Best Rap Lines

[WuTangWizard]

List them...

Example: Cassidy- "even guys with no arms say i'm the best hands down"

[RidonKs]

"You flowers got no clout with a thing
You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang"

"Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
And **** Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack"

"Forgot a gold digger's succubus , my souls thick with ruggedness
With the mic I'm like a dyke, can't no ***** **** with this"


A few favourites from 313. First two are Em, third one is Eye-Kyu.

[sonicman]

"Like blind people readin', i'm feelin it"

I don't really like Nelly much, but he has some lyrics... Chamillionaire is one as well, some of his lines are just dope

[dawsey6]

not the best, but one of my favorite current ones:

"The name of my car insurance is 'YO F*CKIN FAULT'!" -Luda


*waits for someone to post full verse instead of one single line*

[WuTangWizard]

ummmm BUMP

[canadianballer]

im waitin for sanity to come up in here and be all like

"bitch im the bomb like tick tick yeahhh crunk mayyyyyneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

weezy f baby!

[JusBlaze]

"I'm about a dolla, what the fuc* is 50 cent?" Jay-Z

[Sanity]

not the best, but one of my favorite current ones:

"The name of my car insurance is 'YO F*CKIN FAULT'!" -Luda


*waits for someone to post full verse instead of one single line*

It seems Luda watches Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. That line was from the episode where Malcolm Jamal Warner's character hit Will's car.

[Sanity]

im waitin for sanity to come up in here and be all like

"bitch im the bomb like tick tick yeahhh crunk mayyyyyneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

weezy f baby!

Not today man. Its to easy to hate Wayne. Its when people try and put him on this pedestal with hip hop elites that infuriates most people.

[dware94]

im waitin for sanity to come up in here and be all like

"bitch im the bomb like tick tick yeahhh crunk mayyyyyneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

weezy f baby!

:roll:

[lefthook00]

"I'll leave you full of clips(full eclipse) like the moon coverin' the sun."

[v-unit]

The man make the chain, the chain don't make the man
how many rappers we know with hella ice but yet they lame?

J. Cole

[BlazersDozen]

My gun needs potassium so I feed it banana clips - Me

[QUIZZLE]

"You ain't from Russia so bytch why you rushin'?" - Nelly

[Jailblazers7]

"if you die, tell them that you played my game
I hope your bullet holes become mouths that say my my name"

-Lupe

[Knicks101]

The man make the chain, the chain don't make the man
how many rappers we know with hella ice but yet they lame?

J. Cole

That doesn't even rhyme.

[BRabbiT]

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
It's the funk doctor spock smokin buddha on a train
HOW HIGH? So high that I can kiss the sky
HOW SICK? So sick that you can suck my dikC



classic.

[pete's montreux]

the entire first and last verses of GZA's Knock Knock

[Jailblazers7]

That doesn't even rhyme.

:oldlol:

[emsteez forreal]

List them...

Example: Cassidy- "even guys with no arms say i'm the best hands down"

cassidy is the most overrated rapper of this era.

[bdreason]

"Call my ***** son, cuz he shine like one"

[EastCaliChillin]

Piano face Audemars, you haters know the time
Drug abusin fourth-grader, I mean a loaded nine - Crooked

"If there's more than one hoe, sit back and blow me/And argue over my balls like Shaq and Kobe."
- Banks

[Venom]

Your girl don't like me, how long she been gay?

It's not the best, but pretty memorable.

[Knicks101]

It's not the best, but pretty memorable.


I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary.

> That line

[Richie2k6]

Big spender, cause I'm a winner like Bruce Jenner
I burn all beginners and let em simmer like a TV dinner

MC's are grounded, pounded down, astounded
They rounded up pounds of sounds, but I drowned them

kool g. rap

[BlazersDozen]

A lot of quotables come from Slaughterhouse...

Joe Budden off the track Fight Club
"This fiscal year, I’ma stay hot buzzin
With dude’s that help me shoot like A-rod cousin"

Royce Da 5'9" off the track Fight Club
"Quit talkin about me cause ya ass ain’t dangerous
They call me Hustler cause my mag game henious"

Royce Da 5'9" off the track Microphone
"I'm the blueprint - I have your clothes
Lookin like they was designed by bullet holes and shoe prints"

Joe Budden off the track Onslaught
"And treat Comp like Richard Simmons
Behind closed doors the boy gon man-handle him"

Joe Budden off the track Onslaught
"Cause, if you ain't all about papes
Then ***** you a trans-gender... all outta place!"

Joell Ortiz off the track Onslaught
"Or revvin' my chainsaw to sever your brain off
With no concentration I'm better than Adolf"

Joell Ortiz off the track Onslaught
"It's J-O-E-double what I never take,
Whoever feel they can gimme my first one then set a date"

Joell Ortiz off the track Woodstock
"H-E-L-L-O I’m one hell of a show
I’m the best you stuck in the middle like L-M-N-O "

Joell Ortiz off the track Woodstock
"All you ******* is ****ed
Call me “Not Celibate Joell”

Royce Da 5'9" off the track The One
"On a pill
I'm tryin'a have Rod Stewart cars and Ozzy Osbourne motor skills"

Crooked I off the track The One
"I'm the one who always cause an affair
So every time your ***** burp, you smell my balls in the air"

[macmac]

"I black out like DOS,
how you gon back out there's no back doors, like porsche,
of course, I'm the boss, Tony Danza of the stanza,
Springsteen of sixteen"

Lupe

"I don't give a fukk about cars or chrome rims
I got apartments you can put your home in"

Hov

"We rely on M-16's (Em 16's) like D12 does"

Esoteric

Banks is cooler than the other side of the pillow"

Lloyd Banks

"My slugs are like catchy tunes - you can't get em outta ya head"

Celph Titled

[DC's Finest]

"Before you rap dudes put me in your verse, assess your situation, picture it being worse. Your asking to get ****ed, how could you not assume, it's like inviting Ricky Martin in your locker room."
- Joe Budden

"Nobody taught us how to cook still n*ggaz'll grill, no foreman. Try not to call them ladies bees but them hoes swarmin, now honey, is it destiny or is it money?"
- J. Cole

"Short-footed and war headed like the tops of bombs, domino'n n*ggaz, delivery is papa johns. Little caesers uhh, burnin down your pizza hut, plaque collection building cos I don't brush my teeth enough."
-Lupe

[QUIZZLE]

"I hate to see y'all frown but i'd rather see her smilin'
wetness all around me, true, I'm no island"

[Jailblazers7]

"I remain a giant and you Jeremy Shockey"

Nothing special but I always love that line for some reason.

[DC's Finest]

"I hate to see y'all frown but i'd rather see her smilin'
wetness all around me, true, I'm no island"
Peninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy. Give up all this pussycat in my lap no lookin back. :cheers:

[qrich]

"With skills unused like the fallopian tubes on a dyke"

Immortal Technique

[playtetris]

Peninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy. Give up all this pussycat in my lap no lookin back. :cheers:

spaceships don't come equipped with rear view mirrors, they DIP as quick as they can

[Big Bang Theory]

I'm a kamikaze pilot, I stay fly til I die. :lol:

[v-unit]

That doesn't even rhyme.

Doesn't technically, but he makes it rhyme somehow.

[OneMoreSucka]

A tech nine is my utensil,
Fillin' ****** with so much lead they can use they dick for a pencil

[Maniak]

Obviously OP is not looking for extremely popular ones, but for me clearcut #1 is "got 99 problems but a bitch aint one"

I also liked Kid Cudis "i got 99 problems, but they all bytches, wish i was jiggaman"

[Kasper]

"I'm a get bucks like Milwaukee cuz like Sam I Cassell." Jada

and

"Mad at me cause I kick that shit real ****** feel while 99% of your fans wear high heels" Cannibus


both kinda old but still nice.

[v-unit]

Canibus has one of the craziest flows...

Just how I planned it, rappers start to panic, brains get hijacked like planes and crash landed

[QUIZZLE]

"Okay! What! Okay! Yeah! What! What! What! Ok! Let's go! What!"

[Posterize246]

"I remain a giant and you Jeremy Shockey"

Nothing special but I always love that line for some reason.
it was cool 'til Shockey got a ring without them

[Kasper]

Canibus has one of the craziest flows...

Just how I planned it, rappers start to panic, brains get hijacked like planes and crash landed

Yeah.. his cadence was ridiculous on that too.

[highwhey]

Obviously OP is not looking for extremely popular ones, but for me clearcut #1 is "got 99 problems but a bitch aint one"

I also liked Kid Cudis "i got 99 problems, but they all bytches, wish i was jiggaman"
this is the reason why i bought man on the moon cd. the cd has other good songs though.

[jazz873]

Undisputed- Luda

Pretty much the whole song

[PistolPete]

"My new album's Flo Jo's heart, watch it blow up" - chino xl

[plowking]

I jack, I rob, I sin. Aw man, I'm Jackie Robinson 'Cept when I run base, I dodge the pen
Jay-Z

[DC's Finest]

"I'm a get bucks like Milwaukee cuz like Sam I Cassell." Jada

and

"Mad at me cause I kick that shit real ****** feel while 99% of your fans wear high heels" Cannibus


both kinda old but still nice.
Reminded me of "I'm with the bucks like Milwaukee, I shoot em dead, left hand like Michael Redd, recycle the flow come back, i'm dead prez."
-Game

[MMM]

GZA-Killah Hills 10304
the whole verse but especially

There's no need for us to spray up the scene
I use less men, more powerful shit for my team
Like my man Muhammad from Afghanistan
Grew up in Iran, the ***** runs a neighborhood newsstand
A wild Middle Eastern, bomb specialist
Intiated, at eleven to be a terrorist
He set bombs in bottles of champagne


and Masta Killah's verse in da mystery of chesboxing has great lines scattered throughout it.

[Horde of Temujin]

"Youre such a b!tch somebody probably made you out of a rib."

[Agent_Zero]

Cudi: I am not a role model but I am the blueprint

Asher: The sky's a better place, I wish that I could fly or levitate, so I get high like everyday but that ain't do much, really just increases my lunch

Blu: Just cause I'm a gentleman don't mean I'm into settlin'

J.Cole: She say she found God but to me she found satin/satan

[DOUBLE DRIBBLE]

I got more riches than you, f

[DOUBLE DRIBBLE]

Too many great lines in this Canibus verse...


Cause I don't give a f

[ILL EAGLE]

"I rock heads like mount rushmore"

[weezy f baby]

Big L- Before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask beavis I get nuttin butt-head

DOSE- Ima put the chrome to your cranium. chck chck boom turn your dome into a stadium

Me- i got punchlines that will knock a ***** out...mike tyson. your useless when rhymin im ruthless and violent. ill send ya back to ya moms how you came out...toothless and cryin.

Weezy- Boy I'm more cooler than a fan and a mint,
And when I'm done this track we'll need a couple bandages,
I be wit savages and I'm above average,
Im a crazy ass star like a ****in asterick.

Weezy-
lost everything, but I ain't the only the one
First came the hurricane, then the morning sun
Excuse me if I'm on one
And don't trip if I light one, I walk a tight one
They try tell me keep my eyes open
My whole city underwater, some people still floatin'
And they wonder why black people still voting
'Cause your president still choking.
HES A LYRCISTS AS WELL... ya i hate how weezy raps about random shit but if he raps about shit hes good and he does have some dope punchlines..

WEEZY-Yo flow never wet, like grandma *****,
I'm always good, like grandma cookies,
Yeah call me the screen or the swine fixer,
It's goin' down like the Catalina wine mixer.

WEEZY- You aint a man your a hoe,
I can kill him with the flow,
And then play the guitar at the ****in funeral. (lil wayne plays guitar if you dont know)

[PowerGlove]

Undisputed- Luda

Pretty much the whole song

This.

"Bow down to greatness, before I get pissed and run up in the stands like the Indiana pacers."

[Big Bang Theory]

This.

"Bow down to greatness, before I get pissed and run up in the stands like the Indiana pacers."
That's a nice line. You could also take the "pissed and" as "Piston". Nice double meaning there. Not a big Luda fan but he has some nice punches.

[PowerGlove]

That's a nice line. You could also take the "pissed and" as "Piston". Nice double meaning there. Not a big Luda fan but he has some nice punches.
Yeah you're right about Piston, I should have put it in parentheses.

[Sicknote]

"Cashmere under the old leather, mother****er I move more birds than cold weather" Jada

"But i ain't nobody to idolize, they didn't expect this 'nut' to 'bust' in this game but I 'came' by surprise" Crooked I

"I'm sick as scarlet fever, spittin bars of ether; for the non-believer I'ma put it down like some carpet cleaner" Scram Jones

"Before the haterade never used to taste the same
Now dudes'll cut you like they're playin spades with razor blades
I'm at the airport changing clocks like Flavor Flav
Still I love New York more than Tailor Made" Scram Jones

"I give NY power cause dudes is type cowards
so I'ma put the cape on my back like Dwight Howard"" Scram Jones

"With the .45s I carry, I bury my adversaries like lies buried in the library" Crooked I

"**** the cops and the warden, I spit for my ****** and make history like when Iverson crossed over Jordan" Crooked I

"The beat peddler in the street sector, known to speak clever and rip like cheap leather, they say he a movie more like the director, on the mic I OD like Heath Ledger" Scram Jones

[AirGauge23]

Do you want me what's your phone number, I get around
Cali Love to my true Thugs, picture me now
Still down for that Death Row sound, searchin for paydays
No longer Dre Day, arrivederci

Blown and forgotten, rotten for plottin Child's Play
Check your sexuality, as fruity as this Alize

Quick to jump ship, punk trick, what a dumb move
Cross Death Row, now who you gon' run to?

Lookin for suckers cause you similar
Pretendin to be hard, oh my God, check your temperature
Screamin Compton, but you can't return, you ain't heard
Brothers pissed cause you switched and escaped to the burbs

Mob on to this new era, cause we Untouchable
Still can't believe that you got 'Pac rushin you
Up in you, bless the real, all the rest get killed
Who can you trust, only time reveals -- toss it up!

[Pharcyde]

"I'm swift with this, I burn crews like hoes with syphilis."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEjlQKh7YGo

[enayes]

"I stay in tune with the sun, stars and moon 'cause behind bars you're doomed if your mind can't consume" - AZ

ALL OF RATHER UNIQUE:
Verse 1: AZ
we was already loyal to people's minds and mulianis
now we more ****ed up with a mayor named Guliani
you can try to bomb me
analyze but can't define me
my mind's divine heavily entwined with Ghandi's
far from feeble, I leave your nostrils hard to breathe through
cause my cerebral's are more of a higher plane
than the Hebrews
my mic devotion brings out my deepest emotions
overdosing wannabes posing
sending them through convulsions
to hard to follow, you took a bite but couldn't swallow
your mind's boggled
but I'm as deep as Donald Goines novels
my whole persona's kinda laid back like a recliner
and since a minor, I been ****ing with marijuana
wavy-haired, my skin got a money getting glare
strictly menace wear, macking offa Guinness beer
so where it all begins is here
destiny and me finally meet
so how can I be weak?
I'm rather unique
chorus:
[scratched in w/ Pete Rock ad-libs]
why, why, why I'm rather unique
why I'm rather unique
Verse 2: AZ
my verbals rip shit
queens give birth to dwarfs and triplets
**** it I'm on some flip shit
ready to let my clip spit, dramatical
vocals release shells like automatics
tho' music's magical causing any tattles to be tragical
child, got a style sick as hell
sicker than sickle cell anemia
slaughter your story, gory like lukemia
filled with larceny, who want parts of me?
I'm vicious, mad malicious
cause it's real on this road to riches
I got this mastered, other rappers'll craft it
weak and wicked camoflauged as killers
how they speak and kick it
peep this uniqueness
nonbelievers I'm leaving speechless
left to chokers and skunk smoke
was coming through the speakers
surgically nice with any verbal device
trife, breathing life into mics
my insight's beyond the twilight
so die, fight, no surrender, no retreat
techniques speak
I'm rather unique
chorus [w/ ad-libs]
Verse 3: AZ
so it's gonna take more than your astrologist
to knowledge this
a physiologist couldn't even figure out the exoticness
raps demolishing certified the way I style it
my wordplay blaze with the rays of ultraviolence
my culture's smiling, getting more in depth with each breath
my biography follows the footsteps of Malcolm X
money and sex, Gore-Tex Donna Karan and Guess
finesse, success through the life
stress mics I blessed
puffing trees to get me high as trapeze
flipping Japanese at ease when I'm stacking G's
so let's discuss, plus degrees
how the rhyme forces the source for thoughts that's lost
so don't cross cause it'll cost
the ghetto savior, smooth, the real playa with flavor
moves be major
with unexplainable behavior
the word's on the street so keep your ears to the concrete
[why, why, why I'm rather unique

[Pimpdaddy311991]

"****** shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house, and if you got a glass jaw you should watch your mouth." 50 Cent

[v-unit]

"I brush it off like, “**** it, it’s motivation,”
Some people gotta walk through life, some people roller skating"

"Sick shit, sneeze on some thousand-dollar sleeves.
Ease to the top and I’m not finna leave til I’m hot,
But my watch gotta breeze!"

Flow!

[Go Getter]

"So put a quarter in ya *** cuz ya played yaself"

"Stepping to me, yo that's the wrong move, so what you on hobbs? Dope or dog food?"

"Cool, cuz I don't get upset, I kick a whole in the speaker, pull the plug then I jet!"

"Money's the metal and my hand is magnetic"

"Shut up, eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet"

"Then I felt just like a feind, it wasn't even close to Halloween"

"Ask Beavis I get nothing Butt-head"

"Bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from"

"Rawr Rawr, like a Dungeon Dragon!"

"We don't Just Say No we too busy saying yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah!"

"I hold the microphone like a grudge, E'll hold the record so the needle don't budge"

"I wake you up and and I stare in your face you seem stunned, remember me? The one you got your idea from?"

"Ali said, even the greatest gotta suffer sometimes"

[Knicks101]

I don't give a **** I will last, my money long bitch *****.


On the block, I do my dance then take your hoe, take her to the hotel and make her suck my dick.

-Soulja Boy

So dope.:pimp:

[3ball12]

Nas Will prevail has a couple gems

Holdin a pistol at a pastor, pullin the trigger faster
Tell 'em I was sent by his Master

Metaphors of murder man, hittin like Roberto Duran


Move like a maniac, Nas is nice son
Talk to your concience and hit like Tyson

[RaininThrees]

"Slim Anus"? You damn right, Slim Anus
I don't get f.cked in mine like you two little flaming f.ggots"