OT: Scarlett Johansson is SMOKIN'!!!

[HHH]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/signaljmf/42851_sj_scarlett_johannson__Novemb.jpg

http://securebar.secure-tunnel.com/cgi-bin/nph-freebar.cgi/110110A/http/images.phun.org/phun/celebrities/scarlett_johansson/scarlett_johansson_50.jpg

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/greatest_starlet_3_big.jpg

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/75531qn5a4.JPG

http://i14.tinypic.com/4fxl075.jpg

http://i14.tinypic.com/2el8rd2.jpg

http://i14.tinypic.com/437cjdw.jpg

http://i14.tinypic.com/2d94jmp.jpg

http://www.digitaljedi.com/potw/potw_week9_2002.jpg

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/adonistwins/mystery/mystery26.jpg

[Hawker]

im well aware

[rezznor]

red X > HHH

[GothamKnight]

i love her

[rezznor]

red X > HHH

[Prodigy]

Yeah... I like looking at Scarlett... not Red X's....

[HHH]

Fixed pics + added a few of Jessica Biel. :pimp:

Enjoy. :rockon:

[hateraid]

I actually saw Scarlett at a launch partyfor some perfume. She's pretty lengthy.

[picc84]

Jessica Biel ruined the thread.

[Hoonyo]

I've never heard of Jessica Biel, but she is pretty damn hot.

[Dick Biggly]

i've hit that before.


















ok maybe not me, but a guy i know, he and her GOT IT ON!

[ClutchCityReturns]

i've hit that before.

ok maybe not me, but a guy i know, he and her GOT IT ON!

"no they didn't..."

[Targus]

jessica biel is pretty hot, ive seen a couple of her movies.

[SCdac]

Both are hot as hell. Johansson's hotter, but I def wouldn't kick Biel out of bed... Both of them are in recent magician movies as well (The Prestige, The Illusionist)... Speaking of which, The Prestige was a badass movie. Saw it tonight. Very dark and heavy. Good performances all around.

[picc84]

Biel looks good but Scarlett makes her look almost ugly.

Its like putting a steak on the same plate with a hamburger. Yeah the burgers good if you've got one....but whats it doing on the same plate as the t-bone where it wont get touched.

[PleezeBelieve]

Now I like both.....a lot, but I'd take Jessica over Scarlett. She's simply the overall finer girl. She's taller, better curves, and she got a great ASS!!!!!!

Scarlett's probably prettier but she's only like 5'3'' and she flat on the backside. You kids can have her, I'll gladly work over Jessica for you.

[BradMiller52]

Now I like both.....a lot, but I'd take Jessica over Scarlett. She's simply the overall finer girl. She's taller, better curves, and she got a great ASS!!!!!!

Scarlett's probably prettier but she's only like 5'3'' and she flat on the backside. You kids can have her, I'll gladly work over Jessica for you.

I saw your name at the top of the 2nd page and thought you were going to type one of your awful raps, thank god I was wrong:roll:

As for the topic, I like Scarlett the best.

[Zombles]

Scarlett Johansson is basically the Fedor of hot chicks.

[PleezeBelieve]

I saw your name at the top of the 2nd page and thought you were going to type one of your awful raps, thank god I was wrong:roll:

As for the topic, I like Scarlett the best.
You're a hater.

I've been all over the internet displaying my skills only to receive the ravest of reviews. And to think, ISH is where it all started. I would be thankful if I were you given you had the opportunity to see me at my most infant but spectacular beginning.




....but don't worry, Volume 6 of the fabled "Rap Chronicle's" will coming soon.

[BIG FURB]

Scarlett has some tig ol bitties but i definitely find biel more appealing (hey, i'm an ass man)

[Juvenile]

Scarlett showed in Lost in Translation that she has a greeeat ass.

[Se]

Scarlett showed in Lost in Translation that she has a greeeat ass.

*drools*

Any want to take money to assasinate Josh Hartnett?

[Lakers]

I don't know if their bodies are real or not but Scarlett and Jessica Biel have the hottest, most natural looking figures in movies. They both need quite a bit of work to make their faces look like the are in the super hot category though. Especially Scralett, you look at her face and even with makeup you can see all the pitting and patchiness to it. Biel too looks really plain while actresses like Jessica Alba look hot 24/7, I don't think there has ever been a bad pic of her.

Was Scarlett the ugly duckling? At 15 you can tell where most girls are headed in the looks department unless they get some surgery or the benefit from excellent make-up.

http://img.timeinc.net/instyle/onlyonaol/images/pg/012405_pg_01.jpg

[PleezeBelieve]

I don't know if their bodies are real or not but Scarlett and Jessica Biel have the hottest, most natural looking figures in movies. They both need quite a bit of work to make their faces look like the are in the super hot category though. Especially Scralett, you look at her face and even with makeup you can see all the pitting and patchiness to it. Biel too looks really plain while actresses like Jessica Alba look hot 24/7, I don't think there has ever been a bad pic of her.

Was Scarlett the ugly duckling? At 15 you can tell where most girls are headed in the looks department unless they get some surgery or the benefit from excellent make-up.

http://img.timeinc.net/instyle/onlyonaol/images/pg/012405_pg_01.jpg
That's an interesting photo of Scarlett. The picture may be a bit unfair to her looks given her young age, though.

But as far as Jessica Alba goes, I think she's a bit overrated. Still fine, don't get me wrong. But besides the fact I think Biel is the more talented actress, they need to get both of them in the same action movie together. And they could start the movie with a duel split-screen shower scene!!!

How would you like that? That'd be awesome.

[artificial]

ah... nothing sweeter than the ocasional hot chick thread

:banana:

[Hawker]

jessica biel does have a nicer ass.

someone try and get pictures of their asses

[craigthomasb]

their no keria knightley

[heavensdevil]

whats with the jessica Biel? :confusedshrug:

[Lakers]

whats with the jessica Biel? :confusedshrug:

Huh? Either you consider her hot or you're ***. Her body is fabulous and her big **** look real.

She's starting to bulk and buff up a little though, probably for some upcoming movie role.

keria knightley is a sitck

[schyza]

I would take Elisha Cuthbert over both not that there not both hot but to me Elisha Cuthbert takes the cake. http://www.foxhome.com/girlnextdoor/downloads/gnd_1280_1.jpg

[Juvenile]

Was Scarlett the ugly duckling? At 15 you can tell where most girls are headed in the looks department unless they get some surgery or the benefit from excellent make-up.

http://img.timeinc.net/instyle/onlyonaol/images/pg/012405_pg_01.jpg

I fail to see how she is bad-looking in that picture :confusedshrug:
she simply doesn't have make-up on her face, and she still looks good. It's bad lighting on the picture also.
Not making excuses, but your standards seem to really high if you consider that ugly

[sergal]

Actually that actress Scarlett Johansson is a clone from original person, which has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not damn sexy), most important - CRISTIAN young lady!
---------------------------------------------------------
I'll tell you guys more, that clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader by manufacturing human's clones. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! German state 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, they are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well..Think wise
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By the way, it's good time to congratulate original person (very very nice young lady) with birthday and wish the best and any kind of success in her life !!!

[heavensdevil]

:wtf: :wtf:

[TEXAS BATMAN]

Jessica Biel>>>Johannson

Taller, killer @$$ (pool scene anybody, Stealth), and I bet without make up she's still decent. Just has that girl next door but hot to death look to her.

[DLakerfan]

johannson is way overrated, there's alot more women way hotter than her

[ZeN]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/signaljmf/42851_sj_scarlett_johannson__Novemb.jpg

http://securebar.secure-tunnel.com/cgi-bin/nph-freebar.cgi/110110A/http/images.phun.org/phun/celebrities/scarlett_johansson/scarlett_johansson_50.jpg

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/greatest_starlet_3_big.jpg

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/75531qn5a4.JPG

http://i14.tinypic.com/4fxl075.jpg

http://i14.tinypic.com/2el8rd2.jpg

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http://www.digitaljedi.com/potw/potw_week9_2002.jpg

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/adonistwins/mystery/mystery26.jpg


oh hellz yeah...

[Rab]

Beil is hot, but I don't care for her face as much.

Scarlett is the complete package to me. She kind of has the girl next door look to her.

[imjustlikemusiq]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/imjustlikemusiq/ScarlettJohotty.jpg

[Randy]

She's totally meh.

[bigkingsfan]

You guys seriously need to stop worshiping the Hollywood altar... there are better women out there.

[apeman222]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/imjustlikemusiq/ScarlettJohotty.jpg



scarlett johansson=sexiest woman alive

plus she's got that seductive voice...

[jjswifty]

http://www.bar-of-soap.com/images/avatar.gif

[new noise]

http://www.bar-of-soap.com/images/avatar.gif

Who was that again who randomly squeezed her boobs on TV? Lucky son of a... I remember hearing she's literally like a 36DD.

[DatZNasty]

one of those homos from TV guide channel

[YAWN]

i did cocaine with her

[Lebowsky]

Scarlett & Jessica Alba = hottest celebs in the game

[ISHDiva4eva]

Scarlett & Jessica Alba = hottest celebs in the game

Beg to differ!

Kim Kardashian, Chad Michael Murray, Stacey Dash, Beyonce, Megan Fox, Sofia Vergara, Adriana Lima, Channing Tatum, Zac Efron, Pete Wentz, Naomi Campbell, old Tyra Banks have somethingg to say about that!

[Lebowsky]

Beg to differ!

Kim Kardashian, Chad Michael Murray, Stacey Dash, Beyonce, Megan Fox, Sofia Vergara, Adriana Lima, Channing Tatum, Zac Efron, Pete Wentz, Naomi Campbell, old Tyra Banks have somethingg to say about that!

Kim Kardashian has known better times.
Chad Michael Murray...dunno her.
Stacey Dash...dunno her.
Beyonce...She's smoking hot, but not my kind of girl (don't get me wrong, she's something else!).
Megan Fox you're right, she's awesome.
Sofia Vergara...dunno her.
Adriana Lima is a goddess, ****ing jaric...
hanning Tatum, Zac Efron, Pete Wentz dunno them
Naomi Campbell never been fond of her.
Tyra Banks used to be goat, but she must be kind of ermmm "mature" nowadays. I haven't seen her in a long time.

[Sicknote]

nvm that had to be sarcastic.

[Lebowsky]

Jeez, am I really being picky about celebrities? I take back everything I said.

[Vragrant]

She is a little pale but I've always liked Scarlett

http://timothyzhu.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/scarlett_johansson_009.jpg

http://charagoesquerdo.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/scarlett_johansson.jpg

http://mimg.sulekha.com/scarlett-johansson/stills/Scarlett%20Johansson32.jpg

http://www.gala.fr/var/gal/storage/images/les_stars/leurs_bio/johansson_scarlett/images/scarlett_johansson/218903-1-fre-FR/scarlett_johansson_reference.jpg

[Vragrant]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/blog/070319/scarlett_johansson_300x400.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/03/15/previews/Scarlett%20Johansson-SGS-021414.jpg

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Warner+Music+Group+2007+Grammy+Party+Arrivals+5wIO fUpAXz4l.jpg

[ukplayer4]

Both are hot as hell. Johansson's hotter, but I def wouldn't kick Biel out of bed... Both of them are in recent magician movies as well (The Prestige, The Illusionist)... Speaking of which, The Prestige was a badass movie. Saw it tonight. Very dark and heavy. Good performances all around.



scarlet johanson was AWFUL in the prestige, overall she is a solid actress but in that film- which is a quality film dont get me wrong- she was utterly terrible.

[Nash-tastic]

I wish Scarlett Jo had a nicer ass, but her boobs are good

[shawbryant]

WTF?Look at her 'crotch bulge'.
:roll:

[rufuspaul]

Stacey Dash...dunno her.


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l102/Marauder_2006/Chicks/Stacey-Dash.jpg

[ErhnamDjinn]

Ryan Reynolds is such a luck SOB imagine upgrading from Alanis Morriste to Scarlett.... argh:hammerhead: The only thing I dont really like about Scarlet is her big nose reminds me of Michelle Trachtenberg albeit Michelle is like alot of levels down hehehe.

[EastBayFuNk510]

Im rockin wit Scarlette ...i like biel but im feelin scarlette a lil more

[bonez26]

Jessica Biel and Alba are my two favorites

[picc84]

I think her jew gonzo schnozz is cute.

Oh, and then there's the rest of her.

Love me some Scarlett.

[ZeN]

I think her jew gonzo schnozz is cute.

Oh, and then there's the rest of her.

Love me some Scarlett.


I agree.. :pimp:

[goldenryan]

I think her jew gonzo schnozz is cute.

Oh, and then there's the rest of her.

Love me some Scarlett.
+1

[TEXAS BATMAN]

Didn't Jeter give Biel the herp? ...i'd still hit. Even if this chick was my own mother with no rubber.

[ZeN]

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-02/13/xin_4421004120855796310188.jpg


http://stylefrizz.com/img/scarlett-johansson-nylon-magazine-picture.jpg

http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/400/549/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/45/20/Scarlett-johansson-Elle-Belgium-1.jpg


http://www.superficialdiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Scarlett-Johansson-CosmoBeauty-Magazine-Nov-09.jpg

[ZeN]

http://www.superficialdiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/scarlett-johansson-vogue-paris-april-2009-02.jpg


http://dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/scarlett-johansson-glamour-november-2009-cover.jpg


http://www.luxuo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dolce__gabbana_scarlett_johansson.jpg

[simcjt]

Didn't Jeter give Biel the herp? ...i'd still hit. Even if this chick was my own mother with no rubber.
This

[ZeN]

This
http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/ps3/jessica_biel_02.jpg

[artex]

natalie portman>all

[Fallguy20]

Natalie Portman could be eaten by all at a single sitting.

I would be afriad I might break her in half if we got down and dirty.
:ohwell:

[ZeN]

I like her but shes a praying mantis.

[Juges8932]

Biel all day for me.

[ZeN]

Biel all day for me.

for me.. only half a day..

[airchibundo507]

I would take Elisha Cuthbert over both not that there not both hot but to me Elisha Cuthbert takes the cake. http://www.foxhome.com/girlnextdoor/downloads/gnd_1280_1.jpg

hell yeah

[airchibundo507]

Without a doubt, the finest f*cking female on the planet.

http://theryancokeexperience.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/elisha-cuthbert1.jpg

Elisha Cuthbert

[airchibundo507]

holy f*ck.

this already has 120,000 views.

[RaininThrees]

As if no ones posted this:

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/36/Jessica_Biel_ass.gif

[Anton Chigurh]

As if no ones posted this:

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/36/Jessica_Biel_ass.gif

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5494/1265956739305.gif

[ZeN]

Without a doubt, the finest f*cking female on the planet.

http://theryancokeexperience.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/elisha-cuthbert1.jpg

Elisha Cuthbert

Jack Bauer has some nice genes...

[Kobe Jnr]

Without a doubt, the finest f*cking female on the planet.

http://theryancokeexperience.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/elisha-cuthbert1.jpg

Elisha Cuthbert

:applause:

[ZeN]

:applause:

You have fine taste in women, sir...

[Kobe Jnr]

http://20.media.tumblr.com/95kQFjvCSmtixw9bqZrPywMIo1_500.jpg
Scarlett in Home Alone 3 looked funny, really.

Man, look at her now. She is all grown up.....

lolwut

[YouGotServed]

lolwut

Did you just bump a thread 5 month old thread?

[BoogieWoogieMan]

Did you just bump a thread 5 month old thread?

He only did it so he could make fun of Scarlett at her worst :oldlol:

[YouGotServed]

He only did it so he could make fun of Scarlett at her worst :oldlol:


Kobe Jr went apeshit when Zen called Carano "Gino". lol He's been hating on Scarlett ever since.

[BoogieWoogieMan]

Kobe Jr went apeshit when Zen called Carano "Gino". lol He's been hating on Scarlett ever since.

It was me who called Gina "Gino", and Zen will never let it go :oldlol:

[ZeN]

Scarlett Jo >>> Gino 'Manly Muscles' Carano

[Lakerlove420]

bump

[ZeN]

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00025840.jpg

http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/450/578/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/593/94/Scarlett-Johansson-IN-New-York-Magazine-2.jpg

http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/450/607/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/593/94/Scarlett-Johansson-IN-New-York-Magazine-1.jpg

[ZeN]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t211/blakstar87/Scarlett%20Johansson/scarlett-johansson-beautiful-skirt-.gif


http://heardy.net/qgl/Scarlett_Johansson_groped.gif

[Lakerlove420]

http://heardy.net/qgl/Scarlett_Johansson_groped.gif

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[rufuspaul]

:applause: Ms. Johansson keeps improving with age.

[ZeN]

RIP boobs. :violin:
:(

[LeFraud James]

:(

Makes me want to cry. :(

[tomtucker]

are you really sure they are gone ?

[LeFraud James]

are you really sure they are gone ?

I'm not just sure.

I'm HIV positive

[tomtucker]

I'm not just sure.

I'm HIV positive

:eek: that is serious shit !.......i wonder where they are then......?

[Patrick Chewing]

What a disgrace to lose your boobs like that. F'n Hollywood actors are from another planet I swear

[tomtucker]

bet the surgeon kept some to put on ebay when she is dead....or maybe he plays with them at home

[DirkNowitzki41]

http://scarlettjohanssoning.com/

NSFW, of course.

what the **** is the point of posting this? I dont think anyone wants to see guys asses.

[ZeN]

what the **** is the point of posting this? I dont think anyone wants to see guys asses.
:roll:

[Premeditated]

http://scarlettjohanssoning.com/

NSFW, of course.
what a fakkit you are.

[sick_brah07]

i did cocaine with her


tell me moreeeeee

[Premeditated]

This thread sucks, my Scarlett Johansson thread is better.:pimp:

[ZeN]

At least there are some good ones. :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Anyway.....

http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/scarlett-johansson-the-avengers.jpg
too skinny