10 Ugliest NBA Players

[NBAEMoreira022]

I found this site that ranked the 10 ugliest NBA players, its kind of old, but if I was any of these guys down here, I'd probably sue. Unless your Sam Cassell, dude just live with it man.

Top Ten Ugliest NBA Players

10. Reggie Miller- Pacers alien head hotshot is not so bad until he opens his can opener toothed mouth.
http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/reggie_miller.jpg

9. Shaquille O'Neal- Looks like a big oaf running up and down the court.
http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/shaquille_oneal.jpg

8. Patrick Ewing- Another ugly big man. Beauty does not come with age. And neither does your game.
http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/patrick_ewing.jpg

7. Scottie Pippen- Been hit in the nose once too many times.
http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/scottie_pippen.jpg

6. Nick Van Exel- All the teams want the little troll in a trade deal. He does scare his opponents with that melon on his neck.
http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/nick_van_exel.jpg

5. Sam Cassell- Can a human actually have two brains in his head? Because with a cone like there's room for a couple.
http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/sam_cassell.jpg

4. Shawn Bradley- Lanky and long. At 7 feet 6 inches, the tallest/ugliest NBA player ever since Manute Bol.
http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/shawn_bradley.jpg

3. Tyrone Hill- Someone get me a barf bag. I think I'm gonna be sick.
http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/tyrone_hill.jpg

2. Donyell Marshall- You'll be screaming for someone to put that thing out of its misery.
http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/donyell_marshall.jpg

1. Popeye Jones- He's sooooo ugly, it's funny.
http://www.ourtinyworld.com/kiko/topten/images/toptenuglyNBA/popeye_jones.jpg

[kwajo]

no way can you put Tyrone behind Popeye! Tyrone was the KING. And why doesn't this list have Matt Geiger, or even Poggle-faced Korean guy on it? They'd beat Marshall's pants off in this listing!

http://www.ceres.dti.ne.jp/~mine/00-01%20Upper%20Deck%20MVP%20Super%20Script.jpg

[West-Side]

Bradley is just goofy looking, Cassel is uglier.

[kwajo]

http://media.nba.com/playerfile/images/matt_geiger.jpg

[NBAEMoreira022]

no way can you put Tyrone behind Popeye! Tyrone was the KING. And why doesn't this list have Matt Geiger, or even Poggle-faced Korean guy on it? They'd beat Marshall's pants off in this listing!

http://www.ceres.dti.ne.jp/~mine/00-01%20Upper%20Deck%20MVP%20Super%20Script.jpg
LOL! That's pretty funny. Go ahead and post some NBA players who shoud make the cut. I think I have a few in mind . . .
http://www.interbasket.net/players/muresan.jpg

[Hawker]

nick van exel really isnt that ugly

[West-Side]

I wouldn't consider Reggie Miller ugly.

[XxNeXuSxX]

Is it me or do Tyrone Hill and Reggie Miller look like regular people to you?


Then again I'm not too good at judging looks other than obvious aliens like Cassell and Popeye.

[Hawker]

http://baldiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/_media_cvillanueva_050810_fm_400.jpg

[lakers-city]

no mention of popeye jones :eek:

edit, i saw him now.

[Skywalker]

its a countdown, reggie's #10 and popeye is #1

[lakers-city]

reggie miller was, but i saw jones up there so its all good.

[TheBynumProject]

they all pull more a$$ in a week than any of you have your entire lives. and no, men don't count.:rolleyes:

[Marky]

http://baldiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/_media_cvillanueva_050810_fm_400.jpg
http://www.uconnhooplegends.com/z_vill_photo2.jpg

[lakers-city]

they all pull more a$$ in a week than any of you have your entire lives. and no, men don't count.:rolleyes:

so what ? they are stil ugly.

[Trade]

so what ? they are stil ugly.
Hes for sure in the top 5

http://www.nba.com/media/espanol/roberto_duenas_cara_254.jpg

[TheBynumProject]

photoshop

[Trade]

How can you forget about Cave Man Kaman

http://x51.xanga.com/1c9a76021223463399726/b42499547.jpg

[Gregsguys]

those two have to be in there as well but my personal favourite is......


Vince Carter, ugly inside and out!!!

[NBAEMoreira022]

those two have to be in there as well but my personal favourite is......


Vince Carter, ugly inside and out!!!
Raptors fan huh?

[bigkingsfan]

Donyell Marshal looks okay, no irregular facial parts.

[Marky]

Hes for sure in the top 5

http://www.nba.com/media/espanol/roberto_duenas_cara_254.jpg
wow he should be #1

[lebron_zoom]

how bout this guy http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/mengke_bateer.jpg

[Big One]

Ha Seuang Jin anyone? haha

[craigthomasb]

http://www.euroleague.net/fotos/noticias/jornada1/med_1830_15.jpg

this bloke just looks like a serial killer to me


anyway, this is the team photo from the team he used to play for in europe

http://www.danwashburn.com/trash1.jpg

(hes the 2nd one in from the left)

[Albator102004]

T.PRINCE, S.MARION, they are very ugly too lol

[kumquat]

This list is bogus without Ha

http://www.yonhapnews.net/images/20040630/eng_interview_01.jpg


Lebron is up there

http://www.jockbio.com/Bios/James/James.Images/LeBron.MySay.02.gif

[NBAEMoreira022]

This list is bogus without Ha

http://www.yonhapnews.net/images/20040630/eng_interview_01.jpg


Lebron is up there

http://www.jockbio.com/Bios/James/James.Images/LeBron.MySay.02.gif

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

[KIWI]

they may be ugly but damn they loaded!

[RidonKs]

Man I was waiting for TEH CAVEMAN to come up. Guy's as trailor park trash as they get (minus cherokee parks) and he looks like a bright, white gorilla.

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/Chris_Kaman-arton21048-240x240.jpg

:roll: :roll:

[kwajo]

Kaman should make a guest appearance on Trailer Park Boys :pimp:

[RidonKs]

Kaman should make a guest appearance on Trailer Park Boys :pimp:

Ahaha, Kwaj, I got the story for you.

Me and my friends were down at Subway in Clayton Park (dunno if you know where that is) and we were just leaving, and then a couple of guys we know waved us over. They were just standing in the parking lot, talking to... MR ****ING Lahey. So we walked over there, and apparantly Lahey had come up to our other friends asking if they had any weed, and he said he was with the RCMP because he had this old RCMP coat on. Anyways, we stayed n talked with Lahey for half an hour or so, and we were tryin to get him to come back to the school with us (we were on a free). Hilarious stuff man. He did his act like he does on the show, and he acted drunk for us. It was so ****in funny man, we were just laughin our asses off, just cuz we were talking to Mr Lahey. :roll: He was tellin us about the show. Apparantly him n Randy are goin on some reality tour across canada, goin to bars n ****. they've done it a few times already, and he was sayin that some nights, the bars they were playing had lineups a block down the street n ****.

Anyways, it was ****ing awesome, n easily the highlight of my day (this was a couple days ago actually). Thought if anyone could appreciate it, it'd be you. :roll:

[nash4eva!gosuns]

Kaman should make a guest appearance on Trailer Park Boys :pimp:


Hahah...i hate that guy..he's a good player but he's ulgy like no other

[LakersDynasty]

Steve Nash is really ugly. :pimp:

[nash4eva!gosuns]

Steve Nash is really ugly. :pimp:


did i ask you? no.... i said chris kaman is ugly like no other.

now stop being judgemental of the way other guys look and contribute something...?

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

haha, Nash4eva is fiesty. That's sexy. :roll:

[nash4eva!gosuns]

haha, Nash4eva is fiesty. That's sexy. :roll:



tmacsonegoodeye is acknowledging me again....that's disturbing

[RidonKs]

did i ask you? no.... i said chris kaman is ugly like no other.

now stop being judgemental of the way other guys look and contribute something...?

It seemed to me like he did contribute something. The fact that Steve Nash is ugly. And I mean, let's face it, his entire face looks like it all slants towards the middle, and out. It's just funny, and ugly looking.

http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20060508/160X_ap_nash1_060508.jpg

Just funky looking. That nose is devistating.

[ALBballer]

did i ask you? no.... i said chris kaman is ugly like no other.

now stop being judgemental of the way other guys look and contribute something...?



http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/napoleon-dynamite-1.png

The thread is about ugly players, hence, the mentioning of Steve Nash. Godddddddddddddddddddd

[LakersDynasty]

did i ask you? no.... i said chris kaman is ugly like no other.

now stop being judgemental of the way other guys look and contribute something...?
:roll: :roll: :roll: Who was talking to you? I just said Nash is ugly and seems like people agree with me, live with it, he's FUGLY. :roll:

[nash4eva!gosuns]

It seemed to me like he did contribute something. The fact that Steve Nash is ugly. And I mean, let's face it, his entire face looks like it all slants towards the middle, and out. It's just funny, and ugly looking.

http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20060508/160X_ap_nash1_060508.jpg

Just funky looking. That nose is devistating.


well he is kinda funky lookin i'll admit it but he's adorable..hahah...go stevie!

[ClutchCityReturns]

I wouldn't consider Reggie Miller ugly.

...until he opens his mouth.

[wally_world]

someone forgetting Kevin Martin???!!! he's face is as ugly as his jumpshot...

Donyell Marshall and Reggie Miller look fine... can find tons who look worse...

[LakersDynasty]

well he is kinda funky lookin i'll admit it but he's adorable..hahah...go to hell stevie!
ROFL "adorable" :roll:

[The Mamba]

Kaman
LeBron
Nash
Farmar
Bosh

[LakersDynasty]

Kaman
LeBron
Nash
Farmar
Bosh
Don't be surprised if Nash4EvaGoAnus sends you death threats over that one. Bosh isn't human, and dinosaurs ain't extinct. Farmar's ears give him great balance and aerodynamics so there is a purpose to it.

[loot]

http://www.beckett.com/images/pgitems/153000801.jpg

[loot]

http://www2.indystar.com/library/factfiles/people/b/bird_larry/bird_2003_2.jpg

[The Mamba]

Farmar's ears give him great balance and aerodynamics so there is a purpose to it.
Purpose, but doesn't make it good looking. He looks like a retarded gotti brother.

[StroShow4]

http://www.deadlyhippos.com/Pictures/UGLY/ruffin1.gif

[T.O.RAPS]

http://cache.nmn.speedera.net/pics18/200/HW/HWGDNDDCFXFLWCK.20050922171727.jpg

[TheBynumProject]

lots of chicks think bron bron is hot. nash too.

[Rocketeer]

http://aol.nba.com/gallery/20060815/060815_rookie2_14.html

damn that guy has a big head

[RidonKs]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[West-Side]

Michael Ruffin's wife is even scarier then he is.

[Targus]

ak-47 and sam-i-am...easily

[Sharas]

cassell wins it hands down for me...also look for spaniard roberto duenas, he never played in nba but he is one of ugliest people anywhere

[gengiskhan]

GOAT thread.

[gengiskhan]

Chris Bosh is one ugly looking dude.

His neck then his face. yaaaakh.

wade is getting uglier as he is getting old. those jaw bones are expanding horizontally. yaaaaakkkkkkhhhhhh!