spit a random "freestyle", not some battle rap i challenge you BS

[AmoebaD]

i will try to think of something.

[Shaolinswords]

Why don't you kick it first ? :violin:

[Dizzle-2k7]

sittin here on ISH
tryna plot my escape
real world got me so irrate
sorry Lord if I am late
but im on the up and up
from one knee like jason tuck
to flyin high just like the duck
street ball legend yes i am
shut it down, yes i can
lay it on ya, yessa ma'am
back to my grind, god bless ya fam

[RidonKs]

can i out-do dizzle?
with his red-hot sizzle?
or perhaps more similar, to a fade out fizzle,
he started out strong, had the beat down in locked arms,
a strangehold to keep it warm as he prepared his storm-like swarm,
attack! attack! grab that f*cka,
this bassline ain't escapin if i act like chris tucka,
oh wait, that dude made me throw up in some chick's face,
acting so bad he made me ruin my date!
don't be like chris, cuz everybody hate em,
instead jump high like jackie, bigger than drederick tatum,
so lassoo this production and stiff arm its beat,
like dizzle tried to do, cept his sh*t came off weak




sorry, all i could think of turned into somewhat of a ****ty diss. haha

[AmoebaD]

sittin here on ISH
tryna plot my escape
real world got me so irrate
sorry Lord if I am late
but im on the up and up
from one knee like jason tuck
to flyin high just like the duck
street ball legend yes i am
shut it down, yes i can
lay it on ya, yessa ma'am
back to my grind, god bless ya fam

see, this is nice. no need to attack another poster. that right there is as good as a subpar verse from random commercial rapper #3.

and he just put that together. repped for the effort.

[AmoebaD]

can i out-do dizzle?
with his red-hot sizzle?
or perhaps more similar, to a fade out fizzle,
he started out strong, had the beat down in locked arms,
a strangehold to keep it warm as he prepared his storm-like swarm,
attack! attack! grab that f*cka,
this bassline ain't escapin if i act like chris tucka,
oh wait, that dude made me throw up in some chick's face,
acting so bad he made me ruin my date!
don't be like chris, cuz everybody hate em,
instead jump high like jackie, bigger than drederick tatum,
so lassoo this production and stiff arm its beat,
like dizzle tried to do, cept his sh*t came off weak




sorry, all i could think of turned into somewhat of a ****ty diss. haha

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/promo/4f03.gif

i'm sure the ending was nice, i just stopped at the drederick tatum reference.

[AmoebaD]

I log on to ish just to talk about rza vs premo
But angar shrugs it off, so ima stab him in his spleen yo
Me and zen be having dreams, leave me fiendin for some vino
We comin through the jungle, rugged, splashing like el nino
They wanna lose the key,wanna lock me up in chino
But they don’t understand I am the hottest Filipino
Slash Indian, I come and crash many many men
Sitting bull, pullin ****, full clip I leave ya splittin
Like puzzy, I get that gush gushy leave it muuushy
Similar to mashed taters, I serve the waiter cuz im just that kinda player
Don’t leave him no tip and than I facefukc the haters.


you are up shaolin kat.

it needs to be tweeked but i aint mad.

accompaniment- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md9Ouhz3lRo

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Once upon a time in Insidehoops Park,
Where little e-thugz roamed free, unafraid of the dark,
There wuz an ol' Hyderapinoy by the name D, Amoeba,
Nobody gave him any mind nobody cared to write an ether,
But alas came J$, pen in hand, blinkin' eyes bloodshot red,
Just came from a bio class hands touchin' slides Amoeba-bred,
when Along Came Polly, aka Ben Stiller's mistress b!tch,
A stupid hermy-harlot wench ******* prick with a d!ck,
I asked her name she said blah blah something u nosy Focker,
"You dare not speak up to me I'm Royalty, and u village stalker"
But I'm not homelss, I replied, I got a family to tend to,
Stop treatin me like an animal for I belong in a shack not a Zoo,
Landers are not swimmers, Flanders are Ned, and you gave great head,
So why don't u engage in coitus with me, acquire an STD instead?
Dodge my Ballz and forever make sweet love ensuring a monumental bond,
Rompin' at Night, At a Museum exhibit by day, between Bourne and Bond,
And when I had finally realized what I had done,
Good intentions and fun degraded Amoeba's dear mum.

[AmoebaD]

Once upon a time in Insidehoops Park,
Where little e-thugz roamed free, unafraid of the dark,
There wuz an ol' Hyderapinoy by the name D, Amoeba,
Nobody gave him any mind nobody cared to write an ether,
But alas came J$, pen in hand, blinkin' eyes bloodshot red,
Just came from a bio class hands touchin' slides Amoeba-bred,
when Along Came Polly, aka Ben Stiller's mistress b!tch,
A stupid hermy-harlot wench ******* prick with a d!ck,
I asked her name she said blah blah something u nosy Focker,
"You dare not speak up to me I'm Royalty, and u village stalker"
But I'm not homelss, I replied, I got a family to tend to,
Stop treatin me like an animal for I belong in a shack not a Zoo,
Landers are not swimmers, Flanders are Ned, and you gave great head,
So why don't u engage in coitus with me, acquire an STD instead?
Dodge my Ballz and forever make sweet love ensuring a monumental bond,
Rompin' at Night, At a Museum exhibit by day, between Bourne and Bond,
And when I had finally realized what I had done,
Good intentions and fun degraded Amoeba's dear mum.

look at talib over here, chokin on his own words. i ain't mad. i don't battle rap, shti is lame. but i will make fun of you if you want. i just need more info about you, you are this mysterious ish renowned guy, but i see nothing special.

you bumped some lame thread that was kinda like mine, but too scatterbrained. stay in biology class. learn about cellular mitosis, explosives, or freudian hypnosis.

you ain't scarin no amoebad. i am like the father you didn't know existed.

i don't even know who i am talking to, all i see is swayze and demi moore rubbing on some clay.

yo, you are feeble, but you are no messiah.

don't come at me with some young buck bull****.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Haha woops forgot to read the OP. I thought it was insult-themed. Provide me a category to rap to kind sir.

[AmoebaD]

Haha woops forgot to read the OP. I thought it was insult-themed. Provide me a category to rap to kind sir.

:oldlol: naw, i wasn't even serious. whatever random stuff. no biggie. rap some ill biological warfare shti.

this is just to have fun.

not battle rap, that stuff is for high school kids. "oh you mad cuz im stylin on you" dumb ass shti.

[AmoebaD]

i would love to hear the beacon of ish hip hop known as shaolin kat spit a verse or two.

[AmoebaD]

hey swayze we should make a collabo thread of some sort. people are all over your nuts.

i'll think of a thread, you just put the J$ stamp on it.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

nah not anymore. :( I'm afraid my messageboard superstar career had gone on the decline. i'm just a haz-been now :cry: 2008 is so 2000 and late.

By the way, if you want to know the top rappers int he ISH game; contact the following dudez:

macmac
Dasher
L. Kizzle
playtetris
Pain of Thought
Blasian
Lamar Doom

[AmoebaD]

nah not anymore. :( I'm afraid my messageboard superstar career had gone on the decline. i'm just a haz-been now :cry: 2008 is so 2000 and late.

By the way, if you want to know the top rappers int he ISH game; contact the following dudez:

macmac
Dasher
L. Kizzle
playtetris
Pain of Thought
Blasian
Lamar Doom

i will not rest until each is destroyed.

[ZeN]

yo imma do it like ZeN a constant ramblin'
saying all kinds of sh!t that deliver wtf grinz
yeah your patience is gonna be wearin' thin
But I dont give a f*ck im still gonna beggining
Like my usual style, people Ill rile
by posting in bold and wearing a smile
and all the vernacular, I will not down dial..
cause im lookin' to imprint a creepy profile
cause you aint neva seen a weirdo quite like me
that bold and italics to a mad ass degree

so get off my ass cause you dont wanna see..

how ill beat yo ass, youll cry out like a bitch banshee

Yo check it out - I got e-clout - Gotz mad paypal money..

Bitch im the royal king of the BTE..



Copyright Infringement Bitch... You owe me my cut...

[AmoebaD]

yo imma do it like ZeN a constant ramblin'
saying all kinds of sh!t that deliver wtf grinz
yeah your patience is gonna be wearin' thin
But I dont give a f*ck im still gonna beggining
Like my usual style, people Ill rile
by posting in bold and wearing a smile
and all the vernacular, I will not down dial..
cause im lookin' to imprint a creepy profile
cause you aint neva seen a weirdo quite like me
that bold and italics to a mad ass degree

so get off my ass cause you dont wanna see..

how ill beat yo ass, youll cry out like a bitch banshee

Yo check it out - I got e-clout - I got mad paypal money..

Bitch im the royal king of the BTE..


I think thats the most stupid thing Ive posted on Ish to date...

way to close it out. good stuff. and of course you bolded and italicized for additional emphasis. fukc yeah.

[phoenix18]

Even though I'm in the off the court lounge, the court is never off my mind,
I keep holding it down, taking you back to a time,
where people were flaunting their exceptional lines, not b!tches and hoes,
do you remember the time it was all about the flow, not the props in the show,
so that why I joined this cipher, I am imprisoned to hip hop, yeah, you can call me lifer,
sometimes freestyling is all I had, all that could make me glad,
it taught me many things, new words, including, adjectives,nouns and verbs,
standing in a circle a couple feet from the curb, thats where most of my lines were heard,
You might never see me, on stage at MSG or on crossing over and hitting a three,
but I will make sure that you will remember me.

Trash. I have not been feeling it at all.

[Shaolinswords]

I'm done freestylin amoebaD, my shit was tragic like Ervin Johnson
Seriously think about it, I've never been good nor I ever felt handsome

[phoenix18]

I'm done freestylin amoebaD, my shit was tragic like Ervin Johnson
Seriously think about it, I've never been good nor I ever felt handsome
Come on man, just take it step by step,
give it your all, you can always improve,
the key is to listen to greats and just be you,
talk about what you've been through, or what is going on now,
or just joke around, as long as its funny just throw it down,
while you might never be crowned as the best, as long as you get respect, you did your test.

[DonDadda59]

yo imma do it like ZeN a constant ramblin'
saying all kinds of sh!t that deliver wtf grinz
yeah your patience is gonna be wearin' thin
But I dont give a f*ck im still gonna beggining
Like my usual style, people Ill rile
by posting in bold and wearing a smile
and all the vernacular, I will not down dial..
cause im lookin' to imprint a creepy profile
cause you aint neva seen a weirdo quite like me
that bold and italics to a mad ass degree

so get off my ass cause you dont wanna see..

how ill beat yo ass, youll cry out like a bitch banshee

Yo check it out - I got e-clout - Gotz mad paypal money..

Bitch im the royal king of the BTE..



Copyright Infringement Bitch... You owe me my cut...


Actually better then a lot of freestyles I've seen here, you can be the bugged out ISH rapper like Bizarre from D-12 :oldlol:

[Legendofthe718]

Arise my child
This is like Frankenstein,
Meets Rodgers and Hammerstein,
my sound of music,
Infused with madness,
and odd amusement,
such quirky mannerisms,
The result of my malpractician,
Those who couldn't see my vision,
I'll Make them eat their words,
Verbal cannibalism,
it's more than frightening,
When the lightening,
Sparks the bolts,
with volts,
Empowering the paranormal,
Like the occult,
eyes wide open, it's him,
It lives ask Stephen king,
face it,
when the situation is escalated,
lm bound to leave dudes seperated,
like segregation.


*

[halffttime]

unleash thoughts through a verse that i hope keep my mind settled
dream of riches start scheming all the while i try to stay humbled
my goal is the great pursuit of happiness the problem is
my skin aint white to they delight chance is ill fail the biz
i wonder if i never lived would mommy be just another *****
what i find funny is we think lifes a hoe but then try to marry it
i try to make sense of things the past the present hopefully a future
reflect now and then and reminsice past innocence through baby pictures
no lie time flies used to be a kid with high hopes gazing up to the skies
but to no surprise i failed most, a kid once more im lost god tell me why

[Mr_Basketball#1]

nah not anymore. :( I'm afraid my messageboard superstar career had gone on the decline. i'm just a haz-been now :cry: 2008 is so 2000 and late.

By the way, if you want to know the top rappers int he ISH game; contact the following dudez:

macmac
Dasher
L. Kizzle
playtetris
Pain of Thought
Blasian
Lamar Doom
Is this a joke? I ethered L. Kizzle.

[Big Bang Theory]

Just a quick little freestyle, no rehearsal.
No backspace, no rewind, no reversal.
If I **** up and there is a typo.
Oh well, I'll suck it up like lipo.
There's no reason to keep pouting and looking down.
At the end of the day, like Jay-Z, we'll really know who runs this town.
I don't know why I'm doing this, cat's will just whine.
But you're down to your last life, I've still got nine.
The way I keep my profile way low.
Only 30-some posts, but the quality make you say whoa.
I don't know how to finish, so I'mma set it off on a good note.
Have a nice day, hope you enjoy the letters that the hood wrote.

:confusedshrug:

[yungtyrekeevans]

what up fam, you know id come back for this one.

how y'all been? been a while since i posted. im back for good now, since im taking a little break from b-ball.

i aint gangsta, aint rich and i aint barely gettin by
aint no so called drug dealer tellin tall tales and lies
never been shot a few times or popped aks and nines
and i aint never lie about this **** in any of my lines
so **** it, i guess i just aint rap, since i aint talkin about *****es, drugs, money and blowing nikkahs off the map
so i guess what im sayin is things done changed
from the times i used to bump this rap ****... back in the day.

[AmoebaD]

Just a quick little freestyle, no rehearsal.
No backspace, no rewind, no reversal.
If I **** up and there is a typo.
Oh well, I'll suck it up like lipo.
There's no reason to keep pouting and looking down.
At the end of the day, like Jay-Z, we'll really know who runs this town.
I don't know why I'm doing this, cat's will just whine.
But you're down to your last life, I've still got nine.
The way I keep my profile way low.
Only 30-some posts, but the quality make you say whoa.
I don't know how to finish, so I'mma set it off on a good note.
Have a nice day, hope you enjoy the letters that the hood wrote.

:confusedshrug:


:applause:

and why, why not! reppped.

[AmoebaD]

Is this a joke? I ethered L. Kizzle.

your ****ing avatar is awesome. :cheers:

[AmoebaD]

what up fam, you know id come back for this one.

how y'all been? been a while since i posted. im back for good now, since im taking a little break from b-ball.

i aint gangsta, aint rich and i aint barely gettin by
aint no so called drug dealer tellin tall tales and lies
never been shot a few times or popped aks and nines
and i aint never lie about this **** in any of my lines
so **** it, i guess i just aint rap, since i aint talkin about *****es, drugs, money and blowing nikkahs off the map
so i guess what im sayin is things done changed
from the times i used to bump this rap ****... back in the day.

you know, you would be well served, just going to dictionary. com or a thesaurus, because you could switch up so much stuff.

instead of blowing whoever off the map, you could sub in atlas, whole global, whatever. but you probably know that. you got some flows if i remember in the gay ass battle rap thread.

see, this is nice, no one pullin out their e-cawks and tryna to see who has the most girth, cuz supposedly everyones got the footlong.

and we can alter this..

like i'll pick a beat, you pick a beat, pick a theme, pick a rhyme style, impersonate a rapper whatever.

thanks for participating. repped.

[Josh]

We need to get some of these going again...

You can say I'm mad, **** it I'm deranged
don't even know my name *** stains on my brain
'cause I'm ****ed in the head, ****ed without a bed,
mutha**** what you said I'd be better off dead.
I wanna get ahead, someone else's not mine. Does that make me insane, deranged?
got ***** in my ear they runnin' train, don't even need the punchline to finish the damn thang.

[/\bstract]

In this game called life we never think twice
we never play nice and when the going gets tough we rough it up with knifes dashin' and gashin' got a sick passion for the cash-n-ho's
clothes-n-strip-po's it's a got damn shame and everybody knows ...

[ace23]

Bunch of wack ****** in here. :lol

[DonDadda59]

Holy shit, AmoebaD... dude was like the Jimi Hendrix of ISH. Those 2,000+ posts all came in like a month span, and they were all crazy as shit and entertaining. Then he died young, leaving a good looking corpse. RIP.

[Just2McFly]

Oh man my first verse is Nas-esque... Got damn

[Akrazotile]

Im always down with some e-stylin, I got a lil somethin for you young punks.

Peep it. And remember Im no pro, just got a decent word game on the amateur tip.


His palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, times up, over, blaoh!



Bow to me.

[DonDadda59]

While these *******s takin duck lip selfies
They main squeeze **** tease, chokin on nuts, deez
Ask the one with Double D's, Gladys, who's the prettiest, baddest,
She go gaga for Dadda, Shonuff, nigguh please
The pro prose expose these nigguh hoes' camel toes
Let the competitors worry about alpha/beta places,
the apex predator turned 2 2s into a pair of aces
But still down to put the .22 in they faces, make em walk 22 paces
Run out of ammo, throw on the cammo, pull the blade- Rambo, cut they tongue out
Time out... call the mods-tell em erase this, shit is f*ckin tasteless

[Josh]

In the realm of vocal arts we rain supreme
every rapper hope and dream
like dope need a fiend, soap keep us clean
yet we still dirty\plotin\schemes
well into our 30s droppin' teens
murder knows no age they getting' younger every day
guns blaze gats spary nuns pray
and the mobb is too deep, gotta get away...

[MMM]

Dusk to Dawn
Dawn to Dusk
Another pawn sacrificed
in these schemes to move dust
From the upper Cent
and ****** get bent
if they don't spend the right amount on the shipments
Supply the regiments, militants holding down the intersect
it only takes sec, to sever your limbs, sever your neck
and that's how you keep clown ass ****** in check
if this was chess it would already be checkmate
by putting a through your chest mate
aint from down under but that'll be your fate
F'in with a ***** like me
I know exactly the time, exactly the place, exactly the date
could kill ya tomorrow but rather today

Triple M is a savage
quick to wrap up ****** in plastic
for talking mad ish
They quick to hop like rabbits
on ****** ***** like ******s
no quicker way to get my guns to blastin
and leave the aroma of blood spilled on your street corner
nothing but red, like traffic lights and stop signs
and leave you swimming with the fishes when I but my 9
on the blackout but that's just me knocking your mother****ing lights out
another TKO for the Maniacal Murderous Master
Triple M brings wreckage worst than a natural disaster
So don't F with the militia or have your body parts
floating on the Humber River.

[Budadiiii]

In the realm of vocal arts we rain supreme
every rapper hope and dream
like dope need a fiend, soap keep us clean
yet we still dirty\plotin\schemes
well into our 30s droppin' teens
murder knows no age they getting' younger every day
guns blaze gats spary nuns pray
and the mobb is too deep, gotta get away...
Oh shit... he's not done. :lol

Mega-ILL.

[Josh]

Picturing your bald ass spitting these wack ass rhymes just made my day.

:roll:

My ass isn't bald, more like a hairy beast
Scary beast in the streets ***** need no beats
**** the instrumental keep it real simple
I pop guns you pop pimples, got you second guessing the mental
I stay lifted, call me the addict 'cause I'm so high
I got cans of green beans ready to be cooked
Jello on the stove watchin' Sponge Bob
You wanna square dance in square pants
Bear ants put you in a trace it was love at first glance
When you seen me naked jackin' off to a Where's Waldo book
Lack hair although king of the cook ...
I bake potatoes and fry chicken you toss salads
and pour Heniz 57 on ya dick

[Cowboy Thunder]

Up early, everyday.
Bout to add some new skills, to the resume.
They pay me to go there
And it meets the plan
But I'd rather lie back down in my chair
And dream of being, LeBrons biggest Stan

[KobesFinger]

I'm sittin at my desk, thinkin aloud
Puffin out my chest, I'm feelin real proud
No bragging here, I always keep it 300
And nex week I'm gonna go see 300
But I'm procrastinatin, I got work to do
I got about 12 days before its due
Gonna do my research, so that I'll pass
Cuz if I dont, my dad's gonna whoop my ass

Off the dome, those were the first things that came to mind

[Draz]

Browsing Ish,
A man of power controls his entire fate,
No trolling I've done I've kept a clean slate,
I try my hardest to always participate,
So why the hate?
Even when I'm doing homework I come here to procrastinate,
I love this site,
I'm thinking of it,
It's thinking of me,
This love is out of sight,
Her and I we barely fight,
She got missing qualities,
No search function isn't a problem to me,
It gets me mad sometime,
I lose my mind,
When people troll I leave on my grind.

[Theoo]

yo im motherfk** alpa on ish
the sayed rome isnt not buidld one day
well it took my 30 minute to make best hip hop bands all times in iceland
you piece shit go off ish and eat tuna fish
im so sick these pony dickes
if you make a brony pony dickes thred i well throw a bricks
to your face you piece shit sick of these shit men
peoples know im ganster im born mosfellsb

[Loneshot]

I'm a col(d)-man with a mic
I bring a different stroke
Fall and smash all over the beat
Chris Farley flow
Gotcha ears fiending for a hit
This a dope show
We all stars now
No suckin in a porno