Dream-log

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Note down any dreams you have here and we'll try to decipher said sueno in dis here thread.

Just wake up after a nice session of REM and jot down random thoughts. Talk about them in general too.

[Hawker]

I had a weird dream a couple of weeks ago. All my dreams are weird and it's awesome. I wouldnt have it any other way.

This is all from what I remember.

I am in my friend's backyard and then I jump on the trampoline and start hooking up with his girlfriend and I start fingering her. Her boyfriend (my friend) comes out and starts *********ing to us but the weird thing was...he had a ****** too. And I was like...wtf. Get outta here. So me and his gf f*cked and then later on that night I went back to the house and said to his gf, "yo im getting in your bed" and she said, "no, my boyfriend is sleeping in the hallway."

End dream.

Here's another dream.

I'm working for Halliburton and doing government work and doing research and **** and when we finally finished doing the research we had a huge presentation for the US government and everyone from the army/navy/marines was there. The building was sooo tall. Like 3 Petronas towers tall.

Anyways, all of a sudden, the CEO of Halliburton unleashed the product and it was a ****ing massive alien/monster looking thing that took up the entire height of the building. And then, all of these little monsters come running into the aisles and then it's mass chaos from there. Everybody is rushing down the stairs to get to the bottom floor. People are screaming and climbing on pipes and then we finally get to the bottom and cops are there and start shooting.

End dream.

[Hawker]

Same here Hawk. Mine are absurdly random and weird and I haven't met anyone whose first adjectives are unlike what I just said.

They say your subconscious is like a phuckin' iceberg in comparison to your conscious mind.. something like 90% lies beneath. For the first one, it seems like PURE RAW EUPHORIA. Trampolining carelessly, jumpin all apesh!t and sticking index in galpal pudendum. Did you do anything interesting the night b4? What's the relationship with your friend like?

Second one folks would up and say OH LOL HAWKIE STOP WATCHING HORROR MOVIES, but I doubt this is the case. Perhaps it's your ambition kickin' in?

We used to be close friends last year but he has a girlfriend and they live together now. She's hot as hell too. All the other girlfriends are jealous of her huge ****. (No ass though)

Now, we are just "friends." He's not fun anymore. Him and his gf are like an old couple. Dude never smiles or anything. My really close friend moved in with him at the beginning of the school year (huge mistake) will be moving out after this year with me and two other dudes. We will be seeing him a lot less after that probably.

[vapid]

One dream I had a while ago:

I was in a Jurassic Park jeep, and I see T-rex attacking us, so we drive between his legs and end up in some large parking complex on the bottom floor. As we get out and start walking, we see what looks like batman slumped down next to a wall. We start to get near him, but then Alfred pops out and is like NO ITS A TRAP and batman (or an effigy or whatever) explodes! Next scene I remember I'm walking towards this big corporation compound next to a lake, and some woman reporter and I try sneaking in through a back exit, but we get caught by two scientists. We go through this metal detector from the front entrance and end up kart racing on Wario Stadium from Mario Kart 64. Somewhere in the middle of this I am on a cliff with a friend from high school and we look in this shopping cart next to us where someone was taking pictures of us doing weird **** when we thought no one was watching.


The end.

[JayGuevara]

I damn near never have dreams, but I had a weird one Monday night. I was gettin some Chinese food at some takeout place that was ridiculously nice for a Chinese carry out, so I'm waitin on my General Tso's chicken and shrimp fried rice, and for some reason, the guy behind me in line, me, and the guy behind the counter engage in like a half hour long discussion about past lives and what we were in them. :confusedshrug:

Then, I don't remember the transition into the second part, but later in the dream, I was hanging out with this girl in a tree house. Sadly, I did not slay her in the tree house.

Random ****. I woke up in the morning really confused. And then I wanted chinese food and to build a treehouse.

[MarloStanfield]

general tso and shrimp fried rice - :cheers:

[pete's montreux]

I've tried to train myself to Lucid Dream, and I did it for a long time. I kept a dream log because of that, and I still keep one, but unfortunately, I haven't had a dream that I've woken up and remembered in a few weeks.

[Jailblazers7]

Me and my two friends were at the local golf course messing around in the pro shop. We were just picking up stuff and joking around and what not. We go to the display of umbrellas and somehow find a pogo stick with the umbrellas. So we buy it and play with it out in the parking lot. It starts to rain so we go to the nearest building which happens to be an ice cream place that was on the first fairway. I knock on the window and the two kids working there were my childhood best friend and a girl from my hometown who I talked to a few days ago about where we were going to college. They come out to greet us and after I say whats up to my best friend the girl comes over. Instead of hugging I gave her a quick kiss. Then I woke up. It was pretty strange.

[loot]

dont remember dreams mostly but a few weeks ago i dreamt this:

i was shot in the chest, ran away from the shooter, around the local shopping mall, jumped into a ditch to hide. when peeking around the corner, the shooter was right there and shot me another time in the chest.

strange thing is, when i woke up i had shots of pain running in my chest. probably because i slept in a wrong position or something. bugged me the rest of the day.

[hito da god]

i wake up every morning with one or two new dreams, they're always weird as f*ck. i love them though, because of my dreams sleep is one of my favorite parts of the day.

[Brujesino]

anyone ever have dreams of being abducted?

i have had a couple of them the last one was creepy as hell

all i remember is lying down and seeing a shadowy figure in front of my face and one on the side of me but i never get to see their face its always very dark and can only see their shadows i wake really sweaty and iam like wtf just happened

[Lebowsky]

Note down any dreams you have here and we'll try to decipher said sueno in dis here thread.

Just wake up after a nice session of REM and jot down random thoughts. Talk about them in general too.

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[Balla_Status]

WHAT THE F*CK?

I just had a dream about mlh1981. I just went over his house, and he introduced me to his beautiful girlfriend. And there was "Heart and Soul" playing in the background in the piano, and it was a dark, gloomy evening. There were like ten stray dogs around his house he was raising, and the interior of the building was amazing and classy. Unfortunately, he and his spouse got laid off from work, and he was sad and I stepped in and comforted them. They were in Ohio and things weren't looking so bright, but they were very hospitable hosts regardless. It was freakishly realistic too..

What the hell is going wrong wit my cabeza? FML.

[vapid]

I had a recent dream of running around naked in the MoMa.

[JtotheIzzo]

had one of those wake up and go back to sleep dreams.

in my dream I walked into my old junior high to compete in a swim meet (the school has no pool, and I have never competitively swam), and for some reason the school was a makeshift dorm for a summer camp. There were three notices to campers on a blackboard, and number two said (and I shit you not): "HAWKER TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AT NIGHT"

ISH has officially invaded my thoughts...yikes

[Cannonball]

WHAT THE F*CK?

I just had a dream about mlh1981. I just went over his house, and he introduced me to his beautiful girlfriend. And there was "Heart and Soul" playing in the background in the piano, and it was a dark, gloomy evening. There were like ten stray dogs around his house he was raising, and the interior of the building was amazing and classy. Unfortunately, he and his spouse got laid off from work, and he was sad and I stepped in and comforted them. They were in Ohio and things weren't looking so bright, but they were very hospitable hosts regardless. It was freakishly realistic too..

What the hell is going wrong wit my cabeza? FML.
:roll:

[halffttime]

WHAT THE F*CK?

I just had a dream about mlh1981. I just went over his house, and he introduced me to his beautiful girlfriend. And there was "Heart and Soul" playing in the background in the piano, and it was a dark, gloomy evening. There were like ten stray dogs around his house he was raising, and the interior of the building was amazing and classy. Unfortunately, he and his spouse got laid off from work, and he was sad and I stepped in and comforted them. They were in Ohio and things weren't looking so bright, but they were very hospitable hosts regardless. It was freakishly realistic too..

What the hell is going wrong wit my cabeza? FML.

haha how the hell do you dream about someone like mlh1981.. i mean his name alone is so forgetabble.. lol you might as well have had a dream about that pale weird lookin' dude from the untouchables..

[ALBballer]

I had a weird dream a couple of weeks ago. All my dreams are weird and it's awesome. I wouldnt have it any other way.

This is all from what I remember.

I am in my friend's backyard and then I jump on the trampoline and start hooking up with his girlfriend and I start fingering her. Her boyfriend (my friend) comes out and starts *********ing to us but the weird thing was...he had a ****** too. And I was like...wtf. Get outta here. So me and his gf f*cked and then later on that night I went back to the house and said to his gf, "yo im getting in your bed" and she said, "no, my boyfriend is sleeping in the hallway."

End dream.

Here's another dream.

I'm working for Halliburton and doing government work and doing research and **** and when we finally finished doing the research we had a huge presentation for the US government and everyone from the army/navy/marines was there. The building was sooo tall. Like 3 Petronas towers tall.

Anyways, all of a sudden, the CEO of Halliburton unleashed the product and it was a ****ing massive alien/monster looking thing that took up the entire height of the building. And then, all of these little monsters come running into the aisles and then it's mass chaos from there. Everybody is rushing down the stairs to get to the bottom floor. People are screaming and climbing on pipes and then we finally get to the bottom and cops are there and start shooting.

End dream.

At this point it should of been blatantly obvious you were dreaming.

[dwight20-20]

I have a lot of weird dreams but i cant recall any at the moment. next weird one i have i'll post it here.

but one time i had a dream i was riding my bike and i dreamed i rode off a cliff and right as i was falling thats when i woke up and it felt like i fell into my bed. I kinda jumped. it was creepy.

[Inspector Rick]

Last week I have a dream where the neighbor from Married With Children, yeah thats right, Jefferson D'Arcy, was trying to get with my woman really hard. I'm like "Hell no!" and he was trying to brush it off like nothing.

I'm always having dreams where there's some sort of natural disaster and all my loved ones are there and I MUST try and save every single person. Horrible.

[rufuspaul]

I'm on a secluded beach having wild sex with Jessica Alba. The end.

[Hawker]

I had a couple interesting dreams last night

-One was my friend getting married to Juliet from LOST

-The other one was me at a party on the beach and I'm standing there watching the waves on the shoe and then all of a sudden the waves start getting larger and larger and I think nothing of it and then BAM! and wave hits me right into the fence. It's a hurricane/tornado/tsunami. I'm flying in the air and being pounded against the ground and around buildings. Everyone is going insane and grabbing onto things. I then grab onto some metal poles and the horrible hurricane stops. I actually WAKE UP from this dream.

Two badass dreams.

[JayGuevara]

I had a dream the other night about my ex-girlfriend and more regrets and things of the past. It was kinda depressing.

Aside from that, I don't even know if I've had a dream since the one about tree houses and chinese food. It's still usually excessive drinking mixed with drugs that trigger dreams, and lately I haven't been doing too much drinking.

[One Love]

Have any of you ever dreamed in Third Person?

[NastaMaverick]

I had a weird ass dream last night. I was with all my cousins. and they were at come church and referring to people as ones, twos, etc. so I finally got what they were talking about and that specific races were different numbers. So all of a sudden I teleported to my moms car. I was sitting down and there was nothing to talk about. So I brought up the number system. She explained that whites were 1's. asians were 2's. hispanics were 3's. people with cleft lips were 4's. WTF. and there was no number 5. So I asked why black people didnt get a number and she explained that it was because they never stayed married. lmao. so all of a sudden were driving by this park where all these old black couples were walking around. :wtf: haha weirdest dream ever.

[NotYetGreat]

Have any of you ever dreamed in Third Person?

I once dreamt that I saw myself talking to this girl inside some sort of garden. She then slaps me and I drop like a ragdoll. Meanwhile, I wake up and find myself falling off the bed. :oldlol:

[RidonKs]

good bump

my dreams have been extraordinarily literal of late. like my mom got bed bugs a few weeks ago and the exterminator wouldn't call her back... and i dreamed that night that my mom got a call from the extereminator and then they showed up. and that's no isolated incident either this shit happens all the time.

ata least all i remember is the really literal fact based shit. and its annoying given how much i enjoy dreaming wacko off the wall shit

[TylerOO]

Ill post my dream when I wake up tomorrow. Probably something stupid.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

good bump

my dreams have been extraordinarily literal of late. like my mom got bed bugs a few weeks ago and the exterminator wouldn't call her back... and i dreamed that night that my mom got a call from the extereminator and then they showed up. and that's no isolated incident either this shit happens all the time.

ata least all i remember is the really literal fact based shit. and its annoying given how much i enjoy dreaming wacko off the wall shit

Interesting. Dreams that are that aligned with reality must mean you're a very sane fellow.

If you'd like a symbolic take; your mother (your elder, wiser anima (female unconscious counterpart to your masculine expression) wants to call upon the destructive part of the Superego in order to neutralize the Shadow (Rats)] It failed before and now it succeeded.