Describe a Day in the Life

[rufuspaul]

of the poster above you.

[Mamba]

lives in charlotte north carolina, wakes up every morning to a nice patch of green grass, has a laptop, parents drive decent cars, there not the greatest cars but its something nice, probably a demo car.
goes to school or college, everyday, and has probably smoked pot once in his life. saving up for a car atm, but finding it hard because he just got a new comp for ISH

[rufuspaul]

lives in charlotte north carolina, wakes up every morning to a nice patch of green grass, has a laptop, parents drive decent cars, there not the greatest cars but its something nice, probably a demo car.
goes to school or college, everyday, and has probably smoked pot once in his life. saving up for a car atm, but finding it hard because he just got a new comp for ISH:oldlol:

Mamba wakes up every morning and realizes he's still stuck in the midwest, ****! At least he's got LeBron, ISH and X-box to take his mind off it until he can break free. He works hard at school and bball and dreams one day to dominate the Valley porn scene. Yesterday was going great until lunch time when he logged on to the daily Fail pic and spewed milk out his nose.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

:oldlol:

Mamba wakes up every morning and realizes he's still stuck in the midwest, ****! At least he's got LeBron, ISH and X-box to take his mind off it until he can break free. He works hard at school and bball and dreams one day to dominate the Valley porn scene. Yesterday was going great until lunch time when he logged on to the daily Fail pic and spewed milk out his nose.

Rufuspaul is a Deadbeat Father who neglects his children and his spouse on a daily basis,
Wakes up with a 40 and a latte, and as his loved ones say "Good Morning" they get a slap to they faces,
Turns on the comp in hopes of attacking unsuspecting children at Insidehoops forum,
And procceeds to his daily breakfast of bacon, Tarheel flesh, with villainry on the tele, Javier Bardem;
No Country For Old Men cums first, and Fargo ejakulatez second, but Films rann out jizz for da day,
So he steps outside the house, heads off to work in a previously gay mood now Ternt in Dismay,
What have we here? A drunk deadbeat dad who reeks of booze, shoes, and barbeques,
Oh dear afternoon comes along and the check has been made, workhours paid, and now is time to get laid,
Not by esposa, nunca de la hija, so gotta search for a fine female and a fresh cooter to eatcha,
Rufus need a bit of Viagra as he approaches thirty-five, so a quick dose of Phar's thread keeps scrotum alive,
Grills over open fire fo dinner in hopes of steak gettin thinner and then f*cks a White concubine named Charlotte Speights, and calls it a night.

[HisAirness]

Rufuspaul is a Deadbeat Father who neglects his children and his spouse on a daily basis,
Wakes up with a 40 and a latte, and as his loved ones say "Good Morning" they get a slap to they faces,
Turns on the comp in hopes of attacking unsuspecting children at Insidehoops forum,
And procceeds to his daily breakfast of bacon, Tarheel flesh, with villainry on the tele, Javier Bardem;
No Country For Old Men cums first, and Fargo ejakulatez second, but Films rann out jizz for da day,
So he steps outside the house, heads off to work in a previously gay mood now Ternt in Dismay,
What have we here? A drunk deadbeat dad who reeks of booze, shoes, and barbeques,
Oh dear afternoon comes along and the check has been made, workhours paid, and now is time to get laid,
Not by esposa, nunca de la hija, so gotta search for a fine female and a fresh cooter to eatcha,
Rufus need a bit of Viagra as he approaches thirty-five, so a quick dose of Phar's thread keeps scrotum alive,
Grills over open fire fo dinner in hopes of steak gettin thinner and then f*cks a White concubine named Charlotte Speights, and calls it a night.

Wakes up at 7AM sharp, makes thirty seven new accounts, has a hearty dinner, posts, then goes to sleep.

[BMOGEFan]

I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.

[HisAirness]

I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.

lol i killed myself

[MarloStanfield]

^^ Tiny pen*s but dating an Asian so it hasn't become a problem yet. Enjoys dipping his pizza in ranch (gross). Sometimes pretends that he's in a submarine when under the covers. Once made out with a dude in order to impress a girl but ended up getting wood and nearly defecated in his pants. Favorite band is nickelback. Smells like pesto sauce after work.

[HisAirness]

^^ Tiny pen*s but dating an Asian so it hasn't become a problem yet. Enjoys dipping his pizza in ranch (gross). Sometimes pretends that he's in a submarine when under the covers. Once made out with a dude in order to impress a girl but ended up getting wood and nearly defecated in his pants. Favorite band is nickelback. Smells like pesto sauce after work.

If that's me I'm going to be a little upset, I'm not going to lie.

[Randy]

^^ Tiny pen*s but dating an Asian so it hasn't become a problem yet. Enjoys dipping his pizza in ranch (gross). Sometimes pretends that he's in a submarine when under the covers. Once made out with a dude in order to impress a girl but ended up getting wood and nearly defecated in his pants. Favorite band is nickelback. Smells like pesto sauce after work.

Most embarrassing part.

[rufuspaul]

Randy wakes up on the floor of one of his bud's apartments. Staggers outside feeling like shyt. Feels a little better once he kicks a stray kitten down an alley. Has a real shytty day at class, although he did have a good time laughing at the wheelchair guy trying to make it up the ramp to the library. Goes home just as a mean azz headache sets in. A few lines and shots later and he's ready to hit the town. He uses his ex-girlfriend's atm card to withdraw $500 and he's set for the night.

[InLebronWeTrust]

Randy wakes up on the floor of one of his bud's apartments. Staggers outside feeling like shyt. Feels a little better once he kicks a stray kitten down an alley. Has a real shytty day at class, although he did have a good time laughing at the wheelchair guy trying to make it up the ramp to the library. Goes home just as a mean azz headache sets in. A few lines and shots later and he's ready to hit the town. He uses his ex-girlfriend's atm card to withdraw $500 and he's set for the night.

Rufus Paul has diabetes but lives life to the fullest anyways. He has two kids, Rufus Paul Jr. and Rufus Paul III both equipped with Downs Syndrome. http://www.thespeciallife.com/images/downs-syndrome-boy.jpg

Rufus Paul had no friends growing up but was heavily active in chess club and bug collecting. After spending three years in prison for killing a preying mantis, he poked a russian transvestite named Claudia who eventually shit out rufie 1 and rufie 2.

He now makes money by selling candles and knick-knacks via ebay, and through girl scout cookies sales. He only listens to Cindy Lauper and the occasional New kids on the block

[playtetris]

Rufus Paul has diabetes but lives life to the fullest anyways. He has two kids, Rufus Paul Jr. and Rufus Paul III both equipped with Downs Syndrome. http://www.thespeciallife.com/images/downs-syndrome-boy.jpg

Rufus Paul had no friends growing up but was heavily active in chess club and bug collecting. After spending three years in prison for killing a preying mantis, he poked a russian transvestite named Claudia who eventually shit out rufie 1 and rufie 2.

He now makes money by selling candles and knick-knacks via ebay, and through girl scout cookies sales. He only listens to Cindy Lauper and the occasional New kids on the block

inlebronwetrust wakes up in the morning to his mum lecturing him about soiling his adolescent nappy: another night of incontinence for our weak-bladdered hero. after a breakfast of ketchup on toast, he goes back to his room, dims the lights, burns some incense, puts on some enya and prepares himself for his bi-daily *********ion ritual. 30 seconds later he feels an overwhelming sense of guilt, starts crying, and swaps the enya for the 'titanic' soundtrack. subsequently he throws on some clothes and heads to school where he proceeds to engage his female peers in conversation about lebron's burgeoning biceps, only to be ostracised by all except the strangely inarticulate lebron23. following school, he heads home and dines on some cheerios with water. another *********ion session later he figures it's time for sleep so he jumps in his racing car bed, dons his huggies pull-ups and ruminates on his daily toils until he drifts off into unsettled sleep.

[rufuspaul]

bumped. J$, LOJ, Jizzo, Booze or another poster of intelligence needs to do one for playtetris.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

inlebronwetrust wakes up in the morning to his mum lecturing him about soiling his adolescent nappy: another night of incontinence for our weak-bladdered hero. after a breakfast of ketchup on toast, he goes back to his room, dims the lights, burns some incense, puts on some enya and prepares himself for his bi-daily *********ion ritual. 30 seconds later he feels an overwhelming sense of guilt, starts crying, and swaps the enya for the 'titanic' soundtrack. subsequently he throws on some clothes and heads to school where he proceeds to engage his female peers in conversation about lebron's burgeoning biceps, only to be ostracised by all except the strangely inarticulate lebron23. following school, he heads home and dines on some cheerios with water. another *********ion session later he figures it's time for sleep so he jumps in his racing car bed, dons his huggies pull-ups and ruminates on his daily toils until he drifts off into unsettled sleep.

Oh my phucking Lord, that was incredibly harsh and mean chock fulla language I barely recognized had it not been for that one time...

*To teh tune of Britney Spears "Lucky*
Early Evening! (Australian TimeZone)
Tetrist wakes up,
Knock, Knock, Knock on Tran whore,
Time to make like a.. kangaroo,
And hop over to my discotheque store,
We go,
Amn't I a f*cking ISHOTC superstar!

And they say,
Tetris so sexy, He shine like star,
And he climb, climb, climb all his way to zenith,
Thinkin'!
If there's MF Doom and Miles Davis in my life,
Then why should I ever wed a wife,

Lost at my workplace, coming home,
The barren desert thinning my hairy dome,
And the Earth keeps spinning, and he keeps on reading,
But tell me what happens when it stops.

Isn't he a f*ckin ISH avant garde!
And he goes, (To Outback Steakhouse)
Blooming Onion with a dash of wombat lard!
So he eats his dinner, and goes to computer,

And makes magic with his fingaz.

[B-Low]

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[Dasher]

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[JtotheIzzo]

:oldlol:


Dasher wakes up at 7 am to the smooth rhythmic vibes of Motown, his clock radio tuned into 'The Soul of Philly WSOL.' After our large hero washes his massive frame, he lathers up with the Jergens to keep his blackness in full effect. No flaking for our XXL hero.

Three mornings a week he attends the breakfast of his favorite social club: 'The Distinguished Late Thirties Philadelphia Nubian Prince Posters of ISH.' It is there he, GOBB, and Rasheed discuss the finer points of posting, heaping praise on AI, and ending each meeting deciding if Hateraid's Pinoyness makes him black enough to join the club.

In the afternoon our articulate aristocrat puts on his overcoat and heads to the zoo to *********e to the deer. The overcoat is the perfect cover for his sly yet pure act.

Ducking back into the office for the late afternoon Dasher waxes philosophical with colleagues about the local sports teams and opines on his past travels and travails.

At the end of the day it is back to the homestead for some soulfood and a quiet evening in with the remote in hand, flipping back and forth between Philadelphia sports and 'Deer Week' on the Discovery Channel.

[Dasher]

The Dash Mane only uses the finest cocoa butter's to maintain his healthy glow.

http://www.cosmeticsafrolatino.com/images/palmers-cocoa-butter-cream-100g-jar.jpg

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

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B-Low
Wakes up to a loop of Fantasy - EWF, and Man In the Mirror - MJ on his 45$ iPod Shuffle, and hops up out his Queen-size bread to turn his swag on.

Proceeds to have a 30 minute makeout session with the mirror. Shaves his head, puts on some foundation, and takes another decade to get ready for the day.

Nudges his girlfriend politely, but she's still asleep from the retarded rompfest that he gave her last night. Good timing though! There'z a corpse outside the room who suffocated from a conflict that early morning, where Brandon letted his "Smooth Criminal" loose. He goes downstairs and catches half an hour of Tom and Jerry and then Bill Nye the Science Guy to neutralize his "inner thug" and get into the White Person Mentality.

Goes to work or school (How the f*ck you expect me to know which the Mod left for like a year) and does his business. Flirts with the local girlies, shares beauty tips with the men, and day goes by smooth and suave. Has an unhealthy f*ckin lunch. But it don't matter cuz he dat ill!

Comes home does his pushup/dumbell workout, and showers again. Logs onto ISH after shoving down seratonin pills, injecting himself with tranqs, and dancing to Barney. The local ******s show up to his yard and the're all like when I say Brandon you say "Werd" and you say "Law!" Werd! "Law!" Werd Law! They call him an oreo, and B just politely dismisses them and throws dog biscuits into street. He logs onto ISH and presents a nice guy facade, watches Spongebob, shares his feewings with his girl and calls it a night. Wakes up at 1 heads to the ghettos of South Ohio, kills a guy.

Rinse and repeat.