What do you imagine your average Kobe fan looks like?

[KobeLookLike2Pac]

Now I am not directing this at true Lakers fans. You guys are probably just as sick of Kobe fans as anyone else. I am talking about Kobe lovers and apologists who don't care about the Lakers unless the team makes Kobe look better. The ones who see him like a teenage girl sees a rockstar she loves. In my mind your average Kobe fan looks like a frail prepubescent latino or asian male with an almost homosexual attraction to the man. They really don't care about his history, stats or accomplishments unless they can be used to for boastful purposes or to defend against what they see as attacks on his person. They are actually more attracted to Kobe the man and his fame, rather than Kobe the player.

Here is what I imagine what Kobe fans looks like when I see them gleefully propping up their boy while remaining blissfully ignorant to any critical but objective comments about him.


http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/10/Emo_gang.jpg

http://talkinstuff.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kobe-bryant.jpg

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo-kids-oh-god-why.jpg

http://www.mattybandme.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fat-emo.jpg

That's just me but what do you guys think your average "Kobe fan" looks like?

[HighFlyer23]

Average Kobe worshiper:

http://blogs.nypost.com/tv/photos/william_hung.jpg

[TheAnchorman]

http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/15393-2/sasha+vujacic+sitting+portrait.jpg

[1~Gibson~1]

http://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2008/06/homersimpson.jpg

[OneMoreSucka]

Mexican

[nbastatus]

Mexican
:oldlol:

[RoseCity07]

Fat, wear their cell phone on their waste, gelled hair, baggy clothes, hat backwards, Kobe #24 yellow jersey, both ears pierce(tongue possibly pierced in case they get to meet Kobe), sloping forhead.

You usually can identify them from the back since they are the ones walking up the stairs to leave when the Lakers look like they might lose.

[Killbot]

2 Kobe who are in love with Kobe are black...

But anyways, I agree with TheAnchorman.

[drewdizzle]

This thread is dumb

[quasimoto]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3624/3347381854_cbaf66bc74_o.jpg

[purple8gold]

Look in the mirror, that should enlighten you.

This thread is indeed dumb. Come on guys, grow up. :ohwell:

[godofgods]

Like a retard of course. Why would you expect anything different?

[1~Gibson~1]

:roll:

at the backwards 24

http://imkeithhernandez.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/knockout_kobe__childs.jpg

:lol

[west]

Fat, wear their cell phone on their waste, gelled hair, baggy clothes, hat backwards, Kobe #24 yellow jersey, both ears pierce(tongue possibly pierced in case they get to meet Kobe), sloping forhead.

You usually can identify them from the back since they are the ones walking up the stairs to leave when the Lakers look like they might lose.
This.:oldlol:

[LongLived#24]

Who cares what they look like, they're some of the most knowledgable fans around though.

[branslowski]

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/NBA+Finals+Game+1+Orlando+Magic+v+Los+Angeles+k6V5 M5RGUWvl.jpg

[AirJordan23]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/04/27/amd_mark-jackson.jpg

[LAClipsFan33]

This idiot...

http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/MoreLakersDTLA_03.jpg

Don't know sh*t about basketball...just shows up for the party/riot

[OneMoreSucka]

Look at that picture and read my post on the first page.

Does anyone really need to say any more????

[LAClipsFan33]

Look at that picture and read my post on the first page.

Does anyone really need to say any more????

The idiot Raider fans who used to stab people when the Raiders played in the Coliseum are now Kobe fans. They will fist fight you if you don't like the Lakers...trust me I've almost been jumped at TGI's for rooting against the Lakers

[amfirst]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3624/3347381854_cbaf66bc74_o.jpg

I didn't know Deron Williams is a Kobe fan.

[Alpha Wolf]

typical Jordan jocker


http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5116/jordanstan.jpg

[IInvented]

Who cares what they look like, they're some of the most knowledgable fans around though.

Can we ****ing ban this troll?? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[Phong]

And this is just the average Kobe fans. Most of them are way hotter than this.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7814/image7cra.jpg

[kumquat]

http://www.newsnet14.com/images/stinking_badges_illegal_mexicans1.jpg

[Snoop_Cat]

And this is just the average Kobe fans. Most of them are way hotter than this.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7814/image7cra.jpg

is the bottom left one maryss from paris?

[GiveItToBurrito]

This idiot...

http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/MoreLakersDTLA_03.jpg

Don't know sh*t about basketball...just shows up for the party/riot

Pretty much. On ISH, they usually have under 500 posts but a ****load of rep, too.

And yeah, most of them are just frontrunners who are also Cowboy and Yankee fans. I've noticed that they also seem to overrate how difficult the triangle offense is to learn; I remember reading some of them writing about how it'll take Ron Artest at least a year to learn how to do it, when he's spent a decent part of his career playing in similarly complex motion offenses.

[clayton]

You thought that was bad, imagine the anti-Kobe kids.

[GiveItToBurrito]

typical Jordan jocker


http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5116/jordanstan.jpg

The thing about liking MJ, though, is that it was pretty much mandatory if you grew up in the 90's. Like, literally everybody I knew in elementary school growing up in MD and Scotland had Bulls ****. Everybody. Rooting for MJ was almost like rooting for America, just because he was so dominant and he had Space Jam and all that other stuff.

[Alpha Wolf]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5116/jordanstan.jpg

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3685/jordanstan2.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0312951930.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Look jordan jockers! If you jock jordan hard enough, he may touch you also ... *sigh*. This book is called "Hang Time: Days and dreams with Michael Jordan."

[Alpha Wolf]

The thing about liking MJ, though, is that it was pretty much mandatory if you grew up in the 90's. Like, literally everybody I knew in elementary school growing up in MD and Scotland had Bulls ****. Everybody. Rooting for MJ was almost like rooting for America, just because he was so dominant and he had Space Jam and all that other stuff.

Space Jam? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[nbastatus]

typical Jordan jocker


http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5116/jordanstan.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h2H9Hcn7luk/RnaoqUEuw3I/AAAAAAAAABU/uro_PtUo6ro/s320/359519_KOBE%252520BRYANT%252520IN%252520A%252520MI CHAEL%252520JORDAN%252520JERSEY%252520(1).jpg

[Phong]

is the bottom left one maryss from paris?
:wtf:

It's Alyssa Milano.

[west]

And this is just the average Kobe fans. Most of them are way hotter than this.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7814/image7cra.jpg
Who is that b!tch next to Cameron Diaz?:eek:

[Snoop_Cat]

:wtf:

It's Alyssa Milano.

look maryss from paris up (beat freaks from ABDC) if u dont know her. she looks like her from that angle

[OneMoreSucka]

Space Jam? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Space Jam is the ****, are you kidding me?

[Phong]

Who is that b!tch next to Cameron Diaz?:eek:
Left one it's that girl from the Highschool Musical stuff.. don't remember her name. The one on the right is Megan Fox (Transformer movies).

[TheAnchorman]

Vanessa Hudgens is hot hot hot.

[west]

Left one it's that girl from the Highschool Musical stuff.. don't remember her name. The one on the right is Megan Fox (Transformer movies).
Megan Fox look diff every pic i see her.:oldlol:

[IInvented]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h2H9Hcn7luk/RnaoqUEuw3I/AAAAAAAAABU/uro_PtUo6ro/s320/359519_KOBE%252520BRYANT%252520IN%252520A%252520MI CHAEL%252520JORDAN%252520JERSEY%252520(1).jpg


:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/2882/owned9wz.jpg

[Lakers]

And this is just the average Kobe fans. Most of them are way hotter than this.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7814/image7cra.jpg

Those are Lakers fans. Other than Nicole Richie, I am not sure if there are any celebrity "Kobe fans".

[OneMoreSucka]

Vanessa Hudgens is hot hot hot.
Yeah but her snatch is not. Wild bush going on down there...

[nbastatus]

Vanessa Hudgens is hot hot hot.
http://www.3dm3.com/forum/attachments/f100/14031d1200618441-speed-modeling-challenge-no-60-tree-bush-bush-vray-1.jpg

[Phong]

Now that we saw how hot Lakers/Kobe's fans are lets take a look around the league.

Jordan Fan:
http://heylarryhughespleasestoptakingsomanybadshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bulls-fan.jpg

Celtics Fans:
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/images/02/14/tx_celtics.jpg

Cavs Fans:
http://www.nba.com/media/cavaliers/watchparty_080506_01.jpg

LeBron Fan:
http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008/05/large_cry.jpg

[nbastatus]

Ray Allen
http://www.degreesofme.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/poppi.jpg

[JohnnySic]

http://www.planetsuns.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/davidstern.jpg

[justin43]

Like the average Kobe hater, Jordan stan, Lebron disciple, laker fan, average team fan and even knowledgeable NBA fan.:confusedshrug:

What is your point? Are all Kobe fans Kobe stans?:roll: Way to generalize.:roll:

[west]

Ray Allen
http://www.degreesofme.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/poppi.jpg
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

[nbastatus]

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
possibly spudjjay
http://www.chocolatecityweb.com/BlogPics/June2008/Celtics2/main.jpg

[TheAnchorman]

Yeah but her snatch is not. Wild bush going on down there...
Bushes can be fixed in a few minutes. Bodies? Months. Faces? Not really.

[OneMoreSucka]

Bushes can be fixed in a few minutes. Bodies? Months. Faces? Not really.
What if that's how she prefers it and never changes it :ohwell:

[bigkingsfan]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h2H9Hcn7luk/RnaoqUEuw3I/AAAAAAAAABU/uro_PtUo6ro/s320/359519_KOBE%252520BRYANT%252520IN%252520A%252520MI CHAEL%252520JORDAN%252520JERSEY%252520(1).jpg
This thread can close now.

[DuMa]

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/douche.jpg

[OneMoreSucka]

ROFL no those are Nets fans :oldlol:

[Phong]

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/douche.jpg
FAIL.

Guidos are from the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

[TheAnchorman]

What if that's how she prefers it and never changes it :ohwell:
I tell her I love her while staring deeply into her eyes... instant snatch makeover :pimp:

[NuggetsFan]

Probably like a 12 year old kid :confusedshrug:

[EMERE]

What about the Jordan fans?:roll: most of them are fat asses who just spend their hole time writing essays to explain how Jordan is the undisputed goat.

[LAClipsFan33]

http://www.planetsuns.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/davidstern.jpg

:roll:

:applause:

[imdaman99]

What if that's how she prefers it and never changes it :ohwell:
You fcking queer. Here you are trying to criticize a fine piece of @ss because of such BS reasons. Please tell me you're just playing devil's advocate.

[OneMoreSucka]

I'm not playing anything I just hate bush, the **** scratches you...

[HitandRun Reggie]

What about the Jordan fans?:roll: most of them are fat asses who just spend their hole time writing essays to explain how Jordan is the undisputed goat.

http://heylarryhughespleasestoptakingsomanybadshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bulls-fan.jpg

http://trinityfootballleague.com/trinity/WebPages/Archive/2005/DaBears12.jpg




http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/514250c4268603c126b517a865c7dc15b547211.jpg

[Long Duck Dong]

I'm not playing anything I just hate bush, the **** scratches you...

It only scratches you if she hasn't maintained after shaving it. If it's a full on bush, then it shouldn't be that bad unless she has a brillo pad above her puss. Your statement screams VIRGIN!

Step away from the Tube8 and get some real life experience boy. :oldlol:

[reppy]

This is how I imagine all Kobe fans:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueBPZXeaZg

[Meticode]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3624/3347381854_cbaf66bc74_o.jpg

:roll:

[OneMoreSucka]

It only scratches you if she hasn't maintained after shaving it. If it's a full on bush, then it shouldn't be that bad unless she has a brillo pad above her puss. Your statement screams VIRGIN!

Step away from the Tube8 and get some real life experience boy. :oldlol:
:confusedshrug: I really don't give a **** if people on the internet don't believe me.

[juju151111]

It only scratches you if she hasn't maintained after shaving it. If it's a full on bush, then it shouldn't be that bad unless she has a brillo pad above her puss. Your statement screams VIRGIN!

Step away from the Tube8 and get some real life experience boy. :oldlol:
LOLL *leaves to check out this tube8 place lol. Anyways i don't know crap about females bush. I don't get how you know what scraches down their for a women.

[OneMoreSucka]

LOLL *leaves to check out this tube8 place lol. Anyways i don't know crap about females bush. I don't get how you know what scraches down their for a women.
From experience...it's not like it hurts it's just distracting.

[twolvesfan]

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/douche.jpg
i love what you did with your eyebrows, where did you get them done?

[unknown101]

How the **** did a Kobe fan thread turn into one about the High School Musical chick's bush?????


:wtf:

[OneMoreSucka]

Because no one here gives a **** about Kobe threads.

[KoolKat]

http://www.planetsuns.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/davidstern.jpg

Asked about Kobe fans, not LeBron fans.

[momo]

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/douche.jpg

That is the fcuking scariest looking thing I have ever seen IN MY LIFE.

[SAKOTXA]

http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/3739-2/laker-fans-jack-nicholson-morgan-freeman-26917156.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/0/88/44_2008/7da69a08f566efe4_081028-lakers.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/0/88/22_2008/080529-lakers.jpg

/thread

SUCK A DICK HATERS

[RoseCity07]

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/douche.jpg

Like someone already said these are those douches that live out in Jersey.

Also, look at this guy. WTF, is that a human? Pretty sure thats a burn victim.

[momo]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r132/b_lew/Decorated%20images/ugly.jpg

[Geandily]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3624/3347381854_cbaf66bc74_o.jpg

Only funny/correct picture in the entire thread

[sbw19]

What do you imagine your average Kobe fan looks like?

Human, for the most part.

[godofgods]

Retarded Human, for the most part.

Fixed that for ya brah!:applause:

[godofgods]

http://www.planetsuns.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/davidstern.jpg
/thread

:hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime:

[BlackMamba24]

look like the greatest humans to step on earth since theyre fans of the GOAT aka kobe bean bryant

[sbw19]

Fixed that for ya brah!

I'm not a male but thanks lol.

[KoolKat]

/thread

:hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime:

No, that's an average LeBron fan.

[KoolKat]

look like the greatest humans to step on earth since theyre fans of the GOAT aka kobe bean bryant

:cheers:

[kurple]

http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/3739-2/laker-fans-jack-nicholson-morgan-freeman-26917156.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/0/88/44_2008/7da69a08f566efe4_081028-lakers.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/0/88/22_2008/080529-lakers.jpg

/thread

SUCK A DICK HATERS


you don't have to be a fan of kobe to watch lakers games, maybe they are all fisher fans?
or maybe they are just lakers fans

[kurple]

And only gay people doesn't care if a girl has a bush or not...

It feels strange and looks nasty.

[Moneyshot]

It only scratches you if she hasn't maintained after shaving it. If it's a full on bush, then it shouldn't be that bad unless she has a brillo pad above her puss. Your statement screams VIRGIN!

Step away from the Tube8 and get some real life experience boy. :oldlol:

:roll:
:roll:
:roll:

[Moneyshot]

From experience...it's not like it hurts it's just distracting.

I suggest quietly exiting this thread, before you make a bigger fool of yourself, virgin. :lol

[loot]

Who cares what they look like, they're some of the most knowledgable fans around though.
:oldlol:

[KobeLookLike2Pac]

http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/3739-2/laker-fans-jack-nicholson-morgan-freeman-26917156.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/0/88/44_2008/7da69a08f566efe4_081028-lakers.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/0/88/22_2008/080529-lakers.jpg

/thread

SUCK A DICK HATERS

You think celebrities are going to stop showing up at Staples if Kobe left? :oldlol: The fact that you assume those people came to see Kobe and not the team just proves that you think Kobe is bigger than the Lakers. Its a common symptom that Kobe stalkers suffer from.

[branslowski]

You think celebrities are going to stop showing up at Staples if Kobe left? :oldlol: The fact that you assume those people came to see Kobe and not the team just proves that you think Kobe is bigger than the Lakers. Its a common symptom that Kobe stalkers suffer from.

You missed the point...No these ppl won't stop coming to games if Kobe left...But they are still fans of Kobe aswell...Your title say's..."What does a Kobe FAN look like"....Well, most of these ppl have admitted to being a fan of Kobe...

Im a Kobe fan, and I will still watch my Laker team when he leaves..Same with the Celeb's...You should have labeled your post..."What does most Kobe nut huggers look like"....

[Phong]

The average Kobe fan is not bitter enough to make topics about other players' fans. Instead he celebrates the Lakers' championship and let the jealous haters wallow in their misery.

[KobeLookLike2Pac]

You missed the point...No these ppl won't stop coming to games if Kobe left...But they are still fans of Kobe aswell...Your title say's..."What does a Kobe FAN look like"....Well, most of these ppl have admitted to being a fan of Kobe...

Im a Kobe fan, and I will still watch my Laker team when he leaves..Same with the Celeb's...You should have labeled your post..."What does most Kobe nut huggers look like"....

In my initial posts I said that I was not directing this at true Lakers fans.The fact that you ignored this PROVES that being a true Lakers fan means nothing to you when it comes to running to the defense of your obsession.In the last several years it has been painfully obvious who are the Kobe fans and who are the Lakers fans.The line in the sand was drawn long ago, and its clear on what side you stand.

[Alpha Wolf]

The average Kobe fan is not bitter enough to make topics about other players' fans. Instead he celebrates the Lakers' championship and let the jealous haters wallow in their misery.

:cheers:

kobe haters = left over jordan stans from the waterd down 90s that can't stand the fact that by the time Kobe retires and its all said and done he will be considered and solidified as the overall GOAT in common pop culture


there will always be those religious faithfuls always claiming jordan is the best when in fact all it is is their personal preference, not a matter of who actually is the better player. sorry people, Kobe is the GOAT. accept it now, or be accused of joining the bandwagon in a couple years time.

[branslowski]

In my initial posts I said that I was not directing this at true Lakers fans.The fact that you ignored this PROVES that being a true Lakers fan means nothing to you when it comes to running to the defense of your obsession.In the last several years it has been painfully obvious who are the Kobe fans and who are the Lakers fans.The line in the sand was drawn long ago, and its clear on what side you stand.

:roll: Because I responded to your actual Title of what a Kobe FAN looks like, and that showing actual Kobe fans who are stars, isn't wrong to do as you pointed out towards another poster....You are now pissed and calling me some emo Kobe stan because I just straight killed you...F*ck off...

[theballerFKA Ace]

I think most of the "Kobe fans" you are talking about are not from SoCal and have no loyalty to the Laker's organization. I only consider ppl who live in SoCal or have lived in SoCal true Lakers fans. Most Lakers fans are fans of Kobe though so you should have asked what "your average Kobe stan looks like".

[CantStop]

I think most of the "Kobe fans" you are talking about are not from SoCal and have no loyalty to the Laker's organization. I only consider ppl who live in SoCal or have lived in SoCal true Lakers fans. Most Lakers fans are fans of Kobe though so you should have asked what "your average Kobe stan looks like".

So if you're not from Socal, you can't be a true Laker fan? :oldlol:

Dumbest sh!t I ever heard. Like I said, only gays cares what other men look like. Do you want to hit on us or something?

[tsnorquist]

Sorry, the topic was just asking for it... :banana:

http://katelynfaber.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/katelynfaberkobeaccuser.jpg

[supersmashbros]

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/wp-content/shag.jpg

[ShaqAttack3234]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/04/27/amd_mark-jackson.jpg

:roll:

[momo]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/905-fugly.jpg

[1~Gibson~1]

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/6b75a32d3fc942899a1364062bc3d9a2.jpg

http://laist.com/attachments/la_zach/1-lakerscelebrate.jpg

http://www.jazzbots.com/web/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/465_nbafinalsgame2losangeleslakersvboston5usmrbmrd 3el.jpg

To sum it up in 4 words: A bunch of dumbasses

[ashar008]

http://celebchitchat.today.com/files/2008/06/nicolerichie_669_18414185_0_0_9785_300.jpg

Nicole Richie

[Suprageex]

Kobe fans >>>>Kobe haters...

[OneMoreSucka]

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/6b75a32d3fc942899a1364062bc3d9a2.jpg

http://laist.com/attachments/la_zach/1-lakerscelebrate.jpg

http://www.jazzbots.com/web/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/465_nbafinalsgame2losangeleslakersvboston5usmrbmrd 3el.jpg

To sum it up in 4 words: A bunch of dumbasses
My original statement still stands. Mexican.

[Melissa]

http://www.thealabamabluesbrothers.com/withstern.jpg