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bokes15
01-10-2010, 09:41 PM
Crazy! I didn't realize just how far you could actually take it. So every once in awhile I go to the strip club with my friends. I have a rich friend who consistently pays for the 15 minute private suite. Then he comes out and brags about what he does to the strippers, because of how much of a "player" he is. So yesterday I had some extra money that I got for xmas so I decided to use it on one of those.. I asked briefly for the rules which was basically "anything but penetration" and I was actually shocked that you can do nearly everything to them in one of those. I'm definitely gonna do that again sometime. :oldlol:

imdaman99
01-10-2010, 09:43 PM
lol. Was she hot or a butterface or butterbody?

big baller
01-10-2010, 09:47 PM
Im having a brain fart, what does "anything but penetration" mean? I realize this may be a dumb question :lol

bigkingsfan
01-10-2010, 09:50 PM
Interesting, so you could take a dump on their chest?

Meticode
01-10-2010, 09:53 PM
If you can't get women, pay for them.

IcanzIIravor
01-10-2010, 09:53 PM
Crazy! I didn't realize just how far you could actually take it. So every once in awhile I go to the strip club with my friends. I have a rich friend who consistently pays for the 15 minute private suite. Then he comes out and brags about what he does to the strippers, because of how much of a "player" he is. So yesterday I had some extra money that I got for xmas so I decided to use it on one of those.. I asked briefly for the rules which was basically "anything but penetration" and I was actually shocked that you can do nearly everything to them in one of those. I'm definitely gonna do that again sometime. :oldlol:

Investigate and then bring the findings back to the board via a well detailed report.

Jello
01-10-2010, 09:53 PM
Interesting, so you could take a dump on their chest?
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

ihatetimthomas
01-10-2010, 09:54 PM
If you can't get women, pay for them.

Nothing wrong with the occasional paid sex

Meticode
01-10-2010, 09:55 PM
Nothing wrong with the occasional paid sex

No nothing at all, just the act of desperateness.

bokes15
01-10-2010, 09:56 PM
Interesting, so you could take a dump on their chest?
If I had asked her to she would've.:lol

sergiorodriguez
01-10-2010, 09:57 PM
i agree with meticode. there is very much wrong with the act of paid sex

ihatetimthomas
01-10-2010, 09:57 PM
No nothing at all, just the act of desperateness.

Guy's have needs. Sometimes you just want to get laid

bokes15
01-10-2010, 09:58 PM
No nothing at all, just the act of desperateness.
not really.. I don't know if you went to college, but it's actually quite the fun weekend activity to occasionally hit the strip club with your boys and have some fun.

bigkingsfan
01-10-2010, 09:58 PM
You end up paying for sex in one way or another.

IcanzIIravor
01-10-2010, 09:59 PM
i agree with meticode. there is very much wrong with the act of paid sex

To the unenlightened perhaps, but I see nothing wrong with two people reaching an agreement of such type. Consenting adults and all. Hopefully it's two single people doing it and not someone in a relationship already.

Certainly nothing wrong with going to a strip club with your boys and having a good time. Have to be somewhat repressed if that offends you.

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:00 PM
Guy's have needs. Sometimes you just want to get laid

You don't need to get laid. It's an animalistic instinct to be in heat. One of the key things that separates us from other animals is the fact we can control something like this.

If you want to go out, pay a woman money to get sex. Go ahead, it's better than raping a girl. But it's sad to me that people have to resort to that. Save the money and buy a Pocket ***** honestly is that's what it is.

ihatetimthomas
01-10-2010, 10:00 PM
You end up paying for sex in one way or another.

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_13/sp_1309_clip11.jpg

bokes15
01-10-2010, 10:01 PM
You don't need to get laid. It's an animalistic instinct to be in heat. One of the key things that separates us from other animals is the fact we can control something like this.

If you want to go out, pay a woman money to get sex. Go ahead, it's better than raping a girl. But it's sad to me that people have to resort to that. Save the money and buy a Pocket ***** honestly is that's what it is.
Anyways, this isn't a brothel so no I didn't have sex with her.

L.Kizzle
01-10-2010, 10:02 PM
If you can't get women, pay for them.
You can have a girl and still have to pay for sex with her.

Jello
01-10-2010, 10:02 PM
Anyways, this isn't a brothel so no I didn't have sex with her.
*******?

sergiorodriguez
01-10-2010, 10:03 PM
To the unenlightened perhaps, but I see nothing wrong with two people reaching an agreement of such type. Consenting adults and all. Hopefully it's two single people doing it and not someone in a relationship already.

Certainly nothing wrong with going to a strip club with your boys and having a good time. Have to be somewhat repressed if that offends you.

no i just like having sex with girls for free and consensually.


I'm not repressed, just Jewish, so i dont give up money stupidly, and not desperate enough to pay some chick $20 to wave her tits in my face for 3 minutes-yeh that sounds like a real fun time to me, and really productive as well!

I've never been so desperate for female contact that i'd pay $20 for a chick to wave her tits in my face for 3 minutes or $100 to **** her or however much it costs.

sergiorodriguez
01-10-2010, 10:04 PM
You can have a girl and still have to pay for sex with her.
you can have a relationship, not buy her dinner or pay for her drinks or movie tickets and still get sex with her. Try it sometime. Buying women shit on dates is overrated and the ultimate fail if you don't even get with her.

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:04 PM
Anyways, this isn't a brothel so no I didn't have sex with her.

Didn't say you did.

IcanzIIravor
01-10-2010, 10:04 PM
no i just like having sex with girls for free and consensually.


I'm not repressed, just Jewish, so i dont give up money stupidly, and not desperate enough to pay some chick $20 to wave her tits in my face for 3 minutes-yeh that sounds like a real fun time to me, and really productive as well!

I've never been so desperate for female contact that i'd pay $20 for a chick to wave her tits in my face for 3 minutes or $100 to **** her or however much it costs.

It isn't based on desperation. You make me shake my head.

ihatetimthomas
01-10-2010, 10:05 PM
You don't need to get laid. It's an animalistic instinct to be in heat. One of the key things that separates us from other animals is the fact we can control something like this.

If you want to go out, pay a woman money to get sex. Go ahead, it's better than raping a girl. But it's sad to me that people have to resort to that. Save the money and buy a Pocket ***** honestly is that's what it is.

Yea I don't need to get laid, but sometimes when you are single, you go through times where you haven't got laid for a couple of months and I simply just want to fcuk. Not like its a weekly thing. lol comparing paying for sex to raping a chick. No need to pity guys who pay 4 sex, its their choice. Yea and *********ing is not the same as sex

Jello
01-10-2010, 10:05 PM
no i just like having sex with girls for free and consensually.


I'm not repressed, just Jewish, so i dont give up money stupidly, and not desperate enough to pay some chick $20 to wave her tits in my face for 3 minutes-yeh that sounds like a real fun time to me, and really productive as well!

I've never been so desperate for female contact that i'd pay $20 for a chick to wave her tits in my face for 3 minutes or $100 to **** her or however much it costs.
How is it not consensual?

sergiorodriguez
01-10-2010, 10:06 PM
How is it not consensual?
i just said that so the dude couldnt reply "lawls free sex, so you mean rape?"

bokes15
01-10-2010, 10:07 PM
no i just like having sex with girls for free and consensually.


I'm not repressed, just Jewish, so i dont give up money stupidly, and not desperate enough to pay some chick $20 to wave her tits in my face for 3 minutes-yeh that sounds like a real fun time to me, and really productive as well!

I've never been so desperate for female contact that i'd pay $20 for a chick to wave her tits in my face for 3 minutes or $100 to **** her or however much it costs.
:roll: :roll: so many things I could say right here, but I will refrain.

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:07 PM
Yea I don't need to get laid, but sometimes when you are single, you go through times where you haven't got laid for a couple of months and I simply just want to fcuk. Not like its a weekly thing. lol comparing paying for sex to raping a chick. No need to pity guys who pay 4 sex, its their choice. Yea and *********ing is not the same as sex

You don't need to **** anyone, you're weak. Plain and simple.

sergiorodriguez
01-10-2010, 10:09 PM
:roll: :roll: so many things I could say right here, but I will refrain.
say it. Don't refrain.

Jews aren't repressed and I wasnt raised religiously anyways, only not to waste money on stupid things-

for example $50 to get a girl to wave her tits in your face and grind you for 15 minutes.

bokes15
01-10-2010, 10:09 PM
You don't need to **** anyone, you're weak. Plain and simple.
As human beings we were born to ****. If you believe in God, God made us that way, and if you don't believe in God, were just simply born with those instincts. Why is it considered weak to meet those needs without being in a committed relationship?

ihatetimthomas
01-10-2010, 10:10 PM
You don't need to **** anyone, you're weak. Plain and simple.

Whats your deal man? Its my choice. Doesnt mean I'm weak. I like women, I like to have sex with women. Guess my sex drive is just higher than yours.

sergiorodriguez
01-10-2010, 10:10 PM
As human beings we were born to ****. If you believe in God, God made us that way, and if you don't believe in God, were just simply born with those instincts. Why is it considered weak to meet those needs without being in a committed relationship?
it's not. Have you ever heard of something called a **** buddy or a one night stand? Evidently not, or else you wouldn't have paid $50 for 15 minutes of female contact

ihatetimthomas
01-10-2010, 10:12 PM
it's not. Have you ever heard of something called a **** buddy or a one night stand? Evidently not, or else you wouldn't have paid $50 for 15 minutes of female contact

If you can bag a one night stand on any given night, kudos to you

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:13 PM
As human beings we were born to ****. If you believe in God, God made us that way, and if you don't believe in God, were just simply born with those instincts. Why is it considered weak to meet those needs without being in a committed relationship?

Because children need fathers, and when men want to "****" they ditch the responsibility of the child they accidentally helped conceive it more times than not. Which whether you believe in God or not, is the wrong thing to do.

It's an unnecessary risk and it happens all the ****in' time because a supposed "man" that needs to **** won't man up and take care of what he needs to take care of becuase he can't even control his own dick.

In otherwords, he's weak and selfish.

IcanzIIravor
01-10-2010, 10:13 PM
it's not. Have you ever heard of something called a **** buddy or a one night stand? Evidently not, or else you wouldn't have paid $50 for 15 minutes of female contact

What you consider a waste someone else might not. Why go out to eat when you have food at home? Why go to the movies when you have a tv at home you could be watching? Similar thought process. I'm sure someone would say why waste money on video games or a one time vacation when you could invest that money?

~primetime~
01-10-2010, 10:14 PM
If you can't get women, pay for them.
oh yeah, guys that get girls instead just ask the first girl that they kiss to marry them like you?

is this why it is common for me to see NBA players and NFL players in strip clubs?

you coming in here to give other dudes tips on how life works is f*ckin old and tiresome as f*ck...

You have less "street" in you than Mr. Rogers and it is f*ckin pathetic...

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:16 PM
oh yeah, guys that get girls instead just ask the first girl that they kiss to marry them like you?

is this why it is common for me to see NBA players and NFL players in strip clubs?

you coming in here to give other dudes tips on how life works is f*ckin old and tiresome as f*ck...

You have less "street" in you than Mr. Rogers and it is f*ckin pathetic...
You are correct.

ihatetimthomas
01-10-2010, 10:17 PM
Because children need fathers, and when men want to "****" they ditch the responsibility of the child they accidentally helped conceive it. Which whether you believe in God or not, is the wrong thing to do.

It's an unnecessary risk and it happens all the ****in' time because a supposed "man" that needs to **** won't man up and take care of what he needs to take care of becuase he can't even control his own dick.

In otherwords, he's weak and selfish.

What are you even preaching about? So a guy wants to fcuk and automatically it means they are going to ditch the chick if shes knocked up? Guys who want to fcuk are not low level irresponsible slobs, not sure what your deal is, probably didnt get laid much when you were younger

sergiorodriguez
01-10-2010, 10:18 PM
Because children need fathers, and when men want to "****" they ditch the responsibility of the child they accidentally helped conceive it more times than not. Which whether you believe in God or not, is the wrong thing to do.

It's an unnecessary risk and it happens all the ****in' time because a supposed "man" that needs to **** won't man up and take care of what he needs to take care of becuase he can't even control his own dick.

In otherwords, he's weak and selfish.
Meticode, your dad was weak and selfish, but that doesnt mean all guys who sleep around with alot of women are weak and selfish. What if the girl he's sleeping with is on the pill, or he's careful to use a condom? That's not selfish at all. Yes your dad might have been a massive ******* but that doesn't mean all men who sleep with women outside of relationships are "selfish and weak" seriously, do you think Lebron for example is selfish and weak because he gets with lots of beautiful women?

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:18 PM
What are you even preaching about? So a guy wants to fcuk and automatically it means they are going to ditch the chick if shes knocked up? Guys who want to fcuk are not low level irresponsible slobs, not sure what your deal is, probably didnt get laid much when you were younger

Everything you said and asked a question about is a yes. Most of the time yes. You pretty much answered your own question.

IcanzIIravor
01-10-2010, 10:20 PM
Everything you said and asked a question about is a yes. Most of the time yes. You pretty much answered your own question.

:lol

I must be one of the few who gets a kick out of your passive-aggressive posting.

sergiorodriguez
01-10-2010, 10:21 PM
Everything you said and asked a question about is a yes. Most of the time yes. You pretty much answered your own question.
The world is not black and white. How old are you brother, it is very immature to still be thinking like a 15 year old like that with black and white thinking patterns.

Nanners
01-10-2010, 10:21 PM
You end up paying for sex in one way or another.


this. you can put dollars in her g-string or you can take her out to dinner and a movie, either way, money is coming out of your pocket and you are getting sex.

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:22 PM
Meticode, your dad was weak and selfish, but that doesnt mean all guys who sleep around with alot of women are weak and selfish? What if the girl he's sleeping with is on the pill, or he's careful to use a condom? That's not selfish at all. Yes your dad might have been a massive ******* but that doesn't mean all men who sleep with women outside of relationships are "selfish and weak" seriously, do you think Lebron for example is selfish and weak because he gets with lots of beautiful women?

Yes it is. It's still a risk and it's not 100%. You're trying to prevent something that you don't want, but the true way to prevent it is not to do it at all and man up and don't take that step. The pill? It's a crutch. The condom? It's a crutch. The shot? It's a crutch. All these things help prevent a mistake you don't want, but in the end you still take a risk whether it's small or not. And in the end it's a crutch or excuse to have sex more regularly with no strings attached.

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:23 PM
The world is not black and white. How old are you brother, it is very immature to still be thinking like a 15 year old like that with black and white thinking patterns.

With sex, you're making it black and white by saying "Men should be able to have sex just because they need it like animals." So to say.

~primetime~
01-10-2010, 10:23 PM
You are correct.
I know...

now get back to NOT having sex with your wife ever again...which is also correct

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:24 PM
:lol

I must be one of the few who gets a kick out of your passive-aggressive posting.

Yea, I grin a lot.

IcanzIIravor
01-10-2010, 10:24 PM
Yes it is. It's still a risk and it's not 100%. You're trying to prevent something that you don't want, but the true way to prevent it is not to do it at all and man up and don't take that step. The pill? It's a crutch. The condom? It's a crutch. The shot? It's a crutch. All these things help prevent a mistake you don't want, but in the end you still take a risk whether it's small or not. And in the end it's a crutch or excuse to have sex more regularly with no strings attached.

Are you advocating no sex until marriage basically? 100% abstinence or bust?

ihatetimthomas
01-10-2010, 10:24 PM
Yes it is. It's still a risk and it's not 100%. You're trying to prevent something that you don't want, but the true way to prevent it is not to do it at all and man up and don't take that step. The pill? It's a crutch. The condom? It's a crutch. The shot? It's a crutch. All these things help prevent a mistake you don't want, but in the end you still take a risk whether it's small or not. And in the end it's a crutch or excuse to have sex more regularly with no strings attached.

Serious question, were you a virgin until you got married?

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:24 PM
I know...

now get back to NOT having sex with your wife ever again...which is also correct

From one husband to another, I understand your frustration.

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:25 PM
Serious question, were you a virgin until you got married?

No, I had sex with two previous partners.

sergiorodriguez
01-10-2010, 10:25 PM
With sex, you're making it black and white by saying "Men should be able to have sex just because they need it like animals." So to say.
Im not making anything black and white. And also I never said that. I think men should be able to have sex because they want it, and they have the choice to sleep with lots of women, just like women have the choice to sleep with lots of men.

In your black and white belief system, you seem to also believe that women are helpless little flowers who can't make choices themselves, don't choose to sleep with men they hardly know, and don't choose to make sure the man is wearing a condom.

the woman in this case is just as responsible as the man for whatever happens afterwords.

In your world view, all men who sleep with women they don't know are big bad darth vaders. It's time you grow up buddy.

IcanzIIravor
01-10-2010, 10:25 PM
From one husband to another, I understand your frustration.

:lol

Abd El-Krim
01-10-2010, 10:25 PM
No, I had sex with two previous partners.

What were the lucky guys named?

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:27 PM
Im not making anything black and white. And also I never said that. I think men should be able to have sex because they want it, and they have the choice to sleep with lots of women, just like women have the choice to sleep with lots of men.

In your black and white belief system, you seem to also believe that women are helpless little flowers who can't make choices themselves, don't choose to sleep with men they hardly know, and don't choose to make sure the man is not wearing a condom.

Women are accountable just like men. Obviously men that are horny and just want to **** need to find a mate that feels the same way. And usually they do. In the end it's the wrong thing to do because of the risk of pregnancy. If you use protection obviously you're not ready for the risk of having a child in this world.

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:28 PM
What were the lucky guys named?

Ann and Michelle.

sergiorodriguez
01-10-2010, 10:29 PM
Women are accountable just like men. Obviously men that are horny and just want to **** need to find a mate that feels the same way. And usually they do. In the end it's the wrong thing to do because of the risk of pregnancy. If you use protection obviously you're not ready for the risk of having a child in this world.
you might not know this but women are just as horny as men and want sex just as bad.

The risk of pregnancy is virtually nonexistant these days with condoms, the morning after pill, and the nuva ring or birth control pill.

~primetime~
01-10-2010, 10:30 PM
No, I had sex with two previous partners.
oh I bet that was a crazy 20 seconds of missionary...:roll:

sergiorodriguez
01-10-2010, 10:31 PM
oh I bet that was a crazy 20 seconds of missionary...:roll:
poor Meticode. His wife has stopped sleeping with him aswell now-he will never see another ***** ever again :(

ihatetimthomas
01-10-2010, 10:36 PM
Hey, its meticodes view and decision and he is sticking by it. I can respect that. But just dont go off and call every dude who has sex irresponsible idiots. The idiots are the ones who don't go through preventative measures.

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:37 PM
oh I bet that was a crazy 20 seconds of missionary...:roll:

Yes, they were like "WTF Wayne?"

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:38 PM
poor Meticode. His wife has stopped sleeping with him aswell now-he will never see another ***** ever again :(

And how happy I am indeed.

~primetime~
01-10-2010, 10:40 PM
Hey, its meticodes view and decision and he is sticking by it. I can respect that. But just dont go off and call every dude who has sex irresponsible idiots. The idiots are the ones who don't go through preventative measures.
I swear to god i would respect his views too if he didn't bust into half the threads in here made about females...

I know he is not alone and there are others that have the same way of thinking...

it is the unbearable preaching OVER AND OVER...

thread: "check out blah blah's ass in Maxim"

Meticode: "you're all pathetic and can't get girls"


I wouldn't normally be this much of a dick if this was just a couple times...

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:40 PM
Hey, its meticodes view and decision and he is sticking by it. I can respect that. But just dont go off and call every dude who has sex irresponsible idiots. The idiots are the ones who don't go through preventative measures.

There's still a level of irresponsibility to me even with protection. It's like wanting to know what getting shot in the chest is like, but you don't want to die, so you strap on a bullet resistance vest to get shot in the chest. Sure, you're smart for putting that vest on. That's great and all, but you're still stupid on the part on risking it in the first place.

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:42 PM
I swear to god i would respect his views too if he didn't bust into half the threads in here made about females...

I know he is not alone and there are others that have the same way of thinking...

it is the unbearable preaching OVER AND OVER...

thread: "check out blah blah's ass in Maxim"

Meticode: "you're all pathetic and can't get girls"


I wouldn't normally be this much of a dick if this was just a couple times...

You speak the truth. I can't deny it you're a ****in' ridah.

playtetris
01-10-2010, 10:46 PM
women are, of course, unable to make their own decisions about sleeping with guys. no woman ever wants sex of her own volition; she has to be convinced by dudes to get it on just as you see in every single japanese porno.

what a patriarchal, blinkered view. sex is a natural, zesty exterprise [/maude lebowski]. the intimacy associated with sex and human contact on that level is a human NEED. while we have evolved to a certain point where we can consider the outcome of events, to infer that we can disregard our basic primal insticts is pretty ridiculous.

it's all about respect for women at the end of the day. recently i was getting with a girl (well, she's older than me so not really a girl) that said she had strong feelings for me - not mutual - and i actually STOPPED because i considered the outcome on her part. casual sex is fine when the two parties are in it purely for the sex, but when one catches feelings it gets messy. especially when she's flatmates with one of your best friends :oldlol:

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:48 PM
I swear to god i would respect his views too if he didn't bust into half the threads in here made about females...

I know he is not alone and there are others that have the same way of thinking...

it is the unbearable preaching OVER AND OVER...

thread: "check out blah blah's ass in Maxim"

Meticode: "you're all pathetic and can't get girls"


I wouldn't normally be this much of a dick if this was just a couple times...

Honestly. I do it to stir up conversation. Most of the time the things I post are my views. Wholeheartedly it's what I believe in and I will continue to feel that way because for one, since I moved up to Wisconsin and I changed my attitude on life I've been completely happy. And honestly if I didn't post these things that rub people the wrong way on here, the thread would just be a big-old circle jerk of everyone agreeing with each other and just +1ing everyone.

playtetris
01-10-2010, 10:49 PM
wow, that was an off topic rant.

strip clubs can be fun, apart from the overpriced drinks and all that sh*t. try to engage strippers in convos too. they are interesting chicks. one girl i talked to actually carved knife handles out of animal bones in her spare time. :oldlol:

ihatetimthomas
01-10-2010, 10:49 PM
There's still a level of irresponsibility to me even with protection. It's like wanting to know what getting shot in the chest is like, but you don't want to die, so you strap on a bullet resistance vest to get shot in the chest. Sure, you're smart for putting that vest on. That's great and all, but you're still stupid on the part on risking it in the first place.

There are many preventative measures to be taken as already said in this thread that make it nearly impossible to get pregnant. Either you simply have half the sex drive as a normal dude or someone close to you got knocked up by a one night stand. Maybe you had a hard time getting girls at a younger age and you rationalized this concept in your brain. Who knows.

~primetime~
01-10-2010, 10:53 PM
Honestly. I do it to stir up conversation. Most of the time the things I post are my views. Wholeheartedly it's what I believe in and I will continue to feel that way because for one, since I moved up to Wisconsin and I changed my attitude on life I've been completely happy. And honestly if I didn't post these things that rub people the wrong way on here, the thread would just be a big-old circle jerk of everyone agreeing with each other and just +1ing everyone.
okay, but you have been there and done that 20x over...

it is time for you to move on and just accept the fact that dude's drool over p*ssy...90% of the damn net is porn for a reason...and it isn't just dudes that can't get girls, it is EVERY MAN...married, single, virgin, pimp, ect...we are all guilty of enjoying females and there is NOTHING sad or pathetic about it...it is just that we were born with hormones...

TheGreatDeraj
01-10-2010, 10:53 PM
I swear to god i would respect his views too if he didn't bust into half the threads in here made about females...

I know he is not alone and there are others that have the same way of thinking...

it is the unbearable preaching OVER AND OVER...

thread: "check out blah blah's ass in Maxim"

Meticode: "you're all pathetic and can't get girls"


I wouldn't normally be this much of a dick if this was just a couple times...

You do the same thing with marijuana threads.

On topic: I've never been to a strip joint I always envision them being kinda sketchy/dirty, how was the one you were at?

Also, what DID she let you do to here :oldlol:

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:55 PM
okay, but you have been there and done that 20x over...

it is time for you to move on and just accept the fact that dude's drool over p*ssy...90% of the damn net is porn for a reason...and it isn't just dudes that can't get girls, it is EVERY MAN...married, single, virgin, pimp, ect...we are all guilty of enjoying females and there is NOTHING sad or pathetic about it...it is just that we were born with hormones...

You're right primetime.

~primetime~
01-10-2010, 10:56 PM
You do the same thing with marijuana threads.

On topic: I've never been to a strip joint I always envision them being kinda sketchy/dirty, how was the one you were at?

Also, what DID she let you do to here :oldlol:
I might be guilty of it...but it isn't the same, because when I do it I am right...:oldlol:

ask Meticode, I am always right

Meticode
01-10-2010, 10:56 PM
I might be guilty of it...but it isn't the same, because when I do it I am right...:oldlol:

You are right primetime. Congratulations.

bokes15
01-10-2010, 10:58 PM
I have no idea what page 2-5 have to do with my topic at all....

To summarize my views.
A. I went to the strip club.
B. Since the first time I went, i've probably gone 4-5 times a year.
C. I have fun everytime (especially this last time)
D. I see no problem with it whatsoever.

playtetris
01-10-2010, 11:03 PM
I have no idea what page 2-5 have to do with my topic at all....

To summarize my views.
A. I went to the strip club.
B. Since the first time I went, i've probably gone 4-5 times a year.
C. I have fun everytime (especially this last time)
D. I see no problem with it whatsoever.

the only issue with strip clubs is if they objectify women to you. if you see them merely as pieces of meat, then yes it is a problem.

50inchvertical
01-10-2010, 11:03 PM
So you still never described what you did. Did you get fellatio? Did you perform cunnilinigis? Was she fully naked? Did she just talk? Did you fall in love with her and try to convince her she's "better than this," while feeding her grapes and telling her you'll save her from this environment and marry her (happens a lot actually :oldlol: )? I'm 25 and have still never been to a strip club.

Meticode
01-10-2010, 11:04 PM
So you still never described what you did. Did you get fellatio? Did you perform cunnilinigis? Was she fully naked? Did she just talk? Did you fall in love with her and try to convince her she's "better than this," while feeding her grapes and telling her you'll save her from this environment and marry her (happens a lot actually :oldlol: )? I'm 25 and have still never been to a strip club.
:roll:

mrpuente
01-10-2010, 11:05 PM
this thread sucks!

you gonna give us details? Er wha?

mrpuente
01-10-2010, 11:07 PM
women are, of course, unable to make their own decisions about sleeping with guys. no woman ever wants sex of her own volition; she has to be convinced by dudes to get it on just as you see in every single japanese porno.


QFT

~primetime~
01-10-2010, 11:07 PM
the only issue with strip clubs is if they objectify women to you. if you see them merely as pieces of meat, then yes it is a problem.
idk dude...

that is kinda the point, and the strippers have full understanding that you aren't there to pick at their minds about politics and math...:oldlol:

just sayin...

bokes15
01-10-2010, 11:11 PM
So you still never described what you did. Did you get fellatio? Did you perform cunnilinigis? Was she fully naked? Did she just talk? Did you fall in love with her and try to convince her she's "better than this," while feeding her grapes and telling her you'll save her from this environment and marry her (happens a lot actually :oldlol: )? I'm 25 and have still never been to a strip club.
Because i'm always scared about posting things on the internet. lol...

anyways, fully nude = yes
falacio = yes
and i guess a lot of foreplay

Meticode
01-10-2010, 11:15 PM
Does that establishment you went to regularly test their girls for STDs?

playtetris
01-10-2010, 11:16 PM
idk dude...

that is kinda the point, and the strippers have full understanding that you aren't there to pick at their minds about politics and math...:oldlol:

just sayin...

hahaha
you misconstrued my meaning there. in a strip club you are certainly viewing chicks in that light. but if it affects your relationships with females in the real world, then it is an issue IMO.

bokes15
01-10-2010, 11:20 PM
Well for those who get head (medicode obviously not in that group) do you guys regularly ask the girl giving you head if she has some kind of oral std?

playtetris
01-10-2010, 11:26 PM
Well for those who get head (medicode obviously not in that group) do you guys regularly ask the girl giving you head if she has some kind of oral std?

nah i just check for cold sores :lol

Meticode
01-10-2010, 11:26 PM
Well for those who get head (medicode obviously not in that group) do you guys regularly ask the girl giving you head if she has some kind of oral std?

If you don't get head, you're not cool obviously. But me and my wife have a pretty healthy sexual relationship. Although the sex isn't as plentiful before as before my daughter was born. I still have 1-2 hours of intercourse 3-5 times a week.

mrpuente
01-10-2010, 11:27 PM
Well for those who get head (medicode obviously not in that group) do you guys regularly ask the girl giving you head if she has some kind of oral std?
meticode's actually a female...pretty sure

anyways....to answer your question thats a big never.

OneMoreSucka
01-10-2010, 11:28 PM
BJ from busted stripper with god knows what diseases and psychological issues < jerking off at home.

Meticode
01-10-2010, 11:28 PM
meticode's actually a female...pretty sure

anyways....thats a big never.

:lol This actually made me laugh.

bokes15
01-10-2010, 11:28 PM
If you don't get head, you're not cool obviously. But me and my wife have a pretty healthy sexual relationship. Although the sex isn't as plentiful before as before my daughter was born. I still have 1-2 hours of intercourse 3-5 times a week.
That is complete BS. You work full time, have 1-2 hours of sex 3-5 times a week and you have children? Ok superman, do you save the streets of metropolis at nights too?

Meticode
01-10-2010, 11:30 PM
That is complete BS. You work full time, have 1-2 hours of sex 3-5 times a week and you have children? Ok superman, do you save the streets of metropolis at nights too?

I have 3 days off a week. My wife work's part time. The 3 days I'm off, she plans off also. My daughter who is 11 months old almost is like clockwork. She goes to sleep between 10PM to 11PM and sleeps 9-11 straight hours the last 2 months. So, we get plenty of time together to make love. In the beginning when my daughter was waking up in the middle of the night. Hell yea we didn't have it like that. Hell we didn't feel like having sex, you're so ****in' exhausted waking up 3-4 times in the middle of the night. Sleep > Sex at that point.

bokes15
01-10-2010, 11:32 PM
And you're 11 month old daughter sleeps 9-11 hours straight? Please, enough with the folk tales.

v-unit
01-10-2010, 11:32 PM
Yeah this is a waste of money if its honestly just waving **** in your face. No penetration; can you make out? Finger her? Get a handjob? Get/Give head? How kinky can you go? Give me deets brah.

I've only been to a strip club once though (With another girl) I didn't really get involved with the girls so I don't know exactly how that business goes "rules" wise.

mrpuente
01-10-2010, 11:32 PM
BJ from busted stripper with god knows what diseases and psychological issues < jerking off at home.

or

Bj from some sexy ass stripper with no disorder > ****in your hand three times a day.

bokes15
01-10-2010, 11:39 PM
Yeah this is a waste of money if its honestly just waving **** in your face. No penetration; can you make out? Finger her? Get a handjob? Get/Give head? How kinky can you go? Give me deets brah.

I've only been to a strip club once though (With another girl) I didn't really get involved with the girls so I don't know exactly how that business goes "rules" wise.
Ok........
Started making out, allowed groping, fingering, touching, licking, gave me head... I think it could've been possible to do even more but yeah, I didn't know. I was already surprised as it is that this was even possible. :oldlol:

ukplayer4
01-11-2010, 12:13 AM
awesome, im gonna have to start looking for more private strip joints. i always have to bang a hooker after the strip club, its just a need.

L.Kizzle
01-11-2010, 12:18 AM
... Asian massage place ...

ukplayer4
01-11-2010, 12:19 AM
women are, of course, unable to make their own decisions about sleeping with guys. no woman ever wants sex of her own volition; she has to be convinced by dudes to get it on just as you see in every single japanese porno.

what a patriarchal, blinkered view. sex is a natural, zesty exterprise [/maude lebowski]. the intimacy associated with sex and human contact on that level is a human NEED. while we have evolved to a certain point where we can consider the outcome of events, to infer that we can disregard our basic primal insticts is pretty ridiculous.

it's all about respect for women at the end of the day. recently i was getting with a girl (well, she's older than me so not really a girl) that said she had strong feelings for me - not mutual - and i actually STOPPED because i considered the outcome on her part. casual sex is fine when the two parties are in it purely for the sex, but when one catches feelings it gets messy. especially when she's flatmates with one of your best friends :oldlol:






very, very true. thats a smart move and it takes some doing, most guys i know cant turn it down ever, personally i have a very set code with regards to which girls i bang, if i start to feel strongely about a girl or she seems like she might that means that i have to cut ties- i am in a serious relationship and wouldnt compromise it but i must have unknown *****, its what motivates me in life. im sure i have some kind of addiction but it must be fed. i do follow a very tight set of rules. basically i dont **** any girls that i actually like as people- that sounds really tough and it is but im a professional.

bokes15
01-11-2010, 12:24 AM
very, very true. thats a smart move and it takes some doing, most guys i know cant turn it down ever, personally i have a very set code with regards to which girls i bang, if i start to feel strongely about a girl or she seems like she might that means that i have to cut ties- i am in a serious relationship and wouldnt compromise it but i must have unknown *****, its what motivates me in life. im sure i have some kind of addiction but it must be fed. i do follow a very tight set of rules. i dont **** any girls that i actually like as people- that sounds really tough and it is but im a professional.
That doesn't sound tough, it sounds odd. So basically you don't **** a girl unless you dislike her as a person?

L.Kizzle
01-11-2010, 12:25 AM
That doesn't sound tough, it sounds odd. So basically you don't **** a girl unless you dislike her as a person?
He fcks chicks he doesn't care about cause he'd never fall in love with them ... smart man.

AtomSmasher
01-11-2010, 12:26 AM
It's all about respecting women.

Cheap sex is simply that, cheap IMO.

bokes15
01-11-2010, 12:27 AM
He fcks chicks he doesn't care about cause he'd never fall in love with them ... smart man.
Smart? Well smart if you plan to be a single man for your entire life, sure. Agreed.

bokes15
01-11-2010, 12:38 AM
This thread: :sleeping
lol, thats why it got 100+ responses in like 2 hours.

playtetris
01-11-2010, 12:40 AM
This thread: :sleeping

i thought it was awesome.

this, that religion/imperialism thread and a couple of others have kept me amused for a few hours now. first time in a while i can say that about ISH.

ukplayer4
01-11-2010, 01:06 AM
Smart? Well smart if you plan to be a single man for your entire life, sure. Agreed.



im already in a serious relationship hence the rules. i made that clear already.

bokes15
01-11-2010, 01:21 AM
im already in a serious relationship hence the rules. i made that clear already.
So you're in a serious relationship and yet you still **** other women?

phoenix18
01-11-2010, 01:32 AM
So you're in a serious relationship and yet you still **** other women?
AK47 has an exemption clause as well.

bokes15
01-11-2010, 01:41 AM
AK47 has an exemption clause as well.
:oldlol: yeah, I still don't know how that whole thing worked out, nor how it became public knowledge.. But in any case when i'm in a serious committed relationship I have one rule:

Don't **** anyone that's not my gf. I guess our friend here has the eye of the Tiger.

D-Rose
01-11-2010, 01:47 AM
im already in a serious relationship hence the rules. i made that clear already.
So does your gf know you **** around? Watch out for the golf club.

juju151111
01-11-2010, 02:18 AM
You don't need to get laid. It's an animalistic instinct to be in heat. One of the key things that separates us from other animals is the fact we can control something like this.

If you want to go out, pay a woman money to get sex. Go ahead, it's better than raping a girl. But it's sad to me that people have to resort to that. Save the money and buy a Pocket ***** honestly is that's what it is.
:lol :lol I never payed for ex, but when i didn't get puss on the regular, i was thinking about doing that. lol

crisoner
01-11-2010, 02:57 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qoY0273OGLE/SGpg6wT4-5I/AAAAAAAAABE/ro3FQpzKWYA/s400/320px-Champagne-room.jpg


RULE NUMBER ONE ABOUT STRIP CLUBS..........

THERE IS NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUA-2UMKx5s

Big_Dogg
01-11-2010, 03:23 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qoY0273OGLE/SGpg6wT4-5I/AAAAAAAAABE/ro3FQpzKWYA/s400/320px-Champagne-room.jpg


RULE NUMBER ONE ABOUT STRIP CLUBS..........

THERE IS NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUA-2UMKx5s

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

sergiorodriguez
01-11-2010, 04:35 AM
There's still a level of irresponsibility to me even with protection. It's like wanting to know what getting shot in the chest is like, but you don't want to die, so you strap on a bullet resistance vest to get shot in the chest. Sure, you're smart for putting that vest on. That's great and all, but you're still stupid on the part on risking it in the first place.
It's not like that at all. You have bizarre unrealistic beliefs about the world because of child hood trauma. It's time you grow up and deal with this bullshit in your head

sergiorodriguez
01-11-2010, 04:38 AM
There are many preventative measures to be taken as already said in this thread that make it nearly impossible to get pregnant. Either you simply have half the sex drive as a normal dude or someone close to you got knocked up by a one night stand. Maybe you had a hard time getting girls at a younger age and you rationalized this concept in your brain. Who knows.
His mom did. That's why his thinking is so bizarre.