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rezznor
10-07-2009, 02:03 PM
in a cardboard box...
http://blog.al.com/live/2009/10/teen_rides_in_cardboard_box_at.html

http://media.al.com/live/photo/boxoncarladyjpg-10567231988aff03.jpg


ALBERTVILLE, Ala. -- A Marshall County woman is in the city jail here for having her 13-year-old daughter ride in a cardboard box atop her van.

Albertville Police spokesman Sgt. Jamie Smith said Jackie Denise Knott, 37, of Albertville was charged with endangering the welfare of a child. Smith said the child was turned over to a relative.

Smith said police received a call Sunday morning of a minivan traveling on U.S. 431 with a large cardboard box on top with a child inside.

Officers stopped the van on U.S. 431 and asked Knott why the child was riding atop her vehicle.

"The box was too big to go inside the van, and she would be able to hold it down if she was inside the box," Smith said the woman told police.

When asked about the child's safety, Smith said Knott told the officers that she had the box secured to the van with a clothes hanger.

mother of the year!! :no:

JayGuevara
10-07-2009, 02:06 PM
Only in Texas.

Wait...Only in the CSA.

Dasher
10-07-2009, 02:08 PM
I saw Alabama woman, and did not need to read anything else to know that it was a story centered around idiocy.

phoenix18
10-07-2009, 02:11 PM
I saw Alabama woman, and did not need to read anything else to know that it was a story centered around idiocy.
:oldlol: Same here. That's only about an hour and a half from me.

mbell75
10-07-2009, 04:31 PM
Officers stopped the van on U.S. 431 and asked Knott why the child was riding atop her vehicle."The box was too big to go inside the van, and she would be able to hold it down if she was inside the box," Smith said the woman told police.
:roll:

White Chocolate
10-07-2009, 04:40 PM
"The box was too big to go inside the van, and she would be able to hold it down if she was inside the box," Smith said the woman told police.


When asked about the child's safety, Smith said Knott told the officers that she had the box secured to the van with a clothes hanger.


:roll: What...the...f*ck

A.M.G.
10-07-2009, 04:50 PM
Some people are literally too stupid to live. There is actually a point where if you're this stupid, kill yourself. Just do it. You're never going to get anywhere in life anyways.

dawsey6
10-07-2009, 05:27 PM
My older brother once looked me dead in my eye and told me, "Never underestimate the stupidity of people."

Nothing really surprises me, now.

IcanzIIravor
10-07-2009, 05:31 PM
in a cardboard box...
http://blog.al.com/live/2009/10/teen_rides_in_cardboard_box_at.html

http://media.al.com/live/photo/boxoncarladyjpg-10567231988aff03.jpg



mother of the year!! :no:

Well she used sound logic at least. :lol

Meticode
10-07-2009, 05:43 PM
Well she used sound logic at least. :lol

In an idiotic way yes.

Akrazotile
03-30-2014, 04:17 PM
GOAT news story :roll:

bagelred
03-30-2014, 04:21 PM
Mitt Romney approves.

Random_Guy
03-30-2014, 04:28 PM
'murica