Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-2003

[giantgonzolez]

I mean remember how the badboys used to win by beating up people?
This guy has a lot of miles on his legs now, but back in 2000-2003 he was pretty quick for a man his size. Hell, he was a little quicker than Sabonis during his NBA days, and while that's not great it's really good when your consider that the guy is LITERALLY THE SIZE OF FRANKENSTEIN'S CREATURE.
If you look up this guys bio, you'd realize that he has a pretty good athletic background as before he became a Hollywood actor, he was a Greco Roman Wrestling Champion, a 4th degree black belt at Akido, a 5th degree black belt at Judo, and a professor at the Indian Martial art of Kalari. He was also a pro bodybuilder, a captain in the Police Department, and trained in the Indian Special Forces(Comprable to what a Navy Seal would be in the US).
I think if you use a monster like this to commit like 6 flagrant 1 fouls per game against Shaq, then Shaq would basically be ineffective.
I remember watching the 1999 WCSF and how Barkley absolutely SHUT DOWN SHAQ every time he guarded Shaq and I realized that one of Shaq's greatest weapons was the FEAR he instilled in the defenders about getting hurt BADLY or beat up by Shaq if they fouled him too hard or something.
Anyway, a monster like this would make Shaq need depends.
This guy was listed @ 7'7" 500lbs in Japan, but I don't know how big he really is.

http://daliprana.com/Exclusive%20Dalip%20Photos/Dalip12.jpg
http://i4.tinypic.com/110lspi.jpg
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/CW+Launch+Party+Arrivals+4PJbeoUNP0Tl.jpg
BTW, see the very last photo? The LITTLE GUY in that photo is 250lbs and built like a tank the girl is a really tall model type and wearing 6" Stelleto heels on top of that.

Somebody on another site claimed that this guy is really only 7'3" and 430lbs and posted this photo of him.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/Sal29/car%20pics/ShaqvsKhali.jpgj

[KeylessEntry]

maybe because its basketball and not wwe


besdies he was probably too busy running around India killing criminals with his bare fists

[oh the horror]

Because this is basketball, and that man right there would be a horrible basketball player. You cant just have a player go out there, and basically throw around another player for no good reason anymore dude.

[Big One]

I mean remember how the badboys used to win by beating up people?
This guy has a lot of miles on his legs now, but back in 2000-2003 he was pretty quick for a man his size. Hell, he was a little quicker than Sabonis during his NBA days, and while that's not great it's really good when your consider that the guy is LITERALLY THE SIZE OF FRANKENSTEIN'S CREATURE.
If you look up this guys bio, you'd realize that he has a pretty good athletic background as before he became a Hollywood actor, he was a Greco Roman Wrestling Champion, a 4th degree black belt at Akido, a 5th degree black belt at Judo, and a professor at the Indian Martial art of Kalari. He was also a pro bodybuilder, a captain in the Police Department, and trained in the Indian Special Forces(Comprable to what a Navy Seal would be in the US).
I think if you use a monster like this to commit like 6 flagrant 1 fouls per game against Shaq, then Shaq would basically be ineffective.
I remember watching the 1999 WCSF and how Barkley absolutely SHUT DOWN SHAQ every time he guarded Shaq and I realized that one of Shaq's greatest weapons was the FEAR he instilled in the defenders about getting hurt BADLY or beat up by Shaq if they fouled him too hard or something.
Anyway, a monster like this would make Shaq need depends.
This guy was listed @ 7'7" 500lbs in Japan, but I don't know how big he really is.
http://daliprana.com/Exclusive%20Dalip%20Photos/Dalip12.jpg
http://i4.tinypic.com/110lspi.jpg
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/CW+Launch+Party+Arrivals+4PJbeoUNP0Tl.jpg
BTW, see the very last photo? The LITTLE GUY in that photo is 250lbs and built like a tank the girl is a really tall model type and wearing 6" Stelleto heels on top of that.

Somebody on another site claimed that this guy is really only 7'3" and 430lbs and posted this photo of him.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/Sal29/car%20pics/ShaqvsKhali.jpg

i didnt know they fight on the court and that shaq would be gttin body slammed...maybe the cavs should sign ronnie coleman? or perhaps jy cutler incase some **** breaks out atleast bron has some back

[giantgonzolez]

maybe because its basketball and not wwe

That's what people used to say about Brock Lesnar too.
Just because somebody is a performer doesn't mean that they don't have VERY VERY SERIOUS TALENT AND ATHLETIC ABILITY. I mean that's like saying just because somebody's fighting in a movie means that they can't fight. Randy Couture was in movies does that mean you'd fight him?
If Fedor Emalanenko was in a movie would that mean he can't fight?

[Big One]

That's what people used to say about Brock Lesnar too.
Just because somebody is a performer doesn't mean that they don't have VERY VERY SERIOUS TALENT AND ATHLETIC ABILITY. I mean that's like saying just because somebody's fighting in a movie means that they can't fight. Randy Couture was in movies does that mean you'd fight him?
If Fedor Emalanenko was in a movie would that mean he can't fight?

hey genius lesnar was still wrestling in the wwe, and before that he was a champion wrestler..get me a video of that guy hittin a hook shot of blockin a shot and get back to me:banghead:

[Lebron23]

Because the Great Khali was a former Body Builder, and Current WWE Superstar. He doesn't have any decent basketball skills to be able to play in the NBA.

Beside the fact that Shaq was a dominant force in his prime.

[halffttime]

that dude was in that movie with that dude from 40 year old virgin and that girl from princess diaries.. some james bond comedy-ish movie with the rock in it... what was it called.. :rolleyes:

[andgar923]

Because this is basketball, and that man right there would be a horrible basketball player. You cant just have a player go out there, and basically throw around another player for no good reason anymore dude.

LOL

So true.

[AJ2k8]

He was also in the longest yard with Sandler:oldlol:

[oh the horror]

Seriously though, you touch someone now, and it can be a foul....imagine if this man went out there JUST to abuse players?

[Lebron23]

And by the way the Great Khali is a legit 7'1", and he was billed at 7'3" in the WWE.

Some Wrestlers that played basketball during HS and College.

Mark Calaway aka The Undertaker

Big Show aka Paul Wight

Kevin Nash

Kane

Giant Gonzales ( Originally drafted by the Hawks in the 1988 NBA Draft, and he also played for the Argentinian National Team)

Mark Jindrak

[giantgonzolez]

Because the Great Khali was a former Body Builder, and Current WWE Superstar. He doesn't have any decent basketball skills to be able to play in the NBA.

Beside the fact that Shaq was a dominant force in his prime.

I'm not saying he's a great basketball player. He'd be barely good enough to be a 4th string center. I'm just saying he'd be VERY useful for getting into Shaq's mind and disrupting Shaq's mindset back in 2000-2002.
This guy would be able to establish a NO DUNK RULE against Shaq the way the Bad Boys used to have a no layup rule. Whenever somebody tries to dunk on Shaq, Shaq flagrantly fouls them. This guy would have been able to give Shaq a taste of his own medicine and basically foul Shaq hard enough to that Shaq would not think about going into the paint for the rest of the game.
The Bad Boys did this pretty sucessfully against Pippen for several years.
That an this guy could tear the rim, backboard, support out by the roots with his pinky finger. For Example, there's NO way Shaq could defend David Robinson or get by David Robinson WITHOUT getting away with TONS of offensive and defensive fouls. David Robinson was just TOO quick for Shaq to ever guard him or for Shaq to get by him. That's why Shaq used the drop step ELBOW to the FACE MOVE which was basically an ILLEGAL MOVE to score against David Robinson. If you allow this guy to get away with as many offensive fouls as Shaq has gotten away with, then he'd be the best offensive player since Wilt Chamberlain EVEN THOUGH he doesn't have talent.

[Lebron23]

The Undertaker's HS Basketball Team.


http://hs.houstonisd.org/WaltripHS/TriviaFolder/calaway_team.jpg

[giantgonzolez]

The Undertaker's HS Basketball Team.


http://hs.houstonisd.org/WaltripHS/TriviaFolder/calaway_team.jpg

The undertaker used to be a 6'10 1/2" center back in the day. I guess the back surgeries and years of pounding that his body took and aging caused him to shrink to 6'8".

[OldSchoolBBall]

Reminds me of this pic of the colossal Calvin Lane (7'6"/380-400+ pounds) next to Shaq. Makes Shaq look like his little brother. :oldlol: Look at the size of his hand -- it looks like he could rip Shaq's intestines out. :D

http://www.calvinlane.com/calnshaq.jpg

[kumquat]

It's a dumb concept. It would be the physical equivalent of Malone on Rodman. Malone wasn't able to hurt Rodman on the court even though he's greater physical specimen and lord knows he tried.

Rodman was 6'7-6'8 at best 210lb
Malone was 6'9 at best 260lb


http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee51/dsharpshooter87/malone_rodman.jpg

Shaq would own this douche bag



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/Sal29/car%20pics/ShaqvsKhali.jpg

[Toizumi]

This guy would be the equivalent of an ultramuscular shawn bradley minus the blocks, rebounds, dunks, footwork and speed. Shaq would eat him alive. All he would be good for is sending shaq to the line 6 times a game.

[lilmarcgasol]

not to mention he obviously did steroids, he'd pop his knees and blow them out if he played more than 5 minutes a game, and he probably has no hops at all, do you realize what steroids do to your joints?

[Sanity]

For obvious reasons they weren't gonna get giant muscle freaks. Teams did the next best thing though. They would sign that extra big to give Shaq 6 quality fouls.

Look at the Kings with Scott Pollard for an example.

[jlawdrummer]

that dude was in that movie with that dude from 40 year old virgin and that girl from princess diaries.. some james bond comedy-ish movie with the rock in it... what was it called.. :rolleyes:


Get Smart.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Shaq would own this douche bag

Of course.

[ErhnamDjinn]

Lolz at anyone even suggesting the great khali would have done anything decent against prime shaq, all shaq would do was do spin moves and jump hooks all day, guy probably has not latteral movement.

[Huey Freeman]

maybe because its basketball and not wwe
Bingo.

[niko]

The great khali has (quite literally) trouble moving in general. how could he play basketball? its like watching a tree try to move.

[vitamink420]

The Great Khali can barely walk. I don't think he'd be able to do much of anything in the NBA. Plus he's killed two people in a fake sport, can't imagine how many he'd kill in real competition

[wang4three]

If a team wanted a guy to "teach Shaq a lesson" they don't need some 7'7" 400lb guy to do it, they could just pick up anyone in a 10 day contract to go out there to trip him and hurt him.

[Mrofir]

Dude on the right is closer to the camera. Either that or his head is actually 2 1\2 times bigger than Shaq's.

[clayton]

Too big, which limits his movements. This is why every huge body builders out there is slow. Too much crap loaded on their thighs and arm.

[FIXED]

The Undertaker's HS Basketball Team.


http://hs.houstonisd.org/WaltripHS/TriviaFolder/calaway_team.jpg

lol the guy wearing glasses in the middle looks about 40 yrs old not 17 yrs odl.

[Sriracha]

That's what people used to say about Brock Lesnar too.
Just because somebody is a performer doesn't mean that they don't have VERY VERY SERIOUS TALENT AND ATHLETIC ABILITY. I mean that's like saying just because somebody's fighting in a movie means that they can't fight. Randy Couture was in movies does that mean you'd fight him?
If Fedor Emalanenko was in a movie would that mean he can't fight?

Why don't I have a heart surgeon design me a bridge instead of an engineer?
Just because somebody is in a different profession doesn't mean that they don't have very serious talent and knowledge. I mean that's like saying just because an actor who play a doctor on camera means they cannot perform surgery in real life.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Why does this guy look like the sidekick of the "Kneel to Zod" character from Superman 2? The one with the beard?

This guy on the left:

http://superherouniverse.com/wiki/images/5/57/GeneralZodForPresident20084.jpg

?

http://daliprana.com/Exclusive%20Dalip%20Photos/Dalip12.jpg

[Nito]

lol the guy wearing glasses in the middle looks about 40 yrs old not 17 yrs odl.

the african american negro with the glasses does look like a 40 year old. the other ******s beside him look like the right age. Which one of those crackers up top is the Undertaker? I'm not certain but is that a sand ****** in the bottom right? I wonder why there are so few ****** who play basketball..

[giantgonzolez]

Dude on the right is closer to the camera. Either that or his head is actually 2 1\2 times bigger than Shaq's.

The guy probably has the biggest head ever after Andre The Giant.
I'm sure he could take a punch from Mike Tyson without even flinching.
They say the bigger your head/jaw/neck are, the better you're able to take a punch.

[catzhernandez]

:roll:

Stupid thread.

[giantgonzolez]

Why does this guy look like the sidekick of the "Kneel to Zod" character from Superman 2? The one with the beard?

This guy on the left:

http://superherouniverse.com/wiki/images/5/57/GeneralZodForPresident20084.jpg

?

http://daliprana.com/Exclusive%20Dalip%20Photos/Dalip12.jpg

The weirdest thing of all is how he looks EXACTLY like that 8 foot 500lbs guy in Double Dragon 2 named Bolo
http://doubledragon.classicgaming.gamespy.com/games/dd2/images/dd2nes4.gif
Why wasn't this guy in Double Dragon the movie?
That's what's wrong with Hollywood, they don't know how to do casting for video game movies right. Sagat was like 5'10" in Streetfighter :mad:

[OldSchoolBBall]

Rehosted, since it's no longer showing up. The 7'6"/400 pound Calvin Lane next to Shaq:

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9513/calnshaq.jpg

Look at the size of his hand! :oldlol: If you can make Shaq look like your little brother, you're big. That dude literally looks like a different class of human being than Shaq. Like the next step in our evolution or something. :oldlol:

[White Chocolate]

In the mean time, we'll dig Robert Wadlow from his grave and put him in the paint. That should stop the Phoenix Suns from scoring. :oldlol:

[Jasper]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9513/calnshaq.jpg

That is the first time I've seen Shaq put his arm around a guys shoulder -

buddy buddy :oldlol:

This whole discussion is a farce - Shaq has loads of talent , not just muscle to generate dunks.
I've always stated Shaq has more passing skills than even his teams realized. That's why he need touchs in the post more often than not - he would always find the open guy.

[JustinJDW]

The Great Khali owns all! :bowdown:

[eliteballer]

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/t/thegreatkhali/gallery/photoscans/1/gallery1/000.jpg

[ramoer]

do i sense another epic failure of a thread??? Plz no more 17 yr olds starting stupid threads...........

[Skyscraper]

Long explanation short:


1) the big guy would foul out in 5 minutes

2) Kobe would use screen rolls with Shaq and abuse the hell out of someone who has no basketball IQ.

3) The guy is obviously on performance enhancing drugs and would not be allowed to play

[giantgonzolez]

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/t/thegreatkhali/gallery/photoscans/1/gallery1/000.jpg

This looks like a photoshop image to me. You'll notice that Singh's arms are WHITE SKINNED, he's from INDIA not Sweeden. It looks like somebody pasted Singh's head on Joe Klien's body. Even if it's real, Shaq must be wearing his usual 3" thick soled shoes while Singh is wearing like flip flops or something. The other thing is where is Singh's left shoulder? There's no way his shoulders are that narrow. Also, it looks like somebody photoshopped Singh's upperbody on somebody elses lowerbody. Singh was a Pro Bodybuilder and his legs are HUGE, there's no way they'd be that skinny.

[Psileas]

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/t/thegreatkhali/gallery/photoscans/1/gallery1/000.jpg

I guess this proves what I suspected (knowing that Khali is 7-1): That the analogy in page 1 was wrong. He doesn't even look bigger than Shaq, and I won't even mention talent, mobility, etc.

[giantgonzolez]

I guess this proves what I suspected (knowing that Khali is 7-1): That the analogy in page 1 was wrong. He doesn't even look bigger than Shaq, and I won't even mention talent, mobility, etc.

That's cause it's Singh's face on Joe Klien's body. Singh has 27" circumference arms in real life. Look at the pics on the first page. This is a DOCTORED image. I believe ghetty images way more than some doctored image.

[kumquat]

This looks like a photoshop image to me. You'll notice that Singh's arms are WHITE SKINNED, he's from INDIA not Sweeden. It looks like somebody pasted Singh's head on Joe Klien's body. Even if it's real, Shaq must be wearing his usual 3" thick soled shoes while Singh is wearing like flip flops or something. The other thing is where is Singh's left shoulder? There's no way his shoulders are that narrow. Also, it looks like somebody photoshopped Singh's upperbody on somebody elses lowerbody. Singh was a Pro Bodybuilder and his legs are HUGE, there's no way they'd be that skinny.


Yeh his arms are real dark huh and he'd look that much bigger than shaq huh. OMG you're a dumbass :roll::roll::roll::roll:
http://www.himachal.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/glitterati_dalip_singh_20050606.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2Hqo_htdMoo/SCe6rvNKvpI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/AtHobANypho/s1600/Khali.JPG
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/t/thegreatkhali/gallery/photoscans/1/gallery1/000.jpgb

[eliteballer]

It's real

http://i33.tinypic.com/24ya0d3.jpg

[giantgonzolez]

Yeh his arms are real dark huh and he'd look that much bigger than shaq huh. OMG you're a dumbass :roll::roll::roll::roll:



Shaq
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/shaq-shaunie-premiere.jpg
Singh
http://i4.tinypic.com/110lspi.jpg

You're either an idiot or a LIAR. Your Kane photo proves that the Dalip Singh pic is 100% fake.
The DOCTORED height of 7'1" could almost be believed, but the doctored weight is IMPOSSIBLE.
His narrow shoulders, (INVISIBLE left shoulder), NO VEINS POPPING out in on Singh's arms in the doctored pic(in real life he has like a bazillion veins popping out all over the place on his arms) and his photoshopped atrophied legs and an IMPOSSIBLY SMALL WAIST for even an average man let alone a 430lbs giant are DEAD GIVEAWAYS OF A FORGERY.
In your photo Singh looks 330lbs which is IMPOSSIBLE as a guy like Singh would PUT ON WEIGHT not lose weight after he stopped dieting for bodybuilding.
Singh is TWICE the size of Kane yet Kane's arms are shoulders look FAR bigger than Shaq in that photo and yet Singh's arms look the same size as Shaqs in the other photo.
There's NO WAY that's a legit pic. Dalip Singh was listed @ 7'3" 408lbs by some Bodybuilding Association, and their measurements are PRECISE down to tenths of 1 percent of bodyfat. Singh got a little out of shape and put on like 30 lbs(he's was like 0.8 percent bodyfat when he slimmed down to 408LBS for Bodybuilding).
http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/DalipGiantSingh.jpg
His shoulders are TWICE AS WIDE AS SHAQ's. That photo is a FORGERY and you should be ashamed of yourself to even suggest that it's NOT a forgery.
How can somebody this big become half the size in just ONE PHOTO, but INCREDIBLY MASSIVE in all other photos?
Here's a REAL PHOTO that shows how much bigger than Shaq he is.
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/58/12/0000035812_20061116141740.jpg


So LET's say I'm BIAS, and YOU'RE bias. Why don't we let some UNIAS PEOPLE decide. Here are some UNBIAS people who are NEITHER NBA or WWE fans.
http://www.bodybuildingdungeon.com/forums/bodybuilding-pictures/19887-dalip-singh.html


There's ONLY ONE OTHER WAY your pic can be real. Shaq has to be 45% bodyfat and wearing very thick soled shoes and since fat is much lighter than muscle, Shaq would weigh 100+lbs less but look the same size.

[giantgonzolez]

I found a pic of Dalip Singh back when he was probably like 18 in India.
Even THEN, he's was much bigger than Shaq ever was. I'd estimate that back then Dalip only weighed 380 or 390 where as he's at least 430 now.
EVEN going by the LIE that Singh is ONLY 7'1" tall.
He's STILL WAY WAY bigger than Shaq EVEN when Singh was a teen.
Also, Shaq has SKINNY LEGS, were has Singh has Tree Trunk Legs. That was the DEAD GIVAWAY of the FORGERY where Singh has a 27" waist, an INVISIBLE LEFT shoulders, and arms as white as an Albino even though he's an Indian.
I made the 18 year old Singh 7'1" using photoshop, and he's still WAY bigger than Shaq.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/Sal29/DalipSinghTeenager.jpg

Here are the original photos http://www.vinod.com/blog/Article_Images/Dalip.jpg
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/shaq-shaunie-premiere.jpg

[blackification]

You got a picture of shaq leaning down to his left to compare it to another picture when there is a pic of them standing next to each other? Close this thread please this is just sad. I feel bad for you at this point.

[giantgonzolez]

You got a picture of shaq leaning down to his left to compare it to another picture when there is a pic of them standing next to each other? Close this thread please this is just sad. I feel bad for you at this point.

WHO cares if he's leaning or not, Singh's arms and legs were TWICE as thick as Shaq's even when Singh was a slim 380lbs 7'3" kid. That's why the pic of Singh meeting Shaq is a FORGERY. I doubt that they have even ever met, it's possible but improbable that they even ever met. That photo is a CLEAR PHOTOSHOP, They probably put the face of Singh on the upperbody of Joe Klein, on the legs of Kevin Garnett. That's why the legs look atrophied in that FORGERY.
It's also possible that Shaq met some other pro wrestler like Kevin Nash and somebody photoshopped Singh's head on Nash's body.
The skin color change from the Face to the neck is STRIKING. The face of an Indian man and the neck and arms of a white man.

[G-train]

This looks like a photoshop image to me. You'll notice that Singh's arms are WHITE SKINNED, he's from INDIA not Sweeden. It looks like somebody pasted Singh's head on Joe Klien's body. Even if it's real, Shaq must be wearing his usual 3" thick soled shoes while Singh is wearing like flip flops or something. The other thing is where is Singh's left shoulder? There's no way his shoulders are that narrow. Also, it looks like somebody photoshopped Singh's upperbody on somebody elses lowerbody. Singh was a Pro Bodybuilder and his legs are HUGE, there's no way they'd be that skinny.

its white from the flash of the camera retard.

singh is about the same size as shaq, and is nowhere near as athletic in terms of speed and leaping nor has any bball training..

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Dalip-Singh-3708.html

[iamgine]

Should have gotten this guy:

http://www.itrening.pl/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mariusz-pudzianowski.jpg

He's 6'1, 312 pounds. Much stronger than Shaq with the height of a guard. Plus he played Rugby so he should be pretty mobile.

[giantgonzolez]

Should have gotten this guy:

http://www.itrening.pl/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mariusz-pudzianowski.jpg

He's 6'1, 312 pounds. Much stronger than Shaq with the height of a guard. Plus he played Rugby so he should be pretty mobile.

Yeah, but he can't even dunk. This guy probably can't even dominate on the blacktop. In a halfcourt game where there are not ticky tack fouls, no traveling, no 3 seconds, etc Singh is about the best player on the Planet.
Hell even 6'5" 400lbs Mark Henry can dunk, but this guy can't.

[giantgonzolez]

its white from the flash of the camera retard.

singh is about the same size as shaq, and is nowhere near as athletic in terms of speed and leaping nor has any bball training..

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Dalip-Singh-3708.html

If you think Singh is anything under 400lbs, then I have some beach front property to sell you in Iowa. The guy makes Bob Sapp look like a lightweight in The Longest Yard and Bob Sapp is 6'5 372lbs.

[bdreason]

Maybe I'm just tired but this thread is hilarious.

[DonDadda59]

Short history lesson for the retards actually taking the OP seriously...

This is George Muresan. George was 7'7" and over 300 lbs:
http://www.interbasket.net/players/muresan.jpg

This is poor George trying to guard Shaq:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KU8Ufo6PT8

This is Yao Ming, Yao is 7'6" 315+ lbs:
http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0809/yao-ming-houston-rockets_SlrL9ANqPyUg.jpg

This is Shaq ****ting all over Yao with all of China watching:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9K7GOV6-DI&feature=related

Now if these giants who've been playing basketball all of their lives were useless against Shaq, why would some random, top-heavy freak who'd probably trip over his own feet and get winded after 3 min be able to do ANYTHING at all against a prime Diesel?

People have got to start thinking before typing.

[giantgonzolez]

Short history lesson for the retards actually taking the OP seriously...

This is George Muresan. George was 7'7" and over 300 lbs:
http://www.interbasket.net/players/muresan.jpg

This is poor George trying to guard Shaq:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KU8Ufo6PT8

This is Yao Ming, Yao is 7'6" 315+ lbs:
http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0809/yao-ming-houston-rockets_SlrL9ANqPyUg.jpg

This is Shaq ****ting all over Yao with all of China watching:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9K7GOV6-DI&feature=related

Now if these giants who've been playing basketball all of their lives were useless against Shaq, why would some random, top-heavy freak who'd probably trip over his own feet and get winded after 3 min be able to do ANYTHING at all against a prime Diesel?

People have got to start thinking before typing.

Can either of them do 50 reps with 600lbs worth of plates on the bar like Dalip Singh can?

He's NOT a top heavy freak, he's PERFECTLY proportional, that's a FAKE photoshop pic you were looking at. He was a pro bodybuilder and so he had perfect proportionality and symetry(NOT TOPHEAVY).
Also, Shaq fouled David Robinson like 100 times a game and got AWAY with it because of the JORDAN err Shaq rules. If the same rules were applied to ANY big strong guy, they'd be the best offensive player in the NBA.
Shaq was WAY WAY TOO slow to get around guys like Robinson, so he basically elbowed them in the face to freeze them, and then got the EASY dunk, layup, or hook. You DON'T have to be athletic to do anything. Does Shaq use ANY athleticism here? Any Tall Strong Guy like Dalip Singh or Paul Wight can EASILY do this. There's NO SKILL AND NO ATHLETIC ABILITY REQUIRED WHATSOEVER, ONLY WEIGHT, STRENGHT, and HEIGHT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3FXLyNFew Basically a SUPERIOR defensive player STOPPED Shaq, so SHAQ CHEATES. If Dalip Singh Were Allowed to do this, he could EASILY average 50 ppg and shoot 90% field goal percentage. Shaq did the thing against ALL SUPERIOR ATHLETES and great defenders like David Robinson, Hakeem, etc.
Basically if you can't beat them fair and square, CHEAT AND ELBOW THEM IN THE FACE. Name 1 player in the NBA who could stop 7'3" 430lbs Dalip Singh doing if he did the same thing that Shaq did to Motumbo?

[kumquat]

Hot damn we now have a new official dumbass on ISH. Hawkfan hand over your crown. Please kill yourself. It's for the best.

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

[DonDadda59]

He's NOT a top heavy freak, he's PERFECTLY proportional, that's a FAKE photoshop pic you were looking at. He was a pro bodybuilder and so he had perfect proportionality and symetry(NOT TOPHEAVY).
Also, Shaq fould David Robinson like 100 times a game and got AWAY with it because of the JORDAN err Shaq rules. If the same rules were applied to ANY big strong guy, they'd be the best offensive player in the NBA.
Shaq was WAY WAY TOO slow to get around guys like Robinson, so he basically elbowed them in the face to freeze them, and then got the EASY dunk, layup, or hook. You DON'T have to be athletic to do anything. Does Shaq use ANY athleticism here? Any Tall Strong Guy like Dalip Singh or Paul Wight can EASILY do this. There's NO SKILL AND NO ATHLETIC ABILITY REQUIRED WHATSOEVER, ONLY WEIGHT, STRENGHT, and HEIGHT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3FXLyNFewINVOLVED. Basically a SUPERIOR defensive player STOPPED Shaq, so SHAQ CHEATES. If Dalip Singh Were Allowed to do this, he could EASILY average 50 ppg and shoot 90% field goal percentage. Shaq did the thing against ALL SUPERIOR ATHLETES and great defenders like David Robinson, Hakeem, etc.
Basically if you can't beat them fair and square, CHEAT AND ELBOW THEM IN THE FACE. Name 1 player in the NBA who could stop 7'3" 430lbs Dalip Singh doing if he did the same thing that Shaq did to Motumbo?

50 PPG on 90% shooting? Good lord, why are all the NBA scouts and GMs not busting down his door trying to sign him to a 10 year $300 million dollar contract? With numbers like that Dalip Singh would go down as the GOAT the universe has ever seen, 10 championships, 10 scoring titles, in his first 10 years :eek: Why didn't guys like Muresan or Sabonis dominate the NBA like Dalip could?

Yeah, I'm done playing this game. You clearly have no idea what basketball is. You say Shaq in his prime was slow, didn't have athleticism or skill? Have you ever actually seen prime/young Shaq play? Another short history lesson here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YccKZhc9I5k

The guy was Dwight Howard on steroids, with a complete offensive game. Dalip Singh... **** outta here.

[giantgonzolez]

50 PPG on 90% shooting? Good lord, why are all the NBA scouts and GMs not busting down his door trying to sign him to a 10 year $300 million dollar contract? With numbers like that Dalip Singh would go down as the GOAT the universe has ever seen, 10 championships, 10 scoring titles, in his first 10 years :eek: Why didn't guys like Muresan or Sabonis dominate the NBA like Dalip could?

Yeah, I'm done playing this game. You clearly have no idea what basketball is. You say Shaq in his prime was slow, didn't have athleticism or skill? Have you ever actually seen prime/young Shaq play? Another short history lesson here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YccKZhc9I5k

The guy was Dwight Howard on steroids, with a complete offensive game. Dalip Singh... **** outta here.


DID YOU READ THE WORD CHEATING? I said IF AND ONLY IF IF IF IF
He was ALLOWED TO CHEAT and ELBOW defenders in the face the way SHAQ always elbowed Hakeem, David Robinson, and basically ANY great defender because Shaq couldn't compete FAIR AND SQUARE.
IF you allowed Dalip Singh to CHEAT THEN and ONLY THEN would he be unstoppable in the paint.

[biisak]

DID YOU READ THE WORD CHEATING? I said IF AND ONLY IF IF IF IF
He was ALLOWED TO CHEAT and ELBOW defenders in the face the way SHAQ always elbowed Hakeem, David Robinson, and basically ANY great defender because Shaq couldn't compete FAIR AND SQUARE.
IF you allowed Dalip Singh to CHEAT THEN and ONLY THEN would he be unstoppable in the paint.

Why don

[DonDadda59]

DID YOU READ THE WORD CHEATING? I said IF AND ONLY IF IF IF IF
He was ALLOWED TO CHEAT and ELBOW defenders in the face the way SHAQ always elbowed Hakeem, David Robinson, and basically ANY great defender because Shaq couldn't compete FAIR AND SQUARE.
IF you allowed Dalip Singh to CHEAT THEN and ONLY THEN would he be unstoppable in the paint.

Before this thread I'd never even heard of Dalip Singh, and now he'd be the GOAT athlete ever... if he got to use elbows. You and Dhalsim or w/e the **** his name is can both suck a dick.

[giantgonzolez]

Before this thread I'd never even heard of Dalip Singh, and now he'd be the GOAT athlete ever... if he got to use elbows. You and Dhalsim or w/e the **** his name is can both suck a dick.

Dalip Singh is FAR bigger and stronger than Shaq, he has a hot wife while Shaq's wife is FUGLY, he's a way better actor than Shaq(would you rather watch Kazam or The Longest Yard, Steel or Get Smart), he's more famous around the world, and more people know of him(1.3 billion people in India alone). Shaq's a selfish #@@^&%# who only spends money on himself while Dalip spends tens of million of his hard earned money to help poor people in the US and in his home country of India. Shaq's just an around jerk who's a CHEATER. I hate cheaters who get away with a BILLION offensive fouls and who CHEATED to win the 2002 WCF against the Kings.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__W_E5UNRNVw/SCU-RTiJBeI/AAAAAAAAAYI/wv-w-5E48MQ/s400/khali2.jpg

[KeylessEntry]

:roll:

Is this troll as drunk as I am?

[Toizumi]

Dalip Singh is FAR bigger and stronger than Shaq, he has a hot wife while Shaq's wife is FUGLY, he's a way better actor than Shaq, he's more famous around the world, and more people know of him(1.3 billion people in India alone). Shaq's a selfish #@@^&%# who only spends money on himself while Dalip spends tens of million of his hard earned money to help poor people in the US and in his home country of India. Shaq's just an around jerk who's a CHEATER. I hate cheaters who get away with a BILLION offensive fouls and who CHEATED to win the 2002 WCF against the Kings.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__W_E5UNRNVw/SCU-RTiJBeI/AAAAAAAAAYI/wv-w-5E48MQ/s400/khali2.jpg

...This is why 7'3" 430lbs DALIP SINGH...

I am 7'3" 430lbs and I can bench 850.


you're dalip Singh. must be. :lol

[KeylessEntry]

50 PPG on 90% shooting? Good lord, why are all the NBA scouts and GMs not busting down his door trying to sign him to a 10 year $300 million dollar contract? With numbers like that Dalip Singh would go down as the GOAT the universe has ever seen, 10 championships, 10 scoring titles, in his first 10 years :eek: Why didn't guys like Muresan or Sabonis dominate the NBA like Dalip could?

Yeah, I'm done playing this game. You clearly have no idea what basketball is. You say Shaq in his prime was slow, didn't have athleticism or skill? Have you ever actually seen prime/young Shaq play? Another short history lesson here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YccKZhc9I5k

The guy was Dwight Howard on steroids, with a complete offensive game. Dalip Singh... **** outta here.

Wow I had forgotten how athletic and skilled young Shaq was. Hes was like a refined version of D Howard.

[DonDadda59]

you're dalip Singh. must be. :lol

Shameless self promotion :oldlol:

[DonDadda59]

You can still suck a dick, Dhalsim. In case you were wondering.

[Toizumi]

You can still suck a dick, Dhalsim. In case you were wondering.

:roll: REPPED

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Is this some kind of sick, twisted f*cking joke.

What the heck can Khali do in the NBA? Sampson, Bradley, Shaq, Arvy, all had exceptional basketball skills.

Physical and athletic prowess is fine and dandy but it won't take you to the G.o.A.T level period. You need AT least a dependable hook, spin move, and be automatic on layups/dunks.

But I do like the trolljob.

[giantgonzolez]

Is this some kind of sick, twisted f*cking joke.

What the heck can Khali do in the NBA? Sampson, Bradley, Shaq, Arvy, all had exceptional basketball skills.

Physical and athletic prowess is fine and dandy but it won't take you to the G.o.A.T level period. You need AT least a dependable hook, spin move, and be automatic on layups/dunks.

But I do like the trolljob.

Basically this is what Dalip Singh could do in the NBA, camp out in the lane right under the basket for 5 seconds, get the ball, take one dribble, back down defender, swing elbows wildly break some people's jaws and tear down the basket support with a monster dunk. Ofcourse all of that is NOT ALLOWED under the rules, but the rules never stopped Shaq did it when he was committing 100 offensive fouls per game. I wish David Robinson was here, he's an honest Christian man and he'd tell you himself how many offensive fouls Shaq got away with each game as he'd tell the truth even if it made him sould like he had sour grapes or something.
You people are probably like 10 and have never Seen Shaq's illegal moves.

You people must have NEVER watched the playoffs from 2000 to 2002.
There are many people who LITERALLY FOULED out because of headbutting Shaq in the elbow 6 times. This article really sheds some light on what I'm saying. You people must either have amnesia, be 10 years old or Bias Lakers fans.

http://www.nationalradio.com/NBA_BEAT_JUNE_08.shtml

But that's not all. Shaquille O'Neal continues to be allowed to back his giant body into a defensive man who is stationary and in defensive position. It's as though O'Neal portrays himself as a giant bowling ball that is knocking over little bowling (King) pins (pun intended). Conversely, when someone just touches O'Neal on the back they are called for a foul.

At the beginning of the fourth quarter Scott Pollard fouled out of the game after Shaq BACKED INTO HIM. "That's about as cheap as they come with this physical play," commented Clemons regarding that foul being called on Pollard.

In game three Sacramento coach Rick Adelman complained to referee Steve Javy that O'Neal should NOT be permitted to back into defenders and get away with it. "You can't let him do that," Adelman said. Television replays clearly showed Javy replying, "I agree."

THIS QUOTE BELOW IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE THAT BASICALLY PROVES WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG

O'Neal and Bryant are notorious for throwing elbows. It seems this is one lesson Bryant has learned from O'Neal. As great as they are as players it makes you wonder why they are given so much leeway to abuse their opponents unfairly. That was the series that is receiving the most controversy but we noticed irregularities from the first championship when the Lakers went on to win their three-peat experience.


Clemons said at the time, "Shaq has done that much of his career and been able to get away with it."

You people know NOTHING about basketball if you think Shaq's ILLEGAL moves against David Robinson and Tim Duncan arguably changine the course of some of the series as well as the COMPELETELY RIGGED 2002 WCF basically make the NBA about as "REAL" as the WWE.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Dalip Singh is FAR bigger and stronger than Shaq, he has a hot wife while Shaq's wife is FUGLY, he's a way better actor than Shaq(would you rather watch Kazam or The Longest Yard, Steel or Get Smart), he's more famous around the world, and more people know of him(1.3 billion people in India alone). Shaq's a selfish #@@^&%# who only spends money on himself while Dalip spends tens of million of his hard earned money to help poor people in the US and in his home country of India. Shaq's just an around jerk who's a CHEATER. I hate cheaters who get away with a BILLION offensive fouls and who CHEATED to win the 2002 WCF against the Kings.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__W_E5UNRNVw/SCU-RTiJBeI/AAAAAAAAAYI/wv-w-5E48MQ/s400/khali2.jpg


Dalip, is that you?

[eliteballer]

Probably because this:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/JTJTPhotos/Singh/Shaq/Document26_p015.jpg

[72-10]

Why did you bump this? Anyways, they did. The Portland Trail Blazers got him, his name was Arvydas Sabonis. But he was past his prime.

[KembaWalker]

LMAO dude wasn't even a good wrestler, the job he was suppose to do, how he gonna ball

[ralph_i_el]

LMAO dude wasn't even a good wrestler, the job he was suppose to do, how he gonna ball

seriously. He'd be left behind in transition every time. Shaq would just jog down the court for a free bucket or easy deep post position every play.

[CavaliersFTW]

Probably because this:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/JTJTPhotos/Singh/Shaq/Document26_p015.jpg
Yeah, and between the two only Shaq is actually capable of jogging, running, and footwork. The other guy in the ring always looked/s like he's gonna fall over just standing still, no balance at all and can't even bend his knees not sure how he'd be expected to play a sport like basketball with that kind of mobility :lol

[red1]

what a retarded thread. that stiff would be a liability on the court in every way. I dont think people truly appreciate how athletic shaq was for his size, even after he gained some weight

[Gileraracer]

Long explanation short:


1) the big guy would foul out in 5 minutes

2) Kobe would use screen rolls with Shaq and abuse the hell out of someone who has no basketball IQ.

3) The guy is obviously on performance enhancing drugs and would not be allowed to play


Why is LeBron still playing then? :biggums: