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the even bigger black guy
07-22-2009, 08:06 PM
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2009/07/16/89047969.jpg

Basketman
07-22-2009, 08:08 PM
Are you talking about her boobs?

TMAC-RAPTORS
07-22-2009, 08:08 PM
Are you talking about her boobs?

Look at her stomach.

Interminator
07-22-2009, 08:09 PM
SMH.

You are a ****ing loser, Kobe is not going to dump his wife for you.

You Kobe trolls are some sick people, so pathetic.

CantStop
07-22-2009, 08:09 PM
Re-size your post dikkhead! Also, she's probably pregnant. She's looking right though. I'm sorry her ribs aren't showing. You probably like that.

Interminator
07-22-2009, 08:10 PM
Look at her stomach.
Look at her stomach.

Shes not fat at all, internet standards are ridiculous.

Go pop a pimple on your nose.

andgar923
07-22-2009, 08:10 PM
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/e/Elliott,_Missy/sq-missy-walking-street-this-week-mtv.jpg

WorldWarriors
07-22-2009, 08:11 PM
Aw come on. Now you're stooping to dissing the man's wife. Kobe is fair game but leave the wife and kiddies out of it.

Quata
07-22-2009, 08:14 PM
Jalen Rose doesnt care, looks like he is looking at either her or kobes ass hahahaha

Al Thornton
07-22-2009, 08:14 PM
:roll: i wonder what ideal weight looks like to you, anorexic girls?


and why is jalen rose staring at kobes ass?

sonics0034
07-22-2009, 08:14 PM
Look at Jalen Rose at the back of the pic...

he was like: dang :oldlol:

Basketman
07-22-2009, 08:14 PM
Aw come on. Now you're stooping to dissing the man's wife. Kobe is fair game but leave the wife and kiddies out of it.
I so agree with you.

TMAC-RAPTORS
07-22-2009, 08:14 PM
Look at her stomach.

Shes not fat at all, internet standards are ridiculous.

Go pop a pimple on your nose.

I'm just pointing out what the OP was trying to say.

And I don't have pimples dip sh!t.

Babalu
07-22-2009, 08:18 PM
http://www.wagrankings.com/images/wives/Lakers/vanessa_bryant.jpg

She has gained some weight but she is still delicious.

dr8ked
07-22-2009, 08:22 PM
http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/karl-malone.jpg


:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

rosonviyavong
07-22-2009, 08:23 PM
shes still aitee

DTD
07-22-2009, 08:25 PM
She's a 28-30 year old mother of 2, not a 16 year old. The outfit is ugly as hell, and her fashion sense is whack in them MC Hammer pants, but she looks good for being her age with 2 kids. Some of you kids need to grow up.

Alpha Wolf
07-22-2009, 08:25 PM
Re-size your post dikkhead! Also, she's probably pregnant. She's looking right though. I'm sorry her ribs aren't showing. You probably like that.

she is pregnant right now

smh MJ (aka father killer) fans are the scum of the earth

anyways ..


http://www.blacksportsonline.com/images/1kobewife3.jpg




http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/michael-jordan-juanita-jordan.jpg





Kobe still wins :pimp:

CantStop
07-22-2009, 08:27 PM
she is pregnant right now

Do you know that for a fact? I know she wears loose dresses now so I wouldn't doubt it.

1~Gibson~1
07-22-2009, 08:28 PM
Re-size your post dikkhead! Also, she's probably pregnant. She's looking right though. I'm sorry her ribs aren't showing. You probably like that.
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3313526&postcount=81

JJ81
07-22-2009, 08:30 PM
She looks pretty damn fine to me

OneMoreSucka
07-22-2009, 08:30 PM
Who cares if she's pregnant or not, the picture posted obviously shows flab. Pregnancy = stretched stomach = not flab.

emsteez forreal
07-22-2009, 08:30 PM
tired of hating on kobe? hate on his wife.

Alpha Wolf
07-22-2009, 08:38 PM
Do you know that for a fact? I know she wears loose dresses now so I wouldn't doubt it.

not to long ago i read that she was pregnant with Kobe's 3d child

i'm not sure if she already had the baby or not yet but i don't think she has

oh the horror
07-22-2009, 09:38 PM
Shes still cute, but obviously doesnt have the body to be rocking gowns like that. Perhaps something not exposing her stomach when she has love handles.

Meticode
07-22-2009, 09:40 PM
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2009/07/16/89047969.jpg

You know why I had to quote this picture right?

Sriracha
07-22-2009, 09:42 PM
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2009/07/16/89047969.jpg

I also feel the need to quote this picture.

the even bigger black guy
07-22-2009, 09:42 PM
Shes still cute, but obviously doesnt have the body to be rocking gowns like that. Perhaps something not exposing her stomach when she has love handles.

bingo!

i don't hate on kobe, so i'm not sure where you get it from. i'm actually a laker fan. nothing i just said changes the fact that vanessa bryant needs to lose weight.

btw, there is no expectation of privacy when you are in the public eye. deal with it.

BallersTalk
07-22-2009, 09:44 PM
By the looks of it, she probably just had a baby or something in that pic.

oh the horror
07-22-2009, 09:45 PM
Yeah man, no doubt. She needs to tighten up those abs. I dont care how much money, or how much the gown costs....flab poking out from the sides, is not a good look.

the even bigger black guy
07-22-2009, 09:46 PM
Wonder if Kobe could pull off the "let's go to the gym together line" ? :lol

oh and i forgot to label this thread as BREAKING NEWS!!!

oh the horror
07-22-2009, 09:47 PM
Wonder if Kobe could pull off the "let's go to the gym together line" ? :lol




That line is a man's best friend

juju151111
07-22-2009, 09:48 PM
Re-size your post dikkhead! Also, she's probably pregnant. She's looking right though. I'm sorry her ribs aren't showing. You probably like that.
I agree with you can'tstop. He must like those linsey lohan/Paris Hilton whores who look like bones. I would take beyonce curves over these freaking skinny whores anyday.

IInvented
07-22-2009, 09:51 PM
damn that bitch is fat.. look at he lovehandles.. :lol :lol

juju151111
07-22-2009, 09:52 PM
she is pregnant right now

smh MJ (aka father killer) fans are the scum of the earth

anyways ..


http://www.blacksportsonline.com/images/1kobewife3.jpg




http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/michael-jordan-juanita-jordan.jpg




Kobe still wins :pimp:
Actually Mj currently dating a model they both win and Mj didn't kill his father retard.
http://dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/michael_jordan_getting_married.jpg

BallersTalk
07-22-2009, 09:53 PM
I agree with you can'tstop. He must like those linsey lohan/Paris Hilton whores who look like bones. I would take beyonce curves over these freaking skinny whores anyday.
There's a difference between curvy and chubby. I like girls that are toned and curvy. But I don't like flab. Flab's disgusting no matter how you spin it.

lbj23clutch
07-22-2009, 09:53 PM
She's not fat at all, unless the OP likes his chicks anerexic.:confusedshrug: She looks good to me.

BallersTalk
07-22-2009, 09:55 PM
She's not fat at all, unless the OP likes his chicks anerexic.:confusedshrug: She looks good to me.
She ain't fit either. You figure a celebrity's wife could stay in shape.

lbj23clutch
07-22-2009, 10:00 PM
she is pregnant right now

smh MJ (aka father killer) fans are the scum of the earth

anyways ..


http://www.blacksportsonline.com/images/1kobewife3.jpg




http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/michael-jordan-juanita-jordan.jpg





Kobe still wins :pimp:
Pathetic you hate MJ so much that your hatin on his women too? I wouldn't be suprised if you started to argue that Kobe had the bigger dick aswell. :oldlol:

IInvented
07-22-2009, 10:01 PM
Kobe knocked her after he won the ship? :lol

IInvented
07-22-2009, 10:01 PM
:lol @ Bryant Stans even defending his wife.. ****ing pathetic..

lbj23clutch
07-22-2009, 10:03 PM
She ain't fit either. You figure a celebrity's wife could stay in shape.
Ehhh.. I guess it wouldn't hurt if she lost a couple of pounds, but that doesn't change the fact that i would still bang her. :D

the even bigger black guy
07-22-2009, 10:03 PM
:lol @ Bryant Stans even defending his wife.. ****ing pathetic..

What is a Bryant Stan?

Alpha Wolf
07-22-2009, 10:07 PM
Pathetic you hate MJ so much that your hatin on his women too? I wouldn't be suprised if you started to argue that Kobe had the bigger dick aswell. :oldlol:


it ain't about hate... its the truth ....Kobe's wife is a dime and MJ's ex-wife looks like Prince


http://blogs.vibe.com/vc//VIBE_juanita_mike.jpg



idiot Jordan jockers!!


now go play with your Space Jam doll

IInvented
07-22-2009, 10:07 PM
What is a Bryant Stan?

There's a thread about Bryant Stan already made.. Go in there and check it out..

IInvented
07-22-2009, 10:08 PM
it ain't about hate... its the truth ....Kobe's wife is a dime and MJ's ex-wife looks like Prince


http://blogs.vibe.com/vc//VIBE_juanita_mike.jpg



idiot Jordan jockers!!




now go play with your Space Jam doll

Jordan>>>>>>Bryant

get :mad: f@g..

juju151111
07-22-2009, 10:10 PM
it ain't about hate... its the truth ....Kobe's wife is a dime and MJ's ex-wife looks like Prince


http://blogs.vibe.com/vc//VIBE_juanita_mike.jpg



idiot Jordan jockers!!


now go play with your Space Jam doll
Why are you posting pics of someone he isn't with anymore?? Lets compare his current Cuban beauty with Kobe girl
http://dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/michael_jordan_getting_married.jpg

Alpha Wolf
07-22-2009, 10:16 PM
Jordan>>>>>>Bryant

get :mad: f@g..

http://blogs.heretv.com/busted/files/prince.jpg


http://en.ce.cn/sports/Newsmaker/200704/14/W020070414478998848527.jpg

http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/puke.gif




:applause: :pimp:

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/vanessa-bryant-pirates-of-the-caribbean-at-worlds-end-movie-premiere-arrivals-4YNPMJ.jpg

Killer_Instinct
07-22-2009, 10:16 PM
Why does anyone care? You're never getting 100 feet within' her. So this is affecting you why?

Meticode
07-22-2009, 10:17 PM
Why does anyone care? You're never getting 100 feet within' her. So this is affecting you why?

They're teenagers and have hard ons? I don't know.

lbj23clutch
07-22-2009, 10:17 PM
it ain't about hate... its the truth ....Kobe's wife is a dime and MJ's ex-wife looks like Prince


http://blogs.vibe.com/vc//VIBE_juanita_mike.jpg



idiot Jordan jockers!!


now go play with your Space Jam doll
Like you can do any better?:oldlol: And who the **** cares who had better girls, that doesn't change the fact that MJ>Kobe and that hurts your soul, and you ran out of stupid reasons on why you thought Kobe>MJ that you had to use the women they dated to prove Kobe was better.:oldlol: Now GTFO and take off your purple and gold #24 homer shades.

IInvented
07-22-2009, 10:17 PM
Why does anyone care? You're never getting 100 feet within' her. So this is affecting you why?

We can't talk about her? :confusedshrug:

IInvented
07-22-2009, 10:18 PM
http://blogs.heretv.com/busted/files/prince.jpg


http://en.ce.cn/sports/Newsmaker/200704/14/W020070414478998848527.jpg

http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/puke.gif




:applause: :pimp:

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/vanessa-bryant-pirates-of-the-caribbean-at-worlds-end-movie-premiere-arrivals-4YNPMJ.jpg

Didn't know Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan were women.. :wtf:

Alpha Wolf
07-22-2009, 10:18 PM
Like you can do any better?:oldlol: And who the **** cares who had better girls, that doesn't change the fact that MJ>Kobe and that hurts your soul, and you ran out of stupid reasons on why Kobe>MJ that you had to use the women they dated to prove Kobe was better.:oldlol: Now GTFO and take off your purple and gold #24 homer shades.


gtfoh

Kobe > Jordan

phil agrees

phoenix18
07-22-2009, 10:18 PM
What is a Bryant Stan?
Think about the Eminem song stan, and replace Eminem with Kobe.

IInvented
07-22-2009, 10:19 PM
Think about the Eminem song stan, and replace Eminem with Kobe.

I doubt he knows that song.. Cuz he's asking what a stan is.. :D

IInvented
07-22-2009, 10:20 PM
gtfoh

Kobe > Jordan

phil agrees

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
You gotta be ****ing kidding me.. Who the **** is this kid? Automatic ban right there..

phoenix18
07-22-2009, 10:20 PM
gtfoh

Kobe > Jordan

phil agrees
How does this colossal waste of time make your day?

phoenix18
07-22-2009, 10:21 PM
I doubt he knows that song.. Cuz he's asking what a stan is.. :D
Bump that. Eminem-Stan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awKoTDIdKrg)

lbj23clutch
07-22-2009, 10:22 PM
gtfoh

Kobe > Jordan

phil agrees
Since when? Show me a link. Stop bieng delusional.

Butters
07-22-2009, 10:22 PM
Black hair ain't workin for her:confusedshrug:

SmackOrH.A.K
07-22-2009, 10:22 PM
Vanessa doesn't have to get rid of the pounds...just that hideous dress.

IInvented
07-22-2009, 10:28 PM
Bump that. Eminem-Stan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awKoTDIdKrg)

Already did.. :D

Killer_Instinct
07-22-2009, 10:30 PM
We can't talk about her? :confusedshrug:


What exactly does your broad look like? Or am I jumping the gun by assuming you even have one? This type of behavior is exhibited by pre-teen girls. The fact so many 'men' spend so much time on a basketball board discussing another mans broad is unsettling. She's never ****ing you, she's ****ing him. So if you're not sliding you dick into her ******, why do you care so vehemntly, again, what her weight is?

juju151111
07-22-2009, 10:33 PM
gtfoh

Kobe > Jordan

phil agrees
http://dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/michael_jordan_getting_married.jpg[/QUOTE]

IInvented
07-22-2009, 10:34 PM
What exactly does your broad look like? Or am I jumping the gun by assuming you even have one? This type of behavior is exhibited by pre-teen girls. The fact so many 'men' spend so much time on a basketball board discussing another mans broad is unsettling. She's never ****ing you, she's ****ing him. So if you're not sliding you dick into her ******, why do you care so vehemntly, again, what her weight is?

You're a dumb ass.. Show me where anyone discussed another players broad besides Vennessa..

Raider007
07-22-2009, 10:35 PM
She is Beautiful! To be honest,, shes rich and pampered, she should be more tone,, I agree. I think Jalen is actually looking at Vanessa, judging by the look on his face. Sorry, just my opinion.

IInvented
07-22-2009, 10:36 PM
She is Beautiful! To be honest,, shes rich and pampered, she should be more tone,, I agree. I think Jalen is actually looking at Vanessa, judging by the look on his face. Sorry, just my opinion.

Um.. Kobe is rich..

Raider007
07-22-2009, 10:37 PM
Um.. Kobe is rich..
Yes and?????

Killer_Instinct
07-22-2009, 10:40 PM
You're a dumb ass.. Show me where anyone discussed another players broad besides Vennessa..


Youre a ****ing moron, aren't you? Show me where I said you were discussing another athletes wife you illiterate ****. I said another mans, KOBE being the man discussed. I'm thoroughly convinced porn is as close to ass as you'll get. Kill yourself.

Raider007
07-22-2009, 10:42 PM
Same thing happened this past year with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo,, Jessica obviously fixed her problem since,, good for her.

branslowski
07-22-2009, 10:43 PM
http://dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/michael_jordan_getting_married.jpg[/QUOTE]

You know...I may be wrong, but Thats not even MJ's Chick...I mean, he probably smashed that night...But if you upload the FULL pic, she has her hand on Charles Oakley's upper inner thigh...Tag Team baby...:oldlol:


Originally Posted by Alpha Wolf
http://www.blacksportsonline.com/images/1kobewife3.jpg


http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/michael-jordan-juanita-jordan.jpg



Kobe Won

I still :oldlol: @ this...The GOAT lol I had ever on this forum...Then Bruce coming in to argue put the cherry on top...:roll:

http://insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128295&page=5

NBASTATMAN
07-22-2009, 10:53 PM
She is a mother of two.. She is still hot to me....:banana:

juju151111
07-22-2009, 11:16 PM
You know...I may be wrong, but Thats not even MJ's Chick...I mean, he probably smashed that night...But if you upload the FULL pic, she has her hand on Charles Oakley's upper inner thigh...Tag Team baby...:oldlol:



I still :oldlol: @ this...The GOAT lol I had ever on this forum...Then Bruce coming in to argue put the cherry on top...:roll:

http://insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128295&page=5[/QUOTE]
??? WTH that is his girl http://bumpshack.com/2009/05/14/michael-jordan%E2%80%99s-girlfriend-yvette-prieto-is-pregnant-photos/

BallersTalk
07-22-2009, 11:22 PM
Ehhh.. I guess it wouldn't hurt if she lost a couple of pounds, but that doesn't change the fact that i would still bang her. :D
So would I. But I'm not a millionaire athlete. You figure Kobe should be able to get his chick to hit the gym once in a while.

BallersTalk
07-22-2009, 11:23 PM
Why does anyone care? You're never getting 100 feet within' her. So this is affecting you why?
This is a message board. Not sure if you know that or not. We'll never be in the NBA. Does that mean we can't have opinions? You shouldn't be able to comment on here then with that logic.

BallersTalk
07-22-2009, 11:26 PM
What exactly does your broad look like? Or am I jumping the gun by assuming you even have one? This type of behavior is exhibited by pre-teen girls. The fact so many 'men' spend so much time on a basketball board discussing another mans broad is unsettling. She's never ****ing you, she's ****ing him. So if you're not sliding you dick into her ******, why do you care so vehemntly, again, what her weight is?
Your point is....? People can discuss whatever the fck they want. This dude's probably fat and therefore, offended. And this isn't my girl to his. It's about comparing his girl to his peers' girls. Kids these days are so naive.

Game
07-22-2009, 11:28 PM
Youre a ****ing moron, aren't you? Show me where I said you were discussing another athletes wife you illiterate ****. I said another mans, KOBE being the man discussed. I'm thoroughly convinced porn is as close to ass as you'll get. Kill yourself.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

WOOOOOOW!

Dude went HARD(No homo)

Iivented needs a new username after this

JaE_BLiZZy
07-22-2009, 11:33 PM
she looks fine to me

IInvented
07-23-2009, 12:16 AM
Yes and?????

Vennessa wouldn't be rich without Kobe..

IInvented
07-23-2009, 12:18 AM
Youre a ****ing moron, aren't you? Show me where I said you were discussing another athletes wife you illiterate ****. I said another mans, KOBE being the man discussed. I'm thoroughly convinced porn is as close to ass as you'll get. Kill yourself.

Another mans can also mean "another athletes wife" dousche..

Killer_Instinct
07-23-2009, 12:20 AM
Your point is....? People can discuss whatever the fck they want. This dude's probably fat and therefore, offended. And this isn't my girl to his. It's about comparing his girl to his peers' girls. Kids these days are so naive.


Get off my dick. You're calling me naive, yet you're the ***got starting threads on statements made by your boy idol 15+ years years ago? How the hell does it make me fat becaue I stated you queers come on a mesage board to discuss a bitch's weight problem that's not even ****ing you? If that's the case, what the hell did Kobe do to you to make your sole existence concern him? You must be pissed he's married, yet you're in your mid 20s disscussig the weight of another mans wife? Oh, and you're still single? Your mother must be disgusted. Waste of sperm. Get a rope, step your pathetic ass in your booster seat from 20 years ago, tie the rope to a ceiling, slide your neck into it, and jump. It's obvious that's also your emergency exit plan if MJ dies before you. Let's just speed the process up for us.

Raider007
07-23-2009, 12:23 AM
Vennessa wouldn't be rich without Kobe..

I fail to see what point your trying to make. The original post was that Vanessa is a rich, pampered woman. Your reply is "Kobe is rich" nothing more.

Yes Vanessa may not have been rich without Kobe. How she is rich was not the point.

- 5 rep points

clayton
07-23-2009, 12:23 AM
Vennessa wouldn't be rich without Kobe..
and wouldn't be able to afford those plastic surgeries (nose, breasts, and something else I'm missing?)

Killer_Instinct
07-23-2009, 12:25 AM
Another mans can also mean "another athletes wife" dousche..


No. It wasn't even close. You should try Hooked On Phonics. I heard it works wonders. Acknowledge you ****ed up, and keep it moving. Towards your first girl would be benificial. Idiot.

Game
07-23-2009, 12:25 AM
Get off my dick. You're calling me naive, yet you're the ***got starting threads on statements made by your boy idol 15+ years years ago? How the hell does it make me fat becaue I stated you queers come on a mesage board to discuss a bitch's weight problem that's not even ****ing you? If that's the case, what the hell did Kobe do to you to make your sole existence concern him? You must be pissed he's married, yet you're in your mid 20s disscussig the weight of another mans wife? Oh, and you're still single? Your mother must be disgusted. Waste of sperm. Get a rope, step your pathetic ass in your booster seat from 20 years ago, tie the rope to a ceiling, slide your neck into it, and jump. It's obvious that's also your emergency exit plan if MJ dies before you. Let's just speed the process up for us.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I'm in tears.

Check your PM bro.

IInvented
07-23-2009, 12:26 AM
I fail to see what point your trying to make. The original post was that Vanessa is a rich, pampered woman. Your reply is "Kobe is rich" nothing more.

Yes Vanessa may not have been rich without Kobe. How she is rich was not the point.

- 5 rep points

I was making a joke.. :hammerhead:

IInvented
07-23-2009, 12:27 AM
No. It wasn't even close. You should try Hooked On Phonics. I heard it works wonders. Acknowledge you ****ed up, and keep it moving. Towards your first grl would be bnificial. Idiot.


You don't realize I made a mistake? :banghead: :banghead: And why the **** you bringing girls in here?

Killer_Instinct
07-23-2009, 12:39 AM
You don't realize I made a mistake? :banghead: :banghead: And why the **** you bringing girls in here?


If you realized you had made a mistake, you would have shut the hell up by now. So do you care to do so? And what at the bold? So you really don't like them? Pathetic. Before you critizize what another man's ****ing, make sure you got something to **** as well. Just a thought.

Abraham Lincoln
07-23-2009, 12:44 AM
You all deserve to be neutered and castrated for such crappy posting. ****ing animals.

sergiorodriguez
07-23-2009, 12:45 AM
she looks pretty fat and i like curvy. if she isnt pregnant i feel bad for kobe

IInvented
07-23-2009, 12:47 AM
If you realized you had made a mistake, you would have shut the hell up by now. So do you care to do so? And what at the bold? So you really don't like them? Pathetic. Before you critizize what another man's ****ing, make sure you got something to **** as well. Just a thought.

When the **** did I criticize what he was ****ing? I said she had lovehandles.. That's criticizing how? I didn't say Bryant can't **** her..

Game
07-23-2009, 12:48 AM
she looks pretty fat and i like curvy. if she isnt pregnant i feel bad for kobe

Yea same. Waking up to that every night while you wake up to your soaked tissue.

Abraham Lincoln
07-23-2009, 12:51 AM
When the **** did I criticize what he was ****ing? I said she had lovehandles.. That's criticizing how? I didn't say Bryant can't **** her..

Game and Killer Instinct wish they were Vannessa Bryant. The wise man would call you an idiot for even entertaining conversation with such, but alas, they they the mastery and top notch instigators and baiters. For they would die of insanity if the Bryant haters ceased to exist.

qrich
07-23-2009, 12:53 AM
When the **** did I criticize what he was ****ing? I said she had lovehandles.. That's criticizing how? I didn't say Bryant can't **** her..

Lol, some dudes prefer lovehandles.

It just goes to show how insecure Kobe groupies are. You can't even talk about anything related to him or they get they panties in a bunch

IInvented
07-23-2009, 12:55 AM
Lol, some dudes prefer lovehandles.

It just goes to show how insecure Kobe groupies are. You can't even talk about anything related to him or they get they panties in a bunch

No shit.. They even ****ing defend their idols wife.. This is why Kobe stans are the worse.. :banghead:

BallersTalk
07-23-2009, 01:08 AM
Get off my dick. You're calling me naive, yet you're the ***got starting threads on statements made by your boy idol 15+ years years ago? How the hell does it make me fat becaue I stated you queers come on a mesage board to discuss a bitch's weight problem that's not even ****ing you? If that's the case, what the hell did Kobe do to you to make your sole existence concern him? You must be pissed he's married, yet you're in your mid 20s disscussig the weight of another mans wife? Oh, and you're still single? Your mother must be disgusted. Waste of sperm. Get a rope, step your pathetic ass in your booster seat from 20 years ago, tie the rope to a ceiling, slide your neck into it, and jump. It's obvious that's also your emergency exit plan if MJ dies before you. Let's just speed the process up for us.
Perfect example of Kobe homer LOL. Probably some chank from LA.

qrich
07-23-2009, 01:09 AM
No shit.. They even ****ing defend their idols wife.. This is why Kobe stans are the worse.. :banghead:

You should see the hotter wife thread between Kobe and Jaric.

These dudes were pulling pictures of Lima without makeup, and once I pulled Vanessa presurgery, they all disappeared

IInvented
07-23-2009, 01:12 AM
You should see the hotter wife thread between Kobe and Jaric.

These dudes were pulling pictures of Lima without makeup, and once I pulled Vanessa presurgery, they all disappeared

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: Lima>>>>>>>>Vanessa

Killer_Instinct
07-23-2009, 01:17 AM
Perfect example of Kobe homer LOL. Probably some chank from LA.


I'm actually black, from North Carolina. Great to see 'Kobe stans' aren't the only ignorant *******s here, though. I mean, calling asians ******? What, now that I've upset you, will you call me a *****? You just mad at everyone, huh? Tell us what the asians did to you. Then there'll still be hypocritical ****s that defend you. But that's cool. You realized you had no further argument, and embarrsed yourself with racial slurs. MJ would be so proud. Your life resides around Bryant/Mj, and you're over 20. You're pathetic. Sad thing, you know you are.

branslowski
07-23-2009, 01:19 AM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: Lima>>>>>>>>Vanessa

:oldlol: Read this page...The excuses are lol....

http://insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128295&page=2

(On another note, Vanessa is still hot...If you think otherwise, your a ***...Kobe doesn't matter in this argument, a straight man with testosterone can see this...)

branslowski
07-23-2009, 01:21 AM
I'm actually black, from North Carolina. Great to see 'Kobe stans' aren't the only ignorant *******s here, though. I mean, calling asians ******? What, now that I've upset you, will you call me a *****? You just mad at everyone, huh? Tell us what the asians did to you. Then there'll still be hypocritical ****s that defend you. But that's cool. You realized you had no further argument, and embarrsed yourself with racial slurs. MJ would be so proud. Your life resides around Bryant/Mj, and you're over 20. You're pathetic. Sad thing, you know you are.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Ballerstalk is getting f*cking owned all over the place...

qrich
07-23-2009, 01:22 AM
:oldlol: Read this page...The excuses are lol....

http://insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128295&page=2

(On another note, Vanessa is still hot...If you think otherwise, your a F@g...Kobe doesn't matter in this argument, a straight man with testosterone can see this...)

Seriously. I get that Lima does look better without make-up, but plastic surgery, at least in my book, drops the max a girl can get from a 10 to 7.5

lbj23clutch
07-23-2009, 01:23 AM
Lol, some dudes prefer lovehandles.

It just goes to show how insecure Kobe groupies are. You can't even talk about anything related to him or they get they panties in a bunch
Yeah and guys like that Alpha Wolf troll hates MJ so much, he even hates the women MJ dated and uses it as an argument to why Kobe>MJ.:oldlol:

branslowski
07-23-2009, 01:24 AM
Yeah and guys like that Alpha Wolf troll hates MJ so much, he even hates the women MJ dated and uses it as an argument to why Kobe>MJ.:oldlol:

You can't say that wasn't funny though...:oldlol:

IInvented
07-23-2009, 01:28 AM
:oldlol: Read this page...The excuses are lol....

http://insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128295&page=2

(On another note, Vanessa is still hot...If you think otherwise, your a ***...Kobe doesn't matter in this argument, a straight man with testosterone can see this...)

I never said Vanessa wasn't hot..

kap
07-23-2009, 01:28 AM
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2009/07/16/89047969.jpg

she has big knockers

branslowski
07-23-2009, 01:40 AM
I never said Vanessa wasn't hot..

That wasn't really directed at you...It was more towards the OP...

beasted86
07-23-2009, 02:25 AM
You're gay if that's the first thing you thought of.

But on totally relevant, no-homo discussion... the dress looks disgusting on her. I wouldn't let my girl out in a piece of trash stripper dress like that.

nbastatus
07-23-2009, 02:27 AM
i think it's fine.

beasted86
07-23-2009, 02:38 AM
i think it's fine.
It's fine? as in her dress is fine? or you saying she doesn't need a diet?

nbastatus
07-23-2009, 02:45 AM
It's fine? as in her dress is fine? or you saying she doesn't need a diet?
i was talking about her shoes.

blacknapalm
07-23-2009, 02:55 AM
good lord ppl, are you this bored?

and am i the only that saw that it looks like jalen rose is checking out vanessa's ass & the girl behind kobe looks like she wants to eat him

Torious
07-23-2009, 02:57 AM
Ranked by number of threads created for:

1.) Jordan
2.) Kobe Bryant
3.) LeBron James
4.) Vanessa Bryant

:banghead:


Seriously, though. Why the hell does she get more threads then most basketball players on a basketball forum. Did people run out of material to post about Kobe or somethin'? :lol

JustinJDW
07-23-2009, 03:00 AM
Lol, are you kidding? She is not fat, she is fine. Man, you kids really need to get out more and see what real women look like.

TheAnchorman
07-23-2009, 03:12 AM
How the **** did this thread get over 100 replies?

blacknapalm
07-23-2009, 03:13 AM
:oldlol: some ppl would pay $ to see a kobe dump in the toilet. i wish i was lying...

Meticode
07-23-2009, 08:01 AM
How the **** did this thread get over 100 replies?

Horny teenagers.

Meticode
07-23-2009, 08:01 AM
:oldlol: some ppl would pay $ to see a kobe dump in the toilet. i wish i was lying...

It's the greatest dump they'll ever see though, so why wouldn't you?

stejay
07-23-2009, 08:04 AM
Man, there is nothing wrong with that. Man, Latinas do put on weight after children, as do all women. Jeez, like I said, she has had children.

mamba24
07-23-2009, 08:24 AM
tired of hating on kobe? hate on his wife.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

mamba24
07-23-2009, 08:26 AM
It's fine? as in her dress is fine? or you saying she doesn't need a diet?

so who you dating lately? some supermodel?

goldenryan
07-23-2009, 11:35 AM
she is pregnant right now

smh MJ (aka father killer) fans are the scum of the earth

anyways ..


http://www.blacksportsonline.com/images/1kobewife3.jpg




http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/michael-jordan-juanita-jordan.jpg





Kobe still wins :pimp:
doooude, you're comparing kobe's woman to an 80's chick that michael isn't even married to anymore. :confusedshrug:

kumquat
07-23-2009, 11:47 AM
man she's cute there.....more cushion for the pushin

Juges8932
07-23-2009, 12:05 PM
I agree with you can'tstop. He must like those linsey lohan/Paris Hilton whores who look like bones. I would take beyonce curves over these freaking skinny whores anyday.

Dude, nobody likes Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. I hate it when people always bring them up as white people choices. I don't anybody who likes either of them, especially Lohan. Paris is aiight. People like Megan Fox, Alba, Biel, Scarlett, Sophia Bush, etc.

beasted86
07-23-2009, 01:38 PM
so who you dating lately? some supermodel?

Go back and read. I never had a problem with her figure, it was the dress.

As I said, her body looks okay...
but I would not be seen out with my girl in a stripper costume.

Game
07-23-2009, 01:40 PM
Damn, Vanessa is the only wife that can get a plat thread.

AznTacoLover
07-23-2009, 01:45 PM
gotta say that dress is one ugully thing

Game
07-23-2009, 01:49 PM
gotta say that dress is one ugully thing

It's not a dress.

IInvented
07-23-2009, 01:50 PM
It's not a dress.

what is it then?:hammerhead:

QuestFor17
07-23-2009, 01:56 PM
Anyone who thinks Vanessa needs to go on a diet is likely a virgin. Seriously.

Allstar24
07-23-2009, 02:03 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/214tkd1.jpg
:pimp:

LMAO at the homos exposing themselves in this thread. If you're not attracted to her, something's wrong with you...might as well come out now.

Game
07-23-2009, 02:08 PM
what is it then?:hammerhead:

It's a jumpsuit you blind idiot.

IInvented
07-23-2009, 02:25 PM
It's a jumpsuit you blind idiot.

You should be the last person to call somebody an idiot.. :hammerhead:

Game
07-23-2009, 02:27 PM
You should be the last person to call somebody an idiot.. :hammerhead:

Says the idiot that doesn't know what a dress is. Not to mention getting destroyed by Killer instinct.

the even bigger black guy
07-23-2009, 02:30 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/214tkd1.jpg
:pimp:

LMAO at the homos exposing themselves in this thread. If you're not attracted to her, something's wrong with you...might as well come out now.

so thinking someone needs to lose weight makes me a homo and something wrong with me? show me where i said she was unattractive. i said she needs to go on a diet, she isn't at her optimal weight.

HisJoeness
07-25-2009, 01:35 PM
Seeing her now in those close up pictures. . .I don't think she's as super hot as everyone trumps her up to be. She's definitely attractive but I don't think she's unattainable.

KKittles30
07-25-2009, 01:43 PM
anyone notice his "Colorado Option" right behind her? She probably shadows Vanessa so when she's not looking he can do her to relive that freash "mountin" Colorado experience!

LAClipsFan33
07-25-2009, 02:04 PM
Seeing her now in those close up pictures. . .I don't think she's as super hot as everyone trumps her up to be. She's definitely attractive but I don't think she's unattainable.

If you to club Ember out here in Anaheim and you will see chicks who look as good as her everywhere. She is the run of the mill attractive OC chick. They come off of the assembly line in bulk over there.

OneMoreSucka
07-25-2009, 02:06 PM
For real that dress looks awful on her.

O.J A 6'4Mamba
07-25-2009, 05:35 PM
Seeing her now in those close up pictures. . .I don't think she's as super hot as everyone trumps her up to be. She's definitely attractive but I don't think she's unattainable.

Where have you been. Everybody that said she was super hot was when she was like 19-21 right before the Kobe Allegations happened. She has been out of here prime with 2 kids for awhile.

Godfather
07-25-2009, 05:41 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/214tkd1.jpg
:pimp:

LMAO at the homos exposing themselves in this thread. If you're not attracted to her, something's wrong with you...might as well come out now.
Lol at the idiot who says she needs to go on a diet. She has had two kids and isn't even fat...

I do however feel that she isn't that attractive due to the way she is dressed. A woman of that age and motherhood should not be wearing an outfit that squeezes her **** to a point that they look unnatural. She could have easily chosen a more classy and flattering outfit (pants...really?).

Kobe4life
07-25-2009, 05:43 PM
***** looks like she just came from aladdin

Lyoto15
02-13-2010, 02:56 AM
LoL what a way to bump a thread !

Swaggin916
02-13-2010, 04:11 AM
KG you are lost man :lol

ILLsmak
02-13-2010, 05:14 AM
Wow, I can't believe Kobe let his wife get such ridiculous porn-star implants. She used to be cute, too...

-Smak

SAKOTXA
02-13-2010, 05:37 AM
Wow, I can't believe Kobe let his wife get such ridiculous porn-star implants. She used to be cute, too...

-Smak

They look real to me...

-What's up with that

ILLsmak
02-13-2010, 05:39 AM
lol, I was waiting for someone to post "They look real to me."

I dunno what to tell you...

-Smak

SAKOTXA
02-13-2010, 07:29 AM
lol, I was waiting for someone to post "They look real to me."

I dunno what to tell you...

-Smak

They do...

RoseCity07
02-13-2010, 07:32 AM
Kobe wife looks really good. Taking the hating to another level going after her.

imlmf
02-13-2010, 08:31 AM
pretty disgusting

kobe's suit doesn't look good either, dark colored pants with light colored jacket?

Andrei89
02-13-2010, 08:34 AM
She is fat no doubt. You can see her clothes being tight and pushing all that fat to her rib area, that's the reason she has those big tits aswell. They are real , no implants Sir.

And those look even bigger because her tits are being pushed against her chest by that dress.

Some women grow an extra size of tits to every 2 pounds they put on.

Skyscraper
02-13-2010, 09:54 AM
Like any celebrity, (does she count as one?) she likes to carboload with the cakes and chocolates and sweets.

not everyone can stick to a ketogenic diet and/or work out strenuously to build muscle, especially not many women who have other responsibilities.

Lakeshow23
02-13-2010, 09:55 AM
Looks A-OK to me...

EricForman
02-13-2010, 11:08 AM
kobes wife aint fat, but she looks like a typical mexican chick with that line drawn around her lips

Cangri
02-13-2010, 12:13 PM
wtf @ this thread :roll:

Magic Vinsanity
02-13-2010, 12:17 PM
:oldlol: :oldlol:

a virgin is usually someone so hungry that they have no standards as long as there's a hole they'll do

Or somebody who has only seen porn stars and think all women look like that.

ashbelly
07-06-2010, 04:43 PM
:oldlol:
Look at Jalen Rose at the back of the pic...

he was like: dang :oldlol:

The_Yearning
07-06-2010, 05:20 PM
is you N!GGAs seriious

scm5
07-06-2010, 08:05 PM
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2009/07/16/89047969.jpg

I'm wondering why this pic hasn't been quoted on every single page of this thread.

AK47DR91
07-06-2010, 08:09 PM
Vanessa is a beautiful woman, Kobe's lucky he even had a chance with her. If he was just an average guy and I was the NBA superstar I'll be the one sleeping with Vanessa.

I also wouldn't cheat on her w/ some white hotel hoe either.

Vanessa deserves better. She deserves a charmer like myself!

NoGunzJustSkillz
07-06-2010, 08:14 PM
Vanessa is a beautiful woman, Kobe's lucky he even had a chance with her. If he was just an average guy and I was the NBA superstar I'll be the one sleeping with Vanessa.

I also wouldn't cheat on her w/ some white hotel hoe either.

Vanessa deserves better. She deserves a charmer like myself!
:applause: :oldlol:

kentatm
07-06-2010, 08:19 PM
Look at her stomach.

Shes not fat at all, internet standards are ridiculous.

Go pop a pimple on your nose.


+1000000000


OP is a douche

AK47DR91
07-06-2010, 08:24 PM
:applause: :oldlol:

I'll confess as a former Kobe-hater, his beautiful sexy wife is the only thing I have against him now.

She should dump his sorry ass and then take half of everything he's ever earned.

Finally, bring whatever she got from Kobe and give it all to me...and we can start our little family.

JustinJDW
07-06-2010, 08:34 PM
:oldlol: at this thread.

PS: Vanessa is fine.

SevereUpInHere
07-06-2010, 08:35 PM
:oldlol:

Easily the most pathetic poster on this site.

how long did it take you do dig this thread up?

Weren't you the one who kept bumping the one about Vanessa and Odoms girl?

I can't imagine what a sad person you would be in real life.

Good luck with your life, because you truly seem like you'll need it.

Batz
07-06-2010, 08:39 PM
Man how long she been pregnant for wow...?

Samvt
07-06-2010, 09:10 PM
Want to know how i know you're gay?

highwhey
07-06-2010, 09:13 PM
kobe be dressin sharp', reminds me of my style.

highwhey
07-06-2010, 09:17 PM
and vanessa is still fine. stop being a b!tch.

indiefan24
07-06-2010, 11:42 PM
:oldlol:
:sleeping

Harison
07-07-2010, 07:28 AM
She is ok, still quite beautiful. Haters, how did your mothers looked after several children? I doubt anywhere near as good. The only problem I have is that dress, she shouldnt be wearing it anymore :oldlol:

leopoldstotch
07-07-2010, 10:03 AM
i'm surprised no one has mentioned those 2 women on the right wearing sandal-like shoes to the red carpet. where do they think they are?

had to point out the fact ...... :lol

Lyoto15
07-07-2010, 11:11 AM
She's a mother of 2.. give her a break, she looks great!