The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

[Eldrunko247]

What do you guys think? Be honest. Before the hit show "Jersey Shore" I was just a FOB baller like SuperSmashBros. However, seeing how many girls these guys pulled I've decided I want to be an Asian guido. I want to live that lifestyle. I know you guys are my brothers here so I would like your opinions please. Would you say this is a good look for me? Please don't "swaggerless manatee" me. I had to build up a lot of courage to finally post my real pic. What say you gentlemen?

Before
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1575/picturetvi.jpg

After
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v58/126/97/16408505/n16408505_30707094_6277.jpg

[AtomSmasher]

lolz! great look. gotta come to jersey though. i can show you around a bit.
:banana:

[kshutts1]

What does being "guido" entail? Gelled hair, kissy faces, jewelry? Is it basically taking "metrosexual" to the max?

[GoRapz]

did u go tanning too?

[Eldrunko247]

What does being "guido" entail? Gelled hair, kissy faces, jewelry? Is it basically taking "metrosexual" to the max?
All of the above and then some. It's a "lifestyle". Like Hip Hop for Italians or anyone that can appreciate that lifestyle.

[vapid]

I don't think metro=guido. Guido's do not have any notion of style or fashion.

[plat1numX]

cool man. what is your nickname?

[Eldrunko247]

lolz! great look. gotta come to jersey though. i can show you around a bit.
:banana:
Good looking out. We definitely have to hang.


did u go tanning too?
Three times a week. I have a gold membership. Unlimited tanning.


cool man. what is your nickname?
Thanks! My nic is "The Eqasian" :D

[IlliniFan]

That's not you and the person in the first and second picture isn't the same. You've turned into gundress.

[Eldrunko247]

That's not you and the person in the first and second picture isn't the same. You've turned into gundress.
Hogwash, you just hatin on "The Eqasian". Get a six pack, a tan, some kissy lips, and gudio swag and then comes at Eqasian.

[vapid]

Hogwash, you just hatin on "The Eqasian". Get a six pack, a tan, some kissy lips, and gudio swag and then comes at Eqasian.
haha the equasian is pretty good.

[StroShow4]

Thanks! My nic is "The Eqasian" :D

:oldlol: :roll:

[lilojmayo]

in, in this potential epic thread.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

this guys the same ******* that posted pics of that ginormous blonde whale of a wife marryin that cute quirky small white guy.

**** u eldrunko go ****in die **** ull never reach the 2nd pics coolness level.

[halffttime]

op's fraudin, image search "asian guido" on google.. lol i seen this before too..

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what's up with the popped collars? i have this white guy beside me in english class rockin multiple popped collars, he even pointed it out to me lol. i wanted to say something but he's a nice guy and i didn't wanna be a b!tch.

[LebrickJames84']

op's fraudin, image search "asian guido" on google.. lol i seen this before too..

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what's up with the popped collars? i have this white guy beside me in english class rockin multiple popped collars, he even pointed it out to me lol. i wanted to say something but he's a nice guy and i didn't wanna be a b!tch.

his have seen that picture before.

[Eldrunko247]

this guys the same ******* that posted pics of that ginormous blonde whale of a wife marryin that cute quirky small white guy.

**** u eldrunko go ****in die **** ull never reach the 2nd pics coolness level.
Don't ever question Eqasian other wise I'll take you out of "The Eqasian". Ya feel me money?

[LevisJeans]

http://i47.tinypic.com/24l4xut.jpg

[Eldrunko247]

op's fraudin, image search "asian guido" on google.. lol i seen this before too..

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what's up with the popped collars? i have this white guy beside me in english class rockin multiple popped collars, he even pointed it out to me lol. i wanted to say something but he's a nice guy and i didn't wanna be a b!tch.
Asian Guido4life

http://mikecalimbas.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/guio4.jpg
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/3e/AsianGuido.jpg/180px-AsianGuido.jpg


http://i47.tinypic.com/24l4xut.jpg
Those are all my homies. How many Asian Guidos do you think there are? We are an elite but small numbered group.

[pete's montreux]

i just searched "guidette" in google and came up with these pictures:

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/big-money-guidette.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MPvDBGrKaXc/SgONFHmbVvI/AAAAAAAAAj4/TJJFpydCBJ8/s400/well-baked-guidette.jpg

:roll:

[IcanzIIravor]

Good looking out. We definitely have to hang.


Three times a week. I have a gold membership. Unlimited tanning.


Thanks! My nic is "The Eqasian" :D

Props to the nic :lol

[IcanzIIravor]

i just searched "guidette" in google and came up with these pictures:

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/big-money-guidette.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MPvDBGrKaXc/SgONFHmbVvI/AAAAAAAAAj4/TJJFpydCBJ8/s400/well-baked-guidette.jpg

:roll:

goddamn man. That literally scared me

[PistolPete]

These are some of the ugliest people alive

[goldenryan]

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v58/126/97/16408505/n16408505_30707094_6277.jpg

tanning that much will give you skin cancer, eqasian.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

wut if he'z vietnameze, and thatz his natural skintone jackazz.

[goldenryan]

op is faking anyway, both pics were taken from azn lover forum. (whatever that is)

[Positive]

i just searched "guidette" in google and came up with these pictures:

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/big-money-guidette.jpg


haha, what makes it even worse is the guy is the steeler's kicker jeff reed...

[hateraid]

I'm sorry but I think that look is bothersome. Worse when it's conbined wih an Ed Hardy shirt, Laguna beach jeans and a Gucci man bag. Overkill