Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

[sergiorodriguez]

Let's say Hollywood does the right thing and decides to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie. It's not a remake and not a sequel continuing the story of Billy Hoyle and Sidney. It's just another great basketball comedy with a white guy and a black guy coming together through the magic of hustling.

So what would be your perfect cast for the role of black guy and white guy?

[L.Kizzle]

Omar Epps and Ashton Kutcher and Rosario Dawson.

[Knicks101]

Brotha
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Caucasian Fella'
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[InspiredLebowski]

Sam Rockwell and Don Cheadle. With Woody and Wesley reprising their roles as the new King and Duck.

[BRabbiT]

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Sidney Deane[/B]


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Junior (Kadeem Hardison)


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Billy Hoyle


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Gloria

[Eldrunko247]

Omar Epps and Ashton Kutcher and Rosario Dawson.
:ohwell: smh

[L.Kizzle]

:ohwell: smh
Yes, and forgot about Junior. Kevin Hart would be a perfect Junior.

[Gundress]

I won't make White Men Can't Jump 2.

[Eldrunko247]

Yes, and forgot about Junior. Kevin Hart would be a perfect Junior.
Too douchey and fem for the role. I would go with Owen Wilson.

[L.Kizzle]

Too douchey and fem for the role. I would go with Owen Wilson.
For some reason, Ashton was the first to come to mind.

[sergiorodriguez]

Billy Hoyle is street wise, Ashton Kutcher, maybe its just because he played Michael Kelso for 8 years, but alwasy comes across as a loud dumbass to me.
He couldn't pull it off.

Eva Mendes as the new gloria, oh man SUCH A DAMN IMPROVEMENT OVER ROSIE PEREZ, i was watching WMCJ yesterday and I realized Rosie is actually really hot in it, but her nagging and obnoxious voice and whining, that is what makes her so unattractive in this movie.

Woody and Wesley making a cameo as the new street legends in LA, king and ducks replacement, that would have to happen.

Wait a sec. Wait a goddamn second.

Who's a celebrity basketball fan

Jeremy Piven.

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/53/81/0000035381_20061030095535.jpg

looks like he could play a white guy hustling baller.

Jeremy Piven should be the new Billy Hoyle, that is perfect, so f-ing perfect.

whats the name of that black guy in 40 year old virgin who wants to buy the TV from the black guy salesman?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tTWxcNreK0M/SZxitFti_sI/AAAAAAAAArs/yS2HXgfxZxc/s400/untitled.bmp

Kevin Hart.

Kevin Hart for Sydney Deane.


Jr was hardly in the movie, only in the beginning lol but Dave Chappelle would be an awesome Jr. He needs to be in more movies.

But man Kevin Hart and Jeremy Piven, yeh theyre short but so was wesley and woody. Perfect comedy dream team. Which one of us ISHers is a millionairre and can get this movie produced?

Ving Rhaimes should play that black guy they hustle in Compton where he tries to rob the corner shop to pay for the ball game, and then just winds up selling his gun to pay for it lol

[momo]

Sam Rockwell and Don Cheadle. With Woody and Wesley reprising their roles as the new King and Duck.

Booya, that would rule. W&W can teach them how to grift B Ball.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Let's say Hollywood does the right thing and decides to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie. It's not a remake and not a sequel continuing the story of Billy Hoyle and Sidney. It's just another great basketball comedy with a white guy and a black guy coming together through the magic of hustling.

So what would be your perfect cast for the role of black guy and white guy?



Now this is a good thread.

So good that I'm gonna have to put some thought into it.

[SCREWstonRockets]

Let's say Hollywood does the right thing and decides to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie. It's not a remake and not a sequel continuing the story of Billy Hoyle and Sidney. It's just another great basketball comedy with a white guy and a black guy coming together through the magic of hustling.

So what would be your perfect cast for the role of black guy and white guy?
Doing the right thing would be to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie? :lol

My picks:

Sydney (Chris Tucker:

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/McDonald+Star+Celebrity+Game+j8z-r4_3VMHl.jpg



Billy (Michael Rapaport):

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Gloria (Sofia Vergara):

http://www.latina.com/files/0204sofia_article.JPG

[RAIN MAKER]

if Ashton Kutcher was average to below-average in physical appearance, everyone here would probably be on his nutzack.

But because he's considered a teen idol people here love to think they're being manly by hating on him.

El drunko, some insecure asian shmuck, is hating on Ashton Kutcher why exactly? Jealoussseyyyy

[sergiorodriguez]

if Ashton Kutcher was average to below-average in physical appearance, everyone here would probably be on his nutzack.

But because he's considered a teen idol people here love to think they're being manly by hating on him.

El drunko, some insecure asian shmuck, is hating on Ashton Kutcher why exactly? Jealoussseyyyy
I think Ashton Kutcher is funny, I think the roles he plays kind of messed with his career, he might be a real smart guy but whenever i see him or hear him talk all I can think of is Michael Kelso, he wouldnt make a good Billy Hoyle type unless he can really ball, Billy Hoyle was a real smartass, Ashton Kutcher is better at playing the dumbass.

[Gundress]

Doing the right thing would be to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie? :lol

My picks:

Sydney (Chris Tucker:

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/McDonald+Star+Celebrity+Game+j8z-r4_3VMHl.jpg



Billy (Michael Rapaport):

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/T+Mobile+Rookie+Challenge+Youth+Jam+9MEC9xgL_OOl.j pg



Gloria (Sofia Vergara):

http://www.latina.com/files/0204sofia_article.JPG

WE HAVE A WINNER! :roll: :roll: :oldlol: :roll: Thanks for lauging...had me rolling hard :roll: :roll: that's movie would be funny as hell.

[L.Kizzle]

Doing the right thing would be to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie? :lol

My picks:

Sydney (Chris Tucker:

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/McDonald+Star+Celebrity+Game+j8z-r4_3VMHl.jpg



Billy (Michael Rapaport):

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Gloria (Sofia Vergara):

http://www.latina.com/files/0204sofia_article.JPG
Would have worked ten plus years ago, but two out of shape guys hustlin' cats in Venice Beach, nope.

[RAIN MAKER]

I think Ashton Kutcher is funny, I think the roles he plays kind of messed with his career, he might be a real smart guy but whenever i see him or hear him talk all I can think of is Michael Kelso, he wouldnt make a good Billy Hoyle type unless he can really ball, Billy Hoyle was a real smartass, Ashton Kutcher is better at playing the dumbass.


You might be right, I'm not saying he would or wouldn't be a good fit for that movie, but people love to trash him because it makes them feel macho since he's popular among teenie boppers for being good looking.

Michael Kelso was a infinitely funnier character than anything a guy like Seth Rogen has ever done, but for some reason dorky adolescent males love Rogen, maybe it's because he plays the characters they can identify with, i.e. bumbling, socially awkward losers.

I'm not some big Kutcher fan, but you can always tell the guys who are trying too hard to compensate because they throw dirt on his name over what? What has he ever done to make people think he's unworthy of respect? Nothing, people like "el drukno" are just trying to fit in.

[sergiorodriguez]

You might be right, I'm not saying he would or wouldn't be a good fit for that movie, but people love to trash him because it makes them feel macho since he's popular among teenie boppers for being good looking.

Michael Kelso was a infinitely funnier character than anything a guy like Seth Rogen has ever done, but for some reason dorky adolescent males love Rogen, maybe it's because he plays the characters they can identify with, i.e. bumbling, socially awkward losers.

I'm not some big Kutcher fan, but you can always tell the guys who are trying too hard to compensate because they throw dirt on his name over what? What has he ever done to make people think he's unworthy of respect? Nothing, people like "el drukno" are just trying to fit in.
Never saw Just Married or the Butterfly effect eh?

[RAIN MAKER]

Never saw Just Married or the Butterfly effect eh?


I've not seen either, I did hear he was decent in Butterfly Effect and obviously Just Married was for a target audience and I'm not gonna blame a guy for cashing in on his popularity.

[BRabbiT]

Would have worked ten plus years ago, but two out of shape guys hustlin' cats in Venice Beach, nope.

Exactly. WMCJ was above average b/c the actors were convincing.

[sergiorodriguez]

Exactly. WMCJ was above average b/c the actors were convincing.
yeh you need some young guys who look like they could be legit athletes, Jeremy Piven and Kevin Hart can pull this off, you might not know it but Jeremy Piven is pretty ripped

[Inspector Rick]

Eff it! Just get Woody and Snipes again. I'm sure both would have no problem handling themselves on the court today. A sequel with their characters would be super easy.

Btw, I just found me a copy of Money Train on VHS. Terrible movie, but a guilty pleasure nonetheless.

[Eldrunko247]

if Ashton Kutcher was average to below-average in physical appearance, everyone here would probably be on his nutzack.

But because he's considered a teen idol people here love to think they're being manly by hating on him.

El drunko, some insecure asian shmuck, is hating on Ashton Kutcher why exactly? Jealoussseyyyy
:rolleyes: Kutcher is way too goofy to play the role dumb ass. Stupid gimmick by the way. Think of a better one. Old as f u c k still "role playing" on the net.

[andgar923]

Uh... you guys do know that they'd have to know how to ball right?

My pick for the brotha, would be Jamie Foxx and the white cat would be Mark Whalberg.

The latina was chosen above already and she's shown she can do comedy and that's Sophia Vergara.

Unless they want to make them younger, and if so who knows.

As much as I'd hate to say it, Nick Cannon and who knows who else could play that role.

And either way, Sophia stays.

[iamgine]

John Cena and Kanye West

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http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/0/88/34_2008/81808-Kanye-West.jpg

[flipogb]

Will Smith + Adam Sandler

that movie will make lots of $$$$$$

even if it sucks

[NotYetGreat]

Doing the right thing would be to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie? :lol

My picks:

Sydney (Chris Tucker:

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/McDonald+Star+Celebrity+Game+j8z-r4_3VMHl.jpg



Billy (Michael Rapaport):

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Gloria (Sofia Vergara):

http://www.latina.com/files/0204sofia_article.JPG

Is that SERIOUSLY Chris Tucker now?!?

[emsteez forreal]

John Cena and Kanye West

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/j/john_cena_poster-11883.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/0/88/34_2008/81808-Kanye-West.jpg

wtf? kanye has the body of an old man.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Jett Jackson -
Channing Tatum or that guy from Never Back Down -
Miley Cyrus

Sh!t would G.E.T R.E.A.L; real quick.

[L.Kizzle]

yeh you need some young guys who look like they could be legit athletes, Jeremy Piven and Kevin Hart can pull this off, you might not know it but Jeremy Piven is pretty ripped
Kevin Hart is like 5'2.

[sergiorodriguez]

Kevin Hart is like 5'2.
lol so is like Wesley Snipes did you see WMCJ? Also it would emphasize the fact that whitemen cant jump if Hart can dunk as a midget, until the white man gets an emphatic dunk at the end.

[iamgine]

Hart - 5' 4"

Snipes - 5" 10"

[tedloc]

just bring back wesley and woody

-and somehow add omar epps that guy is freakin hillarious

[rivers to gates]

Let's say Hollywood does the right thing and decides to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie. It's not a remake and not a sequel continuing the story of Billy Hoyle and Sidney. It's just another great basketball comedy with a white guy and a black guy coming together through the magic of hustling.

So what would be your perfect cast for the role of black guy and white guy?

The first one sucked so why have a follow up?

[BRabbiT]

The first one sucked so why have a follow up?

:roll:

[sergiorodriguez]

The first one sucked so why have a follow up?
wow you must have the worst taste in movies of all time i'm sorry.

[Rameek]

jai white and ryan reynolds at least they look like they could ball

[Thorpesaurous]

It seems like there's plenty of good Sidney's out there, but Billy is really hard to fill.

He has to be able to pull off a goofball while not being so goofy as to appear he can't play. And then all of a sudden go to super cocky when he has to explain how hard it is to make "sumthin this prittay" look like a dork or a chump. There's plenty of guys out there who can pull off the goofball stuff, but not a lot that seem like they could do both.

Ryan Reynolds is probably the best choice I've seen in here, but I still feel like he wouldn't be great. Too cocky to pull off the sell job as a dork to begin with.

Great movie. "I don't mean to brag ... but I am the greatest!!"

[JtotheIzzo]

white dude: Jim Halpert from the Office (he played ball and looks goofy)

black dude: Chris Tucker could play a crazy ghetto ass ex-high school legend

Latina: Al Bundy's wife from Modern Family

this time set it in Chicago

[Hotlantadude81]

Omar Epps and Ashton Kutcher and Rosario Dawson.

Kutcher represents the average white male. The lameness just works.

[Tarik One]

Omar Epps provides zero comedic element.

Kevin Hart could play that annoying sidekick dude who was sporting the Bulls jersey chanting "We going to Sizzler." Forgot his name, but he played Dwayne Wayne on A Different World.

John Turturro and Tom Sizemore and the "Stuchi Brothers"

[Lebron23]

Michael B.Jordan and Justin Bieber or Michael B. jordan and Zac Efron.

[SouBeachTalents]

I wouldn't support such a racist title

[SouBeachTalents]

Michael B.Jordan and Justin Bieber or Michael B. jordan and Zac Efron.
Of all the choices in the world, your literal top choice for a basketball movie would be Justin Bieber :oldlol:

[warriorfan]

Lebron23 in whiteface.

[DoctorP]

whiteface lebron james

[TheMan]

http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/eva-mendes1.jpg

Cotdam :eek: