View Full Version : Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)
Pain of Thought
07-22-2009, 01:26 PM
Thy EVONY advertisements still runnith over, my lord. Thou shall get thee ass in almighty trouble with thy boss, my lord. Cleavage still runnith over, thou boss runnith over to thy cubical abundantly pissed, my lord. I beggith thee, stop thy EVONY ads. How can thee startith thy journey, and conquer thy world if thy boss thinkith it's soft-porn?
twolvesfan
07-22-2009, 01:33 PM
thy loyal peasant, perhaps ye should inquire abouth thy adeth blocker
boozehound
07-22-2009, 01:35 PM
Thy EVONY advertisements still runnith over, my lord. Thou shall get thee ass in almighty trouble with thy boss, my lord. Cleavage still runnith over, thou boss runnith over to thy cubical abundantly pissed, my lord. I beggith thee, stop thy EVONY ads. How can thee startith thy journey, and conquer thy world if thy boss thinkith it's soft-porn?
what do they do? They dont bother me. I actually started playing it for a while. Kinda like civ, but you can play in little 5 minute blocks.
Pain of Thought
07-22-2009, 01:44 PM
what do they do? They dont bother me. I actually started playing it for a while. Kinda like civ, but you can play in little 5 minute blocks.
Perhaps the game itself isn't an issue. My beef is the ads they use to lure people into them. They only show half naked women with Argentinean Andes sized tits. My boss is a woman on a power trip, and she doesn't enjoy seeing it on my PC.
rufuspaul
07-22-2009, 03:25 PM
Perhaps the game itself isn't an issue. My beef is the ads they use to lure people into them. They only show half naked women with Argentinean Andes sized tits. My boss is a woman on a power trip, and she doesn't enjoy seeing it on my PC.
Nothing worse than a female boss.
KeylessEntry
07-22-2009, 03:28 PM
Perhaps the game itself isn't an issue. My beef is the ads they use to lure people into them. They only show half naked women with Argentinean Andes sized tits. My boss is a woman on a power trip, and she doesn't enjoy seeing it on my PC.
Your power tripping boss doesnt care that you are trolling message boards at work, only that there is a half naked woman on the side of the screen?
U got Served
07-22-2009, 03:32 PM
Your power tripping boss doesnt care that you are trolling message boards at work, only that there is a half naked woman on the side of the screen?
:roll: :applause: repped
twolvesfan
07-22-2009, 03:57 PM
Thy EVONY advertisements still runnith over, my lord. Thou shall get thee ass in almighty trouble with thy boss, my lord. Cleavage still runnith over, thou boss runnith over to thy cubical abundantly pissed, my lord. I beggith thee, stop thy EVONY ads. How can thee startith thy journey, and conquer thy world if thy boss thinkith it's soft-porn?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0mSxUthxKGI/Si4oMOWDVPI/AAAAAAAABUg/0r08rO0qN64/s400/evony-lover.jpg
why my lord, do thou not liketh my bossoms?
IlliniFan
07-22-2009, 03:59 PM
I do not liketh the way they saggeth.
But yeah, use firefox and you can't even see em.
Pain of Thought
07-22-2009, 04:01 PM
I do not liketh the way they saggeth.
But yeah, use firefox and you can't even see em.
Firefox blocketh at work, not thy InsideHoops.
Pain of Thought
07-22-2009, 04:27 PM
If it is Jeff / Steve's secret agenda to get us guys aroused by the of the day as we're looking at these EVONY ads, then I guess mission accomplished. Yes I realize they're not real but the visuals of the ta-ta's causeth my hormones to runneth over. I just texted my FB, I'm crossing my fingers hoping to get a response soon, my lord.
Pain of Thought
07-22-2009, 09:46 PM
http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41237
I don't know anything about the web game EVONY, but after seeing the boobs from its ads plastered all over a few of the sites I visit, I collected the images and commented on them for my blog (a site that also displays the ads) to create a collage of cleavage and an article that has a pretty decent punchline if you can manage to focus on the words surrounding all the breasts.
http://louisa123.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/collage.jpg
These ads needs to go. Please, my lord.
sergiorodriguez
07-23-2009, 12:49 AM
they got dead looking computer generated eyes too. pretty creepy
Pain of Thought
07-23-2009, 12:41 PM
they got dead looking computer generated eyes too. pretty creepy
Well, when those tramps get me fired I'm getting a damn fine lawyer and I will conquer they world, I'll bankrupt those mother ****ers.
A.M.G.
07-23-2009, 01:13 PM
What I want to know is, if this game is in fact "free forever", why do they give a **** if we play it? How do they make money from us playing it? How can they afford to plaster these ads everywhere?
It's kind of like
Step 1: Free internet game , Step 2: ???? , Step 3: PROFIT!
:confusedshrug:
JtotheIzzo
07-23-2009, 01:20 PM
Thy EVONY advertisements still runnith over, my lord. Thou shall get thee ass in almighty trouble with thy boss, my lord. Cleavage still runnith over, thou boss runnith over to thy cubical abundantly pissed, my lord. I beggith thee, stop thy EVONY ads. How can thee startith thy journey, and conquer thy world if thy boss thinkith it's soft-porn?
perhaps thou shall payeth the fines levied from the internet overlords. taxes to his majesty must be paid my good and humble lord and the ads helpeth reach this end.
HERB Stempel
07-23-2009, 01:21 PM
Step 2: ????
losers pay fee to gain a game advantage for a feeling of power in their small little corner of the world. same way loserhound toots his own horn and scolds teenagers on this website.
A.M.G.
07-23-2009, 01:25 PM
losers pay fee to gain a game advantage for a feeling of power in their small little corner of the world. same way loserhound toots his own horn and scolds teenagers on this website.
Do they not have better things to spend their money on? ****ing pathetic.
twolvesfan
07-23-2009, 02:06 PM
Do they not have better things to spend their money on? ****ing pathetic.
no different then spending time on a message board
DaCommish
07-23-2009, 03:59 PM
:roll: :applause: repped
:lol
qrich
07-23-2009, 04:03 PM
What I want to know is, if this game is in fact "free forever", why do they give a **** if we play it? How do they make money from us playing it? How can they afford to plaster these ads everywhere?
It's kind of like
Step 1: Free internet game , Step 2: ???? , Step 3: PROFIT!
:confusedshrug:
People buy a couple of things to give them an advantage, like already noted, and they also make a crap load out of advertisement I believe.
Pain of Thought
07-23-2009, 04:34 PM
People buy a couple of things to give them an advantage, like already noted, and they also make a crap load out of advertisement I believe.
Yes, but where does thou madness of the ads stop, my lord? Cleavage runneth over. Marketing to lure in young lads. Step 1: get lads pecker hard Step 2: log into EVONY Step 3: get within inches of conquering the world Step 4: lad pays extra to get enhancements so thy can rule thee world Step 5: these ads need to GTFO before they get my ass in trouble.
dnyk1337
07-23-2009, 04:49 PM
its a stupid game. youll have no chance if you start now. i started when it first came out, joined a top 5 clan, played a bit and dominated the area, and then quit. the game is... boring after a bit.
KoolKat
07-23-2009, 05:09 PM
That girl is fugly, she has nice boobs tho
Pain of Thought
07-23-2009, 05:13 PM
That girl is fugly, she has nice boobs tho
This is exactly my point. My boss doesn't even notice the chick's fast, just that the cleavage runneth over, my lord.
KoolKat
07-23-2009, 05:15 PM
This is exactly my point. My boss doesn't even notice the chick's fast, just that the cleavage runneth over, my lord.
There isn't some sort of ********* for IE ?
Pain of Thought
07-23-2009, 05:33 PM
There isn't some sort of ********* for IE ?
You guys do realize all this is just a joke. What part of "Respect My Tomfoolery" do you not understand.
KoolKat
07-23-2009, 05:39 PM
You guys do realize all this is just a joke. What part of "Respect My Tomfoolery" do you not understand.
You got me, now go join them my lord.
Girl is still ugly tho :pimp:
HERB Stempel
07-23-2009, 05:41 PM
its a stupid game. youll have no chance if you start now. i started when it first came out, joined a top 5 clan, played a bit and dominated the area, and then quit. the game is... boring after a bit.
perfect example of my previous post
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