Looking For A Personal Assistant

[MarloStanfield]

I'm in the latter stages of starting a small company. I can't get into details about the nature of the company just yet (food related) until I put the finishing touches on it. Rest assured if I'm investing resources into it has lots of growth potential.

Anyway, I'm looking to hire a personal assistant from the Bay area. This could be you.

Qualifications:

Highly Organized.
Able to multi-task.
Valid driver's license and transportation (public transit is fine).
High level communication skills.
Ability to go with the flow, adaptive, flexible, demeanor.

What I will be providing you with:

A cell phone with internet (blackberry) that you must keep on you at all times, and are welcome to use for non-work stuff too.

Very relaxed work environment.

Pay starts @ $15 an hour under the table. If you prove to be reliable and you work hard + we get along it turn into a salary after 3 months with paid vacations.

You will be attending lots of social events and the perks that come along with them. Lots of free stuff, going out to dinner frequently, etc.

A typical day or duties:

Making and answering phone calls/Paying bills/dropping off dry cleaning/Doing grocery shopping/Picking up weed (this position is in SF)/Scheduling and Planning/Helping my girlfriend out.

[phoenix18]

I'm in the latter stages of starting a small company. I can't get into details about the nature of this company just yet (food related) until I put the finishing touches on it. Rest assured if I'm investing resources into it has lots of growth potential.

Anyway, I'm looking to hire a personal assistant from the Bay area. This could be you.

Qualifications:

Highly Organized.
Able to multi-task.
Valid driver's license and transportation (public transit is fine).
High level communication skills.
Ability to go with the flow, adaptive, flexible, demeanor.

What I will be providing you with:

A cell phone that you must keep on you at all times, and are welcome to use for non-work calls.

Relaxed work environment.

Pay starts @ $15 an hour under the table. If you prove to be reliable and you work hard it will become a salary after 3 months.

You will be attending lots of social events and the perks that come along with those. Lots of free stuff, going out to for dinners, etc.

A typical day:

Making/answering phone calls/Pay my bills/Drop off dry cleaning/Do grocery shopping/Pick up my weed (this position is in SF)/Scheduling and Planning.
If I was in San Fran, you would have yourself an assistant.

[shlver]

What are the hours like? I'm a full time student.

[MarloStanfield]

What are the hours like? I'm a full time student.
I haven't really figured that out yet. The hours fluctuate, I would need someone who is semi flexible.

Are you in the bay?

[shlver]

I haven't really figured that out yet. The hours fluctuate, I would need someone who is semi flexible.

Are you in the bay?
Yeah. I'm contemplating whether to juggle studies and a job. I really want to focus on my studies but a little cash on the side is tempting.

[MarloStanfield]

Yeah. I'm contemplating whether to juggle studies and a job. I really want to focus on my studies but a little cash on the side is tempting.
Initially I'm thinking it will be weekends only. Are you good with numbers? Are you organized?

[supersmashbros]

I'd totally do that if I lived in San Fran.
I would too, but sadly I live nowhere near the San Fran area. I live somewhere in Southern Ontario, so chances are slim to none unless this was some online job.

[sunsfan1357]

Do I get mileage for my commute from San Diego to the Bay?

[phoenix18]

Do I get mileage for my commute from San Diego to the Bay?
:roll: :roll: :roll: Good one.

[emsteez forreal]

wow. i should move out to so cal right now for this.

[MarloStanfield]

Do I get mileage for my commute from San Diego to the Bay?
Fast forward to 2030 when the high speed rail exists and you might.

[sunsfan1357]

Fast forward to 2030 when the high speed rail exists and you might.

Guess I'll have to wait for a summer internship when I'm back in Norcal next year.

[MarloStanfield]

wow. i should move out to so cal right now for this.
Nor cal bro :)

[supersmashbros]

Fast forward to 2030 when the high speed rail exists and you might.
Fast forward a couple of centuries when teleporting yourself from one place in the world to another is possible.

[tian820]

I would do this if this was available 1 year from now

[JayGuevara]

Does the position involve copious amounts of drugs and white girls?

If so, I still don't wanna be your *****, but I'll offer my services as bodyguard. Just don't call me Kevin Costner or sing I Will Always Love You.

[MarloStanfield]

Tian, A year from now I'm going to hopefully be hiring quite a few people because this will have taken off and I'll be running and operating numerous storefronts, etc. I obviously intend to keep ISH updated the whole way through. I even want to pitch a show about the entire process of starting an independent company from the ground up.

Jay, I will eventually need a bodyguard in the not so distant future. Not a bodyguard in the traditional sense but someone who is overseeing certain things and make sure people are honest. You would have access to lots of access to women (SF has the most diverse/beautiful women in US) just by living in the bay. Not to mention I will be employing hot chicks.

[Mathius 2.0]

Helping my girlfriend out.


Helping her achieve orgasm?:oldlol:

Seriously would it be a plus if your assistant knew something about food or the food biz? If so then rufuspaul, boozehound, bankshot, lazerface and kebab stall are your guys.

[supersmashbros]

Helping her achieve orgasm?:oldlol:

Seriously would it be a plus if your assistant knew something about food or the food biz? If so then rufuspaul, boozehound, bankshot, lazerface and kebab stall are your guys.
Do they all live in the Bay area or somewhere nearby?

[MarloStanfield]

Helping her achieve orgasm?:oldlol:

Seriously would it be a plus if your assistant knew something about food or the food biz? If so then rufuspaul, boozehound, bankshot, lazerface and kebab stall are your guys.
Ha, helping my girlfriend entails making sure she's not mad at me.

That would definitely be a plus. This will be pretty unconventional company in SF so thinking outside the box is definitely a big plus as well. I don't think any of those guys are in the bay however.

[Mathius 2.0]

lilojmayo comes to mind.

[Kebab Stall]

Helping her achieve orgasm?

Seriously would it be a plus if your assistant knew something about food or the food biz? If so then rufuspaul, boozehound, bankshot, lazerface and kebab stall are your guys.
I don't even live in the States.

[MarloStanfield]

lilojmayo comes to mind.
Looking for someone a little older. Also helps if the candidate is jewish or asian because they typically possess great work ethic. Not a requirement though.

[Mathius 2.0]

Vapid?

[RidonKs]

boozehound
yeah, i'm sure he'd be absolutely giddy about ditching his professorship to do laundry for a pothead.

;)

[JayGuevara]

Looking for someone a little older. Also helps if the candidate is jewish or asian because they typically possess great work ethic. Not a requirement though.

I am offended and this is in violation of my rights as a migrant worker. I'm calling Jesse Jackson right now for this blatant favoritism and nepotism towards the Jewish and Asian populous and prejudice against the qualified colored workers of America.

Racist! :oldlol:

[tian820]

Tian, A year from now I'm going to hopefully be hiring quite a few people because this will have taken off and I'll be running and operating numerous storefronts, etc. I obviously intend to keep ISH updated the whole way through. I even want to pitch a show about the entire process of starting an independent company from the ground up.

Jay, I will eventually need a bodyguard in the not so distant future. Not a bodyguard in the traditional sense but someone who is overseeing certain things and make sure people are honest. You would have access to lots of access to women (SF has the most diverse/beautiful women in US) just by living in the bay. Not to mention I will be employing hot chicks.

Yep, if I didn't have a year of school left, I'd be looking for a job right now and this would work. A year is a while away though. Good luck with it and I'll be looking for those updates

[MarloStanfield]

yeah, i'm sure he'd be absolutely giddy about ditching his professorship to do laundry for a pothead.

;)
Is that a diss?

Why does being a pothead carry a negative stigma with you? Maybe you don't know a lot of functional potheads.

[Mathius 2.0]

Is that a diss?

Why does being a pothead carry a negative stigma with you? Maybe you don't know a lot of functional potheads.


I don't know too many functional potheads that are successful in the business world outside of music and show biz. Functional alcoholics on the other hand...

[WhiteMosɘs]

Looking for someone a little older. Also helps if the candidate is jewish or asian because they typically possess great work ethic. Not a requirement though.

:applause: If I was you I'd throw in a quick little question as you guys are awkwardly getting up to shake hands; something along the lines of "You Jew? Asian maybe?"

[i seen hippos]

Marlo is selling fruits on the black market and I don't mean he's whoring out Bracer.

[RidonKs]

Is that a diss?

Why does being a pothead carry a negative stigma with you? Maybe you don't know a lot of functional potheads.
it was a joke, man. ;)

I'm a pothead. Well, a couple of times a week I am anyway.

[MarloStanfield]

:applause: If I was you I'd throw in a quick little question as you guys are awkwardly getting up to shake hands; something along the lines of "You Jew? Asian maybe?"
'Okay cool, good talk, see you out there'...lol

[MarloStanfield]

I don't know too many functional potheads that are successful in the business world outside of music and show biz. Functional alcoholics on the other hand...
Really a know a sh*t ton, especially in this day of age.

[MarloStanfield]

Position is still available.

[Meticode]

I almost laughed. Starting a company and posting looking for help on the off topic part of a basketball forum where majority of the users are kids? :applause: Good luck though I guess.

[MarloStanfield]

I almost laughed. Starting a company and posting looking for help on the off topic part of a basketball forum where majority of the users are kids? :applause: Good luck though I guess.
Why not? Ideally I'd have some similar interests with this person and there is a fair amount of 20 something's on here.

[Meticode]

Why not? Ideally I'd have some similar interests with this person and there is a fair amount of 20 something's on here.

The professionalism is lacking.

[MarloStanfield]

The professionalism is lacking.
So?

[Meticode]

So?

So, you suck at getting help in other words. Also, I'd just like to mention my wife...

...my wife...

...all right, I'm out for the night. Good luck though, I'm sleepy.

[vapid]

The talent pool around here is really poor marlo, you must not be serious.

[MarloStanfield]

The talent pool around here is really poor marlo, you must not be serious.
Half serious. This isn't a super challenging position.

[halffttime]

marlo where you getting all the money to start this business up? you got a business degree?

[MarloStanfield]

marlo where you getting all the money to start this business up? you got a business degree?
I've been saving up :pimp: I have a partner as well along with a few potential investors.

No business degree but I've been taking some classes at city college.

[1manfastbreak]

you said it was only on the weekends? i moved about an hour up north for school but im still free on the weekends.

also would you be breakin your asst. off with some tree? you going to be getting it from a club?

[halffttime]

I've been saving up :pimp: I have a partner as well along with a few potential investors.

No business degree but I've been taking some classes at city college.

oh, good that you got a partner and investors backing you up. cause i remember in business class, my teacher was saying how around a little over 50% of new businesses go bankrupt within a year. so you splitting liabilities just in case things don't go as planned. give us an update on things within a year or something.. :cheers:

[MarloStanfield]

Initially, yes. I'm anticipating things picking up fairly quickly though and it turning into something more full time. 30 hours a week would be pretty standard.

[hayden695]

Marlo, I don't live anywhere near you but good luck with this, I've seen you quite a few times post about food. Anything to do with Philly cheesesteak?

Anyways best of luck and definately keep us alerted on how you do, even if you don't succeed please tell us because I've always thought of having a restaurant so this shyt is enticing.

[MarloStanfield]

oh, good that you got a partner and investors backing you up. cause i remember in business class, my teacher was saying how around a little over 50% of new businesses go bankrupt within a year. so you splitting liabilities just in case things don't go as planned. give us an update on things within a year or something.. :cheers:
I plan on giving you guys updates every step of the way. Some of you are going to come in handy at some point.

I mentioned this earlier that I'm going to try and pitch a show to food network, travel channel, and current TV which will document the entire process.

I can't get into details but there is very minimal risk involved. In the event it doesn't take off the way we anticipate we'll both be okay.

[MarloStanfield]

Of course you'd be getting tree. I am very friendly with a lot of guys who grow for dispensaries. You'd also be attending tons of parties/events which have perks that come along with them like eating great food, free sh*t, networking, etc, etc.

[MarloStanfield]

Marlo, I don't live anywhere near you but good luck with this, I've seen you quite a few times post about food. Anything to do with Philly cheesesteak?

Anyways best of luck and definately keep us alerted on how you do, even if you don't succeed please tell us because I've always thought of having a restaurant so this shyt is enticing.
I shall. Thanks for the positive energy. Much appreciated. It does have to do with Philly but not quite cheesesteaks. I can't give away any more than that right now.

[hayden695]

I shall. Thanks for the positive energy. Much appreciated. It does have to do with Philly but not quite cheesesteaks. I can't give away any more than that right now.
Ok cool shyt.

If you do get a show you gotta give ISH a major shoutout.

[johndeeregreen]

You can tell the relative age of this forum by how many people would love to work for $15 an hour.

[Mathius 2.0]

I plan on giving you guys updates every step of the way. Some of you are going to come in handy at some point.

I mentioned this earlier that I'm going to try and pitch a show to food network, travel channel, and current TV which will document the entire process.

I can't get into details but there is very minimal risk involved. In the event it doesn't take off the way we anticipate we'll both be okay.


Food Network films mostly in New York so you might want to get some East coast foodies ala rufus or bankshot.

[MarloStanfield]

You can tell the relative age of this forum by how many people would love to work for $15 an hour.
15 an hour tax free is pretty good where I'm from.

[Cannonball]

haha marlo if you let me move in with chu I'll do it.

[boozehound]

I shall. Thanks for the positive energy. Much appreciated. It does have to do with Philly but not quite cheesesteaks. I can't give away any more than that right now.
creamcheese
cheesecake
something to do with cheese

[Pain of Thought]

No business degree but I've been taking some classes at city college.

That's what Stringer Bell did.

:cheers:

[Mathius 2.0]

creamcheese
cheesecake
something to do with cheese


My money's on fondue.

[boozehound]

fondue to go! I like it.

[Mathius 2.0]

fondue to go! I like it.


Or it could be a vacuum pack that you nuke and voila.

[MarloStanfield]

I can't get anything past you guys.

[JayGuevara]

TV show you say? I'm your man. I'll parlay minimal face time into my own show somehow. :oldlol:

[johndeeregreen]

Yeah man, 15 bucks an hour, tax free, working 30 hours a week is $450...
$1800/month is slave labor. It's great if you're a student or live at home, but incredibly sucky if you're doing it for a living.

[1~Gibson~1]

Im not selling weed for you Marlo :no:

[Cannonball]

$1800/month is slave labor. It's great if you're a student or live at home, but incredibly sucky if you're doing it for a living.
plus a free phone and it doesn't seem like that hard of work... this would be perfect if I was gonna take a break from school for awhile

[MarloStanfield]

$1800/month is slave labor. It's great if you're a student or live at home, but incredibly sucky if you're doing it for a living.
Really? Slave labor? It would come out to a little more than 1,800 a month. Closer to 2,000. That's only the first 3 months and then it will become a salary if things go well. A free cell phone with unlimited everything is a 200 dollar a month expense as well.

No one will be selling weed for me. I wouldn't be looking for someone online to do that. You would however be picking up marijuana for me and a few close associates on average of 3x per week.

[MarloStanfield]

TV show you say? I'm your man. I'll parlay minimal face time into my own show somehow. :oldlol:
In the works. That's the next step.

Does anyone here have any experience designing websites?

[Cannonball]

In the works. That's the next step.

Does anyone here have any experience designing websites?
DatzNasty i think

[craigthomasb]

I'm in the latter stages of starting a small company. I can't get into details about the nature of the company just yet (food related) until I put the finishing touches on it. Rest assured if I'm investing resources into it has lots of growth potential.

Anyway, I'm looking to hire a personal assistant from the Bay area. This could be you.

Qualifications:

Highly Organized.
Able to multi-task.
Valid driver's license and transportation (public transit is fine).
High level communication skills.
Ability to go with the flow, adaptive, flexible, demeanor.

What I will be providing you with:

A cell phone with internet (blackberry) that you must keep on you at all times, and are welcome to use for non-work stuff too.

Very relaxed work environment.

Pay starts @ $15 an hour under the table. If you prove to be reliable and you work hard + we get along it turn into a salary after 3 months with paid vacations.

You will be attending lots of social events and the perks that come along with them. Lots of free stuff, going out to dinner frequently, etc.

A typical day or duties:

Making and answering phone calls/Paying bills/dropping off dry cleaning/Doing grocery shopping/Picking up weed (this position is in SF)/Scheduling and Planning/Helping my girlfriend out.

how hot is the girlfriend and how many times
do i get to "help" her a week

[MarloStanfield]

how hot is the girlfriend and how many times
do i get to "help" her a week
LOL, really hot.

You'd be working for my girlfriend half the time probably. She has lots of hot friends.

[boozehound]

$1800/month is slave labor. It's great if you're a student or live at home, but incredibly sucky if you're doing it for a living.
You are clearly out of touch with reality. Yet I bet you *****ed and moaned when the minimum wage was raised to $7.15.

[johndeeregreen]

You are clearly out of touch with reality. Yet I bet you *****ed and moaned when the minimum wage was raised to $7.15.
Complete irrelevance. Nice. BTW, When I was in school I worked from anywhere from $7.75 an hour at Wal-Mart to $16 an hour at a welding shop. 16/hour was awesome money when I was living without real expenses. It's not like I'm arbitrarily deciding 15 isn't good income. I've made in that range and realized how fast money goes away. Rent. Food. Utils. Internet. TV. Car insurance. These are pretty basic things most people have. You're making $1800/mo, if the fuel pump goes in your car, you're waiting two months to get it fixed w/o a loan. As you're well aware I'm sure, expenses come from every possible angle, and a lot of them you don't expect. And this is even before having any money to actually have fun with.

Which brings me to the point of the story: $15/hour is not good if you have to support yourself completely. In fact, it sucks. End of discussion.

[johndeeregreen]

Really? Slave labor? It would come out to a little more than 1,800 a month. Closer to 2,000. That's only the first 3 months and then it will become a salary if things go well. A free cell phone with unlimited everything is a 200 dollar a month expense as well.
You could do worse than 24K a year. I'll put that out there. But it's not something ANYONE should be excited about unless a) it's their dream job (I'd work 24K a year to do a LOT of things, being a personal assistant not one of them), or b) they're a student or living at home. When I was 16, $15/hr was f'ing sweet, and I think that's where most of these people who don't have real expenses are at. I'm not trying to belittle you or anything, I'm just saying, $15/hr with a full pallet of expenses on your plate full of expenses sucks, unless you're allowed to live in your basement for like $200/mo.

[MarloStanfield]

15 dollars an hour tax free is really quite good JDG even for a recent college grad in this current economy. Is it enough to live lavishly on? No, it's easily enough to survive on though especially if you're not supporting anyone/thing. That's aside from the benefits of working for a start up business and all of the perks that come along with that. Not to mention it's the simply the starting pay (15 an hour) and it will eventually become a full fledged salary. It's not very demanding (30 hours) and you could easily work at a restaurant or some other part time gig.

How many 'personal assistants' are offered salary?

[~primetime~]

How many 'personal assistants' are offered salary?
lots of them...a personal assistant would be someone that is capable of running a restaurant while the manager is away...not someone that is asked to traffic drugs...

also, that salary would be a tax write off for you, as well as the phone, so it would be in your best intrest to report this person's pay, unless you are not reporting your own income...

[MarloStanfield]

lots of them...a personal assistant would be someone that is capable of running a restaurant while the manager is away...not someone that is asked to traffic drugs...

also, that salary would be a tax write off for you, as well as the phone, so it would be in your best intrest to report this person's pay, unless you are not reporting your own income...
WTF are you talking about trafficking drugs for? This is f*cking San Francisco. Everyone in the city smokes weed including the mayor. Trafficking f*cking drugs, wtf? Go rain on someone else's parade.

I've laid an outline as to what the job demands. It is not that challenging nor is there a lot of responsibility involved. If someone offered me 15 bucks an hour to hang around the and work in a super laid back environment I'd be all over that. Whoever ends up as my 'assistant' will be really happy and look forward to coming to 'work'.

[bumpyknucks]

You

[MarloStanfield]

[QUOTE=bumpyknucks]You

[~primetime~]

WTF are you talking about trafficking drugs for? This is f*cking San Francisco. Everyone in the city smokes weed including the mayor. Trafficking f*cking drugs, wtf? Go rain on someone else's parade.

I've laid an outline as to what the job demands. It is not that challenging nor is there a lot of responsibility involved. If someone offered me 15 bucks an hour to hang around the and work in a super laid back environment I'd be all over that. Whoever ends up as my 'assistant' will be really happy and look forward to coming to 'work'.
My bad, I forgot no one gets arrested for pot in Cali...

I was more trying to make the point that most managers would hire an assistant to manage for them while they went out and got their own weed, or went grocery shopping, or took thier car in, or went to the dentist, ect...

[~primetime~]

[QUOTE=bumpyknucks]You

[boozehound]

in most cases a personal assistant is a position tht secretaries (who also have a salary) bust their asses to try and become...they would even have 401ks...they would have a complete resume and pay thier own rent, ect...

in this case the term "personal assistant" is used a bit loose...
you seem to be conflating an administrative assistant and a personal assistant. the word personal in the job title indicates that you will be performing personal chores for the person you assist. getting dry cleaning, making mundane phonecalls, grocery shopping, ordering ****, etc. If marlo wants his personal assistant picking up a sack along with the dry cleaning, so be it.

and your previous post about a restaurant manager leaving a personal assistant in charge while they go run errands shows just how clueless you are (both about this particular topic as well as life in general apparently). The spectrum of personal assistants is broad and varied, but taking over your job so you can run the errands you hired them to do is generally not part of the description.

[GP_20]

:roll:
joke thread



a) 15/hr sucks
b) Business will fail, it's Marlo's show
c) Unless u are under 18, or have no hope in life, don't think twice about rejecting

[pete's montreux]

I'd do it if I was in SF. I can make 1800$ work. I made $900 work. I can make anything work ;)

[~primetime~]

you seem to be conflating an administrative assistant and a personal assistant. the word personal in the job title indicates that you will be performing personal chores for the person you assist. getting dry cleaning, making mundane phonecalls, grocery shopping, ordering ****, etc. If marlo wants his personal assistant picking up a sack along with the dry cleaning, so be it.

and your previous post about a restaurant manager leaving a personal assistant in charge while they go run errands shows just how clueless you are (both about this particular topic as well as life in general apparently). The spectrum of personal assistants is broad and varied, but taking over your job so you can run the errands you hired them to do is generally not part of the description.
oh good god...


http://www.prospects.ac.uk/p/types_of_job/personal_assistant_job_description.jsp

■screening telephone calls, enquiries and requests, and handling them when appropriate;
■meeting and greeting visitors at all levels of seniority;
■organising and maintaining diaries and making appointments;
■dealing with incoming email, faxes and post, often corresponding on behalf of their manager;
■taking dictation and minutes;
■carrying out background research and presenting findings;
■producing documents, briefing papers, reports and presentations;
■organising and attending meetings and ensuring their manager is well-prepared for meetings;
■liaising with clients, suppliers and other staff;
■deputising for the manager, making decisions and delegating work to others in the manager's absence;
■devising and maintaining office systems, including data management, filing, etc.;
■arranging travel and accommodation and, occasionally, travelling with the manager to take notes or dictation at meetings or to provide general assistance during presentations.




let me ask you something booz...would you believe me if I told you that I had a personal assistant of my own?

[MarloStanfield]

:roll:
joke thread



a) 15/hr sucks
b) Business will fail, it's Marlo's show
c) Unless u are under 18, or have no hope in life, don't think twice about rejecting
You haven't even touched a ****** and you still live with your parents...LOL

I've made more money in the past 3 months than you have in your entire life thus far, how does that make you feel about how smart you think you are?

[MarloStanfield]

Primetime why are so you concerned and hung up on terminology? Who the f*ck cares what I call it? It's my f*cking personal helper. Got damn you are irritating.

[GP_20]

You haven't even touched a ****** and you still live with your parents...LOL


Yeah okay lets all act like we know what has occurred each second of the other's life and make up things based on that. I can make up lies too, but I like to say things based on evidence, real evidence. For example, I can claim you live in SF, because you said so. Get it? sure evidence



I've made more money in the past 3 months than you have in your entire life thus far, how does that make you feel about how smart [not "think] you are?

fixed

[~primetime~]

Primetime why are so you concerned and hung up on terminology? Who the f*ck cares what I call it? It's my f*cking personal helper. Got damn you are irritating.
he jumped on me dude...:confusedshrug:

as though I have never worked with a personal assistant or something...and I am clueless...

sorry, but someone that does your home chores / grocery shopping / grabbing weed ect...that is more like a maid or something...

and guess what, I also been through plenty of maids before as well...

[MarloStanfield]

he jumped on me dude...:confusedshrug:

as though I have never worked with a personal assistant or something...and I am clueless...

sorry, but someone that does your home chores / grocery shopping / grabbing weed ect...that is more like a maid or something...

and guess what, I also been through plenty of maids before as well...
This person will be assisting me in whatever area I may need help in. Most importantly he/she will help me stay on top of my finances, answer/return phone calls, keep me organized...all things I'm not good at.

Did you register in the league yet?

[~primetime~]

This person will be assisting me in whatever area I may need help in. Most importantly he/she will help me stay on top of my finances, answer/return phone calls, keep me organized...all things I'm not good at.

Did you register in the league yet?
it says I have too many teams god damn it...:banghead:

[tian820]

it says I have too many teams god damn it...:banghead:

Get another email account

[~primetime~]

Get another email account
I am thinking that I can create another yahoo account on my work computer tomorrow...

f*ck...

I really didn't want to get absorbed in FF at work, trying to seperate that now...

anyway I can talk you into switching to ESPN Marlo?

[pete's montreux]

ESPN sucks.

[MarloStanfield]

I am thinking that I can create another yahoo account on my work computer tomorrow...

f*ck...

I really didn't want to get absorbed in FF at work, trying to seperate that now...

anyway I can talk you into switching to ESPN Marlo?
We already have 8 people registered and the draft is all set bro.

Just make a new email addy. It will take two seconds.

[pete's montreux]

gmail literally takes like 30 seconds to make, trust me, i have 10 of them

edit: oh wait you need yahoo lmao

[~primetime~]

I am gonna have to do it tomorrow...

[MarloStanfield]

LOL Glove just tried to join the league under "fry the jews"...

Kid needs to get some p*ssy

[GP_20]

LOL Glove just tried to join the league under "fry the jews"...

Kid needs to get some p*ssy
lol?

Anyone who knows me knows that I would never have a team name like that. You need to stop acting like you know me, because you don't

[Akrazotile]

I'm in the latter stages of starting a small company. I can't get into details about the nature of the company just yet (food related) until I put the finishing touches on it. Rest assured if I'm investing resources into it has lots of growth potential.

Anyway, I'm looking to hire a personal assistant from the Bay area. This could be you.

Qualifications:

Highly Organized.
Able to multi-task.
Valid driver's license and transportation (public transit is fine).
High level communication skills.
Ability to go with the flow, adaptive, flexible, demeanor.

What I will be providing you with:

A cell phone with internet (blackberry) that you must keep on you at all times, and are welcome to use for non-work stuff too.

Very relaxed work environment.

Pay starts @ $15 an hour under the table. If you prove to be reliable and you work hard + we get along it turn into a salary after 3 months with paid vacations.

You will be attending lots of social events and the perks that come along with them. Lots of free stuff, going out to dinner frequently, etc.

A typical day or duties:

Making and answering phone calls/Paying bills/dropping off dry cleaning/Doing grocery shopping/Picking up weed (this position is in SF)/Scheduling and Planning/Helping my girlfriend out.


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Akrazotile]

This person will be assisting me in whatever area I may need help in. Most importantly he/she will help me stay on top of my finances, answer/return phone calls, keep me organized...all things I'm not good at.

Did you register in the league yet?


WANTED: weed carrier/certified financial planner :roll:

[tomtucker]

OP never mentioned he wanted his assistant to buttfukk him........on a daily basis :(

[-p.tiddy-]

WANTED: weed carrier/certified financial planner :roll:

Why do I have a feeling that you were the "fry the jews" guy?

[DeuceWallaces]

Good 'ole Marlo. I'm pretty sure he's manic but that's OK.

[NugzFan]

I almost laughed. Starting a company and posting looking for help on the off topic part of a basketball forum where majority of the users are kids? :applause: Good luck though I guess.

same. this cant be for real.

[Akrazotile]

Why do I have a feeling that you were the "fry the jews" guy?



:wtf: :lol :facepalm


Nochmal raten, bruder... Ich bin ein Jude.


Auch, ich weisse es war DICH haben "brennen der Juden!" gesagt!

[-p.tiddy-]

:wtf: :lol :facepalm


Nochmal raten, bruder... Ich bin ein Jude.


Auch, ich weisse es war DICH haben "brennen der Juden!" gesagt!
lol google translate:


Again guessing, brother ... I am a Jew.


Also, I white it was YOU who "burn the Jews!" said!


someone really had a "thing" for Marlo back then...we would start a FF league and several anti semitic teams would suddenly pop up lol

[Shade8780]

I have good work experience. Former CEO of a food distributor. Pm me.

[Akrazotile]

lol google translate:




Haha. Google translated "weiss" as 'white' instead of 'know.'

It's supposed to say 'I know' not 'I white.' Ironic mistranslation.


Actually I didnt even realize marlo was a jew. And I would never waste my time stalking someone on the internet.

[Akrazotile]

I have good work experience. Former CEO of a food distributor. Pm me.


Yes but have you ever picked up marijuana for a busy entrepreneur before? This is a key aspect of the job description.

[Shade8780]

Yes but have you ever picked up marijuana for a busy entrepreneur before? This is a key aspect of the job description.
People have done that for me numerous times.

[Akrazotile]

People have done that for me numerous times.


Yes but have YOU done it?? THAT is the question being asked.

Im sorry, your reading comprehension is not at a sufficient level. As a human resource consultant to Mr Stanfield, Im going to have to recommend he not hire you for the position of Chief Financial Officer/ Weed Delivery Boy.

[Balla_Status]

I would love having a personal assistant but I don't make nearly enough to afford one.

Want the one that marlo is looking for...not the one primetime is looking for.

[Shade8780]

Yes but have YOU done it?? THAT is the question being asked.

Im sorry, your reading comprehension is not at a sufficient level. As a human resource consultant to Mr Stanfield, Im going to have to recommend he not hire you for the position of Chief Financial Officer/ Weed Delivery Boy.
I've been delivering and selling weed since you were sucking on your mama's nipples. I think I'm a good enough hiring for Marlo.

[Shade8780]

I was LeBron's bitch for a while too.

I could teach him many ways to pleasure LeBron and his fetishes the way LeBron likes it.

[Akrazotile]

I would love having a personal assistant but I don't make nearly enough to afford one.

Want the one that marlo is looking for...not the one primetime is looking for.


In the summer there are plenty of kids home from school lookin for just a simple job to make a few extra bucks per week. You could give some chick $10/hr for ten hours a week just to take care of the shit each week that you'd rather save some time on.

Basically 400/month for an extra 40 hours worth of time. Thats like getting a week of free time. If you have a pretty demanding work schedule but make a decent buck, I could definitely see it being worth it.


Or just get a mail order bride, :lol . Might even be cheaper.

[Akrazotile]

I was LeBron's bitch for a while too.

I could teach him many ways to pleasure LeBron and his fetishes the way LeBron likes it.



:facepalm

[Stempel, HERB]

Good 'ole Marlo. I'm pretty sure he's manic but that's OK.

u have an embarrassing history around these parts.

pretty damn sure u ate that shit up to make a friend on the internets, A 30 YEAR OLD MAN spending friday and saturday nights in a damn chatroom for heavens sake. what would you be doing there? gossiping over the latest ish drama. until the day marlo had a falling out with stat and vapid. you followed your hero to the new chatzy, telling everyone how much better the new spot was. a desperate heartbroken bitch bragging about her new man. your pathetic loneliness led you to latch onto one of the biggest liars ever on this site. congratulations

[sundizz]

You want to just give me the money you are going to waste?

I can tell you that you are going to fail. You are not going to listen. You'll spend some money and eventually give up.

I actually have a startup and would be willing to give you pointers, since I have 3 days off.

For starters, unless you are creating an actual tangible, patentable product, there is really no point of you keeping what you are doing secret from a community of basketball users (or in general). Every business is hard work, and if yours is so easy, then you are likely overlooking a lot. If your model does make sense, anyone with deep pockets could come and kick you out of the market.

It's why beside sharing your idea and utilizing free resources (such as LinkedIn etc), your biggest hurdle is to get talented people around you.

Honestly, you may have a great idea, but at this stage of the game having someone you barely know service your girlfriend and pick you herb just screams of you not taking this even a bit seriously.

[Akrazotile]

:party:

[GimmeThat]

You want to just give me the money you are going to waste?

I can tell you that you are going to fail. You are not going to listen. You'll spend some money and eventually give up.

I actually have a startup and would be willing to give you pointers, since I have 3 days off.

For starters, unless you are creating an actual tangible, patentable product, there is really no point of you keeping what you are doing secret from a community of basketball users (or in general). Every business is hard work, and if yours is so easy, then you are likely overlooking a lot. If your model does make sense, anyone with deep pockets could come and kick you out of the market.

It's why beside sharing your idea and utilizing free resources (such as LinkedIn etc), your biggest hurdle is to get talented people around you.

Honestly, you may have a great idea, but at this stage of the game having someone you barely know service your girlfriend and pick you herb just screams of you not taking this even a bit seriously.


true. I hadn't found someone who's actually talented yet talks about me behind my back.

[ROCSteady]

somewhat of a classic thread. Who resurrected this joint?

[GimmeThat]

somewhat of a classic thread. Who resurrected this joint?

Smart, Johnson, LeBron, Cousins

[Velocirap31]

What's the story here? Was OP just trolling or something?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

How does this site attract so much ridiculousness?

Ridiculous.

[Akrazotile]

:djparty

[rufuspaul]

:djparty


Rent = free

[DeuceWallaces]

Rent = free

Actually I think Starface has to pay Marlo.

[Akrazotile]

Rent = free


It sure is :oldlol:

[riseagainst]

dafuq did i just read?

:lol

[rufuspaul]

Actually I think Starface has to pay Marlo.


I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks Marlo is Josh.

[Akrazotile]

I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks Marlo is Josh.


He is. Jeff confirmed.


:confusedshrug:

[Lamar Doom]

Eventually, once it becomes viable, I'll separate it as its own entity and hopefully be able to hire employees, create public initiatives, these sorts of things.


:djparty

[Akrazotile]

:roll: :applause:

[ROCSteady]

I wonder how the homie marlo is doing.



Same with JayGuevara

[poido123]

I don't trust anyone with the ISH name Marlo Stanfield...

[DonDadda59]

:djparty

http://www.gilmanton.k12.nh.us/images/Icons/music%20note.gif
And as I hung up the phone
it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon
little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin home son? I don't know when
But we'll get together then, you know we're
gonna have a good time then http://www.gilmanton.k12.nh.us/images/Icons/music%20note.gif



:cry: