My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.

[jrong]

So she calls me from the cigar shop where she works and apparently Jesus Shuttlesworth himself came in. She knew who he was anyway, but it would have been confirmed for her if she hadn't known because the shop filled up real quick as people in other stores around the plaza started piling in as they heard had who showed up.

Anyway, she spent over an hour with him, taking him around the shop and reccommending different cigars "for his parties". I asked and she said she didn't think he was hitting on her, but she can be pretty dense about that.

(You see I'm one of those lucky m-er f-ers that gets to date a girl who is WAY better looking than him either because "looks aren't that important to her" or she has low self-esteem issues or she thinks I'm much more attractive than I am or whatever. But, seriously, I'm not lying. I'm at best a 7.5 - 8. She's beyond a 10. We went to see Dashboard Confessional at Six Flags, and the lead singer spent the entire show eye-f*cking her from the stage. Even she wasn't so dense that she missed that fact that day).

Anyway, so Ray-Ray signed a few autographs, but didn't pose for any pictures. He paid in cash. Then he left in a light blue Navigator (he came in by himself).

Oh and he haggled to get better deals! There was a humidor that was $495. He said he'd buy it if he could get it for $400. She sold him the humidor.


Oh yeah, I forgot to say-- go Magic!

[KKittles30]

Bet he got her number!

[RoseCity07]

I've heard of NBA players saying they will pose for pictures but no autographs. I wonder if he didn't want this to get out that he smokes cigars.

[Papaya Petee]

We went to see Dashboard Confessional at Six Flags,

I went to that too. It was two years ago and they were really late right?

[lukeridnour08]

LOL.

He atleast got a BJ.

Probably banged her though.

Sorry man

[nbastatus]

wow! she is so lucky :D
i want to meet jesus again.

[RoseCity07]

LOL.

He atleast got a BJ.

Probably banged her though.

Sorry man

Yeah, and this all happened in a cigar shop full of people.:rolleyes:

[MTing]

Cool story

[Mikaiel]

Over/Under : This relationship will last 2 more months ...

[YAWN]

(You see I'm one of those lucky m-er f-ers that gets to date a girl who is WAY better looking than him either because "looks aren't that important to her" or she has low self-esteem issues or she thinks I'm much more attractive than I am or whatever. But, seriously, I'm not lying. I'm at best a 7.5 - 8. She's beyond a 10. We went to see Dashboard Confessional at Six Flags, and the lead singer spent the entire show eye-f*cking her from the stage. Even she wasn't so dense that she missed that fact that day).


chris is a sick man. how old is your girl? ive heard stories about him and some 16-18 year olds

[west]

wow! she is so lucky :D
i want to meet jesus again.
She is indeed damn lucky!!!:D
You meet Jesus before?:eek:

[cdbleb]

Sorry dude but your girlfriend was probably the Monica Lewinski to Ray Allens cigars.

[Killbot]

Must be something about the Celtics franchise that's making him want to smoke. :ohwell:


Oh and he haggled to get better deals! There was a humidor that was $495. He said he'd buy it if he could get it for $400. She sold him the humidor.

Awesome. That's Jesus alright! :rockon: Dude knows how to not be wreckless in spending.

[Kensta]

http://img.skitch.com/20090310-fue4arsbcqnqj5q9327sc2gd46.jpg

[jrong]

LOL.

He atleast got a BJ.

Probably banged her though.

Sorry man

No, in combination with her looks, here's the best part. Not only is she so moral when it comes to infidelity generally-- she was raised strict Irish Catholic-- but she also was cheated on by her ex-husband. So the very concept of cheating utterly repulses her. So trust me, this girl would murder me in our bed (and she's probably thought about it several times) before she would cheat on me.

I've dated girls that were hotter than me before, and believe me, I have no doubt that they would (and did) cheat on me. But, not this girl. No way. It's not because of me. It's because of who she is as a person.

[Mississippi]

100 bucks says Ray banged your girlfriend.

[twolvesfan]

ya well i sold shawn kemp some condoms once

[mekray]

I've heard of NBA players saying they will pose for pictures but no autographs. I wonder if he didn't want this to get out that he smokes cigars.

Or it might have nothing to do with him smoking, and something to do with his wife being pregnant and due soon. I'm guessing when millionaires have kids, they don't pass out the cheap cigars.

[west]

ya well i sold shawn kemp some condoms once
Are you freaking serious?:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[cdbleb]

ya well i sold shawn kemp some condoms once

Same day Demetrius Bell bought Karl Malone a Fathers Day card?

[YoungMula]

Oh and he haggled to get better deals! There was a humidor that was $495. He said he'd buy it if he could get it for $400. She sold him the humidor.

love how rich athletes wanna bargain

[jrong]

chris is a sick man. how old is your girl? ive heard stories about him and some 16-18 year olds

She's 35 (so am I), but looks 25. I think the reason she especially stood out was because we were near the front, but wasn't one of the little underage Dashboard groupies. But, nice to know that one or more of them was probably statutorily raped that night since he didn't get my girlfriend. I didn't know Carraba was like that.

[BankShot]

100 bucks says Ray banged your girlfriend.

I'll take that bet.

Ray Allen is married, with children, not to mention almost 34 years old. Why would he do that?

[twolvesfan]

Same day Demetrius Bell bought Karl Malone a Fathers Day card?
yes

[thejumpa]

cool story....Ray's a p u s s y though....I asked him to come play ball with my homie and I at the Y and he had to decline...dude was shook, you could tell. I thought about showing up at his house but that would have been a bit wierd so I let it go..

[jrong]

Bet he got her number!

Well, in spite of what I said about her strict Catholic morals, if he wanted to work out some kind of "Indecent Proposal" arrangement, then I'll take that call. Because I'm more broke than I am jealous....

[Mississippi]

I'll take that bet.

Ray Allen is married, with children, not to mention almost 34 years old. Why would he do that?
*checks for white text*

Kobe Bryant was also married with childen and so are other basketball players.

[jrong]

I went to that too. It was two years ago and they were really late right?

Yeah, it was two summers ago. They played with that chick McPhee who was on American Idol (she mainly does movies now, I think), and I felt bad for her because people were booing her. Also, some Christian pop-punk band-- at least I believe they were Christian.

[KenneBell]

Pics or GTFO.

[OneMoreSucka]

I hope they were used for blunts.

[jrong]

Over/Under : This relationship will last 2 more months ...

We've been together for two years and two months already, so if she hasn't yet been cured of her insanity and the bad case of low-standards that she apparently has, I don't think she's gonna recover from it in the next two months.

[GOBB]

Post pix of your girlfriend so we can decide if she is a 10. Gurantee she isnt.

And you sound too lame for me to believe. Females dont like guys who lack confidence "Omg why me?? I'm like a 7.53333333333. Sweet Vonage!". "All my former girls were way hotter than me!! Honest!"

I can only imagine when you actually get laid. You probably have a moment and tear up, let a few fall down the ole facial. Secretly sniff her panties.


I've heard of NBA players saying they will pose for pictures but no autographs. I wonder if he didn't want this to get out that he smokes cigars.

Yeah he didnt want to be seen in a cigar shop. Shame on "Jesus" for smoking those things! :no:


:rolleyes: You are so simple minded its pathetic.

[Mikaiel]

We've been together for two years and two months already, so if she hasn't yet been cured of her insanity and the bad case of low-standards that she apparently has, I don't think she's gonna recover from it in the next two months.

Okay. At first you sounded like a loser who got lucky and couldn't get over the fact he's with someone he thinks much superior than himself, and who's extremely jealous and doesn't let the girl breathe because he's too afraid to lose her. But obviously things are going well for you, so forget I said anything.

[quasimoto]

Pics or GTFO.
This.

Just your gf will do.

[Fatal9]

You can't just call your girlfriend a 10 and not post pics :confusedshrug:

[CLE[216]]

My buddy sold Damon Jones some Swishers. Back when he was on the Cavs.

[jrong]

And you sound too lame for me to believe. Females dont like guys who lack confidence "Omg why me?? I'm like a 7.53333333333. Sweet Vonage!". "All my former girls were way hotter than me!! Honest!"

I can only imagine when you actually get laid. You probably have a moment and tear up, let a few fall down the ole facial. Secretly sniff her panties.


Ok, first you sound way too familiar with tear-falling/ panty-sniffing scenario.

Second, Vonage? As in the phone company?

Third, would I be more believable, if I was like, "Yeah, I'm ripped with 4% body fat. Ain't no Ray Allen gonna take my woman! In fact, I'm gonna take HIS woman!"?

[OneMoreSucka]

You can't just call your girlfriend a 10 and not post pics :confusedshrug:
Exactly. Doesn't this kid know the first rule to forums?

[lakerfreak]

http://img.skitch.com/20090310-fue4arsbcqnqj5q9327sc2gd46.jpg
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[zabuza666]

Over/Under : This relationship will last 2 more months ...

under

[Dasher]

You can't just call your girlfriend a 10 and not post pics :confusedshrug:Probably the 1st time we have ever agreed on anything.

[GOBB]

Ok, first you sound way too familiar with tear-falling/ panty-sniffing scenario.

Says the lame who said his girlfriend is a 10 without pix?
Says the lame who tells us this long ass story of Ray Allen buying cigars told thru this "10's" mouth which is your girlfriend
Says the lame who said "omg omg im i'm only a 7.5-8 why is she even with me?"

Ok.



Third, would I be more believable, if I was like, "Yeah, I'm ripped with 4% body fat. Ain't no Ray Allen gonna take my woman! In fact, I'm gonna take HIS woman!"?

You did the opposite and instead still made yourself look pathetic.

You get a 10 from me.


Fourth, I'm not gonna post her picture. This is the effing Internet! I just found out somebody on here was at a concert we were at. With a couple more facts about Ray Allen's life, which people may or may not know, somebody may be able to figure out exactly what cigar shop I'm talking about

Its the effing internet yet you told us your girlfriend sold Ray Allen cigars. Only to fill this story in you start talkin about how hot your girl is, how you cantr believe she is with you and for her being a 10 not to even cheat. Blah blah blah, random random random. :sleeping

You can tell us all this irrelevant mumbo jumbo about you, her your past girlfriends. But you cant post 1 photo of her? Ok. Makes no sense.


Fifth, so in that case, I'd rather have faceless dudes on the Internet think I'm full of ****, then compromise my relationship or even my girlfriend's safety. So, in that case you're right, she's no more than a 3 or 4. Absolute troll. There. Happy now?

Again the story isnt my girlfriend sold Ray Allen cigars and he also tried to get cheap deals. It was other filler BS given to us faceless dudes. I mean you can tell us your girlfriend look history but when we ask for pix say no? Why even mention it? What does your lack of confidence this "10" being with you who doesnt cheat on you have to do with this damn cigar story? But hey its up for us faceless dudes to put it in the ole mental rolodex right? Well?

And your girlfriends safety? Yes I'm Hannibal Lecture over here. Cant wait to kidnap your "10" and eat her up with some fava beans. Mmmmmm :violin:

Dude dont flatter yourself. No one would care that much about pix if you werent on here bragging about your girlfriends looks while expressing how lame you are. :confusedshrug:

[crisoner]

http://img.skitch.com/20090310-fue4arsbcqnqj5q9327sc2gd46.jpg


:rockon:

[Mikaiel]

Says the lame who said his girlfriend is a 10 without pix?

Isn't this kinda lame when you want a guy to post pics of his girlfriend ? Especially a guy you don't even know.

[OneMoreSucka]

Isn't this kinda lame when you want a guy to post pics of his girlfriend ? Especially a guy you don't even know.
Of course it's not lame. Aren't you on any other forums? Anytime a girl is mentioned, pics are a necessity. No questions asked.

[ShannonElements]

This story seems like a thinly-veiled excuse to brag about your girlfriend. Or is it just me?

[GOBB]

Exactly. Doesn't this kid know the first rule to forums?


He fears for her safety. He is afraid someone will locate where she is and fly too her...

http://www.southwest.com/images/ding/screenshot_registration.gif







...then rent a van so we can wait for her to leave work, bop her over the head while throwing her in (the role of the sliding door)


http://www.cargovancanada.com/images/uploaded/BlackVan.jpg









...then take her back to your home that looks abandoned

http://www.texasescapes.com/SouthTexasTowns/KenedyTexas/KenedyTexasOldHouse2JT1003.jpg









so you can make the b!tch...


http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/sotl/sotl_shot5l.jpg-"Put the lotion in the bucket!!"

[GOBB]

Isn't this kinda lame when you want a guy to post pics of his girlfriend ? Especially a guy you don't even know.


If a poster is going to introduce how his girlfriend/past girlfriends rate. Then go on to tell us about his relationship in a thread about Ray Allen buying cigars? Ummmm no its far from lame to ask what this female looks like. I mean if he never went left field with it hardly anyone would question what she looks like. But alas, he couldnt keep it to Ray Allen buying cigars.

Nice try.

[Fatal9]

:roll: at the posts above.

[Mikaiel]

Aren't you on any other forums? Anytime a girl is mentioned, pics are a necessity. No questions asked.

Even if I'm talking about my mother ?

[cdbleb]

Even if I'm talking about my mother ?

ESPECIALLY if youre talking about your mother.

[ShannonElements]

Even if I'm talking about my mother ?

Are you detailing how hot your mom is?

[jaydacris]

http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/maury-paternity-test-talk-show.jpg

at least your kid will be good at basketball

[zabuza666]

http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/maury-paternity-test-talk-show.jpg

at least your kid will be good at basketball

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[cdbleb]

http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/maury-paternity-test-talk-show.jpg

at least your kid will be good at basketball

I cant wait for that thread to hit:

Ray Allen comes over about once a month to play with my son, hes already 4 and only 3 inches shorter than me.

[Orlando Magic]

Fourth, I'm not gonna post her picture. This is the effing Internet! I just found out somebody on here was at a concert we were at. With a couple more facts about Ray Allen's life, which people may or may not know, somebody may be able to figure out exactly what cigar shop I'm talking about.

Well, I believed the story. I mean, who would make up some crap like this and why? Then I read the above quote...

You're not going to post her picture because there is somebody that posts here that was at a concert you were at? Seriously?

I simply find your story unbelievable.

[jrong]

I'm going to concede that point. Details about her were irrelevant to the central story. I mentioned her looks because when I said she was showing him around the store for an hour, I figured somebody would ask:

Was he trying to hit on her/ hit that/ or did he hit that (which happened anyway)?

... and then when I said no, somebody would say

Is that because she's fugly?

And then the detail about myself, besides the fact that it's true, I just mentioned because if you're girlfriend is attractive enough that it's conceivable that a pro athlete would try to pick her up-- most people would interpret that as if you're trying to say that you're "all that" too.


But, you're right, if I wanted to tell the story, I should have just mentioned that Ray Allen bought cigars from her and let people say what they would say instead of trying to anticipate what they might say....

[Orlando Magic]

And how exactly is it that you know that a poster here lives by you?

[Mikaiel]

Are you detailing how hot your mom is?

She's past her prime now :(

[zabuza666]

I'm going to concede that point. Details about her were irrelevant to the central story. I mentioned her looks because when I said she was showing him around the store for an hour, I figured somebody would ask:

Was he trying to hit on her/ hit that/ or did he hit that (which happened anyway)?

... and then when I said no, somebody would say

Is that because she's fugly?

And then the detail about myself, besides the fact that it's true, I just mentioned because if you're girlfriend is attractive enough that it's conceivable that a pro athlete would try to pick her up-- most people would interpret that as if you're trying to say that you're "all that" too.


But, you're right, if I wanted to tell the story, I should have just mentioned that Ray Allen bought cigars from her and let people say what they would say instead of trying to anticipate what they might say....


However, I'm still NOT posting pics. Alarm bells went off when I realized one of the posters here lives close enough that he was at the same show we were at. And I didn't know one of Ray Allen's houses was around here until today. I do now. Other people may have already known that. And there aren't that many cigar shops around here.


I do have to ask, though, why this is such a big deal to you. If you think my purpose was to impress a bunch of guys on a message board by bragging on my girlfriend, and it was an epic fail, then let me be that epic fail, and let it be. Don't get so worked up about it. I think my girlfriend is a 10. Maybe you really would think she's a 3 or 4. I highly doubt it, but maybe you would. But, if I'm wrong or I'm a liar, why is it so important to you to prove that?

Dude it'll only take like 30 seconds of google searching to get the pic of your "girlfriend". Just do it.

[ShannonElements]

Not important to me at all, I'm just bored. She's a 10? A 10!?

Adriana Lima is a 10. Your girl is on her level? This is why people want pics.

[Orlando Magic]

Dude it'll only take like 30 seconds of google searching to get the pic of your "girlfriend". Just do it.

http://www.hipsterwave.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/iphone-sexy-sex-hot-girl-ipod-i-phone-i-phone-i-pod-i-pod-cut-price.jpg

Done. www.google.com > "hot girl" > search

[cdbleb]

Alarm bells went off when I realized one of the posters here lives close enough that he was at the same show we were at.

Same show? To be honest I could care less what she looks like but being at the same show does not make you neighbors. I used to live in Higgins Lake (Michigan), when I went to Ozzfest in 03' I had to go to Pine Knob (DTE) which was about 2 1/2 - 3 hours away. Theres a pretty big radius that people travel from to go see concerts.

[ProfessorMurder]

http://www.hipsterwave.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/iphone-sexy-sex-hot-girl-ipod-i-phone-i-phone-i-pod-i-pod-cut-price.jpg

Done. www.google.com > "hot girl" > search

How'd you get a picture of my girlfriend>!>!?!>!? :mad:

hahaha

[jrong]

And how exactly is it that you know that a poster here lives by you?

He lives close enough that he went to the same concert that we did.

And this is a woman, I've spent over two years with and plan to eventually marry. I'm not going to jeopardize that by making an even bigger lapse in judgment than the lapse in judgment because I had a lapse in judgment about what facts included in a story.

The only reason I even decided to post the story is because I haven't posted anything on here in a long time. My team's been out of the playoffs for weeks, so I haven't had much to talk about. In fact, I've been on a tennis board the last couple days talking French Open. But, this was a basketball-related story, so I decided to pop over here and share it.

[GOBB]

Also, this is a separate point, but it kind of goes without saying that if my girlfriend found out I posted pictures of her on a forum, she might break up with me and kick me out. And this is a woman, I've spent over two years with and plan to eventually marry. I'm not going to jeopardize that by making an even bigger lapse in judgment than the lapse in judgment because I had a lapse in judgment about what facts included in a story.

:roll: Are you kidding me?

[Dasher]

GoBB leave him alone. He cares about internet safety.(Best Line In ISH History). Where are you DavidLee4MVP? You are missed.

[Sicknote]

Jesus christ.

[zabuza666]

He lives close enough that he went to the same concert that we did.

Also, this is a separate point, but it kind of goes without saying that if my girlfriend found out I posted pictures of her on a forum, she might break up with me and kick me out. And this is a woman, I've spent over two years with and plan to eventually marry. I'm not going to jeopardize that by making an even bigger lapse in judgment than the lapse in judgment because I had a lapse in judgment about what facts included in a story.

The only reason I even decided to post the story is because I haven't posted anything on here in a long time. My team's been out of the playoffs for weeks, so I haven't had much to talk about. In fact, I've been on a tennis board the last couple days talking French Open. But, this was a basketball-related story, so I decided to pop over here and share it.

Seriously dude your dying out there, just admit you made this **** up and move on.

[Mikaiel]

:roll: Are you kidding me?

Then post pics of your girlfriend, or your ex. Since it seems it's no big deal.

[ShannonElements]

...this was a basketball-related story, so I decided to pop over here and share it.

And go on about how hot your girlfriend is. A "10", like Adriana Lima and Nicole Scherzinger.

[jrong]

:roll: Are you kidding me?

Yes, she could kick me out. She's a divorcee like I said. It's her house.

[Mikaiel]

So I guess all of you guys in this thread wouldn't worry at least a little bit if Ray Allen spent an hour with your girlfriend ?

[ShannonElements]

Then post pics of your girlfriend, or your ex. Since it seems it's no big deal.

He didn't post a thread under disguise to point out how hot his girlfriend is though. There's a difference.

[visirale]

Yes, she could kick me out. She's a divorcee like I said. It's her house.
It's too late, Ray Allen has already done his magic.

Once you go black, you don't go back...

[ShannonElements]

So I guess all of you guys in this thread wouldn't worry at least a little bit if Ray Allen spent an hour with your girlfriend ?

No. NBA stars can do a lot better than my girlfriend, lol.

[Mikaiel]

He didn't post a thread under disguise to point out how hot his girlfriend is though. There's a difference.

Yeah sure, if one of the most handsome guys in the NBA, and who's also rich as f*ck, spent an hour with your girlfriend, you'd be perfectly fine with it and not the least worried/jealous.

If you spent an hour with Halle Berry, your girlfriend would react the same way the guy did. She may be hot and she may think your relationship is perfectly fine, but it's Halle freaking Berry we're talking about.

[thejumpa]

If your girl has a good head on her shoulders...then she wouldn't be flirting with a ball player at work. So what is there to worry about? Anybody who is actually worried probably has a ***** for a girlfriend or knows that they are ****ing up someway somehow...

[MELOgamaniac]

She witnessed Ray's stroke in person and she aint ever been to a celtics game ...u :mad: ?

[jrong]

And go on about how hot your girlfriend is. A "10", like Adriana Lima and Nicole Scherzinger.So she's a 10, she's a 2-- whatever she sold Ray Allen cigars. If you catch Ray at a Celtics game or in public and you approach him for an autograph-- ask him if a cigar shop girl sticks in his mind. That'll let you know she was either really hot or really butt-ugly, but probably not anywhere in between, or she wouldn't be memorable in any way....

[ShannonElements]

So she's a 10, she's a 2-- whatever she sold Ray Allen cigars.

You see, this contradicts the very nature of you bringing it up in the first place.

[Fatal9]

Why not try this tactic? I'd never post my pic on this forum for the same privacy reasons but I'll do it with this bar easily.

http://i39.tinypic.com/v79ldj.jpg

Using the black bar prevents her identity and we can determine reasonably well if she is good looking or not.

FYI ISH, I am not a Kobe fan. I borrowed someone elses KB jersey because it was really hot outside.

[cdbleb]

As other people have pointed out, even if she was a troll, it wouldn't be very hard for me capture a pic of a hot girl somewhere in cyberspace and claim it was her. So she's a 10, she's a 2-- whatever she sold Ray Allen cigars. If you catch Ray at a Celtics game or in public and you approach him for an autograph-- ask him if a cigar shop girl sticks in his mind. That'll let you know she was either really hot or really butt-ugly, but probably not anywhere in between, or she wouldn't be memorable in any way....

I think Ray Ray (Thats what I call him when we hang out) is stopping by for dinner next Tuesday. Ill ask him then and let you guys know.

[Mikaiel]

FYI ISH, I am not a Kobe fan. I borrowed someone elses KB jersey because it was really hot outside.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Thanks for the laugh :applause:

[GOBB]

So I guess all of you guys in this thread wouldn't worry at least a little bit if Ray Allen spent an hour with your girlfriend ?

You're insecure.

[thejumpa]

Seeing as Ray actually lives about 20 minutes from my house....I most definitely will ask him next time I see him....

I believe you, but I want to see if he remembers your girl...

[thejumpa]

GOBB your girl is bad....

[GOBB]

Why not try this tactic? I'd never post my pic on this forum for the same privacy reasons but I'll do it with this bar easily.

http://i39.tinypic.com/v79ldj.jpg

Using the black bar prevents her identity and we can determine reasonably well if she is good looking or not.

FYI ISH, I am not a Kobe fan. I borrowed someone elses KB jersey because it was really hot outside.

You should post that in the off court forum "Post ur Pix" thread. FashionIssues has a banner of all the posters who posted thier photos.

Thats a tight jersey. Tight meaning tight. :oldlol: Medium?

[Dasher]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/ummyea2-1.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/ummyea-1.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/sonya-1.jpg




Enjoy my sloppy seconds GoBB. Does she still toot it up to the left slightly when being hit from the back?

[zabuza666]

Yeah sure, if one of the most handsome guys in the NBA, and who's also rich as f*ck, spent an hour with your girlfriend, you'd be perfectly fine with it and not the least worried/jealous.

If you spent an hour with Halle Berry, your girlfriend would react the same way the guy did. She may be hot and she may think your relationship is perfectly fine, but it's Halle freaking Berry we're talking about.

Dude they were in a Cigar store.....seriously.

[ScottStuart]

He lives close enough that he went to the same concert that we did.

Also, this is a separate point, but it kind of goes without saying that if my girlfriend found out I posted pictures of her on a forum, she might break up with me and kick me out. And this is a woman, I've spent over two years with and plan to eventually marry. I'm not going to jeopardize that by making an even bigger lapse in judgment than the lapse in judgment because I had a lapse in judgment about what facts included in a story.

The only reason I even decided to post the story is because I haven't posted anything on here in a long time. My team's been out of the playoffs for weeks, so I haven't had much to talk about. In fact, I've been on a tennis board the last couple days talking French Open. But, this was a basketball-related story, so I decided to pop over here and share it.


Bull****, no she wont. I posted a pic of my ex gf a few years ago and she was loving the attention. You're playing dodgeball.

[lukeridnour08]

fukc pictures.
I want ****
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/1/2/a121768a2ccc8ac9a4de58265cb94382.jpg

[zabuza666]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/ummyea2-1.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/ummyea-1.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/sonya-1.jpg




You're insecure.

Nice man she's alight!

[Arti]

I can't believe you losers got SO worked up attacking this guy to post pictures of his girlfriend. Get a life.

[zabuza666]

Enjoy my sloppy seconds GoBB. Does she still toot it up to the left slightly when being hit from the back?

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[jrong]

He didn't post a thread under disguise to point out how hot his girlfriend is though. There's a difference.

Dude, I already explained this. By telling the story, I was going to face questions abouts about whether Ray tried to/did score her number/score with her. When I said no, I was going to be asked if that was because she was butt-fugly.

So, to head that off, I acknowledged that, yes, she is hot enough that someone of his staus would try, but that he hadn't tried. But, then, of course, when you admit your girlfriend's the ****, people may intepret it as if you're saying you're the ****, and then they'll jump all over that.

So I tried to preempt that by just explaining that I'm, no, Im just a guy who got extremely lucky in this area of life. However, then I got pounced on for that.

All of that aside, I shouldn't have worried about how I thought people might respond and tried to prevent it, and I should have just let them respond however they were gonna respond and not worried about it. But, look at it this way, I gave some of you a thread with which to keep yourself occupied befored the game tonight started....

[GOBB]

Enjoy my sloppy seconds GoBB. Does she still toot it up to the left slightly when being hit from the back?

:roll: :roll:

[OneMoreSucka]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/ummyea2-1.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/ummyea-1.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/sonya-1.jpg




You're insecure.
This thread has vastly improved.

[ScottStuart]

props gobb, you're girls nice man.

[Fatal9]

Thats a tight jersey. Tight meaning tight. :oldlol: Medium?
Like I said, it's not mine. ISH doesn't need to get this idea that I'm a KB fan (hurts my credibility as an unbiased poster). You try wearing a t-shirt during a heatwave in cinque terra.

[GOBB]

jrong, pm me the photo of her. I wont show anymore.

[Fatal9]

Dude, I already explained this. By telling the story, I was going to face questions abouts about whether Ray tried to/did score her number/score with her. When I said no, I was going to be asked is that because she was butt-fugly.

So, to head that off, I acknowledged that, yes, she is hot enough that someone of his staus would try, but that he hadn't tried. But, then, of course, when you admit your girlfriend's the ****, people may intepret it as if you're saying you're the ****, and then they'll jump all over that.

So I tried to preempt that by just explaining that I'm, no, i'm just a guy who got extremely lucky in this area of life. But, all of that aside, I shouldn't have worried about how I thought people might respond and tried to prevent that, and I should have just let them respond however they were gonna respond and not worried about it.

But, look at it this way, I gave some of you a thread with which to keep yourself occupied befored the game started....

What's wrong with the "black bar"? It kills your excuse of "someone hunting her down" (which is :oldlol: to being with).

[jaydacris]

jrong, pm me the photo of her. I wont show anymore.

http://rogerbourland.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/fingers-crossed.JPG

[Spudjjay]

Damn at GOBB's girl.

[Mikaiel]

You're insecure.

I wouldn't be like "OMG !!! What happened ?!?!?" and then ask her a ton of questions and then get mad at her or something, but if this happened, you wouldn't even say something like "So, was he good looking ?" or something like that ? :confusedshrug: And then I'd just laugh at whatever she'd say.

Nice pics btw.


(hurts my credibility as an unbiased poster).

Yeah, sure ...

[Arti]

Also, I think it's funny that if the OP says she's hot, nobody believes him. But if he posts pictures that could be ANYONE, everybody believes that it's her.

[Put Back Dunk]

I had to break my ISH creepy lurker status and actually post in this thread. Dude's story is very VCDAPTW-like. Is jrong a....."Handsome Man"? :D

[ShannonElements]

My McDonald's Story

So anyway I was at McDonald's yesterday, looking to plug the arteries up with some junk food, when they messed up my order. I had ordered a Big Mac and a medium fry, and they instead gave me a small fry. I was just going to overlook it, but my girlfriend(who is a total smoking hottie by the way, imagine prime Jessica Alba + the raw sex appeal of Eva Mendez mixed with a little exotic flavor from India...I mean she is a straight '10', most guys have to go jerk off in the bathroom spending just 5 minutes in her presence. Why she is with me I don't know, I mean, I'm a fairly average looking guy. Not ugly, mind you, but fairly average. Maybe it's just that she has self-esteem problems that festered since childhood, or maybe she's oblivious to dudes dropping loads all around her, or maybe she actually likes me for ME. Anywho, the guy behind the register didn't try to hit on her or anything, but that's probably only because he was intimidated by her presence and also not very sharp due to having just dropped a load in his pants) actually complained for me and I got a free sandwhich.

True story.

[JJ81]

Bet he got her number!

Isn't he married?

[Mississippi]

Enjoy my sloppy seconds GoBB. Does she still toot it up to the left slightly when being hit from the back?
:oldlol: Any pics with you beside the girl GOBB?

[bigkingsfan]

Isn't he married?
Since when did that stop anyone?

[thejumpa]

My McDonald's Story

So anyway I was at McDonald's yesterday, looking to plug the arteries up with some junk food, when they messed up my order. I had ordered a Big Mac and a medium fry, and they instead gave me a small fry. I was just going to overlook it, but my girlfriend(who is a total smoking hottie by the way, imagine prime Jessica Alba + the raw sex appeal of Eva Mendez mixed with a little exotic flavor from India...I mean she is a straight '10', most guys have to go jerk off in the bathroom spending just 5 minutes in her presence. Why she is with me I don't know, I mean, I'm a fairly average looking guy. Not ugly, mind you, but fairly average. Maybe it's just that she has self-esteem problems that festered since childhood, or maybe she's oblivious to dudes dropping loads all around her, or maybe she actually likes me for ME. Anywho, the guy behind the register didn't try to hit on her or anything, but that's probably only because he was intimidated by her presence and also not very sharp due to having just dropped a load in his pants) actually complained for me and I got a free sandwhich.

True story.

:roll: you guys are too much....

[jrong]

It kills your excuse of "someone hunting her down" (which is to being with).

She's had her fair share of stalkers in the store, as in the kind that come in to see her every day and won't leave-- not the kind of stalkers that follow you home (at least that we know about). Fortunately, the cigar shop owner is a very scary man, so he takes care of those situations quite effectively when they arise.

[JustinJDW]

I can't believe you losers got SO worked up attacking this guy to post pictures of his girlfriend. Get a life.I was thinking the exact same thing. :oldlol:

[GOBB]

I can't believe you losers got SO worked up attacking this guy to post pictures of his girlfriend. Get a life.

Its called busting/breaking someones balls.

[Fatal9]

My McDonald's Story

So anyway I was at McDonald's yesterday, looking to plug the arteries up with some junk food, when they messed up my order. I had ordered a Big Mac and a medium fry, and they instead gave me a small fry. I was just going to overlook it, but my girlfriend(who is a total smoking hottie by the way, imagine prime Jessica Alba + the raw sex appeal of Eva Mendez mixed with a little exotic flavor from India...I mean she is a straight '10', most guys have to go jerk off in the bathroom spending just 5 minutes in her presence. Why she is with me I don't know, I mean, I'm a fairly average looking guy. Not ugly, mind you, but fairly average. Maybe it's just that she has self-esteem problems that festered since childhood, or maybe she's oblivious to dudes dropping loads all around her, or maybe she actually likes me for ME. Anywho, the guy behind the register didn't try to hit on her or anything, but that's probably only because he was intimidated by her presence and also not very sharp due to having just dropped a load in his pants) actually complained for me and I got a free sandwhich.

True story.
:roll:

Exactly how it went down in the OP. Dude purposely sidetracked to make sure everyone understood how hot is alleged girlfriend was.

[KKittles30]

Isn't he married? LOL@ the notion of nba players and them being married like that makes them faithful...

http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt105/deaconfrost21/motivate.jpg

Think this picutre sums it all up best...

[Abraham Lincoln]

FYI ISH, I am not a Kobe fan.

Yes, and I be the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. :rolleyes:

[jrong]

Avi

[Mikaiel]

Avatar up (and won't be up for that long).

Are you crazy ? Now we'll know where you live :lol

[highwhey]

You mentioned she was a 10, on whats scale? From the avatar she doesn't seem like a 10. Appears to be a little too skinny imo.

[jrong]

Are you crazy ? Now we'll know where you live :lol

I don't follow you.

[MTing]

I don't follow you. I honestly don't know that much about online privacy, so please tell me right now, what information did I just reveal?
Sarcasm

[2LeTTeRS]

Avatar up (and won't be up for that long).

If your going to post the picture, then don't be a bitch about it. Just post the damn picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v301/kaotik03/jrongandgirl.jpg

[thejumpa]

is there anyway to enlarge the photo? Can't see much from that small of a pic...not that I care too much but.....doesn't look like a 10 from here(could be the size though).

[highwhey]

I don't follow you. I honestly don't know that much about online privacy, so please tell me right now, what information did I just reveal?
OMFG. Don't be so gullible, get your detector fixed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/Starfighter/sarcasm_detector.jpg

[jrong]

Sarcasm

Ok, thanks.


You mentioned she was a 10, on whats scale? From the avatar she doesn't seem like a 10. Appears to be a little too skinny imo.

Maybe being in love makes me biased.

[highwhey]

Ok, thanks.



Maybe being in love makes me biased.



Enlarge your screen to the max (1000%).
lol, I'm viewing this from my 47" lcd. of course, the res is at 19x12 but even lowering it to the lowest res gets you nowhere. then again, you could always use the zoom tool but it's quality isn't the best ether.

[icewill36]

he probably got her pregnant like he did La La

[highwhey]

My advice, if it's true, go bang your girlfriend, take her out to dinner or w/e. Get out of ISH, people will continue to anoy you because this is the internet, a place crawaling with kids still sucking on their mothers ******s. Get on with your life, ignore these people including the mighty GOBB. Get yourself a rootbeer float, you deserve one for getting that chick. I said she didn't appear like a 10, but mind you, she's beautiful and you appear to appreciate that.

[BRabbiT]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v301/kaotik03/jrongandgirl.jpg[/QUOTE]

this thread was hilarious.

fwiw, she's pretty hot, 7/10

[bence23]

:roll:

[lukeridnour08]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v301/kaotik03/jrongandgirl.jpg

Shoulders to pointy.
Would not hit.

[jrong]

fwiw, she's pretty hot, 7/10

Seven out of ten?! I know boyfriends are biased, so I own up to that fact when I give her a ten rating. But, I would love to see some of the women you probably rank as tens before they've been done up by their hair and makeup artists (celebrity women I mean). I wonder what rank you'd give them in those pictures. Especially if you didn't know who they were in those photos and thought they were just random chicks.

[zabuza666]

Seven out of ten?! I know boyfriends are biased, so I own up to that fact when I give her a ten rating. But, I would love to see some of the women you probably rank as tens before they've been done up by their hair and makeup artists (celebrity women I mean). I wonder what rank you'd give them in those pictures. Especially if you didn't know who they were in those photos and thought they were just random chicks.

Dude you're girlfriend isn't even close to being a 10. I'd probably pick GOBB's ex (or current w/e) over yours.

[Samurai Swoosh]

I have no doubt in my mind she plays the dumb card on this dude, acting as if she doesn't realize she's being hit on. All girls recognize getting hit on, and they love it even more (suprisingly) when they DO have a b/f. I've boned countless girls as the bad boy on the side who they cheat on their boring b/f with and they tell it to me all the time. It's the thrill of them getting recongized by new men outside of the face they see ad nauseum on a regular basis.

She said she spent an hour talking to him showing him the store. How big is this store? If a man goes to a cigar boutique, I'm sure he's smoked before and knows what he's looking for ... so why would she need to tutor him on various cigars? LOL

Guarantee she let Jesus get alittle playtime in her mouth in one of the cigar rooms.

hahaha

She was saying "Jesus ... Jesus" ala He Got Game.

[vert48]

Did he have her Lewinsky them first?

[zabuza666]

I have no doubt in my mind she plays the dumb card on this dude, acting as if she doesn't realize she's being hit on. All girls recognize getting hit on, and they love it even more (suprisingly) when they DO have a b/f. I've boned countless girls as the bad boy on the side who they cheat on their boring b/f with and they tell it to me all the time. It's the thrill of them getting recongized by new men outside of the face they see ad nauseum on a regular basis.

She said she spent an hour talking to him showing him the store. How big is this store? If a man goes to a cigar boutique, I'm sure he's smoked before and knows what he's looking for ... so why would she need to tutor him on various cigars? LOL

Guarantee she let Jesus get alittle playtime in her mouth in one of the cigar rooms.

hahaha

She was saying "Jesus ... Jesus" ala He Got Game.

Congrats on establishing that you're a ****.

[Samurai Swoosh]

Congrats on establishing that you're a ****.
That's already a known fact. Get your ISH together.

:pimp:

[zabuza666]

That's already a known fact. Get your ISH together.

:pimp:

Tbh man I dno how you can cheat/help someone cheat. I have too much empathy to do that to someone, I'd feel absolutely terrible :confusedshrug:

[Samurai Swoosh]

Tbh man I dno how you can cheat/help someone cheat. I have too much empathy to do that to someone, I'd feel absolutely terrible :confusedshrug:
Listen, the price to play. Ultimately, I'm just a man with a high sex drive, who likes good looking girls. If I don't have a woman, I'm going to talk to any and everything that catches my fancy. If said dude's g/f was feeling the vibe, and wanted a piece of me ... why is that my fault? I'm doing what any red blooded American man would do. If anything the faulty morality of the situation lies on the willingly cheating g/f. I've had some straight up tell me that have a b/f, others said they don't even when they did. I just gave them something they weren't getting, I guess.

But like I said, if I had a g/f, I wouldn't cheat on her. And when I'm with one woman, I do everything I can to hold it down so she wouldn't want to step outside the relationship. Obviously these fellas were slipping in some form or fashion.

It wasn't like the chicks were married. So STFU ... I'm not a home wrecker.

[zabuza666]

Listen, the price to play. Ultimately, I'm just a man with a high sex drive, who likes good looking girls. If I don't have a woman, I'm going to talk to any and everything that catches my fancy. If said dude's g/f was feeling the vibe, and wanted a piece of me ... why is that my fault? I'm doing what any red blooded American man would do. If anything the faulty morality of the situation lies on the willingly cheating g/f. I've had some straight up tell me that have a b/f, others said they don't even when they did. I just gave them something they weren't getting, I guess.

But like I said, if I had a g/f, I wouldn't cheat on her. And when I'm with one woman, I do everything I can to hold it down so she wouldn't want to step outside the relationship. Obviously these fellas were slipping in some form or fashion.

It wasn't like the chicks were married. So STFU ... I'm not a home wrecker.

Look at it this way, if a dude ****ed your gf while knowing she had a bf you'd want to beat the living **** out of him (and rightfully so). Personally I see that both the g/f and the other man are in the wrong, cause both have displayed a lack of care/empathy towards the feelings of the b/f. Imo it just breaks a mancode, it's **** you just don't do.

Tbh though karma will probs bite you in the ass, cause you'll end up getting with a chick who will cheat on you for the same reason you've helped others cheat on their b/fs. Also just because they're married doesn't mean they're not in a long term relationship, so you've still probs acted like a home wrecker at one point.

[gxL]

So she calls me from the cigar shop where she works and apparently Jesus Shuttlesworth himself came in. She knew who he was anyway, but it would have been confirmed for her if she hadn't known because the shop filled up real quick as people in other stores around the plaza started piling in as they heard had who showed up.

Anyway, she spent over an hour with him, taking him around the shop and reccommending different cigars "for his parties". I asked and she said she didn't think he was hitting on her, but she can be pretty dense about that.

(You see I'm one of those lucky m-er f-ers that gets to date a girl who is WAY better looking than him either because "looks aren't that important to her" or she has low self-esteem issues or she thinks I'm much more attractive than I am or whatever. But, seriously, I'm not lying. I'm at best a 7.5 - 8. She's beyond a 10. We went to see Dashboard Confessional at Six Flags, and the lead singer spent the entire show eye-f*cking her from the stage. Even she wasn't so dense that she missed that fact that day).

Anyway, so Ray-Ray signed a few autographs, but didn't pose for any pictures. He paid in cash. Then he left in a light blue Navigator (he came in by himself).

Oh and he haggled to get better deals! There was a humidor that was $495. He said he'd buy it if he could get it for $400. She sold him the humidor.


Oh yeah, I forgot to say-- go Magic!
post pics of your gf

[Dasher]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/ummyea2-1.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/ummyea-1.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/sonya-1.jpg




Enjoy my sloppy seconds GoBB. Does she still toot it up to the left slightly when being hit from the back?

[L8kersfan222]

I have no doubt in my mind she plays the dumb card on this dude, acting as if she doesn't realize she's being hit on. All girls recognize getting hit on, and they love it even more (suprisingly) when they DO have a b/f.


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[Toizumi]

Listen, the price to play. Ultimately, I'm just a man with a high sex drive, who likes good looking girls. If I don't have a woman, I'm going to talk to any and everything that catches my fancy. If said dude's g/f was feeling the vibe, and wanted a piece of me ... why is that my fault? I'm doing what any red blooded American man would do. If anything the faulty morality of the situation lies on the willingly cheating g/f. I've had some straight up tell me that have a b/f, others said they don't even when they did. I just gave them something they weren't getting, I guess.

But like I said, if I had a g/f, I wouldn't cheat on her. And when I'm with one woman, I do everything I can to hold it down so she wouldn't want to step outside the relationship. Obviously these fellas were slipping in some form or fashion.

It wasn't like the chicks were married. So STFU ... I'm not a home wrecker.

everything about that post yelled virginity :violin:

[kkling]

I have no doubt in my mind she plays the dumb card on this dude, acting as if she doesn't realize she's being hit on. All girls recognize getting hit on, and they love it even more (suprisingly) when they DO have a b/f. I've boned countless girls as the bad boy on the side who they cheat on their boring b/f with and they tell it to me all the time. It's the thrill of them getting recongized by new men outside of the face they see ad nauseum on a regular basis.

She said she spent an hour talking to him showing him the store. How big is this store? If a man goes to a cigar boutique, I'm sure he's smoked before and knows what he's looking for ... so why would she need to tutor him on various cigars? LOL

Guarantee she let Jesus get alittle playtime in her mouth in one of the cigar rooms.

hahaha

She was saying "Jesus ... Jesus" ala He Got Game.

Have you ever talked to a woman? Clearly, no.

[John Smith]

that black girl is decent. she's good for a philly broad though. but you can tell she has one of those lisps and and probably sounds ghetto as hell. still though, not bad to look at. chickenhead.

[BankShot]

everything about that post yelled virginity :violin:

Truth be told :roll:

[TruthKGRay3412]

I had to break my ISH creepy lurker status and actually post in this thread. Dude's story is very VCDAPTW-like. Is jrong a....."Handsome Man"? :D

PBD! :eek:

[GOBB]

that black girl is decent. she's good for a philly broad though. but you can tell she has one of those lisps and and probably sounds ghetto as hell. still though, not bad to look at. chickenhead.

Everytime you type you are wrong. She is from Coatesville jackass.



everything about that post yelled virginity

:roll: :roll:

[GOBB]

Get yourself a rootbeer float, you deserve one for getting that chick.

:roll:

[Sriracha]

What the hell is going on in this thread? Should I bother reading from the first page?

[Samurai Swoosh]

everything about that post yelled virginity :violin:
LOL ...

[Samurai Swoosh]

:roll: :roll:
GOBB, you know what also yells virginity. The fact that you've spent every waking second of the last decade almost on this very site.

:roll:

[GOBB]

I am mad you are laughing at me. So I'm going to call you a virgin back!

:roll: Classic

[niko]

Listen, the price to play. Ultimately, I'm just a man with a high sex drive, who likes good looking girls. If I don't have a woman, I'm going to talk to any and everything that catches my fancy. If said dude's g/f was feeling the vibe, and wanted a piece of me ... why is that my fault? I'm doing what any red blooded American man would do. If anything the faulty morality of the situation lies on the willingly cheating g/f. I've had some straight up tell me that have a b/f, others said they don't even when they did. I just gave them something they weren't getting, I guess.

But like I said, if I had a g/f, I wouldn't cheat on her. And when I'm with one woman, I do everything I can to hold it down so she wouldn't want to step outside the relationship. Obviously these fellas were slipping in some form or fashion.

It wasn't like the chicks were married. So STFU ... I'm not a home wrecker.

This, including your nickname of Samurai Swoosh is funny on so many levels. Do people think anyone believes the stupid crap they write? :hammerhead:

[Bruinzzz]

GOBB, you know what also yells virginity. The fact that you've spent every waking second of the last decade almost on this very site.

:roll:
That's exactly what I was thinking. :hammertime:

[Ben Jordan]

that black girl is decent. she's good for a philly broad though. but you can tell she has one of those lisps and and probably sounds ghetto as hell. still though, not bad to look at. chickenhead.
:roll: too true.

[Boris Pen]

You misspelled blunts.