View Full Version : Pro Athletes who don't/didn't look like pro athletes
Manute for Ever!
07-29-2009, 08:51 AM
http://www.blueseum.org/show_image.php?id=70
(^^^Great head shot, but have to follow link, unless someone can fix it for me)
http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/VicToCDoull.jpghttp://www.theredfox.com.au/images/winners/medal-1981.jpg
Bruce Doull - Former Australian Rules Football Player (Yes, that is him in his playing days)
http://homepage.eircom.net/~dslip13/HUGHES_Merv.jpg
http://static.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/DB/102004/054987.jpghttp://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/Merv160.jpg
Merv Hughs - Former Australian Cricket Legend
http://www.chijanofuji.com/ake1.jpg
Yokozuna Akebono - Former Sumo Wrestler
http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/gallery/chabal-rugby-2007/1sebastien-chabal.jpghttp://spd.fotolog.com/photo/45/51/107/raul_der_reiter/1232588792400_f.jpg
Sebastien Chabal - French Rugby Union Player
gotbacon23
07-29-2009, 08:58 AM
http://www.rootzoo.com/uploads/group_photo_uploads/1244612743873044731.jpg
(if it weren't for his height)
supersmashbros
07-29-2009, 09:08 AM
http://www.rootzoo.com/uploads/group_photo_uploads/1244612743873044731.jpg
(if it weren't for his height)
You say that for pretty the majority of pro basketball players at any level. If Yao was 6,5" instead of 7,5", how good for he be (I know this question has been asked many times before, but that's ok)?
wang4three
07-29-2009, 09:09 AM
Stockton.
supersmashbros
07-29-2009, 09:19 AM
Mark Eaton
<a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=75434038&albumID=0&imageID=32823970"><img src="http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/684986d163c322f4e5aee6324929d91c/m.jpg" alt="Mr. Mark Eaton, Utah Jazz" /></a>
If it wasn't for the fact that a basketball scout picked him up in his late teen years, he would have ended up as the world's tallest automatic.
But that could be said with the majority of 7 footers in pro basketball...they suck and the only reason they are/were playing is their height and size.
JtotheIzzo
07-29-2009, 09:21 AM
http://www.lepool.com/_images/chronique/79.jpg
http://www.customauthenticjerseys.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/kent-tekulve-pirates.jpg
http://runningdownhill.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lincecum.jpg
http://p69.webcindario.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/NBA80s/gminski-waiters.jpg
http://lowposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/world_afro-150x150.jpg
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/10/08/2003295176.jpg
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/Sabathia.jpg
http://www.frameworth.com/cart/detailedImage/d_5245.jpg
Brunch@Five
07-29-2009, 09:28 AM
http://spd.fotolog.com/photo/45/51/107/raul_der_reiter/1232588792400_f.jpg
how does that guy not look like a pro athlete? He'd probably stomp half the NFL into the ground
gotbacon23
07-29-2009, 09:43 AM
let's not forgot about the GOAT pitcher: rich "el guapo" garces...
http://nationalsreview.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/garces2.jpg
http://a.espncdn.com/i/page2/photos/050425garces.jpg
:bowdown:
supersmashbros
07-29-2009, 10:03 AM
http://spd.fotolog.com/photo/45/51/107/raul_der_reiter/1232588792400_f.jpg
how does that guy not look like a pro athlete? He'd probably stomp half the NFL into the ground
Exactly...that got me a little confused too...yeah
gotbacon23 let's not forgot about the GOAT pitcher: rich "el guapo" garces...
http://homerderby.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/el-guapo-4-big.jpg
That pitcher looks so unprofessional...athletic...but then again it's baseball...I couldn't imagine somebody like him as a pro basketball player.
gotbacon23
07-29-2009, 10:13 AM
That pitcher looks so unprofessional...athletic...but then again it's baseball...I couldn't imagine somebody like him as a pro basketball player.
http://cwardhenninger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kevin-duckworth.jpg
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/2986/612505-oliver_miller_large.jpg
though i do agree that you are gonna find more fatties in the MLB than in the NBA. just the nature of the sport. and only fat pitchers can last long, but thats still rare. a fat nba player or a fat position player in the MLB tend to have short careers.
Mr Clutch Melo
07-29-2009, 10:24 AM
Robert Swift....
kwajo
07-29-2009, 10:38 AM
http://spd.fotolog.com/photo/45/51/107/raul_der_reiter/1232588792400_f.jpg
how does that guy not look like a pro athlete? He'd probably stomp half the NFL into the ground
So would the majority of Rugby players
Knicks101
07-29-2009, 10:57 AM
Chris Quinn
chains5000
07-29-2009, 10:59 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/mersonGasDM0509_468x343.jpg
supersmashbros
07-29-2009, 11:03 AM
http://cwardhenninger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kevin-duckworth.jpg
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/2986/612505-oliver_miller_large.jpg
though i do agree that you are gonna find more fatties in the MLB than in the NBA. just the nature of the sport. and only fat pitchers can last long, but thats still rare. a fat nba player or a fat position player in the MLB tend to have short careers.
Any overweight player will have a hard time succeeding in a physically active sport like basketball or football for a long time.
Rake2204
07-29-2009, 11:43 AM
I've always thought Mike Dunleavy Jr. has kind of looked like an average Joe, the kinda guy that might take a seat and sip some wine in uniform.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/230642847_a7b7b6c8c4.jpg
KubiliusF
07-29-2009, 11:45 AM
Larry bird besides being tall does not look like a pro athlete at all
BlazersDozen
07-29-2009, 12:38 PM
How can you make this thread and not have...
http://www.nba.com/media/act_brian_scalabrine.jpg
...in the first post?
:confusedshrug:
Greg Maddux. Loved him growing up, but he looked like he should have been fixing my computer, not playing baseball.
NastaMaverick
07-29-2009, 03:52 PM
You say that for pretty the majority of pro basketball players at any level. If Yao was 6,5" instead of 7,5", how good for he be (I know this question has been asked many times before, but that's ok)?
You are an idiot. He meant if it wasnt for Rambis's height he wouldnt have looked like a pro athlete.
24Love
07-29-2009, 06:11 PM
http://cwardhenninger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kevin-duckworth.jpg
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/2986/612505-oliver_miller_large.jpg
though i do agree that you are gonna find more fatties in the MLB than in the NBA. just the nature of the sport. and only fat pitchers can last long, but thats still rare. a fat nba player or a fat position player in the MLB tend to have short careers.
who is this guy representing my city of Toronto?
Meticode
07-29-2009, 06:25 PM
who is this guy representing my city of Toronto?
His name is Oliver Miller.
thejumpa
07-29-2009, 06:51 PM
Most White/European basketball players
A LOT of football players (QB's, lineman that are just huge....don't really look too athletic imo)
Fedor
Meticode
07-29-2009, 06:57 PM
First two that came to mind...
Jennie Finch (professional softball player)
http://bigpapadaddy.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/jennie-finchdaigle.jpg
Kristi Leskinen (professional skier)
http://3432.voxcdn.com/_images/articles/2007/04/19/kristi.jpg
1~Gibson~1
07-29-2009, 07:01 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VgHVRMwGDck/SADfOlPZrTI/AAAAAAAABt4/uj3JNin7kcE/s400/Greg%2BOden%27s%2Bpuppy.jpg
I win! :banana:
miller-time
07-29-2009, 07:04 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VgHVRMwGDck/SADfOlPZrTI/AAAAAAAABt4/uj3JNin7kcE/s400/Greg%2BOden%27s%2Bpuppy.jpg
I win! :banana:
no, he just looks like a retired athlete.
Manute for Ever!
07-29-2009, 08:30 PM
http://spd.fotolog.com/photo/45/51/107/raul_der_reiter/1232588792400_f.jpg
how does that guy not look like a pro athlete? He'd probably stomp half the NFL into the ground
I was mainly referring to his face, he looks like something from a Frank Miller novel/movie
qrich
07-29-2009, 08:33 PM
http://www.gatorzone.com/basketball/men/images/bioimg2002/bonner.jpg
OzGriffin
07-29-2009, 09:17 PM
Bruce Doull was a f'n bad c.u.n.t.
supersmashbros
07-29-2009, 09:25 PM
I can't believe I didn't bring Sun Ming Ming into this discussion!
He wouldn't be playing pro ball at any level if it wasn't for his freakish height...
too bad no NBA for him:violin:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/TallSmallRushLL_468x516.jpg
tontoz
07-29-2009, 09:45 PM
http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/20090123061635_IMG_8119.JPG
For those who don't know the guy on the left is the top heavyweight in MMA.
playtetris
07-29-2009, 09:49 PM
Merv Hughs - Former Australian Cricket Legend
...
manute...FORMER australian cricket legend? :rant
west_tip
07-29-2009, 09:49 PM
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/galleries/fatfootballers/mickquinn_250x350.jpg
Mickey Quinn, good goalscorer but a fat bastard.
supersmashbros
07-29-2009, 09:56 PM
http://nicekicks.com/images/nike-big-nike-throwback-thursday-9.jpg
I can't imagine him playing any other sport professionally besides basketball. He tried out for hockey and horse jockeying for raising charities for his native country, Sudan. Sadly, that epically failed. It was definitely an epic fail because he was obviously doing it for a very noble cause.
hihellohi765
07-30-2009, 12:09 AM
Matt Harpring fo sho.
OzGriffin
07-30-2009, 12:24 AM
Strauchanie!!
http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/07/01/215158/afl-gallery-strauchanie-legends-09-600x400.jpg
http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/07/01/215198/afl-lead-story-strauchanie-legend.jpg
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5525025,00.jpg
methusala
07-30-2009, 12:29 AM
Where the hell is John Kruk?
Styles p
07-30-2009, 12:37 AM
Strauchanie!!
http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/07/01/215158/afl-gallery-strauchanie-legends-09-600x400.jpg
http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/07/01/215198/afl-lead-story-strauchanie-legend.jpg
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5525025,00.jpg
lmao looks like a dike.
B-Low
07-30-2009, 12:52 AM
http://www.azcentral.com/i/sized/A/0/0/e298/j350/PHP4829390F0006A.jpg
Big Al All day
07-30-2009, 01:37 AM
http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/20090123061635_IMG_8119.JPG
For those who don't know the guy on the left is the top heavyweight in MMA.
I was JUST about to post a pic of him, Couture also doesn't look like the bad ass mother****er that he is.
http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/Randy-Couture-10.jpg
Thugnificent
07-30-2009, 02:28 AM
http://mediadb.kicker.de/news/1000/1100/3000/artikel/577688/ailton_z__rich-1183973337_zoom89_crop_600x450_600x450+67+2.jpg
Ailton
He was one of the best strikers in the Bundesliga, but was really really fat.
sergiorodriguez
07-30-2009, 02:31 AM
jamal tinsley
BlazersDozen
07-30-2009, 02:40 AM
I was JUST about to post a pic of him, Couture also doesn't look like the bad ass mother****er that he is.
http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/Randy-Couture-10.jpg
Are you kidding me?
Randy Couture looks like the baddest MF in the World. He's well in his 40s and has a better body than 99% of ISH.
Manute for Ever!
07-30-2009, 07:49 AM
Bruce Doull was a f'n bad c.u.n.t.
http://images.watoday.com.au/2009/05/27/543520/invade__22__gallery__600x353-600x400.jpg
Damn straight.
Should've added Michael Tuck to this list:
http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/mtuckhaw.jpg
And I want to offer an official appology to playtetris. Merv Hughes is and always will be a legend, i was merely insinuating that he is a former player. I never meant to downplay the greatness of the great Merv Hughes.
Manute for Ever!
07-30-2009, 09:41 AM
http://nicekicks.com/images/nike-big-nike-throwback-thursday-9.jpg
I can't imagine him playing any other sport professionally besides basketball. He tried out for hockey and horse jockeying for raising charities for his native country, Sudan. Sadly, that epically failed. It was definitely an epic fail because he was obviously doing it for a very noble cause.
How is publicly humiliating yourself for charity an "Epic fail"?
Bol was very active in charitable causes throughout his career. In fact, he says he spent much of the money he made during a 10-year NBA career supporting various causes related to his war-ravaged nation of birth, Sudan. He frequently visited Sudanese refugee camps, where he was treated like royalty. In 2001 Bol was offered a post as minister of sport by the Sudanese government. Bol, who is Christian, refused because one of the pre-conditions was converting to Islam. Later Bol was hindered from leaving the country by the Sudanese government, who accused him of supporting the Dinka-led Christian rebels, the Sudan People's Liberation Army. The Sudanese government refused to grant him an exit visa unless he came back with more money. Assistance by supporters in the United States, including Connecticut Senator Joseph Lieberman, raised money to provide Bol with plane tickets to Cairo, Egypt. After 6 months of negotiations with U.S. consulate officials regarding refugee status, Bol and his family were finally able to leave Egypt and return to the United States.
Bol established the Ring True Foundation in order to continue fundraising for Sudanese refugees. He has given most of his fortune (an estimated $3.5 million) to their cause. In 2002, Fox TV agreed to broadcast the telephone number of his Ring True Foundation in exchange for Bol's agreement to appear on their Celebrity Boxing show. After the referee goaded, "If you guys don't box, you won't get paid," he scored a third-round victory over former football player William "The Refrigerator" Perry. Later that year, Bol signed a one-day contract with the Indianapolis Ice of the Central Hockey League to raise money for the Sudanese, and also had a brief stint as a horse jockey for similar reasons.
http://dndnl.com/WordPress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/manute.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6cAWfIBl79Q/SBRpMES0t7I/AAAAAAAAAV0/m_RXazFyCis/s400/bol_horse1%5B1%5D.jpg
http://www.wizznutzz.com/images/bol_hockey1.jpg
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0515/photo/r_perry_sp.jpg
supersmashbros
07-30-2009, 10:46 AM
How is publicly humiliating yourself for charity an "Epic fail"?
http://dndnl.com/WordPress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/manute.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6cAWfIBl79Q/SBRpMES0t7I/AAAAAAAAAV0/m_RXazFyCis/s400/bol_horse1%5B1%5D.jpg
http://www.wizznutzz.com/images/bol_hockey1.jpg
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0515/photo/r_perry_sp.jpg
OK I guess epic fail was unnecessary (I use it too much I suppose). I guess I should have only said noble deed.
Tarik One
07-30-2009, 06:45 PM
David Wells - He looks like a season ticket holder who spends his time between innings at the concession stand stuffing his face with buffalo wings, nachos and beer.
pete's montreux
07-30-2009, 06:48 PM
David Wells - He looks like a season ticket holder who spends his time between innings at the concession stand stuffing his face with buffalo wings, nachos and beer.
I knew he would come up eventually. You're absolutely right. He's got some of the best control I've ever seen, and that's how he was successful.
20 seasons in the bigs, a total of 654 walks. :eek:
RaininThrees
07-30-2009, 07:33 PM
http://drrockshow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/babe_ruth.jpg
Devin1410
07-31-2009, 07:29 AM
Royce Gracie.
supersmashbros
07-31-2009, 09:53 AM
I think the majority of 7 foot basketball players are arguably not pro athletes if it was not for their freakish height...height matters too much in basketball regardless what anyone here has to say, so the sport pretty much looses interest quickly among some ppl...
Manute for Ever!
07-31-2009, 01:49 PM
Royce Gracie.
And yet the greatest...
Vragrant
07-31-2009, 01:59 PM
http://www.blueseum.org/show_image.php?id=70
(^^^Great head shot, but have to follow link, unless someone can fix it for me)
http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/VicToCDoull.jpghttp://www.theredfox.com.au/images/winners/medal-1981.jpg
Bruce Doull - Former Australian Rules Football Player (Yes, that is him in his playing days)
http://homepage.eircom.net/~dslip13/HUGHES_Merv.jpg
http://static.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/DB/102004/054987.jpghttp://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/Merv160.jpg
Merv Hughs - Former Australian Cricket Legend
http://www.chijanofuji.com/ake1.jpg
Yokozuna Akebono - Former Sumo Wrestler
http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/gallery/chabal-rugby-2007/1sebastien-chabal.jpghttp://spd.fotolog.com/photo/45/51/107/raul_der_reiter/1232588792400_f.jpg
Sebastien Chabal - French Rugby Union Player
Good picks, but that Chabal guy apart from looking like a pirate looks like an athlete to me. Hes pretty diesel.
BlazersDozen
07-31-2009, 02:08 PM
http://spd.fotolog.com/photo/45/51/107/raul_der_reiter/1232588792400_f.jpg
This guy is swoll.
I wouldn't even look him in the eye in public.
T.O.RAPS
07-31-2009, 02:09 PM
Darrick Martin
http://images.quickblogcast.com/81063-70964/DarrickMartin04.jpg
PistolPete
07-31-2009, 02:54 PM
http://monacapa.net/vertical/Sites/%7BCE3E16F9-5616-40ED-9155-F9429F9BB630%7D/uploads/%7B7B989E35-961D-413E-9586-5645D3F30883%7D.BMP
HighFlyer23
07-31-2009, 03:49 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L0OET0IDvOk/Ri48U3-xQ4I/AAAAAAAAAc8/KH4UtGF4oyE/s400/steve+nash.jpg
MarloStanfield
07-31-2009, 03:50 PM
And yet the greatest...
Royce Gracie isn't even the best jiu-jitsu fighter in his immediate family but still a good example.
Tarik One
07-31-2009, 05:59 PM
Kevin "Herman Munster" McHale
The_Night_Elf
07-31-2009, 06:11 PM
I remember reading an article Jet wrote saying how during an All-Star weekend he went into a resturant and Stockton invited him to sit with him. Jet hesitated for a bit because he thought he was some insurance salesman...
http://www.photohome.com/pictures/celebrity-pictures/nba-pictures/john-stockton-1a.jpg
west_tip
07-31-2009, 06:41 PM
Very lanky/skinny by rugby standards but he could really play, my all time favourite Wallaby, Stephen Larkham :bowdown:
http://www.rucksandrolls.com/userimages/user-4108088_1161743860.jpg
halffttime
07-31-2009, 09:18 PM
http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/20090123061635_IMG_8119.JPG
For those who don't know the guy on the left is the top heavyweight in MMA.
wasn't that guy on the right the enemy from the original s uperman, :oldlol: ..
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/non1.jpg
Manute for Ever!
08-01-2009, 01:30 AM
wasn't that guy on the right the enemy from the original s uperman, :oldlol: ..
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/non1.jpg
:oldlol: That's a damn close match
ShaqAttack3234
08-01-2009, 02:44 AM
No David Wells? I remember when he first came to the Yankees I had no idea how a guy this fat was such a good pitcher.
http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/david-wells-belly-400a060607.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/brewer09/players/davidwells-yankees.JPG
http://keitholbermannisevil.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/david-wells.jpg
http://images.wikia.com/openserving/sports/images/3/3e/David_Wells_Shrug.jpg
http://www.cnnsi.com/2007/images/08/15/p1_wells.jpg
I remember that almost every season there'd be articles about Wells weight.
Mo Vaughn
http://www.biggerpockets.com/renewsblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mo.jpg
http://www.nyfuturestars.com/profile_pics/mo_vaughn.jpg
Cecil and Prince Fielder.
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/5866/fielder.jpg
http://www.nleastchatter.com/realdirtymets/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/princefielder.jpg
PistolPete
08-01-2009, 02:55 AM
http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dennis-rodman.jpg
Manute for Ever!
08-01-2009, 02:55 AM
http://www.geocities.com/brewer09/players/davidwells-yankees.JPG
Looks like Jesse Ventura in that pic.
thatoneblackguy
08-01-2009, 03:14 AM
http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dennis-rodman.jpg
THIS. :oldlol:
InspiredLebowski
08-01-2009, 03:16 AM
New Athletic and future AL batting champ Brett Wallace.
http://www.portersprospects.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/brett-wallace.jpg
If that ain't a DH I don't know what is.
1manfastbreak
08-01-2009, 04:30 AM
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/art/sports/mariners/gallery/weekly/photos/photo07.jpg
always reminded me of a racist ass skinhead..
http://www.sportsrumblings.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/john-daly-nutrisystem.JPG
GOAT. how was jon daly not said? smokes on the course, sponsered by dunkin doughnuts?
Manute for Ever!
08-01-2009, 04:41 AM
Damn, how did I forget John Daly?!?
wasn't that guy on the right the enemy from the original s uperman, :oldlol: ..
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/non1.jpg
i thought the same. i was actually looking for his picture before i saw your post.
Hawker
08-01-2009, 06:11 AM
I hate how you can be fat and play a sport. Baseball is a joke.
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