast, they said his birthday was tomorrow so that would mean he is now 32.