BrentISballin
01-07-2010, 02:19 PM
I drive a lot on the highway and the city, so running across a variety of different drivers is something very common too me. It has become so common that I can usually tell who the person driving the car is before I even see them using this system . :)
White female teens- 20's - Driving a newer civic, celica, or any medium budget middle class car and having a university sticker on the back window. Usually talking or texting on the phone while driving in the middle lane. Some of these white girls are aggressive if you flash your highbeams at them or tailgate , but most are passive because they know they shouldn't be driving. Typically you can find them stopped at traffic lights that turned green a minute before.
Black female teens-20's - Extremely agressive, usually driving a nissan altima , older civic or a variety of 90's early 2000's japense cars. Most black girls drive with their seat pretty close to the wheel and lean up on it. You can find them tailgating really hard. No matter how fast you are going, they are going faster.
White male teens- 20's - Probably the better of the drivers for whatever reason that may be.
Black male teens -20's - Surprisingly the slower of drivers , much like the speed they walk . Usually young black guys have the 90's cars much like the black girls. You can usually find gold trim around the license plate, dark tinted windows and a fitted cap on the drivers head. Usually their cars have large chrome rims worth more than the car. If you pass these guys because they were going 15 under , chances are they will mean mug you or not look at all.
Dodge ram drivers- These guys get a stereotype of their own. I'm not sure what it is about driving a dodge ram but you must get a testosterone rush from sitting in the drivers seat. 90% of the time you are driving at night and there is a pick up 2" behind your car, it's a dodge ram driver. The typical ram driver has some mud around the wheel wells, a long antenna and works on a farm.
Legal immigrant Asian drivers- Unarguably the worse drivers in the history of driving. This includes indian drivers and oriental , men or women. Granted they are new to driving in america and probably are driving for their first time here, they are a terror to drive near or ride with. These drivers are easily spotted either in the slow lane going slow, or the fast lane going slow. Most of the female drivers are no taller than 5' so when you are behind them it appears that nobody is driving, this is the first sign. These drivers enjoy merging into your lane when you are right next to them then quickly pulling back. They will never make eye contact with you when you pass them , always tensely looking forwards at the road. Usually driving a new minivan, lexus SUV, toyota Camry or any newer honda/toyota / lexus.
Illegal immigrants - These guys / girls drive the cars that nobody else wants due to the fact that the cars are BEAT. Driving anything from a 1991 chevy astro van with rust ,1992 nissan 200sx, 1990 Oldsmobile cutlass supreme or some kind of 80s chevy with 3 different rims and sagging to one side. The illegals do everything at all cost to avoid getting stopped by the police, you can find them camping out in the slow lane driving 10 under making sure to avoid any conflicts at all.
It's pretty easy to see/smell their cars from far away due to smoke billowing out the exhaust, or burning oil .
Ricers- The classic ricers have overly cosmetically modified Japanese ( even american cars now days ) that are balls slow. You can find these guys weaving in and out of traffic or cruising at steady speeds of 70-90mph. Ricers come in all races ,although it is not as dominate as it once was, Mexicans still keep the trend alive with the help of advanced autoparts.
I left out a lot ,feel free to add anything. :)
White female teens- 20's - Driving a newer civic, celica, or any medium budget middle class car and having a university sticker on the back window. Usually talking or texting on the phone while driving in the middle lane. Some of these white girls are aggressive if you flash your highbeams at them or tailgate , but most are passive because they know they shouldn't be driving. Typically you can find them stopped at traffic lights that turned green a minute before.
Black female teens-20's - Extremely agressive, usually driving a nissan altima , older civic or a variety of 90's early 2000's japense cars. Most black girls drive with their seat pretty close to the wheel and lean up on it. You can find them tailgating really hard. No matter how fast you are going, they are going faster.
White male teens- 20's - Probably the better of the drivers for whatever reason that may be.
Black male teens -20's - Surprisingly the slower of drivers , much like the speed they walk . Usually young black guys have the 90's cars much like the black girls. You can usually find gold trim around the license plate, dark tinted windows and a fitted cap on the drivers head. Usually their cars have large chrome rims worth more than the car. If you pass these guys because they were going 15 under , chances are they will mean mug you or not look at all.
Dodge ram drivers- These guys get a stereotype of their own. I'm not sure what it is about driving a dodge ram but you must get a testosterone rush from sitting in the drivers seat. 90% of the time you are driving at night and there is a pick up 2" behind your car, it's a dodge ram driver. The typical ram driver has some mud around the wheel wells, a long antenna and works on a farm.
Legal immigrant Asian drivers- Unarguably the worse drivers in the history of driving. This includes indian drivers and oriental , men or women. Granted they are new to driving in america and probably are driving for their first time here, they are a terror to drive near or ride with. These drivers are easily spotted either in the slow lane going slow, or the fast lane going slow. Most of the female drivers are no taller than 5' so when you are behind them it appears that nobody is driving, this is the first sign. These drivers enjoy merging into your lane when you are right next to them then quickly pulling back. They will never make eye contact with you when you pass them , always tensely looking forwards at the road. Usually driving a new minivan, lexus SUV, toyota Camry or any newer honda/toyota / lexus.
Illegal immigrants - These guys / girls drive the cars that nobody else wants due to the fact that the cars are BEAT. Driving anything from a 1991 chevy astro van with rust ,1992 nissan 200sx, 1990 Oldsmobile cutlass supreme or some kind of 80s chevy with 3 different rims and sagging to one side. The illegals do everything at all cost to avoid getting stopped by the police, you can find them camping out in the slow lane driving 10 under making sure to avoid any conflicts at all.
It's pretty easy to see/smell their cars from far away due to smoke billowing out the exhaust, or burning oil .
Ricers- The classic ricers have overly cosmetically modified Japanese ( even american cars now days ) that are balls slow. You can find these guys weaving in and out of traffic or cruising at steady speeds of 70-90mph. Ricers come in all races ,although it is not as dominate as it once was, Mexicans still keep the trend alive with the help of advanced autoparts.
I left out a lot ,feel free to add anything. :)