View Full Version : Which azz do you prefer?
rufuspaul
04-16-2009, 03:42 PM
Jessica Biel
http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/The-Hottest-Ass-in-Hollywood-Is-on-Vacation-2.jpg
Jessica Alba
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2226088/jessica-alba-bikini-2-ass-02-723148-main_Full.jpg
Beyonce
http://bp1.blogger.com/_Blx-tn7YyrI/RcOtbLn4lBI/AAAAAAAABAY/IE2oKRmodXs/s400/beyone_wedgie_m28.jpg
Kim Kardashian
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1008/1129396308_6cbead4fda.jpg
Jennifer Lopez
http://www.vineshway.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jlo.jpg
Shakira
http://img45.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-28742/loc24/69745_Shakira_ass_24.jpg (http://img45.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=69745_Shakira_ass_24.jpg#)
Christina Aguilera
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/nangel2574/christina-aguilera.jpg
DonDadda59
04-16-2009, 03:52 PM
That's like asking which would you rather have, food or sleep?
Is there really a 'wrong' answer?
rufuspaul
04-16-2009, 03:53 PM
That's like asking which would you rather have, food or sleep?
Is there really a 'wrong' answer?
Definitely not.
andgar923
04-16-2009, 03:56 PM
Bad pics btw
canadianballer
04-16-2009, 03:57 PM
That's like asking which would you rather have, food or sleep?
Is there really a 'wrong' answer?
id take sleep everydya of the week 10 times on sunday after a hangover
Richie2k6
04-16-2009, 03:57 PM
Jessica Alba is a twig. Shakira wins becaus of the bonus fact that her hips are a gift from God to the Earth. Kardashian a close 2nd.
That's like asking which would you rather have, food or sleep?
Is there really a 'wrong' answer?
True true.
but for conversation's sake, I think I'll go with the OG bum J.Lo and then Shakira, Kim K, Biel.
Kebab Stall
04-16-2009, 04:00 PM
Can't go wrong with any. Though Kardashian is just jaw dropping.
Q.E.C
04-16-2009, 04:26 PM
You couldn't get a better Beyonce pic?
bigkingsfan
04-16-2009, 04:29 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/jjagzr.gif
Da KO King
04-16-2009, 04:29 PM
Kardashian
Beyonce
The rest
PistolPete
04-16-2009, 04:46 PM
It's "ass" you assclown. And it's clearly Kim's
PK3434
04-16-2009, 05:03 PM
For some reason, I'm not seeing the Kardashian pick( maybe its to big for my computer)...so, i may have to choose jLo.
Younggrease
04-16-2009, 05:23 PM
Give me Jess Alba...i know many wont agree
boozehound
04-16-2009, 05:26 PM
Jessica Biel
http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/The-Hottest-Ass-in-Hollywood-Is-on-Vacation-2.jpg
Jessica Alba
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2226088/jessica-alba-bikini-2-ass-02-723148-main_Full.jpg
Beyonce
http://bp1.blogger.com/_Blx-tn7YyrI/RcOtbLn4lBI/AAAAAAAABAY/IE2oKRmodXs/s400/beyone_wedgie_m28.jpg
Kim Kardashian
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1008/1129396308_6cbead4fda.jpg
Jennifer Lopez
http://www.vineshway.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jlo.jpg
Shakira
http://img45.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-28742/loc24/69745_Shakira_ass_24.jpg (http://img45.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=69745_Shakira_ass_24.jpg#)
Christina Aguilera
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/nangel2574/christina-aguilera.jpg
based on these pics, alba and beyonce are the only two not eminently tapable.
Kardashian
Beyonce
The rest
Even tho these werent the best pix posted I agree with this.
Brujesino
04-16-2009, 05:37 PM
aguilera 1st for me i like those small tight asses women of her size have
Younggrease
04-16-2009, 05:38 PM
Even tho these werent the best pix posted I agree with this.
Beyonce's ass is the most overrated thing in pop culture...not enough consistency its nice one day then 2 weeks later its sloppy
Beyonce's ass is the most overrated thing in pop culture...not enough consistency its nice one day then 2 weeks later its sloppy
Consistency? I assume you're talking about the dude who does the air brushing or photoshopping yes?
Younggrease
04-16-2009, 05:44 PM
Consistency? I assume you're talking about the dude who does the air brushing or photoshopping yes?
no im talking about her weight changing on the monthly basis.
TheGreatDeraj
04-16-2009, 07:02 PM
Those pictures make me happy in my pants.
For me it goes:
Biel
Alba
Aguilera
Lopez
Kardashian
Beyonce
Shakira
The pictures didn't represent the asses very well though
PistolPete
04-16-2009, 07:02 PM
tara reid
nice and easy on my peniis
oh no way
ukplayer4
04-16-2009, 07:03 PM
aguilera 1st for me i like those small tight asses women of her size have
this is exactly how i feel, i would probably go alba on ass alone- looks a little smaller and tighter, but a close second is aguilera- particularly cause of whats attached to it.
Beyonce's ass is the most overrated thing in pop culture...not enough consistency its nice one day then 2 weeks later its sloppy
The asses compared to Beyonce? B wins out. But i agree her ass is overrated. She is mainly HIPS. Her ass isnt as fat as many seem to think. And she does fluctuate in weight.
Richie2k6
04-16-2009, 07:41 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qvdGCMSTgIk/RpS-4EZbMVI/AAAAAAAABsQ/3mUkLoC3ffE/s400/69562_Shakira_ass_18.jpg
Give me Jess Alba...i know many wont agree
agreed.
-primetime-
04-16-2009, 08:26 PM
I think I would have to go with Lopez just based on it's legendary status alone...:oldlol:
Fatal9
04-16-2009, 09:04 PM
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kim-kardashian-ass-butt-04.jpg
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/06/kardashian-bikini-pics.jpg
slevin6zer0
04-16-2009, 09:18 PM
No answers are wrong here. I'd jerk it to everyone one of those girls (if i haven't already before). But I'd probably pick Shakira. Something about tiny women really get me going.
JEFFERSON MONEY
04-16-2009, 09:24 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_A-bXyPL07Ww/RtEUcv0QgGI/AAAAAAAAAcs/hyaEB1yKBj4/s400/lopez_ass.sized.jpg
http://earsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/beyonce-booty.jpg
http://www.joblo.com/images_quizzes/alba-ass1.jpg
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/kim_k_butt.jpg
ronron15
04-16-2009, 09:27 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :applause: :applause: :applause:
jamal99
04-16-2009, 09:50 PM
Jennifer Lopez
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Richie2k6
04-16-2009, 09:59 PM
I still fail to see why Alba is in the running with that competition.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E0KGcJiVaTI/SInHequEXgI/AAAAAAAAAG0/z-pUAiRrzUk/S660/Jessica-Alba-Wallpapers424.jpg
http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jessica-alba-quote-of-the-day-6-1-07.jpg
http://www.talkstink.com/wp-content/images/jessicaAlbaButtCloseUp.jpg
There's almost nothing there...
Give me Jess Alba...i know many wont agree
x2
thatoneblackguy
04-16-2009, 10:07 PM
Can I have all of them?:hammertime:
Posterize246
04-16-2009, 10:10 PM
been in love with J-Lo since I was born.
http://i44.tinypic.com/ip8vao.jpg
Sanity
04-16-2009, 10:23 PM
been in love with J-Lo since I was born.
http://i44.tinypic.com/ip8vao.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/x423xk.gif
big baller
04-16-2009, 10:25 PM
Kim Kardashian
thatoneblackguy
04-16-2009, 10:26 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/x423xk.gif
:roll: :roll: :roll:
L.Kizzle
04-16-2009, 10:33 PM
1. J-LO
2. Beyonce
3. Kim K
The Rest
kobesabi
04-16-2009, 10:36 PM
They all look like good azzilicious to play with except for the one below
http://i40.tinypic.com/jjagzr.gif
LOL
arkain
04-16-2009, 10:52 PM
I'll take this one:
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6645/jessicaalbajessicaalba0.jpg
rufuspaul
04-17-2009, 08:33 AM
:lol Gotta laugh at some of y'all clowns "not the best pics" Duh, I specifically used pics that weren't that common. More everyday stuff, at least as much as you can have that with a celeb. Hard to find one of Jessica Biel that isn't stellar though.
G-train
04-17-2009, 08:57 AM
americans, and their strange fascination with gigantic asses... its puzzling to other cultures who prefer their women to have grace and beauty.
G-train
04-17-2009, 08:59 AM
ok my white aussie selections:
biel
alba
kadashian and the other gorilla asses
shawbryant
04-17-2009, 10:31 AM
Jessica Alba's face >>>>her butt in that pic.
Sorry her face isn't shown in the pic.
PK3434
04-17-2009, 01:10 PM
ok my white aussie selections:
biel
alba
kadashian and the other gorilla asses
Don't disrespect Gorilla asses!!!!!
JEFFERSON MONEY
04-17-2009, 01:22 PM
G-Train, that'z real weird man. It's in our nature to appreciate wide hips and a big booty. Especially when paired up with a skinny waist and an overall fit physique. But eh whatever floats your boat.
Also, gorillas and other great apes have smaller d!cks, clitorises, and buttocks proportionally in comparison to humans.
CasterL
04-17-2009, 01:25 PM
christina has the best ass in thoose photos
AirJordan23
04-17-2009, 09:30 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/x423xk.gif
:roll:
PistolPete
04-17-2009, 09:54 PM
americans, and their strange fascination with gigantic asses... its puzzling to other cultures who prefer their women to have grace and beauty.
having no ass is like having no face. very unnatural
-primetime-
04-17-2009, 10:26 PM
having no ass is like having no face. very unnatural
I do agree with G-Train to an extent though...
I love J-Lo/Beyounce/Kim/ect...but they do have MUCH more ass than the normal female does...I am not sure what you mean by "no ass" but what they have is NOT the norm at all...
I don't at all think that it is strange to be attracted to that...what is IN HERE...THIS THREAD...
but I do agree with Train in that I think alot of the U.S. has gone way overboard with their "ass" fasicination...
some of the pics I have seen in other threads the girl's have asses that are just plain cartoonish and silly...like a woman who went way too far with her breast implants or something...
I heard someone talking about how after J-Lo reached fame that ass implants suddenly became $$$...
Alot of chicks are now even wearing padded panties...just like padded bras...
In a way it feels like Americans went from being breast crazy in the 80s, and not really caring THAT much about the ass, to suddenly becoming ass crazy in the 00s, and now we just don't even care about breasts at all...it is like breast implants just went so far that we don't care anymore...
/end T&A rant...:oldlol:
PistolPete
04-17-2009, 10:29 PM
:oldlol:
My god prime, I can only respond to that by saying that I'm staring at my screen right now and just shaking my head.
That was quite the analytical rant on the bootay
Alot of chicks are now even wearing padded panties...just like padded bras.....
No ****ing kidding....:wtf:
-primetime-
04-17-2009, 10:58 PM
No ****ing kidding....:wtf:
http://www.feelfoxy.com/Buttock_Enhancers_s/21.htm
http://www.lovemybubbles.com/
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=padded%20panties&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw
baseketball4life
04-18-2009, 02:42 AM
Beyonce then Kimmy
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