Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty

[Master Templar]

Brethren, hear me. I, the master templar, guardian of the holy secrets, have decided to bravely grace this board to destroy the web of lies that the Black Hand has weaved. Those heretics, otherwise known as the Masonic order, the Illuminati, have poisoned the minds of the common man with fallacies- all in an attempt to subjugate the masses, to create a new world order using the media to spread their influence globally.

I have embarked on a crusade to spread the Gospel of the one true basketball God- the san graal, the holy blood line. Kobe Bean Bryant, the possessor of infinite basketball prowess is the GOAT, but the infidels who run the machine have worked for decades to conceal this from the public.

Twas not a number he bore on his person, rather the symbol for the divine- infinity

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CSYC3654L._AA280_.jpg

8= http://www.holylandmap.net/The_Little_Prince_Lands/eeight.files/image009.jpg

Stern and his hoarde of heretics realized the hidden meaning and hatched a conspiracy to suppress this knowledge, but the holy one outwitted their lot...

24=2x4= 8= infinity

Now look at the other side of the equation.

numbers sacred to the Masons/Illuminati- 9, 11, 13, 33, 55

Lebron James= 11 letters
#23= 2 3s= 33

Michael Jordan=13 letters
#23=2 3s= 33
#45=4+5=9
Famously scoredd 55 against the Knicks while wearing #45

These pawns are used to further the goals of creating a new world order, and amassing riches for the corporations that fly under the Illumanati banner (NBA, ESPN, Nike, Gatorade,etc). Once the heretic Jordan was no longer serviceable, the wicked ones created a new pawn in Young James. It is only a matter of time before he is proclaimed the newest GOAT. I cringe at the thought of such sacrilege being propogated. It's all there...

The Eye sees all brethren.

http://www.telemosaic.com/sales/mason/site-eye-book.gif

http://christkeep.com/images/freemasonry/mason_seal.jpg

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/300.cbs.logo.042208.jpg

[Disaprine]

:roll:

[Orlando Magic]

haha

[StroShow4]

I don't know whether to lol or delete this.

[Automajic23]

this is some hilarious crack rock

[Pain of Thought]

What the fu_k is that sh_t?

[Killbot]

8= infinity

LOL

[Disaprine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psoafjQUaFo&feature=channel_page
n sync is part of the new world order and is Anti-Christ. :applause:

[KenneBell]

5 stars!!! I believe! :bowdown:

[Pain of Thought]

What if he's right?

:(

Maybe this would explain the Sacramento Kings being raped of their NBA title a good 7 or 8 years.

[Master Templar]

5 stars!!! I believe! :bowdown:

Yes brethren, believe, see through the lies...

[Master Templar]

What if he's right?

:(

Maybe this would explain the Sacramento Kings being raped of their NBA title a good 7 or 8 years.

Tis all part of the grand swindling conspiracy, the eye sees all, it's pawns control all.

[Juges8932]

LOOOOOOOOL, hahahaha, this was well done. :roll:

[Master Templar]

I don't know whether to lol or delete this.

Ah yes, a pawn of the black hand. Do as you will, thou cannot silence the truth forever. You serve your master Stern well.

[Killbot]

Tis all part of the grand swindling conspiracy, the eye sees all, it's pawns control all.

The eye could be blind.

[TheAnchorman]

The eye could be blind.
Or retarded as fukc. Give it up, gimmick.

[Master Templar]

The eye could be blind.

Do not subscribe to such follies, the eye is not blind, it is ever vigilant. Why, my being here, spreading the Gospel warrants a death sentence.

[dbugz]

Ohhhhh Shiiiitttttt hahahahahahaha


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Mod Stick this pls. :oldlol:

[Pain of Thought]

Tis all part of the grand swindling conspiracy, the eye sees all, it's pawns control all.

How the hell do you know all this? You can barely lace up your sneakers, much less know the deepest secrets of the Illuminati.

[TheAnchorman]

Ohhhhh Shiiiitttttt


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Mod Stick this pls. :oldlol:
Agreed!! Sticky this for at least a week, I want to see the replies pile up, the insults thrown towards the OP and the OP bravely defying his fellow ISHers and giving nuggets of his infinite wisdom every post.

[Pain of Thought]

If this thread is deleted, would it be safe to say it was a conspiracy theory? I for one believe the Illuminati is alive and well. I believe the Illuminati will one day be responsible for the downfall of a modern and free civilization as we know it. Be aware of the Illuminati, be very aware.

(I do call bullshit on this OP's claims however).

[Master Templar]

Or retarded as fukc. Give it up, gimmick.

The heretics shall never give up the fight for control of mankind's soul so easily.

Alas, The illuminati has been a fixture in World politics for many millenia. Look no further than everyday objects and symbols to see their pervasive, ever-reaching influence:

http://www.pyramidofman.com/blog/images/01_menkaure_pyramid.jpg

http://shopstampafe.com/images/T/Egyptian-eye.gif

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/techchron/2006/07/06/aol.jpg

http://www.theallseeingeye.tv/masonic%20star.gif

And who controls the international media, thou ask?

http://oddballers-ink.com/images/Star%20of%20David.png

[dbugz]

and there goes Jonny Flynn next to the images :roll: :roll:
Hahaha!

[Master Templar]

and there goes Jonny Flynn next to the images :roll: :roll:
Hahaha!

Tis no coincidence brethren, there be 13 letters in Jonathan Flynn. He is another in the long list of pawns.

[HylianNightmare]

so the jews control the media?
if you are going to make a joke account at least pick subject matter that doesn't suck

like a jedi...or superman

[Master Templar]

Further food for thought:

Sacred geometry is geometry used in the design of sacred architecture and sacred art. The basic belief is that geometry and mathematical ratios, harmonics and proportion are also found in music, light, and cosmology. This value system is seen as widespread even in prehistory, a cultural universal of the human condition. It is considered foundational to building sacred structures such as temples, mosques, megaliths, monuments and churches; sacred spaces such as altars, temenoi and tabernacles; meeting places such as sacred groves, village greens and holy wells and the creation of religious art, iconography and using "divine" proportions


The symbol of the Masonic Order:

http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/mason_01.jpg

The mark of the beast:

http://www.logobob.com/logodesignhistory/logo_jordan_alt.gif

The 13 letters in 'Michael Jordan' and the #23 (2 3s = 33) be more fodder for thy cannon. The formation of the heretic's legs not only form the blasphemous pyramid, but also are a product of the Masonic sacred geometry.

[bleedinpurpleTwo]

Johnny Flynn is watching you!!

[Dave3]

I have your worst nightmare...

http://vardenfell.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/altair.jpg

[Pain of Thought]

The 13 letters in 'Michael Jordan' and the #23 (2 3s = 33) be more fodder for thy cannon. The formation of the heretic's legs not only form the blasphemous pyramid, but also are a product of the Masonic sacred geometry.
:oldlol:

[Master Templar]

I have your worst nightmare...

http://vardenfell.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/altair.jpg

Ah yes, Brother Altair, a pious and steadfast warrior of virtue.

[Killbot]

The symbol of the Masonic Order:

http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/mason_01.jpg

.

I thought of Gatorade when I first saw that pic. :oldlol:

[Master Templar]

:oldlol:

Tis comedy to thine eyes and ears?

Art thou privy to this nugget of wisdom?

The Anti-Kobe's birthdate, the day of the beast: February 17, 1963

2/17/1963

2 X 17=34; 1X9X6=54+3= 57

57-34=23

23 (2 3s= 33)

[Master Templar]

I thought of Gatorade when I first saw that pic. :oldlol:

Thou art starting to free thy chained mind.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0AxZHWIQBLI/SYYyYdv3FYI/AAAAAAAAB1A/IF3-aLApB5Q/s320/Mason+symbol+2.jpg

http://nicekicks.com/images/jordan-gatorade-dunk-contest-ad-2.jpg

[Skyscraper]

Where is Altair when you need him to kill templars?

[Master Templar]

Where is Altair when you need him to kill templars?

Thou art still not convinced?

When the anti-Kobe could not get out of the first round, he pledged himself to be the pawn of the dark ones- to be used as they saw fit. They sent him this:

http://www.jordan-shoes.net/wp/scottie-pippen/pippen_1.jpg

Tis an oddity to bare witness to a Small Forward donning the number 33 is it not?

And now that the failure of the 'chosen one' to dethrone our lord and savior is an affront to Stern and his minions, he has arranged this to be sent to Cleveland:


http://cache0.techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shaq9.jpg


Shaquille O'Neal hasn't picked out a house in Cleveland yet. He has chosen a jersey number -- his old one.

Traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers on Thursday, the 15-time All-Star has decided to wear 33, the team confirmed Friday. That's the number O'Neal wore in high school and at LSU before turning pro. O'Neal wore No. 32 when he was in Orlando, Miami and Phoenix.

-Shaq going back to No. 33

But tis all a mere coincidence, would thoust agree?

[Dave3]

Ah yes, Brother Altair, a pious and steadfast warrior of virtue.
Altair killed you templars! How you survived is a mystery to me!

[Master Templar]

Altair killed you templars! How you survived is a mystery to me!

Tis a myth propogated by dark forces, brother Altair is as committed to the cause as ever. The Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Kobe and of the Temple of Solomon is alive and well. 10 hail Kobes and thou shall be on thy way.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l82/bsnofsky/KobeWings.jpg

[Skyscraper]

everyone knows the league is fixed.

I just found your gimmick amusing. But the fact you put forth quite a lot of effort deserves applause.

Certainly better than Charizard, Secret Police, and DON.

[Master Templar]

everyone knows the league is fixed.


The ignorant masses are too far ingrained into the machine. In the face of all the evidence, they shall still deny the obvious. The conspiracy goes farther than fixing games, tis much bigger than basketball.

[DonDadda59]

This has been very enlightening :applause:

[Babalu]

Posting in a legendary thread.

[Master Templar]

This has been very enlightening :applause:

Tis my mission, good sir, to spread the truth. The true Gospel of our lord and savior, not the blasphemy of 'The King'. Not the false teachings of his 'Airness'.

Glad am I that you have seen the light.

[Automajic23]

Lebron should be the mighty god and Kobe should be the anti-christ imo

[Master Templar]

Lebron should be the mighty god and Kobe should be the anti-christ imo

Blasphemy!

[Automajic23]

Blasphemy!

Guess I better go to confession for that one

[TheAnchorman]

I have seen the light! Kobe is God.

[Master Templar]

I have seen the light! Kobe is God.

No, he is the carrier of the holy bloodline- the san graal. He is the human form of he who is called Yahweh.


Guess I better go to confession for that one

10 hail Kobes should normally cleanse thy soul.

You, however, carry the number of the beast. There may be no saving you afterall.

[Abraham Lincoln]

No, he is the carrier of the holy bloodline- the san graal. He is the human form of he who is called Yahweh.



10 hail Kobes should normally cleanse thy soul.

You, however, carry the number of the beast. There may be no saving you afterall.
Shame on me for doubting thou. :roll:

Welcome home my fellow wise man, for it now be the responsibility of thou to continue spreading the kindred creedence of the wise man to all the common men of the land and hypocritical savages alike. Best of luck in thy aspiring quest.

[TheAnchorman]

No, he is the carrier of the holy bloodline- the san graal. He is the human form of he who is called Yahweh.



10 hail Kobes should normally cleanse thy soul.

You, however, carry the number of the beast. There may be no saving you afterall.
Hail Kobe full of grace, power, and athleticism, the Basketball Gods are with you. Blessed art thou among NBA players and blessed is the fruit of thy mid-ranged J. Holy Kobe lord of all, play for us mere mortals, now and unto the hour of our basketball lives amen.

Is that how it goes?

[Master Templar]

Shame on me for doubting thou. :roll:

Welcome home my fellow wise man, for it now be the responsibility of thou to continue spreading the kindred creedence of the wise man to all the common men of the land and hypocritical savages alike. Best of luck in thy aspiring quest.


What did Abraham Lincoln think of Freemasonry and why did he never become a member of our fraterntiy? In 1860 the Grand Lodge of Illinois recessed their meeting being held durng the presidential campaign to call on Mr. Lincoln. During that meeting Lincoln is reported to have told the calling committee "Gentleman, I have always entertained a profound respect for the Masonic fraternity and have long cherished a desire to become a member."

When a Mason told Lincoln during that campaign that all of the other candidates were Freemasons, especially noting that Stephen A. Douglas was a member of the Masonic lodge in Springfield, Illinois (Lincoln's hometown), Lincoln replied, "I am not a Freemason, Dr. Morris, though I have great respect for the institution."

Art thou a member of the sinister fraternity or art thou truly a wise man?

[Abraham Lincoln]

Hail Kobe full of grace, power, and athleticism, the Basketball Gods are with you. Blessed art thou among NBA players and blessed is the fruit of thy mid-ranged J. Holy Kobe lord of all, play for us mere mortals, now and unto the hour of our basketball lives amen.

Is that how it goes?
Tis the true words of a wise man. My his kindred soul and spirit resonate in our lives and you hold the image representation of the real wise man to heart, for he shall never be forgotten.

http://i44.tinypic.com/250npmv.jpg

:hammertime:

[Master Templar]

Hail Kobe full of grace, power, and athleticism, the Basketball Gods are with you. Blessed art thou among NBA players and blessed is the fruit of thy mid-ranged J. Holy Kobe lord of all, play for us mere mortals, now and unto the hour of our basketball lives amen.

Is that how it goes?

Thou art cleansed for now. The arcangel blesses you with his presence.

http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq62/King-Mufasa/nikebasketball_kobe_02.jpg

[Abraham Lincoln]

Art thou a member of the sinister fraternity or art thou truly a wise man?
The fraternity be the very likes of what thou be promoting, for the greatest basketball player be Wilton Norman Chamberlain. Alas, the wise man also has a true sense of kindred potential, for your wise man status be soley reliant on the accuracy of this very creedence, which I be here to provide thou with assistance and instruction. Thou has shown the light in thy non hypocratic diplomacy.

[TryToBeUnbias]

:roll: :applause:

[inclinerator]

25+352-232+2012-10-15+215-24 kobe+8kobe+ the signs of the devil 666

equals???
zomg..

the number 23
wait wut?

[Master Templar]

The fraternity be the very likes of what thou be promoting, for the greatest basketball player be Wilton Norman Chamberlain. Alas, the wise man also has a true sense of kindred potential, for your wise man status be soley reliant on the accuracy of this very creedence, which I be here to provide thou with assistance and instruction. Thou has shown the light in thy non hypocratic diplomacy.

Look at the number he doth don, need I say more?

http://www.nba.com/media/wilt_300_070125.jpg

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/Wilt%20Chamberlain.jpg

[simcjt]

http://www.jordan-shoes.net/wp/scottie-pippen/pippen_1.jpg

Tis an oddity to bare witness to a Small Forward donning the number 33 is it not?

And now that the failure of the 'chosen one' to dethrone our lord and savior is an affront to Stern and his minions, he has arranged this to be sent to Cleveland:


http://cache0.techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shaq9.jpg



But tis all a mere coincidence, would thoust agree?[/QUOTE]
:applause: lol this is what did it for me

[Godfather]

Jefferson $ with another gimmick. I though the freak quit.

[Master Templar]

:applause: lol this is what did it for me

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u75/tombraudy12/NBACHAMPS.jpg

http://i723.photobucket.com/albums/ww231/sportmil/974-DEP_17shaqembeddedprod_affiliat.jpg

The conspiracy has legs, tis ready to run brethren.

[inclinerator]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f384/i_c_y_s/666.jpg

[GreatGreg]

LOL wow, I had a good lol

[TheAnchorman]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f384/i_c_y_s/666.jpg
LOL OP won't take kindly to that hahahahaha.

[Master Templar]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f384/i_c_y_s/666.jpg

A weaker individual would be angered by such blasphemies, but the virtuous warrior remains steadfast, unmoved by the ignorance of the blind.

http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/harris/kobe-bryant-los-angeles-lakers.jpg

Blessed are his infinite faculties.

[Godfather]

Is adultery no longer a sin?

[Alpha Wolf]

Further food for thought:

Sacred geometry is geometry used in the design of sacred architecture and sacred art. The basic belief is that geometry and mathematical ratios, harmonics and proportion are also found in music, light, and cosmology. This value system is seen as widespread even in prehistory, a cultural universal of the human condition. It is considered foundational to building sacred structures such as temples, mosques, megaliths, monuments and churches; sacred spaces such as altars, temenoi and tabernacles; meeting places such as sacred groves, village greens and holy wells and the creation of religious art, iconography and using "divine" proportions


The symbol of the Masonic Order:

http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/mason_01.jpg

The mark of the beast:

http://www.logobob.com/logodesignhistory/logo_jordan_alt.gif

The 13 letters in 'Michael Jordan' and the #23 (2 3s = 33) be more fodder for thy cannon. The formation of the heretic's legs not only form the blasphemous pyramid, but also are a product of the Masonic sacred geometry.



:eek:


what about when MJ switched his number to 45

[Master Templar]

Is adultery no longer a sin?

Stern and his minions tempted our lord and savior with the wicked pale flesh. Twas the Last Temptation of Kobe, Lord Scorsese is in the temple readying to release a film of the same title, to venerate the holy one and clear his name.

[Batman]

Brethren, hear me. I, the master templar, guardian of the holy secrets, have decided to bravely grace this board to destroy the web of lies that the Black Hand has weaved. Those heretics, otherwise known as the Masonic order, the Illuminati, have poisoned the minds of the common man with fallacies- all in an attempt to subjugate the masses, to create a new world order using the media to spread their influence globally.

I have embarked on a crusade to spread the Gospel of the one true basketball God- the san graal, the holy blood line. Kobe Bean Bryant, the possessor of infinite basketball prowess is the GOAT, but the infidels who run the machine have worked for decades to conceal this from the public.

Twas not a number he bore on his person, rather the symbol for the divine- infinity

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CSYC3654L._AA280_.jpg

8= http://codem.ro/einstein/Infinity-Symbol.gif

Stern and his hoarde of heretics realized the hidden meaning and hatched a conspiracy to suppress this knowledge, but the holy one outwitted their lot...

24=2x4= 8= infinity

Now look at the other side of the equation.

numbers sacred to the Masons/Illuminati- 9, 11, 13, 33, 55

Lebron James= 11 letters
#23= 2 3s= 33

Michael Jordan=13 letters
#23=2 3s= 33
#45=4+5=9
Famously scoredd 55 against the Knicks while wearing #45

These pawns are used to further the goals of creating a new world order, and amassing riches for the corporations that fly under the Illumanati banner (NBA, ESPN, Nike, Gatorade,etc). Once the heretic Jordan was no longer serviceable, the wicked ones created a new pawn in Young James. It is only a matter of time before he is proclaimed the newest GOAT. I cringe at the thought of such sacrilege being propogated. It's all there...

The Eye sees all brethren.

http://www.telemosaic.com/sales/mason/site-eye-book.gif

http://christkeep.com/images/freemasonry/mason_seal.jpg

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/300.cbs.logo.042208.jpg


3 words LIL OJ MAYO. how many gimmicks is this fool going to have?

[simcjt]

:eek:


what about when MJ switched his number to 45
He actually explained that in page 2 or something lol worth reading all the post

Extra credit if this can somehow be related to Kobe being the cover man in the 10th anniversary nba 2k10

[Master Templar]

:eek:


what about when MJ switched his number to 45

My wise brethren, it is great to finally converse with one who sees beyond the lies. But I have covered that issue already, my initial post.

[Godfather]

Stern and his minions tempted our lord and savior with the wicked pale flesh. Twas the Last Temptation of Kobe, Lord Scorsese is in the temple readying to release a film of the same title, to venerate the holy one and clear his name.

I am pretty sure the ten commandments clearly says, "Do not commit adultery."

You can't go back on the ten commandments J$...

[simcjt]

I am pretty sure the ten commandments clearly says, "Do not commit adultery."

You can't go back on the ten commandments J$...
That's irrelevant to one's divinity. Without sin one can't truly become divine

[Master Templar]

I am pretty sure the ten commandments clearly says, "Do not commit adultery."

You can't go back on the ten commandments J$...

Thomas Jefferson is one of antiquity's most known Masons, one of the original architects of the Illuminati power base we know as the United States (from 13 original colonies), I do not affiliate myself with anyone who would support him by name on an internet forum.

Secondly, The 10 commandments do not apply to the ethereal, the godly. Our lord and savior is not ruled by that which man is bound.

[Master Templar]

He actually explained that in page 2 or something lol worth reading all the post

Extra credit if this can somehow be related to Kobe being the cover man in the 10th anniversary nba 2k10

Art thou serious? Thou cannot figure out the holy significance of the number 10?

http://www.biblestudy.org/bibleref/meaning-of-numbers-in-bible/10.html

10 be arguably the holiest of all numbers, the perfect number.

Kobe Bryant= 10 letters

Appearing on the 10th anniversary cover of NBA 2K10

2010 is the year of our lord, the prophesied time in which ignorance shall be washed away and the second coming shall take place. Our lord and savior shall do battle against the pawns of the black hand- Shaquille O'Neal (#33) and Lebron James (#23) and claim his throne as inarguably the Greatest of All Time. All doubters shall be vanquished into a sea of fire. The signs are there:

http://img.fannation.com/upload/si_blog_post_images/35902/kobe-bryant-cover2.jpg

24=2x4= 8 = thou already know

[Master Templar]

Educate thy selves. Open thine eyes.

Secret History of the Freemasons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa-mdPb77K0)

[shortlunatic]

MJ > Kobe

[TheAnchorman]

So this guy is predicting a Lakers/Cavs matchup in 2010. Master_Templar, since you think Kobe will win vs. Shaq and Lebron in the 2010 NBA finals, how many games will it take for him to win?

[Torious]

10 be arguably the holiest of all numbers, the perfect number.

Kobe Bryant= 10 letters

Appearing on the 10th anniversary cover of NBA 2K10

2010 is the year of our lord, the prophesied time in which ignorance shall be washed away and the second coming shall take place. Our lord and savior shall do battle against the pawns of the black hand- Shaquille O'Neal (#33) and Lebron James (#23) and claim his throne as inarguably the Greatest of All Time. All doubters shall be vanquished into a sea of fire. The signs are there:

24=2x4= 8 = thou already know

Hallelujah!

[sixerfan82]

wtf is this ****

[Master Templar]

MJ > Kobe

Your impiety is a result of the brainwashing of the Illuminati program. Thou shall be the wiser, or vanquished, come the prophesied year of our lord.

[Master Templar]

So this guy is predicting a Lakers/Cavs matchup in 2010. Master_Templar, since you think Kobe will win vs. Shaq and Lebron in the 2010 NBA finals, how many games will it take for him to win?

Tis semantics, it matters not how many games. But if I were to guess, it took the lord 7 days to create the world. His bloodline shall conquer it in an epic 7 games.

[Doranku]

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Jacks3]

Kobe=G.O.A.T

[NYballin]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2j2zy9e.jpg

[simcjt]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2j2zy9e.jpg
It's revelation

[magnax1]

Well.... it must have taken a while to figure that out. Good job! :)

[Lebron23]

How many accounts do you have Poseidon?

[TheAnchorman]

#96 has been sent to help the basketball god. And 96 is a multiple of 8, the symbol for divinity!!!!!

2 can play this game.

[TheAnchorman]

#96 has been sent to help the basketball god. And 96 is a multiple of 8, the symbol for divinity!!!!!

2 can play this game.

[Master Templar]

#96 has been sent to help the basketball god. And 96 is a multiple of 8, the symbol for divinity!!!!!

2 can play this game.

Thou art catching on.

12 disciples X 8= 96

[inclinerator]

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[poido123]

Thou art catching on.

12 disciples X 8= 96

How long before this loser gets banned? I believe he has already been banned upteen times, its Fatal 9 or Alpha wolf, eitther way I wish people would just ignore his posts so he can f**k off for good, he's a damn pest...:pimp:

[poido123]

Thou art catching on.

12 disciples X 8= 96

How long before this loser gets banned? I believe he has already been banned upteen times, its Fatal 9 or Alpha wolf, either way I wish people would just ignore his posts so he can f**k off for good, he's a damn pest...:pimp:

[GreatGreg]

Why are so many people double-posting? Are the servers seriously that sh!tty?

[Master Templar]

How long before this loser gets banned? I believe he has already been banned upteen times, its Fatal 9 or Alpha wolf, eitther way I wish people would just ignore his posts so he can f**k off for good, he's a damn pest...:pimp:

Dost thou butt hurt due to the signing of #96, the latest sign of the prophesied revelation?

[poido123]

Why are so many people double-posting? Are the servers seriously that sh!tty?

Yes it is shi!tty ATM, poor server..
I posted a Server Down thread, Im hoping someone does something about it, the forum is obviously at its peak right now with the bandwagon Laker fans chiming in with their two cents, Ive been here on ISH a short time(last two years) and Ive never seen the technical error page come up once until now...

[raptorfan_dr07]

:oldlol: Is this account supposed to be a response to Abraham Lincoln?

[DonDadda59]

Epic

[unknown101]

Kobe Bryant = 10 letters
On cover of NBA 2k10
People sent to dethron him Shaq- 33 LBJ- 23
33-23 = 10


OH **** hes right

[DonDadda59]

Seems the Templar's case is 100% airtight, haven't seen a single person challenge anything he's posted...

:bowdown:

[TheAnchorman]

Seems the Templar's case is 100% airtight, haven't seen a single person challenge anything he's posted...

:bowdown:
LOL yeah, for just as econd when he talked about how Pippen was helping MJ and now Shaq was helping Lebron and how they have the same jersey numbers, and they all match up to a sacred number I caught myself thinking "Damn, this is some deep ****, this merits further research... wait a minute wtf am I smoking??"

[poido123]

Fail 9, you always seem to disappear when Dondadda and co. are looming around, is that a coincidence? I would love to squeeze that skinny chicken neck of yours, unfortunately i can't, so I will have to settle for trying to get you banned from here...

[purple8gold]

No shiet!

I love the TV show 24. Jack Bauer FTW. :cheers:

[Master Templar]

Baphomet is a name of unestablished origin. It appeared as a term for a pagan idol in trial transcripts of the Inquisition of the Knights Templar in the early 1300s. However, in the 19th century the name came into popular English-speaking consciousness with the publication of various pseudo-history works that tried to link the Knights Templar with conspiracy theories elaborating on their suppression.

When the medieval order of the Knights Templar was suppressed by King Philip IV of France, on Friday, October 13, 1307, King Philip had many French Templars simultaneously arrested, and then tortured into confessions. The name Baphomet comes up in several of these confessions, in reference to an idol of some type that the Templars were alleged to have worshipped.

Christian evangelist Jack Chick claims that Baphomet is a demon worshipped by Freemasons

The head of the demon Baphomet:

http://artonyou.com/Baphomet.jpg

http://www.*****.com/general81/Baphomet.jpg

Now, where doth thou seen the head of the Illuminati idol in the past?

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb118/OFFrent/Chicago_Bulls_logo.png

[TheAnchorman]

LOL you crack me up. Hahahahahahahah this is epic. I love this thread.

[Master Templar]

LOL you crack me up. Hahahahahahahah this is epic. I love this thread.

Tis not a farce. Alas, I feel thou art not convinced. Even thou cannot deny such evidence:

Philip Jackson: 13 letters
Michael Jordan: 13 letters
Scottie Pippen: 13 letters

Phil Jackson won 3 championships with 2 stars, thrice.

3 championships X 2 stars=6
3 championships X 2 stars=6
3 championships X 2 stars=6

After the last 3-peat, Phil Jackson of the 13 letters betrayed our lord and savior to the dark ones. But like Judas before him, what Jackson did was necessary for our messiah, although it may not have appeared so at first. The persecution at the hands of the media and the assassination of his character was necesary for the coming resurrection of our lord. Coach Jackson redeemed himself and helped shepherd our lord to his rightful place in the heavens, simultaneously winning his 10th championship. The lord rewards those of faith.

http://thehatobserver.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/32-1.jpg

More signs that the year of our lord is at hand...

[dbugz]

You gotta repped this kid for his effort.

[DonDadda59]

You gotta repped this kid for his effort.

Way ahead of you.

And everyone else, apparently :oldlol:

[DonDadda59]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/197/knighttemplar.jpg

RIP Master Templar

[bleedinpurpleTwo]

Even though I know whose gimmick this is, still have to say this shyt was epic :roll:

whose?

[crisoner]

So any of you read the Pale Horse book?

[Killbot]

The head of the demon Baphomet:

http://artonyou.com/Baphomet.jpg
[/IMG]

:bowdown: :bowdown:

Baphomet is awesome.

[DonDadda59]

whose?

Who is Master Templar? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Templar. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof....

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z80/pipster_deluxe/empire%20avatars/keysersoze.gif

He's gone.

[KobeRules24]

lol you're hilarious man :oldlol:

[inclinerator]

good night sweet prince

[bleedinpurpleTwo]

Who is Master Templar? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Templar. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof....


He's gone.

I heard he was assassinated by the Pope's Swiss Guard because he was getting too close to the truth!

[LJJ]

Lawd, how did I miss this genius?


:bowdown:

[shortlunatic]

You gotta repped this kid for his effort.

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: are u serious??!!

[DonDadda59]

None of you have seen the Usual Suspects?

:roll: :roll:

[TheAnchorman]

None of you have seen the Usual Suspects?

:roll: :roll:
I've seen it. You know, Kaiser Soze might be the GOAT, even better than MJ.

[DonDadda59]

I've seen it.

So you get the twist don't you?

[FIXED]

3 words LIL OJ MAYO. how many gimmicks is this fool going to have?

that would have been my guess also.

[DonDadda59]

that would have been my guess also.

Your guess would've been wrong.

[TheAnchorman]

So you get the twist don't you?
Yep. Very good movie.

[DonDadda59]

Yep. Very good movie.

Yes, But watch this. That should help. SPOILER ALERT.

Usual Suspects Ending (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrwUGdbODA&feature=related)

[Dbrog]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :applause: :bowdown:

[OneMoreSucka]

I like where this is going.

[magic chiongson]

this thread needs to be stickied.

we need to spread the light.

[DonDadda59]

I like where this is going.

He waits until Kobe wins the championship and then he goes after the rest of the nonbelievers. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money.

And like that, he was gone.

Underground.

Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that Jordan Stans tell their kids at night. "Rat on Kobe, and Master Templar will get you."

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l179/michael_dsaachs/KeyserSoze.gif

[TheAnchorman]

Yes, But watch this. That should help. SPOILER ALERT.

Usual Suspects Ending (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrwUGdbODA&feature=related)
You know, my fax machine is actually printing out the avatar of the man responsible for this dastardly gimmick. But it's going to take about... 5 weeks for it to be done. So this criminal's face is safe... for now.

[Master Templar]

You know, my fax machine is actually printing out the avatar of the man responsible for this dastardly gimmick. But it's going to take about... 5 weeks for it to be done. So this criminal's face is safe... for now.

I sincerely doubt thou hast the testicular fortitude.

[DonDadda59]

I sincerely doubt thou hast the testicular fortitude.

:bowdown:

[OG LeeTSkeeT]

you have oppened my eyes and :applause: for your effort.:rockon: at the bulls/horns monster ****

[Papaya Petee]

This thread is legendary.

Please stick this mods!!

[Dr. Dunk]

lol!!

[NZ33]

Whatever this guys on I want some.

[DonDadda59]

Whatever this guys on I want some.

How much are you willing to pay?

[TheAnchorman]

I sincerely doubt thou hast the testicular fortitude.
Lol middle of August, watch out Master Templar... or should I say... *gets muted*

[Master Templar]

If any heretic hath doubt about the conspiracy, they now fly out the window like a flock of sparrow.

[QUOTE]Xavier guard Jordan Crawford dunked on LeBron James. It happened. There were plenty in attendance that witnessed and confirmed the incident.

It was ugly.

In fact, the incident was so nasty that the evidence was destroyed.

Nike basketball senior director Lynn Merritt confiscated tapes from two photographers

[NotYetGreat]

Thou hast madeth me laugheth.... HARD...ETH!

But seriously, what's up with this?

[Rocker09]

:roll: I love this this

In a believer!!! :applause:

[BlackMamba24]

I have seen the light! Kobe is the GOAT.
..

[mamba24]

I dont buy this....im not a free mason...dont believe in numbers...i loved watching jordan and i love watching kobe and lebron....

but this thread is Legen...wait for it ......dary

[DonDadda59]

:pimp:

[O.J A 6'4Mamba]

Thread of The Year?