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Doctor K
02-27-2009, 10:07 PM
Inspired by the Gorilla vs. Steelers thread, and the animal eat animal thread


Who would win these animal fights and why? Assume they do collide and they are actually trying to kill each other. Also assume the best fighter and strongest of the species is fighting.


Just answer which ones you would like to.


Bear vs. Gorilla

Lion vs. Tiger

Alligator vs. Crocodile

Elephant vs. Rhino

Jaguar vs. Leopard

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator

Lion vs. Gorilla

Tiger vs. Bear

Anaconda vs. Jaguar

Tiger vs. Leopard

Crocodile vs. Anaconda

Gorilla vs. Rhino

Bear vs. Elephant

Tiger vs. Crocodile

Lion vs. Alligator

Hippo vs. Great White Shark

Hippo vs. Rhino




Feel free to discuss any in depth or start your own matchup. That's what this thread is about .

IlliniFan
02-27-2009, 10:15 PM
Bear vs. Gorilla - Bear would tear it up.

Lion vs. Tiger - Tiger fo sho

Alligator vs. Crocodile - toss up

Elephant vs. Rhino - rhinos are way more aggressive

Jaguar vs. Leopard - Jaguar

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator - Great white

Lion vs. Gorilla - Gorilla

Tiger vs. Bear - Bear

Anaconda vs. Jaguar - Jaguar

Tiger vs. Leopard - Tiger

Crocodile vs. Anaconda- Croc

Gorilla vs. Rhino - rhino

Bear vs. Elephant - Bear (would rape just about anything)

Tiger vs. Crocodile - Tiger

Lion vs. Alligator - Lion

PistolPete
02-27-2009, 10:18 PM
There are actually videos of these fights on Youtube. So to save you the suspense, go check them out.

hateraid
02-27-2009, 10:19 PM
Bear vs. Gorilla

Lion vs. Tiger

Alligator vs. Crocodile

Elephant vs. Rhino

Jaguar vs. Leopard

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator

Lion vs. Gorilla

Tiger vs. Bear

Anaconda vs. Jaguar

Tiger vs. Leopard

Crocodile vs. Anaconda

Gorilla vs. Rhino

Bear vs. Elephant

Tiger vs. Crocodile

Lion vs. Alligator

Hippo vs. Great White Shark

Hippo vs. Rhino


A hippo would own all animals in a one on one scenario. Fact.

MarloStanfield
02-27-2009, 10:20 PM
There are actually videos of these fights on Youtube. So to save you the suspense, go check them out.
link us i havent seen them.

HisAirness
02-27-2009, 10:22 PM
Inspired by the Gorilla vs. Steelers thread, and the animal eat animal thread


Who would win these animal fights and why? Assume they do collide and they are actually trying to kill each other. Also assume the best fighter and strongest of the species is fighting.


Just answer which ones you would like to.


Bear vs. Gorilla

Lion vs. Tiger

Alligator vs. Crocodile

Elephant vs. Rhino

Jaguar vs. Leopard

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator

Lion vs. Gorilla

Tiger vs. Bear

Anaconda vs. Jaguar

Tiger vs. Leopard

Crocodile vs. Anaconda

Gorilla vs. Rhino

Bear vs. Elephant

Tiger vs. Crocodile

Lion vs. Alligator

Hippo vs. Great White Shark

Hippo vs. Rhino



I might edit this later, I did just what seemed obvious or what I actually put thought into. I'm actually not sure about the Alligator/Crocodile ones...

HisAirness
02-27-2009, 10:25 PM
A hippo would own all animals in a one on one scenario. Fact.

Hippos are crazy, but an Elephant would ruin a Hippo. Its the strongest land animal. Too big, it could crush the Hippo. Not to say that in a number of instances, the Hippo wouldn't win, its completely possible, but I'd say in the majority of the fights, the Elephant would undoubtedly win.

Though I agree with a lot of your choices.

i seen hippos
02-27-2009, 10:26 PM
Hippos are crazy, but an Elephant would ruin a Hippo. Its the strongest land animal. Too big, it could crush the Hippo. Not to say that in a number of instances, the Hippo wouldn't win, its completely possible, but I'd say in the majority of the fights, the Elephant would undoubtedly win.

I could easily kill an elephant.

PistolPete
02-27-2009, 10:26 PM
link us i havent seen them.

I ran into a whole lot of them last night.

Here's one and it may be a bit disturbing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3tj5oHuk1k

HisAirness
02-27-2009, 10:27 PM
I could easily kill an elephant.

You, yes, but a lesser, wild Hippo, I doubt it.

i seen hippos
02-27-2009, 10:28 PM
You, yes, but a lesser, wild Hippo, I doubt it.

Do wild hippos weight train?

MarloStanfield
02-27-2009, 10:29 PM
Inspired by the Gorilla vs. Steelers thread, and the animal eat animal thread


Who would win these animal fights and why? Assume they do collide and they are actually trying to kill each other. Also assume the best fighter and strongest of the species is fighting.


Just answer which ones you would like to.


Bear vs. Gorilla - depends on the bear. a gorilla could f*ck up a black bear but a grizzly or especially a polar bear no way. i saw a video of a polar bear killing a walrus that was like over a ton which is obv. extremely impressive but the most impressive part was the polar bear dragged the walrus in it's mouth, 2 TONS of walrus!!! Neck muscles are ridiculous.

Lion vs. Tiger - Tough to say.

Alligator vs. Crocodile - This is easy, crocs are way bigger.

Elephant vs. Rhino - I just like elephants more plus they have size and weight advantage.

Jaguar vs. Leopard - not sure.

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator - Kind of unrealistic because crocs are in fresh water.

Lion vs. Gorilla This would be sick. No clue really.

Tiger vs. Bear Grizzly or polar>pretty much anything.

Anaconda vs. Jaguar

Tiger vs. Leopard - easy

Crocodile vs. Anaconda - I know there have been cases of both of these animals killing each other.

Gorilla vs. Rhino

Bear vs. Elephant

Tiger vs. Crocodile - In water or on land?

Lion vs. Alligator - same

Hippo vs. Great White Shark - unrealistic.

Hippo vs. Rhino




Feel free to discuss any in depth or start your own matchup. That's what this thread is about .

fun

HisAirness
02-27-2009, 10:29 PM
Do wild hippos weight train?

They don't need to. I'm in no way dissing the Hippo. Those things are ridiculously strong.

PistolPete
02-27-2009, 10:30 PM
Elephant vs Rhino

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUjnCZxskf8

Elk vs Buffalo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9o-DRTNli0

Buffalo vs Cow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTXl_I94gfA&feature=related

HisAirness
02-27-2009, 10:35 PM
Me and a friend were having a conversation like this today, also sparked by the Gorilla/Steeler thread, and we mentioned this combo.

We were both pretty sure the Wolf would win, but do you think it would be close, or possibly go the other way, between a big shit Mastiff, or Rottweiler, and a Wolf?

The Wolf would fight way better, I know, but do you think it's possible? I'm personally not sure...

-primetime-
02-27-2009, 10:35 PM
Just answer which ones you would like to.


Bear vs. Gorilla (what kind of bear are we talkin?...what kind of gorilla are we talkin?)

Lion vs. Tiger (king of the jungle for a reason)

Alligator vs. Crocodile (obvioulsy most crocs...a nile or salt water croc would tear up any gator)

Elephant vs. Rhino (pretty sure the rhino would have the easier time here using that horn on its stomach)

Jaguar vs. Leopard (I have no idea....tie?)

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator (no-brainer, and I am sure great whites have eaten salt water crocs before)

Lion vs. Gorilla (a silverback?...IDK...tuff one)

Tiger vs. Bear (what kind of bear?...a grizzly might have a shot here)

Anaconda vs. Jaguar (the snake)

Tiger vs. Leopard (Tigers are much bigger)

Crocodile vs. Anaconda (Anacondas eat crocs)

Gorilla vs. Rhino (wow...another tuff one...IDK)

Bear vs. Elephant (Elephant, with tusks and all)

Tiger vs. Crocodile (I am thinking that the Tiger would puncture that skin around his neck...but the death role is a tuff one)

Lion vs. Alligator (easy)

Hippo vs. Great White Shark (easy...hippos kill more humans than any other animal...but throw one in the ocean and it would get destroyed)

Hippo vs. Rhino (Hippo wins this..)

...

HisAirness
02-27-2009, 10:39 PM
...

A Tiger would beat a Lion. Especially, and maybe only (I'll give you that), if it's a Siberian Tiger.

i seen hippos
02-27-2009, 10:42 PM
A Tiger would beat a Lion. Especially, and maybe only (I'll give you that), if it's a Siberian Tiger.

Actually we've had these threads before and concluded a lion would win through historical accounts, shows, expert opinions, etc.

-primetime-
02-27-2009, 10:43 PM
A Tiger would beat a Lion. Especially, and maybe only (I'll give you that), if it's a Siberian Tiger.
ahh...

those are the biggest cats on the planet huh...

I wonder how they compare in claw size/teeth size/aggresivness...

size isn't everything some times...

HisAirness
02-27-2009, 10:53 PM
Actually we've had these threads before and concluded a lion would win through historical accounts, shows, expert opinions, etc.

You're probably right, and I've really done no research, but that's very surprising.

i seen hippos
02-27-2009, 10:56 PM
You're probably right, and I've really done no research, but that's very surprising.

Even against the most fierce tigers (Bengal), a normal wild lion has above a 50/50 shot.

A grizzly bear wins pretty much always against either according to historical accounts when these typs of battles were legal to organize.

HisAirness
02-27-2009, 10:56 PM
ahh...

those are the biggest cats on the planet huh...

I wonder how they compare in claw size/teeth size/aggresivness...

size isn't everything some times...

Apparently, this is a hotly debated topic everywhere, and its entirely possible that out of 100 matches it would be close to a draw :confusedshrug: , which is seeming more and more likely to me (though I think the Tiger may win more, but that's just me).

But I bet an Elephant would kill both of them :oldlol:


A grizzly bear wins pretty much always against either according to historical accounts when these typs of battles were legal to organize.

I believe that, no problem. :oldlol:

-primetime-
02-27-2009, 11:00 PM
A grizzly bear wins pretty much always against either according to historical accounts when these typs of battles were legal to organize.
even a silverback?

that seems like it would be one hell of a fight...

HisAirness
02-27-2009, 11:05 PM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2093233/

This could just be just a weak Lion... it really proves nothing alone. But I still say a Siberian Tiger (or Bengal, like the video) would win. Definitely not consistently, though.

jbot
02-27-2009, 11:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvxdbtHALA

lion vs. hunters

i would have crapped my pants at the minute mark.

-primetime-
02-27-2009, 11:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvxdbtHALA

lion vs. hunters

i would have crapped my pants at the minute mark.
like one of the comments below says, the story that I have heard is that those are not hunters...that Lion was loose and had already killed people...

jbot
02-27-2009, 11:12 PM
like one of the comments below says, the story that I have heard is that those are not hunters...that Lion was loose and had already killed people...

i think yer right. i see a light pole and a building in the background.

MarloStanfield
02-27-2009, 11:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvxdbtHALA

lion vs. hunters

i would have crapped my pants at the minute mark.
God I wish that Lion killed all of those ppl.

WTF makes me sick ppl are allowed to hunt lions for fun. sick.

i seen hippos
02-28-2009, 01:50 AM
God I wish that Lion killed all of those ppl.

WTF makes me sick ppl are allowed to hunt lions for fun. sick.

Easy there. Those people may be *******s (if the story on youtube isn't true), but they have families and friends. Their suffering makes you feel good, eh?

Lebowsky
02-28-2009, 01:55 AM
You know, back in middle age they used to fight wild bulls agains bears here. That musta been some crazy ****.

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 01:56 AM
...
I mentioned in my OP that we are talking the best of the species. So why are you saying "depends on the gorilla or bear"

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 01:57 AM
even a silverback?

that seems like it would be one hell of a fight...
A grizzly bear would destroy a silverback gorilla

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 02:00 AM
I also don't agree with many picks thinking a Rhino would beat an Elephant


The size of the 2 isn't even close. Elephants are like 3 times the height and probably like 8 times the weight. Once they knock the rhino down with those tusks and horn, it's stomping time.

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:04 AM
the worse picks are those that said a Hippo could take down a Great White...:oldlol:

PistolPete
02-28-2009, 02:05 AM
A grizzly bear would destroy a silverback gorilla

I doubt it. Gorillas are far more intellectual and that shows when it comes to brawling. From the videos I've seen of bears vs. cats, the bears hardly stand their ground and don't use their claws that much to their advantage. Just a few solid blows by the gorilla to the bear's head will send him running with a huge headache, or eventually kill him.

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 02:07 AM
I doubt it. Gorillas are far more intellectual and that shows when it comes to brawling. From the videos I've seen of bears vs. cats, the bears hardly stand their ground and don't use their claws that much to their advantage. Just a few solid blows by the gorilla to the bear's head will send him running with a huge headache, or eventually kill him.

Gorrilas are very strong, but the size and strength advantage of a bear I think give the edge. They are very skilled with their claws too and I think are fasted than Gorillas. You realize a big gorrilla weighs 400 pounds and a big grizzly weighs 1,500 pounds. The gorilla would get destroyed. Not to mention 6 feet tall vs. over 10 feet. And we aren't even talking polar bear yet.

HisAirness
02-28-2009, 02:08 AM
If a Blue Whale could walk, they'd all be ****ed.

Serious statement. Technically, strongest animal (not pound for pound).

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 02:09 AM
If a Blue Whale could walk, they'd all be ****ed.
In the water

Great White Shark or Blue Whale

The GWS takes it. How would the blue whale even attack?

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:10 AM
Gorrilas are very strong, but the size and strength advantage of a bear I think give the edge. They are very skilled with their claws too and I think are fasted than Gorillas. You realize a big gorrilla weighs 400 pounds and a big grizzly weighs 1,500 pounds. The gorilla would get destroyed. Not to mention 6 feet tall vs. over 10 feet. And we aren't even talking polar bear yet.
I have trouble seeing a silverback losing to anything...

bears have very sharp claws...but silverbacks have very thick skin...


I have no idea who would dominate...but apes are more than capable of taking something down 10x their own size...

Lebowsky
02-28-2009, 02:10 AM
Gorillas, grizzlies...bring 'em on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTOq7N4ogBI

PistolPete
02-28-2009, 02:10 AM
The best one though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4KsKFDL10M&feature=PlayList&p=F644D803552F5E5F&playnext=1&index=11

MarloStanfield
02-28-2009, 02:10 AM
A polar bear is the P4P champion IMO.

HisAirness
02-28-2009, 02:12 AM
In the water

Great White Shark or Blue Whale

The GWS takes it. How would the blue whale even attack?

I'm not 100% sure on specifics, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Blue Whale could just knock it around. Though you make a good point, and are probably right.

I should clarify that the Blue Whale can move the most weight out of anything on the planet.

Brujesino
02-28-2009, 02:12 AM
rabitt vs snake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ez5QPW-ku4

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:13 AM
A polar bear is the P4P champion IMO.
Great White Shark...

or Giant Squid...

_______________________

OR maybe a Black Mamba...

fastest, most agressive land snake there is and has the venom to kill many men with one bite...

PistolPete
02-28-2009, 02:13 AM
I stand corrected, this is the best one ever

Man vs Bear!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:14 AM
take that back...

Box Jellyfish is the P4P champ...

kills anything it touches in less than a minute and weighs nothing....:oldlol:

MarloStanfield
02-28-2009, 02:15 AM
take that back...

Box Jellyfish is the P4P champ...

kills anything it touches in less than a minute and weighs nothing....:oldlol:
yeah in the ocean...some fish are immune too.

MarloStanfield
02-28-2009, 02:16 AM
Great White Shark...

or Giant Squid...

_______________________

OR maybe a Black Mamba...

fastest, most agressive land snake there is and has the venom to kill many men with one bite...
again those animals die on land for obvious reasons. in the water they are top notch no doubt.

PistolPete
02-28-2009, 02:17 AM
How would the blue whale even attack?

The whale could just gulp him down with one swig

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 02:17 AM
Great White Shark...

or Giant Squid...

_______________________

OR maybe a Black Mamba...

fastest, most agressive land snake there is and has the venom to kill many men with one bite...

Yeah but it's totaly impractical for a Bear and a GWS to meet. I guess if you placed the GWS in shallow enough water to survive, but it couldn't really do anyting it wanted right? And the bear can't go in deep water.

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 02:18 AM
The whale could just gulp him down with one swig
doubt it before the gws takes one nice bite out it

MarloStanfield
02-28-2009, 02:18 AM
Easy there. Those people may be *******s (if the story on youtube isn't true), but they have families and friends. Their suffering makes you feel good, eh?
So? If they are going to try and kill lions it's only fair for the lions to fight back no? Kill or be killed. I wouldn't shed a tear if the lions mauled every last one of them.

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:18 AM
again those animals die on land for obvious reasons. in the water they are top notch no doubt.
well what about venomous snakes?

MarloStanfield
02-28-2009, 02:19 AM
well what about venomous snakes?
what about the mongoose?

HisAirness
02-28-2009, 02:19 AM
doubt it before the gws takes one nice bite out it

A Blue Whale is like a million nice bites.

But I agree that bite, or a strategic few, could be fatal.

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 02:20 AM
well what about venomous snakes?
Dude anaconda would is the best snake. Those venomous snakes act slyly. When 2 animals are trying to kill each other, all the lion has to do is take a bite and its over.

I doubt its poison could kill somethin big like an elephant anyways.

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:22 AM
this would be a good one:

http://www.dinosaurtypes.org/images/other_prehistoric-creatures/reptiles/komodo/komodo.gif

Komodo

vs.

http://snarla.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/caracal1.jpg

Caracal

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:23 AM
what about the mongoose?
I think (could be wrong) that they are only immune to Cobra venom...

HisAirness
02-28-2009, 02:26 AM
Man VS Ram

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt6C6P3bJq8
:lol

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 02:26 AM
Bull is another good animal that could've been included. How do you think it would fair against the heavy weights? I don't think it could've beat a Rhino or Elephan or even Hippos though. Bull vs. maybe Gorilla would be a good battle.

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:27 AM
Man VS Ram

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt6C6P3bJq8
:lol
those really are the perfect mascott for a football team...

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:28 AM
Bull is another good animal that could've been included. How do you think it would fair against the heavy weights? I don't think it could've beat a Rhino or Elephan or even Hippos though. Bull vs. maybe Gorilla would be a good battle.
that is a man made creation...

shouldn't count for that reason...

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 02:29 AM
that is a man made creation...

shouldn't count for that reason...
yeah ok


but you overrate gorillas to much man. they could'nt take on on the steelers lol. and it would get destroyed by a bear. i mean i have respect for gorillas and know they are strong, but bears are big and strong.

Lion or tiger v gorilla would be a good fight i think. could go either way.

MarloStanfield
02-28-2009, 02:30 AM
I think (could be wrong) that they are only immune to Cobra venom...
They f*ck snakes up for a living. I know they have really thick coats not sure if they are immune to poisonous venom. They are also very smart too. I'd speculate and say that holds true for a lot of thick skinned animals, elephants, bears, etc.

See Rikki Tiki Tavi. I always wanted a pet mongoose.

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:31 AM
yeah ok


but you overrate gorillas to much man. they could'nt take on on the steelers lol. and it would get destroyed by a bear. i mean i have respect for gorillas and know they are strong, but bears are big and strong.

Lion or tiger v gorilla would be a good fight i think. could go either way.


I agree, that seems to be the most interesting match up...

MarloStanfield
02-28-2009, 02:31 AM
I definitely think a gorilla could kill a black bear or any Asian bear for that matter.

Grizzly and Polar Bears are too big and strong.

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:33 AM
They f*ck snakes up for a living. I know they have really thick coats not sure if they are immune to poisonous venom. They are also very smart too. I'd speculate and say that holds true for a lot of thick skinned animals, elephants, bears, etc.

See Rikki Tiki Tavi. I always wanted a pet mongoose.
I mongoose beats a Cobra everytime because the Cobra's venom does nothing to it...they are immune...

there are nerotoxins and hemotoxins...and combos of both in snakes...

i am guessing that the mongoose can only defeat certain types of snakes...

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 02:34 AM
I agree, that seems to be the most interesting match up...
There are other really interesting ones too.

I think the "finals" would be polar bear vs. elephant. Too big animals going for the finish. It takes like 10 lions to take down 1 elephant to give you a comparison for how tough elephants are, they would easily destroy just one lion or tiger.

While bears on the other hand, going up to 2,000 pounds, over 13 feet at peak height, biggest claws, very strong and skilled, killing machines. that would be a good one.



Lot of good "water" ones too, anaconda, croc, alligator, jaguars, gws, fighting in water.

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 02:34 AM
I definitely think a gorilla could kill a black bear or any Asian bear for that matter.

Grizzly and Polar Bears are too big and strong.
i could agree with that

MarloStanfield
02-28-2009, 02:35 AM
I mongoose beats a Cobra everytime because the Cobra's venom does nothing to it...they are immune...

there are nerotoxins and hemotoxins...and combos of both in snakes...

i am guessing that the mongoose can only defeat certain types of snakes...
They aren't even immune to venom. They can beat any snake in theory.

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:43 AM
They aren't even immune to venom. They can beat any snake in theory.

The Hedgehog, the Mongoose, the Secretary Bird, the Honey Badger and a few other birds feeding on snakes, are known to be immune to an ordinary dose of snake venom; whether the pig may be considered so is still uncertain, although it is well known that, owing to its subcutaneous layer of fat, it is often bitten with impunity. The garden dormouse (Eliomys quercinus) has recently been added to the list of animals refractory to viper venom. Some populations of California Ground Squirrel are at least partially immune to Rattlesnake venom as adults.

wikipedia says you are wrong...:D

MarloStanfield
02-28-2009, 02:43 AM
wikipedia says you are wrong...:D
fair enough.

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:44 AM
There are other really interesting ones too.

I think the "finals" would be polar bear vs. elephant. Too big animals going for the finish. It takes like 10 lions to take down 1 elephant to give you a comparison for how tough elephants are, they would easily destroy just one lion or tiger.

While bears on the other hand, going up to 2,000 pounds, over 13 feet at peak height, biggest claws, very strong and skilled, killing machines. that would be a good one.



Lot of good "water" ones too, anaconda, croc, alligator, jaguars, gws, fighting in water.
so....

are Polar Bears > Grizzly ????

I never knew that...

HisAirness
02-28-2009, 02:45 AM
so....

are Polar Bears > Grizzly ????

I never knew that...

What? :wtf:

MarloStanfield
02-28-2009, 02:46 AM
so....

are Polar Bears > Grizzly ????

I never knew that...
Without a doubt. Polar Bears are considered the most vicious animal in the world.

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:47 AM
What? :wtf:
Is that like common animal knowledge???

:oldlol:


uh-oh

I thought that Grizzlys were the top bear on the list???

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:47 AM
Without a doubt. Polar Bears are considered the most vicious animal in the world.
are they not much smaller???

smaller claws???

smaller teeth???

HisAirness
02-28-2009, 02:48 AM
Is that like common animal knowledge???

:oldlol:


uh-oh

I thought that Grizzlys were the top bear on the list???

No, no. I'm on your side. That just shattered my cozy, bear-ranked world.

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 02:50 AM
No, no. I'm on your side. That just shattered my cozy, bear-ranked world.
yeah, I just grabbed the "bears" file from my file cabnet and threw it in my fire place...

hmmm...

HisAirness
02-28-2009, 02:52 AM
yeah, I just grabbed the "bears" file from my file cabnet and threw it in my fire place...

hmmm...

Dude. You shouldn't have, it's only a minor change, albeit an unexpected one.

Plus you should upgrade. Nobody uses file cabinets anymore. Not for bear files.

Meticode
02-28-2009, 02:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvxdbtHALA

lion vs. hunters

i would have crapped my pants at the minute mark.

Wow that's crazy. Those guys got some balls to just stand there at the last second.

-primetime-
02-28-2009, 03:18 AM
trying to think of a good match for this:

http://www.wsdweb.org/Portals/0/Member/Cheetah.jpg

lildurant
02-28-2009, 04:01 AM
Bear vs. Gorilla (but i wouldn't underestimate a gorilla)

Lion vs. Tiger (by far)

Alligator vs. Crocodile (alligator = lebron james, crocodile = kevin durant)

Elephant vs. Rhino (the elephant just has too much going for it)

Jaguar vs. Leopard (although leopards are better hunters, a jaguar has just way more finesses, strength, and agility)

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator (depends on environment, so draw)

Lion vs. Gorilla (this one was a tough one. but lions are really lazy especially male lions. even if it were a female lion, the gorilla has an advantage with a greater center of mass. the lion won't be able to do **** against a gorilla)

Tiger vs. Bear (easy)

Anaconda vs. Jaguar (don't really know what to say about this one)

Tiger vs. Leopard ( leopard is just too small)

Crocodile vs. Anaconda (crocodile because of mobility reasons)

Gorilla vs. Rhino (just too much defense for the gorilla to do any real damage)

Bear vs. Elephant (by far)

Tiger vs. Crocodile (this one was kinda hard. it depends really on who strikes first.)

Lion vs. Alligator (like above, lion is just too lazy)

Hippo vs. Great White Shark (depends on environment)

Hippo vs. Rhino (like above too much defense for the hippo to really do any real damage.)

Jackass18
02-28-2009, 04:02 AM
Bear vs. Gorilla Polar bear would rape a silverback

Lion vs. Tiger Could go either way

Alligator vs. Crocodile Croc

Elephant vs. Rhino Elephant is too damn big and strong

Jaguar vs. Leopard Jaguar

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator Great White

Lion vs. Gorilla Close fight, silverback would take it more often than not

Tiger vs. Bear Polar bear would rape a tiger

Anaconda vs. Jaguar On land, jaguar. In the water, anaconda

Tiger vs. Leopard Tiger

Crocodile vs. Anaconda Croc

Gorilla vs. Rhino Rhino, what could a silverback do?

Bear vs. Elephant Elephant is too big and strong

Tiger vs. Crocodile Tiger is too fast and agile for the croc

Lion vs. Alligator Lion

Hippo vs. Great White Shark Animal Face-Off did Hippo vs. Bull Shark and the hippo was the victor, so I think it would be the same result - Hippo

Hippo vs. Rhino Close call, but gotta go with the hippo

Doctor K
02-28-2009, 03:01 PM
Hippo vs. Great White Shark Animal Face-Off did Hippo vs. Bull Shark and the hippo was the victor, so I think it would be the same result - Hippo

I'm sure there is a diff. between a bull shark and a Hippo :oldlol:

hito da god
02-28-2009, 05:00 PM
to put an end to the bear vs. gorilla debate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CythpM3_ocM

Jackass18
02-28-2009, 10:31 PM
I'm sure there is a diff. between a bull shark and a Hippo :oldlol:

Did you mean 'difference between a bull shark and a great white?' The show presented that the shark wouldn't be able to do significant damage to the hippo while the hippo could to the shark. I believe they picked a bull shark because they can tolerate fresh water and shallow water.

CasterL
03-01-2009, 12:36 AM
killer whale is the king predator when it come to the ocean btw, single killer whales are known 2prey on great white sharks.

an asian/australsian saltwater corocadile would anhialate an alligator, the size difference is alot.

a grizzly or polar bear would take a silverback imo. to big and heavy for the silverback to do its arm ripping ect.

I went on safari and dont think people get how big wild african animals are, the tv dosent do them justice. the lions i saw wer huge, and as for elephants they are ridiculously big. an elephant would take any other land animal. and they arent docile, they are easily pissed off.

i am undecided on lion vs tiger and either of the big cats vs silverback. i think the silverback might edge it.

starface
03-01-2009, 01:16 AM
Bear vs. Gorilla

Lion vs. Tiger

Alligator vs. Crocodile

Elephant vs. Rhino

Jaguar vs. Leopard

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator

Lion vs. Gorilla

Tiger vs. Bear

Anaconda vs. Jaguar

Tiger vs. Leopard

Crocodile vs. Anaconda

Gorilla vs. Rhino

Bear vs. Elephant

Tiger vs. Crocodile

Lion vs. Alligator

Hippo vs. Great White Shark

Hippo vs. Rhino




Feel free to discuss any in depth or start your own matchup. That's what this thread is about .

Elephant > Bear > Rhino > Silverback > Cat

That would be my best guess. I know hippos are crazy dangerous too but i dont know where they would go in the order

The Answer
03-01-2009, 01:35 AM
Elephant vs. Rhino - rhinos are way more aggressive


Considering the vast size advantage that the elephant possesses, there is simply no way this is going to be a match up that favors the rhinoceros. Young male elephants, in the volatile stage of musth, are actually known to slaughter rhinos for virtually no reason. This is, interestingly enough, a serious problem in many Sub-Saharan African wildlife reserves.

phelix2000
03-01-2009, 03:49 AM
I don't see why people think an alligator could take a crocodile? Saltwater Crocodiles have like 600-1,400 pounds on them. They also have like 5-10 feet of extra length. They are just so much bigger.

As much as I want to say a grizzly or polar bear could take an elephant, seems impossible since there is over a 20,000 pound difference. Never realized how much elephants weighed.

Gundress
03-01-2009, 06:03 AM
Only one thing that Elephant fear is mouse or rat.

B-Low
03-01-2009, 12:49 PM
trying to think of a good match for this:

http://www.wsdweb.org/Portals/0/Member/Cheetah.jpg

I've read a lot of places that cheetahs usually won't fight anything because they rely so much on speed that they cant afford any injury. That's why if somethin comes to take their kill they just let it half the time. If they hurt their leg and can't run a lion will eat them within a day or two probably or they'll just starve

lilmarcgasol
03-01-2009, 01:11 PM
Yeh cheetah's are way overrated. They are also only able to take down just ONE SPECIES of gazelle, the thompson's gazelle, they are way too highly specialized and would get owned by everything from a babboon to a hyena if they were to straight up fight.

In order to take out an elephant? I don't think any single predator can do it, but maybe if you had 3 polar bears on a team plus a tiger to jump up on the elephants back, I think that'd be a good match. Don't lions eat elephants? How do they get it done?

Good match. Spitting Cobra vs Mongoose.

Mongooses own cobras but how would they do against a cobra with a ranged attack that blinds you? Would the mongoose know to dodge the poison?
vs a normal cobra its a straight massacre
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3BfL7X1uU8&feature=related
but against a spitting Cobra who knows

lilmarcgasol
03-01-2009, 01:25 PM
polar bear vs husky

awww! they become friends!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVIk_EsAjTo&feature=related

vapid
03-01-2009, 01:39 PM
Lions eat elephants by hunting in packs and taking down baby ones. I don't think a healthy bull elephant could be taken down by anything except for some marine animals.

On that note, one of the most classic animal rivalries of all time:

Sperm Whale vs. Giant Squid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDLDzEEV1Ns

JEFFERSON MONEY
03-01-2009, 03:23 PM
Bear vs. Gorilla - Bear. Strongest land mammal out there.. brute force almost a ton and programmed to hunt.

Lion vs. Tiger - Lion's mane are a big advantage but tigers are larger, mobile, possess higher vertical leap, flexibility and are solitary creatures trained to stalk their prey through large grass. Lionesses are primary hunters. Plus I'm from phucking Bangladesh so you know the bias kicks in. Tiger with a slight advantage, but if both go for jugular, lion will prevail.

Alligator vs. Crocodile - Crocodiles are thicker with thinner snouts and more PSI alligators have u-shaped snouts. Estuarian crocodiles and saltwater crocs are the largest of the reptiles. Croc have more mobility.

Elephant vs. Rhino - Dumbo will PHUCK up rhino like no tomorrow. Your little horny snout won't do anything to the heaviest mofo in all the land with his versatile trunk.

Jaguar vs. Leopard - Leopard pound for pound the strongest wildcat, but Jags are too large havin to phuck wit anacondas tapirs in thick vegetation. They'll take 'em out.

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator - Depends how close to shore. The only way Ali can win is by getting a blow to GWS gills.

Lion vs. Gorilla - Gorilla. If you got A LOT of time check out bodybuilding misc lion vs. gorilla. Lion packs more power, but gorillas got useful limbs to deliever deadly blows.

Tiger vs. Bear - Bear.

Anaconda vs. Jaguar - Depends on environment. Jaguars extra size puts it at a disadvantage as Anna can chokehold it.

Tiger vs. Leopard - Phucking joke. Tigger all the way.

Crocodile vs. Anaconda - Anaconda quite easily.

Gorilla vs. Rhino - Rhino.

Bear vs. Elephant - Ellen.

Tiger vs. Crocodile - Tiger.

Lion vs. Alligator - Lion is simply too powerful with tehir claws.

Hippo vs. Great White Shark - Hippo.

Hippo vs. Rhino - Oooo this would never happen in the real world lol but I'd go hippos if they're in close combat.

JEFFERSON MONEY
03-01-2009, 03:34 PM
A polar bear is the P4P champion IMO.

Wolverine, Hercules Beatle says othawize

vapid
03-01-2009, 03:35 PM
Wolverine, Hercules Beatle says othawize
Ant? :confusedshrug: Spider web?

JEFFERSON MONEY
03-01-2009, 03:39 PM
Ant? :confusedshrug: Spider web?

That too there are millions of creatures out there who possess more strength per weight. Just have to seek and find. Polar bears are nowhere near the best for how big they are. Check out fleas and their vertical leap. Japanese Hornets.

SLY
03-01-2009, 05:42 PM
Cheetah vs. Wolf would be a nice matchup

SLY
03-01-2009, 05:44 PM
Bear vs. Gorilla

Lion vs. Tiger = toss up

Alligator vs. Crocodile

Elephant vs. Rhino

Jaguar vs. Leopard

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator

Lion vs. Gorilla

Tiger vs. Bear

Anaconda vs. Jaguar

Tiger vs. Leopard (retarded question)

Crocodile vs. Anaconda

Gorilla vs. Rhino

Bear vs. Elephant

Tiger vs. Crocodile

Lion vs. Alligator

Hippo vs. Great White Shark

Hippo vs. Rhino

Cheetah vs. Wolf

SLY
03-01-2009, 05:46 PM
Elephant > Bear > Rhino > Silverback > Cat

That would be my best guess. I know hippos are crazy dangerous too but i dont know where they would go in the order
Leopard was once found killing an Adult Gorilla

my guess would be a Tiger or Lion would have no problem with a Gorilla

PistolPete
03-01-2009, 05:56 PM
Cheetah vs. Wolf would be a nice matchup

The Wolf Pack would have no problem with the cheetah. However one on one, I think the Cheetah

SLY
03-01-2009, 06:01 PM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2093233/

This could just be just a weak Lion... it really proves nothing alone. But I still say a Siberian Tiger (or Bengal, like the video) would win. Definitely not consistently, though.
Female lion

A Male lion fights its whole life TRUST me the fight would bloody as hell and to the death if a Male Lion was involved with a Bengal Tiger buts still its a toss up it depends on the individual cat

SLY
03-01-2009, 06:06 PM
The Wolf Pack would have no problem with the cheetah. However one on one, I think the Cheetah
well a pride of lions can kill just about everything


Good question is Leopard vs. Puma (Mountain Lion / Cougar whatever you want to call it)

Glove_20
03-01-2009, 06:10 PM
Cheetah vs. Leopard might be a good one


Or how about Mountain Lions (also called Cougars or Panthers)?


Mountain Lion vs. Cheetah vs. Wolf vs. Jaguar vs. Leopard

Could be good...

SLY
03-01-2009, 06:18 PM
Cheetah vs. Leopard might be a good one


Or how about Mountain Lions (also called Cougars or Panthers)?


Mountain Lion vs. Cheetah vs. Wolf vs. Jaguar

Could be good...

Leopard would rip apart a cheetah the always steal cheetah kills in the wild NO MATCH a leopard would win everytime


Mountain Lion vs. Cheetah vs. Wolf vs. Jaguar

Jaguar >>> Mountain Lion >>>> Cheetah >>>> Wolf

Glove_20
03-01-2009, 06:20 PM
Leopard would rip apart a cheetah the always steal cheetah kills in the wild NO MATCH a leopard would win everytime


Mountain Lion vs. Cheetah vs. Wolf vs. Jaguar

Jaguar >>> Mountain Lion >>>> Cheetah >>>> Wolf
Sorry I forgot to add Leopard on my matchup on my post

So Leopard or Panther (Or Cougar or ML)

Mountain Lions have are pretty precise on their hits and have great leaping ability.

SLY
03-01-2009, 06:23 PM
Sorry I forgot to add Leopard on my matchup on my post

So Leopard or Panther (Or Cougar or ML)

Mountain Lions have are pretty precise on their hits and have great leaping ability.
Mountain Lions vs. Leopards is a hard one it can go both ways but leopards are known too be more aggressive, Mountain lions are larger tho

tontoz
03-01-2009, 06:25 PM
I can't believe that anyone thinks a croc would have a chance against a great white. Crocs kill by drowning their victims. They can't drown a shark. A croc is an easy meal for a great white shark.

Glove_20
03-01-2009, 06:41 PM
I can't believe that anyone thinks a croc would have a chance against a great white. Crocs kill by drowning their victims. They can't drown a shark. A croc is an easy meal for a great white shark.
:roll:

Really? I thought Crocs could also kill by biting into their opponents. I thought thats what those teeth and that big mouth was for. Never mind.

tontoz
03-01-2009, 06:55 PM
:roll:

Really? I thought Crocs could also kill by biting into their opponents. I thought thats what those teeth and that big mouth was for. Never mind.

They don't kill anything other than maybe small fish by biting. Their mouths and teeth are designed for holding on. They don't have a killing bite. They just grab some animal on the shore and drag it into deep water.


a great white could bite a croc in half.

Glove_20
03-01-2009, 06:59 PM
They don't kill anything other than maybe small fish by biting. Their mouths and teeth are designed for holding on. They don't have a killing bite. They just grab some animal on the shore and drag it into deep water.


a great white could bite a croc in half.
So you are saying if you were bitten by a Crocodile it wouldn't kill you or hurt you too much? :oldlol:

I'm pretty sure at least some Crocodile bites are fatal and they actually use their mouths to bite prey.

tontoz
03-01-2009, 07:59 PM
So you are saying if you were bitten by a Crocodile it wouldn't kill you or hurt you too much? :oldlol:

I'm pretty sure at least some Crocodile bites are fatal and they actually use their mouths to bite prey.

It would hurt but it isn't going to kill anyone. It isn't like something dies just because it gets bit. Even a pack of lions take a long time to kill a zebra, at least 10 minutes.

If a croc bit me it wouldn't kill me. crocs just bite whatever they can and drag you under the water. Most likely they just grab your arm or leg. Their teeth aren't very long.

Glove_20
03-01-2009, 08:30 PM
It would hurt but it isn't going to kill anyone. It isn't like something dies just because it gets bit. Even a pack of lions take a long time to kill a zebra, at least 10 minutes.

If a croc bit me it wouldn't kill me. crocs just bite whatever they can and drag you under the water. Most likely they just grab your arm or leg. Their teeth aren't very long.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-mvLCOZVVk

I don't think you know what you are talking about. It's arguably that they have a worse bite than any creature out there. 3,800 pounds of force/pressure per bite. Pair that with over 60 teeth, it would easily kill a human or anything.

tontoz
03-01-2009, 08:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-mvLCOZVVk

I don't think you know what you are talking about. It's arguably that they have a worse bite than any creature out there. 3,800 pounds of force/pressure per bite. Pair that with over 60 teeth, it would easily kill a human or anything.

So why don't you find a video of a croc killing something with a bite?

Those 60 teeth aren't very long and it's bite pressure is so it can hold on, not kill. You won't find any videos of crocs killing anything other than fish with a bite.

you think a croc biting your arm or leg is going to kill you?

:roll:

Lebron23
06-09-2011, 02:44 AM
Cat vs. snake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEZMctgaXNQ

Clippersfan86
06-09-2011, 03:47 AM
Bear vs. Gorilla

Lion vs. Tiger

Alligator vs. Crocodile

Elephant vs. Rhino

Jaguar vs. Leopard

Great White Shark vs. Crocodile/Alligator

Lion vs. Gorilla

Tiger vs. Bear= Draw

Anaconda vs. Jaguar

Tiger vs. Leopard

Crocodile vs. Anaconda

Gorilla vs. Rhino

Bear vs. Elephant

Tiger vs. Crocodile

Lion vs. Alligator

Hippo vs. Great White Shark

Hippo vs. Rhino

gigantes
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