Official ISH Like Yoda Speak Thread

[rufuspaul]

Like wet bags of shit, Canadianballer is.

Humorous, Dasher I find, and full of wit.

Much swag has this Jayguevara , but truthful is it?

:banana: Dancing banana much misused it is.

[emsteez forreal]

Like wet bags of shit, Canadianballer is.

Humorous, Dasher I find, and full of wit.

Much swag has this Jayguevara , but truthful is it?

:banana: Dancing banana much misused it is.

:oldlol:

[ZeN]

Interest, much it holds. Yet..participate, people will do?

[rufuspaul]

Interest, much it holds. Yet..participate, people will do?

Perhaps, but be it the will of the Force, then fail it must.

[ZeN]

Perhaps, but be it the will of the Force, then fail it must.


...hmmm..in you, the eye of the jew, I see.

If success you seek not, then dissapointment, arrive it will never...

[rufuspaul]

...hmmm..in you, the eye of the jew, I see.

If success you seek not, then dissapointment, arrive it will never...

Success, when arrive it does, the Force to thank it will.

[Ass Dan]

despite it's initial gayness this thread never lived up to its potential. Coulda been special.

[rufuspaul]

despite it's initial gayness this thread never lived up to its potential. Coulda been special.

Worst Yoda speak ever. Da f*ck outta here the Force commands you!

[Ass Dan]

Worst Yoda speak ever. Da f*ck outta here the Force commands you!

not Yoda speak homie, if it was, it'd sound (read) like this:

almost dead gay thread, can come alive, if bump by a straight man.

only straight poster can save the gay thread.

[rufuspaul]

almost dead gay thread alive can come, if by a straight man bumped.

only straight poster the gay thread can save.


fixed

[ZeN]

Homo. No?

[RidonKs]

in your midichlorian count, gay gene i detect. your true sexual identity, you must hide, or successful jedi, you will not become. either that, or dadt, you must repeal. your local congressperson, you should call.

[rufuspaul]

in your midichlorian count, gay gene i detect. your true sexual identity, you must hide, or successful jedi, you will not become. either that, or dadt, you must repeal. your local congressperson, you should call.

Perhaps young master Jedi Ridonks, the best manner for Ass Dan coming out suggest you can?

[Jasi]

How in English Yoda does speak, no idea I have.
:confusedshrug:

[RidonKs]

that i have experience in such matters, do you suggest? that sh*t up your ass, you can cram, if another flamer joke, i hear. need this anymore, i certainly do not. tolerant and friendly, i thought you were. prick.

but if my advice, you want, paint his chest with the pride flag, Ass Dan should, and run through his high school naked screaming Viva Liberace, he should do too. good suggestions, all of these are.

[rufuspaul]

that i have experience in such matters, do you suggest? that sh*t up your ass, you can cram, if another flamer joke, i hear. need this anymore, i certainly do not. tolerant and friendly, i thought you were. prick.

but if my advice, you want, paint his chest with the pride flag, Ass Dan should, and run through his high school naked screaming Viva Liberace, he should do too. good suggestions, all of these are.

:oldlol:

Strong with this one the Force is.

[rufuspaul]

How in English Yoda does speak, no idea I have.
:confusedshrug:

Not bad. Now if you could do it in Italian we'd be most impressed.

[Jasi]

Not bad. Now if you could do it in Italian we'd be most impressed.

Molto gentile la tua richiesta

[rufuspaul]

[quote=Jasi]Molto gentile la tua richiesta

[ZeN]

A dormir voy ahora, commentar mas quisiera.

[Jasi]

According to google translate:

Very nice your request.
Defend from this place you have stupid people.
And if the effort to follow the path you decide to find a free bathroom first established

:lol
:-D quite off But maybe you get the sense
When I get back at my pc i'll explain


EDIT
So it would go (if my Yoda Speak is good)
Very nice your request is.
Defend from stupid users this place you have to.
And if to follow the way of the Strain you choose, at least that the restroom is vacant make sure.

In the Italian version of Spaceballs, the Force is translated as "lo Sforzo" meaning the strain (especially, you know, in a gastrointestinal sense)

[Yoda]

Mockery I feel. Tease me do you?

[Im so nba'd out]

Virgins, you are


did i do it right guys?