Official Women of ISH thread. No Boys Allowed.

[adri41]

So I love the game, and I obviously don't get any satisfaction looks wise from my team (the Mavs, bless their hearts). But thought it would be nice for the few girls here to be able to talk about...girl things...like how Raja is so attractive, or critiquing uniforms.:roll:

[SupermanOnSteroids]

you know just because of the topic, every guy is going to click on it to check in. and they are all going to be very dissapointed. arn't girls supposed to get into naked pillow fights when they're alone?

[adri41]

OUT! OUT! SHOO!

The party may not have started yet, but we don't need your boy germs.

[brwnman]

this thread sucks...

[Diggs]

This is awesome. What brand of tampons do you use? Also how to I get a guy too fukk me even tho I'm hideous?

[adri41]

1 post? Did you register just for that gem?

[joewait]

are you the girl who got married at like age 19?

[adri41]

Boys don't follow directions.

[Diggs]

Get out boys this thread's only for girls like me :cheers:

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

If my baby wants a girls night out, my baby gets a girls night out. On my dime no less. That's how much I love her. :D

[billie the tree]

seriously guys get out!



oh shit..

[Run&Gun=Fun]

Maybe your the only girl.

Dirk is looker is he not????

[adri41]

I'm not. There are a couple others. They may just not be here now, so all the 14 year olds who truly DO believe that girls get together to have naked pillow fights are having a hayday instead.

TMac, YOU can stay. You may have to put on a little show for the ladies though....:)

[SupermanOnSteroids]

Well. Mission Accomplished.

Adri got her much needed dose of attention.

[joewait]

what do you look like?

[option157]

yeah girls, Sam Cassel is so fine he floats my bicycle......phone home baby phone home... I like when he talks dirty over interplanetary lines. OOh aah.

[Run&Gun=Fun]

Riddle me this Adri...

I have found that when i act like a selfish arrogant jerk the chicks are all over me:banana: ... But when you are genuinely nice your just another friend.

Why do you suppose this is?:confusedshrug: :confusedshrug: :confusedshrug:

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

But I'm shy. :cry:

Plus, you're the only one who gets those shows.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

genuinely nice = gay

[adri41]

Hmm, it's the bad boy image. Girls like what's not good for them.

But in the end, you end up with a good guy. Or else you're divorced at 20.

[Run&Gun=Fun]

Nah... What ive found is that if your a jerk for the majority of the time, it just takes maybe one act of decency a week and the girl gets all teary. See if your constantly nice the girl gets bored... But if your a jerk who can occasionaly show glimpses of decency you can string a girl along for years.

I call it the princess factor.

You treat her like a princess once a week, then you can do with her as you please for the rest of the time, she will try and impress you so she can be treated like a princess again.

[Run&Gun=Fun]

You can get away with anything.

[Laker4Lyfe]

Hmm, it's the bad boy image. Girls like what's not good for them.

But in the end, you end up with a good guy. Or else you're divorced at 20.

That pretty much sums it up.

Hey girls. :cheers: ISH should have started a thread for us a long time ago.

[AKADS]

Hmm, it's the bad boy image. Girls like what's not good for them.

But in the end, you end up with a good guy. Or else you're divorced at 20.

If you are a good guy try not to pick a physco wife or you will be divorced by 22 :banghead:

Oh and loose your house and almost everything you have.

At least I still have my TV.

[insidehoops]

The official Girls of InsideHoops thread

[Run&Gun=Fun]

The official Girls of InsideHoops thread

Yep with 10% real girls.

[reppy]

No boys, eh? What about MEN?! :banana:

[B-Low]

lol this is one of those threads where after reading the title you just think "what could POSSIBLY go wrong?"

[Run&Gun=Fun]

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :cheers: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

[adamcz]

Tips is a transvestite. Does he get to post in this thread?

[robingirl80]

Checking in.

I have to agree about the girls going for bad boys thing. I think part of the reason is that we believe we can be the girl to change the guy. We want to believe we can have that much of an impact on him.

And the person that commented about when a bad boy that does something good/sweet girls hang onto the gesture for a long time has a great point. Girls see that and swoon. While the guys that consistently do the good/sweet thing is often taken for granted.

Robin

[adri41]

I resent that remark about appearance...I may not be Angelina Jolie, but I do look like a woman.:roll: A couple people here can vouch for me, they've seen my picture.

By the way, I'm glad to see a couple actual females posting finally.

[ClutchCityReturns]

I resent that remark about appearance...I may not be Angelina Jolie...

No doubt about it.

Probably more like a young Kathy Bates. I suggest you lay off the fried green tomatoes.

:eek:

[Run&Gun=Fun]

Checking in.

I have to agree about the girls going for bad boys thing. I think part of the reason is that we believe we can be the girl to change the guy. We want to believe we can have that much of an impact on him.

And the person that commented about when a bad boy that does something good/sweet girls hang onto the gesture for a long time has a great point. Girls see that and swoon. While the guys that consistently do the good/sweet thing is often taken for granted.

Robin


Its the princess theory.... someday ill write a book.

[adri41]

ClutchCity, I'm sure you're quite a looker yourself...but you don't know me. Shove it.

[geeWiz15]

I would like to extend to you all an invitation to the Pants Party

[VCDrivesAPorscheToWork]

:stupid:

[adri41]

I know there are more girls here, where are they?

[iheartdirk]

I know there are more girls here, where are they?


Right here! GO MAVS!!! BEAT THE HEAT!!!!!

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

I love you, Adrienne. :D

[Laker4Lyfe]

Reading some of these comments really makes you wonder about the age of the people here. I see why a LOT of you spend some much time here. You dont know how to conversate with a female over a computer, I can only imagine how dumb some of you come off talking to females in person. :rollingeyes:

[adri41]

TMac, you've seen a picture of me before...I'm not too horrible, am I? Everyone here seems to assume that I look like a man.

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

I wouldn't marry you if you were below my standards! And my standards are really high.

[AppleNader]

lets see your myspaces ladiesssss

[theinfamousmobb]

I wouldn't marry you if you were below my standards! And my standards are really high.

Prove it Tmac. Liar. :rolleyes:

[adri41]

I'd think about it, Hawker, but I'm taken.

[Laker4Lyfe]

Why do I wanna impress some girl on NBA message board online? :rollingeyes:
I got a girl in real life too so yeaaaa

Sure you do...... yeaaaaaaaaaaaa rightttttttttttttt!!!!

Who said anything about impressing anyone?

[AppleNader]

show us your myspace profiles

[adri41]

I don't have a myspace

[brwnman]

you guys are sad... trying to look for girls on a basketball msg board... I am so lucky to have Jessica Alba :p... hahaha...

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

If I got 40 virgins in heaven when I die i'd probably agree with you, buddy.

[adri41]

I should threaten talk of tampons and bikini waxing to get everyone out of here who shouldn't be.

[AKADS]

I should threaten talk of tampons and bikini waxing to get everyone out of here who shouldn't be.

I will never figure out why either freak out other males.

Guess growing up with sisters nothing bothers me.

[GoRapz]

go girls!!!

[iheartdirk]

I should threaten talk of tampons and bikini waxing to get everyone out of here who shouldn't be.

Or we can just start talking about hot guys.

[AKADS]

Or we can just start talking about hot guys.


Bracer aka ZZ5 would be all over this thread.

[B-Low]

Bracer aka ZZ5 would be all over this thread.

:roll:

[adri41]

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/3140/ds5gb8nu.jpg

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/sports/buck/img/may02/web504.jpg

http://www.theworldlink.com/content/articles/2006/05/31/sports/sports01053106.jpg

[iheartdirk]

Bringing out the big guns. I agree with 2 and 3, but Allen Iverson is not that cute.

[brwnman]

neither is Raja, devin harris is handsome.... hahahahah...

[adri41]

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/LeBron%20James.jpg

[adri41]

neither is Raja

I beg to differ. Raja is gorgeous.

[iheartdirk]

neither is Raja, devin harris is handsome.... hahahahah...

Raja is hot. Devin is hot too. LeBron ewwww!

[Raptors4life]

i think its working lol

[adri41]

Haha, post some of your own. I just happen to find LeBron attractive...

[adri41]

You know nothing. I have not met a girl who does not think Raja Bell is hot.

[iheartdirk]

How do you post pictures? I will when I figure it out.

[brwnman]

You know nothing. I have not met a girl who does not think Raja Bell is hot.

The freckles on Lindsay Lohan's left ear is more attractive than Raja Bell...

[adri41]

Okay, well, then don't try to have a homosexual relationship with him. What do you want? I'm a girl, I'm telling you what girls think.

[brwnman]

I will never have a homo relationship, and you must get to know more girls coz the girls you chill with are the ones that haven't even seen a man...

[adri41]

Probably no one remembers this guy, but holy CRAP was he hot...

http://www.nba.com/media/act_jon_stefansson.jpg

Only picture I could find, Jon Stefansson from Iceland.

[TheGreatNumber8]

Adri,let's see a pic.

[iheartdirk]

Jon Steffanson is the sexiest man to ever wear a Mavs uniform.

[adri41]

Jon Steffanson is the sexiest man to ever wear a Mavs uniform.

I concur. So you remember him! He didn't do crap, but I wanted him around just so I could lust after him on the bench.:roll:

[iheartdirk]

I concur. So you remember him! He didn't do crap, but I wanted him around just so I could lust after him on the bench.:roll:

Me too. I was sad when he got waived but only for selfish reasons.

[ClutchCityReturns]

ClutchCity, I'm sure you're quite a looker yourself...but you don't know me.

You're right on both accounts, and for that I am thankful.

:cheers:

Why don't you just post a picture so everyone can "shove it"?

[adri41]

I don't want to post a picture of myself. I have done it before and it never turns out well. There are a couple of people who have seen my picture before (TMac, Datz, at least those two) so ask them.

[TheGreatNumber8]

I don't want to post a picture of myself. I have done it before and it never turns out well. There are a couple of people who have seen my picture before (TMac, Datz, at least those two) so ask them.

Adri Pm me your pic.

[TheGreatNumber8]

Don't talk to my girl like that.

Yay Internet love :roll:

[adri41]

Adri Pm me your pic.

No sir. I've heard that one before. Ends up on the board anyway, or PM'ed to hell and back.

[TheGreatNumber8]

You must be a man.

[brwnman]

^ hahaha...

[TheReturnofCed]

The rest of you guys are complete freaks with no "talking to female skills" at all.

Imagine if I was gay and hijacked all the threads asking posters such as Hawker and TheGreatNumber8 to show me their penises? Wouldn't that be pleasant? In fact both of you two right now show me your penises! :banana: :banana:

I have huge women trouble personally, not getting women but how to treat women. Run&Gun speaks a lot of sense. I was with a girl for 3 years and bent over backwards for her, and was always doing heaps of nice stuff, and then I found out she cheated on me twice. Make no mistake this girl wasn't a hoe, and I gave her the O.

Since then I have changed my ways and been a real asshole to chicks. Just last weekend I was getting with a chick in a club, and had her best friend dirty dancing on me whenever the other chick moved away. At one stage I had the 1st one with her back to me on the left leg (grinding), and the other one was on my right side and I had my hands down her pants. Now that's being an asshole. Both girls are extremely interested in me, and neither of them know about me being with the other one.

Stupid females. Just my contribution to this thread.

By the way, welcome to the new ISH adrienne. Hope things are going well.

Love from attractiveblonde..... (cough) (cough) whoops, I mean:

Nuff Ced.

[TheReturnofCed]

http://i6.tinypic.com/14bm6wj.jpg

I'm in the middle. I just felt like posting a pic.

[Tips4]

Maybe your the only girl.

Nop !! Finally a Girls thread :cheers:

[TheReturnofCed]

Nop !! Finally a Girls thread :cheers:

Tips4, are you admitting to being a girl?

Anyway, I think you have really progressed as a poster and your English has really improved too. Congrats dude. Being bilingual (sp? lol) is tough.

[Tips4]

Tips4, are you admitting to being a girl?

Anyway, I think you have really progressed as a poster and your English has really improved too. Congrats dude. Being bilingual (sp? lol) is tough.

Thanx ! I am a girl. I told everyone 1 month ago. I even made a thread about it.

[Jerm]

Tom Selleck, love how you're proud of being mean to fat chicks. :roll:

Tips4, you got that diamond ring I got you?

[IGGYIVERSON]

http://i6.tinypic.com/14bm6wj.jpg

I'm in the middle. I just felt like posting a pic.

DIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its an honor!!! youve played some incredible ball this season man. best of luck. stay healthy!!!!! go mavs!!!

ps....i didnt know you hang out with Steve Kerr!!! i loved him on the Bulls!

[TheReturnofCed]

Tom Selleck, love how you're proud of being mean to fat chicks. :roll:

Tips4, you got that diamond ring I got you?

I love how you call me Tom. Miss you at HH bro. I didn't vote for your removal.

[TheReturnofCed]

DIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its an honor!!! youve played some incredible ball this season man. best of luck. stay healthy!!!!! go mavs!!!

ps....i didnt know you hang out with Steve Kerr!!! i loved him on the Bulls!

Haha, I get called Dirk alot. I'll have to tell my mate he looks like Steve Kerr, what an insult, glad I'm Dirk.

[IGGYIVERSON]

Haha, I get called Dirk alot. I'll have to tell my mate he looks like Steve Kerr, what an insult, glad I'm Dirk.

lol its the little goatee man...

[Tips4]

Tips4, you got that diamond ring I got you?

Yea i still have the whole bag !

http://www.smokes-spirits.com/images/products/Products_tn/cdy_ring_pop_sweet_shop_tn.jpg

[TheReturnofCed]

Tips4, when did you say you where a girl? Where?

[geeWiz15]

adri just post a pic of yourself standing there with clothes on looking normal. I don't want to get off on it. We have porn for that. We just want to associate the name with a face. Usually with posters I just make up in my mind what I think they look like. I'm usually completely wrong I know (I thought Spike was a white guy, for one). But for you I just have to know. I think you do this on purpose. Just post the damn picture.

Ced you're a decent looking guy why are you hangin around fruitcakes and creepy fat girls?

[geeWiz15]

I'm a guy who is a really crappy driver... does that count?

I think it should.

[TheReturnofCed]

adri just post a pic of yourself standing there with clothes on looking normal. I don't want to get off on it. We have porn for that. We just want to associate the name with a face. Usually with posters I just make up in my mind what I think they look like. I'm usually completely wrong I know (I thought Spike was a white guy, for one). But for you I just have to know. I think you do this on purpose. Just post the damn picture.

Ced you're a decent looking guy why are you hangin around fruitcakes and creepy fat girls?

I agree adri post a pic, or pm me, I'm trust worthy. + Ilook like Dirk, some man candy for you.

geewiz, they're my friends.

[Bourne]

adri just post a pic of yourself standing there with clothes on looking normal. I don't want to get off on it. We have porn for that. We just want to associate the name with a face. Usually with posters I just make up in my mind what I think they look like. I'm usually completely wrong I know (I thought Spike was a white guy, for one). But for you I just have to know. I think you do this on purpose. Just post the damn picture.

Ced you're a decent looking guy why are you hangin around fruitcakes and creepy fat girls?

She has to post a pic so you can put a face to a name but no one else does? :confusedshrug:

[ALBballer]

She has to post a pic so you can put a face to a name but no one else does? :confusedshrug:

Time to start an oficial picture thread, and hell it could be stickied this time.

[TheReturnofCed]

^Yes please^ I love laughing at GoBB and the Sickness, Shogun's bowlcut too. LOL

[geeWiz15]

geewiz, they're my friends.
I know. just kidding dude. ha.


She has to post a pic so you can put a face to a name but no one else does?
I have been on messageboards a long time. And in that time I have encountered perhaps 5 females who were prominent presences and actually acted like girls online. It's not a lot of practice. I haven't mastered the art of matching a female poster to a potential face. Whereas with guys you get all kinds of unconscious practice.

And there has been talks for years about what she looks like and I still haven't seen a picture. I gotta know.

[Y2Gezee]

My girlfriend has posted here using my name. Does that count?

And I thought there were more girls here than this, not counting these wannabes

[Tips4]

Tips4, when did you say you where a girl? Where?

I did on the last board, i dont know how to find it but i did.

[AKADS]

I did on the last board, i dont know how to find it but i did.

Tips4 Topic on the Old board (http://p089.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm1.showMessage?topicID=77057.topic)

[whatisfightclub]

I am female.

[adri41]

So because I'm so frustrated I feel like screaming and crying and throwing things and ripping up my Mavs jerseys....a little treat for myself...

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/Andy%20Roddick%2012.jpg
http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10006/04%20dc%2003.jpg
http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10006/ANDYRODDRICKv.jpg

[adri41]

If you want...but I find it hilarious that guys are telling me what I SHOULD find attractive.

[DatZNasty]

The Adrienne pic thing is hilarious. I have seen it but don't remember anything at all about what she looked like except her eyes. That Sepherotico dude wanted to marry her and was straight e-stalking though. TMacs has seen it (also I have seen his pic but don't remember anything about what he looked like either, though Bence/Catquick say he looks like a wannabe Russian model.

[Laker4Lyfe]

Bringing out the big guns. I agree with 2 and 3, but Allen Iverson is not that cute.

You dont think AI is cute? I think he is sexy as hell. Although Webber has a smile that just melts me. :cheers:

[adri41]

I think Iverson is sexy too...it's something about his face being so sweet, but his body is awesome and all the tattoos.............

[Laker4Lyfe]

Adri dont be upset. Your team lost, but they still look pretty good to win this entire thing. Girl post some more pictures to cheer us both up!!!!! :cheers:

[adri41]

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/AlexRodriquez.jpg

[Laker4Lyfe]

That's what i'm talking about Adri41.

[Y2Gezee]

Well I Adrienne has brought out the big guns in order to keep guys off this thread and started posting pictures. You wont see me again.

[Shogon]

Well. Mission Accomplished.

Adri got her much needed dose of attention.

Bingo.

[adri41]

You dug WAY back for that one, Shogon.

Attention is not what I'm searching for, unless you think I'm a lesbian. This thread was meant for the few girls here.

[Laker4Lyfe]

You dug WAY back for that one, Shogon.

Attention is not what I'm searching for, unless you think I'm a lesbian. This thread was meant for the few girls here.

And we TOTALLY appreciate it girl!!! :bowdown:

[whatisfightclub]

I'm not sad or anything, but sexy men make me happy regardless so I wanna join in.

http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/a/images/american-psycho.jpg



http://www.atibaphoto.com/books/Book%202a/1/Kobe%20Bryant.jpg

http://www.translucence.org/archives/jaredleto.jpg

http://beautiful.blogs.com/beautiful/images/beautiful_derek_davenport12.jpg

OWW!

[Laker4Lyfe]

OMG GIRL!!!!!!!:bowdown: That's what we need!!!!!!!!!

[whatisfightclub]

http://i6.tinypic.com/14bm6wj.jpg

I'm in the middle. I just felt like posting a pic.

You're cute ... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/Justin_Gunnar/eyebrows.gif

[craigthomasb]

^ dirk shrunk!

[iheartdirk]

http://www.aceyoungfan.net/gallery/albums/uploads/PhotoShoots/People%20Magazine/001.jpg

http://www.aceyoungfan.net/gallery/albums/uploads/PhotoShoots/acemusic/normal_020.jpg

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!

[adri41]

Ace is hot. I kind of hyperventilated when he sang "Father Figure".

[adri41]

Because it's for the women of ISH, not for the men to see the women of ISH.:)

[craigthomasb]

what theres girls on here? errrrrrr

[dgbigballer9329]

That guy looks like the lead singer of Incubus, who has probably 97.4% female traits. God I hate that guy. That said, this guys, hmmmm.......*flustered*

[craigthomasb]

why do women like men who look like women?

why not just be a rug muncher?

[TheReturnofCed]

You're cute ... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/Justin_Gunnar/eyebrows.gif

Cheers.

[dgbigballer9329]

why do women like men who look like women?

Girls like guys that are good looking.....is it that hard a concept to grasp?

[TheReturnofCed]

You girls are ****ing rude. I'll still hit it if you open up to me though.:banana:...Rude behavious aint a thing.


Jerm I think it's ok. Why do you need to see them?

I consider everyone on this board to look like adamcz, geewiz15 or shogun anyway... male or female, they will resemble one of those three.

[Jerm]

lol

[craigthomasb]

and all the french eat Baguettes and wear berets

[adri41]

http://www.ace-young.org/photos/albums/American%20Idol/Audition/ace017_audition.jpg
http://www.ace-young.org/photos/albums/American%20Idol/Audition/wi_audition001x.jpg
http://www.ace-young.org/photos/albums/American%20Idol/AI_performance_pics/060222_Father%20Figure/father_x010.jpg
http://www.ace-young.org/photos/albums/American%20Idol/AI_performance_pics/060301_If%20Im%20Not%20The%20One/iinto02.jpg
http://www.ace-young.org/photos/albums/American%20Idol/april19results/april19_088.jpg
http://www.ace-young.org/photos/albums/Before%20AI_misc/ayoung_people.jpg (awwwww:)).

[geeWiz15]

Adrienne.. you're above average looking. what's the big deal about posting it on the board? You're neither hot enough to have a bunch of creeps lusting after you nor are you homely to be made fun of.


I consider everyone on this board to look like adamcz, geewiz15 or shogun anyway... male or female, they will resemble one of those three.
I wouldn't doubt it for a second. Wonder where Gobb found a tough looking black guy to take pictures of and post as his own?

[adri41]

I didn't say I was hot, and I didn't say I was ugly. I've just had problems with posting pictures. That's it.

[geeWiz15]

girls are weird.

[iheartdirk]

i thought thats all women like to do is take pictures and talk **** all day

We do.

And Adr41. Ace is a sexy beast. Good lord!

[AppleNader]

Ladies: Post your pics

[adri41]

And Adr41. Ace is a sexy beast. Good lord!

Ohh, I know it. Did you see him sing Butterflies or Father Figure (where he actually sang "warm and naked by your side" and "I'll be your daddy")? So. Freaking. Hot.

I looked for those two videos on youtube, but couldn't find it.:(

[iheartdirk]

Ladies: Post your pics


Why don't you show us yours first!

[iheartdirk]

Ohh, I know it. Did you see him sing Butterflies or Father Figure (where he actually sang "warm and naked by your side" and "I'll be your daddy")? So. Freaking. Hot.

I looked for those two videos on youtube, but couldn't find it.:(

Yeah I've seen them. I voted for him alot. Butterflies blew me away. That was the hottest performance on American Idol ever. His new stuff is pretty good too.

[AppleNader]

Why don't you show us yours first!

Men don't do such things.

So go ahead, post your pic

[adri41]

I also enjoyed the encore of "We Will Rock You". His original performance sucked, but when he was in the bottom three he was pissed. I like Angry Ace. I wouldn't mind running into Angry Ace backstage somewhere.

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=59DB40C75694A4B2

[adri41]

Any girls around this evening?

[Milkman]

just me

[theinfamousmobb]

Wow this thread is still here :roll:

[Jerm]

After some deep soul searching last night, I've come to the conclusion that the creator doesn't want every woman to be happy. If the creator did, he'll make every man like me. Hot, sexy and able to deliver to goods in and out of bed. Unfortunately, some of your girls are stuck with ugly ass mofos. Here is note to you if you're stuck with one of those guys that look like crap that's been put into facial shape by a 5 year old, get with me.

[theinfamousmobb]

After some deep soul searching last night, I've come to the conclusion that the creator doesn't want every woman to be happy. If the creator did, he'll make every man like me. Hot, sexy and able to deliver to goods in and out of bed. Unfortunately, some of your girls are stuck with ugly ass mofos. Here is note to you if you're stuck with one of those guys that look like crap that's been put into facial shape by a 5 year old, get with me.

Trying to pick up girls on a freaking nba forum = :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Jerm]

You get love wherever you can man. On a message board or on a massage board, when you feel love in the air, you inhale it.

[adri41]

If you're as great as you say you are, why aren't you already taken?

[Spurs3]

If you're as great as you say you are, why aren't you already taken?

ouch :roll:

[TheReturnofCed]

If you're as great as you say you are, why aren't you already taken?

Zing!

[B-Low]

If you're as great as you say you are, why aren't you already taken?

Now that was harsh lol

Let's take bets on what his answer will be:

A) some lie about being taken by some amazing girl

B) the classic "cuz no girl ive met is good enough

C) he'll retire from this thread

[Jerm]

If you're as great as you say you are, why aren't you already taken?

I haven't been taken because I'm anti-stick. I spread my love around to make more girls like you happy. What's the purpose of being so good looking an good in bed if it's just for one woman?...I give girls both good looking and ugly a chance at the good stuff. For the ugly ones, I drink and turn off the lights so I don't freaking puke and pass it off as supernatural ***. Satisfied?

[theinfamousmobb]

If you're as great as you say you are, why aren't you already taken?
SONNED! :roll: :roll: :roll:

[SecondFiddle]

If you're as great as you say you are, why aren't you already taken?

Pow!

[D-Wade]

Some good posts a year back :D

[YAWN]

If you're as great as you say you are, why aren't you already taken?
:banana:

[Lebron23]

After some deep soul searching last night, I've come to the conclusion that the creator doesn't want every woman to be happy. If the creator did, he'll make every man like me. Hot, sexy and able to deliver to goods in and out of bed. Unfortunately, some of your girls are stuck with ugly ass mofos. Here is note to you if you're stuck with one of those guys that look like crap that's been put into facial shape by a 5 year old, get with me.

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[dawsey6]

If you're as great as you say you are, why aren't you already taken?

That's not really a punch-line. Just another fem question formed from the belief that all good guys are in relationships or already married. Just the fact that it would be used as a punch-line is weak.

[BBallBeatwriter]

I hope you don't mind me. I am BBall's gal, so I follow hoops just whenever he watches games. I don't know much about the game, but i always listen to plays and analysis my guy tells his friends. IMO I like NBA ball b/c of the cute guys. I think Raja, Emeka and Anderson Verajao are all pretty cute. Luke Walton and Elton Brand too. The best jerseys are the Cavs' navy alternates.
My fav player is J-Ho

[The Big Three]

I hope you don't mind me. I am BBall's gal, so I follow hoops just whenever he watches games. I don't know much about the game, but i always listen to plays and analysis my guy tells his friends. IMO I like NBA ball b/c of the cute guys. I think Raja, Emeka and Anderson Verajao are all pretty cute. Luke Walton and Elton Brand too. The best jerseys are the Cavs' navy alternates.
My fav player is J-Ho

Pics?????????

j/k

[Lebron23]

Thanx ! I am a girl. I told everyone 1 month ago. I even made a thread about it.



LOL :lol

[elz]

Damn! it

I came in here looking for ho's

Its got damn sausage party in here

[Lamar Doom]

my ovaries are on fire today

[mateo31]

YEAH! Let's go girls! :roll:

[ecthelion]

Thread title.. past 12 pages
remotely amusing

[Franco Hamilton]

Sign me up!

Set to get my sex change after long await!

[lilojmayo]

damn girls be on ISH wow i honestly didnt think one girl would go to this site u guys must be some serious tomboys 4 real no offence

its the equivalent of one of ISH guys going to like a freakin Tyra Banks how to make my butt look bigger forums really

[The Machine]

If you're as great as you say you are, why aren't you already taken?
Why did this get like 14 replies saying how funny and harsh it was? It's really quite weak. Proves these jackasses were just trying to get on the attention ho's goodside.

[out|hoops|side]

Women should not be creating their own thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

[Killer_Instinct]

It was a man.

[Raz]

Great thread. I miss the old posters.... JERM!

[SacJB Shady]

I would love a thread with all girls and SacJB only

[highwhey]

damn girls be on ISH wow i honestly didnt think one girl would go to this site u guys must be some serious tomboys 4 real no offence

its the equivalent of one of ISH guys going to like a freakin Tyra Banks how to make my butt look bigger forums really
You ever visit those forums?

[TheSilentKiller]

I would love a thread with all girls and SacJB only

:roll: This guy is hilarious