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dnyk1337
02-13-2009, 06:09 AM
Ok... so you're in a boat/plane accident, and only yourself and 5 other posters from ISH survive!! You eventually become stranded on an island. Who would you want the other 5 posters to be?!

I'll post my list later 'cause I have work to do.

starface
02-13-2009, 06:28 AM
the 5 most plump and juicy

Sanity
02-13-2009, 06:34 AM
the 5 most plump and juicy

A little Hannibal Lecter action I see. :cheers:

hayden695
02-13-2009, 06:44 AM
idk but i couldnt stand being there with mathius

"im going to eat you now.............Mathius" Mathius.

jk

shawbryant
02-13-2009, 07:20 AM
WTF?I can't tell which are female judging from their ID.

DirtBag
02-13-2009, 07:28 AM
-primetime- seems like a cool dude
superboy/stephencurry for long ridiculous conversations
I would go with rufuspaul if I really believed she/he was a pretty bisexual woman model but I don't so.... Phar for obvious reasons. my silver medal!
Maniak he's a Suns fan so we could talk about that
Mathias just to see if he would say mathias after everything he said.

thats my fav 5

hayden695
02-13-2009, 07:31 AM
who ever it is that always comes on here drunk (primetime?). anyways he seems like a descent guy and being drunk would make i9t better.
actually not that many people on ISH i wouldhate to be with other than the obvious and lilojmayo.

FinishHim!
02-13-2009, 09:03 AM
Spudjay for one thing, because then he'd have nowhere to run/hide. :oldlol:

dnyk1337
02-13-2009, 09:22 AM
Spudjay for one thing, because then he'd have nowhere to run/hide. :oldlol:

:lol :lol

Ok, I tried to think about the 5 people that would make sense if you're deserted.

cartmanclone/skywalker - You need a 6'7-6'9 220-280 pound guy by your side if you're stranded... even if he can't fight, he'll be intimidating towards other animals.

boozehound - Need I say more? the guy knows his stuff when it comes to nature. I don't want to eat poisonous mushrooms and die.

kwajo - Same reason as above. He's a nature buff.

catz - Face it... if you're stuck on an island you're gonna be ****ing bored. Might as well get high off of the local leaves. Who best to teach the ways of highness than catz himself? :bowdown:

ALBballer - A fellow countryman... why else? Just in case the others get annoying, we can always speak in another language and **** them over in the end.

Mamba
02-13-2009, 09:24 AM
corky mcbiff - oh how i'd love to kick the **** out of him every hour im on that island
mathius - the negative guy on the island. you always need that negative guy that kills himself
strowsho4 - someone entertaining to talk to
Meticode- need a proper cavs fan
spudjay - he'll have nowhere to hide.

undertaker21
02-13-2009, 09:39 AM
GOBB - lets face it. for a guy who spends as much time on the internet as he does, he probably would have a lot of practical knowledge about how to survive on that island. Not that he'd necessarily be good at applying it, but at least he'd be book smart i'd assume.

Lebron23 - Assuming we were on that island for a long time, i'd need someone to lighten the mood/keep everyone from being on edge.

Jeff (insidehoops) - I'd need that dude to tell me im #1 everyday to keep me motivated to go on.

Mathius - as someone else said, you need that one negative guy on the island. He would keep things balanced and if he ever got too rude or annoying, nobody would feel bad about killing and eating him when food runs low. Plus, i'm thinking he'd probably be a crafty dude with a lot of ideas.

Phar - assuming she's actually a girl, i'd eventually need someone to procreate with.

johndeeregreen
02-13-2009, 11:04 AM
I see someone has already beat me to the punch on the Phar joke. Too bad.

As for posters, I don't think I'd enjoy being stuck on an island with anyone. If I had to choose, though, I guess probably pete (common interests - music/film), boozehound (I disagree with him a lot, but he's a smart individual), mlh, RBA (both great sports guys). That's about it, I think.

ALBballer
02-13-2009, 11:53 AM
J$- Would provide entertainment with his multiple personalities.

Genc- You need someone to watch your back on an Island with strangers.

Any female poster on ISH – ALBy has needs to get his **** on.

Kwajo- Typical white dude that loves the environment. He could probably make a boat out of coconuts or some shyt.

DeuceWallace- I think he says he majors in something Environmental related. He could probably point out the poisonous plants and what not.

2LeTTeRS
02-13-2009, 11:58 AM
That's phucked up. She's a little girl.

So its ok to rape grown women, but not little girls?

bk33
02-13-2009, 12:03 PM
So its ok to rape grown women, but not little girls?
it's a little more ok if you ask me.

pete's montreux
02-13-2009, 12:26 PM
I see someone has already beat me to the punch on the Phar joke. Too bad.

As for posters, I don't think I'd enjoy being stuck on an island with anyone. If I had to choose, though, I guess probably pete (common interests - music/film), boozehound (I disagree with him a lot, but he's a smart individual), mlh, RBA (both great sports guys). That's about it, I think.
:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

Let's see:

jdg
GOBB
Catz
Booze
RBP
RBA
ridonks

some others i can't remember

rufuspaul
02-13-2009, 12:31 PM
I would go with rufuspaul if I really believed she/he was a pretty bisexual woman model

:lol Well considering it's a hypothetical e-question, I could be anything you want.

In deference to the OP I would have to assume that there might be some savage female natives that could provide coital services for the survivors. As for posters I'd want with me:

Dasher: The Heavy. A take charge guy that will protect the group.

J$: It'd be enough to have him for sheer entertainment/conversation value, but I also see him as someone who would become a shaman-like figure in a castaway situation. He would help us spiritually.

Boozehound: Dude would probably have the wherewithal to build a boat and create a shortwave radio out of raw materials. Plus he could give us insight on the native population that we are ****ing.

Hateraid: Gotta have a doctor or doctor figure. He would make sure we stay healthy.

Bballer: The scapegoat. An annoying person to take out all your frustrations on. Someone to sacrifice to the natives in order to keep the peace.

C-Webb4
02-13-2009, 12:53 PM
:lol Well considering it's a hypothetical e-question, I could be anything you want.
.
:wtf: do you have a v@gina?

rufuspaul
02-13-2009, 01:04 PM
:wtf: do you have a v@gina?

You decide. http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=115645

dnyk1337
02-13-2009, 01:26 PM
So its ok to rape grown women, but not little girls?


Sh!t, the Vikings did it.

LJJ
02-13-2009, 02:31 PM
There's a bunch of posters who have a rep for being weird/uptight on this site, but whom I expect to be decent standup people in real life. Like mathius, Josh, Gobb.

I also wouldn't mind to hang out with the people who make up the relaxed, sensible crowd on this site. And the Europeans, but not the crazed Eastern ones.

canadianballer
02-13-2009, 02:33 PM
jefferson money
dware94
v-unit
maniak
johndeeregreen

ALBballer
02-13-2009, 02:48 PM
Alternative 2nd Team:

V-Unit
Genc
Jamalovic
Sharas
Big Baller

We have a Yugo them going on here. Initially we would all get along and act as one. However once our Balkan genes come into play, all of us will begin to set boundaries on the islands and not allow each other to cross them.

Some of the posters will be mad at these artificial boundaries that were set and we will end up invading each other's land in hopes to gain a larger share. After years of war amongst each other, some Westerners come in a boat and end up stopping the war and they eventually set up bases at each of our lands.

Many years later all of us join the Westerners and all boundaries are removed.

Gunnin4HoLeS
02-13-2009, 03:12 PM
Ill take any 5 of yall, im gonna be chewing you guys up anyways... Cannibalism

MarloStanfield
02-13-2009, 03:20 PM
Hmmm, fun question.

I'd need a dude from Philly up in there so Gobb or Posterize.

GTS seems pretty mechanical so I could use some of his expertise.

Lamar Doom because I'll need some azz and someone to smoke with.

Dasher because he's big and strong and in the event there are hostile natives he'd be a great resource.

PlayTetris because he doesn't mind getting his hands dirty need be it (i.e. resorting to cannibalism, etc.).

i seen hippos
02-13-2009, 03:27 PM
Mathius
Glove_20
Bruinlove
Cartmanclone
Interminator

Slit their throats immediately, cut them up, have salted human meat for a few months to survive while I think of a plan to get off said island.

Use their flesh as rain coats.

I know, I know, I should pick more fatasses like Skywalker, but this would be soooo much more satisfying.

C-Webb4
02-13-2009, 03:46 PM
You decide. http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=115645
99.9% chance that pic is not you... post a pic of you holding a sign that says ISH=#1

MarloStanfield
02-13-2009, 03:48 PM
99.9% chance that pic is not you... post a pic of you holding a sign that says ISH=#1
Why is that so hard to believe? People that post on message boards do get tattoos ya know?

C-Webb4
02-13-2009, 05:21 PM
Why is that so hard to believe? People that post on message boards do get tattoos ya know?
It's not the tattoes that make it hard to believe. It's the "hot woman spending her free time on ISH" factor that's quite questionable.



http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f225/onikage311/chicken%20and%20ice%20cream/vol%202/Hot_Tattoos.jpg

LJJ
02-13-2009, 05:23 PM
It's not the tattoes that make it hard to believe. It's the "hot woman spending her free time on ISH" factor that's quite questionable.

And here I was thinking the questionable part is that the image comes up in google search.
http://images.google.nl/images?gbv=2&ndsp=18&hl=nl&q=hot+tattoos&start=54&sa=N

ihatetimthomas
02-13-2009, 05:25 PM
99.9% chance that pic is not you... post a pic of you holding a sign that says ISH=#1

Where does your .01% of doubt come from?:lol

Day La Ghetto
02-13-2009, 06:05 PM
statman
genciba
catshernandez
cartman
vaccumboy

lots of lard to go around:hammertime:

FIXED
02-13-2009, 06:19 PM
No Hot Girl posts on ISH. The only two girls I've seen on ISH is Phar and LadyBalla.

Phar at 15 isn't there yet. She is right now what you woulld call a mediocre HS girl yet to develope. She does however have potential to be a "superhead" aka hot.

Ladyballa- She is also in her HS years. She unlike Phar has no hope. She looks like a f*cking Blair Witch Experiment, mixed with Salem Trails type of Biatch.

If I had to pick 5 though in order.

1. Jefferson Money- Funniest Person on ISH by Far, I enjoy laughing
2. lilojmayo- knows how to keep ISH entertained with his wild imagination, and i will need that type of person to keep things interesting.
3. Phar- I need a girl so I don't go homo
4. LadyBalla- I need another girl just in case I get bored of Phar which will most happen. Mom i know i have set my standards low, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
5. Spuddjay- Someone I can beat their A$$ for not maning up.

1~Gibson~1
02-13-2009, 06:20 PM
Mathius
Mathius
Mathius
Mathius
Mathius


1~Gibson~1

Hawker
02-13-2009, 06:29 PM
El Pigto-civil engineer
AppleNader-electrical Engineer
J$-just cus
Romosexual-to cook for meat
johndeeregreen-knows how to hunt

hateraid
02-13-2009, 06:45 PM
Makes no sense why some of you would bring J$ + the ladies. You won't get any azz cause the ladies would be bunking in Money's hut.

BTW, we get it with the fat jokes already.

C-Webb4
02-14-2009, 02:56 AM
Where does your .01% of doubt come from?:lol
I would've said 100% but the laws of statistics tell me that there's pretty much nothing that you can say 100% without a doubt.

Hawker
02-14-2009, 03:00 AM
Where does your .01% of doubt come from?:lol
100-99.9=.1

west
02-14-2009, 03:04 AM
5. Spuddjay- Someone I can beat their A$$ for not maning up.
have fun owning Spudjjay then:lol
why is everyone like Mathius???he will cuss at you and remind you his name after every damn post

Manute for Ever!
02-14-2009, 03:05 AM
100-99.9=.1

http://images.jambase.com/fans/MrRedwood/Simpsons,%20Prof.%20Frink-%20exhalting.gif:D

Manute for Ever!
02-14-2009, 03:08 AM
why is everyone like Mathius???he will cuss at you and remind you his name after every damn post

Because you wouldn't feel bad if you had to sacrifice him for food. Plus, the adreniline caused by the anger coursing through his veins would make the meat tender.

VCMVP1551
02-14-2009, 03:12 AM
Because you wouldn't feel bad if you had to sacrifice him for food. Plus, the adreniline caused by the anger coursing through his veins would make the meat tender.


:roll: :oldlol: :roll:

west
02-14-2009, 03:12 AM
Because you wouldn't feel bad if you had to sacrifice him for food. Plus, the adreniline caused by the anger coursing through his veins would make the meat tender.
it makes sense:oldlol: BTW any reason that he has to rant every post???everytime i seen post from him and godfather are nothing positive

halffttime
02-14-2009, 03:39 AM
100-99.9=.1

good one.. hehe :lol

bokes15
02-14-2009, 03:41 AM
100-99.9= .01 :lol
100-99.99 = .01
100-99.9 = .1
:ohwell:

halffttime
02-14-2009, 03:42 AM
1. Phar, ladies first.
2. jFresh3, so i can steal spalding.
3. Lebron23, so i got some jokers around.
4. Cartmanclone, plenty of meat.
5. Raconteur, someone to remind me how great catzhernandez is.

Odomize
02-14-2009, 06:16 AM
I'd bring 5 women posters. Why the hell would you want to be stuck with guys on an island. If everything goes well, I'll soon repopulate the place. In 10 years I'd have at least 15 young workers.

Besides, I don't eat guys.

quasimoto
02-14-2009, 06:25 AM
Konex. You know why.

rufuspaul
02-14-2009, 06:37 AM
1. Phar, ladies first.
2. jFresh3, so i can steal spalding.
3. Lebron23, so i got some jokers around.
4. Cartmanclone, plenty of meat.
5. Raconteur, someone to remind me how great catzhernandez is.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

LilOJSimpson
02-14-2009, 10:19 AM
lilojmayo- i show him who the real lloj is

Maniak
02-14-2009, 12:05 PM
Hmmm...

J$
Laker4Lyfe
Canadianballer
Catz
Raconteur

pete's montreux
02-14-2009, 12:51 PM
100-99.99 = .01
100-99.9 = .1
:ohwell:

Funny you said that, my machine instructor went on a rant as to how engineers always **** decimals up. I guess It's true. :oldlol:

Hawker
02-14-2009, 12:55 PM
Funny you said that, my machine instructor went on a rant as to how engineers always **** decimals up. I guess It's true. :oldlol:

Are you referring to me ****ing up my decimals? Because go back and read. I did not. lol

I'm pretty sure you're getting confused my friend.

Unless Ihatetimthomas is an engineer.

pete's montreux
02-14-2009, 01:15 PM
I'm always confused.

big baller
02-15-2009, 02:10 AM
LOL, this is funny sh!t...ALB, u r 100% correct, 1 minute we r all friends, next u see blood stains all over the island :roll:


1. J$ -- You have to have some1 who is always able to entertain
2. V -- Funny guy, but biggest part why, he's Bosnian as well :D
3. AItheAnswer3/3.2.1 -- both my bros, but can only take one....
4. Cross -- To calm everyone down so tht they dont kill each other :lol
5. Catz -- He will be the fat kid tht always gets picked on :roll::roll: And tht we eat for food.
All for jokes Catz haha.

DirtBag
02-15-2009, 02:16 AM
not one vote.. must be the herpes:(

rufuspaul
02-15-2009, 04:24 PM
not one vote.. must be the herpes:(

It ain't that, it's just that we're afraid you'd try and make pets out of any poisonous snakes we come across.:D

Eldrunko247
02-15-2009, 04:34 PM
Drop me off on an Island with Smookee and a machete.

lilojmayo
02-15-2009, 09:38 PM
:oldlol: at y'all mothaphuckaz pickin' Phar as a copulation Partner.

Why not chooze a grown a$$ woman with cooking skillz and maternal instincts. Actually make cocnuts and raw sushi instead of some raw EZ-Bake oven a$$ using, virgin, clown fool like Phar. That is why Laker4Lyfe would be a top choice of mine.

Honestly, though I can't stand to see a loved one/a friend in pain and that would kill my motivation for life faster. Thatz why I'd rather choose 4 disagreeable people.. a testament to will and survival. So none of my closest n!ggaz on ISH :oldlol:

I need a father figure. I'm still a boy at heart. RainierBeachPoet step up to the plate and remind us that through our physical pain we shatl seek the company of th elord.

I need a friend near my age. Someone to study.. workout, speak copious amounts of idealistic buollsh!t with, exchange battle of wits with. Tie between ALBaller, lilojmayo, Rufuspaul, Posts Penyeach,, Hawker, and V-Unit. Any of the six will do.

I need with height to get bananas. Jamal99

And last but not least an enemy to turn on. To obliterate, demolish, roast and feed delightfully upon. Jimmy2k8 I'd love to quench my thrist with that fresh Wst Virginian prep blood.

We are pretty close in age your only 3 weeks older than me. LOL i noticed everybody wants Phar to be on the island with them.

SLY
02-15-2009, 10:26 PM
Hawker id make him my b!tch

FinishHim!
02-15-2009, 10:50 PM
Hawker id make him my b!tch
Dude would probably find some way to kill you using physics and math.

FIXED
02-15-2009, 10:50 PM
Dude would probably find some way to kill you using physics and math.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Hawker
02-16-2009, 12:18 AM
Dude would probably find some way to kill you using physics and math.
:oldlol:

Nice one.

catzhernandez
02-16-2009, 01:06 AM
Hmmm....

Wadeisabeast - This guy is crazy, and if he was on my side, I feel like if we had any trouble, he would step up to bat and help me fight some crazed tribe or something.

Statman32 - The guy is smart. I don't care what anyone says, he's a problem solver.

gencbiba - Need an even keeled person to talk to. I feel like if times got tough, I could turn to this guy to get some help.

Romo - We're all gonna be hungry, what a feast he will be.

StroShow4 - Romo's gonna have to fatten up first, what better way to do it than feeding him Stro's skinny ass? :oldlol:

johndeeregreen
02-16-2009, 01:40 AM
Wadeisabeast - This guy is crazy, and if he was on my side, I feel like if we had any trouble, he would step up to bat and help me fight some crazed tribe or something.
True, but think of the omnipresent rain clouds that would shroud the island.

dnyk1337
02-16-2009, 01:44 AM
If JDG would bring a classical guitar with him, I might think about saving him and bringing him on the island with us. We'd need some jam sessions to bring the spirit up.

catzhernandez
02-16-2009, 01:45 AM
True, but think of the omnipresent rain clouds that would shroud the island.
Good point.

Not to mention he could snap at any time.

He hasn't been on ISH since Halloween, 10 bucks says he's in jail for murdering his sister.

big baller
02-16-2009, 01:48 AM
Good point.

Not to mention he could snap at any time.

He hasn't been on ISH since Halloween, 10 bucks says he's in jail for murdering his sister.


:roll: :roll:

johndeeregreen
02-16-2009, 01:54 AM
Good point.

Not to mention he could snap at any time.

He hasn't been on ISH since Halloween, 10 bucks says he's in jail for murdering his sister.
And can you imagine how filthy your guys' lean-to's would be?

catzhernandez
02-16-2009, 02:01 AM
And can you imagine how filthy your guys' lean-to's would be?
I'm actually a neat freak.

johndeeregreen
02-16-2009, 02:04 AM
I'm actually a neat freak.
Did you never see the pictures of his room?

No freak, neat or otherwise, could fix that disaster. The only way to stop him would be to kill him, and even then he'd probably be all bloody and spill himself everywhere.

StroShow4
02-16-2009, 02:07 AM
StroShow4 - Romo's gonna have to fatten up first, what better way to do it than feeding him Stro's skinny ass? :oldlol:

i'm from the woods of maine catz, you really should keep me around as i know all about the wilderness.

catzhernandez
02-16-2009, 02:10 AM
Did you never see the pictures of his room?

No freak, neat or otherwise, could fix that disaster. The only way to stop him would be to kill him, and even then he'd probably be all bloody and spill himself everywhere.
:oldlol:


i'm from the woods of maine catz, you really should keep me around as i know all about the wilderness.

Not saying I'd be happy to see you go, I just think you'd be the easiest for him to consume.

StroShow4
02-16-2009, 02:11 AM
Not saying I'd be happy to see you go, I just think you'd be the easiest for him to consume.

does he really need to be fattened up though? i mean come on. :oldlol:

catzhernandez
02-16-2009, 02:23 AM
does he really need to be fattened up though? i mean come on. :oldlol:
Does a turkey need stuffing?

StroShow4
02-16-2009, 02:24 AM
Does a turkey need stuffing?

i don't like turkey or stuffing.

IlliniFan
02-16-2009, 02:33 AM
i don't like turkey or stuffing.
That has nothing to do with what catz said. And it's nor.

baseketball4life
02-16-2009, 02:33 AM
Glove_20
Skywalker
Romosexual
GOBB
Catzhernandez

StroShow4
02-16-2009, 02:41 AM
That has nothing to do with what catz said.

i'm aware, i just wanted to point out that both turkey and stuffing are overrated.



And it's nor

i highly doubt you'll ever catch me using "nor" on ISH.

statman32
02-16-2009, 02:50 AM
I would take Stroshow4. We could talk basketball and cuddle all day long.

BUY
:pimp:

catzhernandez
02-16-2009, 02:51 AM
I would take Stroshow4. We could talk basketball and cuddle all day long.

BUY
:pimp:
Sexy...

pete's montreux
02-16-2009, 11:06 AM
Who the **** doesn't like stuffing? :oldlol:

Get out of my country.

dnyk1337
02-16-2009, 11:25 AM
Who the **** doesn't like stuffing? :oldlol:

Get out of my country.

I wouldn't like getting my sh!t pushed in. Would you? :confusedshrug:

pete's montreux
02-16-2009, 11:42 AM
I wouldn't like getting my sh!t pushed in. Would you? :confusedshrug:

Where is the funny?

ALBballer
02-16-2009, 11:46 AM
You thought that waz strange?

Dude claimed he don't like S.T.E.A.K either. Seriously, the only people I expect not putting el bistec in they fav foods are either folks who practice Hinduizm or people who've been haunted by seeing a cow slaughtered in their childhood subconscious..

I've seen a few cow beheadings in my lifetime and I have to say watching a headless cow run around for 10 seconds is quite possibly the coolest thing a human being will ever encounter.

pete's montreux
02-16-2009, 11:47 AM
I've seen a few cow beheadings in my lifetime and I have to say watching a headless cow run around for 10 seconds is quite possibly the coolest thing a human being will ever encounter.

Not until you see someone's head get cut off by a combat knife.

knickballer
02-16-2009, 12:00 PM
Not until you see someone's head get cut off by a combat knife.

Chechen soldier? Yeah I've seen that **** online.

pete's montreux
02-16-2009, 12:04 PM
Chechen soldier? Yeah I've seen that **** online.

There's a lot worse stuff out there, too. I had to turn my head a couple times on that one.

I started to watch a monkey experiment video a few years ago but I couldn't bring myself to watch it. It was too much for me.

dnyk1337
02-16-2009, 12:07 PM
Nothing like watching your dinner get cut up and skinned right next to you. Used to do that quite a lot during festivities, usually with chickens. You take them home and feed them until the holiday, then the head of the house would usually take out to the yard or maybe the bathroom and start the "party". Usually with goats or any other animals with pelts, we would use their skin after as rugs or such. Great times.

baseketball4life
02-16-2009, 03:52 PM
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR COT DAM MIND bb4l?

Skywalker and Romosexual Duet. For real, need I go da phuck on further!? Lord almighty this duet of hard-hitting bloated-buffet boys will tear you limb to limb and feast upon thee flesh in a manner of seconds.
Catz and GoBB can both defend themselves (temporarily), but you a sweet young mixed 19 year old are practically begging to be consumed. Things could get messy!

Glove_20? He would be completely worthless! Just invaluable to the max like the treadmobile, or disposable razors. Not to mention the guy iz a skinny **** with insufficient amino acids from his vegetarian diet. However, it would be nice to see him maintain dat arrogance w/o a laptop or a calculator in sight.

Like for real you've got 5'9 155 pound azz GoBB, 6 pound 165 you, and 6'1"fatCatz who will be in LaLa land, and then you surround yourself with 2 250 pound beasts. Lawd hammercy!
LOL!

I thought we were working as a team man, you know to mind civilization again. Glove_20 would be valuable because of his brains, GOBB for his all around talents, Romosexual because we could use him to test out whats edible and whats not. Skywalker and Catz for comedy.

Waking_Life
02-18-2009, 07:51 AM
Yah mutherf*ckas would looove to be stuck with a cool ass mofo like me in an island...


Believe me, I know how to pimp out an EyeLand like no bodys B-Ness

dnyk1337
02-18-2009, 10:19 AM
LOL!

I thought we were working as a team man, you know to mind civilization again. Glove_20 would be valuable because of his brains, GOBB for his all around talents, Romosexual because we could use him to test out whats edible and whats not. Skywalker and Catz for comedy.


Glove_20 would be the one to build the raft and tell you all how it is the best raft ever made. The potential for the raft is the greatest ever seen, and it has the ability to bring you all home. Next thing you know it splits in half 10 feet away from the shore.

StroShow4
02-18-2009, 11:11 AM
Glove_20 would be the one to build the raft and tell you all how it is the best raft ever made. The potential for the raft is the greatest ever seen, and it has the ability to bring you all home. Next thing you know it splits in half 10 feet away from the shore.


:oldlol: :oldlol:

lilyi
02-18-2009, 11:46 AM
lilojmayo ofc <333

brantonli
02-18-2009, 12:04 PM
I'd bring ridonks, isn't he the marine biologist? Would come in hand when catching fish :lol. I would never bring Mathius though, god he's probably think he was on Lost and kidnapp us to the other side of the island or something. Primetime would be good nightime entertainment :lol 'Why's the rum always gone?'

Dasher
02-18-2009, 02:08 PM
Looten P. If he is on the island, his immense wealth will lead to a large search and rescue mission.

Kwajo-ISH's Bear Grylls.

boozehound-ISH's Bear Grylls #2

DeuceWallaces-ISH's Bear Grylls #3

Female Posters

rufuspaul
02-18-2009, 02:11 PM
Looten P. If he is on the island, his immense wealth will lead to a large search and rescue mission.

How did he make all his money?

ihatetimthomas
02-18-2009, 02:16 PM
Hateraid: Knows nutrition, he could probably help tell us what kinds of foods we should intake

Boozehound: Knowledgable in environmental things, probably could help tell us where to build shelter, whats poisonous

RBA: Intelligent guy, always good to have smart people around

Cartmanclone: fat dudes always die first, can use his body for bait

Rodmantheman
11-29-2014, 04:15 AM
Bump

Fudge
11-29-2014, 04:40 AM
Budadiiii
russwest0
Mr Jabbar
Milbuck

Jameer


We bully and beat the shit out of Jam everyday for our entertainment.

tomtucker
11-29-2014, 04:49 AM
Looten P. If he is on the island, his immense wealth will lead to a large search and rescue mission.

Kwajo-ISH's Bear Grylls.

boozehound-ISH's Bear Grylls #2

DeuceWallaces-ISH's Bear Grylls #3

Female Posters

why bring up Deuce twice ?

kidding, love the old grumpy fukker

GimmeThat
11-29-2014, 07:45 AM
"we're fcked right?"

"yea, totally fcked"

Theoo
11-29-2014, 10:36 AM
latine heat

KyleKong
11-29-2014, 09:51 PM
Budadiiii
russwest0
Mr Jabbar
Milbuck

Jameer


We bully and beat the shit out of Jam everyday for our entertainment.


http://i.imgur.com/KuH36.gif

KyrieTheFuture
11-29-2014, 11:19 PM
None of you

Rodmantheman
11-29-2014, 11:35 PM
None of you

http://i.imgur.com/KuH36.gif

Batz
11-29-2014, 11:43 PM
None of you
https://i0.wp.com/media4.giphy.com/media/qVVVfmHDMBZug/giphy.gif

rufuspaul
11-30-2014, 11:32 AM
So many great M.I.A. posters in this thread. :(

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-03-2015, 11:37 PM
We need to form a strong, competent tribe. I'll fit in the role of an Imam/Doctor/Simon in LoTF figure.

So we'll need a master architect and artist. Nick Young you get the nod. Tents . If he can make comic book figures and blueprints, surely in times of desperation he can create a formidable shelter.

We'll need a poet/storyteller/funnyman. That's you Ridonks. He'll be Cera in Superbad singing the tunes while we huddle around and chant. That "last stranger you met" thread was particularly lovely.

We'll need a squire we can focus our efforts on training. Jameer, you are the prot

poido123
08-04-2015, 12:00 AM
[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]We need to form a strong, competent tribe. I'll fit in the role of an Imam/Doctor/Simon in LoTF figure.

So we'll need a master architect and artist. Nick Young you get the nod. Tents . If he can make comic book figures and blueprints, surely in times of desperation he can create a formidable shelter.

We'll need a poet/storyteller/funnyman. That's you Ridonks. He'll be Cera in Superbad singing the tunes while we huddle around and chant. That "last stranger you met" thread was particularly lovely.

We'll need a squire we can focus our efforts on training. Jameer, you are the prot

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-04-2015, 01:22 AM
Jameer the squire :lol

Budadii has to be on this island for shit stirring purposes :pimp:

Lol that stuff is only bearable when you live in a comfy civilized society my dude.

It gets irritating real fast.

I forgot you're Aussie! You can identify the venomous snakes! Make campfires and spearfish out the Barramundi which we will grill on a banana leaf!. Then, toss coconuts back into the storage room Nick Young makes. And of course you and Jameer would have the closest bond!

And you and Ridonks speak English, but in completely different dialects. Plenty of potential laughter there.

poido123
08-04-2015, 07:08 AM
Lol that stuff is only bearable when you live in a comfy civilized society my dude.

It gets irritating real fast.

I forgot you're Aussie! You can identify the venomous snakes! Make campfires and spearfish out the Barramundi which we will grill on a banana leaf!. Then, toss coconuts back into the storage room Nick Young makes. And of course you and Jameer would have the closest bond!

And you and Ridonks speak English, but in completely different dialects. Plenty of potential laughter there.


Snakes, spiders, sharks, blue ringed octopus, toad fish, drop bears(lol), urikanji, crocs and many other delightful wildlife :rockon:

rufuspaul
08-04-2015, 08:21 AM
Snakes, spiders, sharks, blue ringed octopus, toad fish, drop bears(lol), urikanji, crocs and many other delightful wildlife :rockon:


I would be able to cook all of those. Just sayin.


In fact with the help of DeuceWallaces we can cultivate grains and grapes and eventually have a working brewery, winery, distillery.

Batz
08-04-2015, 08:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KuH36.gif
Kyle come home :(

RidonKs
08-04-2015, 08:51 AM
i want an enforcer to befriend in case things go sour between us... somebody who can intimidate physically and verbally. either rezznor or macmac

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-04-2015, 05:20 PM
i want an enforcer to befriend in case things go sour between us... somebody who can intimidate physically and verbally. either rezznor or macmac

A post-married rezznor without his other half, is a rezznor one wouldn't hesitate to battle.

iTare
08-04-2015, 05:21 PM
Kyle come home :(
http://i.imgur.com/KuH36.gif

poido123
08-04-2015, 09:34 PM
I would be able to cook all of those. Just sayin.


In fact with the help of DeuceWallaces we can cultivate grains and grapes and eventually have a working brewery, winery, distillery.


Do we have a crocodile Dundee and Jamie Oliver thing happening here?



Yeah that could work :rockon: