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ConanRulesNBC
09-28-2009, 10:30 PM
Well... not really. But I recently found this porn star Ashlynn Brooke and she is so incredibly hot. Not like one of those fake ass porn stars who have all the work done. This is like the girl next door hot. After watching some of her videos I looked her up on google and found her myspace and not only is she incredibly hot, down-to-earth she lists her favorite bands... Metallica, Alice In Chains, A Perfect Circle, Tool, etc. so she just seems so freakin' cool as well.
I don't know why she got into porn. She's way too hot and has a great personality too.
Meticode
09-28-2009, 10:32 PM
Damn you're gullible as hell. First your friend stealing from you, now this pornstar who you've never had any contact ever. Oh damn, she's down to earth, she likes Metallica, one of the most famous bands ever. Sad.
ConanRulesNBC
09-28-2009, 10:34 PM
Damn you're gullible as hell. First your friend stealing from you, now this pornstar who you've never had any contact ever. Oh damn, she's down to earth, she likes Metallica, one of the most famous bands ever. Sad.
lol... I know. She IS hot though. Have you ever seen her?
Randy
09-28-2009, 10:35 PM
Well... not really. But I recently found this porn star Ashlynn Brooke and she is so incredibly hot. Not like one of those fake ass porn stars who have all the work done. This is like the girl next door hot. After watching some of her videos I looked her up on google and found her myspace and not only is she incredibly hot, down-to-earth she lists her favorite bands... Metallica, Alice In Chains, A Perfect Circle, Tool, etc. so she just seems so freakin' cool as well.
I don't know why she got into porn. She's way too hot and has a great personality too.
*facepalm*
Meticode
09-28-2009, 10:36 PM
lol... I know. She IS hot though. Have you ever seen her?
Sure, I dunno. I don't care. Huh?
G-train
09-28-2009, 10:37 PM
A porn star admitting to bands that guys like! wow she is too good! the perfect woman! Now I will pay for her porn more!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
AmoebaD
09-28-2009, 10:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l4-LihZmy8
there was an entire thread which touched on her last night that the infallible gods of ISH destroyed :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
and... shes not that special, i don't know why shes so big these days.
Meticode
09-28-2009, 10:38 PM
She must be a ****ing idiot though. Still uses MySpace.
AmoebaD
09-28-2009, 10:39 PM
Didn't you get the memo? We're not allowed to talk about pr0n here.:rolleyes:
Ashylnn doesn't really do it for me, Sadie West and Asa Akira are probably my fave contract girls at the moment.
yo shannon, should i repost the vid?
see what the fate of this thread is.. what will the gods decide?:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
ConanRulesNBC
09-28-2009, 10:40 PM
Didn't you get the memo? We're not allowed to talk about pr0n here.:rolleyes:
Ashylnn doesn't really do it for me, Sadie West and Asa Akira are probably my fave contract girls at the moment.
Really?
Jackass18
09-28-2009, 10:40 PM
I don't know why she got into porn. She's way too hot and has a great personality too.
I watch porn for the articles.
AmoebaD
09-28-2009, 10:41 PM
young and eager tera patrick, queen of all things X-rated.
that is the good thing about porn, they don't age if you just watch their prime stuff over and over again.
and yes, i have watched maybe a year's worth of tera patrick in my life. starting when i was 2.
AmoebaD
09-28-2009, 10:42 PM
I watch porn for the articles.
the comments are always so racist.. porn really brings out the worst of society.
ConanRulesNBC
09-28-2009, 10:42 PM
I watch porn for the articles.
When I was 16 and discovered Skinemax... I'd watch for some of the storylines. :confusedshrug:
AmoebaD
09-28-2009, 10:43 PM
jeez, look at the board light up when porn is a topic.
PORN FORUM!!!! MAKKE ME TEH MOD!
Meticode
09-28-2009, 10:45 PM
jeez, look at the board light up when porn is a topic.
PORN FORUM!!!! MAKKE ME TEH MOD!
"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. All my brain blood was in my boner."
-Jack Black
IcanzIIravor
09-28-2009, 10:49 PM
Well... not really. But I recently found this porn star Ashlynn Brooke and she is so incredibly hot. Not like one of those fake ass porn stars who have all the work done. This is like the girl next door hot. After watching some of her videos I looked her up on google and found her myspace and not only is she incredibly hot, down-to-earth she lists her favorite bands... Metallica, Alice In Chains, A Perfect Circle, Tool, etc. so she just seems so freakin' cool as well.
I don't know why she got into porn. She's way too hot and has a great personality too.
Someone do a spoof of 'I'm in love with a stripper' for Conan's benefit.
nbastatus
09-28-2009, 10:50 PM
Go make a home-made p0rn with her and post it up on spankwire.
L.Kizzle
09-28-2009, 10:51 PM
I love some of my favorite porn starlets also ...
Flower Tucci
Pinky
Roxy Reynolds
Gianna Michaels
sirkeelma
09-28-2009, 10:52 PM
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o118/incubus06rooster/Sasha%20Grey/01-3.jpg
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc242/sirkee/0001048602-28184L.jpg
Cutest Pornstar.. And the one of the Finest BJ's i've ever seen.
AmoebaD
09-28-2009, 11:00 PM
Go make a home-made p0rn with her and post it up on spankwire.
pfff that is a dying site, it is for teh newbbbszz.
L.Kizzle
09-28-2009, 11:04 PM
Porn isn't by appearance but by performance.
:pimp:
Knicks101
09-28-2009, 11:10 PM
Cassidy Clay is the hottest porn star you aren't beating off to.
halffttime
09-29-2009, 01:14 AM
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o118/incubus06rooster/Sasha%20Grey/01-3.jpg
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc242/sirkee/0001048602-28184L.jpg
Cutest Pornstar.. And the one of the Finest BJ's i've ever seen.
i saw somewhere where she actually did good at school, but she really just loves to get down. she does some pretty nasty sh!t.. don't really expect that from someone who looks that nice..
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 01:20 AM
DAT FACE
i see what you did there.
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 01:22 AM
[IMG]
Cutest Pornstar.. And the one of the Finest BJ's i've ever seen.
she is overrated. jenna haze head game trumps any and everything sasha grey can do. she thinks she can crossover, at least jenna haze know she will always be a small screen slut. body is subpar for what i'm looking for.
lela star, that is where it is at these days.
lazerface
09-29-2009, 01:38 AM
bree olson FTW.
http://promo.stunners.com/pic/bree_olson5/001.jpg
lazerface
09-29-2009, 01:47 AM
^^^Always thought she was kind of "homely" looking. Doesn't really do it for me.
yeah, i like the cute girl next door look.
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 01:48 AM
bree olson FTW.
http://promo.stunners.com/pic/bree_olson5/001.jpg
she is better than ashlynn brooke in all important porn facets that you really look for in a pornoho.
screams, creams, squirts, flirts, a little thicker make you bust quicker. she is nice wit it.
WhiteMosɘs
09-29-2009, 01:50 AM
pfff that is a dying site, it is for teh newbbbszz.
Hhhmmm....enlighten me? What's the hot freshness?
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 01:52 AM
Hhhmmm....enlighten me? What's the hot freshness?
well ill throw some at you via pm so this lives, but are you looking for a big tube that draws from other sites or a site like spank.
i don't do those forums where you have to DL shti. no thank you sir.
WhiteMosɘs
09-29-2009, 01:53 AM
well ill throw some at you via pm so this lives, but are you looking for a big tube that draws from other sites or a site like spank.
i don't do those forums where you have to DL shti. no thank you sir.
Not a porn conisseueruer (spelled like that in Canada) but isn't that what spank does?
Empornium, Cheggit, PureTNA...if you're into the whole torrent scene.
Nah, fu ck downloading.
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 01:54 AM
Not a porn conisseueruer (spelled like that in Canada) but isn't that what spank does?
Nah, fu ck downloading.
not like t u b a h o l i c
or the redlight section of ovg uide
WhiteMosɘs
09-29-2009, 01:58 AM
Why?
Takes time/have to keep it. Variety is gold, I don't want to download something and then only watch that.
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 01:59 AM
Why?
it has a negative stigma, like you take possession of it.
stream it, beat it, clean it that is it. the key is to find one of those streamers where is constantly updating.
but i think ima go shannons way, i have exhausted teh tubez.
WhiteMosɘs
09-29-2009, 02:01 AM
it has a negative stigma, like you take possession of it.
stream it, beat it, clean it that is it. the key is to find one of those streamers where is constantly updating.
but i think ima go shannons way, i have exhausted teh tubez.
You've exhausted the tubes?
HOW OFTEN DO YOU REPEATEDLY SLIDE YOUR HAND IN A CYLINDER SHAPE UP AND DOWN YOUR SHAFT IN AN ATTEMPT TO PRODUCE SEMEN?
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 02:04 AM
You've exhausted the tubes?
HOW OFTEN DO YOU REPEATEDLY SLIDE YOUR HAND IN A CYLINDER SHAPE UP AND DOWN YOUR SHAFT IN AN ATTEMPT TO PRODUCE SEMEN?
6lice a day. i slice my **** up 6 times a day. and then i scatter my seed all over my garden.
lazerface
09-29-2009, 02:06 AM
i'm not a huge fan of girls with freckles, but there's something about faye....
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3513/3754892060_2848700c87.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/3620919917_e9df3c5541.jpg
http://boobiejunkie.com/wp-content/gallery/faye-reagan-and-her-pale-boobies/01.jpg
http://www.genesisonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/faye-reagan.jpg
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 02:07 AM
You don't have to keep it. You can delete it right after watching it. Or, you can do like I do and archive the scenes you like on an external drive in an invisible folder.:oldlol:
There is crazy ridiculous variety at the sites I use, and once you've amassed 500+ gigs of pr0n, you'll always have something fresh to watch.:D
i trust larry david and his experience with pornography. or al pacino screaming.
WhiteMosɘs
09-29-2009, 02:08 AM
You don't have to keep it. You can delete it right after watching it. Or, you can do like I do and archive the scenes you like on an external drive in an invisible folder.:oldlol:
There is crazy ridiculous variety at the sites I use, and once you've amassed 500+ gigs of pr0n, you'll always have something fresh to watch.:D
Wow...I think I'm completely outstripped (no pun) in the whole wackin' it category by you guys.
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 02:09 AM
faye looks like she needa push some pumice on her face. brillo out those dots. i feel like i should connect them. needa scrub that skin right off and hope it wont come back red dotted like a plane full of hindus.
lazerface
09-29-2009, 02:11 AM
faye looks like she needa push some pumice on her face. brillo out those dots. i feel like i should connect them. needa scrub that skin right off and hope it wont come back red dotted like a plane full of hindus.
i don't know, i just find her sexy as hell.
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 02:30 AM
notice how the people with steady girlfriends are not contributing to this thread and the porno addicts foaming at the mouth are all up in here. it is great.
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 02:31 AM
I like her too. She has a threesome scene with Lexi Belle that's ****ing epic.
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4170/541564.gif
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repped
RedBlackAttack
09-29-2009, 02:33 AM
it has a negative stigma, like you take possession of it.
stream it, beat it, clean it that is it. the key is to find one of those streamers where is constantly updating.
but i think ima go shannons way, i have exhausted teh tubez.
Clearly, you haven't seen HD pr0n... :eek:
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 02:37 AM
Clearly, you haven't seen HD pr0n... :eek:
well now, RBA, i do not have HD eyes. so sue me.
RedBlackAttack
09-29-2009, 02:43 AM
well now, RBA, i do not have HD eyes. so sue me.
I think that HD pr0n may end up resulting in the end of civilization, because there will be no need for actual procreation. Watch... Populations will begin declining in the next few years.
Damn you, Stoya!
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 02:44 AM
I think that HD pr0n may end up resulting in the end of civilization, because there will be no need for actual procreation. Watch... Populations will begin declining in the next few years.
Damn you, Stoya!
how do i get these HD eyes you are so high on?
RedBlackAttack
09-29-2009, 02:48 AM
how do i get these HD eyes you are so high on?
Become friendly with the torrents sites... They are your friends. Tell me that you are onto the torrent world? It is the best thing going... Not just for pr0n... For everything a man of the 21st century could want.
RedBlackAttack
09-29-2009, 02:50 AM
Btw, meet Stoya...
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1953/hcmrqdyfeh67qy7ep9e8kod.jpg
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 02:52 AM
Become friendly with the torrents sites... They are your friends. Tell me that you are onto the torrent world? It is the best thing going... Not just for pr0n... For everything a man of the 21st century could want.
yeah im down with the torrents, just not in the "in" crowd. im not elite status. i just bit che whatever i need. or isohunt.
school me to the better things in life.
RedBlackAttack
09-29-2009, 03:01 AM
yeah im down with the torrents, just not in the "in" crowd. im not elite status. i just bit che whatever i need. or isohunt.
school me to the better things in life.
For pr0n? cheggit.net or puretna.com.
I'm not sure if you need an invite to those... I think they are both open to new registers... And they both have HD stuff. Once you go HD, there is no going back... I'll warn you ahead of time... buy a new hard drive.
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 03:04 AM
For pr0n? cheggit.net or puretna.com.
I'm not sure if you need an invite to those... I think they are both open to new registers... And they both have HD stuff. Once you go HD, there is no going back... I'll warn you ahead of time... by a new hard drive.
thanks to RBA and shannon.
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 03:29 AM
Empornium is also open for sign up at the moment. Not the best site as far as the UI is concerned, but they have tons and tons of content.
p*ssytorrents.org is open as well right now, haven't used that site in ages though, so can't really say much about it. I really wish I knew who the girl in their banner was because she's cute as hell, lol.
i always knew larry david was a despicable, perverted person.
RedBlackAttack
09-29-2009, 03:34 AM
Not a big fan of Stoya, but I love that scene she's in from "Nurses" where she's with like 5 other hotties and they're taking care of their patient. And I have it in HD to boot. Awesome scene.
I've always been very attracted to cute goth girls. Even in high school, while I would date the more popular, mainstream girls because that was the group that I ran with at the time, I always wanted to bend over the hot goth chicks.
Stoya is the ultimate beautiful, dirty goth girl. Her skin is like f#cking porcelain... And her body is banging (literally and figuratively).
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 04:58 AM
Did you see the scene I mentioned? ****ing epic. The guy must have been on drugs to keep a hard-on that long.
:lol :oldlol: :roll:
i have to watch it now.
they are all poppin the blue boys though, they would be dumb not too. unless you mean some glass or something.
Shaolinswords
09-29-2009, 06:00 AM
What the hell is this thread ? :lol
AmoebaD
09-29-2009, 07:36 AM
What the hell is this thread ? :lol
just get the balls rolling on a gay porn thread, i gotya back. but ya best to watch ya front.
(al thornton)
ConanRulesNBC
09-29-2009, 09:06 PM
I guess I just don't really follow the porn stars that closely and once I saw Ashlynn Brooke's myspace she just seemed really cool on top of being super hot and a p*** star.
Other p*** stars I really like right now are Teagan Presley, Jayna Woods, Eva Angelina and Sasha Grey.
For some reason I'm really liking the MILFs right now like Teagan and Eva. What is it about MILF porn that's kind of hot?
Also, while we're on this topic who was your favorite Skinemax star? I always liked and still like Kira Reed.
WhiteMosɘs
09-29-2009, 09:08 PM
I guess I just don't really follow the porn stars that closely and once I saw Ashlynn Brooke's myspace she just seemed really cool on top of being super hot and a p*** star.
Other p*** stars I really like right now are Teagan Presley, Jayna Woods, Eva Angelina and Sasha Grey.
For some reason I'm really liking the MILFs right now like Teagan and Eva. What is it about MILF porn that's kind of hot?
Also, while we're on this topic who was your favorite Skinemax star? I always liked and still like Kira Reed.
Because you wanna f uck your mom?:confusedshrug:
ConanRulesNBC
09-29-2009, 10:10 PM
Because you wanna f uck your mom?:confusedshrug:
Oh. Thanks for clearing that up. lol... that's nasty.
those aren't milfs, they are both 24
Both of them really are MILFs. Teagan has a 3 year old daughter and Eva just had a kid recently.
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