The 17th Insidehoops Annual Roast of KubiliusF

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Come one and all to humiliate our dearest Lithuanian metrosexual.

We will clown him on his threadstarting, his tomfoolery, and his *******ry-personfiied character. But this is all for sh!ts and giggles, hear hear.

To start things off we will requote a quack by our beloved macmac.



You're such a poser f@ggot. Honestly, you're probably the least likeable character on ISH and you're not even a gimmick.

How are you gonna compare smoking salvia,a psychedelic that more or less lasts ten minutes as an intense mindf*ck to a night of getting drunk, usually done socially, at a bar or with friends.

I don't enjoy coffee because doing magic mushrooms before work is so much better.

I feel like crushing your skull, you bruno biitch

[endorphins]

lol the dude gets so offened if you say he isn't good looking. His self-esteem was shattered when he got rejected for beautifulpeople.com. News flash, you're average at best

[v-unit]

lol the dude gets so offened if you say he isn't good looking. His self-esteem was shattered when he got rejected for beautifulpeople.com. News flash, you're average at best

lol

Can you post his picture

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Can the motherf*cker please at least T.R.Y. to speak English? Us open-minded Americans, Brits, Canucks, and AZN's up in here took the f*cking time to learn the goddamn language to better ourselves and communicate to others, yet he speaks in broken sh!t all the f*ckin time. What makes his sorry azz think himself above the damn Worldwide Communicacion Standard.

[StroShow4]

Who's this getting roasted? I've never heard of the guy. :confusedshrug:

[johndeeregreen]

Who's this getting roasted? I've never heard of the guy. :confusedshrug:
I hate the son of a bitch. He still hasn't responded to me about how his night sleeping outside went.

[sergiorodriguez]

I think its a Lithuanian cultural thing to want to sleep outside, I knew a lithuanian dude who would go into the forest 2-3 days at a time dressed as a knight and just read communist literature, it must be cultural

[KubiliusF]

lol the dude gets so offened if you say he isn't good looking. His self-esteem was shattered when he got rejected for beautifulpeople.com. News flash, you're average at best

http://i46.tinypic.com/2rxwrqp.jpg

[RidonKs]

I don't enjoy coffee because doing magic mushrooms before work is so much better.
:oldlol:

i like macmac. i picture him as this king pimp director guy who pretty much runs all of montreal. lol

[RidonKs]

to be fair, he was blessed with all of the prototypical beauty standards.

[ZeN]

http://i46.tinypic.com/2rxwrqp.jpg


shiiiit... this is some homosexual activity... for realz..

[v-unit]

What is that KubiliusF? You upload your picture and other users rate it? Sounds kind of interesting, I could always use a self-esteem booster...Tell me about that site ya bitch

[KubiliusF]

Can the motherf*cker please at least T.R.Y. to speak English? Us open-minded Americans, Brits, Canucks, and AZN's up in here took the f*cking time to learn the goddamn language to better ourselves and communicate to others, yet he speaks in broken sh!t all the f*ckin time. What makes his sorry azz think himself above the damn Worldwide Communicacion Standard.

Is it really that bad? I dont think grammar really counts that much on internet , i mean , i know how flawed my grammar is but most of the time you get the point of what i`m saying. So its all good. isnt it

[KubiliusF]

I hate the son of a bitch. He still hasn't responded to me about how his night sleeping outside went.

Well fresh air and scenery was kinda like that http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2124/2258965323_cfe8ebe18d.jpg

Noise was kinda like http://www.store.digitalscrapbookplace.com/images/07_K_FreshNightAir.jpg

Sleep was like http://www.birdlife.org/images/sized/300/could_better.jpg.jpg

at 4:30 am was like http://www.drivenfaroff.com/wp-content/2008/07/the_morning_light.jpg

overall was like http://blog.littleoldone.com/images/meh_cat.jpg

[LevisJeans]

Is it really that bad? I dont think grammar really counts that much on internet , i mean , i know how flawed my grammar is but most of the time you get the point of what i`m saying. So its all good. isnt it

Considering that you don't live in the US, I'd say that it's fine. Unless it's your first language, which it probably isn't.

[ashar008]

If I was in prison I'd rape KubiliusF first

[ZeN]

If I was in prison I'd rape KubiliusF first
:wtf: :roll: :wtf:

[ashar008]

:wtf: :roll: :wtf:

come on you know you would too...if we were in prison right?

[endorphins]

http://i46.tinypic.com/2rxwrqp.jpg

lol like you didn't just make a thread two weeks ago talking about how sad you were that the site rejected you and how you always considered yourself good loooking :roll:

[OneMoreSucka]

The **** is beautifulpeople.com? :roll:

[BRabbiT]

...I'd rape Kubilius...

:(

[playtetris]

kubilius is so desperate for attention online because he is very socially inept offline. the furthest he's ever been with a girl is when he snuck a peek of his 2nd female cousin's boobs when she wore a white bikini during swimming. this image is forever seared into his memory, and will serve as his libido firestarter for as long as he lives.

his belief that he possesses conversational acumen is his primary downfall with women. while he is a good looking fellow, he cannot converse about anything OTHER than his appearance with women. he is basically the male equivalent of that female you know who is always fishing for compliments: "i don't think i'm very good looking... my hair is always flopping around and i occasionally get breakouts. how hot do YOU think i am? what would you rate me out of 10? wait, don't tell me! let me write down my beautifulpeople.com page for you and you can rate me there" :ohwell:

[Lamar Doom]

kubes is straight up euro-trash, he wears white jeans and diesel sneakers and has the 90's haircut. makes the same emo-mod face in all his pictures, fancies himself handsome when he's just a cookie cutter neo-nazi-looking, club-going tool.

[ALBballer]

Kubilius, I'd hit it.....

No homo.
:oldlol:

[AJ2k8]

If I was in prison I'd rape KubiliusF first


Kubilius, I'd hit it.....

I'm beginning to wonder what type of roast this is of KubiliusF:wtf:

[fiddy]

kubes is straight up euro-trash, he wears white jeans and diesel sneakers and has the 90's haircut. makes the same emo-mod face in all his pictures, fancies himself handsome when he's just a cookie cutter neo-nazi-looking, club-going tool.
Euro-trash? who the **** gave you the word?

[playtetris]

I'm beginning to wonder what type of roast this is of KubiliusF:wtf:

a spit roast :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: lolz0r :oldlol: :oldlol:

[Knicks101]

kubes is straight up euro-trash, he wears white jeans and diesel sneakers and has the 90's haircut. makes the same emo-mod face in all his pictures, fancies himself handsome when he's just a cookie cutter neo-nazi-looking, club-going tool.

Don't hate, Kublius looks like a damn movie star.

[playtetris]

We're gonna have Kubilius spinning on our ***** like a chicken on a rotisserie.

i like it... a much more witty version of my reply

[playtetris]

Don't hate, Kublius looks like a damn movie star.

(no white text)

[Heeere's Jonny!]

Kubilius is very cute and I would DEF. suck his cawk.

In other news, playTetris is also sexy, and I wouldn't mind going all the way with him. I want him to rub his beautiful eyebrows all over my nipples.:rolleyes:

[dnyk1337]

This thread was instant success.


Kubilius is very cute and I would DEF. suck his cawk.

In other news, playTetris is also sexy, and I wouldn't mind going all the way with him. I want him to rub his beautiful eyebrows all over my nipples.:rolleyes:

:roll:

[ukplayer4]

this thread is awesome :roll:

[Styles p]

wow you look like a ******. i would kill you with my bare hands if i ever met you. you ****ing ***** what a gay haircut. you look like mr rogers wearing that sweater.

[Knicks101]

wow you look like a movie star. i would kill anyone just so i could look like you just for one day. you ****ing dreamboat what a great haircut. you look like brad pitt wearing that sweater.

Fixed

[JtotheIzzo]

once he turned,13 Kubilius became a 'tour guide' for middle aged men who visited his country. extra dollars were earned for services rendered.

[halffttime]

i just whacked off to kubilius picture with clair de lune playing in the background

[v-unit]

Kubilius...u didn't call me back yet? i thought there was a connection. lets hang out again sometime!!

[LilKateMoss]

Kubilius used to play tea party with his sister's dolls until he was told it was gay. From that moment on, he played tea party with his own dolls.

[halffttime]

I just whacked of to Kubilius listening to MMMBop by Hanson, and yes, I'm dead serious.
not gonna lie, i have that song on my ipod.. look the lyrics up, pretty deep... (serious)

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Kubilius, kindly provide us with some detaisl about your life (aside from the property loss) and we'll be sure to hit you up with better things :)

[nash4eva!gosuns]

YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


but this **** is funny.

Personally...Kubilius....You're good looking...for a straight guy. I've got so many gay friends that could make you look like Rosie O'Donnell in a crowd of Portia Di Rossi though.

That is...assuming you're straight. If you're gay, You're average. at best.
:confusedshrug:

and to whoever said he would kill someone with his bare hands for being gay...it's okay. come out of the closet already.

I mean...is there a more idiotic way to project your shortcomings and insecurities? Really?

[AtomSmasher]

Kublius - Me and the homies would run a serious train on your aryan a$$. you seem sweet so I'd be sure to be gentle but I don't think the homies would be quite as kind. If you ever come to the states I'd put your **** flower to work. I'd make a dime or two off you too...believe that.

I read on your beautifulpeople profile that your buthole is pesto flavored - My favorite!

[playtetris]

In other news, playTetris is also sexy, and I wouldn't mind going all the way with him. I want him to rub his beautiful eyebrows all over my nipples.:rolleyes:

:wtf:

how the hell did i miss this response? :oldlol: p.s. i'm kinky like that... call me.




YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


but this **** is funny.

Personally...Kubilius....You're good looking...for a straight guy. I've got so many gay friends that could make you look like Rosie O'Donnell in a crowd of Portia Di Rossi though.

That is...assuming you're straight. If you're gay, You're average. at best.
:confusedshrug:

and to whoever said he would kill someone with his bare hands for being gay...it's okay. come out of the closet already.

I mean...is there a more idiotic way to project your shortcomings and insecurities? Really?

out of all the beautiful lesbian females to choose from, you chose portia de rossi? i'm a fricken aussie and i don't think she's spectacular.

[nash4eva!gosuns]

:wtf:

how the hell did i miss this response? :oldlol: p.s. i'm kinky like that... call me.





out of all the beautiful lesbian females to choose from, you chose portia de rossi? i'm a fricken aussie and i don't think she's spectacular.

I think she's fine. Besides. it's comparing to ROSIE ODONNELL? are you saying you'd pick Rosie over Portia?
Or that Portia isnt 10000 times better looking than Rosie? :ohwell:

just out of curiosity though, who would YOU pick?

[playtetris]

I think she's fine. Besides. it's comparing to ROSIE ODONNELL? are you saying you'd pick Rosie over Portia?
Or that Portia isnt 10000 times better looking than Rosie? :ohwell:

just out of curiosity though, who would YOU pick?

hahaha
between portia and rosie, i go with portia obviously.

i would've picked (and would've assumed you would've picked) virtually every chick off the l word ahead of her though :lol

i recently read that the chick from top gun is also a dyke

[AtomSmasher]

hahaha
between portia and rosie, i go with portia obviously.

i would've picked (and would've assumed you would've picked) virtually every chick off the l word ahead of her though :lol

i recently read that the chick from top gun is also a dyke
Kelly Mcgillis?

I've met her quite a few times in Key West.

It's amazing how much she's aged. Cool chick though, owns a few restaurants down there.

[playtetris]

Tom Cruise? Yeah, I heard that as well.

:oldlol:

you know, i have heard from several people down here - people that would know - that while tom was engaged to nicole kidman he hooked up with the (male) organiser of the eminent sydney short film festival. it would not surprise me at all.

@ marlo - yeah, kelly mcgillis

[AtomSmasher]

:oldlol:

you know, i have heard from several people down here - people that would know - that while tom was engaged to nicole kidman he hooked up with the (male) organiser of the eminent sydney short film festival. it would not surprise me at all.

@ marlo - yeah, kelly mcgillis
From what I understand it's well known amongst industry folks that both Tom Cruise and John Travolta are confirmed homosexuals.

[nash4eva!gosuns]

hahaha
between portia and rosie, i go with portia obviously.

i would've picked (and would've assumed you would've picked) virtually every chick off the l word ahead of her though :lol

i recently read that the chick from top gun is also a dyke

honestly...from the L word...I only drool over Kate Moennig....AKA SHANE...http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s294/russell_smith93/smilies/not-tagged-smiley-11578.gif

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CVY9DTB5V-8/SW6fchQ8DVI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/LtJKmu5bpV8/s400/Kate_Moennig_67.jpg
and I love Kim Stolz
From Americas Next Top Model

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn6/Simon_Nyssa/photograohy/kim_stolz.jpg

but my girls are not girly so you guys wouldnt agree....

[playtetris]

but my girls are not girly so you guys wouldnt agree....

honestly, i wouldn't kick either of those chicks out of bed for farting :oldlol:

[nash4eva!gosuns]

honestly, i wouldn't kick either of those chicks out of bed for farting :oldlol:

No but they wouldnt even let you in the bed for having a d!ck. :roll:

me on the other hand....

no pun intended...

[playtetris]

From what I understand it's well known amongst industry folks that both Tom Cruise and John Travolta are confirmed homosexuals.

really? travolta? we should create a conspiracy theory about scientology and homosexuality. :oldlol:

but yeah, tom cruise DEFINITELY hooked up with this dude. it was at a party - nicole was also present at the same do hahaha - in front of more than 50 people, albeit a decade or so ago. my ex gf's parents work in the industry, were at the party and saw it first hand

[Knicks101]

really? travolta? we should create a conspiracy theory about scientology and homosexuality. :oldlol:


You don't need to. Scientology is supposed to "cure" homosexuality.

[rufuspaul]

but yeah, tom cruise DEFINITELY hooked up with this dude.

You know Katie Holmes basically looks like a boy with boobs.

[dnyk1337]

No but they wouldnt even let you in the bed for having a d!ck. :roll:

What's with homosexuals flaunting their sexuality, and yelling about their hard to get pvssy/dick to straight people? Just found it funny how a lot of gays like to tell the opposite sex that they wouldn't have a chance.

Well, obviously they wouldn't have a chance. You like your own sex! No need to talk about it 24/7. God some gay people are annoying.

Not saying you, but speaking about others in general.

[halffttime]

really? travolta? we should create a conspiracy theory about scientology and homosexuality. :oldlol:

but yeah, tom cruise DEFINITELY hooked up with this dude. it was at a party - nicole was also present at the same do hahaha - in front of more than 50 people, albeit a decade or so ago. my ex gf's parents work in the industry, were at the party and saw it first hand
it's widely confirmed in hollywood, richard gere's done some freaky homo sh!t in the past. there was this party where he passed out and they had to call the ambulance, paramedics had to pump out ounces of fluid to revive him..

































fluid as in semen

[ALBballer]

I like Kubilius. Kinda looks like the European Version of Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry."

[nash4eva!gosuns]

What's with homosexuals flaunting their sexuality, and yelling about their hard to get pvssy/dick to straight people? Just found it funny how a lot of gays like to tell the opposite sex that they wouldn't have a chance.

Well, obviously they wouldn't have a chance. You like your own sex! No need to talk about it 24/7. God some gay people are annoying.

Not saying you, but speaking about others in general.

it's because it's fun. Most gay people are freaking GORGEOUS or at least average... (there are some sh!t ugly ones I know...but...not everyone is gifted) and like to brag like Kubilius. :oldlol:


P.S. maybe you just pay attention to it to much. Dont let it annoy you, unless it concerns you. And if it concerns you, try to talk about it, not rant. or you will end up being called a bigot or a gay-hater or something...

some advice. keep you outta trouble..

[phoenix18]

No but they wouldnt even let you in the bed for having a d!ck. :roll:


What if I tuck it in?

[nash4eva!gosuns]

What if I tuck it in?
how bout you cut it off? ;)

or you can switch Kim Stolz for KubiliusF. They sorta look alike.

[LJJ]

Damn, that nash4eva is a total bigot.

[nash4eva!gosuns]

Damn, that nash4eva is a total bigot.


Yep.

[sergiorodriguez]

it's because it's fun. Most gay people are freaking GORGEOUS or at least average...
hmm i dont know many gay dudes, but all the lesbos i have ever met around here are fat ugly mexicans, never met a hot lesbo in real life, and it's LA i thought there should be many

[nash4eva!gosuns]

hmm i dont know many gay dudes, but all the lesbos i have ever met around here are fat ugly mexicans, never met a hot lesbo in real life, and it's LA i thought there should be many


You don't know the right people.

There are, like i said some sh*t ugly gay people around. Some of those fat chicks would probably be average if they hit the treadmill...
I dont have too many gay friends...but all the gay dudes I know have some AMAZING bodies and cute faces

and same with the girls...they are mostly boyish so IDK what you guys would consider them but they are SEX-Y.

The few femme lesbians I know are great. Lemme see if I can find an anonymous pic.

Edit: This is my friend Gloria. These are myspace pics but she has various ones. Lemme get a couple more. She really is that gorgeous in real life btw. Only thing wrong with her is she's a straight up bonehead.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/91/l_e17776e4795845a78cfed80a39bb0b3c.jpg

P.s. she's not pouting. those are her lips. and she recently got braces so it's like...double exaggeration.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/20/l_25af2e967733480d97697ffb2a19cc62.jpg

[sergiorodriguez]

You don't know the right people.

There are, like i said some sh*t ugly gay people around. Some of those fat chicks would probably be average if they hit the treadmill...
I dont have too many gay friends...but all the gay dudes I know have some AMAZING bodies and cute faces

and same with the girls...they are mostly boyish so IDK what you guys would consider them but they are SEX-Y.

The few femme lesbians I know are great. Lemme see if I can find an anonymous pic.

Edit: This is my friend Gloria. These are myspace pics but she has various ones. Lemme get a couple more. She really is that gorgeous in real life btw. Only thing wrong with her is she's a straight up bonehead.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/91/l_e17776e4795845a78cfed80a39bb0b3c.jpg

P.s. she's not pouting. those are her lips. and she recently got braces so it's like...double exaggeration.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/20/l_25af2e967733480d97697ffb2a19cc62.jpg
did u tap?

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

Don't hate, Kublius looks like a damn butterfly.

fixed

[v-unit]

PAHAHAHA "Most gay people are freaking GORGEOUS or at least average"

..haha...hahaaaa...hahahhHAAHHAHAHAA

[Brujesino]

PAHAHAHA "Most gay people are freaking GORGEOUS or at least average"

..haha...hahaaaa...hahahhHAAHHAHAHAA
seriously :lol most lesbos are ugly


nash 4 eva that chick you posted isnt goregeous

[sergiorodriguez]

seriously :lol most lesbos are ugly


nash 4 eva that chick you posted isnt goregeous
she looks like every emo mexican girl ive ever scene at middle school sadly.

Kristianna Lokken, the terminator in T3 is a lesbo and pretty hot but i think she's the one exception

http://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/kristianna.jpg

[IlliniFan]

seriously :lol most lesbos are ugly


nash 4 eva that chick you posted isnt goregeous
seriously..her lips freak me out..

[phoenix18]

seriously..her lips freak me out..
It looks like she just escaped from Ike.

[BRabbiT]

You don't know the right people.

you could say that about straight people ("you don't know the right people").

most people aren't attractive. if they were, looking good wouldn't be as big a deal as people make it. hanging out w/attractive people doesn't really mean that most people aren't busted...it just means you mix w/the minority.

most of the gay girls i've met are average. but take that w/a grain of salt.



seriously..her lips freak me out..

:D





http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/91/l_e17776e4795845a78cfed80a39bb0b3c.jpg


http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/20/l_25af2e967733480d97697ffb2a19cc62.jpg[/QUOTE]



c'mon, those lips must make her partners very happy :cheers:

[Brujesino]

she looks like every emo mexican girl ive ever scene at middle school sadly.

Kristianna Lokken, the terminator in T3 is a lesbo and pretty hot but i think she's the one exception

http://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/kristianna.jpg


ya this chick is hot

[Brujesino]

c'mon, those lips must make her partners very happy :cheers:

shes a lez so i dont think so

the things she can do as straight girl with those lips>>>>>things she does as a lez with those lips

[nash4eva!gosuns]

shes a lez so i dont think so

the things she can do as straight girl with those lips>>>>>things she does as a lez with those lips


yeah that's what you would think...

and no...i didnt bang her. She's not my type.

[sergiorodriguez]

yeah that's what you would think...

and no...i didnt bang her. She's not my type.
Do you feel as though you have the ability to convert straight girls? I feel like many lesbians have this unique ability.

[nash4eva!gosuns]

Do you feel as though you have the ability to convert straight girls? I feel like many lesbians have this unique ability.


No. I feel like I have a good gaydar and can tell what girls WOULD try.

I think that's the unique ability you're talking about.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

Do you feel as though you have the ability to convert straight girls? I feel like many lesbians have this unique ability.

i know a lesbian that turned some chick that was straight for like 25 years into a lesbo. pretty remarkable if your ask me.

[v-unit]

Love those lips...

http://woodenspears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/angelina-jolie-pout1.jpg

How can you not like that

[rufuspaul]

i know a lesbian that turned some chick that was straight for like 25 years into a lesbo. pretty remarkable if your ask me.

Every girl has an inner lesbian just waiting to come out.:oldlol:

[playtetris]

shes a lez so i dont think so

the things she can do as straight girl with those lips>>>>>things she does as a lez with those lips

you must not give good cunninlingus :oldlol:

[Brujesino]

you must not give good cunninlingus :oldlol:


iam not gonna lie i have no idea what that means

so you probably right?:confusedshrug:

[OneMoreSucka]

He meant cunnilingus, and it's the technical term for going down on a girl.

[Brujesino]

He meant cunnilingus, and it's the technical term for going down on a girl.
oh ok

well what i said was true if she was straight those lips would do her much better suckin some d1ck then eating out some pu$$y

[BRabbiT]

oh ok

well what i said was true if she was straight those lips would do her much better suckin some d1ck then eating out some pu$$y


do you kiss a woman more w/your lips or your w/your tongue? same goes for pu$$y. :confusedshrug:

[v-unit]

Most embarrasing thing ever was when I first went down on a girl. LITERALLY as bad as it could have been.

I was doing it before I even got sexually active I was so out of place, I don't even think I watched enough porn to get practice. I went down there and pretty much twisted and shook my face right ABOVE where I was supposed to be doing damage. I didn't even get my fingers involved, I was just there as if I was blowing my nose on her skin. Just rubbing my face in it furiously.

SO embarrasing

[nash4eva!gosuns]

Most embarrasing thing ever was when I first went down on a girl. LITERALLY as bad as it could have been.

I was doing it before I even got sexually active I was so out of place, I don't even think I watched enough porn to get practice. I went down there and pretty much twisted and shook my face right ABOVE where I was supposed to be doing damage. I didn't even get my fingers involved, I was just there as if I was blowing my nose on her skin. Just rubbing my face in it furiously.

SO embarrasing


smh. She was probably giggling.
Please tell me you never saw her again after that.

[sergiorodriguez]

Most embarrasing thing ever was when I first went down on a girl. LITERALLY as bad as it could have been.

I was doing it before I even got sexually active I was so out of place, I don't even think I watched enough porn to get practice. I went down there and pretty much twisted and shook my face right ABOVE where I was supposed to be doing damage. I didn't even get my fingers involved, I was just there as if I was blowing my nose on her skin. Just rubbing my face in it furiously.

SO embarrasing
sadly, eating ***** is probably the only thing in my life i have ever had natural talent for. I wish it was basketball instead :(

[v-unit]

smh. She was probably giggling.
Please tell me you never saw her again after that.

I'd rather show my whole school my 9 incher. (Would do it for fun actually..)

Not only did I not see her again I dissassociated myself from that crew and made sure there was no way that history could catch up to me. Left the area, switched schools, stopped talking to them...All that.

[BRabbiT]

...I was just there as if I was blowing my nose on her skin. Just rubbing my face in it furiously.

SO embarrasing


:roll: :roll: :roll:

[v-unit]

sadly, eating ***** is probably the only thing in my life i have ever had natural talent for. I wish it was basketball instead :(

Would be nice to have that technique...Being good at basketball isn't that nice when you realize you could lose it all in a freak injury (broken wrist anyone?)

[sergiorodriguez]

Would be nice to have that technique...Being good at basketball isn't that nice when you realize you could lose it all in a freak injury (broken wrist anyone?)
eating ***** isn't exactly the most pleasant thing in the world though:roll:

it's kind of like being naturally talented as a garbage man or toilet scrubber, being really good at an unpleasant task

[v-unit]

eating ***** isn't exactly the most pleasant thing in the world though:roll:

it's kind of like being naturally talented as a garbage man or toilet scrubber, being really good at an unpleasant task

It would be legit for a girlfriend though. I imagine going down on them and doing a good job would relinquish any anger they felt 5 minutes before...?

[sergiorodriguez]

It would be legit for a girlfriend though. I imagine going down on them and doing a good job would relinquish any anger they felt 5 minutes before...?
well you know how im pretty dickish on this site generally, well, im dickish in real life as well a little bit but yeh teh girlfriends doesnt really get mad at me ever, even though im not the nicest person in the world and when she does say something mean or begins to start a fight with me she always begs me to forgive her 5 minutes later, so maybe that is one of the perks lol

[OneMoreSucka]

eating ***** isn't exactly the most pleasant thing in the world though:roll:
Speak for yourself. Not my fault you're going down on scallywags.

[DustBytes]

haha, nothing funnier than a bunch of n!ggers going after a white, even if he is a male. Funny thing is no one ever criticizes their space-ship noses and peacock bass lips.

[sergiorodriguez]

haha, nothing funnier than a bunch of n!ggers going after a white, even if he is a male. Funny thing is no one ever criticizes their space-ship noses and peacock bass lips.
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
shit just got real

[nash4eva!gosuns]

haha, nothing funnier than a bunch of n!ggers going after a white, even if he is a male. Funny thing is no one ever criticizes their space-ship noses and peacock bass lips.


:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

What the hell is this dude talking about?

:confusedshrug:

[macmac]

How out of touch with reality does this kid have to be to think consistently putting up his poser pre-teen looking mug as an avatar on a basketball message board full of dudes is a solid idea...Sure, we all post our pics here and there to give each other a better idea of the person behind the handle, but his f@ggotry is unrivaled...

Every time i see a post of his I anticipate garbage and i am not disappointed. To make things slightly less annoying, I visualize that exchange student from Yakestonia (on that show Doug) posting, and it gives me a mental chuckle

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/-Y-rWfRsOTQ/default.jpg

On a related note, only a thread about Kubilius can turn into a full fledged discourse on lesbianism, and that's because he's an asexual metrofag

Cheers to you Kubilius,
Keep clinging to the volatile notion that your self-proclaimed good looks make you even remotely significant in life, you yodeling persona-less sheep

[AtomSmasher]

How out of touch with reality does this kid have to be to think consistently putting up his poser pre-teen looking mug as an avatar on a basketball message board full of dudes is a solid idea...Sure, we all post our pics here and there to give each other a better idea of the person behind the handle, but his f@ggotry is unrivaled...

Every time i see a post of his I anticipate garbage and i am not disappointed. To make things slightly less annoying, I visualize that exchange student from Yakestonia (on that show Doug) posting, and it gives me a mental chuckle

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/-Y-rWfRsOTQ/default.jpg

On a related note, only a thread about Kubilius can turn into a full fledged discourse on lesbianism, and that's because he's an asexual metrofag

Cheers to you Kubilius,
Keep clinging to the volatile notion that your self-proclaimed good looks make you even remotely significant in life, you yodeling persona-less sheep
haha brilliant

[DonDadda59]

How out of touch with reality does this kid have to be to think consistently putting up his poser pre-teen looking mug as an avatar on a basketball message board full of dudes is a solid idea...Sure, we all post our pics here and there to give each other a better idea of the person behind the handle, but his f@ggotry is unrivaled...

Every time i see a post of his I anticipate garbage and i am not disappointed. To make things slightly less annoying, I visualize that exchange student from Yakestonia (on that show Doug) posting, and it gives me a mental chuckle

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/-Y-rWfRsOTQ/default.jpg

On a related note, only a thread about Kubilius can turn into a full fledged discourse on lesbianism, and that's because he's an asexual metrofag

Cheers to you Kubilius,
Keep clinging to the volatile notion that your self-proclaimed good looks make you even remotely significant in life, you yodeling persona-less sheep

Pugilistic Linguistics :applause:

And what's with all this pu$$y licking nonsense? Wasted energy. Nothing skilled fingers can't take care of :pimp:

[sergiorodriguez]

Kubilius wut up dawg

[I am that I am]

Where is Kubilius and greatgreg!

And I can't believe you homos drove away the awesome hot lesbian who loved talking about ***** and always posted pics of friends she wanted to bang away! She was the best thing that ever happened to ISH AND YOU MADE HER LEAVE!!!

[playtetris]

Pugilistic Linguistics :applause:

And what's with all this pu$$y licking nonsense? Wasted energy. Nothing skilled fingers can't take care of :pimp:

:eek:

do you prefer to be beaten off, or given head? same goes for females. you can do the job with fingers if you wanna be perfunctory, but using your tongue/lips takes you to the next level

[ZeN]

Where is Kubilius and greatgreg!




They are dead.. their bodies are decomposing in my backyard.. along with supersmashbros..

[TennesseeFan]

bump

[Legend of Josh]

kubes is straight up euro-trash, he wears white jeans and diesel sneakers and has the 90's haircut. makes the same emo-mod face in all his pictures, fancies himself handsome when he's just a cookie cutter neo-nazi-looking, club-going tool.


hAHA... wow. I read this and right away picked up on LD's envy of not being as blessed with a better 'Hollywood' face he was given from the man upstairs. And yes, that statement is 99.8% accurate. LD butthurt b/c he's growing older... and older... and older... and still... (shocker huh) can't seem to make his way into the 'promised land' that is HOLLYWOOD!!!

I think it's about time you humble yourself and realize you're not going to be a star, nor a writer, director, or LA elite DJ or up and coming underground rap artist.

It's called 'the real world' ... you should try it sometime.