Breaking News!!!!: PleezeBelieve on schedule to have sex with three women on Saturday

[PleezeBelieve]

Ok here's the deal:

Its this latina girl I been talking to off and on for a year now. She speaks so-so English and she's short, but she's kinda a hot. She's got short hair and a solid bod.

Now, me and her haven't officially had sex but I got close. Real close. But I'm getting the feeling she wants me to wine and dine her to get the ass. I'm not on that, though. Not that she's a bad chick, but its just that I got other things on my radar.

Anyway, the girl is really kinda diggin me. She likes that I'm tall and got an athletic build. But she won't give the ass up on a booty call. I try to coerce her to come over but she won't bite.

But anyway, you can tell she thinks I she's not the type I like -- you know, I got height requirements for my woman -- so she's told me on several occasions that she has friends who I might like. Now keep in mind I send this girl all kind of pictures of me. I know she's shown them off.

So getting to the gist of this thread, she just text me asking if I want to go to a concert on Saturday. I was like -- ahhhh, who's the concert for -- right?? And I'm thinking she wants me to pay, too. She replies like this....

"A local group and you can meet my two single friends just for $10"

So I'm like :eek: :eek: and reply...

"Can i have all three of you???"

She's like...

"I don't know! Depend on u, how good and athletic u r"

Me: :rockon: :applause: :pimp: :D and go on to say...

"I'll be good and athletic then...you know that. I'll be there!!!"

Her: "Great! I hope you don't embarrass me :)"

Me: "I won't cause I'm sure u already showed them my pic anyway"

Her: "But in the pic they can't know ur skills"

Me: :eek: :eek: :eek:



Now let's talk about this. :oldlol:

[nbastatus]

Is she a 12 years old?

[Knicks101]

Does she go to your Junior High?

[branslowski]

Wrong Forum Kid...

[PleezeBelieve]

Damn, I meant this for the OTC Forum. :oldlol:

Move this sh*t.

[Lebron23]

http://allserieslinamarcela.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fantasyislanddf2.jpg

[juju151111]

Ok here's the deal:

Its this latina girl I been talking to off and on for a year now. She speaks so-so English and she's short, but she's kinda a hot. She's got short hair and a solid bod.

Now, me and her haven't officially had sex but I got close. Real close. But I'm getting the feeling she wants me to wine and dine her to get the ass. I'm not on that, though. Not that she's a bad chick, but its just that I got other things on my radar.

Anyway, the girl is really kinda diggin me. She likes that I'm tall and got an athletic build. But she won't give the ass up on a booty call. I try to coerce her to come over but she won't bite.

But anyway, you can tell she thinks I she's not the type I like -- you know, I got height requirements for my woman -- so she's told me on several occasions that she has friends who I might like. Now keep in mind I send this girl all kind of pictures of me. I know she's shown them off.

So getting to the gist of this thread, she just text me asking if I want to go to a concert on Saturday. I was like -- ahhhh, who's the concert for -- right?? And I'm thinking she wants me to pay, too. She replies like this....

"A local group and you can meet my two single friends just for $10"

So I'm like :eek: :eek: and reply...

"Can i have all three of you???"

She's like...

"I don't know! Depend on u, how good and athletic u r"

Me: :rockon: :applause: :pimp: :D and go on to say...

"I'll be good and athletic then...you know that. I'll be there!!!"

Her: "Great! I hope you don't embarrass me :)"

Me: "I won't cause I'm sure u already showed them my pic anyway"

Her: "But in the pic they can't know ur skills"

Me: :eek: :eek: :eek:



Now let's talk about this. :oldlol:
how long ago was those facebook pics taken??? No way they think you have a great build unless those pics are from like 3 years ago. U are a short skinny dude.

[plowking]

Now it's just obvious your 15ish, since you keep trying to play into this.

Give up. No one cares.

[PleezeBelieve]

Now it's just obvious your 15ish, since you keep trying to play into this.

Give up. No one cares.
No, this is true. Updates coming.

[Xsatyr]

Breaking news, Pleezebelieve was kidnapped by 40 year old men. No one is searching for him atm.

p.s. Pleezebelieve's parents are throwing a house party, ISH is invited.

[plowking]

http://allserieslinamarcela.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fantasyislanddf2.jpg

PB's no taller than the guy on the right.

[Knicks101]

PB's no taller than the guy on the right.

He is the guy on the right.

[OneMoreSucka]

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm133/IIIConquestIII/shaqlaughinglollaughhil.gif

[imdaman99]

Why the fck would I read all that bullsh*t :lol

[juju151111]

No, this is true. Updates coming.
You looked no taller then 5'6 in that facebook pics. Stop lying.

[God Shamgod]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/jamjackson27/n514919811_58886_8611.jpg

[Quata]

PB sent me pics of 2 of them!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UgfldV3Jkb4/STGo_yGg6DI/AAAAAAAAAgY/KZf6nGYPTCw/s320/ugly4.jpg
wasnt able to coerce the 3rd.

But dayyyummmm they are fine right!

[nbastatus]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/jamjackson27/n516036400_1127466_4694.jpg
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/jamjackson27/n516036400_1127466_4694.jpg
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/jamjackson27/n516036400_1127466_4694.jpg
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http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/jamjackson27/n516036400_1127466_4694.jpg
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/jamjackson27/n516036400_1127466_4694.jpg
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http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/jamjackson27/n516036400_1127466_4694.jpg

[QuebecBaller]

Everybody have seen those facebook pics... so if he is supposed to be athletic, what is "hot" supposed to mean? That she's 10 year old and 200 lbs? :oldlol:

[Knicks101]

Don't worry PB, maybe you'll be a tall black guy in your next life.

[T.O.RAPS]

wow :lol :roll:

[Story Up]

So some girl said "Thanks" when you picked up her books for her, and you created this fantasy to share with us?

Cool.

[QuebecBaller]

So some girl said "Thanks" when you picked up her books for her, and you created this fantasy to share with us?

Cool.
:lol :lol :lol

[GreatGreg]

:lol :lol :lol
Vous aimez des boules dans votre bouche

[Maniak]

Take pics with them, asshole.

[kumquat]

dem is som fine b!itches....you do know this will get you at least 5-10 years in jailhttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2482/3729844933_9b0a43a799.jpg

[PleezeBelieve]

dem is som fine b!itches....you do know this will get you at least 5-10 years in jailhttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2482/3729844933_9b0a43a799.jpg
:roll:

[IamSofaKing]

I have yet to see an Indian and Latina couple, all i see in Toronto are those smelly indians...

[AmoebaD]

i don't know what the history is with this character, but all of you feed into his deity status here on ish. he feeds off all this.

props to whoever he is for bringing laughs and joy to ish.

[PleezeBelieve]

Take pics with them, asshole.
Yes, I will. I think I'll even post a pic of the short latina I know. Give me a second...

[QuebecBaller]

Vous aimez des boules dans votre bouche

Hein? Je comprend pas ce que tu veux dire?:confusedshrug:

[Knicks101]

dem is som fine b!itches....you do know this will get you at least 5-10 years in jailhttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2482/3729844933_9b0a43a799.jpg

He said that they're Spanish.

http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww345/efad1/ChihuahuasThreePups.jpg
Hell Yeah

[PleezeBelieve]

i don't know what the history is with this character, but all of you feed into his deity status here on ish. he feeds off all this.

props to whoever he is for bringing laughs and joy to ish.
Don't you love when new posters say the same thing that's been repeated forever ONLY to become part of my fanclub later anyway.

Works like clockwork. :oldlol:

[branslowski]

Vous aimez des boules dans votre bouche

im hungry now....

[Story Up]

Yes, I will. I think I'll even post a pic of the short latina I know. Give me a second...

I swear if you accidentally post my girls pic from facebook I'll file a law suit.

[Quata]

Its true, PB is a pimp, he sent me this:

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1060/111cy.jpg

[OneMoreSucka]

So...what does this have to do with the nba?

[IamSofaKing]

Its true, PB is a pimp, he sent me this:

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1060/111cy.jpg

Uh oh this might get locked...

[Knicks101]

Its true, PB is a pimp, he sent me this:

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1060/111cy.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Kevin_Garnett_5]

3 pages in less than 30 mins. SMH.

[PleezeBelieve]

So...what does this have to do with the nba?
Sucka, I posted in the wrong forum.

[God Shamgod]

Its true, PB is a pimp, he sent me this:

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1060/111cy.jpg
:lol :roll: :oldlol: :lol :roll:

[PistonsFan#21]

Hein? Je comprend pas ce que tu veux dire?:confusedshrug:

C'est pourtant pas difficile

[nbastatus]

Man, sometime I wish I knew how to use photoshop.

[Richie2k6]

Its true, PB is a pimp, he sent me this:

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1060/111cy.jpg
That's clearly photoshopped...












those are women sucking his dyck. Can't be real.

[Maniak]

http://px6.streetfire.net/0001/80/42/1400824_600.jpg

Let me guess, this is her?

[Don Imus]

Were's the pic brah? we all know you on google images right now

[QuebecBaller]

[QUOTE=PistonsFan#21]C'est pourtant pas difficile

[Quata]

[QUOTE=QuebecBaller]J'essayais de faire un lien avec ce que j'avais dit avant son reply, mais semble t'il que pour une raison inconnu, la personne a un probl

[OneMoreSucka]

Is that saying like you are full of **** you dont personally speak french you just used google translator or something haha?
He's from Quebec, I'd put my money on the fact that he speaks french.

[Quata]

He's from Quebec, I'd put my money on the fact that he speaks french.
I have no doubt that quebec baller speaks french, the due he quoted i meant, like qb was saying it to him, i just saw google transduction in the reply of his thats all :)

[rezznor]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j44IAHS9e-c/SSuf2na4u4I/AAAAAAAAARU/K0kXnf9uyQY/s400/PedroMartinez.jpg
the "girls" PB is gonna have sex with

[JayGuevara]

Shut the **** up PB, we all know even Hawker gets more punani than you. You're a ***** and your heart is soft.

[Mista Kool]

Its true, PB is a pimp, he sent me this:

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1060/111cy.jpg

I'm interested in watching this video. Do you have the link?

[InspiredLebowski]

I took three years of French and can barely make any of that out. If you don't use it you lose it folks!

[J_Rock3ts]

http://www.choadnetwork.com/gallery/choadfile.php?chn_id=57144

[QuebecBaller]

I have no doubt that quebec baller speaks french, the due he quoted i meant, like qb was saying it to him, i just saw google transduction in the reply of his thats all :)

I talked about google because of the guy who said "vous aimez des boules dans votre bouche" Because it's clearly a line from google translation. It is just a word for word translation.

I can assure you I speak french everyday, and my english is my 2nd language

[GreatGreg]

[QUOTE=QuebecBaller]J'essayais de faire un lien avec ce que j'avais dit avant son reply, mais semble t'il que pour une raison inconnu, la personne a un probl

[GreatGreg]

Hein? Je comprend pas ce que tu veux dire?:confusedshrug:
lol. I'm just f*cking with you, relax, I do this a lot with people in their native language...

[QuebecBaller]

lol. I'm just f*cking with you, relax, I do this a lot with people in their native language...

It's ok man :cheers:

[oh the horror]

http://allserieslinamarcela.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fantasyislanddf2.jpg


ricardo montalban must be rolling over in his grave at this thread.

[lilojmayo]

http://px6.streetfire.net/0001/80/42/1400824_600.jpg

Let me guess, this is her?

smh PB probably does get girls though, back when i was a shrimp 5'0 14 year old all the girls though that was cute. He probably has some smooth lines he says. My raps for them, and does the jerk. I see you PB keep your pimnping up. I know imma try to get with this chick this saturday hopefully.

[IInvented]

i hope you know they're just ****ing with ya

[PleezeBelieve]

Picture update:


http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3194/wpm2.jpg


-- this is a pic of her friend. More coming.

[LuppersGB]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3194/wpm2.jpg

it could be bron?

[simcjt]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3194/wpm2.jpg

it could be bron?
The fact the image is that small means its about the right size to take from a facebook profile pic :roll:

[PleezeBelieve]

The fact the image is that small means its about the right size to take from a facebook profile pic :roll:
Sent to me over a cellphone.

lol @ you nerds thinking I got to lie to kick it with you all. :oldlol:

[LuppersGB]

Sent to me over a cellphone.

lol @ you nerds thinking I got to lie to kick it with you all. :oldlol:

us nerds? says the guy who's claim to fame is having more post views than the majority? no my friend it is you who is the the true nerd.:bowdown:

[OneMoreSucka]

Sent to me over a cellphone.

lol @ you nerds thinking I got to lie to kick it with you all. :oldlol:
What kind of **** ass cell phone has such small pics in that terrible quality?

PS - the chick is a fatty, even hiding the cankles. Ouch.

[Mista Kool]

I'm confident PleezeBelieve is the real deal. I think those denying his greatness are nothing but a bunch of jealous, pocket-protector wearing dorks.

[boozehound]

Ok here's the deal:

Its this latina girl I been talking to off and on for a year now. She speaks so-so English and she's short, but she's kinda a hot. She's got short hair and a solid bod.

Now, me and her haven't officially had sex but I got close. Real close. But I'm getting the feeling she wants me to wine and dine her to get the ass. I'm not on that, though. Not that she's a bad chick, but its just that I got other things on my radar.

Anyway, the girl is really kinda diggin me. She likes that I'm tall and got an athletic build. But she won't give the ass up on a booty call. I try to coerce her to come over but she won't bite.

But anyway, you can tell she thinks I she's not the type I like -- you know, I got height requirements for my woman -- so she's told me on several occasions that she has friends who I might like. Now keep in mind I send this girl all kind of pictures of me. I know she's shown them off.

So getting to the gist of this thread, she just text me asking if I want to go to a concert on Saturday. I was like -- ahhhh, who's the concert for -- right?? And I'm thinking she wants me to pay, too. She replies like this....

"A local group and you can meet my two single friends just for $10"

So I'm like :eek: :eek: and reply...

"Can i have all three of you???"

She's like...

"I don't know! Depend on u, how good and athletic u r"

Me: :rockon: :applause: :pimp: :D and go on to say...

"I'll be good and athletic then...you know that. I'll be there!!!"

Her: "Great! I hope you don't embarrass me :)"

Me: "I won't cause I'm sure u already showed them my pic anyway"

Her: "But in the pic they can't know ur skills"

Me: :eek: :eek: :eek:



Now let's talk about this. :oldlol:
what a pathetic loser. That is all

[OneMoreSucka]

I'm confident PleezeBelieve is the real deal. I think those denying his greatness are nothing but a bunch of jealous, pocket-protector wearing dorks.
There is no such thing as "greatness" on a forum. We're all of a bunch of douche bags hiding behind avatars and bad usernames to talk ****.

[Pain of Thought]

Did she text you "LOL =)" yet... if not, you not gettin' that ass. LOL Smiley Face is the new code chicks send if they want that dick. When I text a chick "LOJ =)" that's code yours truly is ready to give it up.

[JayGuevara]

That's the best picture of a "girl" you can come up with having on your Palm Pre?

http://i34.tinypic.com/20frx8y.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/4jmb2a.jpg


All I have to say is "Hey, send me a couple pictures" and it's that easy. Strangely it takes you days to acquire one picture that doesn't give you any idea if the girl is cute or not, especially with being quite a bit undersized (maybe a recurring theme for you? I wouldn't be surprised)

As always, you lose PB.

[simcjt]

http://www.choadnetwork.com/gallery/choadfile.php?chn_id=57144
:applause: So dirty

[PleezeBelieve]

That's the best picture of a "girl" you can come up with having on your Palm Pre?

http://i34.tinypic.com/20frx8y.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/4jmb2a.jpg


All I have to say is "Hey, send me a couple pictures" and it's that easy. Strangely it takes you days to acquire one picture that doesn't give you any idea if the girl is cute or not, especially with being quite a bit undersized (maybe a recurring theme for you? I wouldn't be surprised)

As always, you lose PB.
lol @ you thinking we're compeition. I've clearly laid out the dynamics of the situation. Your ppictures do nothing for me when I plan on having a triple fur-burger stacked on top each on Staurday.

Take your kiddie pics and put'em back in your Tonka safe. Color me unimpressed.

[OneMoreSucka]

Can you get me slurpee deals?

[JayGuevara]

lol @ you thinking we're compeition. I've clearly laid out the dynamics of the situation. Your ppictures do nothing for me when I plan on having a triple fur-burger stacked on top each on Staurday.

Take your kiddie pics and put'em back in your Tonka safe. Color me unimpressed.

There is most definitely not a single iota of competition between you and I. I am exponentially and infinitely > you.

Check my resume, you couldn't get a girl comparable to some of my conquests with a hundred dollar bill hangin outta your zipper. You're Squeak, a lil *****, a piece of ****. :oldlol:

[sergiorodriguez]

this is just perpetuating the truth that PleaseBelieve is Jash Shah.

[LebrickJames84']

this is just perpetuating the truth that PleaseBelieve is Jash Shah.

this

[Batman]

someone photoshop PleezeBelieve Face with lilojmayo's body that way he can have his 3 girls he is having sex with this weekend.

[Kebab Stall]

That's the best picture of a "girl" you can come up with having on your Palm Pre?

http://i34.tinypic.com/20frx8y.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/4jmb2a.jpg


All I have to say is "Hey, send me a couple pictures" and it's that easy. Strangely it takes you days to acquire one picture that doesn't give you any idea if the girl is cute or not, especially with being quite a bit undersized (maybe a recurring theme for you? I wouldn't be surprised)

As always, you lose PB.
We need more pics!

[PleezeBelieve]

There is most definitely not a single iota of competition between you and I. I am exponentially and infinitely > you.

Check my resume, you couldn't get a girl comparable to some of my conquests with a hundred dollar bill hangin outta your zipper. You're Squeak, a lil *****, a piece of ****. :oldlol:
Why argue with a kingpin when you know the ending?
I mean, you a damn fool wishin PB acknowledgin you
Ok I get it, you really think I'm that midget in that picture
You really don't know
No, you just don't know
:oldlol:
I'm a full 6'4, part time model
Rack hoes like Home Depot -- really tho
Prosper, give d*ck-rection in threes, hand me an Oscar
F*ck you for mis-behaving
And I wanna f*ck ya b*tch cause I miss f*ckig Asians



http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3761/wpm3.jpg

[HighFlyer23]

That's the best picture of a "girl" you can come up with having on your Palm Pre?

http://i34.tinypic.com/20frx8y.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/4jmb2a.jpg


All I have to say is "Hey, send me a couple pictures" and it's that easy. Strangely it takes you days to acquire one picture that doesn't give you any idea if the girl is cute or not, especially with being quite a bit undersized (maybe a recurring theme for you? I wouldn't be surprised)

As always, you lose PB.

good catch :applause:

[rezznor]

PleezeBelieve pulls out a Kia and JayGuevara drops a Porsche on him :oldlol:

[IcanzIIravor]

PleezeBelieve pulls out a Kia and JayGuevara drops a Porsche on him :oldlol:

My thoughts too. :lol

[JayGuevara]

Why argue with a kingpin when you know the ending?
I mean, you a damn fool wishin PB acknowledgin you
Ok I get it, you really think I'm that midget in that picture
You really don't know
No, you just don't know
:oldlol:
I'm a full 6'4, part time model
Rack hoes like Home Depot -- really tho
Prosper, give d*ck-rection in threes, hand me an Oscar
F*ck you for mis-behaving
And I wanna f*ck ya b*tch cause I miss f*ckig Asians



http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3761/wpm3.jpg

Is that supposed to be a rap?

Ya boy go hard, call me a barbarian
Weapons of mass destruction yeah dog I carry em
Girls I ignore you wish you could marry em
Shawty said I get her wet like an aquarium
I slay bad *****es on the reg, but I don't bury em
I'm a star like I belong in a planetarium
This is irrelevant but I was just listenin to Welcome Home Sanitarium
I'm outta your weight class, you better hit Powerhouse
I shine like a mutha****a even when the power out
I'm eatin good, like I'm prime rib and you sauerkraut
I can take your girl and in one night plow her out
And leave your moms cryin pullin flowers out

[sergiorodriguez]

what is it with indian kids coming to ISH and creating false personas as 6'4" playas?
Jefferson Money, pleasebelieve, glove20, why are Indians so afraid to tell people they Indian and why do they come to ISH to pretend to be their dream self?

[shawbryant]

So I wonder what's the result.

[kenuffff]

here is my humble opinion his "main *****" that he thinks wants to **** him but never did because he thinks she wants money, asked him to pay 10 dollars to go to some thing she probably wants a lot of people to go to, he got there they said hey and ignored him the rest of the night, and went to groupie it up for whatever band they were seeing. typical girl move, get support for said band by calling every loser that wants to get with you. here is the bad part of this, he is self deluded into thinking that girl wants him. tip #1 , if a girl says she is bringing her single friends to get with you, probably means she doesn't want you at all or is leading you on, girls go crazy if some guy they are crushing on even talks to another girl they don't try to set you up on dates. FRIEND ZONE

[Lebron23]

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Pleezebelieve = Pimp Daddy.

[Whatfoul?]

:roll: @ this thread !!

[Lebron23]

:roll: @ this thread !!


Prime Pleezebelieve was the funniest poster on Insidehoops.

[niko]

:lol ISH, where dreams happen....

[PleezeBelieve]

Classic first post. :oldlol:

[Cowboy Thunder]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/jamjackson27/n514919811_58886_8611.jpg


Is this JAY-A!!!!!!!?

[IcanzIIravor]

Prime Pleezebelieve was the funniest poster on Insidehoops.

He was HOF worthy at his peek. It's hard for anyone trolling or that delusional to follow such an act. Whatever happened to his rapping career?

[Lebron23]

Pleezebelieve should be inducted in the ish hall of fame.

[LAmbruh]

Prime Pleezebelieve was the funniest poster on Insidehoops.

100%

[DoctorP]

this thread is retarded and has no hot pics.

obviously the girl was a hooker

just go to Vegas, or better AMSTERDAM

fa goot