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paperstreet
11-23-2009, 02:30 AM
Thought this might be a fun idea since a lot of people have a Facebook account. Post some of the most god awful things you've ever seen friends (or people on your friend list) post.


"C***** A******: Ok to all you Homo's. Sure Twilight was a "chick flick" but the midnight premiere I have never seen so many hott girls in one place at the same time. But go ahead, hang out with some other guys and talk about girls you'll never get let alone see cuz your to busy jacking each other off! 220 Days Til Eclipse!!"

here's some real original posts
"J**** R*****: I feel like my heart has been ripped right out of my chest."
"T***** M*****: Im so done with everything................"


and here's what i am sure are lyrics to some emo song
"D**** H*****: Who am I, we both dont know. Time ticks by, where did you go? Oh, I made you doubt me oh, you're better off without me. Think I am looking over your shoulder cause theres someone younger and your feeling older. Your crazy and you never faded I dont want to be so complicated. See my life come undone watch it go and let the damage run."
DeuceWallaces
11-23-2009, 02:32 AM
These are the best you have?
DC's Finest
11-23-2009, 02:57 AM
I didn't even come close to cracking a smile at any of those :ohwell:
lillil wayne
11-23-2009, 03:02 AM
if you update your facebook status at least 3 times a day, you need to update your life.
e's Nikees
11-23-2009, 11:15 AM
Lucky for me I don't have emo friends or immature gay high school boys on my facebook.

Worst status update? Umm I never seen one yet... can't remember
HylianNightmare
11-23-2009, 11:20 AM
www.twitter.com

much better than the facebook
boozehound
11-23-2009, 12:08 PM
www.twitter.com

much better than the facebook
Holy ****! this is awesome! repped for finding it!
T.O.RAPS
11-23-2009, 01:31 PM
http://facebookfails.com/
LJJ
11-23-2009, 01:42 PM
Holy ****! this is awesome! repped for finding it!


Hehe.
triangleoffense
11-23-2009, 02:03 PM
www.f_ckbook.com

replace the _ with a u
mlh1981
11-23-2009, 04:58 PM
if you update your facebook status at least 3 times a day, you need to update your life.

Some people spend 8 or more hours a day on the computer for work, and then alot of people have mobile internet. The stigma of spending too much time on the computer died years ago.
paperstreet
11-23-2009, 05:11 PM
http://facebookfails.com/


thanks for posting. figured there had to be a site out there like this
Rake2204
04-14-2014, 08:20 PM
Sorry for the bump but after seeing it on my feed, figured there had to be a outlet where I could share. With no sense of irony:

"Watching the WNBA Draft...it has been a very, very long day! Chill time for now."
Smook A.
04-14-2014, 08:33 PM
I read that with a straight face. Not even funny
Rake2204
04-14-2014, 08:36 PM
I read that with a straight face. Not even funnyIf that was in regards to my post, my apologies for the misunderstanding, but the intent was not humor. Instead, I felt it fell under the "worst" category (like the title of the thread), as I felt unwinding by watching the WNBA draft would be the antithesis of an enjoyable afterwork engagement.
tmacattack33
04-14-2014, 08:45 PM
Holy ****! this is awesome! repped for finding it!

Is this post serious?

I can't remember if November 2009 was before Twitter became huge.
Done_And_Done
04-15-2014, 02:22 AM
Is this post serious?

I can't remember if November 2009 was before Twitter became huge.

I initially read it under the belief that this thread was posted today so I decoded it as cheesy sarcasm but then I clued it. It might be genuine lol

Cute...