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Manute for Ever!
11-27-2009, 03:06 AM
Five NBA players :oldlol:

[QUOTE]The Top Ten Ugliest Men is Sports
There are many candidates for this prestigious list, but just ten make the cut. Most are current, whilst a couple made their way back from retirement with their smashing looks.

For some it's a sign of endearment, and others a wakeup call to purchase a mirror.

1) Bryant 'Big Country' Reeves - This is the face of the Vancouver Grizzlies. (Whose idea was this? I hope he's unemployed.) The fate of Kevin Bookout's career was sealed when he was given the moniker 'Big Country v 2.0.' Today, rather than that ghastly Vancouver Grizzlies uniform, Big Country is most likely to be found wearing a mossy oak camouflage hat and jorts.

2) Mike Ricci - He'll always be loved in Denver, where he won The Cup with the Avalanche in 1996. But Lord have mercy, what happened to this guy? He actually looked worse when he cut the mane. One of the best stories I've ever come across was when Queen Elizabeth visited Canada in 2002 and dropped a ceremonial first puck with the team captains prior to a Canucks-Sharks game. Ricci, the acting Sharks captain, put in his teeth for the spectacle out of respect for Her Majesty. He might be ugly, but he is a good looking hockey player who knows how to honour royalty.

3) Franck Ribery - The dude's French, hideous, and a damn good footballer.

4) Chris Kaman - Since he cut his hair, Encino Man more closely resembles Neanderthal than Homo habilis, with the hope of one day catching up to the rest of mankind. By this time I

sbw19
11-27-2009, 03:14 AM
I kid you not, this pic is not PSed.


http://www.top-footballer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/franck-ribery-picture.jpg

rfm767
11-27-2009, 03:17 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n4ogPR3s2g4/SEN2JMImA8I/AAAAAAAAAak/iSX9gSwSqVc/s1600/Sam-Cassell_article.jpg

w00terz
11-27-2009, 03:19 AM
http://www.wizznutzz.com/images/miami_pecherov.jpg

Manute for Ever!
11-27-2009, 03:19 AM
I kid you not, this pic is not PSed.


http://www.top-footballer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/franck-ribery-picture.jpg

Damn, dude looks like a pirate crossed with a drunken Brit!

rfm767
11-27-2009, 03:24 AM
http://www.nosolodeportes.com/images/2008/11/stepanek-01.jpg

Radek Stepanek, Tennis player. AKA Gollum

AJ2k8
11-27-2009, 03:26 AM
Now come on this list is not correct without Cameron Ling

http://halfbackflanker.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ling180.jpg

Hiei
11-27-2009, 03:28 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/sioncampus/03/16/ncaa.names/p1_JoakimNoah.jpg

Wow... Noah definatly wins that most effeminate contest.

Manute for Ever!
11-27-2009, 03:32 AM
Now come on this list is not correct without Cameron Ling

http://halfbackflanker.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ling180.jpg

I'm a Cats fan, so I couldn't do that to Ling. But realisticly, the entire Geelong team could be added.

BigTicket
11-27-2009, 03:45 AM
Sam Cassell got robbed, he's far uglier than the people above him on the list. The only one who is even close is Frank Ribery who's in 3rd place.

Hawker
11-27-2009, 03:51 AM
http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/6a00d83451c1ce69e200e54f3503118834-800wi.jpg

BigTicket
11-27-2009, 03:55 AM
Since this is an NBA forum I have to add this one:

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/1465/jamalcrawford.jpg (http://img692.imageshack.us/i/jamalcrawford.jpg/)

QuebecBaller
11-27-2009, 06:51 AM
Tyrone Hill

http://pds15.egloos.com/pds/200910/28/64/f0079964_4ae7e9bf76fbb.jpg

Popeye Jones

http://fantastiksports.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/popeye-jones.jpg

mamba24
11-27-2009, 06:56 AM
http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/17323-1/DJ%20Mbenga%20stretches%20his%20arms.jpg

cmon its not even a contest....DJ...although i think sheldon williams looks worse...http://bucketnotes.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sheldon-williams.jpg?3d749b80

oh the horror
11-27-2009, 06:57 AM
http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/6a00d83451c1ce69e200e54f3503118834-800wi.jpg


Jesus christ....throwback to the prehistoric era.

Myth
11-27-2009, 06:59 AM
http://www.wizznutzz.com/images/miami_pecherov.jpg

When I see him, I think "That is what Stewie Griffin would look like if he were real and grown up."

Mister JT
11-27-2009, 07:01 AM
Teves looks like a caveman. He might be the missing link in human evolution. But I think Franck Ribery should be number 1. Good thing for Teves and Ribery that they are good in soccer/football. Haha!

BigTicket
11-27-2009, 07:29 AM
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7825/nikolaivaluev.jpg (http://img694.imageshack.us/i/nikolaivaluev.jpg/)

Lyoto15
11-27-2009, 07:39 AM
Teves looks like a caveman. He might be the missing link in human evolution. But I think Franck Ribery should be number 1. Good thing for Teves and Ribery that they are good in soccer/football. Haha!

Give ribery a break, He had a near death accident while being a baby..

Now im not saying he hot or anything lol, but just give him a break :P

Toizumi
11-27-2009, 07:59 AM
http://open.salon.com/blog/files/michael_phelps1234468429.jpg

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h184/sbgirl1971/MichaelPhelpsGoldMedal.jpg

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2007/20070330/spr3.jpg

Thugnificent
11-27-2009, 09:14 AM
http://www.gksbelchatow.net/foto/player/093.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38077000/jpg/_38077295_kahn300.jpg

wank er

Hyman
11-27-2009, 09:18 AM
I dont see Joakim Noah so ugly. In fact, his mum was a top supermodel

Nowhere near of deserving a place on the list

Basketball Dirk
11-27-2009, 01:56 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38077000/jpg/_38077295_kahn300.jpg

wank er

I always thought Oliver Kahn looked like he was on steroids. That guy is an animal. Seems like he could whoop some serious ass in a fight. He scared the **** out of other team's players and even his own players.

SRZ66
11-27-2009, 02:25 PM
http://dimemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mickael-pietrus-480x2701.jpg

Killer_Instinct
11-27-2009, 02:26 PM
*Sprays no homo spray all over the thread*

Lyin
11-27-2009, 02:32 PM
*Sprays no homo spray all over the thread*

:oldlol:

RaininThrees
11-27-2009, 02:40 PM
http://mattgunn.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/ugly-chelios.jpg

BigTicket
11-27-2009, 02:48 PM
*Sprays no homo spray all over the thread*

Insecure much ?

KingJay718
11-27-2009, 03:14 PM
Tyrone Hill could have made that list twice. Ricky Davis said he looks like a seal back in 2002-2003.

MeLO MvP 15
11-27-2009, 03:15 PM
im pretty sure kobe is the ugliest in all of sports....


*****waiting for kobe/lakers fans to start calling him beautiful.....

bagelred
11-27-2009, 03:18 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/08/16/rick-fox.jpg


Haha....look at this guy......just an ugly dude.........




Anyone notice that the top 5 guys are all white? Someone's afraid to call a black man ugly.......coughcoughPoliticallyCorrectcoughcough

emsteez forreal
11-27-2009, 04:25 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/08/16/rick-fox.jpg


Haha....look at this guy......just an ugly dude.........




Anyone notice that the top 5 guys are all white? Someone's afraid to call a black man ugly.......coughcoughPoliticallyCorrectcoughcough

is this whole post a joke?

15yearmagicfan
11-27-2009, 04:34 PM
http://thelakersnation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/JordanFarmar.jpg


How did THIS guy not make the list??

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/delonte_west-arton21245-240x240.jpg

15yearmagicfan
11-27-2009, 04:35 PM
is this whole post a joke?


Probably, but how many times can we recycle the same old topics to death!