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Ancient Legend
05-13-2009, 08:12 PM
Turns out Dirk Nowitzki's fiancee, Cristal Taylor, had also duped Tony Banks (former NFL QB) a long time ago.

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/wfaa/2009-05/0513_cristaltaylor200.jpg


http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4165087

She had previously worked as a stripper.

Dirk, better leave grubs like these to the likes of Ruben Patterson and Zach Randolph.

bdreason
05-13-2009, 08:15 PM
She must give a mean *******.


That's all I can think of. :confusedshrug:

OneMoreSucka
05-13-2009, 08:17 PM
Goddamn she gets uglier the more I see her.

nbastatus
05-13-2009, 08:17 PM
ew.

InspiredLebowski
05-13-2009, 08:22 PM
At least Dirk's own people found out about this chick. Sure, it's a sad reflection of society that your advisers need to check out a potential wife, but a needed one. Good think Dirk has reliable people around him.

EllEffEll
05-13-2009, 08:23 PM
She must give a mean *******.


That's all I can think of. :confusedshrug:

Like golf ball through a garden hose "mean" or chrome off a trailer hitch "mean"?

Sad, but probably true.

What a nightmare.

miniharrison37
05-13-2009, 08:23 PM
eww

w00terz
05-13-2009, 08:26 PM
Again, why doesn't he just bang some little blonde German groupie? There's got to be a ton of them lined up. Why would he want a con-artist, hood-rat, crackhead looking b*tch that was once a stripper, who's been around the block and almost pushing 40? That skeezer must give great dome.

Mr_Basketball#1
05-13-2009, 08:30 PM
Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.

Rekindled
05-13-2009, 08:30 PM
""She called me and wanted to see me; I said, 'No.'" Banks told The News. "She sent me her picture in the mail and she was just gorgeous. Me being a kid, thinking I was the best thing since sliced bread, I gave her a call and ended up dating her."


:wtf: :wtf:

this guy and dirk need to get their eyes checked, i mean wtf is this.

twolvesfan
05-13-2009, 08:37 PM
""She called me and wanted to see me; I said, 'No.'" Banks told The News. "She sent me her picture in the mail and she was just gorgeous. Me being a kid, thinking I was the best thing since sliced bread, I gave her a call and ended up dating her."


:wtf: :wtf:

this guy and dirk need to get their eyes checked, i mean wtf is this.
i think they are just saying she gives a mean BJ. you obviously couldnt say that in a interview...

w00terz
05-13-2009, 08:39 PM
Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.

Still, she looks like an ape. There are easily a ton of women out there that are much better looking than her that are great in bed, if not better than con-artist girl. Plus, anytime you bang a hotter chick it's a lot more enjoyable.

OneMoreSucka
05-13-2009, 08:41 PM
Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.
I wouldn't be able to get it up looking at that behemoth, even with the lights off....

magi
05-13-2009, 08:42 PM
It's a mug shot.

For example:

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/captioncall/0930heather-locklear.jpg

http://www.miwim.fr/blog/ressources/yopadato/mars2009/heather-locklear-remake-melrose-place.jpg

Cristal could look a lot better then that picture.

billybadass
05-13-2009, 08:43 PM
i lost alot of respect for dirk. thats just uncalled for

Meticode
05-13-2009, 08:43 PM
That's just a super bad picture. She doesn't look so awful here....

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/cristal_taylor.jpg

...still not my type at all, but at least she doesn't look like a crack fiend like in the first picture.

twolvesfan
05-13-2009, 08:44 PM
[QUOTE=magi

magi
05-13-2009, 08:44 PM
That's just a super bad picture. She doesn't look so awful here....

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/cristal_taylor.jpg

...still not my type at all, but at least she doesn't look like a crack fiend like in the first picture.

Eww :oldlol: , can't believe I defender her just now.
I take it back!

OneMoreSucka
05-13-2009, 08:45 PM
That's just a super bad picture. She doesn't look so awful here....

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/cristal_taylor.jpg

...still not my type at all, but at least she doesn't look like a crack fiend like in the first picture.
Are you kidding me? She still looks like a ****ing savage.

Eldrunko247
05-13-2009, 08:45 PM
http://www.postchronicle.com/images/articles/cristal250.jpghttp://www.nerditry.com/images/tpp.jpg

Oh sht, it's like the movie "The Crying Game". I guess Dirk didn't mind.

Meticode
05-13-2009, 08:45 PM
[QUOTE=magi

GOBB
05-13-2009, 08:49 PM
Dirk needs to stay overseas and find himself a wife to be. I'd go Russian. Germans and Russians get along? :lol


http://www.postchronicle.com/images/articles/cristal250.jpghttp://www.nerditry.com/images/tpp.jpg

Oh sht, it's like the movie "The Crying Game". I guess Dirk didn't mind.


Fail, as always.

Hammertime
05-13-2009, 08:54 PM
Ho 4 sho'.

NuggetsFan
05-13-2009, 08:55 PM
That's just a super bad picture. She doesn't look so awful here....

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/cristal_taylor.jpg

...still not my type at all, but at least she doesn't look like a crack fiend like in the first picture.

That's gross.


I wouldn't rail her so I don't know why a ****ing NBA superstar would:roll:

The_Yearning
05-13-2009, 08:57 PM
Dirk likes black girls??

G-train
05-13-2009, 09:00 PM
That's gross.


I wouldn't rail her so I don't know why a ****ing NBA superstar would:roll:

you may be surprised, she would be a masterful liar and manipulator

NuggetsFan
05-13-2009, 09:02 PM
you may be surprised, she would be a masterful liar and manipulator

But she'd have nothing to manipulate me for..and I don't care how sneaky she is I wouldn't touch that:no:


Was just thinking, can anyone think of an NBA player with an uglier GF than that?:lol

DuMa
05-13-2009, 09:03 PM
i've always imagined dirk would be banging hotties like these

http://beerinfood.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/oktobergirlsstacked.jpg

Manny Ramirez
05-13-2009, 09:03 PM
Pffft. :roll:

NoGunzJustSkillz
05-13-2009, 09:04 PM
http://www.derok.net/derok/images/classics/planet%20ari.jpg

Ancient Legend
05-13-2009, 09:16 PM
Sad thing is she's presumably pregnant with Dirk's child.

Manny Ramirez
05-13-2009, 09:21 PM
Sad thing is she's presumably pregnant with Dirk's child.

http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/hegenderfer/WindowsLiveWriter/Itsthemostwonderfultimeoftheyear_822B/cbrown_thanksgiving_big[2].jpg

GOBB
05-13-2009, 09:31 PM
Sad thing is she's presumably pregnant with Dirk's child.

Her being pregnant >>>>>>>>>> GSW first round upset & NBA Finals choke

:oldlol: In terms of FAIL that is. Lets hope that is NOT true for Dirk sake.

G-train
05-13-2009, 09:38 PM
http://www.myspace.com/dirkandchrissi

I cant view at work but I saw it posted somewhere

Hotlantadude81
05-14-2009, 05:20 AM
Are you kidding me? She still looks like a ****ing savage.

wtf is that??? That's a beast right there.:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Hotlantadude81
05-14-2009, 05:25 AM
Turns out Dirk Nowitzki's fiancee, Cristal Taylor, had also duped Tony Banks (former NFL QB) a long time ago.

http://www.postchronicle.com/images/articles/cristal250.jpg


http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4165087

She had previously worked as a stripper.

Dirk, better leave grubs like these to the likes of Ruben Patterson and Zach Randolph.

I'd hate to see the joint she was stripping out.

This must have been Dirk right here....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27wOS-Ada8&feature=related

Must have taken that b!tch drunk and knocked her up and woke realizing what a huge f*ckin mistake he made.

smith
05-14-2009, 05:27 AM
To each their own.

wTFaMonkey
05-14-2009, 05:33 AM
dirks legal team better get a hefty raise. They saved dirk from soo much trouble :applause::applause:

Hotlantadude81
05-14-2009, 05:40 AM
While drunk he thought he saw this:

http://hiphopvideomodels.net/candaceSmith/candace_smith_24.jpg

He woke up seeing this:

http://www.postchronicle.com/images/articles/cristal250.jpg

Rekindled
05-14-2009, 05:43 AM
i've always imagined dirk would be banging hotties like these

http://beerinfood.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/oktobergirlsstacked.jpg

lol

niko
05-14-2009, 06:51 AM
i don't get why these guys date strippers, you don't date strippers - these are girls whose career is taking money out of men's pockets. that's not a good character trait. All women are good at that but ****, i don't want a girl who can do it proffessionally.

Meticode
05-14-2009, 07:00 AM
But she'd have nothing to manipulate me for..and I don't care how sneaky she is I wouldn't touch that:no:


Was just thinking, can anyone think of an NBA player with an uglier GF than that?:lol

You're as shallow as diarrhea.

Shepseskaf
05-14-2009, 07:01 AM
Seriously, you have to give props to this woman. Looking the beastly way that she does, to have dated two professional athletes who have so many female choices thrown in their faces every day -- not to mention possibly getting pregnant by one of them -- means that she's just outworking the competition.

Kebab Stall
05-14-2009, 07:13 AM
I didn't know there were hippos roaming around in the wild in America. Someone better alert the zoo.

kumquat
05-14-2009, 07:20 AM
Seriously, you have to give props to this woman. Looking the beastly way that she does, to have dated two professional athletes who have so many female choices thrown in their faces every day -- not to mention possibly getting pregnant by one of them -- means that she's just outworking the competition.

Well someone needs to have a set of balls in the relationship.

monkeypox
05-14-2009, 07:50 AM
I've been to Germany, the women are friendly but not hot.

DCL
05-14-2009, 09:21 AM
dirk wanks off to planet of the apes

John Smith
05-14-2009, 09:33 AM
I can't believe Tony Banks said that when he was in his 2nd year with the Rams, Cristal Taylor sent him her pic and she was "gorgeous." she is 37 years old, dirk is 30. I don't see what makes her remotely good looking...


That's just a super bad picture. She doesn't look so awful here....

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/cristal_taylor.jpg

...still not my type at all, but at least she doesn't look like a crack fiend like in the first picture.

BS! She looks like a psycho. Dirk is an idiot, he was going to marry this broad. wow. No wonder he doesn't want to talk about it...

Toizumi
05-14-2009, 09:59 AM
RON ARTEST EASILY.
Dude's wife, even after the professional fixer-upper-job, is still one of the lumpiest, fat-waist, toothpick thighs, man-@ssed, bogus-relaxer having ugly-faced, no-chin having, wearing her grandmother's glasses @ss, Queensbridge shut-in trash beast thing. Might have a peen. Artest's wife face looks like Bernie Mac F#@ked KRS-One.

Artest wife make Nowitzki psycho stripper GF look like Beyonce.
And that is not a joke in any way.
Artest is 300% insane JUST for the wife alone.

http://www.blacksportsonline.com/images/89ronartestwife.jpg

Lol at the name of the website :oldlol:

DCL
05-14-2009, 10:04 AM
dirk gotta be smoking crack.

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/crystal-taylor-photo.jpg

Rasheed1
05-14-2009, 10:05 AM
she doesnt look that good in these pictures... she must be one sweet piece of action to have these dudes falling for her like that....

she got something thats making these dudes want her...

Juges8932
05-14-2009, 10:13 AM
That ***** be ugly.

greensborohill
05-14-2009, 10:19 AM
Dirk's just trying to get some explosive athleticism into his gene pool. . . . he's already got the height.

$50 bucks says his next girlfriend is also Black. . . . b/c once you go there you never come back.

John Smith
05-14-2009, 10:21 AM
Dirk's just trying to get some explosive athleticism into his gene pool. . . . he's already got the height.

$50 bucks says his next girlfriend is also Black. . . . b/c once you go there you never come back.

Why>? What is it?

Silverbullit
05-14-2009, 10:22 AM
Maybe he just felt in love? :confusedshrug:

ErhnamDjinn
05-14-2009, 10:45 AM
All the skill and money in the world doesnt bring in good taste, I mean come on Dirk your a multi millionaire there are better girls out there, plus girls a shady character to boot, there like nothing positive about here.:wtf:

Guy10
05-14-2009, 11:17 AM
Why>? What is it?

Maybe she has a huge *****. :roll:

omarnyc
05-14-2009, 11:48 AM
i've always imagined dirk would be banging hotties like these

http://beerinfood.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/oktobergirlsstacked.jpg

are these broads considered hotties cause they white? i dont see nothin hot about them

Kasper
05-14-2009, 11:48 AM
Dirk's just trying to get some explosive athleticism into his gene pool. . . . he's already got the height.

$50 bucks says his next girlfriend is also Black. . . . b/c once you go there you never come back.


Because of the saying right?

Once you go black.... we don't want you back.

John Smith
05-14-2009, 11:54 AM
Maybe it's the really big butt...

greensborohill
05-14-2009, 12:04 PM
There was a german guy on the mavs board that said it is common for german men to date & marry black women.

WorldWarriors
05-14-2009, 12:06 PM
Because of the saying right?

Once you go black.... we don't want you back.

LOL somebody has hurt feelings.

John Smith
05-14-2009, 12:07 PM
LOL somebody has hurt feelings.

no, it's actually a common saying like the older the berry the sweeter the juice. :pimp:

WorldWarriors
05-14-2009, 12:07 PM
What happened to her?
http://phoenix.fanster.com/suns/files/2009/03/dirk_drunk1-500x427jpg.jpeg

she aint cute.:ohwell:

WorldWarriors
05-14-2009, 12:08 PM
no, it's actually a common saying like the older the berry the sweeter the juice. :pimp:
Makes a lot of sense.:rolleyes:

John Smith
05-14-2009, 12:10 PM
My bad, it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. :pimp:

greensborohill
05-14-2009, 12:33 PM
My bad, it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. :pimp:

the darker the skin the deeper the roots

Slam13
05-14-2009, 01:37 PM
Even a horny teen who's never got laid like me wouldn't touch that, and I've wanked off to some pretty perverse stuff over the years.. :ohwell:

db23
05-14-2009, 02:16 PM
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/crystal-taylor-mug-shot.jpg

Rose-2-Wolfe
05-14-2009, 02:23 PM
Again, why doesn't he just bang some little blonde German groupie? There's got to be a ton of them lined up. Why would he want a con-artist, hood-rat, crackhead looking b*tch that was once a stripper, who's been around the block and almost pushing 40? That skeezer must give great dome.


That b!tch is F'ugly and I can't believe Dirk is slumming it with such trash. Despite whatever negative things I could say about her looks, I am honestly pleasantly surprised just to see it confirmed that this monstrosity is actually female. Dead serious.

I expected the cops to say some Isiah Thomas type "I certainly know the difference between a man and a woman!" type of thing once the details on this story broke. When Dirk made that comment about not wanting to talk about certain things until his playing days are over I thought that pretty much confirmed he was banging a tranny.

John Smith
05-14-2009, 03:23 PM
We need a full body shot. She's probably got big everything!

Rose-2-Wolfe
05-14-2009, 03:39 PM
are these broads considered hotties cause they white? i dont see nothin hot about them


Lol. You are retarded. Also take note of the fact that these pretty women actually look female. It's kind of nice when there is no need for examining the photo very carefully trying to figure out their gender.

Rose-2-Wolfe
05-14-2009, 03:49 PM
There was a german guy on the mavs board that said it is common for german men to date & marry black women.


UHh...well, I think that most of us Germans get this bad rap about white supremacy because of world war 2. German people in general don't have ill feelings towards any black folks or other groups.

I have had black girlfriends before (but I don't looking for it) and I know many other Germans that see the person for the person and see being black as just another way of being beautiful.

Germans and blacks are actually a pretty good match to tell the truth. I would like to elaborate but I don't feel as though I can do so without a bunch of people getting pissed off.

Shepseskaf
05-14-2009, 04:05 PM
Germans and blacks are actually a pretty match to tell the truth. I would like to elaborate but I don't feel as though I can do so without a bunch of people getting pissed off.
Go ahead and elaborate. My curiosity is piqued.

Rose-2-Wolfe
05-14-2009, 04:11 PM
Go ahead and elaborate. My curiosity is piqued.


I read many things on this site that I find to be offensive on a regular basis and I don't wish or intend to be part of that. My thoughts are positive but someone will feel as though they are being attacked or insulted.

Perhaps I can say that from my own experience Germans go well with other Germans, Scandinavians, Turks, and Africans or black Americans. Just think of it being like astrology and signs that work well together and others not so much.

mattevans11
05-14-2009, 04:14 PM
I read many things on this site that I find to be offensive on a regular basis and I don't wish or intend to be part of that. My thoughts are positive but someone will feel as though they are being attacked or insulted.

Perhaps I can say that from my own experience Germans go well with other Germans, Scandinavians, Turks, and Africans or black Americans. Just think of it being like astrology and signs that work well together and others not so much.



wow that was a dumb comment..... you better elaborate now...so you dont sound like an idiot....

Shepseskaf
05-14-2009, 04:16 PM
Perhaps I can say that from my own experience Germans go well with other Germans, Scandinavians, Turks, and Africans or black Americans. Just think of it being like astrology and signs that work well together and others not so much.
Gotcha. I was just curious as to what angle you were coming from.

I do know that in the days of Jim Crow and its policy of racial separation that many black performers had to go over to Europe to be appreciated. I believe that Germany was one of the favored destinations.

Rose-2-Wolfe
05-14-2009, 04:30 PM
Gotcha. I was just curious as to what angle you were coming from.

I do know that in the days of Jim Crow and its policy of racial separation that many black performers had to go over to Europe to be appreciated. I believe that Germany was one of the favored destinations.


Thank you. I think Europe has been way ahead of America in terms of race relations but little by little America starts to heal the wounds. Germany and most of it's people are sensitive to this given "our" history. It seems to me that Germans feel quite comfortable around black folks...I wish I could articulate my thoughts better but I think you have the idea.

Shepseskaf
05-14-2009, 04:37 PM
I wish I could articulate my thoughts better but I think you have the idea.
I do. Thanks for the thoughts.

noob cake
05-14-2009, 04:57 PM
http://www.blacksportsonline.com/images/89ronartestwife.jpg

Lol at the name of the website :oldlol:

Except Artest's wife is one of those highschool girlfriends (much like Wade's soon to be gone wife and LeBron's wife.)

http://eartodastreetz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dwade-and-wife.jpg

http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/lebron_jame_savannah.jpg

Unfortunately, Ron Ron's girl just didn't happen to be the best looking. I am just glad there they are happy together [no reported marital problem at least].

Dirk's fiance is a trailer trash looking former stripper/current scam artist. Thank god that his advisors were looking out for him (and his money).

John Smith
05-14-2009, 04:58 PM
There was a german guy on the mavs board that said it is common for german men to date & marry black women.

Huge difference between American black women and black women straight from Africa. Those men and women don't seem to have the pitfalls that African Americans do (unemployment/lack of desire to work, poor/non-esistant education, crime, broken families, obesity, etc.)

Shepseskaf
05-14-2009, 05:08 PM
Huge difference between American black women and black women straight from Africa. Those men and women don't seem to have the pitfalls that African Americans do (unemployment/lack of desire to work, poor/non-esistant education, crime, broken families, obesity, etc.)
:roll:

Nothing quite like an ignorant person displaying their stupidity and calling out other people for things that they themselves are guilty of.

Why don't you take your "non-esistant", brainless self to another forum where your retarded views are more readily accepted.

John Smith
05-14-2009, 05:11 PM
All you can do is attack a typo because you know the content is true. I didn't realize we were in English class Ms. Wilson. Bottomline is many Europeans marry Africans. It is common practice. Africans are nothing like black Americans. It would be foolish to think so. You couldn't have two more opposite cultures if you tried. They don't look up to 2pac or Scarface in the Sudan, catch my drift?

noob cake
05-14-2009, 05:16 PM
Huge difference between American black women and black women straight from Africa. Those men and women don't seem to have the pitfalls that African Americans do (unemployment/lack of desire to work, poor/non-esistant education, crime, broken families, obesity, etc.)

Somewhat controversial claim by American standards, but mostly true.

Shepseskaf
05-14-2009, 05:19 PM
All you can do is attack a typo because you know the content is true. I didn't realize we were in English class Ms. Wilson. Bottomline is many Europeans marry Africans. It is common practice. Africans are nothing like black Americans. It would be foolish to think so. You couldn't have two more opposite cultures if you tried. They don't look up to 2pac or Scarface in the Sudan, catch my drift?
No, I "attacked" you because you're blatantly stupid. When stupid people try to discuss things that they have no knowledge of, they generally sound just like you.

Its obvious that you have absolutely not a clue about either black American culture or African culture. I've lived in both places and while there are differences, the situation cannot be painted with a broad brush like you're attempting to do, in your "I saw it on TV so it must be true" style. You and Ms. Teen South Carolina have a lot in common.

Just quit while you're behind and STFU about things you know nothing about.

John Smith
05-14-2009, 05:20 PM
That's what you have to say in order to preserve your self and your state of mind. One day, you will grow up and open your mind. You are in the Caribbean, wtf do you know? I'm on the South Side of the Chi. Want to try again?

Shepseskaf
05-14-2009, 05:27 PM
That's what you have to say in order to preserve your self and your state of mind. One day, you will grow up and open your mind. You are in the Caribbean, wtf do you know? I'm on the South Side of the Chi. Want to try again?
:roll: :roll: I'm laughing so hard at your dumb @ss that tears are rolling down my face.

So, I'm the one that has to "grow up and open my mind." :roll: I'm a world traveler, you dipstick. I've lived all over the globe and have a long and intimate knowledge of all types of cultures. I'll bet that you've never been out of the "South Side of the Chi."

Seriously, just STFU, or you can keep on trying and I'll keep on laughing.

John Smith
05-14-2009, 05:29 PM
I'm more black than you just from growing up on the south side and my skin is white. Emoticons and laughter...that is all you are good for. I'm still waiting for you to add something valuable to the thread. Answer this one question if you have any balls:

Are people from Africa different than people raised in America?

Shepseskaf
05-14-2009, 05:42 PM
Are people from Africa different than people raised in America?
I have no idea why I'm continuing this "discussion" but I'll indulge you, just so that you can hopefully learn something.

First of all Africa is a continent, not a country. In fact, it is comprised of 47 countries. The culture in Ghana, on the West coast, differs from that in Kenya, on the East coast, which in turn differs from that in a multitude of other countries and sub-cultures.

Therefore you cannot, with any accuracy, say that "people from Africa are different from people raised in America." African cultures themselves vary greatly, so why would a group of people raised on an entirely different continent be the same?

To answer your original (and ignorant) premise, there are lazy people in Africa just like any other place, and within any race. There are extremely intelligent black people of African descent that have lived in America (me) and there are all matter of differing personalities in between that.

It is therefore not a given that a person will display a certain personality trait just based on where they live. You have to learn to dig deep and examine things on a higher level.

R.I.P.
05-14-2009, 06:45 PM
I feel for her, so close to a great con job, already the bling on her hand, and now he

Spudjjay
05-14-2009, 07:01 PM
Damn, that chick ain't pretty. She must have a killer body.

Killbot
05-14-2009, 07:15 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
This is too funny.

Hopper15
05-14-2009, 07:20 PM
She must give a mean BJ for a millionaire to date her. That chick looks like something from planet of the apes.

shadow
05-14-2009, 07:43 PM
what is it with all these great ball players and ugly women?
MJ's wife, Kobe's white chick, Wade's ex, Bron's girl, and now Dirk's girl. Meanwhile scrubs like Marco Jaric and Sun Yue make out like bandits with hot ass chicks.

CarpeDiemKJ
05-14-2009, 07:46 PM
She look like she's a champion behind closed doors.

Rose-2-Wolfe
05-14-2009, 09:22 PM
Somewhat controversial claim by American standards, but mostly true.


wow that was a dumb comment..... you better elaborate now...so you dont sound like an idiot....See...two can play this game...

BrooklynZoo
05-14-2009, 09:52 PM
[QUOTE=magi

Ancient Legend
05-15-2009, 03:31 AM
After being arraigned, here's her newest mugshot:

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/69/cristaltaylormugshot.jpg

pethuel03
05-15-2009, 03:34 AM
hahahha this is epic. EPIC

Rose-2-Wolfe
05-15-2009, 03:47 AM
After being arraigned, here's her newest mugshot:

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/69/cristaltaylormugshot.jpg


This thing...oh man, I can't believe this. This ***** looks half-black, half-white, half-man, half-woman, half-human, and full-retard.

...In other news: Dirk Nowitski has had his German-citizenship revoked and is now stuck in America forever. His legal team is trying to prevent Dirk from petitioning the judge for the right to conjugal visits with his beast Cyrstal Taylor.

Ancient Legend
05-15-2009, 03:51 AM
Also, here's a vid of Dirk and Cristal, at his place I assume:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M_GGLPHbXI

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2756/dirkcristal1.jpg

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/8343/dirkcristal2.jpg

dab0yech0
05-15-2009, 04:05 AM
She has to look better than the pix posted. Tony Banks said that he finally went on a date with her when she sent him her photos and she was the hottest girl he had seen at the time. There has to be better pix of her somewhere, come on makeup does wonders.

Junny
05-15-2009, 04:16 AM
I'm finding it hard to like and respect Dirk Nowitzki now......

John Smith
05-15-2009, 09:32 AM
I have no idea why I'm continuing this "discussion" but I'll indulge you, just so that you can hopefully learn something.

First of all Africa is a continent, not a country. In fact, it is comprised of 47 countries. The culture in Ghana, on the West coast, differs from that in Kenya, on the East coast, which in turn differs from that in a multitude of other countries and sub-cultures.

Therefore you cannot, with any accuracy, say that "people from Africa are different from people raised in America." African cultures themselves vary greatly, so why would a group of people raised on an entirely different continent be the same?

To answer your original (and ignorant) premise, there are lazy people in Africa just like any other place, and within any race. There are extremely intelligent black people of African descent that have lived in America (me) and there are all matter of differing personalities in between that.

It is therefore not a given that a person will display a certain personality trait just based on where they live. You have to learn to dig deep and examine things on a higher level.

But you see, the point remains the same since African Americans have the most downfalls of any kind of group on the planet. And the point is Europeans openly marry all kinds of Africans from all of their countries. There is a major difference between African Americans and any other black person on the planet. That is the point that you do not want to address for obvious reasons. I find it funny that you talk about "digging deep" and of a "higher level" when you really don't have any idea what either of those things really are.

John Smith
05-15-2009, 09:34 AM
Also, here's a vid of Dirk and Cristal, at his place I assume:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M_GGLPHbXI

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2756/dirkcristal1.jpg

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/8343/dirkcristal2.jpg

It is worse than I thought. She is an ugly little munchkin. I knew most athletes were dumb, but Dirk is ridiculously dumb! Wow, what did he see in her?

mattevans11
05-15-2009, 11:45 AM
you guys are seriously some pretty shallow dudes on here....

first of all, maybe he is tired of a bunch of hot chicks that are shallow.... have you ever dated a hot chick..... its a different breed.... im sure the "hot" groupies that he has had for the past few years have been plentiful. But "hot" chicks know they are hot and dont have to work as hard on the personality.....

I PREFER SOME PERSONALITY.

This girl might be that cool azz chick that dirk was looking for and maybe that is why he proposed to her.... obviously she is a con artist so it probably made erself seem like the greatest girl in the world..... but glad that dirk got outta that before he lost A LOT of money.

secondly, EVERY picture has been without makeup, and looks like she just either took some drugs or is getting ready for bed......

YES, Dirk could probably get a "hotter" chick...... but you are bashing a guy for following his heart..... then bringing artest, lebron and wade into this as well...... this is a dumb thread, and thought for sure it would be on the second page within 10 hours , but it continues to hang around.

Hey all you teenagers telling Dirk how to get hottter chicks...... go to school and have a "crush" on the hottest girl in the school that you are too nervous to talk to...... you are the LAME one....not DIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Smith
05-15-2009, 12:06 PM
You can tell what she does (her con) to get with these guys. She's working Dirk like a puppet. She is playing with his emotions. That's how all these guys get hooked. It works on hookers too, just ask Twista. Look at her in snapshot #1, she's all proping Dirk up to make sure that he gets a fully belly of positive emotion. That's just the start, wait till she makes Dirk one giant pile of emotional slop. Then she can give and take emotion as she pleases and she'll have Dirk wrapped around her lil finger.

Shepseskaf
05-15-2009, 12:59 PM
But you see, the point remains the same since African Americans have the most downfalls of any kind of group on the planet. And the point is Europeans openly marry all kinds of Africans from all of their countries. There is a major difference between African Americans and any other black person on the planet. That is the point that you do not want to address for obvious reasons. I find it funny that you talk about "digging deep" and of a "higher level" when you really don't have any idea what either of those things really are.
:roll: :roll: :roll: *gasp* *gasp* :roll: :roll: :roll:

Can someone be banned for stupidity?

Seriously, how do you manage to survive? Can you tie your own shoes? Can you chew gum and walk at the same time? Can you fill out a job application?

What's so amazing to me is that you're so utterly secure in your ignorance. No matter what facts come before you, the same stupid points get regurgitated with no evidence of any self-reflection. You really believe that you're right, no matter what.

In a way, I envy you. I guess its true what they say -- ignorance is bliss.

Rasheed1
05-15-2009, 01:17 PM
Originally Posted by John Smith
But you see, the point remains the same since African Americans have the most downfalls of any kind of group on the planet. And the point is Europeans openly marry all kinds of Africans from all of their countries. There is a major difference between African Americans and any other black person on the planet. That is the point that you do not want to address for obvious reasons. I find it funny that you talk about "digging deep" and of a "higher level" when you really don't have any idea what either of those things really are.

yes that is a dumb statement ....

Europeans marrying black people has nothing at all to do with whether or not it happens over seas... the cultures differ from one to the other (between America and the countries in Africa, and Germany or whatever country you happen to focus on)

Also, black folks and "europeans" marry and whatever else in America too...


I think its pretty pathetic to see people who enjoy sitting on a message board making hateful racist ignorant statements in general..

like 150 used to say... the internet is the new bathroom wall for all the cowards with hate in their hearts but no courage.... this is where all their feelings pour out anonymously... you could work with a whole office of these guys and they all smile in your face.... but you know a least one of them is a racist coward who wouldnt have a place to vent if there werent walls in bathrooms... and the internet


the chick doesnt look good in her mug shots, but all the other talk is 5th grade coward stuff that you never hear... only see on walls and the net...

Rasheed1
05-15-2009, 01:27 PM
Hey all you teenagers telling Dirk how to get hottter chicks...... go to school and have a "crush" on the hottest girl in the school that you are too nervous to talk to...... you are the LAME one....not DIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!


thats the other point here.......

a bunch of virgins getting mad at Dirk for making a mistake dealing with women... :oldlol:


its like the kid who never had a job laughing at the kid who has problems at his...


anybody who has ever really been with any females knows real relationships are much more complicated than simply what the chick looks like...

only virgins talk like that.....

Dirk probably already ran thru all the 'hot' chicks or maybe they bore him and maybe they cant do what this broad was doing.. ... :confusedshrug:

Take Your Lumps
05-15-2009, 01:28 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7OoTH1XL09k/SeUL50TjBRI/AAAAAAAAAdE/dQwRwPvaBc0/s400/633507747147468646-raff-out-roud.jpg

gxL
05-15-2009, 01:41 PM
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Number2
05-15-2009, 01:45 PM
Thank you. I think Europe has been way ahead of America in terms of race relations but little by little America starts to heal the wounds. Germany and most of it's people are sensitive to this given "our" history. It seems to me that Germans feel quite comfortable around black folks...I wish I could articulate my thoughts better but I think you have the idea.

Really? Maybe that's true in the northern parts of Europe, but from my experience, the English, Spanish and French cultivate a fairly racist attitude. Spain being the most blatant, France being the most blase. Kudos to the English for Wilburforce, but ****, the BNP is getting a little too popular for comfort. And then there was that racist fellow who almost became the president of France... I remember some blue blooded English guy expressing wonderment over the fact that we've elected a black president... As though we had developed faster than light travel, or something.

I once dated a German girl and she didn't seem at all racist (though she was pretty awful in the long run). She was extraordinarily sensitive to anyone poking fun at her ethnicity. Put strain on the relationship. Germans appear to be a bit ridiculous when viewed at a distance. Almost as bad as the Belgians.

There was an book of cultural analysis that was recently printed that basically said the holocaust was initiated by the Germans for the specific reason that Germans are bad and they hate Jews. Fairly inept scholarship, but still fun to read. The title doesn't spring to mind.

mhg88
05-15-2009, 02:30 PM
This thing...oh man, I can't believe this. This ***** looks half-black, half-white, half-man, half-woman, half-human, and full-retard.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

greensborohill
05-15-2009, 02:39 PM
He looks really happy in that youtube video. . . . she must have something going for her.

Foster5k
05-15-2009, 02:39 PM
After being arraigned, here's her newest mugshot:

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/69/cristaltaylormugshot.jpg

Straight up Gremlin, with a wig on...

but anyways..

This chick has apparently been stalking players and sh!t. Sad... These girls never learn.. wish the best for Dirk and his future relationships..

OneMoreSucka
05-15-2009, 02:46 PM
WHO IS THAT
Heather Locklear, are you serious? :wtf:

crisoner
05-15-2009, 02:47 PM
Epic Fail Dirk

Foster5k
05-15-2009, 02:53 PM
Epic Fail Dirk

I don't know. She kinda looks like a darker, longer hair version of Dirk. :lol

Hotlantadude81
05-21-2009, 08:27 AM
All jokes aside, it looks like she is running a game. You can see in the video just how she sucks up to him and plays off him. If you can master the appearance of sincerity, you can get away with some shyt. It's all about knowing what strings to pull. And she clearly knows which ones to pull and when to do it.

kumquat
05-22-2009, 12:10 PM
Is it possible to recreate the missing link after the fact?