Rap Battle: PleezeBelieve vs The World

[PleezeBelieve]

As most of you know, I'm the most famous rapper who's not a factor in the world. I'm finna blow. And when I do, I will put ISH on the map.

But that's a chapter for another story. Let's get it in.....

[Manute for Ever!]

As most of you know, I'm the most famous rapper who's not a factor in the world. I'm finna blow. And when I do, I will put ISH on the map.

But that's a chapter for another story. Let's get it in.....

**** off, loser.

[KoolKat]

Diss me.

[yungtyrekeevans]

please, me and p.o.t. would destroy you.

you a nobody.

[KoolKat]

please, me and p.o.t. would destroy you.

you a nobody.

Can I kick it with you ? Yes I can.

[Kebab Stall]

**** off, loser.
:oldlol:

[halffttime]

start it off :mad:

[ukballer]

**** off, loser.

:applause:

[KoolKat]

I'll let you start it, but remember homie,
Your raps will never get the best of me,

Lyrical messiah, already told you, but I ain't feelin like bragging,
Cause the only think you're good at is bitching and nut-hugging,
Nut-hugging ?, shit, I mean you on LeBron's ball is hanging,
Please, this just be an introduction, don't get me to the spanking,

Screaming for attention can get your lungs unattached,
But I'll be fair, I'll just let you be bashed.

[Yung D-Will]

If you bring something to the table I'll counter as simple as that

[LevisJeans]

Pleezebealieve, I helped your mother conceive, you.
Oh, no, that was your brother. Damn it
I'm your parent.
Go to your room, our daily "sucking me off" is soon.

[ukballer]

I love it how he goes offline everytime he gets a response to a thread, whether it's a LeBron thread or a rap battle thread. :lol

[KoolKat]

He's probably whacking it off because he thinks he's popular here.

[PleezeBelieve]

I'll let you start it, but remember homie,
Your raps will never get the best of me,

Lyrical messiah, already told you, but I ain't feelin like bragging,
Cause the only think you're good at is bitching and nut-hugging,
Nut-hugging ?, shit, I mean you on LeBron's ball is hanging,
Please, this just be an introduction, don't get me to the spanking,

Screaming for attention can get your lungs unattached,
But I'll be fair, I'll just let you be bashed.
PleezeBelieve sippin tea, championship gown danglin neck to feet
Walk into OTC only for mothaf*ckas to pit me versus POT??
Like really, who the f*ck is that to match my pedigree
Seriously homie, sometimes I feel like the whole world know me
PB da God, every room I walk in gettin applause
Pause, these are the cruel facts: you are not Kool-Cat
Bring the heat to ya back, now you lookin like a hot-rat
I'm a fire-breather when I look to devour people
BAP-BAP-BAP -- that's my raps shootin from the gat
Pour ya ashes from the plate, sealed in urn with masking tape
Work the Smith & Wesson like I'm an intern at a Law Firm

[yungtyrekeevans]

that was weaksauce man. though you asked for it.

[phoenix18]

PleezeBelieve sippin tea, championship gown danglin neck to feet
Walk into OTC only for mothaf*ckas to pit me versus POT??
Like really, who the f*ck is that to match my pedigree
Seriously homie, sometimes I feel like the whole world know me
PB da God, every room I walk in gettin applause
Pause, these are the cruel facts: you are not Kool-Cat
Bring the heat to ya back, now you lookin like a hot-rat
I'm a fire-breather when I look to devour people
BAP-BAP-BAP -- that's my raps shootin from the gat
Pour ya ashes from the plate, sealed in urn with masking tape
Work the Smith & Wesson like I'm an intern at a Law Firm
:roll: Funny, I can do way better than that. Come on man bring your A game.

[KoolKat]

I don't know what this gut want ? Is it Beef ?
You better bring your A-game or you'll be smoked like a spliff,
I heard you call yourself the god ? It's time for a waking,
Cause the only divinity I know is RA-to-the-KIM,
My words are mad ferocious, leaving you unconscious,
Yet you think I'm not vicious or ambitious ?
Please open your mind and let my verses penetrate you,
You're not fellin me ? ****, I'll let my hard organ stimulate you,
How come you think you're better, you must not know mi indentity,
But you open your mouth and try to discuss my validity ?
Talikng about how you go hard in the club and how you're a goon,
Man, realize, you couldn't eat me even if I was delivered to you with a spoon.

[yungtyrekeevans]

PleezeBelieve sippin tea, championship gown danglin neck to feet
Walk into OTC only for mothaf*ckas to pit me versus POT??
Like really, who the f*ck is that to match my pedigree
Seriously homie, sometimes I feel like the whole world know me
PB da God, every room I walk in gettin applause
Pause, these are the cruel facts: you are not Kool-Cat
Bring the heat to ya back, now you lookin like a hot-rat
I'm a fire-breather when I look to devour people
BAP-BAP-BAP -- that's my raps shootin from the gat
Pour ya ashes from the plate, sealed in urn with masking tape
Work the Smith & Wesson like I'm an intern at a Law Firm

i heard this cat pleezebelieve is a p*ssy
beggin people to pleeze believe him like a wussy
but a real man dont really roll like that
and instead of talkin bout how your gat go BAP BAP BAP,
you need to sit down and focus on how to rap rap rap.
best believe it that yungteke lettin you know
your moms is like a shotgun, two c*cks and she ready to blow
sweep you off the stage so gimme a mop
and get my gun named michael jackson, so when things get hot
i'll show you the reason they called him the KING OF POP.

[LevisJeans]

PleezeBelieve, don't try to act hard in the OTC
you're not impressing me
from what I heard, you're a pansy
Maybe you're gay? I don't know g.
And if I'm in the closet, you are below me (blow)
Taking the b-a-t out of basement, homie. (semen)

[LevisJeans]

i heard this cat pleezebelieve is a p*ssy
beggin people to pleeze believe him like a wussy
but a real man dont really roll like that
and instead of talkin bout how your gat go BAP BAP BAP,
you need to sit down and focus on how to rap rap rap.
best believe it that yungteke lettin you know
your moms is like a shotgun, two c*cks and she ready to blow
sweep you off the stage so gimme a mop
and get my gun named michael jackson, so when things get hot
i'll show you the reason they called him the KING OF POP.

Haha, that was clever. :lol

[phoenix18]

Excuse PB for being a buffoon, just like Chris Brown he has no air,
he lives on lebron's sac and its hard to breathe down there,
and the lack of oxygen makes it hard to see the picture clearly,
thats why he hasnt challenged me because we all knows he fears me,
and I aint gonna talk about the gats, I am strictly focused on the raps,
every line PB posts is crap, displaying the skills that he lacks,
no creativity, stick to the formula that tried and true,
what guns you got and how many people that know you,
but the truth is always found and everyone knows that you're a clown,
talking about how you're world renown, I guess ignorance is in every part of town.

[arkain]

i heard this cat pleezebelieve is a p*ssy
beggin people to pleeze believe him like a wussy
but a real man dont really roll like that
and instead of talkin bout how your gat go BAP BAP BAP,
you need to sit down and focus on how to rap rap rap.
best believe it that yungteke lettin you know
your moms is like a shotgun, two c*cks and she ready to blow
sweep you off the stage so gimme a mop
and get my gun named michael jackson, so when things get hot
i'll show you the reason they called him the KING OF POP.

hahah thats the best verse so far imo lol

[plowking]

i heard this cat pleezebelieve is a p*ssy
beggin people to pleeze believe him like a wussy
but a real man dont really roll like that
and instead of talkin bout how your gat go BAP BAP BAP,
you need to sit down and focus on how to rap rap rap.
best believe it that yungteke lettin you know
your moms is like a shotgun, two c*cks and she ready to blow
sweep you off the stage so gimme a mop
and get my gun named michael jackson, so when things get hot
i'll show you the reason they called him the KING OF POP.


:eek:

Good to see PB getting owned again by everyone.

[KoolKat]

Yo, look at this cat PleezeBelieve flipped in his own thread,
Before dissing, you must learn how to be under water and still breath,
My battle lines catalogue is enormous like my dear,
If you didn't know it I'll show you what's fear, you're not my peer,
Finding a mistake in me is like trying to find a needle in a hay stack,
You aren't clever enough to see that I absorb you like a 6-pack,
Go ahead and spit wack lines on me, I stand fearless,
But be careful, or like Ichabod Crane, you'll end up headless,
I know I'm disturbing you, like sportsmanship means to LeBron,
Promise, I won't go hard on you, I'll care about you son.

[TruthKGRay3412]

youngtyreke's verse was hott,phoenix's wasnt that bad either..the rest are garbage especially koolkat's.

"If you didn't know it I'll show you what's fear, you're not my peer,
Finding a mistake in me is like trying to find a needle in a hay stack,
You aren't clever enough to see that I absorb you like a 6-pack,
Go ahead and spit wack lines on me, I stand fearless"

lmao so wack..just stop.

[phoenix18]

youngtyreke's verse was hott,phoenix's wasnt that bad either..the rest are garbage especially koolkat's.
:roll: Damn, why did you have diss koolkat like that?

[KoolKat]

youngtyreke's verse was hott,phoenix's wasnt that bad either..the rest are garbage especially koolkat's.

"If you didn't know it I'll show you what's fear, you're not my peer,
Finding a mistake in me is like trying to find a needle in a hay stack,
You aren't clever enough to see that I absorb you like a 6-pack,
Go ahead and spit wack lines on me, I stand fearless"

lmao so wack..just stop.

I'm what's up like Martin.
Dear Mr toilet, I'm the sheet.

[pete's montreux]

I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

ch ch check it

[PleezeBelieve]

Tell me what's the score, halftime???
I'm gotta be up the way you strut wack lines
Put you on video and you immediately become Erin Andrews
Can't bare The Game for one quarter when you just a sideline reporter
Put it together young n*gga and you'll see why I don't f*ck wit cha
Put my paw to ya dome and I don't mean Clemson
Be grateful I gave ya name a lil mention
You upgrade from loser to losin, f*ck the difference :oldlol:

[yungtyrekeevans]

homie, you didnt as soo much go at anyone. you just spit some typical weaksauce junk.

[GreatGreg]

Tell me what's the score, halftime???
I'm gotta be up the way you strut wack lines
Put you on video and you immediately become Erin Andrews
Can't bare The Game for one quarter when you just a sideline reporter
Put it together young n*gga and you'll see why I don't f*ck wit cha
Put my paw to ya dome and I don't mean Clemson
Be grateful I gave ya name a lil mention
You upgrade from loser to losin, f*ck the difference :oldlol:
http://1-2knockout.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5505fc496883401053719d7de970b-800wi

[phoenix18]

homie, you didnt as soo much go at anyone. you just spit some typical weaksauce junk.
:roll: I know, that was some generic BS.

[yungtyrekeevans]

i heard this cat pleezebelieve is a p*ssy
beggin people to pleeze believe him like a wussy
but a real man dont really roll like that
and instead of talkin bout how your gat go BAP BAP BAP,
you need to sit down and focus on how to rap rap rap.
best believe it that yungteke lettin you know
your moms is like a shotgun, two c*cks and she ready to blow
sweep you off the stage so gimme a mop
and get my gun named michael jackson, so when things get hot
i'll show you the reason they called him the KING OF POP.

respond to that shiz right there man. you just bringin weaksauce like everyone sayin.

[KoolKat]

Before I torn you up and reveal the real you, please accept my apology,
You ain't on my level, so you'll have to get the **** minus the ogy,
How is it relevant for you to talk about who's losing ?
My words way over your head, you def can't do the analyzing,
Listen, like the teacher I will be all about edutainement,
But don't mistake it, I still can reduce you to segments,
You a G ? You must be the missing letter in the a-y, it's obvious,
Instead of a gun, I use the pen to kill you, you still are oblivious,
You're on Bron's nut, doing him favors, like giving him brain,
You ain't objecting his desires, he be Birdman and you Lil' Wayne.

[PleezeBelieve]

i heard this cat pleezebelieve is a p*ssy
beggin people to pleeze believe him like a wussy
but a real man dont really roll like that
and instead of talkin bout how your gat go BAP BAP BAP,
you need to sit down and focus on how to rap rap rap.
best believe it that yungteke lettin you know
your moms is like a shotgun, two c*cks and she ready to blow
sweep you off the stage so gimme a mop
and get my gun named michael jackson, so when things get hot
i'll show you the reason they called him the KING OF POP.
Don't let these w*ggers get you hype
Your verse was not nice
They just need something to like
Cause we all know whites stick togetether like a bowl of rice
Build you up as the #1 lego cause you fit right in..it ain't presto f*cka

[phoenix18]

respond to that shiz right there man. you just bringin weaksauce like everyone sayin.
He's not going to at all, he's coward,he logs out when his back's against the wall
he's a nuth*gger and nuth*ggers never stand tall, all they do is make excuses,
not creative at all, they find a set of few and re-use them,
constantly abuse them, never being courageous,
at first it was a few, but now it seems contagious,
ISH is being taken over with trolls that make outlandish statements,
back them up with retarded posts and wonder why we hate them,
so while keep waiting for him to fire back, the best you'll get is trash,
apparently, PB can crack the whip but cant take a lash,
the heat is too much and he hates getting bashed,
he leaves when we're just getting started like Frank from Mash.

[TruthKGRay3412]

I'm what's up like Martin.
Dear Mr toilet, I'm the sheet.

:oldlol:

that's better than the nonsense you postin,
you got me chokin on the shit im smokin
for real,its making me laugh so on your behalf keep it goin
because all your showing is how bad you are at flowing
this fool keep dissin on Wayne when his favorite artist is big daddy kane
you should be goin to blaine,you got b!tch ways
username KoolKat,haha i bet you still need a step stool when you use the restroom at your grammar school
i'll end it here because I got sh!t to do
in the mean time keep thinkin of some wack lines to occupy time
but if you come back at me while the same nursery rhymes you should just choke yourself with multiple clotheslines.

[GreatGreg]

What good is this without some background music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gPLmPrDzx4

[yungtyrekeevans]

Don't let these w*ggers get you hype
Your verse was not nice
They just need something to like
Cause we all know whites stick togetether like a bowl of rice
Build you up as the #1 lego cause you fit right in..it ain't presto f*cka

took you all this time to write 5 lines long?
5 lines? that aint a diss, its a fukcen love song
and guess what, my flow is ridiculous pleeze
the only time you should be rappin is christmas eve
i guess its true what they say that you are what you eat
since every time you open your mouth it smells like pen!s when you speak
and if its too hard for you to understand or follow
i'll clear it up, its obvious that you cant spit, so you must swallow.

[phoenix18]

What good is this without some background music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gPLmPrDzx4
You wanna hero, well just look at me, stay focused and just ignore PB,
I gotta stop, we destroyed him, time to let him be,
He obviously cant rap because who only responds with 5 lines,
defeated is ingrained in the wall, its time to read the signs,
eventually we all fall, but its your turn this time,
but keep your head up, work hard and your skills might match mine
dont get fed up, you have be dedicated to get this good,
first step, get off of lebrons wood, and stop making up stories,
and if still want to write fiction, at least make sure it doesnt bore me,
because most of your threads are ignorance personified,
change your ways and then you wouldnt have to hide,
because no one here is anxiously awaiting to seek,
I am just counting down to hear another counter thats weak,
and if this is your peak, honestly you must be mad,
saw these verses, spit out lebron and said egad!

[KoolKat]

:oldlol:

that's better than the nonsense you postin,
you got me chokin on the shit im smokin
for real,its making me laugh so on your behalf keep it goin
because all your showing is how bad you are at flowing
this fool keep dissin on Wayne when his favorite artist is big daddy kane
you should be goin to blaine,you got b!tch ways
username KoolKat,haha i bet you still need a step stool when you use the restroom at your grammar school
i'll end it here because I got sh!t to do
in the mean time keep thinkin of some wack lines to occupy time
but if you come back at me while the same nursery rhymes you should just choke yourself with multiple clotheslines.

Seriously, who are you bashing ? With those wack lines coming,
In fact, when you hear my words the thing you'll do is cumming,
Hip hop ain't what it used to when people idolize Lil Wayne,
Best rapper alive ? my ass, he ain't even worth a stain,
Sometimes, I feel like it's my duty to expose the fake & the wack,
I'll keep listening to the BDK, so you can conserve your Drake,
Maybe I'm not dope enough, but you bring doo-doo to a new pedestral,
In the mean time, like the homie Coronel my technique's immortal,
When you can't tell the difference between your and you're,
I think that grammar to you must have been something obscure.

[phoenix18]

Hey, Koolkat, rate my verses. Or anyone for that matter.

[KoolKat]

Hey, Koolkat, rate my verses. Or anyone for that matter.

I liked.

You're best was the one coming to the hero instrumental :

defeated is ingrained in the wall, its time to read the signs

:applause:

[darius15]

yungtyrekeevans:cheers:

[JtotheIzzo]

the gayness of this thread is immeasurable.

[johndeeregreen]

the gayness of this thread is immeasurable.I can't believe it took three pages for common sense to prevail.

[PleezeBelieve]

I'm a Big Boss how I Rick Ross on'em
Ya bars dull so I gloss all over them
That means I don't read none of ya sh*t
Head knodding to the sh*t out yo lips
Not excited, just fightin from fallin asleep
Flow the tightest, teens roc it like skinny jeans
Clean-up Man but man I'm not talking Mr. Clean
Hook a motha for a couple dolla's
Holla to my boy Charlie Sheen
I mean, can't f*ck with the flow wit no goals
Puts you in the penalty, then my pen starts to breath
Homo's want they name out my mouth
Come on, tell me how this game supposed to play out
Tell me...

[KoolKat]

Who's this guy ? For me he screams G-A-R-B-A-G-E,
Don't get started, or it will turn into O-W-N-A-G-E.

[TruthKGRay3412]

Who's this guy ? For me he screams G-A-R-B-A-G-E,
Don't get started, or it will turn into O-W-N-A-G-E.

/thread

[KoolKat]

/thread

I thought only the real recognized the real, but now even the fake recognize the real. Props :cheers:

[DonDadda59]

Seriously homie, sometimes I feel like the whole world know me
PB da God, every room I walk in gettin applause

PB=The real life King of Comedy

http://1000filma.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/jerry-lewis-the-king-of-comedy.jpg

[TruthKGRay3412]

I thought only the real recognized the real, but now even the fake recognize the real. Props :cheers:

/thread

[KoolKat]

/thread

thread/

[PleezeBelieve]

Jtothef*ggot*Izzo, you a hoe and every f*ggot on ISH knows
PM your boyfriends askin them to look at panda bears
Serious bro??? Yo swag that gotdamn minimal???
Do you really print in cursive, tryin to be a signature person??
You a dweeb, live in A-Z, put ads in the personals
Plus you a gerbel-looking, no p*ssy-gettin f*ckin midget
Two to the face from the shotty then naplam ya body
I'm not like you, I don't give a f*ck
You a b*tch so you give-a-f*ck
Wish I knew you in real life to bring this trill to life
I wanna fight you -- let Vegas stage it
Fat pale-faced caucasian, weigh as much as you want -- scale, break it
For all I care, a mill on the bribe
And not a bill bet on yo side
How that's feel, homo?? Use ya b*tch-ass for promo
Mic, I torch it; homo like JtotheIzzo, feed'em horsesh*t
Just how you like it, split you apart, I'm a walkin hyphen

[KoolKat]

How awesome would it be if Jizzo responded ?

[AtticusPigeon11]

YungTyrekeEVans >>> PB > phoenix > Truth >>>> KoolKat.

PB has the best flow, the most fluent "viscosity" to his words, but his analogiez are phucking wack.

YTE has the best combination. Phoenix is probably the most pleasant to read, but the thing is it comes off more as a poem.

KoolKat clearly has wit and storytelling ability, but the verses were extremely awkward/difficult/forced. I'm thinking Ebonics ma have been his second language..

Btw, I need not prove myself :oldlol: There was once a man named Mastah_Rhymez.

[KoolKat]

LOL :oldlol:

[arkain]

took you all this time to write 5 lines long?
5 lines? that aint a diss, its a fukcen love song
and guess what, my flow is ridiculous pleeze
the only time you should be rappin is christmas eve
i guess its true what they say that you are what you eat
since every time you open your mouth it smells like pen!s when you speak
and if its too hard for you to understand or follow
i'll clear it up, its obvious that you cant spit, so you must swallow.

this dude wins man

[KoolKat]

If you can't spit you must swallow is a Masta Ace line, props for the Music Man reference :cheers:

[PleezeBelieve]

YungTyrekeEVans >>> PB > phoenix > Truth >>>> KoolKat.

PB has the best flow, the most fluent "viscosity" to his words, but his analogiez are phucking wack.

YTE has the best combination. Phoenix is probably the most pleasant to read, but the thing is it comes off more as a poem.

KoolKat clearly has wit and storytelling ability, but the verses were extremely awkward/difficult/forced. I'm thinking Ebonics ma have been his second language..

Btw, I need not prove myself :oldlol: There was once a man named Mastah_Rhymes
Why try to run bullsh*t when all you do is end up trippin??
Subsequent feel the squint of a real God's Gift
Envision submitting a deliervy remember who king
Its apparent I bring Sub-mission like Jared
Hoe what, f*ck you, I chose to blow up ya tunnel-vision
Quit playin b*tch, you got my permission
Now say somethin, ain't frontin when I play cousin
Spit that piff, you do the same but its all relative
Sonny, get up and eat n*ggas anytime I'm hungry
Say something...

[angelv05]

This whole thread is pretty gay. Pheonixs lines are actually relavent and mean something. The rest of you sound like Internet Gangstas. That shotgun-mom line is so unoriginal and has been reused a million of times. KoolKat, your **** is pretty weak. PB your **** is really weak.

And all this writing of lines is pointless. It's all about flow and delivery. No one is gonna blap anyone so what's the point. I don't rap so I'm not gonna try. That's all.

[The Big Skinny]

the gayness of this thread is immeasurable.

so true.

[phoenix18]

This whole thread is pretty gay. Pheonixs lines are actually relavent and mean something. The rest of you sound like Internet Gangstas. That shotgun-mom line is so unoriginal and has been reused a million of times. KoolKat, your **** is pretty weak. PB your **** is really weak.

And all this writing of lines is pointless. It's all about flow and delivery. No one is gonna blap anyone so what's the point. I don't rap so I'm not gonna try. That's all.
How is this thread gay? :confusedshrug:

[KoolKat]

I agree this thread is gay, look at the OP and the posters

[phoenix18]

I agree this thread is gay, look at the OP and the posters
:roll: So gay.

[KoolKat]

:roll: So gay.

You gay, I'm gay, yungtyrekeevans is gay, PleezeBelieve & Truth are supa dupa gays. Just admit it.

[phoenix18]

You gay, I'm gay, yungtyrekeevans is gay, PleezeBelieve & Truth are supa dupa gays. Just admit it.
Preach on!!!

[KoolKat]

I should have spit that generic BS, gun talk, instead of trying to be original, at least J$ wouldn't had labelled me as weker than PB and TKRwhatever.

[phoenix18]

I should have spit that generic BS, gun talk, instead of trying to be original, at least J$ wouldn't had labelled me as weker than PB and TKRwhatever.
:roll: I dont think J$ was serious at all.

[PleezeBelieve]

Ok, let's start this back up....


My onus precedes me so pardon if I lose focus
At times, one of a kind, I ain't lying
Been on ISH since four years before 2006
So much pressure, still became a one-post Legend
Figure that, one press of the Send button
Everything I utter spread like butter
Wonder Man is who I am
If you wonder, Cleveland is where I stand
Never stray, 15k thread in three mothaf*ckin days!!!
What...what...what can you say to that, homie??
I'm a Legend and I did it all on my own
When I'm dead, I'm knockin God off the throne
YEAH....

[IcanzIIravor]

i heard this cat pleezebelieve is a p*ssy
beggin people to pleeze believe him like a wussy
but a real man dont really roll like that
and instead of talkin bout how your gat go BAP BAP BAP,
you need to sit down and focus on how to rap rap rap.
best believe it that yungteke lettin you know
your moms is like a shotgun, two c*cks and she ready to blow
sweep you off the stage so gimme a mop
and get my gun named michael jackson, so when things get hot
i'll show you the reason they called him the KING OF POP.

Ouch is all I can say.:applause:

[branslowski]

Check it, Check it, Check it....

All of you in this thread can suck my fat dick,
None of you b!tches can rap for sh!t,
Need to get yawl keyboards smashed and slit,
And computer have a virus like aids n sh!t,
This King Slowski speakin major sh!t,
And PB-f*ck 15k thread-get paid you b!tch,.


Moonwalk status...:pimp:

[ThatBigBlackGuy]

*****.

[branslowski]

i heard this cat pleezebelieve is a p*ssy
beggin people to pleeze believe him like a wussy
but a real man dont really roll like that
and instead of talkin bout how your gat go BAP BAP BAP,
you need to sit down and focus on how to rap rap rap.
best believe it that yungteke lettin you know
your moms is like a shotgun, two c*cks and she ready to blow
sweep you off the stage so gimme a mop
and get my gun named michael jackson, so when things get hot
i'll show you the reason they called him the KING OF POP.

FIRE!!!:applause:

[yungtyrekeevans]

pleeze you a pawn in this play and so pathetic
pronouncing your a powerful poet, yet you prosthetic
pummeling punchlines making you perish and pale
your p*ssy posts poorly makin progress, so pleeze you fail
15k posts probably all pronouncing for you to leave
im poetic and potent, and got more up my sleeve

[ukplayer4]

i seriously think pleasebelieve was molested as a baby, it has to be something along those lines, can anyone ever remember a poster on here that was crying out for attention as much as him and claiming everyone loves him. its truely sad.

[DonDadda59]

As most of you know, I'm not a factor in the world

OP Fixed.

[KnowledgeWithin]

Lyrical magician, please step into the box/cut your weak rhymes in half now the applause/Another trick you ask for i spit a quick free watch all the other rappers flee/its the disappearing act and you can't see/I take wins from other rappers it feels like a robbery/I guess I'm Buddha to everyone just kneel and honor me

[O.J A 6'4Mamba]

PleezeBelieve is too big for ISH.

[oh the horror]

PleezeBelieve is too big for ISH.



You're either his boyfriend....or you're him, on another screen name. No one is fooled by this 99 cent garage sale mentaltiy.

[momo]

/thread


thread/



thr/ead

[halffttime]

is tyrekeevans new to ish? he's fiyah

[heavensdevil]

[QUOTE][YungTyrekeEVans >>> PB > phoenix > Truth >>>> KoolKat./QUOTE]


U guys are all trash. Its kinda sad.:no: I expected to read at least ONE hot verse.

[halffttime]

[QUOTE][YungTyrekeEVans >>> PB > phoenix > Truth >>>> KoolKat./QUOTE]


U guys are all trash. Its kinda sad.:no: I expected to read at least ONE hot verse.
t.dot, where?

[KoolKat]

U guys are all trash. Its kinda sad.:no: I expected to read at least ONE hot verse.

Learn to make a quote before trashing someone else.

[phoenix18]

Learn to make a quote before trashing someone else.
:roll: This. Guy cant even make one hot insult. GTFO.

[heavensdevil]

Learn to make a quote before trashing someone else.

It was a simple computer error. It got the point across though right?.


This. Guy cant even make one hot insult. GTFO

If the above was a response towards me, I'd just like to say what I said was far from an insult,it was just stating the obvious.

[branslowski]

Who wantto battle me?....Im putting 25 E-G's on the line...:pimp:

I'll kill anyone.

[phoenix18]

Who wantto battle me?....Im putting 25 E-G's on the line...:pimp:

I'll kill anyone.
:roll: Yeah right.

[NotYetGreat]

... Can I join? :ohwell:

[PleezeBelieve]

Let's get it back in...

First bar - I'm hard, you broad, you queen, I'm King
You hell, I'm heavan - youngtyrekeevens, when comes the pressure??
You pleasure, I'm pain - you negative while I have nothing but to gain
You snake-eyes, I'm seven when the game comes to shakin of the dice
Read this high and tell my I'm not mothaf*cking nice
Cause when it comes to being the sickest here, I'm the flu enigneer
I rule, they cheer, you confuse, they jeer - I hunt you like a deer
Yeah...

[IInvented]

you're wack

[heavensdevil]

First bar - I'm hard, you broad, you queen, I'm King
You hell, I'm heavan - youngtyrekeevens, when comes the pressure??
You pleasure, I'm pain - you negative while I have nothing but to gain
You snake-eyes, I'm seven when the game comes to shakin of the dice
Read this high and tell my I'm not mothaf*cking nice
Cause when it comes to being the sickest here, I'm the flu enigneer
I rule, they cheer, you confuse, they jeer - I hunt you like a deer
Yeah...


Garbage.

[PleezeBelieve]

I put work in with the flow
Every time I pronunciate equals auto Labor Day
You know how this story go
Slay vets with 2k posts
Post pics on MySpace for Memorial Day
Get it?? Can't front, I go dumb wit it
My bars so retarded
They the only one's who don't know my raps a problem
I profess greatness like I'm a scholar at Harvard
Ride in 4.0 Ranges..what the f*ck is ya GPA???
Huh???

[LevisJeans]

No.

[El Kabong]

You like to sip tea? Did your nanny knit you a doily too?

[KoolKat]

I go dumb wit it
My bars so retarded

True words :applause:

[phoenix18]

True words :applause:
:roll: Good call. PB, please stop. You are no where near my level.

[AtticusPigeon11]

Gnu Rool: Anyone who comments on this thread and calls a rhyme wack is obligated to write 2 stanzas of "freestyle" material from here on forward.

[phoenix18]

Gnu Rool: Anyone who comments on this thread and calls a rhyme wack is obligated to write 2 stanzas of "freestyle" material from here on forward.
What if you already did?

[AtticusPigeon11]

What if you already did?

Yes, you are allowed to pass on this for your previous participation.

[yungtyrekeevans]

is tyrekeevans new to ish? he's fiyah

yeah bro.

this nobody pleezebelieve wouldnt beat me if he was havin his best night and me my worst.

[PleezeBelieve]

Who my competition from the bomb who keeps on tickin??
I RIP'em - Rap Iconic Python when me and the mic collide, son
Can't divide the flow that's times pie even if you tried
Can't be my heir if you ain't fly, hair tapered on the sides
Don't mistake my silly-boy grace and my pretty-boy face
When the slug pop, sh*t can get ugly like a B-Low mugshot
Dude look like a Black Pat, you know, from that a SNL skit
Man or b*tch??? 15 years later, still can't figure it's gender
B-Low, maybe if you get a lil bit more slender people can remember
If you got a slit or d*ck, - damn son, you done, I won, for fun
I dump, you slump, plus mum, and mothaf*cka I'm still #1

[yungtyrekeevans]

who would have thought, weak sauce again on your menu
but pleeze it'll be me servin you again at this venue
and damn im getting tired always beatin your ass up
you got me pissed off on the spot and i be burnin up
and i be spittin so much fire that i damn burnt my tongue
and i aint lil no more so you can calll me yung
teke be the name and your flow mad weak
and by the looks of it, b-low had your moms last week
ravin and ranting like a kid who had his damn candy took
your moms name was probably candy, and b-low took the sweetness leavin you shook.

[heavensdevil]

Good call. PB, please stop. You are no where near my level

:no: , You are garbage too, along with the poster above, damn yall are trash.

[phoenix18]

:no: , You are garbage too, along with the poster above, damn yall are trash.
Where are your lines, Mister everyone is trash but I aint got no skills?

[PleezeBelieve]

who would have thought, weak sauce again on your menu
but pleeze it'll be me servin you again at this venue
and damn im getting tired always beatin your ass up
you got me pissed off on the spot and i be burnin up
and i be spittin so much fire that i damn burnt my tongue
and i aint lil no more so you can calll me yung
teke be the name and your flow mad weak
and by the looks of it, b-low had your moms last week
ravin and ranting like a kid who had his damn candy took
your moms name was probably candy, and b-low took the sweetness leavin you shook.
Hear the sirens when I'm spittin that fire
Too much heat keep the booth perspired
Toothpick between my lips, killa wit the baretta or eagle
I mean, I'm a killa on the loose like Robert Blake and Mike Vick
Proof when my bars get arsenic, carnage be the offspring
I be the root of everything like I'm the one-man, human ballteam
Hype this Canadian Drake, wait till I get a taste
Hungry for the essense of the game
F*ck beauty pageants plus the fame
Love the art, my true profession at heart
One of the few blessed, son to use bars as a weapon
Born underneath the beast but bludgeon it in the dungeon
F*ck you thinks gonna happen to you, huh????

[PleezeBelieve]

Where's my interview???
I'm destined to bless this sh*t till accumalate 100 thousand views
Cruel I refuse to observe you
Its just I'm blind to the hate
Being super in a cape is my fate
Fam, that's the type of man I am
New York fast life, on top like a skyscrape
F*ck we really talkin about, mate??
I mean seriously, I'm Peerless like the NFL
Put it together to see why you take the L

[snipes12]

Where's my interview???
I'm destined to bless this sh*t till accumalate 100 thousand views
Cruel I refuse to observe you
Its just I'm blind to the hate
Being super in a cape is my fate
Fam, that's the type of man I am
New York fast life, on top like a skyscrape
F*ck we really talkin about, mate??
I mean seriously, I'm Peerless like the NFL
Put it together to see why you take the L
wtf is this ?

[DonDadda59]

wtf is this ?

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/stau0156/architecture/garbage%20can.jpg

[phoenix18]

DonDadda, that just made me laugh so hard. That is exactly what I was thinking. Wow. I wish the had a laughing and hitting the table emoticon because that would be an accurate description. Personally, I think that my lines are the best in this thread.

[branslowski]

DonDadda, that just made me laugh so hard. That is exactly what I was thinking. Wow. I wish the had a laughing and hitting the table emoticon because that would be an accurate description. Personally, I think that my lines are the best in this thread.

:no: Naw, youngtyrekeevens bars are by far the Best in this thread...Yours are OK too, but his is sick.

[phoenix18]

:no: Naw, youngtyrekeevens bars are by far the Best in this thread...Yours are OK too, but his is sick.
That's fair.

[phoenix18]

PB is to me, is useless without the J,
so what does that mean, he is useless single everyday,
talking about how he saw lebron in the club but never provided the lame,
thinking his lines are hard but they really are just tame,
thinking he's the best but he's really just insane,
I am sitting here wondering what's going in his brain,
sucking lebron off, is that really his life's aim,
talking about getting girls when he got no game,
now the way the thread unfolded did go to plan,
at first he was at an all-time like a tourist in amsterdam,
but when the comp showed all he could say was damn,
this thread has put him in a jam, he's his ass handed back to him,
as soon as I can find a glove for my hand.

*** DISCLAIMER***: Really weak for me. I just cant come up with better right now.

[DonDadda59]

I'm not a wannabe rapper, don't freestyle, but I wanna play too :oldlol:

PB the real life King of Comedy, fa&&ot frontin like he Robert D
But your broke ass ain’t about no Deniro,Ya ISH odometer done spun back to zero
B*tch Ni&&a spittin sh*t at me, must be nuttier than Roy Batty
Snatch ya imaginary mac, twist ya cap, have you sayin ‘Time to Die’
Ain’t no lie, Anything Lebron spits, you sip & swallow, should call ya the Catcher in the Rye
This ni&&a mad cuz he’ll be a nobody forever, never seen, Another mad rapper
While my face is all over his screen, big and small
This d*ckriding wannabe’ll be screaming ‘Please Believe me, I’m the next Biggie Smalls!’
I’ll twist the rock on my finger, b*tch slap ya let that imprint linger,
Diamonds spellin out my name on your face, It’s an intricate pattern
have you feelin the power of my ring like I’m the Fuc*ing Green Lantern

[PleezeBelieve]

PB is to me, is useless without the J,
so what does that mean, he is useless single everyday,
talking about how he saw lebron in the club but never provided the lame,
thinking his lines are hard but they really are just tame,
thinking he's the best but he's really just insane,
I am sitting here wondering what's going in his brain,
sucking lebron off, is that really his life's aim,
talking about getting girls when he got no game,
now the way the thread unfolded did go to plan,
at first he was at an all-time like a tourist in amsterdam,
but when the comp showed all he could say was damn,
this thread has put him in a jam, he's his ass handed back to him,
as soon as I can find a glove for my hand.

*** DISCLAIMER***: Really weak for me. I just cant come up with better right now.
:roll:

Just picked a fresh piece from Brooklyn. I'll get back to you and DudDadda tomorrow.

[DonDadda59]

:roll:

Just picked a fresh piece from Brooklyn. I'll get back to you and DudDadda tomorrow.

By 'fresh piece' do you mean a new box of kleenex? And DUDdadda :eek: so damn clever, can't wait to see what fresh batch of garbage you have in store for us.

[DonDadda59]

RIP PB's rap dreams :violin:

[iggy>]

stack change, f*ck a battle, get ya chedda up
ya life savins rainin in the club, u cant bet enuff

[Quizno]

yo, yo, this is how it goes
**** a ho and let her know how i roll
i'm as gangster as the atkins diet, try it
leave a bigger hole in you than my *******

[KnowledgeWithin]

Nigg@s wanna front on my game but truth is I get more blow than a candle I'm Randall with my ability to scramble these legit rhymes poetically Don't care how you feel just know your girl is feeling me Like a nice breeze on a sunny beach preach is what i do sick of fake rappers actin like they are better than you, you and you when they know that don't spit nuts bars im always in the shell like some cashews Rhymes are ripe but don't call me a fruit I'll have my groupies leaning to my rhymes like we#d does to Snoop

[DonDadda59]

:roll:

Just picked a fresh piece from Brooklyn. I'll get back to you and DudDadda tomorrow.

:violin:

[PleezeBelieve]

PB is to me, is useless without the J,
so what does that mean, he is useless single everyday,
talking about how he saw lebron in the club but never provided the lame,
thinking his lines are hard but they really are just tame,
thinking he's the best but he's really just insane,
I am sitting here wondering what's going in his brain,
sucking lebron off, is that really his life's aim,
talking about getting girls when he got no game,
now the way the thread unfolded did go to plan,
at first he was at an all-time like a tourist in amsterdam,
but when the comp showed all he could say was damn,
this thread has put him in a jam, he's his ass handed back to him,
as soon as I can find a glove for my hand.

*** DISCLAIMER***: Really weak for me. I just cant come up with better right now.
Do you really want to knuckle with Tarzan in the jungle??
B*tch, I'm too live, swingin from the vines bare-chested, debonair perfection
I spit an out-of-this-world message, don't make me step out my vessel
Brazen wit the people, I know I can't even enslaven my own flow
Don't mean KISS stage outfits when I say I will rock sh*t
You heard it hear first, when PB puttin it down flush with the verse
He don't give a f*ck, he just wanna crush the whole mothaf*ckin Earth
With the hate you harbor for me, do you really want to get a taste with me as ya gardener??
You see, got tools that's never been seen, can take out F-22's and submarines
Leave Russians blushing how the AK gleam, you think I gives a f*ck about ya team
When the flow so potent, what's a player to the mothaf*ckin owner??
phoenix, I spit acid when I spazz kid, corrosive with the vocals
Why motion for the General when you stay so unproven??
Confused about ya rank, junior???
Here, you gettin promoted b*tch -- from Capt. Hopeless to Major Loser

[DonDadda59]

^And on the 8th day, the Lord created Garbage and endowed untalented wannabe rappers with the ability to spread it indiscriminately across the land.

[DonDadda59]

Do you really want to knuckle with Tarzan in the jungle??
B*tch, I'm too live, swingin from the vines bare-chested, debonair perfection
I spit an out-of-this-world message, don't make me step out my vessel
Brazen wit the people, I know I can't even enslaven my own flow
Don't mean KISS stage outfits when I say I will rock sh*t
You heard it hear first, when PB puttin it down flush with the verse
He don't give a f*ck, he just wanna crush the whole mothaf*ckin Earth
With the hate you harbor for me, do you really want to get a taste with me as ya gardener??
You see, got tools that's never been seen, can take out F-22's and submarines
Leave Russians blushing how the AK gleam, you think I gives a f*ck about ya team
When the flow so potent, what's a player to the mothaf*ckin owner??
phoenix, I spit acid when I spazz kid, corrosive with the vocals
Why motion for the General when you stay so unproven??
Confused about ya rank, junior???
Here, you gettin promoted b*tch -- from Capt. Hopeless to Major Loser

See I’m Alexander the Great- conquering, ripping you up like Asia Minor
Play you like some keys, bang on you like I’m your pops and you A Minor
You’ll B Flat, I’ll B Sharp, squeezing your imaginary gat, splayed out on the tarp
You in the same class as me? Imagine the juxtaposition
A thoroughbred Ferrari racing circles around a decrepit hoopty
Asking yourself how can this be, finding yourself in a precarious position
You’re staring into the eyes of Hannibal the Cannibal, dice you up and devour you
You fu*ked up-chose to scramble w/ the animal, spit you out, leave you sour too
Your rap dreams ain’t nothing but a mirage, your best case is being part of my entourage
The 6 car garage, 3 girls in a m

[DonDadda59]

Everybody's done battling? :confusedshrug:

[DonDadda59]

I wasted how many lines on this b*tch? STILL hasn't gotten back to me like he promised. Weak.


Rap Battle: PleezeBelieve vs The World

The World won, as usual.

[phoenix18]

I wasted how many lines on this b*tch? STILL hasn't gotten back to me like he promised. Weak.



The World won, as usual.
:oldlol: We are waiting PB.

[DonDadda59]

:oldlol: We are waiting PB.

That last batch of waste he posted was for you btw.

[phoenix18]

That last batch of waste he posted was for you btw.
Oh for real? I dont really dumpster dive much so I didnt bother to read it in detail. I was too busy laughing at how I came with some weakass lines and he couldnt even top that.

[branslowski]

Originally posted By Pleezebeleive
Check it, check it...

The chrome spit
The chrome glitz
Im the sh!tz
15k thread b!tch
ill lick LeBron stick
And give a **** fist
he'll make me twitch
but i wont quit

Pleez sent me a message and told me thats for you Don...He's picking up a fresh piece in Kentucky.

[DonDadda59]

Pleez sent me a message and told me thats for you Don...He's picking up a fresh piece in Kentucky.

:oldlol:

[phoenix18]

yo, yo, this is how it goes
**** a ho and let her know how i roll
i'm as gangster as the atkins diet, try it
leave a bigger hole in you than my *******
I am take over for quizno, and show you how the wiz flows,
I take over all mics like Kanye west, all I need is a little sippy sippy,
after the sips I make people real pissy and they throw a hissy fit,
because they know that I'm the sh*t, I'm always on the hot seat,
Im used to it though, thats what seat warmers will do to you,
after all, an all star has to sit sometime, people stay away from me like i got the flu, but just like BOC, Im burning for you,
just a response will do, no real effort needed because we would want you,
to use your brain and actually redeem your name,
reclaim the respect and be liked,
but we know your not, so why try to fight ,when you know your gonna lose,
we know your confused, but one question,
is it drug induced or did some traumatic event in life do this to you,
your a headcase, with no screws left, and I bet,
you still think your a threat just like brett, go ahead and put the mic back up on the stand,
because everyone knows it doesnt belong in your hand.

[DonDadda59]

Pleeze don't want it with me, so I'll leave this thread at this:

Recalcitrant, your rhymes are weak, flaccid like you

[branslowski]

[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Pleeze don't want it with me, so I'll leave this thread at this:

Recalcitrant, your rhymes are weak, flaccid like you

[DonDadda59]

Don do you rap or did you use to?...Trust me, flow this verse out making it match with the Ether beat...FEAR?

Like I said before, I don't rap. Just thought it'd be fun to get a little competition going- this is like the 4th or 5th attempt at some bars for me :oldlol:

But thanks for the props, much appreciated :cheers:

[PleezeBelieve]

[QUOTE=DonDadda59]See I’m Alexander the Great- conquering, ripping you up like Asia Minor
Play you like some keys, bang on you like I’m your pops and you A Minor
You’ll B Flat, I’ll B Sharp, squeezing your imaginary gat, splayed out on the tarp
You in the same class as me? Imagine the juxtaposition
A thoroughbred Ferrari racing circles around a decrepit hoopty
Asking yourself how can this be, finding yourself in a precarious position
You’re staring into the eyes of Hannibal the Cannibal, dice you up and devour you
You fu*ked up-chose to scramble w/ the animal, spit you out, leave you sour too
Your rap dreams ain’t nothing but a mirage, your best case is being part of my entourage
The 6 car garage, 3 girls in a m

[DonDadda59]

Took you like a week to come up w/ that weak sh*t?

Why'd you even come back, shoulda just let the thread fade into obscurity :oldlol:

Get to my other 2 gifts for you, then I'll decide if it's even worth dignifying your piss poor attempts with a response.

[PleezeBelieve]

Took you like a week to come up w/ that weak sh*t?

Why'd you even come back, shoulda just let the thread fade into obscurity :oldlol:

Get to my other 2 gifts for you, then I'll decide if it's even worth dignifying your piss poor attempts with a response.
Unlike you, treehuggin simp, I can't muster LOGGIN on everyday
I got too much paper to play with
Don't need to hate you, been everybody's favorite since 2002
You my wanna-be heir, but I kill that everytime I breath out my nasal
So don't make me recreate the fable where Cane slayed Abel
Cause when I shoot on the move, B, that sh*t aint comin on cable
So blibical when the pen go, I feel the holy ghost is like my kinfolk
Now say hello before I shake-rattle-roll ya fake-babbling-soul
I'm too good cause I'm the best that can ever be understood
Know eight languages, date Bangladesh b*tches, amazing, ain't it??
My roster look like the United Nations, sunshine ain't the Days Inn, son
Get ya money right and maybe we can go stunt in Hungary for the night
Let me show ya life how to break that virgin curse, by whorin foreigners
But write me a chorus first cause I'm connecting with these verses
Put it together...

[DonDadda59]

:oldlol:

And you think you're going to be a professional rapper? Hate to sh*t on your life plan but you really need to look into a technical school or something. I mean, I don't rap- all the stuff in this thread by me is more or less the only rhyming I've ever done, yet look how badly I outclassed you. That's just sad man.

If you really want to take this seriously, you'll take another week off to come up with some new garbage. Use my last entry, the 'fire mixed w/ ether', see what you can do w/ that. Good luck :cheers:

[DonDadda59]

Hand this fake-ass Canibus an atlas, location Aspen
On probation for my pen practicin sin, begin the coronation
PleezeBelieve incarcerated behind bars even when he win
DonDadda, I mean D-D, you can't see me, P-B #1 ISH enemy
Rap opposite of average, don't honor scrub stanzas
Wack Dondadda's composite, think you the only one kickin knowledge??
Patna, I honestly think you glossin what ya ass can polish
Anybody can read the Encyclopedia and seem intelligent enough
I'm just tellin how I really hustle, how I get the baddest b*tches numbers
My persona never met humble, only crumble whoever I met
Battle me, fate replicate Asian nations battlin Alexander The Great
I live in an unappreciative state that's why I always 'in-grate'
And my capital full of ho's who simply love their city, Ego
Read slow, metaphors flow in a phase where they creep on the low
I know, so sick, seemin to go both ways
But that's just a Pro in his Lotus blowing his signing bonus
You know how we behave....

Just to rub it in your face...


We

[AmoebaD]

well done dondadda. gargamel gargle me. :lol

[Manute for Ever!]

Unlike you, treehuggin simp, I can't muster LOGGIN on everyday
I got too much paper to play with
Don't need to hate you, been everybody's favorite since 2002
You my wanna-be heir, but I kill that everytime I breath out my nasal
So don't make me recreate the fable where Cane slayed Abel
Cause when I shoot on the move, B, that sh*t aint comin on cable
So blibical when the pen go, I feel the holy ghost is like my kinfolk
Now say hello before I shake-rattle-roll ya fake-babbling-soul
I'm too good cause I'm the best that can ever be understood
Know eight languages, date Bangladesh b*tches, amazing, ain't it??
My roster look like the United Nations, sunshine ain't the Days Inn, son
Get ya money right and maybe we can go stunt in Hungary for the night
Let me show ya life how to break that virgin curse, by whorin foreigners
But write me a chorus first cause I'm connecting with these verses
Put it together...

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/16/as-gay-as-this.jpg

[AtticusPigeon11]

Wow, DonDadda, you're a clever motherf*cker. Props. I go heavy on alliteration, tri-linguality, and metaphorz.. but I'm going to have to incorporate those fresh literary devices.

Only criticism is the millions of historical references kind of make it sound choppy and overly nerdy for the ISh audience.

[halffttime]

got damn, don dadda has a *****ing reference on evey line..

[PleezeBelieve]

[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Just to rub it in your face...


We

[DonDadda59]

Just stop already, I told you to take some time off, get your thoughts together and bring me something worthy of my efforts... you settle for this? Life is ironic sometimes- I was just in a studio recording some ADR stuff getting a few hundred dollars an hr to do it, but you're the 'pro' right? :oldlol:

Still Waiting :violin: ...



Recalcitrant, your rhymes are weak, flaccid like you’re impotent
Slide down the rabbit hole, see Alice about coppin that Cialis
Chatter w/ the Mad Hatter, The Lord High Executioner, I’m a young Albert Anastasia
Robespiere reigning fear, terror in this era, American Idol like Fantasia
You’re flying through the danger zone, forgetting I’m the Top Gun
You better do like Goose, duck duck, better yet run
You’re a b*tch made mama’s boy like Kanye, you ask- how could I be so heartless?
Well the truth is- I’m young, pretty, and ruthless
Royalty- the Dark Prince, schooling you like you’re Medici, I’m Machiavelli
Niccolo, stack chips like rolo, fly solo, Might like Dolo
In the dash for the cash, I’m blazing, leaving ni@@as cleated up in the turf
While you try to grind up on Lebron in the club leaves you blue balls like Papa Smurf
Master Alchemist like my name’s GARGAMEL, treat your girl’s kitty like she Azrael
Beat it up like a prime Ali, rearrange the letters have her GARGLE ME
Now that Swayze’s Ghost, I’ll b*tch smack this baby back into the corner
Have your mom dirty dancing for me, she trying to make my Point Break
Making her donkey hop, trying to drink my Soda Pop like I’m an Outsider
Bust through the condom top, 9 months later you’re new little brother’s doing the Kidz Bop

But here's a small taste of what's waiting for you at the end of the rainbow, ain't no pot of gold :roll:


Kimbo Slice think you street certified legally, actually Scary Spice, get knocked up RAW like Eddy Murphy,
The Golden Child murder you telepathically, Dr. Doolittle Doin Diddly dodging this rhyme prodigy
Call this the Ms. Cleo flow, stay steps ahead, 2 to fo’, keep your hands at 10 to 2, Jamaican blocking you
Bumbaclot, searing you roti hot, Usain Bolt when you see the gat I got, get it?
Your best bet is to dead it, otherwise you’ll be in my debit like default credit
Reside in the Royal Flush, ante up your dime for a taste, I’ll show her my poker face
Make her say oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-ah/ when I/ pa-pa-pa poke her face, pa-pa poke her face


:pimp:

[PleezeBelieve]

Just stop already, I told you to take some time off, get your thoughts together and bring me something worthy of my efforts... you settle for this? Life is ironic sometimes- I was just in a studio recording some ADR stuff getting a few hundred dollars an hr to do it, but you're the 'pro' right? :oldlol:

Still Waiting :violin: ...



But here's a small taste of what's waiting for you at the end of the rainbow, ain't no pot of gold :roll:



:pimp:
Son, thread sittin on 2000+ views and none have to do with you
Highly rated, I don't know how I do it, one above ten like the nightly news
You must be a gotdamn fool, thinkin three verses instillin fear
I've must have spit 10,000 rhymes in my time here
F*ck you saying??
Who you paying??
To quote how you dope??
PB, feel you??
Nope
So suck on deez one mo time with ya wack-ass Disney channel lines
At that, poor Alice in Wonderland wants her sh*tty metaphor back
And you don't have to be on the net to see Spiderman ain't a fan
:oldlol: like seriously, is this ISH or a mothaf*ckin nursery???
I got a b*tch wit 36 D's - you thinkin ya flat spit hurtin me???
Flow crush who ever opposin me
Lush to incite stampedes just to be mean
Get the club jumpin, everybody on trampolines
Rain don't touch the chosen, lonely under my canopy
Yea...

[DonDadda59]

Wow, that was a massive letdown, that's the best you can do? :ohwell:

It's clear you're out of your league on this one, I say put this sh*t to a vote, but we already know who won.

If anybody else wants to step up, be my guest, but 3 pages or so ago, I put this PB sh*t to rest. (came up w/ that as I was typing, how you like me now? BLING BLAOW :oldlol: )


...

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii163/chinisu/FAIL.jpg

[Love The WNBA]

dondadda crushing souls - per usual.

pleezebelieve nothing against you've but you've gotten completely and utterly worked.

[branslowski]

I would spit, but im complete garbage...:ohwell:

I wouldnt even be a challenge...

I would love to see the Tyrekevans guy vs Don..See as though those two have the hottest verses in this thread.

[PleezeBelieve]

dondadda crushing souls - per usual.

pleezebelieve nothing against you've but you've gotten completely and utterly worked.
I've been wiring verses on this site for five years and I've yet to get one compliment.

Not one. :oldlol:

You know why?? Its because I'm too arrogant. #1 ISH enemy. If you put two or three words together against me that rhyme, you'll have people saying the same thing you're saying now.

Don is corny. He puts word together decently but his subject matter is cornball-ish stuff that no one who isn't white wants to hear. Plus he seems to rely on namedrops.

There is no way a person can say I took an l from young or Don. I believe yung to be black so he comes across a bit more authentic than Don, but he's still mediocre as well.

But hey, to each race is to each own.

[DonDadda59]

:oldlol:

Pulling the race card because you got embarrassed, ignorance has no color. Just because you don't have the mental capacity to follow what I'm saying doesn't speak ill of my content you fu*king douche. 5 years you've been 'rapping' on an internet board, when are you 'finna blow' exactly? :oldlol:

Tick Tock Tick Tock, that's the sound of the clock counting down the minutes of your life man. I think you seriously need to come up with another life plan.

Oh, don't forget to catch me on your screen next week, NBC. You can even make a thread about it- tell everybody how I shot you a head nod right before a commercial.

I'll be waiting on your mix tape to drop :roll:

[niko]

Isn't rapping without music basically equivalent to writing bad poetry quickly? How can one rap without music?

[yungtyrekeevans]

this thread still goin? psshhh. i thought pleeze was done a long time ago.

should be a rap battle thread on the front page, im sick of always whoopin on pb's ass.

[PleezeBelieve]

this thread still goin? psshhh. i thought pleeze was done a long time ago.

should be a rap battle thread on the front page, im sick of always whoopin on pb's ass.

i heard this cat pleezebelieve is a p*ssy
beggin people to pleeze believe him like a wussy :roll:
but a real man dont really roll like that
and instead of talkin bout how your gat go BAP BAP BAP,
you need to sit down and focus on how to rap rap rap. :hammerhead:
best believe it that yungteke lettin you know
your moms is like a shotgun, two c*cks and she ready to blow :wtf:
sweep you off the stage so gimme a mop
and get my gun named michael jackson, so when things get hot
i'll show you the reason they called him the KING OF POP.:sleeping :sleeping :sleeping
Yea, you hot, son. :violin:

[PleezeBelieve]

Ok, I'm puttin these words together so nice, mesmerizing
Studying the game since age 19, this my sweet science
Flow vibrant, strengths minus the minuses
Peep this, eager to feature my lack of weakness
Listen, don't want you gettin this memo late
PB finna blow when he get the go for his demo tape
Take you on a Journey, Gotta Believe!!
Toddler to my teens, from when I was a model in-between
Listen and you'll understand why I'm the piff king
Ready to drip tears reminiscing
So much pain in my life its like darkness trap the light
My mind bright and still get barked at like I aint nice
F*ck you n*ggas, trying to be worth a few billions
Katrina got my dome feeling so New Orleans
I have no ceiling, that's how I'm feeling
You feeling me???

[branslowski]

I've been wiring verses on this site for five years and I've yet to get one compliment.

Not one. :oldlol:

You know why?? Its because I'm too arrogant. #1 ISH enemy. If you put two or three words together against me that rhyme, you'll have people saying the same thing you're saying now.

Don is corny. He puts word together decently but his subject matter is cornball-ish stuff that no one who isn't white wants to hear. Plus he seems to rely on namedrops.

There is no way a person can say I took an l from young or Don. I believe yung to be black so he comes across a bit more authentic than Don, but he's still mediocre as well.

But hey, to each race is to each own.

Im black, and Don's verse was Fire to me...:confusedshrug:

And Im a big Cass, Jay-Z, Wayne, Big, Drake fan....

[DonDadda59]

Im black, and Don's verse was Fire to me...:confusedshrug:

And Im a big Cass, Jay-Z, Wayne, Big, Drake fan....

You're not Black unless you like the garbage he spews in his posts, only White people like good verses :oldlol:

Guy thinks he's a pro but he was brutally murked by somebody who doesn't even rhyme. Dude's depressed dripping tears reminiscing, darkness in his life, damn I almost feel bad picking on him... almost :violin:

[PleezeBelieve]

Look, sick and tired of being sick and tired
I just the let the tags on my whip expire
Moms pinked slip two weeks before retirement
Damn, anybody know Arby's hiring??
Everybody paid and I can't even make minimum wage
Boss say sick day NO WAY when my illness viral
My plight spiraling fast like a Matt Ryan pass
Piss on a fire-hydrant, cops patrollin, ticket prices $130 cash
DAAAAG!!!
My life suck, bad luck never odd, my destiny feel like a bl*wjob

[OneMoreSucka]

Isn't rapping without music basically equivalent to writing bad poetry quickly? How can one rap without music?
Nah man. You feel the music in the words!!!!

Did your mind just get blown? ....:confusedshrug:

[OneMoreSucka]

Look, sick and tired of being sick and tired
I just the let the tags on my whip expire
Moms pinked slip two weeks before retirement
Damn, anybody know Arby's hiring??
Everybody paid and I can't even make minimum wage
Boss say sick day NO WAY when my illness viral
My plight spiraling fast like a Matt Ryan pass
Piss on a fire-hydrant, cops patrollin, ticket prices $130 cash
DAAAAG!!!
My life suck, bad luck never odd, my destiny feel like a bl*wjob
You used "dag" for an entire bar. Credibility has officially been lost. See you next thread.

[PleezeBelieve]

Trust, I just strive to be the best rapper alive
H*mo, this not showboating, just evoking my chromosomal design
Listen to that last line, tell me I ain't lying
If I share my ploy
It ain't fair
I'm Drake on steroids, f*ckas
Stay Frank like the face on a hundred
No dirt on me
F*ck who trying to put men under
I'm like Detroit in the summer
A mothaf*cking show-stunna
Yea....

[PleezeBelieve]

I'm just saying...
Man I'm really saying...
Where the haste to celebrate me
Never tempt fate
Never share a taste wit the n*ggas that hate me
So again, let's start where we began
I'm PleezeBelieve
Acknowledgme as as the gotdamn man....

[PleezeBelieve]

Can my pen steer a sincere moment
Yea, I know she gorgeous
Buy she still my dear daughter
While ISH insist I'm Indian
I'm cherishing how fatherhood begin
She out the womb
Me smiling like fool
I'm like 9 months came this soon???
Name PleezeBelieve, prayed 'Jesus Please...
Let me do all she needs...
Plant how God's plants derive from seeds
How without me, there's no she
And without she
There's no complete in me
Hope my point's right
And I don't mean a compass pointing East
Yea....

[phoenix18]

I am sorry, I honestly dont care
Excuse my lack of empathy, but your rep has been shot to hell,
now you think that an avy of little girl will make it well?
No way bro, I had to even bust out the finger wag,
take your trash lyrics and throw it in the bag,
put the bag in the dumpster and throw in the towel,
give up, its over, attention whoring to this extent is never cool,
you know your sad when you look at the amount of views and drool.

[Maga_1]

I am sorry, I honestly dont care
Excuse my lack of empathy, but your rep has been shot to hell,
now you think that an avy of little girl will make it well?
No way bro, I had to even bust out the finger wag,
take your trash lyrics and throw it in the bag,
put the bag in the dumpster and throw in the towel,
give up, its over, attention whoring to this extent is never cool,
you know your sad when you look at the amount of views and drool.

YOU'RE THE MAN :applause:

[PleezeBelieve]

I am sorry, I honestly dont care
Excuse my lack of empathy, but your rep has been shot to hell,
now you think that an avy of little girl will make it well?
No way bro, I had to even bust out the finger wag,
take your trash lyrics and throw it in the bag,
put the bag in the dumpster and throw in the towel,
give up, its over, attention whoring to this extent is never cool,
you know your sad when you look at the amount of views and drool.
How long you been strandid from the Rap Bandit??
Come at me questionable, still looking for answers
It's as simple as I'm handsome
Your talent on a planet, mines in the stratosphere
Here, here, the Judge, Mr. PleezeBelieve
The Honorable is here
Pull ya Report Card
Sorry to inform ya
You performed less than honor roll
So I ask....
You honor my roll
Leave me alone

[Knicks101]

How long you been strandid from the Rap Bandit??
Come at me questionable, still looking for answers
It's as simple as I'm handsome
Your talent on a planet, mines in the stratosphere
Here, here, the Judge, Mr. PleezeBelieve
The Honorable is here
Pull ya Report Card
Sorry to inform ya
You performed less than honor roll
So I ask....
You honor my roll
Leave me alone

SHUT THE **** UP JASH
YOUR RHYMES ARE ASS

That is all

[Maga_1]

Can i battle in Portuguese and then you translate? :lol :lol

[IcanzIIravor]

I am sorry, I honestly dont care
Excuse my lack of empathy, but your rep has been shot to hell,
now you think that an avy of little girl will make it well?
No way bro, I had to even bust out the finger wag,
take your trash lyrics and throw it in the bag,
put the bag in the dumpster and throw in the towel,
give up, its over, attention whoring to this extent is never cool,
you know your sad when you look at the amount of views and drool.

:lol

http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~poobah/pwned.jpg

[Brujesino]

Yo iam MC public urination WHAT WHAT
I take a ****in piss on the ****in sidewalk
Anytime any place i just whip out my ****
And empty out my bladder while you mutha****ers watch
You other MC's cant handle this sh!t
Your just a little b!tch afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet everytime you have to take a piss
Yo **** that sh!t i just whip out my dick

[phoenix18]

How long you been strandid from the Rap Bandit??
Come at me questionable, still looking for answers
It's as simple as I'm handsome
Your talent on a planet, mines in the stratosphere
Here, here, the Judge, Mr. PleezeBelieve
The Honorable is here
Pull ya Report Card
Sorry to inform ya
You performed less than honor roll
So I ask....
You honor my roll
Leave me alone
Shutup Mr.Facepalm inducer, thinks he's cool pretending to be a man on the computer,
Please you're pluto, tried to be a planet, but was exposed as a moon,
you're not battling me, this is just a slaughter,
all this effort and the verse is still crap, why did you bother?
You're just lightweight, annoying like a mosquito,
my verses are my off so your not getting blood from me bro,
dig deep down deep, real low, tell me how you feel,
and not your corny persona but the dude behind,
either you are kid with no life or a man with high school as your prime,
bottom line, I dont even know why you respond,
next time, take a tip and eat your ego and just move on.

[branslowski]

Can i battle in Portuguese and then you translate? :lol :lol

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[halffttime]

Can my pen steer a sincere moment
Yea, I know she gorgeous
Buy she still my dear daughter
While ISH insist I'm Indian
I'm cherishing how fatherhood begin
She out the womb
Me smiling like fool
I'm like 9 months came this soon???
Name PleezeBelieve, prayed 'Jesus Please...
Let me do all she needs...
Plant how God's plants derive from seeds
How without me, there's no she
And without she
There's no complete in me
Hope my point's right
And I don't mean a compass pointing East
Yea....
pretty sick man.. :applause:

[halffttime]

Shutup Mr.Facepalm inducer, thinks he's cool pretending to be a man on the computer,
Please you're pluto, tried to be a planet, but was exposed as a moon,
you're not battling me, this is just a slaughter,
all this effort and the verse is still crap, why did you bother?
You're just lightweight, annoying like a mosquito,
my verses are my off so your not getting blood from me bro,
dig deep down deep, real low, tell me how you feel,
and not your corny persona but the dude behind,
either you are kid with no life or a man with high school as your prime,
bottom line, I dont even know why you respond,
next time, take a tip and eat your ego and just move on.
this is like me writing rhymes back in ninth grade.. no offense

[phoenix18]

this is like me writing rhymes back in ninth grade.. no offense
It is a simplistic rhyme scheme, yes. But then again, I really didnt write this. Just typed in what came to mind.

[DonDadda59]

I thought this bullsh*t was put to rest months ago, this thread (and all other PB bullsh*t) is like a Jason or Freddy movie, can't kill that fu*ker :rolleyes:

[PleezeBelieve]

Shutup Mr.Facepalm inducer, thinks he's cool pretending to be a man on the computer,
Please you're pluto, tried to be a planet, but was exposed as a moon,
you're not battling me, this is just a slaughter,
all this effort and the verse is still crap, why did you bother?
You're just lightweight, annoying like a mosquito,
my verses are my off so your not getting blood from me bro,
dig deep down deep, real low, tell me how you feel,
and not your corny persona but the dude behind,
either you are kid with no life or a man with high school as your prime,
bottom line, I dont even know why you respond,
next time, take a tip and eat your ego and just move on.
Just cause you feeling tight
Don't mean what you wrote is tight
When I let loose, n*ggas feeling tight
When I toe- tag n*ggas
Do for half price
Phoenix, on the mic I'm The breath of life
Listen to Fab's B.R.E.A.T.H.E
And tell me what my life is like
PleezeBelieve devour analogies
Want war, figure a new strategy...

[phoenix18]

I thought this bullsh*t was put to rest months ago, this thread (and all other PB bullsh*t) is like a Jason or Freddy movie, can't kill that fu*ker :rolleyes:
He keeps coming back for more and more,
tell me don, you got more ether in store?
I know it seems like a household chore,
but put him on the canvas on more time,
he isnt a glass joe, I think this is the breaking point,
leave the palace victorious, even though you're not caesar,
or you could let me at him and take a breather,
sit in the corner and watch me slip his punches,
counter with a couple rights and a left,
well trained, no running out of breath,
the skill is exceptional,
his chances went from slim to none,
c0ck back and throw my arm like a bullet from a gun,
connects with the jaw, the crowd ooohs and aahs,
PB is counted out and I receive the applause,
so predictable, I knew exactly what he was gonna do,
and paitently waited for him to do his pathetic move,
now, I am the champ, fist raised in the air,
joy is abundant in camp, dancing without a care, and yes,
I have fufilled my goal,
and that was knocking out PB cold.

[PleezeBelieve]

He keeps coming back for more and more,
tell me don, you got more ether in store?
I know it seems like a household chore,
but put him on the canvas on more time,
he isnt a glass joe, I think this is the breaking point,leave the palace victorious, even though you're not caesar,
or you could let me at him and take a breather,
sit in the corner and watch me slip his punches,
counter with a couple rights and a left,
well trained, no running out of breath,
the skill is exceptional,
his chances went from slim to none,
c0ck back and throw my arm like a bullet from a gun,
connects with the jaw, the crowd ooohs and aahs,
PB is counted out and I receive the applause,
so predictable, I knew exactly what he was gonna do,
and paitently waited for him to do his pathetic move,
now, I am the champ, fist raised in the air,
joy is abundant in camp, dancing without a care, and yes,
I have fufilled my goal,
and that was knocking out PB cold.
How you knocking me out cold, son
I'm root sum of the H1N1 virus
I'm puttin whole nations on hold
Think your elemtentary verbage
Gone reap what you never heard of
And that's PB being a memory
We as distant as you ya third cuz
You beating me is as fantasy as
Final Fantasy 13 Versus
Mothaf*cka....:.

[DonDadda59]

nothing but trash here.

[Batman]

nothing but trash here.

what he said

[sergiorodriguez]

is jash shah pretending to be that black guy in his avy now?:roll: :roll: :roll:

[iDunk]

Yo, yo I'm so ghetto
Just like jello

[1987_Lakers]

This is a sad, sad thread.:roll:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Pleeze don't want it with me, so I'll leave this thread at this:

Recalcitrant, your rhymes are weak, flaccid like you

[IGotACoolStory]

Bring this back.

[ZeN]

Never knew peniis18 was a faux rapper

[RaininTwos]

Never knew peniis18 was a faux rapper
:coleman:

Faux?

[ZeN]

:coleman:

Faux?
Exactly

[TheeBeast]

I'm just saying...
Man I'm really saying...
Where the haste to celebrate me
Never tempt fate
Never share a taste wit the n*ggas that hate me
So again, let's start where we began
I'm PleezeBelieve
Acknowledgme as as the gotdamn man....

Allow me start again
I'll pretend you could match my skill level on the pen
I follow no trends, I start em
I'll put your whole rapping career to an end without even barkin'
Let me warm up n sharpen cuz your shit leaves me lethargic


I can't acknowledge you, you pollute this room like fossil fuel
N to be honest with you
Ya sound like garbage dude

[SourPatchKids]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP0G3aXJJJM

[heavensdevil]

I'll let you start it, but remember homie,
Your raps will never get the best of me,

Lyrical messiah, already told you, but I ain't feelin like bragging,
Cause the only think you're good at is bitching and nut-hugging,
Nut-hugging ?, shit, I mean you on LeBron's ball is hanging,
Please, this just be an introduction, don't get me to the spanking,

Screaming for attention can get your lungs unattached,
But I'll be fair, I'll just let you be bashed.

:facepalm

[heavensdevil]

PleezeBelieve sippin tea, championship gown danglin neck to feet
Walk into OTC only for mothaf*ckas to pit me versus POT??
Like really, who the f*ck is that to match my pedigree
Seriously homie, sometimes I feel like the whole world know me
PB da God, every room I walk in gettin applause
Pause, these are the cruel facts: you are not Kool-Cat
Bring the heat to ya back, now you lookin like a hot-rat
I'm a fire-breather when I look to devour people
BAP-BAP-BAP -- that's my raps shootin from the gat
Pour ya ashes from the plate, sealed in urn with masking tape
Work the Smith & Wesson like I'm an intern at a Law Firm

This is a joke right?

[heavensdevil]

Please open your mind and let my verses penetrate you,
You're not fellin me ? ****, I'll let my hard organ stimulate you,

PAUSE!!!