Kobe Bryant has a SECRET GIRLFRIEND!!?

[RedZiggyZag]

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/kobe-bryants-secret-girlfriend

http://www.celebjihad.com/images/amber_kobe.jpg


This is Amber from Dallas, TX and apparently she is Kobe Bryant’s secret girlfriend. People that know her in Dallas say that Kobe has been banging her for months, sending her sexual texts, and even flew her out to LA for a few Lakers’ games.


Amber does look like Kobe’s type, that is to say a completely average looking white girl. Maybe Kobe thought if he took this frumpy girl as his mistress it would be easier to keep secret.


If this affair gets confirmed Kobe better be ready to take his wife jewelry shopping. After that whole rape thing Kobe gave his wife a 8-carat purple diamond ring worth about $4 million. I wonder how much she will charge him for Amber?

[Knicks101]

Oh My Goodness!

[Mikaiel]

Why should we care ? Can't the guy have a private life ? :banghead:

[pete's montreux]

Why should we care ? Can't the guy have a private life ? :banghead:

lulz

Absolutely not.

[KOBE24isdabest]

"People that know her in Dallas say that Kobe has been banging her for months, sending her sexual texts, and even flew her out to LA for a few Lakers’ games."

real persuading

[HylianNightmare]

still has a ways to go before he catches kemp

[The Joker]

http://www.higherthansatire.com/.a/6a00d8341cd41453ef01157188643d970b-800wi
UH OH!!! YAO AND A MISTRESS IN AN ELEVATOR!!! :eek:

[brantonli]

Has ISH sunk to tabloid rumours as 'news'? Jesus the offseason is unbearable.

[goldenryan]

ludaaaaaaaaaaa

[inclinerator]

hahaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa

[goldenryan]

homegirl is fine, but she's a trick. hope kobe put a glad bag on.

[ProfessorMurder]

Was anyone else expecting a picture of CantStop? :confusedshrug:

[CantStop]

What's f*cking ridicilous is that anyone can make this sh!t up. I can take a pic of some random white girl on facebook and pretend she's Kobe GF. WTF is celebjihad? It seems like a site run by Sadam Hussein.

[BallersTalk]

Uh oh, CantStop's bitter. He thought he was next in line after the Colorado chick :(

[CantStop]

Uh oh, CantStop's bitter. He thought he was next in line after the Colorado chick :(

Dudes love me. Instead of wanting me to reply to your post, why don't you send a blank paper to my crib and let me autograph that for you. It's way better than a reply right? I love my group!es.

[Knicks101]

What's f*cking ridicilous is that anyone can make this sh!t up. I can take a pic of some random white girl on facebook and pretend she's Kobe GF. WTF is celebjihad? It seems like a site run by Sadam Hussein.

:wtf: He's been dead.

[CantStop]

:wtf: He's been dead.

I know that. I just don't know any more islam terrorists. There is quite a lot so I guess it's my bad.

[BallersTalk]

Dudes love me. Instead of wanting me to reply to your post, why don't you send a blank paper to my crib and let me autograph that for you. It's way better than a reply right? I love my group!es.
Is that what you do for Kobe? You send him trucks of blank pieces of paper for him to autograph and/or jizz on? You're sick.

[CantStop]

Is that what you do for Kobe? You send him trucks of blank pieces of paper for him to autograph and/or jizz on? You're sick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Next time, write it down a paper, try it out on 10 random people and if 5 laugh, post it here. If not, fix the kinks. Got it?

[kumquat]

[quote=RedZiggyZag]http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/kobe-bryants-secret-girlfriend


Amber does look like Kobe

[CantStop]

Since when is that average looking.

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone on ISH dates supermodels. Duh!

[Chuck Thou NBA]

Damn Amber is that type of girl you can just kiss all day.
Got damn!
I don't blame Kobe even though I don't believe it's true.

[DKLaker]

What's f*cking ridicilous is that anyone can make this sh!t up. I can take a pic of some random white girl on facebook and pretend she's Kobe GF. WTF is celebjihad? It seems like a site run by Sadam Hussein.

No Sh!t, this site is being taken over by gossipy B!TCHES....who gives a FK, did it stop him from winning a championship....NO!!!!!

[bdreason]

Take the gossip bullshyt elsewhere.

[Jordandunk23]

LUDA.. "..women on my nuts like where the titanic go!!"

[BallersTalk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Next time, write it down a paper, try it out on 10 random people and if 5 laugh, post it here. If not, fix the kinks. Got it?
They're not jokes. It's the truth. I think you know that.

[phoenix18]

LUDA.. "..women on my nuts like where the titanic go!!"
:cheers: Repped. That is my favorite song. I've been scouring the earth, making my fans catch the holy ghost at my shows like your grandma at church.

[Kebab Stall]

Oh, we're supposed to be surprised that one of, if not the best player in the NBA is banging some chick that is not his wife?

I bet Kobe's got a white girl in every city that he bangs when on the road.

[phoenix18]

Oh, we're supposed to be surprised that one of, if not the best player in the NBA is banging some chick that is not his wife?

I bet Kobe's got a white girl in every city that he bangs when on the road.
No its just suprising that its the same NBA player that got caught for the same thing in 2004. Thats why if this was true, it would be suprising.

[Kebab Stall]

No its just suprising that its the same NBA player that got caught for the same thing in 2004. Thats why if this was true, it would be suprising.
If anything, the Colorado incident just makes this one even less surprising, because he's done it before.

"Oh, that crazy Kobe, he's at it again. He just cannot contain himself when it comes to those damn white chicks!"

[gyu]

Nice source...... look at who runs it:
http://www.celebjihad.com/about

[OneMoreSucka]

Owned.

[cpmayo]

:lol

[Rockets(T-mac)]

LUDA.. "..women on my nuts like where the titanic go!!"
Nice, that song is great.

And this is just kobe being kobe. You're a dumbass if you take this seriously

[jazz873]

LUDA.. "..women on my nuts like where the titanic go!!"
Song is fire

[KoolKat]

People still hasn't known that this is a satire site :lol

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/miley-cyrus-sets-a-bad-example

[D-Rose]

RG thought this was for real :oldlol: :roll:

[step_back]

Oh, we're supposed to be surprised that one of, if not the best player in the NBA is banging some chick that is not his wife?

I bet Kobe's got a white girl in every city that he bangs when on the road.

This,

It is very naive to think that a lot of NBA players are completely 100% faithful to their partners. The amount of tarts out there who would bang a c- list celebrity let alone an NBA superstar. All I can say is "Kobe.... meticode is judging you!"

[west]

[/B]

This,

It is very naive to think that a lot of NBA players are completely 100% faithful to their partners. The amount of tarts out there who would bang a c- list celebrity let alone an NBA superstar. All I can say is "Kobe.... meticode is judging you!"
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[KoolKat]

Many players must be banging other chicks, but the article is not true, it's a satire.

It's like posting a news from the onion :oldlol:

[JustinJDW]

Since when is that average looking.Co-Signed.

[BrilliantLegacy]

She looks okay. Back on the topic, I don't think Kobe wants to create another "rape".

[OneMoreSucka]

Since when is that average looking.
Average looking in the sense that you could go to any city in the US and find a girl like that. She's obviously still really good looking

[Jeffrey_Teague]

Props too Luda if he hit it

[Big#50]

Athletes bang some fine ass girls. They also bone some fuglos.

[Hotwater10]

She is a fine a$$ B1+ch

[White Chocolate]

A male celebrity cheating on his wife. I'm shocked! :rolleyes:

[Niquesports]

Since when is that average looking.


Your right below average

[dab0yech0]

White girls who look like that are hot

[godofgods]

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/kobe-bryants-secret-girlfriend

http://www.celebjihad.com/images/amber_kobe.jpg

Now I know how Cantstop looks like.

[ronnymac]

http://www.higherthansatire.com/.a/6a00d8341cd41453ef01157188643d970b-800wi
UH OH!!! YAO AND A MISTRESS IN AN ELEVATOR!!! :eek:
Thats yao's wife. yao is a good person. i highly doubt he gets his plumming done elsewhere

[crisoner]

Wow this article has very credible resources.