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lilmarcgasol
02-26-2009, 03:52 PM
Normally this magazine kicks ass but this year there's like 5 girls who just are disturbingly ugly and somehow made it into this magazine of supposedly the most beautiful women in the world

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/09_jessica-hart_19.jpg
not bad except for the damn gap tooth

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/09_cintia-dicker_21.jpg
photoshop the hell out of her damn smallpox looking face and again might be ok

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/09_hilary-rhoda_16.jpg
looks like a damn normal girl you see everyday walking down the street, who's dick did she suck to get in this magazine?

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/09_jessica-gomes_02.jpg
sorry big head, not sexy

mistakes were made

PistolPete
02-26-2009, 04:03 PM
I don't find a problem with the last one. (Inhaling through nose sound) Smell that? Smells like homosexuality abound

JayGuevara
02-26-2009, 04:04 PM
The first girl probably should have kept her mouth closed. The second girl is a tall gangly looking ginger. But, the third girl isn't bad, and the fourth could assuredly get it.

HisAirness
02-26-2009, 04:05 PM
The first and third ones are awful, but I can't talk.

Gunnin4HoLeS
02-26-2009, 04:05 PM
The first girl probably should have kept her mouth closed. The second girl is a tall gangly looking ginger. But, the third girl isn't bad, and the fourth could assuredly get it.
Seconded. As for the other two they are not that bad.. I feel as I know people that are hotter than them. That s not what you wanna get out of a supermodel

rufuspaul
02-26-2009, 04:05 PM
I've met Brooklyn Decker (known as Brooke at the time) and she ain't nothing special.

lilmarcgasol
02-26-2009, 04:08 PM
Seconded. As for the other two they are not that bad.. I feel as I know people that are hotter than them. That s not what you wanna get out of a supermodel
Yeh what I'm saying is they aren't like ugly, but they're supposed to be amazingly hot supermodels, not just girls who you have hotter friends.

MarloStanfield
02-26-2009, 04:12 PM
the last one is beautiful

211269
02-26-2009, 04:14 PM
yet I am sure you will never get laid by a woman 1/33 as hot as these models :lol

LJJ
02-26-2009, 04:14 PM
It's all about the swimsuits dawg.

rufuspaul
02-26-2009, 04:17 PM
yet I am sure you will never get laid by a woman 1/33 as hot as these models :lol

wtf does that have to do with anything? I agree with the OP. If you're gonna buy a SI swimsuit issue, you want some truly spank worthy shit in there.

ErhnamDjinn
02-26-2009, 04:35 PM
the last one is beautiful
last one looks like Olivia Munn :banana:

211269
02-27-2009, 03:59 AM
wtf does that have to do with anything? I agree with the OP. If you're gonna buy a SI swimsuit issue, you want some truly spank worthy shit in there.


Who spanks off to SI swimsuit issues? 12 year olds who have never been on the internet?

johndeeregreen
02-27-2009, 04:13 AM
1, 2, and probably 3 certainly shouldn't be in the same magazine as these women:

http://www.newstoob.com/media/images/2008/04/0421_marisa-miller-si-bikini-01.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/ult_ebenitez_01.jpg

http://bestrumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/heidi-klum.jpg

Have to agree with the OP. We're not looking at this mag for girls next door.

Brujesino
02-27-2009, 04:42 AM
^^^^^^^^^

i like the middle one

these girls better be super hot we dont want girls next door

hito da god
02-27-2009, 12:03 PM
1, 2, and probably 3 certainly shouldn't be in the same magazine as these women:

http://www.newstoob.com/media/images/2008/04/0421_marisa-miller-si-bikini-01.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/ult_ebenitez_01.jpg

http://bestrumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/heidi-klum.jpg

Have to agree with the OP. We're not looking at this mag for girls next door.
that's the best way to put it. why the hell is that gangly looking ginger in this mag?

IlliniFan
02-27-2009, 12:19 PM
Yeh what I'm saying is they aren't like ugly, but they're supposed to be amazingly hot supermodels, not just girls who you have hotter friends.
Then why did you state in your post that they are "disturbingly ugly?"

Cannonball
02-27-2009, 01:00 PM
The red head is so hot... I love how know one likes red heads because I love them and it makes them so much easier to get at since people shun them for there red hair haha..

and the 4th one is amazing to.. if you saw that chick walking down the street you would go nuts.

lilmarcgasol
02-27-2009, 01:49 PM
Then why did you state in your post that they are "disturbingly ugly?"
well the ginger face spotty gangly ho with an ugly face is disturbingly ugly. The rest are disturbingly ugly compared to the usual SI swimsuit girl like her for example
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/09_daniella-sarahyba_05.jpg


and the redhead is hot?

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/09_cintia-dicker_20.jpg
oh yeh look at that face, so sexy....NOT she looks like a goddamn cocker spaniel she's hot if you're in to dogs.

stuckey.and1
02-27-2009, 11:26 PM
nevermind