Hello everybody, it's me, Kermit The Frog

[KERMIT]

Me and Ms Piggy just got done bumpn uglies while watchn some preseason hoops. Lit up a doob and was like, "fuggit let's get on the computer and look at some porn!" I stumbled across this site and thought I'd stop by and answer some ?'s. Fire away

[jrt1584]

hey kermit, im your biggest fan. Are u and ms piggy an item or do u got other girls on the side?

[KERMIT]

hey kermit, im your biggest fan. Are u and ms piggy an item or do u got other girls on the side?

Whatup pimp? Sometimes the old lady is cool and let's me bring home another chick. You know...as long as she gets a piece too.

[KERMIT]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Leeako/pic23281.gif

[final.wrath]

kermit i have a question. did you still do sesame or is that an imposter?

[KERMIT]

That punk is not me! He's my cousin (by marraige) his real name is Lester and he swooped my job from under me. Luckily I have alcohol to help me cope dog.

[jrt1584]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Leeako/pic23281.gif

I have another question as well. Is that a rabbit wearing a hat that you're getting it on with in that picture? Also, I couldnt help but notice that you're smoking a cig in your avatar. When did u take up smoking? And is that a tobacco cig or is it filled with some green?? Thanks in advance Kerm-dawg...

[KERMIT]

I have another question as well. Is that a rabbit wearing a hat that you're getting it on with in that picture? Also, I couldnt help but notice that you're smoking a cig in your avatar. When did u take up smoking? And is that a tobacco cig or is it filled with some green?? Thanks in advance Kerm-dawg...

This was a low point in my life dog. Ms. Piggy was fuggin gonzo, Lester took my job..... drugs and likka, drugs and likka! I met this chick at an audition for the next muppet movie, I promised her a lead role. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do sometimes.

[final.wrath]

is the rumor true that the real reason you were "replaced" on sesame is because you had a crack problem?

[KERMIT]

is the rumor true that the real reason you were "replaced" on sesame is because you had a crack problem?

I'm sorry to say but...yes. I have a crack problem. crotch crack, ass crack, and crack cocaine. unfortunately I have a heroin habit too, and I only smoke weed when it's laced with PCP. Otherwise I'm doing great homie.

[final.wrath]

dont you think its time you get help? i mean... think of the children. that other kermit doesnt do the same quality job you did. its no coincidence the the flower child movement of the 60's ended shortly after you were replaced.

[KERMIT]

drugs and alcohol are all the help I need pimp, and to tell the truth kids make me sick. i have nightmares bout them lil sons a *****ez in my ear all the dam time, makin me sing them bunk a$$ songs and sh!t. i don't know, maybe I'm bitter.

[KERMIT]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/andizzleforizzle/kermit1rh.gif

[jrt1584]

where are u living these days? being that u dont have a steady job... On the streets or what? Have u thought about maybe getting into the porn industry??

[KERMIT]

where are u living these days? being that u dont have a steady job... On the streets or what? Have u thought about maybe getting into the porn industry??

I been jumpn house 2 house, livn that Cali life. tryin not to let these streets take me under, you know it's ruff out here pimp. I tried the porn industry but I guess there "isn't a high demand" for two or more muppets fuggin...or some bull$hit they spit at me. and human chicks have a tendency to laugh at my little lint covered green wanker.

[KERMIT]

well, i need a fix. I gota hit these streets and get me a hit so maybe I'll check back later. Ya'll cats stay up and any ?'s you got just write em down and I'll get back at ya.

[final.wrath]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?p=287760&posted=1#post287760

have you ever met that biyatch?

[craigthomasb]

can you not do better than ms piggy, shes butters, a big fat munter

[ALBballer]

:roll:

[Timmeh]

I fail to see the humor in this thread.

[LAZYBOY]

I fail to see the humor in this thread.http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.labelfreak.com/images/Movies-TV/Beetlejuice_0025_small.jpg&sig=__Xr5OUpCs0w6bog-sUFxV5zKubt4=

I picture Timmeh looking like this while saying that.

[Timmeh]

...and the reason behind that post was?

[Brunch@Five]

what is it with all these imposters nowadays? Trying to be funny, eh? :violin:

[B-Low]

This can't be Kermit! I know for a fact that Kermit always greets the public with the line:

"Hi ho Kermit T. Frog here!"

remember the old sesame street news reports?

[B-Low]

Proof lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MNoucYowwQ

[jbot]

and human chicks have a tendency to laugh at my little lint covered green wanker.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[KnickFan4Life]

Kermit! Its me, Elmo! Holla at me!

[jrt1584]

This can't be Kermit! I know for a fact that Kermit always greets the public with the line:

"Hi ho Kermit T. Frog here!"

remember the old sesame street news reports?

that was before kermit got hooked on coke, heroin, & weed...:pimp:

[KERMIT]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?p=287760&posted=1#post287760

have you ever met that biyatch?

Good Lord Jesus! Who beat that b!tch with the ugly stick? :eek:

[KERMIT]

can you not do better than ms piggy, shes butters, a big fat munter

Aye dog, the broad gives bomb jaw.

[KERMIT]

I fail to see the humor in this thread.

That's because you don't have drugs in your life pimp. Get you some.

[KERMIT]

Kermit! Its me, Elmo! Holla at me!

What's crackalackn pimp juice? You still like being tickled?

[JtotheIzzo]

KERMIT = InDenial

[XxNeXuSxX]

^Yep.

[Hawker]

So who is smarter beeker or sherlock bunsen?

And i bet gonzo is during the white line i mean look at that nose. Kermit since u a crackhead dont u wish u could have that long nose?

[jbot]

man, i bet dr. teeth and the band throw some freakin' parties!

[bruinballer]

out of curiosity, do you miss havin a man's arm shoved halfway up ur a$$? LOL

[Lebron23]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Leeako/pic23281.gif


That made me spill my Coffee :oldlol: :oldlol:

[WhiteMosɘs]

That made me spill my Coffee :oldlol: :oldlol:

Coffee? Near the computer?:eek:

:oldlol:

[Kings_Alex]

Do you know James Jones?:confusedshrug:

[KERMIT]

Do you know James Jones?:confusedshrug:

Man, f--k dat cat! He owe me some fritos dawg, ma****a stoled my chips and slapped my beeiitch.

[blazerfan22]

Here's a stupid joke:

What's little and green and smells like miss piggy?

Answer: Kermit's finger

:hammerhead: :oldlol: :roll:

[ErhnamDjinn]

i hope November comes up soon, this board is falling fast:rollingeyes:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Frogz are great creachaz.

http://www.forumspile.com/That-Is-Excellent.jpg

[emsteez forreal]

speakin' of porn, i see you're into that scat porn ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic

[White Chocolate]

Kermit,


Are you sure you weren't getting any from the nanny in The Muppet Babies?

[catzhernandez]

Win?

[pethuel03]

speakin' of porn, i see you're into that scat porn ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: what the hahaha

[rufuspaul]

:oldlol: This thread gets the official rufus seal of approval.

[picc84]

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http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Lifeandhealth/Pix/pictures/2009/8/7/1249637008352/Barack-Obama-eating-frogs-001.jpg

[rufuspaul]

^^^repped.

[IcanzIIravor]

That look on Obama's face. :roll: :roll:

[BankShot]

^^^repped.

Do you have any experience cooking frog legs? A friend of mine threw the idea out there of cooking/eating some, and as the resident cook in the group, I offered to figure out a good way to cook them.

Any suggestions?

[DonDadda59]

That look on the anti-christ's/4th horseman of the apocalypse's face. :roll: :roll:

fixed.

And I've never had the urge to eat frog's legs but those look pretty damn good.

[baller693]

What's up Kermit, this audio always cracks me up where Kermit and big Bird are stoned doing a show (its not the original video though)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWU6QPfYDew

[rufuspaul]

Do you have any experience cooking frog legs? A friend of mine threw the idea out there of cooking/eating some, and as the resident cook in the group, I offered to figure out a good way to cook them.

Any suggestions?

I do them the same way I do fried chicken (1st post in the Tailgating thread).

[Knicks101]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2172/2085565195_3d49eccb3e.jpg


Those look delicious.

[Lebron23]

I love the Kermit the frog, and James Jones Gimmick.

[BankShot]

I love the Kermit the frog, and James Jones Gimmick.

Back when gimmicks were funny :roll:

[rufuspaul]

Back when gimmicks were funny :roll:

Did you ever end up cooking frog legs?

[JrueHoliday11]

legend

[Lebron23]

Hi Kemit

[KobesFinger]

http://media.tumblr.com/2591c43a4ee7df4325373a10918647a6/tumblr_inline_n91c42mD591sbg9nf.jpg

[Shade8780]

speakin' of porn, i see you're into that scat porn ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic
:roll: :roll: