Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA

[Quizno]

http://www.indolentindio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/magikarp.gif

"Splash Tyson, splash!"

okay, i don't think i've ever made a rage thread before, but having not missed a single bobcats game this entire season (with the exception of the cavs game, unfortunately), i've come to the conclusion that tyson chandler is near useless. seriously, what is this guy's deal? i'd never really seen him play for the hornets and only heard good things about him, and he comes to the bobcats and can't do a damn thing.

really, whenever we feed this guy in the post, he either walks with it or turns it over. he doesn't even dribble. ever. he's so bad that he can't manage to get a shot off when he gets the ball down low, and if by some off chance he does, his touch is so bad the ball goes flying off the glass faster than an illegal alien running from la migra.

on top of that, he has one of the lowest basketball IQs i've ever witnessed. he constantly commits 3 seconds in the key (both offensive and defensive) and can't catch passes. he sets illegal picks and never seems to learn from his mistakes.

the only thing i really knew about tyson before coming to the cats was that he can jump. and that's true, he can. he does rebound decently, but there are a ton of better rebounders in the nba (including his teammate who's about 5 or 6 inches shorter than him, gerald wallace). he can dunk pretty well, but he's rarely in the position where he's able to do so, and even then he'll rarely catch the pass. hell, tonight against the jazz he literally missed a wide open dunk.

as a 'cats fan, it's pretty infuriating considering we got rid of emeka for him. emeka's not the best, but he's a solid defender and has a pretty damn good offensive arsenal. i'd say we should trade tyson for someone else, anyone else, but i doubt any teams would be willing to pick him up. i genuinely hope this guy gets injured and nazr eats all his minutes, the team performs way better with him in the lineup. **** you, tyson.

would any team realistically be willing to pick up tyson's contract?

[oh the horror]

I think a player like Chandler would only succeed around a PG that can dish to him in the right moments. He cannot create his own offense for anything.

[Showtime]

The people who said Chandler was an all star level center with the hornets never watched him play. When I said he has zero offensive ability, I wasn't kidding.

Instead of talking about what he can't do, it's a shorter list to talk about what he can do (when totally healthy):

He can defend the pick and roll pretty well. He's a pretty good 1-on-1 post defender, but has a tendency to get in foul trouble which negates that. He is pretty good at tipping in missed shots, but not a dominant offensive rebounder. He can run the floor well and jump high for a guy his size, which means he can catch and finish lobs. But other than that, he has ZERO ability to create a shot and finish. He can't shoot, and that includes FT's. So basically, if he's not finishing lobs or easy putbacks, he's relegated to setting picks on offense.

[HylianNightmare]

So you just wait for him to evolve into a bad azz gyrados

[StroShow4]

So you just wait for him to evolve into a bad azz gyrados

:oldlol:

[brantonli]

So you just wait for him to evolve into a bad azz gyrados

Bulls hoped he would evolve.
Horrnets thought he had evolved.
Bobcats knows he has devolved.

[Diesel J]

The funny thing is I remember him hitting jumpers with ease when he was a rookie on the bulls.:lol

[Quizno]

So you just wait for him to evolve into a bad azz gyrados
:oldlol:

he gets into too much foul trouble to get any exp

[AJ2k8]

So you just wait for him to evolve into a bad azz gyrados
:lol

[HylianNightmare]

:oldlol:

he gets into too much foul trouble to get any exp

:lol

[big baller]

So you just wait for him to evolve into a bad azz gyrados


:applause:

[White Chocolate]

As another posted stated, he's only a notch above Ben Wallace at the offensive end. He can score if playing with a great PG, but if not, he's useless. He can rebound and block shots, but he's very foul prone. Not a guy you want.

[FindingTim]

love this thread. everything about it. might have to start using 'magikarp' as an adjective for anything bland, simple, or one dimensional. thank you for the inspiration.

[big baller]

As another posted stated, he's only a notch above Ben Wallace at the offensive end. He can score if playing with a great PG, but if not, he's useless. He can rebound and block shots, but he's very foul prone. Not a guy you want.


Except Big Ben >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TC


Because Ben Wallace is the Garydose of TC's Magikarp :pimp:

[OneMoreSucka]

I always saw Chandler more as Wobbuffet more than anything.

[Quizno]

I always saw Chandler more as Wobbuffet more than anything.
wobbufet at least occasionally ****s stuff up though. tyson just splashes around the key until he fouls someone, then throws his hands up in the air like he can do no wrong

[Showtime]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!

[icemanfan]

too many coaches over his career so now he is unsure of what to do. I would expect him to do well with a guy like Brown if they stick together. I would love to have him on the Spurs but he makes way too much $$$.

[Quizno]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!
:roll:

[FindingTim]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!

:bowdown:

best. post. ever.

[AERIALZ666]

now I know ISH is full of kids

[brantonli]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!

If I can rep you, i would :lol :lol

[HighFlyer23]

kobe is mewtwo

[Brujesino]

kobe is mewtwo
your ruining the thread dumbass

[OneMoreSucka]

now I know ISH is full of kids
Everyone played pokemon back in the day, give me a break.

[kmartshopper]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!

literally :roll:

[ukballer]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[Big One]

now I know ISH is full of kids

leave the site then and talk with grown ups- u wont be missed

[Clocian-IGN]

epic thread. :roll:

[flipogb]

now I know ISH is full of kids
maybe you are just to old, people int their 20s played Pokemon when they were around 10 yrs old

[sipitri]

[HAWSKFAN]
http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq61/rverdelli/Trade.png

With Bosh resigning i could see this work. Raptors get a defensive center who can play with CB4 and dump Banks ugly contract.
Charlotte get a center\pf how can score and shoot the 3s.
Maybe Charlotte throws in a pick.

[/HAWKSFAN]

[WhySoInsecure?]

I came into this thread just to find out what a magikrap is.

[boozehound]

hes always been a terrible offensive player (bulls used to sub him and curry as D and O dictated) but a very solid defender. Seems down this year based on stats (only seen 1 beebcat game), and that may be due to his injury that nixed the OKC trade still hindering him or LB not using him properly. Hes a decent man defender, great help defender and solid rebounder. but thats it.

[Maniak]

Bring him to the Suns. Although his contract could create a problem

[The Ownage]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Dresta]

Tyson uses Splash

it has no effect

[Rockets(T-mac)]

So you just wait for him to evolve into a bad azz gyrados


[/U]]A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!

Posts of the day!!:applause:

:roll::roll::roll:

[RaceBannana]

feel bad for him.... i read he worked hard for this season,.

[bagelred]

http://i46.tinypic.com/2tlb4.jpg

[OneMoreSucka]

Curry = Lickitung

http://pokelibrary.com/images/pokemon/lickitung.jpg

[Knicks101]

Everyone played pokemon back in the day, give me a break.

:lol That guy was only 23. Trying to act like he didn't play Pokemon.

Anyways, if Chandler is Magikarp then Adam Morrisson is Metapod. That mother****er did nothing.

[qrich]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4986/406919-143snorlax_large.png

[Rockets(T-mac)]

Curry = Lickitung

http://pokelibrary.com/images/pokemon/lickitung.jpg
:roll: Perfect

And Curry can't be Snorlax, Snorlax is actually sick.

[Quizno]

[HAWSKFAN]
http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq61/rverdelli/Trade.png

With Bosh resigning i could see this work. Raptors get a defensive center who can play with CB4 and dump Banks ugly contract.
Charlotte get a center\pf how can score and shoot the 3s.
Maybe Charlotte throws in a pick.

[/HAWKSFAN]
i would be so down with that. let's make it happen, FO

[Nezty]

Don't they lay golden eggs?

[Beebo]

5 star thread! :applause:

[bagelred]

LOL....this thread is awesome.....hahahaha




What's a pokeman? :confusedshrug:

[OneMoreSucka]

This thread inspired me to download a gameboy emulator and pokemon blue. Already got a level 19 Charmeleon bitches :rockon:

[Knicks101]

This thread inspired me to download a gameboy emulator and pokemon blue. Already got a level 19 Charmeleon bitches :rockon:

Psssh, I'll just break out the real thing. Come over right now, we can play Pokemon Stadium son. I have Popeye's in my fridge. No joke.

[Knicks101]

Are you rich? I've always wanted a rich friend to leech off of. What subway line do I use to get to you? Dressing as I type.

The 7, come on over. We'll make it a party.

[noob cake]

I always saw Chandler more as Wobbuffet more than anything.

Sir, You are confused.

In competitive battling, Wobbuffet is uber, as in he is practically broken. Gyarados is overused, as is Snorlax (ie they are very solid pokemons).

[OneMoreSucka]

The 7, come on over. We'll make it a party.
Man it takes me like a half hour just to transfer to the 7. Just UPS the popeyes to me and we can webcam as we both play.

[Showtime]

I'll bring the Kool-Aid and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air DVD box-set.
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8085/carlton.gif

[ConanRulesNBC]

He was only good on the Hornets because of Chris Paul. He was terrible on the Bulls and it's not surprising he's terrible now without Paul.

[GreatGreg]

Sir, You are confused.

In competitive battling, Wobbuffet is uber, as in he is practically broken. Gyarados is overused, as is Snorlax (ie they are very solid pokemons).
:applause:

Are you aware of a site called smogon?

[kurple]

He was only good on the Hornets because of Chris Paul. He was terrible on the Bulls and it's not surprising he's terrible now without Paul.

Hornets collapsed without him, maybe Tyson was the real MVP on the Hornets

[HylianNightmare]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!


you sir are a winner

[nestea()]

I think Tyson got your message. He a great game tonight. 13 points and 14 boards.

[gasolina]

:lol That guy was only 23. Trying to act like he didn't play Pokemon.

Anyways, if Chandler is Magikarp then Adam Morrisson is Metapod. That mother****er did nothing.

I remember on the first pokemon on gameboy.

"Yes, a metapod! Free experience points!"

[triangleoffense]

Kobe =

http://blastoise.punt.nl/upload/blastoise_trading_card.jpghttp://www.insidehoops.com/forum/images/buttons/edit.gif (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/editpost.php?do=editpost&p=3788083)

Lebron =
http://petekun.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cd.promo.lb.venasaur.jpg




Wade =
http://www.scs.uiuc.edu/suslick/pokemon/charizard.jpg

Phil Jackson =

http://matthewmendoza.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/116-professor-oak.jpg

Mike Brown =
http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/010/425Pokemon_Mewtwo_Holofoil_Trading_Card_%5BFree_Sh ipping%5D.jpg

[ALBballer]

LOL this thread is awesome.
:oldlol:

[HylianNightmare]

http://www.happychild.org.uk/Webimage/machamp.jpg

dwight howard.

really strong but outside of being able to learn strength pretty much useless

[HylianNightmare]

Seismic Toss is pretty useful if you're playing Spain National Team.


:roll:

[Lebron23]

Zydrunas Ilgauskas for Tyson Chandler.

[StroShow4]

Magikarp was caught in 2001 by James from Team Rocket on the second try. James traded it to Jesse for sex. Jesse was a horrible trainer and Magikarp never did anything, so she traded it to Ash Ketchum in 2006. After a pretty successful tenure with Ash, he was traded to Misty in 2009.

Ash never develops his Pokemon. He uses them and drops them later for fresher ones, so Magikarp never had a chance to evolve.

So far, Misty has proven to be an idiot, but there's still a bright future for an up-and-coming Magikarp.

wasnt funny

I disagree with the white text. I lol'd. :oldlol:

[triangleoffense]

Zydrunas Ilgauskas for Tyson Chandler.

Sad how Cavs fans would let their most recognizable franchise player go for any versatile 6'10+ PF/C. You guys should be more focused on getting whatever you can at this point for Shaq.

[Swaggin916]

Shaquille O'neal

http://i46.tinypic.com/2weaxqb.jpg

About the same height and weight too...

[Clocian-IGN]

Earl Boykins is Diglett

http://pokebeach.com/scans/base-set-2/71-diglett.jpg

[triangleoffense]

Stan Van Gundy!

http://www.virtualgulfcoast.com/pokemon/images/electrode.gif

[Disaprine]

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/465/57261-5f4eceb73c0d23d3004ba6ae4a367408_super.jpg

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/156/41645-pikaman1_super.jpg

[Quizno]

:oldlol:

some of these comparisons are spot on

[Clocian-IGN]

Stan Van Gundy!

http://www.virtualgulfcoast.com/pokemon/images/electrode.gif

:roll:

[Clocian-IGN]

Ron Artest?

http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/cards/pl/big/pl_129_hitmonchan.jpg

[clayton]

I've found Bruce Bowen:
http://www.happychild.org.uk/Webimage/hitmonlee.jpg

[AJ2k8]

I've found Bruce Bowen:
http://www.happychild.org.uk/Webimage/hitmonlee.jpg
:roll: :oldlol: :roll: :applause:

This thread is gold!:cheers:

[Disaprine]

I've found Bruce Bowen:
http://www.happychild.org.uk/Webimage/hitmonlee.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[HylianNightmare]

http://www.jlcauvin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/finals11tlpc_300a.jpg
=

http://www.x-entertainment.com/updates/pics/shrek2/jynx.jpg

[Clocian-IGN]

http://www.jlcauvin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/finals11tlpc_300a.jpg
=

http://www.x-entertainment.com/updates/pics/shrek2/jynx.jpg


:roll: jynx

[Brujesino]

:oldlol: @vujacic

[StroShow4]

:oldlol: :roll: @ Bowen and Vujacic.

[StroShow4]

http://pokedream.com/pokerep/images/sugimori/110.jpg

=

http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2008/09/18/dallas.jpg

:confusedshrug:

[Dave3]

Mike Brown =
http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/010/425Pokemon_Mewtwo_Holofoil_Trading_Card_%5BFree_Sh ipping%5D.jpg
How the hell is Mike Brown Mewtwo? If anything he's closer to this:
http://www.math.miami.edu/~jam/azure/pokedex/species/looky/mugshots/096.gif

[Quizno]

damn, judging from that card triangle posted, mewtwo has a pretty damn good basketball build

6'7, 269

lebron-esque!

[brantonli]

http://pokedream.com/pokerep/images/sugimori/110.jpg

=

http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2008/09/18/dallas.jpg

:confusedshrug:


I think you mean:


http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2008/09/18/dallas.jpg
=
http://jennifermorrill.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/puff-the-magic-dragon.jpg

[Rockets(T-mac)]

OMG!!!:roll::roll::roll:

Thread of the year candidate. :applause:

[kaiteng]

How the hell is Mike Brown Mewtwo? If anything he's closer to this:
http://www.math.miami.edu/~jam/azure/pokedex/species/looky/mugshots/096.gif
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Yung D-Will]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!

Idk why just felt like bumping the godliest post D=

[highwhey]

he has no offense. i use to like him a lot but hes disapointed me. he had it good with cp3 spoon feeding him. get him to phx, nash will gag him lol. we could use a c that can defend.

[highwhey]

this thread is win!!!! rofl

[VishaltotheG]

Deron Williams

http://n64media.ign.com/media/previews/image/pokemonsnapeleboo.jpg

Derrick Rose

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/SutekiMitsukai/Render/magmar.png

[Skyscraper]

Everyone played pokemon back in the day, give me a break.


Wobbuffet is Generation 2 and indicates you've played the game more than when it "first came out."

anyway I had to check that Pokemon up at bulbapedia.

Did u know there are like 500 of them now?

[Kellogs4toniee]

http://northstationsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/kevin-garnett-screaming.jpg

IS

http://students.ou.edu/F/Matthew.W.Fenwick-1/charizard.gif

[Skyscraper]

http://northstationsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/kevin-garnett-screaming.jpg

IS




http://uncg.hvzsource.com/pics/Jigglypuff_HHardin.jpg

More accurate

[ProfessorMurder]

I think about this thread once in a while, and I laugh.

[IamSofaKing]

Chris Bosh:

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/gfx/bosh-raptors.jpg

Tropius:

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s211/narufanx/tropius.jpg

[lilkobe]

Atleast Magikarp turns in to Garidos at level 20

[Skyscraper]

Atleast Magikarp turns in to Garidos at level 20


who only knows Splash Tackle and Bite

He'll never learn the equivalent of water attacks (good footwork and fundamentals)

[1~Gibson~1]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/multimedia/photo_gallery/0907/shaqjersey/images/shaq3.jpg

http://files.myopera.com/TKRaw/albums/366541/blastoise.png

I call him...Shaqstouise!

[gasolina]

Had to bump this. Apparently they found Tyson

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_sp3575

[VishaltotheG]

http://sportsnickel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/heatplayers.jpg

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_mAzmNfnFBS0/SoktAyOo5kI/AAAAAAAAAB8/UgjjXw2SveU/legendary-birds.jpg

[Horde of Temujin]

http://www.indolentindio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/magikarp.gif

"Splash Tyson, splash!"

okay, i don't think i've ever made a rage thread before, but having not missed a single bobcats game this entire season (with the exception of the cavs game, unfortunately), i've come to the conclusion that tyson chandler is near useless. seriously, what is this guy's deal? i'd never really seen him play for the hornets and only heard good things about him, and he comes to the bobcats and can't do a damn thing.

really, whenever we feed this guy in the post, he either walks with it or turns it over. he doesn't even dribble. ever. he's so bad that he can't manage to get a shot off when he gets the ball down low, and if by some off chance he does, his touch is so bad the ball goes flying off the glass faster than an illegal alien running from la migra.

on top of that, he has one of the lowest basketball IQs i've ever witnessed. he constantly commits 3 seconds in the key (both offensive and defensive) and can't catch passes. he sets illegal picks and never seems to learn from his mistakes.

the only thing i really knew about tyson before coming to the cats was that he can jump. and that's true, he can. he does rebound decently, but there are a ton of better rebounders in the nba (including his teammate who's about 5 or 6 inches shorter than him, gerald wallace). he can dunk pretty well, but he's rarely in the position where he's able to do so, and even then he'll rarely catch the pass. hell, tonight against the jazz he literally missed a wide open dunk.

as a 'cats fan, it's pretty infuriating considering we got rid of emeka for him. emeka's not the best, but he's a solid defender and has a pretty damn good offensive arsenal. i'd say we should trade tyson for someone else, anyone else, but i doubt any teams would be willing to pick him up. i genuinely hope this guy gets injured and nazr eats all his minutes, the team performs way better with him in the lineup. **** you, tyson.

would any team realistically be willing to pick up tyson's contract?


Just be glad you were able to dump Okafor's contract for him

[bagelred]

Hahahaha Chandler is Magikarp!!! Classic!!! Spot on! Couldn't think of a better analogy.

I mean, since a Magikarp is a reddish-orange, medium-sized fish, who's notable characteristics include large, heavy scales. Long-lived Magikarp are able to utilize their immense splashing power to leap high enough to jump mountains. Magikarp also have a strong enough immune system to survive in the most polluted of waters. Although this Pok

[Papaya Petee]

http://www.jlcauvin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/finals11tlpc_300a.jpg
=

http://www.x-entertainment.com/updates/pics/shrek2/jynx.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: if this isn't the post of the year, I have no clue what is.

[#1SportsFan86]

I wouldn't expect Chandler to do much either with all thoes ball hogs on team USA.

[sirkeelma]

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc242/sirkee/JZ.jpg

[12shyloc26]

Had to bump this. Apparently they found Tyson

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_sp3575

:roll:

[sirkeelma]

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac75/de-arimasu/Funny/d3313c9b6f3105862905ece4872fdf76123.jpg

[Ruh-Roh]

Holy shit, this thread had me dying...
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[sirkeelma]

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj114/pittsburgh1000/rip.jpg

is

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j51/sprech4/Cubone.png

[Ruh-Roh]

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/6b/Roark_Geodude.png

is

http://www.onemanfastbreak.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/NateRobinson_ridesGlenDavis2010Finalsgetty.jpg

[sirkeelma]

http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o406/jupigare/pokeymans/gijinka/gen1/110_Weezing.jpg[/IMG]

is

http://www.onemanfastbreak.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/NateRobinson_ridesGlenDavis2010Finalsgetty.jpg

FIXED
:lol

[sirkeelma]

http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o406/jupigare/pokeymans/gijinka/gen1/110_Weezing.jpg

FIXED
:lol

[Nelson14]

this thread is gold

[Yung D-Will]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!
:bowdown:

[zORi]

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac75/de-arimasu/Funny/d3313c9b6f3105862905ece4872fdf76123.jpg

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[soadrules]

There's a video floating around of a guy completely wrecking a Pokemon team ( all legendary using Magicarp's flail ( and of course some other pkemon's moves). When I get to my room I'll post it here

[Yung D-Will]

There's a video floating around of a guy completely wrecking a Pokemon team ( all legendary using Magicarp's flail ( and of course some other pkemon's moves). When I get to my room I'll post it here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye7b3bOQ6lY

[d.bball.guy]

http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/thumbnailfull/d-j-mbenga-2009-6-22-13-50-46.jpg
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http://www.pokemoncraft.com/images/pokemons/287Slakoth.png

[sirkeelma]

BUMP!:banana:

[artex]

lmao

[flipogb]

:lol That guy was only 23. Trying to act like he didn't play Pokemon.

Anyways, if Chandler is Magikarp then Adam Morrisson is Metapod. That mother****er did nothing.
lol, im 23 and played Pokeomn, if you are 23 and didn't play Pokemon, its nothing to be proud of... its quite sad actually

[lilWesleyJ4]

lol, im 23 and played Pokeomn, if you are 23 and didn't play Pokemon, its nothing to be proud of... its quite sad actually
I played the hell out of Pokemon when i was a young teen. Pokemon kicked so much ass back then.:rockon:

[Clocian-IGN]

classic thread

[KareemCambell]

:roll:

[Rockets(T-mac)]

:applause: This thread brought back some memories. :roll: One of the funniest ever.

[Nelson14]

did you know there is a band called kakuna vs metapod?

great thread

[Mr. Grieves]

Chandler is now a bad ass defensive Gyarados.

[Stat & Melo]

Chandler is now a bad ass defensive Gyarados.

Maybe even a level 30 Red Gyrados? Like The one in the middle of the mahogany lake? Who You had to catch by using the surf ability and swim to the middle then fight him lol. Classic memories.

[FindingTim]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!

In my mind, still far and away the best ISH post ever.
pure genius.

[Clutch]

Chandler is now Gyarados.

And I see many people here played Pokemon :cheers:

[HylianNightmare]

Maybe even a level 30 Red Gyrados? Like The one in the middle of the mahogany lake? Who You had to catch by using the surf ability and swim to the middle then fight him lol. Classic memories.
:lol you sir are a winner

[Quizno]

tyson finally evolved. i am so proud :applause:

[ALBballer]

Many players suddenly evolve during contract years. We'll see how he does next year after he gets paid.

[keep-itreal]

tyson finally evolved. i am so proud :applause:
:roll:

[StroShow4]

Classic thread. :pimp:

[CelticBaller]

Gyarados Fvck yeah!

[UTRavens]

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/kendrick-perkins-face.jpg

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http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/gloom.jpg

[sirkeelma]

http://www.indolentindio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/magikarp.gif

"Splash Tyson, splash!"

okay, i don't think i've ever made a rage thread before, but having not missed a single bobcats game this entire season (with the exception of the cavs game, unfortunately), i've come to the conclusion that tyson chandler is near useless. seriously, what is this guy's deal? i'd never really seen him play for the hornets and only heard good things about him, and he comes to the bobcats and can't do a damn thing.

really, whenever we feed this guy in the post, he either walks with it or turns it over. he doesn't even dribble. ever. he's so bad that he can't manage to get a shot off when he gets the ball down low, and if by some off chance he does, his touch is so bad the ball goes flying off the glass faster than an illegal alien running from la migra.

on top of that, he has one of the lowest basketball IQs i've ever witnessed. he constantly commits 3 seconds in the key (both offensive and defensive) and can't catch passes. he sets illegal picks and never seems to learn from his mistakes.

the only thing i really knew about tyson before coming to the cats was that he can jump. and that's true, he can. he does rebound decently, but there are a ton of better rebounders in the nba (including his teammate who's about 5 or 6 inches shorter than him, gerald wallace). he can dunk pretty well, but he's rarely in the position where he's able to do so, and even then he'll rarely catch the pass. hell, tonight against the jazz he literally missed a wide open dunk.

as a 'cats fan, it's pretty infuriating considering we got rid of emeka for him. emeka's not the best, but he's a solid defender and has a pretty damn good offensive arsenal. i'd say we should trade tyson for someone else, anyone else, but i doubt any teams would be willing to pick him up. i genuinely hope this guy gets injured and nazr eats all his minutes, the team performs way better with him in the lineup. **** you, tyson.

would any team realistically be willing to pick up tyson's contract?

You didn't wait your Magikarp to evolve
Here's your Tyson Chandler now...

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u349/Cougsfan91/Gyarados.png
http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt235/LolMan2009/Realistic-Gyarados.png

[klee]

You didn't wait your Magikarp to evolve
Here's your Tyson Chandler now...

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u349/Cougsfan91/Gyarados.png
http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt235/LolMan2009/Realistic-Gyarados.png
:lol

[Quizno]

yeah he's gyaradosing all over the place right now

props to tyson, you have evolved :bowdown:

[knickswin]

what nerd made that painting.

[Toizumi]

what nerd made that painting.

A nerd with skills. awesome painting :eek:

[brownmamba00]

:oldlol:
Classic thread

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Your thread made me lol!
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[24r2]

:oldlol: :oldlol:

[Balla_Status]

The Mavericks decided to go to Cinnabar Island to catch a MissingNo. and then catch a level 100 Gengar (or a level 100 Tyson Chandler).

[HylianNightmare]

i waswondeing when this tread would get bumped:oldlol:

[DetroitPiston]

Wow, awesome.

Now, I have an urge to play Pokemon.

[Sheed]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l42ix1CTMj1qzoisto1_500.png

http://www.brawlnball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bogut.jpg

at least i think so

[lilblingy]

A wild Chandler appeared!

Chandler uses half hook.

Half hook missed!

Chandler uses put back!

But, it's not very effective.

Chandler uses post move!

Chandler is confused!

Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac75/de-arimasu/Funny/d3313c9b6f3105862905ece4872fdf76123.jpg

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Ronin]

I think a player like Chandler would only succeed around a PG that can dish to him in the right moments. He cannot create his own offense for anything.

sounds about right but Dallas needs him for defense. He completely changed the personality of the Mavericks

[Kiarip]

Props to the guy for playing a great series and remaining very professional throughout.

[Quizno]

EVOLUTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj70/wraithphantom73/Gyarados1.jpg




:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[alwaysunny]

http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad76/tobaccoroad1/gyarados.jpg

[Bladers]

^^^^

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[CelticBaller]

http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad76/tobaccoroad1/gyarados.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[ImmortalD24]

You didn't wait your Magikarp to evolve
Here's your Tyson Chandler now...

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u349/Cougsfan91/Gyarados.png
http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt235/LolMan2009/Realistic-Gyarados.png
:bowdown:

[ganja0710]

I love how this thread completely backfired at the OP.

:roll:

QUIZNO, U MAD BREH?

[kentatm]

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs6/2658904_o.gif

[DirkNowitzki41]

So you just wait for him to evolve into a bad azz gyrados


:oldlol:

he gets into too much foul trouble to get any exp

This thread is fking great :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Quizno]

eating some delicious crow right now :cheers:

[Clutch]

This thread is EPIC.

[Rockets(T-mac)]

Man this thread made me view Chandler as a Magikarp for awhile, when I saw him play during the playoffs I kept thinking, "Damn Magikarp might be evolving".

Classic thread.

[Brunch@Five]

OP is still right though. Chandler has no offensive game other than putbacks, and is a mediocre rebounder. Not a great shotblocker. Great help-, p/r- and 1on1 defender though.
Still not even half the player Mutombo on the 2001 Sixers was.

[inclinerator]

bamp

[bluechox2]

:roll: :roll:

[airchibundo507]

he must've evolved into a badass gyrados over the course of last season.

[fos]

Magikarp is about to get paid.

As a Mavs fan, I'm ok with him leaving. Fortunately we have Brendan Haywood who can step in and start. Cuban would be smart to not overpay and screw the team for years. I don't think Hawyood is much of a drop from Chandler tbh. Definitely need Roddy Beaubois to step up this season and it wouldn't hurt for Fernandez to do something as well. Need to keep Kidd's minutes down.

[kenny817]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[Droid101]

Best. Thread. Ever.
Gotta admit, he was pretty shit on the 'Cats.

Glad he was able to turn it around. He's been a favorite of mine since the Baby Bulls days.

[PowerGlove]

I've found Bruce Bowen:
http://www.happychild.org.uk/Webimage/hitmonlee.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


http://www.jlcauvin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/finals11tlpc_300a.jpg
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http://www.x-entertainment.com/updates/pics/shrek2/jynx.jpg
LMFAO

[DevilsAssassin]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[b0bab0i]

Love this thread :roll:

[stallionaire]

I like how the Magikarp scenario played out with Tyson being Gyrados now. ROFL.

[Rockets(T-mac)]

****ing classic thread. :oldlol:

[blablabla]

what are you guys laughing at he had one good season (10/10 btw)
and suddenly he is the best center in the nba apart from dh12
knicks have made a really bad decision and they will regret it

[MeLO MvP 15]

what are you guys laughing at he had one good season (10/10 btw)
and suddenly he is the best center in the nba apart from dh12
knicks have made a really bad decision and they will regret it
This thread is really old, don't worry about it.

Damn I still remember last summer saying I'd love him for the MLE and I got mocked (at the time he was considering opting out of his contract, great decision for him not to). Then he had a huge year with Dallas and got near MAX lol.

I'm expecting big things from Gyrados.

[blablabla]

This thread is really old, don't worry about it.

Damn I still remember last summer saying I'd love him for the MLE and I got mocked (at the time he was considering opting out of his contract, great decision for him not to). Then he had a huge year with Dallas and got near MAX lol.

I'm expecting big things from Gyrados.
times change
but this signing looks like erick dampier jerome jordan etc.
players getting payed because of one good season
15 million dollars manu ginobili never got that kind of a contract
i'm mad right know

[Rowe]

This thread is really old, don't worry about it.

Damn I still remember last summer saying I'd love him for the MLE and I got mocked (at the time he was considering opting out of his contract, great decision for him not to). Then he had a huge year with Dallas and got near MAX lol.

I'm expecting big things from Gyrados.

I hope he stays healthy.

[Jotaro Durant]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs44/i/2009/158/d/8/Dragonite_VS_Gyarados_by_Seiryu6.jpghttp://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0217/espnnewyork_g_lin-chandler_mb_300.jpg
:cheers:

[no pun intended]

Obligatory bump.

[bluechox2]

:lol

[mentallooser]

Wow at first I didn't realize it was bumped. Got all confused and was almost convinced there was another guy named Tyson Chandler in the league.

[I<3NBA]

I think a player like Chandler would only succeed around a PG that can dish to him in the right moments. He cannot create his own offense for anything.
:eek: :bowdown:

that's the 2nd post in the thread btw.

[blablabla]

what are you guys laughing at he had one good season
and suddenly he is the best center in the nba apart from dh12
knicks have made a really bad decision and they will regret it
i love it when i'm wrong

[Teanett]

i love it when i'm wrong
:applause:

i was wrong too.

[clipps]

-Gyrados, finish'em with Hyper Beam
-Paul hits clutch layup to bring the Clippers within 1
-Gyrados must recharge; can't attack
-Paul for the win... And Vinny Del Negro is the new Pokemon League Champion.

[Clifton]

Jeremy Lin is. He evolved into Gyrados for like 2-3 weeks in New York, and then someone used Devolution Spray and he's been a Magikarp again ever since.

[d.bball.guy]

This thread is right. He's a Gyarados now. Maybe not a lvl 100, but still a Gyarados. :bowdown:

[prodnus]

Chandler the ALLSTAR :applause:

[Jameerthefear]

:applause:

[Clutch]

Tyson Chandler definitely played like a Magikarp in the last 2 playoffs.

[DMAVS41]

i love it when i'm wrong

You weren't wrong...

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Stephen Curry is the new Magikarp. All he can do is splash.

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/0/02/129Magikarp.png/250px-129Magikarp.png


LeBron James = Mew. Can do everything/learn every move.

[!@#$%Vectors!@#]

Bump

[G-train]

pokemon go