11 Most Profound Quotes in Simpsons History

[RainierBeachPoet]

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Drinking. Homer's toast after Springfield lifts its ban on prohibition clearly and succinctly summarizes mankind's relationship to alcohol through all eternity. "To alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
The Second Amendment. I try not to get too pinko too often, but I'm a big gun control guy. And I like this quote from the episode where Homer joins the NRA, where Krusty the Clown effectively juxtaposes the modern uses of guns and the actual theory behind Americans' Constitutional right to bear arms. "Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!"

And though it's not quote profound enough for this list, that episode also nails soccer (and why this country just can't get behind it) with a commercial for a soccer tournament that says, "Fast kicking! Low scoring! And ties... you bet!"
Jobs. I've worked at more than a dozen companies during college and adult life. And this Homer quote is as true as any quote ever. "No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed."
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Religion. "The Simpsons" have done so much about religion that they even spawned a book called "The Gospel According to The Simpsons" (http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-According-Simpsons-Spiritual-Animated/dp/0664224199).

But, the best one-liner they've ever had about religion... and my favorite satirical quote from the entire 20 years of the series... came in the episode where Homer and Bart go Catholic and a team of Reverend Lovejoy, Ned Flanders and Marge go to win them back.

No statement has ever summed up the folly of "my religious beliefs and only my beliefs are the guaranteed, definitive truth" like when Reverend Lovejoy says: "We're here to bring you back to the one true faith: the Western Branch of American Reform Presby-Lutheranism."
Modern love. There's nothing in the world that's immune from giant corporations trying to make money off it. Love just might be the most exploited of all. As Lisa says: "Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
Entitlement. We want it all. But getting from point A to point B to have it all... well that sounds like a lot of work. Here's Homer's line about that sense of hypocritical entitlement: "If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
Handling the opposite gender. If only we'd start listening to Bart, and not reading (literally) billions of magazine articles and websites about what's really happening in the minds of the opposite sex... maybe we'd all stop overthinking relationships and just find good ones that naturally and easily work. Bart: "Women are easy, long division is hard."
Achievement. I'm really good at the old-school NES game Dr. Mario. I can consistently beat pretty much everyone I've ever played against. And yet, when I tore my ACL and, couch-bound, I started playing Dr. Mario on the Wii wireless against other people from around the world... a lot of them just destroyed me. Which led me to believe that Homer had it right: "No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."
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Generation gap. Older generations will generally think younger people are lazy. Or coddled. Or stupid. We usually agree on those, but not always. So let's thank Mr. Burns for putting words to the one thing that every member of an older generation will agree with... "I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children."
Effort. I think this Homer quote neatly sums up the reason why people so often give up on their lofty, ambitious (and sometimes naive) goals: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Status. A Homer quote about the oft-futile battle to better one's station in life... we try, we work at it, but, in the end, we are what we are. Or, as he puts it, "Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'"
from http://www.11points.com/TV/11_Most_Profound_Quotes_in_Simpsons_History

[1manfastbreak]

simpsons is great. This is why The Simposons is so much better than family Guy. They don't rely on stupid ass random things being funny. their more conscious on whats going on today.

[mlh1981]

"Christmas is the time of year where people from ALL religions can come together to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ."

:roll:

[Geandily]

simpsons is great. This is why The Simposons is so much better than family Guy. They don't rely on stupid ass random things being funny. their more conscious on whats going on today.

But.. but.. the baby is evil! Babies aren't evil, isn't that funny????



REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN...



Futurama>Simpsons though, writers had a lot more freedom

[Brujesino]

simpsons is great. This is why The Simposons is so much better than family Guy. They don't rely on stupid ass random things being funny. their more conscious on whats going on today.


+1

[step_back]

haha love it, I'm surprised to see so many haters of family guy though. It's really popular over here in the U.K.

[lefthook00]

Futurama>Simpsons though, writers had a lot more freedom

Freedom or not, Simpsons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Futurama.

[bballnoob]

Loved the episode when Homer found out Marge was pregnant with Maggie. Basically, all Homer was doing was working at Barney's Bowlerama and just getting by financially.

Yet he sincerely prays to God that everything will stay exactly as it is.

Kind of puts into perspective how little we really need to be happy yet we put a ton of effort into ignoring that and chasing granduer.

[Thorpesaurous]

Lisa has a line at the end of the episode where Bart sells his soul that I know people who claim it sums up there spiritual beliefs. I can't believe it's not on here. I don't want to paraphrase, so I'll look it up.

There's more too. I'll have find a list.

[1manfastbreak]

But.. but.. the baby is evil! Babies aren't evil, isn't that funny????



REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN...



Futurama>Simpsons though, writers had a lot more freedom

is futurama even on the air anymore? like with new shows?

[NOHCP3]

Love the quotes!


Simpsons is of course way better than Futurama. But Futurama was slept on and shouldnt have been canceled imo. Their are new straight to dvd movies theyre coming out with and they are funny. Homer always has the best one liners. I like the Simpsons more because its usually more wity and better written then Family Guy. Dont get me wrong i love family guy but it can get robot chickenish sometimes and I dont like that. The story can get lost in long bad clips.

[SayTownRy]

as an obsessed simpsons fan since the show's inception i gotta say that's a pretty good collection of quotes.

and family guy definitely has its moments imo, but even in its prime (before the cancellation) it couldn't touch prime simpsons (seasons 3-7,8?) back when they had conan doing a little writing for them..

[bigkingsfan]

[homer drops last peanut under the couch, reaches under couch, pulls out 20$ bill]
Homer: twenty dollars? But I wanted a peanut!
Homers Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peaanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hooo!


Homer: Hello my name is Mr. Burns I beleave you have a letter for me.
Mail Clerk: Alright Mr. Burns whats your first name.
Homer: I don't know.

Phone operator: "The fingers used to dial this number are too fat, please smash the keypad with your fist to obtain a dialing wand."

Ralph Wiggum: Me fail English?? Thats unpossible!!

*Hampster returns after being sent on a mission by skinner, skinner is in a gym dodge ball bag*
Skinner: You did it Nibbles! ...Now, chew through my ball sack.

The one where Bart is a bartender for fat tony
Marge: and that pizza delivery truck has been parked outside the house for days, how long does it take to deliver a pizza?
FBI: our covers blown
Then a new truck parks there with sign
Flowers
By
Irene

Burns: Are they Booing me Smithers?
Smithers: No, they're saying BOO-Urns, BOO-urns.

[Richie2k6]

*Hampster returns after being sent on a mission by skinner, skinner is in a gym dodge ball bag*
Skinner: You did it Nibbles! ...Now, chew through my ball sack.
:roll: Greatest cartoon of all time.

[waishing]

Lisa has a line at the end of the episode where Bart sells his soul that I know people who claim it sums up there spiritual beliefs. I can't believe it's not on here. I don't want to paraphrase, so I'll look it up.

There's more too. I'll have find a list.

-You know Bart, some philosophers believe that nobody is born with a soul, that you have to earn one through suffering, thought and prayer...like you did last night.

-(Bart as he's finishing swallowing the paper) Uh huh.

Damn I miss the Simpsons of back then...

[RainierBeachPoet]

Homer: Hello my name is Mr. Burns I beleave you have a letter for me.
Mail Clerk: Alright Mr. Burns whats your first name.
Homer: I don't know.

Phone operator: "The fingers used to dial this number are too fat, please smash the keypad with your fist to obtain a dialing wand."

Ralph Wiggum: Me fail English?? Thats unpossible!!






:cheers::roll:

[DirtBag]

don't know if it was posted but my favorite goes a little something like this

you see kids, you tried your best and you failed. trying is the first step to failing.

something to that effect.

[DirtBag]

on a sidenote, I loved the scene from the episode where milhouses mom starts to date the gladiator. Bart sneaks up behind homer while in the bathtub and hits him over the back with a chair.:roll:

nothing profound but 100% hillarious

[Lamar Doom]

http://tubearoo.com/articles/45730/The_Simpsons_Season_8_Episode_3_The_Homer_They_Fal l.html


i love the end

"where you going moe?"
"ahhh no wheres in partic-a-lar, i just need some time to think"




F*ck the SImpsons is incredible.

[rufuspaul]

I love Homer's bad advice to his kids." I can't lie to you Lisa, being popular is the most important thing in the whole world."

After Homer cooks all the bacon in the house in order to sell the grease for 68 cents: Bart: Dad, you spent $27 on the bacon. Homer: That doesn't count, your mother buys the bacon.

[1manfastbreak]

or when homer sings his smart song..

"I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T - DOH!" hahahha

[brantonli]

Homer: oh boy dinner time, the perfect break between work and drunk.

I have to admit, before 2008 I had only seen, about 3 or 4 simpsons episodes, and before 2007 I had never seen a Simpson's episode in my life, but now I'm hooked. I always see that people say seasons 4-10 are the best (or within that) Can anybody recommend any episodes after season 10?

[bigkingsfan]

After season 10, check out

11-5 E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)

Tomacco episode is hilarious, probably my top 5 ever.

[Brujesino]

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

[Lamar Doom]

the stuff with Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers in the 21 short films about springfield is transcendent.

[bballnoob]

the stuff with Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers in the 21 short films about springfield is transcendent.

:oldlol: Steamed Hams

[Boogaloo]

http://www.24-7simpsons.com/milhouse%201.jpg

"but my mom says I'm cool"

[plowking]

Lenny: (hesitating) Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh...
Carl: Hey, hurry up. I wanna get my pretzel!
Lenny: One pretzel.
Marge: Thank you.
Carl: Uh, let's see, um... I will have one of your, uh...

[playtetris]

http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/LionelHutz.jpg

my favourite character.


Opposing Counsel: What is your opinion of him?
Marge: Hmmm... I'm sorry. My mother always said if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all.
Homer: Will that hold up in court?
Hutz: No, I've tried it before.


Lisa: Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all of your personal papers?
Hutz: As of now, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!


Judge: Mr. Hutz we've been in here for four hours. Do you have any evidence at all?
Hutz: Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.


Hutz: And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury I rest my case.
Judge: Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants?
Hutz: DAAAA!! I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Hutz: Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
Judge: You mean the lawyer?
Hutz: Right.


Hutz: Mrs Simpson, your sexual harassment case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?
Marge: But it's 9:30 in the morning!
Hutz: Yeah but... I haven't slept in days. [glug, glug] Last chance! [glug, glug] Ohh yeah!

[Fallguy20]

Homer: Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves and eskimos.

Willy: Nothing can out run a greased scotsmen!

Buck McCoy: Are you hungry Bart?
Bart: You bet!
Buck McCoy: *draws up rope and snags chips and soda from other room*
Bart: Wow, EVERYTHING tastes better lassoed!
Milhouse: Mr. McCoy, would you lasso me a bannana?
Buck McCoy: Now how the hell would I do that?!

Homer: Marge, get the celebration ham!
Marge: But all we have left is the hurricane disaster and flood ham left.
Homer: Marge... they're just hams...

[B-Low]

Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
Lisa: We know, Dad.
Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to
attend this self-help seminar.
Bart: What an odd thing to say...

one of my other favs that hasn't been posted yet

[Manute for Ever!]

Ralph Wiggum: "Hi Principle Skinner, hi Super-Nintendo Chalmers.

[Lamar Doom]

http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/LionelHutz.jpg

my favourite character.

Both of Hartman's characters were great, he was also Troy McClure, those were some of my favorite years of simpsons, let's say season 3-7 area (i'm not sure there's been a f*ck load) Both of them were that cheesey swa-wa bullsh*t artist archtype. hilarious.

http://www.pakwheels.com/images/forums/2007/10/2/4troy_mclure_ricer_OGH_PakWheels(com).jpg

[Manute for Ever!]

Both of Hartman's characters were great, he was also Troy McClure, those were some of my favorite years of simpsons, let's say season 3-7 area (i'm not sure there's been a f*ck load) Both of them were that cheesey swa-wa bullsh*t artist archtype. hilarious.

http://www.pakwheels.com/images/forums/2007/10/2/4troy_mclure_ricer_OGH_PakWheels(com).jpg

"You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Here Comes the Metric System'".

[playtetris]

"You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Here Comes the Metric System'".

"Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such Drivers Ed films as 'Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass' and 'The Decapitation of LarryLeadfoot'"

[Lamar Doom]

HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as "Smoke yourself thin" and "Get confident, Stupid!"


Troy McClure quotes (http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/characters/troy-mcclure-quotes.html)

[El Kabong]

"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter?"

[Boogaloo]

"Top o' the mornin' to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O' Brockman live on Main Street, where today, eveyone is a little bit Irish! Eh-heh, everyone except, of course, for the gays and Italians"

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work."

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together"

"Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... The Killbot Factory."

"It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthman or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

Kent Brockman :roll:

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/characters/kent-brockman-quotes.html

[Boogaloo]

"Attempted murder, really, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?" -- Sideshow Bob

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." -- Homer Simpson

"Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese." -- Mr. Burns

[lovethetriangle]

Fly my pretties, fly!!! -BURNS

[bballnoob]

Ralph Wiggum: "Hi Principle Skinner, hi Super-Nintendo Chalmers.

Ralph: What's a battle?
Chalmers: Did that child just ask "What's a battle?"
Skinner: ..... No.

[Randy]

Is there really any argument that The Simpsons isn't the greatest TV show and most influential pop culture icon ever? Everybody and their mothers knows the characters, voices, etc.

[B-Low]

Is there really any argument that The Simpsons isn't the greatest TV show and most influential pop culture icon ever? Everybody and their mothers knows the characters, voices, etc.

Exactly. I had made a thread on here a while back seeing how quick we could name 100 Simpsons characters and it was pretty easy actually. What other shows do you know of that not only have 100 different named charachters, but ones that people actually remember?

[ElPigto]

Homer:

"Young LADY in this house we respect the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!!!"

[Brujesino]

Homer:

"Young LADY in this house we respect the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!!!"

:lol

[RidonKs]

Exactly. I had made a thread on here a while back seeing how quick we could name 100 Simpsons characters and it was pretty easy actually.
Milhouse Vanhouten
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Maggie Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Moe Sizlack
Marge Simpson
Ned Flanders
Maud Flanders (may her soul rest in peace)
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Snake (last name?)
Lenny (last name?)
Carl (last name?)
Kurt Vanhouten
Milhouse's mom
Bumblebee Man
Comic Book Store Guy
Barney Gumble
Clancy Wiggum
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
Ralph Wiggum
Sarah Wiggum
Hans Moleman
Abe Simpson
Montgomery Burns
Waylon Smithers
Asa Phelps
Arnie Gumble
Krusty the Clown
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Mel
Martin (last name?)
Janie (last name?)
Nelson Muntz
Jimbo
Kearney
Frank Grimes
Frank Grimes Jr.
Kent Brockman
Chester Lampwick
Herb Simpson
Seymour Skinner (aka Armin Tanzarian)
Edna Crabapple
Agnus Skinner
Superintendent Chalmers (AURORA BOREALIS!)
Gil the Salesman
Acne-riddled teenager who works everywhere (don't think he has a name been mentioned - although I'm sure he's worn a nametag at one point or another)
Jasper
Duffman
Santas Little Helper (aka Sudds McDuff)
Snowball
Snowball II
Snowball III
Snowball IV (cheating, I know - and I'm sure there are more)
Lou (cop)
Eddie (cop)
Groundskeeper Willy
Lionel Hutz
Troy Maglure (sp?)
Ranier Wolfcastle
Radioactive Man (cheating)
Bleeding Gums Murphy
Linguo
Cleetus the Slackjawed Yokel
Brandene (the slackjawed yokel?) - now see if I can remember all the kids lol
Reverend Lovejoy (can't remember first name)
Mrs Lovejoy
Fat Tony
Selma Bouvier
Patti Bouvier
Disco Stu (likes to disco groove)
Mrs Bouvier (first name - gah!)
Doctor Hibbert
Doctor Nick



Whew, I just had to try. Couldn't quite make it to 100, but those 75 took me the last half hour. Now tell me the obvious ones I missed. lol

Here are a few whos names I couldn't remember.

Judge ______
Other bully
Guy with glasses and hat at the bar
Sideshow Bob's brother (always forget)
Fat Tony's entourage

[mattreis62]

I like when the 3 bullies have Martin suspended from the bleachers and are throwing tomatoes at him:

Jimbo: "Why are you throwin tomatoes at yourself? Why are you throwin tomatoes at yourself?"

Martin: "Your very question is faulty!"

Jimbo: "NO YOU'RE FAULTY!"

And from the one where Homer goes into space, after he crashes into the experimental any colony:

Buzz Aldrin: "You fool! Now we'll never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space!"

[bokes15]

I remember most of those quotes.. And most are from the early days when the Simpsons used to make me laugh.

[B-Low]

RidonKs here's our thread from before

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=53121

[RaininThrees]

Lisa: Almost done -- just lay still.
Linguo: *Lie* still.
Lisa: I knew that. Just testing.
Linguo: Sentence fragment.
Lisa: "Sentence fragment" is also a sentence fragment.
Linguo: Shutting down....

[Manute for Ever!]

"The elecric yellow's got me by the brain banana" - Lou

"Marge, at least lose the bra. FREE THE SPRINGFIELD TWO!" - Homer

[ElPigto]

Man what about when Flanders is revealed to be a senior citizen in the church and Moe asks "What's your secret, it must be the holy water *splashes holy water*, AHHH it burns!!"

:oldlol:

[DirtBag]

Lisa: Almost done -- just lay still.
Linguo: *Lie* still.
Lisa: I knew that. Just testing.
Linguo: Sentence fragment.
Lisa: "Sentence fragment" is also a sentence fragment.
Linguo: Shutting down....


Homer: Linguo dead?
Linguo: Linguo IS dead...

[Lamar Doom]

f*cking milhouse's parents. i started laughing out loud when i thought of their little side story

[sulsuvtut27]

Milhouse Vanhouten
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Maggie Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Moe Sizlack
Marge Simpson
Ned Flanders
Maud Flanders (may her soul rest in peace)
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Snake (last name?)
Lenny (last name?)
Carl (last name?)
Kurt Vanhouten
Milhouse's mom
Bumblebee Man
Comic Book Store Guy
Barney Gumble
Clancy Wiggum
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
Ralph Wiggum
Sarah Wiggum
Hans Moleman
Abe Simpson
Montgomery Burns
Waylon Smithers
Asa Phelps
Arnie Gumble
Krusty the Clown
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Mel
Martin (last name?)
Janie (last name?)
Nelson Muntz
Jimbo
Kearney
Frank Grimes
Frank Grimes Jr.
Kent Brockman
Chester Lampwick
Herb Simpson
Seymour Skinner (aka Armin Tanzarian)
Edna Crabapple
Agnus Skinner
Superintendent Chalmers (AURORA BOREALIS!)
Gil the Salesman
Acne-riddled teenager who works everywhere (don't think he has a name been mentioned - although I'm sure he's worn a nametag at one point or another)
Jasper
Duffman
Santas Little Helper (aka Sudds McDuff)
Snowball
Snowball II
Snowball III
Snowball IV (cheating, I know - and I'm sure there are more)
Lou (cop)
Eddie (cop)
Groundskeeper Willy
Lionel Hutz
Troy Maglure (sp?)
Ranier Wolfcastle
Radioactive Man (cheating)
Bleeding Gums Murphy
Linguo
Cleetus the Slackjawed Yokel
Brandene (the slackjawed yokel?) - now see if I can remember all the kids lol
Reverend Lovejoy (can't remember first name)
Mrs Lovejoy
Fat Tony
Selma Bouvier
Patti Bouvier
Disco Stu (likes to disco groove)
Mrs Bouvier (first name - gah!)
Doctor Hibbert
Doctor Nick



Whew, I just had to try. Couldn't quite make it to 100, but those 75 took me the last half hour. Now tell me the obvious ones I missed. lol

Here are a few whos names I couldn't remember.

Judge ______
Other bully
Guy with glasses and hat at the bar
Sideshow Bob's brother (always forget)
Fat Tony's entourage

Judge Snyder, also in the episodes now they use Judge Constant Harm.
Dolph, Kearney.
I think that guys name is Sam.
Cecil.
Legs is one cant think of the other.

[DirtBag]

Milhouse Vanhouten
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Maggie Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Moe Sizlack
Marge Simpson
Ned Flanders
Maud Flanders (may her soul rest in peace)
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Snake (last name?)
Lenny (last name?)
Carl (last name?)
Kurt Vanhouten
Milhouse's mom
Bumblebee Man
Comic Book Store Guy
Barney Gumble
Clancy Wiggum
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
Ralph Wiggum
Sarah Wiggum
Hans Moleman
Abe Simpson
Montgomery Burns
Waylon Smithers
Asa Phelps
Arnie Gumble
Krusty the Clown
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Mel
Martin (last name?)
Janie (last name?)
Nelson Muntz
Jimbo
Kearney
Frank Grimes
Frank Grimes Jr.
Kent Brockman
Chester Lampwick
Herb Simpson
Seymour Skinner (aka Armin Tanzarian)
Edna Crabapple
Agnus Skinner
Superintendent Chalmers (AURORA BOREALIS!)
Gil the Salesman
Acne-riddled teenager who works everywhere (don't think he has a name been mentioned - although I'm sure he's worn a nametag at one point or another)
Jasper
Duffman
Santas Little Helper (aka Sudds McDuff)
Snowball
Snowball II
Snowball III
Snowball IV (cheating, I know - and I'm sure there are more)
Lou (cop)
Eddie (cop)
Groundskeeper Willy
Lionel Hutz
Troy Maglure (sp?)
Ranier Wolfcastle
Radioactive Man (cheating)
Bleeding Gums Murphy
Linguo
Cleetus the Slackjawed Yokel
Brandene (the slackjawed yokel?) - now see if I can remember all the kids lol
Reverend Lovejoy (can't remember first name)
Mrs Lovejoy
Fat Tony
Selma Bouvier
Patti Bouvier
Disco Stu (likes to disco groove)
Mrs Bouvier (first name - gah!)
Doctor Hibbert
Doctor Nick



Whew, I just had to try. Couldn't quite make it to 100, but those 75 took me the last half hour. Now tell me the obvious ones I missed. lol

Here are a few whos names I couldn't remember.

Judge ______
Other bully
Guy with glasses and hat at the bar
Sideshow Bob's brother (always forget)
Fat Tony's entourage


what about the Governor that is a knock off of Arnold Swartzeinager.. Don't know if he's in there but I didn't see him.

[sulsuvtut27]

what about the Governor that is a knock off of Arnold Swartzeinager.. Don't know if he's in there but I didn't see him.
Ranier Wolfcastle.

[DirtBag]

Ranier Wolfcastle.

bingo

[Lamar Doom]

Wolfcastle also plays McBain

http://www.geocities.com/Augusta/1660/mcbain_gun.jpg

[Suprageex]

Season 18 episode 12 Little Big Girl
(Smithers is on fire, while Mr. Burns is washing his car.)
Smithers: Sir, help me!
Mr. Burns: Why should I? You're not helping me.
Smithers: But sir, I'm flaming!
(Mr. Burns looks at the camera with an odd expression)

---------------------------------------------------
Bart ran off with a pregnant girl and her parents just knocked at the simpsons' door:
Father: We come to take our daughter, she left a note she was leaving with your son
Homer: Did she mention she was knocked up?
Father: WHAT???!!!
Homer: Woops, sorry for the spoiler!

[Lamar Doom]

My favorite side-characters (this has lost it's way and is now just a general Simpons-love thread)

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/05/ComicBookGuy1.jpg
http://www.brentschulkin.com/photos/uncategorized/moe.gif
http://www.timdrussell.com/images/blog/carl-and-lenny.jpg
http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/01/frink.gif

[RainierBeachPoet]

Milhouse Vanhouten
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Maggie Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Moe Sizlack
Marge Simpson
Ned Flanders
Maud Flanders (may her soul rest in peace)
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Snake (last name?)
Lenny (last name?)
Carl (last name?)
Kurt Vanhouten
Milhouse's mom
Bumblebee Man
Comic Book Store Guy
Barney Gumble
Clancy Wiggum
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
Ralph Wiggum
Sarah Wiggum
Hans Moleman
Abe Simpson
Montgomery Burns
Waylon Smithers
Asa Phelps
Arnie Gumble
Krusty the Clown
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Mel
Martin (last name?)
Janie (last name?)
Nelson Muntz
Jimbo
Kearney
Frank Grimes
Frank Grimes Jr.
Kent Brockman
Chester Lampwick
Herb Simpson
Seymour Skinner (aka Armin Tanzarian)
Edna Crabapple
Agnus Skinner
Superintendent Chalmers (AURORA BOREALIS!)
Gil the Salesman
Acne-riddled teenager who works everywhere (don't think he has a name been mentioned - although I'm sure he's worn a nametag at one point or another)
Jasper
Duffman
Santas Little Helper (aka Sudds McDuff)
Snowball
Snowball II
Snowball III
Snowball IV (cheating, I know - and I'm sure there are more)
Lou (cop)
Eddie (cop)
Groundskeeper Willy
Lionel Hutz
Troy Maglure (sp?)
Ranier Wolfcastle
Radioactive Man (cheating)
Bleeding Gums Murphy
Linguo
Cleetus the Slackjawed Yokel
Brandene (the slackjawed yokel?) - now see if I can remember all the kids lol
Reverend Lovejoy (can't remember first name)
Mrs Lovejoy
Fat Tony
Selma Bouvier
Patti Bouvier
Disco Stu (likes to disco groove)
Mrs Bouvier (first name - gah!)
Doctor Hibbert
Doctor Nick



Whew, I just had to try. Couldn't quite make it to 100, but those 75 took me the last half hour. Now tell me the obvious ones I missed. lol

Here are a few whos names I couldn't remember.

Judge ______
Other bully
Guy with glasses and hat at the bar
Sideshow Bob's brother (always forget)
Fat Tony's entourage


very impressive!

it got me thinking of a list of guest voices from famous people who did cameos on the show....

[Static Age]

Sorry if it's already on here but I was just watching it and it was good.

"Mr. Simpson, You need a financial planner"
"A financial panther aye?"
*day dream*
GET HIM SHEEBA!

[DirtBag]

Homer as Mr. Burns talking to post office worker, talking in a strange voice.

Homer: Hello, I am mr. burns I believe you have a letter for me

post office worker: Okay Mr. burns what's your first name?

Homer: I don't know

:roll:

[Lamar Doom]

My name is mister burns... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2fiCgq6_U&feature=related)


Bart Gets Hit By A Car is probably the first funny episode of the series. Or at least where the show started being funny consistently.

[Lamar Doom]

can i just point out how crazy it is that we both thought of the same simpsons quote at 5:30 in the morning? that's just insane, we're talking about the first episode of the 3rd season in a show with hundreds of episodes and at the same time in the middle of the night we both thought of the same obscure moment.

[Thorpesaurous]

My name is mister burns... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2fiCgq6_U&feature=related)


Bart Gets Hit By A Car is probably the first funny episode of the series. Or at least where the show started being funny consistently.


That is one of the funniest scenes ever. I'm not sure, but didn't that scene not appear in the original episode? Isn't it from the outtake episode where Troy McClure hosted a bunch of deleted scenes?

[Manute for Ever!]

Ralph: My cats breath smells like cat food.

[RidonKs]

Judge Snyder, also in the episodes now they use Judge Constant Harm.
Dolph, Kearney.
I think that guys name is Sam.
Cecil.
Legs is one cant think of the other.
Good calls. I forgot about Harm too.

And I can't believe I forgot about Mayor Joe Quimby and all of his floozies! Gah!

[DirtBag]

can i just point out how crazy it is that we both thought of the same simpsons quote at 5:30 in the morning? that's just insane, we're talking about the first episode of the 3rd season in a show with hundreds of episodes and at the same time in the middle of the night we both thought of the same obscure moment.

wow I didn't even catch that! either the matrix has reset, great minds think a like or it is some kind of refrence that our lives are right on point, one of those wierd signs kind of thing.

anyhow :cheers: to us!

[Boogaloo]

"Go faster Max"
"Master your as s" :roll: :roll: Rainier Wolfcastle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4i8SpNgzA4&NR=1

[RainierBeachPoet]

With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

Woo hoo! 350 dollars! Now I can buy 70 transcripts of Nightline!


thank God for homer!!

[Brujesino]

Hello Mr.thompson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWA8HqwDhb8

[goldenryan]

:roll: :roll:

[Vragrant]

Lisa has a line at the end of the episode where Bart sells his soul that I know people who claim it sums up there spiritual beliefs. I can't believe it's not on here. I don't want to paraphrase, so I'll look it up.

There's more too. I'll have find a list.

I don't rmemeber the exact quote, but I remember there is a part in the episode, where Bart is on his knees to God praying for his soul back. Then you hear Lisa say, "Prayer,.....the last refuge of a scoundrel" and then walks away :oldlol:

Simpsons had so much truths in it.

[Vragrant]

Man what about when Flanders is revealed to be a senior citizen in the church and Moe asks "What's your secret, it must be the holy water *splashes holy water*, AHHH it burns!!"

:oldlol:

:roll: I remember that. Moe is hilarious

[AmoebaD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

:lol

[Big Al All day]

Milhouse Vanhouten
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Maggie Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Moe Sizlack
Marge Simpson
Ned Flanders
Maud Flanders (may her soul rest in peace)
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Snake (last name?)
Lenny (last name?)
Carl (last name?)
Kurt Vanhouten
Milhouse's mom
Bumblebee Man
Comic Book Store Guy
Barney Gumble
Clancy Wiggum
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
Ralph Wiggum
Sarah Wiggum
Hans Moleman
Abe Simpson
Montgomery Burns
Waylon Smithers
Asa Phelps
Arnie Gumble
Krusty the Clown
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Mel
Martin (last name?)
Janie (last name?)
Nelson Muntz
Jimbo
Kearney
Frank Grimes
Frank Grimes Jr.
Kent Brockman
Chester Lampwick
Herb Simpson
Seymour Skinner (aka Armin Tanzarian)
Edna Crabapple
Agnus Skinner
Superintendent Chalmers (AURORA BOREALIS!)
Gil the Salesman
Acne-riddled teenager who works everywhere (don't think he has a name been mentioned - although I'm sure he's worn a nametag at one point or another)
Jasper
Duffman
Santas Little Helper (aka Sudds McDuff)
Snowball
Snowball II
Snowball III
Snowball IV (cheating, I know - and I'm sure there are more)
Lou (cop)
Eddie (cop)
Groundskeeper Willy
Lionel Hutz
Troy Maglure (sp?)
Ranier Wolfcastle
Radioactive Man (cheating)
Bleeding Gums Murphy
Linguo
Cleetus the Slackjawed Yokel
Brandene (the slackjawed yokel?) - now see if I can remember all the kids lol
Reverend Lovejoy (can't remember first name)
Mrs Lovejoy
Fat Tony
Selma Bouvier
Patti Bouvier
Disco Stu (likes to disco groove)
Mrs Bouvier (first name - gah!)
Doctor Hibbert
Doctor Nick



Whew, I just had to try. Couldn't quite make it to 100, but those 75 took me the last half hour. Now tell me the obvious ones I missed. lol

Here are a few whos names I couldn't remember.

Judge ______
Other bully
Guy with glasses and hat at the bar
Sideshow Bob's brother (always forget)
Fat Tony's entourage


Lenny's last name is Leonard, Carl's is Carlson.

Lenny and Carl are two of my favorite side characters. I think its the one where Homer predicts the earth is gonna end, and at the end it doesn't end up ending. A bunch of people from springfield look up in the stars and see images, Lenny looks up and sees Carl. :roll:

I also love that dude who works at the big department store that always says "yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes". Do they ever say his name?

[Lamar Doom]

I also love that dude who works at the big department store that always says "yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes". Do they ever say his name?

don't know his name if he has one, there is/was a poster here who had him as his avatar for the longest, can't think of his name either





Lenny and Carl are two of my favorite side characters.


me too, somewhere around season 6 they started giving lenny and carl this amazing irreverent depth. those two, Comic Book Shop Guy, Professor Frink, and Moe are definitely tops for supporting cast to me. Milhouse has his moments too.

[ElPigto]

IF anyone needs to watch some simpsons episodes head on over to:

www.wtso.net

[Big Al All day]

don't know his name if he has one, there is/was a poster here who had him as his avatar for the longest, can't think of his name either





me too, somewhere around season 6 they started giving lenny and carl this amazing irreverent depth. those two, Comic Book Shop Guy, Professor Frink, and Moe are definitely tops for supporting cast to me. Milhouse has his moments too.
Thats what is so great about the Simpsons. They have so many memorable supporting characters. Like everyone has their own story, you know all about every single character. It's not just about the Simpsons.

[Lamar Doom]

IF anyone needs to watch some simpsons episodes head on over to:

www.wtso.net


http://www.wtso.net/movie/77-The_Simpsons_721_22_Short_Films_About_Sp.html


one of my favorites. the principal skinner **** makes me laugh every time