View Full Version : Everyone, do your starface impressions!
BULLZ
01-27-2010, 11:27 PM
GO!
pete's montreux
01-27-2010, 11:28 PM
I'm a liberal conformist, so I'll wait for a few posts and copy whatever everyone else says.
BULLZ
01-27-2010, 11:32 PM
"Barack Obama is change I can believe in!"
starface comes in AND.........
InspiredLebowski
01-27-2010, 11:36 PM
...says nothing about Ft Hood
OneMoreSucka
01-27-2010, 11:37 PM
wat
Let's post some hilarious Chuck Norris facts while we're at it.
T.O.RAPS
01-27-2010, 11:50 PM
- Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
- Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud.
- If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down.
- In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
http://postarchives.entensity.net/010606/chuck2.jpg
http://postarchives.entensity.net/010606/chuck1.jpg
TooDeep
03-24-2010, 06:36 PM
I'm a liberal conformist, so I'll wait for a few posts and copy whatever everyone else says.
Yep
BlueandGold
03-24-2010, 06:46 PM
[QUOTE=T.O.RAPS]- Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
- Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term
BRabbiT
03-24-2010, 06:59 PM
http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/starface34545.jpg
http://slapstickanarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/starface.jpg
HERB Stempel
03-24-2010, 07:29 PM
I'm a liberal conformist, so I'll wait for a few posts and copy whatever everyone else says.
LMAO that describes YOU fetbody
suvey the landscape then wedge ur fatass in there to pile on like a cheerleader
v-unit
03-24-2010, 07:35 PM
Chuck Norris once chased two bank robbers. They came to a fork in the road and went opposite directions, Chuck Norris followed them both
InspiredLebowski
03-24-2010, 07:37 PM
This used to be about Obama's State Of The Union speech I think. I know it was one of his speeches. Odd edit.
rufuspaul
03-24-2010, 08:35 PM
Imitate Chris Samuels? Okay. I'll go to work at Macy's trying to sell shoes to fat rich old ladies. Come home and sit in my mother's basement and post from my 15 gimmick accounts.
phoenix18
03-24-2010, 08:36 PM
Imitate Chris Samuels? Okay. I'll go to work at Macy's trying to sell shoes to fat rich old ladies. Come home and sit in my mother's basement and post from my 15 gimmick accounts.
Is this a walk-out basement?
step_back
03-24-2010, 08:38 PM
Chuck Norris never lost his virginity....Chuck Norris NEVER LOOSES!
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 08:38 PM
LMAO that describes YOU fetbody
suvey the landscape then wedge ur fatass in there to pile on like a cheerleader
omg lozl lom,amng goommg omg omg momg omg onmg so lhalrious
Bosnian Sajo
03-24-2010, 08:40 PM
Bosnian Sajo's ***** is so much bigger than mine, its ridickulous.
Yea, I added a K.
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:19 PM
omg lozl lom,amng goommg omg omg momg omg onmg so lhalrious
that's actually legend of josh, in case you're interested.
he's brought out his "army of gimmicks
This brings me to the most important point in this letter. Read carefully folks. THE GIMMICKS WILL NEVER DIE. Never. In fact, we'll only get stronger because of this. All you did today was bring a knife to a gun fight. The army of the gimmicks will commence soon. You can't stop it. You can't slow it down. Get ready for war. Like the war on drugs, the war on gimmicks will be ineffective, vain even.
Yours truly,
The Mega |i-LL| tyrant among tyrants, Legend of Josh
:roll:
Dude made the herb stempel gimmick to parrot me and people bought it so now he's trying to convince people I'm behind these other lame gimmicks as well.
It doesn't really matter to me, seeing as how I have the knowledge that I'm 25 years old and normal, and come onto the internet to discuss actual issues and in my own personality. Legend of Josh is a 30 year old short bald guy who gets his kicks playing pretend online. Even when he's not doing gimmicks, he's talking about ninja turles or street fighter or anime chicks or logging on names such as "Legend of Josh" or "Grand Villain" lol. This is a 30 year old bald midget insurance salesman, playing fantasy online. Every time he posts on one of these gimmicks it reminds me to count my blessings and thank my lucky stars that I'm not "Legend of Josh.
You can pretend like you don't believe me if you want, and that you think I'm actually the time-wasting loser behind these gimmicks. Cause I actually don't care about insidehoops. But just so everyone knows, if one of these gimmicks insults you it's actually Legend of George (Costanza) just so you're aware.
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 09:20 PM
ololololololololololololololololol
sorry, just trying to bump your thread with someone who's important, me
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:24 PM
no matter what kind of fantasies you live out online joshy, you can't escape the reality that is
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4876/26227032.png
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7691/2bag.jpg
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/3516/1douche.jpg
lol your arm is almost as big as your body. you obviously work out a lot to compensate your short stature and other "short" comings. but it just looks funny cause you're such a midget but your arms and big shiney dome are so disproportionately big.
but please, troll me with more online internet gimmicks. all i have to do is look in the mirror then come back and look at your pictures and think about your life and it's practically like getting high, the relief and the euphoria is so overwhelming :roll:
kentatm
03-24-2010, 09:26 PM
Starface in action (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-KFA1U8iOw)
Legend of Josh
03-24-2010, 09:27 PM
that's actually legend of josh, in case you're interested.
he's brought out his "army of gimmicks
:roll:
Dude made the herb stempel gimmick to parrot me and people bought it so now he's trying to convince people I'm behind these other lame gimmicks as well.
It doesn't really matter to me, seeing as how I have the knowledge that I'm 25 years old and normal, and come onto the internet to discuss actual issues and in my own personality. Legend of Josh is a 30 year old short bald guy who gets his kicks playing pretend online. Even when he's not doing gimmicks, he's talking about ninja turles or street fighter or anime chicks or logging on names such as "Legend of Josh" or "Grand Villain" lol. This is a 30 year old bald midget insurance salesman, playing fantasy online. Every time he posts on one of these gimmicks it reminds me to count my blessings and thank my lucky stars that I'm not "Legend of Josh.
You can pretend like you don't believe me if you want, and that you think I'm actually the time-wasting loser behind these gimmicks. Cause I actually don't care about insidehoops. But just so everyone knows, if one of these gimmicks insults you it's actually Legend of George (Costanza) just so you're aware.
HERB Stampel (starface) just sent me PM today... so your entire post is garbage. I haven't used or created a gimmick account in more than a year, and don't intend to either. I know you hate it... it brings a tear to your eye, but it's reality, deal with it.
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:28 PM
ololololololololololololololololol
sorry, just trying to bump your thread with someone who's important, me
man i saw your pic the other day of you and your mom at lunch.
provoke me at your own risk.
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 09:32 PM
you've been provoked f*ggot
you have no idea do you?
Jackass18
03-24-2010, 09:35 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/29xx6b8.jpg
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:36 PM
you've been provoked f*ggot
you have no idea do you?
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2372/petejr.jpg
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
UGLIEST...........POSTER..........*doubled over, panting*........*pops back up*.....EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
:roll: :lol :oldlol: :oldlol: :lol
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 09:37 PM
wow, seriously? i give you an open invitation and that's it? you're f*cking pathetic, you're a ****ing pawn
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:37 PM
http://s2.hubimg.com/u/478721_f520.jpg
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2372/petejr.jpg
the only difference is you got less hair!
:roll: :cry:
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 09:39 PM
chatzy anyone?
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:39 PM
Pete your teeth are mad yellow bro, you should really stop snacking on.........everything!
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:40 PM
chatzy anyone?
you ate chatzy.
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 09:41 PM
i wonder if wings your way is a national thing or only a NE thing? place is great, hot wings for cheap and $1.99 drafts on red sox gamedays, used to go there once a week during the baseball season
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 09:42 PM
i'll keep bumping this to help you starface, you can really use it
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:44 PM
i wonder if wings your way is a national thing or only a NE thing? place is great, hot wings for cheap and $1.99 drafts on red sox gamedays, used to go there once a week during the baseball season
Do you purposely look like you have down syndrome? Or do you try not to but fail?
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:45 PM
i'll keep bumping this to help you starface, you can really use it
good thinking. we need numerous pages with these pics on them
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/3516/1douche.jpg http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2372/petejr.jpg
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 09:46 PM
Wait, maybe its called Wings ETC. i cant remember, but the have this wing sauce that';s called the "special" and it supposed to be famous for being hot and it didnt even bother me.
i wonder if starface would mind if i pour it on to his asshole before i dominate him
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:49 PM
Wait, maybe its called Wings ETC. i cant remember, but the have this wing sauce that';s called the "special" and it supposed to be famous for being hot and it didnt even bother me.
i wonder if starface would mind if i pour it on to his asshole before i dominate him
You look exactly like the kid who was always trying to copy whatever other people did that he perceived as cool. trying to be something you're not, i.e. cool and normal looking. and what do you know, that's exactly what you're like here. a complete wannabe trying to just give whatever opinions he thinks other people are gonna respect.
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/8/e/e8e7f592d9cd338ce5d45ec441c73cc5.jpg
You are grotesque in every way humanly possible. Congratulations, mon frere.
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 09:51 PM
thats like the third time you said that this thread alone :ohwell:
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 09:52 PM
get LOJ in here to help you out, make fun of me e-ga, OMS, come help starface out
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:54 PM
funny how you actually took a bullet for josh in this thread, even though he was actually the one insulting you with his gimmicks and pretending to be me, and i was the one who told you to just keep quiet.
yet here you are, looking like the bastard child of Uncle Fester and Private Pile from Full Metal Jacket, and.........:roll: wait a minute, where was I? :roll: :roll: :roll:
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 09:56 PM
I don't know, where were you? Desperately tryring to think of someting funny?
You seriously boring. *yawn*
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 09:58 PM
pete, speaking in all seriousness for a moment, your second chin looks like one of those things a pelican stores fish in :roll:
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 10:00 PM
:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 10:00 PM
:lol:D:banana::cheers::roll::applause::bowdown:
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 10:01 PM
sorry just impersonating starface's posts
rufuspaul
03-24-2010, 10:02 PM
It's not even worth doing a starfag impression because he's doing it so well himself. Sad.
Hey Starface, join us in chatzy. That's how we found out your name is
Chris Samuels
and we have your phone number too.
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 10:04 PM
is there a new chatzy?
Legend of Josh
03-24-2010, 10:04 PM
For the record, I haven't used any other usernames minus this one Pete (in at least a year or so)... I wasn't cracking any jokes on you, or anyone else for that matter. I'm thru posting on that ish.
I created another thread with a screenshot from where HERB Stempel (starface) PM'd me today to prove it's not me.
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 10:05 PM
LOL don't worry dude, even if it was you this whole time i dont care, doesnt matter, doesnt bother me
rufuspaul
03-24-2010, 10:05 PM
is there a new chatzy?
Same one, join me.
vapid
03-24-2010, 10:07 PM
I am an ugly, uneducated dude who must be masochistic in some way because I periodically spend a lot of time talking to people I generally despise over the internet while consistently throwing away any respect or credibility I ever gain by constantly using unfounded sweeping generalizations and stereotypes.
Legend of Josh
03-24-2010, 10:07 PM
LOL don't worry dude, even if it was you this whole time i dont care, doesnt matter, doesnt bother me
I was just letting you know it wasn't me.
HERB Stempel
03-24-2010, 10:09 PM
It's not even worth doing a starfag impression because he's doing it so well himself. Sad.
Hey Starface, join us in chatzy. That's how we found out your name is
Chris Samuels
and we have your phone number too.
Here's my email as well. c_spade_3@yahoo.com
Enjoy
pete's montreux
03-24-2010, 10:10 PM
I was just letting you know it wasn't me.
If if it;s you, doesn;t matter, if it''s starface, matters even less
ThemBombs
03-24-2010, 10:13 PM
does starface like lil wayne, or young money for that matter?
and how old is he?
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 10:14 PM
If if it;s you, doesn;t matter, if it''s starface, matters even less
"BULLZ" started the thread.
Then you said somethin and "Too Deep" responded to you.
Then "Herb Stempel" responded to you.
Josh is the only poster with a billion gimmicks on his computer. Look how many posts I have on this name just since I made it. I don't play internet gimmicks. I'm 25 years old and have a life.
Legend of Josh is trying to troll me for his amusement and he's the one that called you "fatbody" and "fatass" and I even told you because I havent had no beef with you not to try to take shots at me when it wasn't me. You didn't listen which resulted in hilarity, but it was Josh and his gimmicks that were punking you to begin with.
Even if you won't admit it, you know it's obvious.
Hawker
03-24-2010, 10:14 PM
Same one, join me.
Yall must have gotten a new one. The one I'm on right now hasnt had activity for a couple weeks.
playtetris
03-24-2010, 10:23 PM
you liked donnie darko? you liberal pansy! you only like that because it's cool to like it, theres no way you could like it because you dont understand it. i mean, i certainly didn't understand it and im far more intelligent than you - even though i don't have the "credentials", or "vocab", or even "intellect" to show it. you go through life wearing skinny jeans, drinking coffee and banging art school chicks because you have no true personality of your own. youre a sheep like everyone else here.
*insert picture of poster*
look at that shirt! you look like youre half kkk half homer simpson! i bet you scratch your ass more times in a day than a baboon. did i mention you're stupider than a baboon? OWNED LOLOL :oldlol: :oldlol: :banana:
damn im sexy, its only a matter of time before someone notices me on the street and offers me a role in a movie! of course, it wont be a liberal arthouse POS, itll be an action megamovie where we conservatives chase all the immigrants out of the states! it will also star bill o'reilly, rush limbaugh, arnold, and special guest totalitarian superstar hitler's corpse!
until then, im going to try to attract hollywood talent scout's attention by turboposting racist bullsh*t and self-adulation on ISH. it's important to stand out from the crowd! that's why i pierced my ear! left, not right! get that *** shit outta here! [/starface]
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 10:28 PM
you liked donnie darko? you liberal pansy! you only like that because it's cool to like it, theres no way you could like it because you dont understand it. i mean, i certainly didn't understand it and im far more intelligent than you - even though i don't have the "credentials", or "vocab", or even "intellect" to show it. you go through life wearing skinny jeans, drinking coffee and banging art school chicks because you have no true personality of your own. youre a sheep like everyone else here.
*insert picture of poster*
look at that shirt! you look like youre half kkk half homer simpson! i bet you scratch your ass more times in a day than a baboon. did i mention you're stupider than a baboon? OWNED LOLOL :oldlol: :oldlol: :banana:
damn im sexy, its only a matter of time before someone notices me on the street and offers me a role in a movie! of course, it wont be a liberal arthouse POS, itll be an action megamovie where we conservatives chase all the immigrants out of the states! it will also star bill o'reilly, rush limbaugh, arnold, and special guest totalitarian superstar hitler's corpse!
until then, im going to try to attract hollywood talent scout's attention by turboposting racist bullsh*t and self-adulation on ISH. it's important to stand out from the crowd! that's why i pierced my ear! left, not right! get that *** shit outta here! [/starface]
that wasn't bad actually. although you gotta add in a few lines about how i hate you for being a wrist-slitting geek-hop dork with a hideous girlfriend who broke up with you and you almost killed yourself, but decided it was worth living so you could try to be hip online by faking the most forced urban accent i've ever heard. "check this tight posse cut yall! i'm from australia and NEVER talked like this before i heard cool people do it, so now i'm gonna try to fake it! Check me out, I'm a real hip hop producer who spins the dope on this one, yall! Pop this spin in your box and check it yall! I have gay hair!"
:oldlol:
BULLZ
03-24-2010, 10:29 PM
Whats the Clippers' magic number?
playtetris
03-24-2010, 10:36 PM
that wasn't bad actually. although you gotta add in a few lines about how i hate you for being a wrist-slitting geek-hop dork with a hideous girlfriend who broke up with you and you almost killed yourself, but decided it was worth living so you could try to be hip online by faking the most forced urban accent i've ever heard. "check this tight posse cut yall! i'm from australia and NEVER talked like this before i heard cool people do it, so now i'm gonna try to fake it! Check me out, I'm a real hip hop producer who spins the dope on this one, yall! Pop this spin in your box and check it yall! I have gay hair!"
:oldlol:
damn, i forgot to beg people online for lunch or to join me for a clipper's game. i also forgot to mention how i'm new in town and don't really have a social network yet so don't judge me. it's so frustrating, LA is so spread out and the only people i see are the women whose stinky feet i worship all day. how is a kid meant to show off his exceptional acting prowess when nobody talks to him except his parents when theyre grounding him for looking at incest porn on the net again? :cry:
BULLZ
03-24-2010, 10:44 PM
damn, i forgot to beg people online for lunch or to join me for a clipper's game. i also forgot to mention how i'm new in town and don't really have a social network yet so don't judge me. it's so frustrating, LA is so spread out and the only people i see are the women whose stinky feet i worship all day. how is a kid meant to show off his exceptional acting prowess when nobody talks to him except his parents when theyre grounding him for looking at incest porn on the net again? :cry:
:cry: :cry: :cry:
JEFFERSON MONEY
03-24-2010, 10:49 PM
Rufus, are you mad cuz you're a 42 year old charlatan parasite of America mooching off people's bony appendages to their upper and lower mouth, while I'm a man's man doing what it takes to get by. Your feminine, foolish beta nature gave you the patience and azzrapings necessary to go through that tedious wackoff an asylum that you call Dental School; and I'm up here carving my own f*cking path, my own damn way, hear hear! Live your life a slave to what othaz think about you, as I make short work of the Buckeye buffoonery and paint my immortal legacy of artistic machizmo through acquiring Chineze-speakin' skillz, seducing the finest women of California, discussin great sports, belittling emo, nerdy losers, and steppin over obstacles like im Herschel Walkaaaa Tutalouisiana MotherFckin Carowhiner!
I'd wish ya good luck with ya life, but u wouldn't know what to do wittitttt! BWAHAHAHAH, Survival of the Fittest only the Chris surviiveee!
DeuceWallaces
03-24-2010, 10:54 PM
Rufus, are you mad cuz you're a 42 year old charlatan parasite of America mooching off people's bony appendages to their upper and lower mouth, while I'm a man's man doing what it takes to get by. Your feminine, foolish beta nature gave you the patience and azzrapings necessary to go through that tedious wackoff an asylum that you call Dental School; and I'm up here carving my own f*cking path, my own damn way, hear hear! Live your life a slave to what othaz think about you, as I make short work of the Buckeye buffoonery and paint my immortal legacy of artistic machizmo through acquiring Chineze-speakin' skillz, seducing the finest women of California, discussin great sports, belittling emo, nerdy losers, and steppin over obstacles like im Herschel Walkaaaa Tutalouisiana MotherFckin Carowhiner!
I'd wish ya good luck with ya life, but u wouldn't know what to do wittitttt! BWAHAHAHAH, Survival of the Fittest only the Chris surviiveee!
Man, that was all J$ and not ****face!
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 10:54 PM
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs243.snc1/9033_274085530170_538965170_8734948_4080541_n.jpg
:lol
playtetris
03-24-2010, 10:57 PM
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs243.snc1/9033_274085530170_538965170_8734948_4080541_n.jpg
:lol
i win :oldlol:
boozehound
03-24-2010, 11:00 PM
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs243.snc1/9033_274085530170_538965170_8734948_4080541_n.jpg
:lol
have you really ever looked at your own ugly mug chris? Its very funny that you call out everyone for their looks when you are a giant toolbox with an unattractive face. Maybe you could invest some of daddy's money in some cosmetic surgery since you are out in LA. Some new outfits wouldnt hurt either.
vapid
03-24-2010, 11:00 PM
have you really ever looked at your own ugly mug chris? Its very funny that you call out everyone for their looks when you are a giant toolbox with a relatively unattractive face. Maybe you could invest some of daddy's money in some cosmetic surgery since you are out in LA. Some new outfits wouldnt hurt.
And lose the jewelry for the love of god.
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 11:05 PM
have you really ever looked at your own ugly mug chris? Its very funny that you call out everyone for their looks when you are a giant toolbox with a relatively unattractive face. Maybe you could invest some of daddy's money in some cosmetic surgery since you are out in LA. Some new outfits wouldnt hurt.
lol look how mad you are.
i never know whether to be flattered or creeped out when middle-aged dweebs like you and rufuspaul come into threads and just sweat the hell out of me. you're supposedly middle-aged dentists and college professors and you're on here trying to pick fights with kids barely out of high school. that is 1 part insecurity and 1 part no life.
in a cruel way it is fun to watch you old men get hot and bothered by me. you see me and then you think about how you're old and bald and impotent and a few candles on the cake away from the senior home :oldlol:
but ultimately it's a good thing so i don't mind. did you know that every time a geeky old dweeb gets jealous of someone younger and better looking than them, an angel gets its wings?
DeAndre Gordon
03-24-2010, 11:10 PM
And lose the jewelry for the love of god.
http://slyoyster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jackie-chan.jpg
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http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/143984_main.jpg
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http://i935.photobucket.com/albums/ad192/vapid88/96442336_MB_3405_0AA15C71DEB38DD22A.jpg
boozehound
03-24-2010, 11:12 PM
lol look how mad you are.
i never know whether to be flattered or creeped out when middle-aged dweebs like you and rufuspaul come into threads and just sweat the hell out of me. you're supposedly middle-aged dentists and college professors and you're on here trying to pick fights with kids barely out of high school. that is 1 part insecurity and 1 part no life.
in a cruel way it is fun to watch you old men get hot and bothered by me. you see me and then you think about how you're old and bald and impotent and a few candles on the cake away from the senior home :oldlol:
but ultimately it's a good thing so i don't mind. did you know that every time a geeky old dweeb gets jealous of someone younger and better looking than them, an angel gets its wings?
yes, Im clearly "hot n bothered" by you. I just think its funny that you call out people on their appearance despite the fact that you are clearly not very good looking yourself. Classic sign of insecurity in your appearance.
FTR, it doesnt matter if I am better looking than you (I am, clearly. Your mom would lick her own asshole to get a chance with me. Probably yours too), because people actually like me, both in real life and teh internets. Is that what makes you so sad and angry in life? That you have an ugly, boorish personality to go along with that expression on your face?
Hawker
03-24-2010, 11:13 PM
yes, Im clearly "hot n bothered" by you. I just think its funny that you call out people on their appearance despite the fact that you are clearly not very good looking yourself. Classic sign of insecurity in your appearance.
FTR, it doesnt matter if I am better looking than you (I am, clearly. Your mom would lick her own asshole to get a chance with me. Probably yours too), because people actually like me, both in real life and teh internets. Is that what makes you so sad and angry in life? That you have an ugly, boorish personality to go along with that expression on your face?
Post a picture of your gnarly pony tail.
vapid
03-24-2010, 11:16 PM
lol wtf is that in the 2nd pic
playtetris
03-24-2010, 11:18 PM
lol look how mad you are.
i never know whether to be flattered or creeped out when middle-aged dweebs like you and rufuspaul come into threads and just sweat the hell out of me. you're supposedly middle-aged dentists and college professors and you're on here trying to pick fights with kids barely out of high school. that is 1 part insecurity and 1 part no life.
in a cruel way it is fun to watch you old men get hot and bothered by me. you see me and then you think about how you're old and bald and impotent and a few candles on the cake away from the senior home :oldlol:
but ultimately it's a good thing so i don't mind. did you know that every time a geeky old dweeb gets jealous of someone younger and better looking than them, an angel gets its wings?
everyone that you've criticised in this thread is better looking than you. i find that extremely amusing. considering LA is so superficial it's no wonder you get no tail/have no friends offline. you ever considered radical facial reconstructive surgery? i've heard those surgeons in LA can do wonders
DeuceWallaces
03-24-2010, 11:20 PM
everyone that you've criticised in this thread is better looking than you. i find that extremely amusing. considering LA is so superficial it's no wonder you get no tail/have no friends offline. you ever considered radical facial reconstructive surgery? i've heard those surgeons in LA can do wonders
Kinda has that stewie head, with mad lip gloss and an earing.
playtetris
03-24-2010, 11:26 PM
Kinda has that stewie head, with mad lip gloss and an earing.
http://www.daemonstv.com/images/fox/stewie_griffin1.jpg
+ SHOGON
+ http://xmel.com/earring_men.jpg
= starface
rufuspaul
03-24-2010, 11:39 PM
Rufus, are you mad cuz you're a 42 year old charlatan parasite of America mooching off people's bony appendages to their upper and lower mouth, while I'm a man's man doing what it takes to get by. Your feminine, foolish beta nature gave you the patience and azzrapings necessary to go through that tedious wackoff an asylum that you call Dental School; and I'm up here carving my own f*cking path, my own damn way, hear hear! Live your life a slave to what othaz think about you, as I make short work of the Buckeye buffoonery and paint my immortal legacy of artistic machizmo through acquiring Chineze-speakin' skillz, seducing the finest women of California, discussin great sports, belittling emo, nerdy losers, and steppin over obstacles like im Herschel Walkaaaa Tutalouisiana MotherFckin Carowhiner!
I'd wish ya good luck with ya life, but u wouldn't know what to do wittitttt! BWAHAHAHAH, Survival of the Fittest only the Chris surviiveee!
I take this as a compliment, I think.
Legend of Josh
03-24-2010, 11:42 PM
starface in this thread talking about people sweating 'him' ... how amusing.
TooDeep
03-25-2010, 12:08 AM
I take this as a compliment, I think.
http://grab.by/2Ae7
:roll: :lol :oldlol: :eek:
DeuceWallaces
03-25-2010, 12:11 AM
How is that funny?
TooDeep
03-25-2010, 12:15 AM
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3843/snapshotofme4h.png
:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol :lol :lol :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
JtotheIzzo
03-25-2010, 12:17 AM
LOJ
LOJ
LOJ
LOJ
bump
bump
bump
BALD
BALD
BALD
old
old
old
pic
rolly
lol
TooDeep
03-25-2010, 12:21 AM
http://37prime.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/1204_canadians.jpg
:sleeping
DeuceWallaces
03-25-2010, 12:22 AM
I only look like that when I'm drunk and hair up all day. This is my normal visage.
I'm a serious dude:
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4967/snapshotofme6z.png
JtotheIzzo
03-25-2010, 12:23 AM
Too Deep bro, Too Deep:lol
TooDeep
03-25-2010, 12:25 AM
Too Deep bro, Too Deep:lol
That's what your mother told me.
You jealous dog?
Ass Dan
03-25-2010, 12:26 AM
Hi I am Tito Beasley, and you madam have great feet!
Do you know LoJ? he's old and bald. Wanna see a pic.
Do you like my earring? It is one of those gay ones on the top half of the ear.
Do you know LoJ? I pwn him.
Let me show you a pic of Douche Wallace. I wanna punch him, he thinks he is smart because he is in a post graduate program. lolololololololol! He's so stupid, his undergrad was at a STATE school! lololololol!
Do you know Rufus? he's old and has funny hair.
I am cool, Imma be in moving pictures one day. Read about it on my blog!
johndeeregreen
03-25-2010, 12:39 AM
WTF is "chatzy"?
DeuceWallaces
03-25-2010, 12:40 AM
WTF is "chatzy"?
It's where we hang out and chat together. :lol
vapid
03-25-2010, 12:41 AM
WTF is "chatzy"?
Its a chatroom that the fantasy basketball has used for a few years now. Marlo got invited for the Off the Court fantasy league, but left after statman bullied him but I guess he got the idea again to start another chatroom.
johndeeregreen
03-25-2010, 12:43 AM
It's where we hang out and chat together. :lol
Oh. All right.
GP_20
03-25-2010, 12:44 AM
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3843/snapshotofme4h.png
:roll::roll:
AtomSmasher
03-25-2010, 12:47 AM
Its a chatroom that the fantasy basketball has used for a few years now. Marlo got invited for the Off the Court fantasy league, but left after statman bullied him but I guess he got the idea again to start another chatroom.
you think i left because i got bullied? do you really believe that? maybe i was bored with the conversation.
vapid
03-25-2010, 12:48 AM
you think i left because i got bullied? do you really believe that? maybe i was bored with the conversation.
I wasn't around for the conversation but from what I gathered you weren't happy with the situation.
DeuceWallaces
03-25-2010, 12:51 AM
I'm guessing Stat is the one who got embarrassed because he doesn't come to the OCL anymore.
vapid
03-25-2010, 12:52 AM
I'm guessing Stat is the one who got embarrassed because he doesn't come to the OCL anymore.
Stat's always around. He just doesn't post very often. Marlo was also on every day for a while and then just suddenly stopped.
AtomSmasher
03-25-2010, 12:52 AM
I wasn't around for the conversation but from what I gathered you weren't happy with the situation.
you just suggested i felt bullied posting online. i don't even know how to respond to that.
DeuceWallaces
03-25-2010, 12:54 AM
Stat's always around. He just doesn't post very often. Marlo was also on every day for a while and then just suddenly stopped.
He used to post here non stop; since then, he never posts here.
statman32
03-25-2010, 03:10 PM
He used to post here non stop; since then, he never posts here.
I check here all the time. Most of the time there is just nothing of interest being discussed. Same ol arguments every day with the same trolls.
IDK if Marlo felt bullied but he did leave chatzy because of a few of us that were on there that gave him crap during the fantasy basketball trade situation. I apologized and thought things were cool (which they probably are) but he still look a leave of absence from ISH and left chatzy for good. Then made his own OTC chatzy for whatever reason. Probably because the original chatzy is more fantasy sports centric.
vapid
03-25-2010, 03:25 PM
I'm guessing Stat is the one who got embarrassed because he doesn't come to the OCL anymore.
Deuce shouldn't the scientist in you not to jump to conclusions without all the facts?
UConnCeltics
03-25-2010, 03:39 PM
Marlo should come back to chatzy.
pete's montreux
03-25-2010, 10:18 PM
we hardly talk sports in the otc chatzy
Jailblazers7
03-25-2010, 10:19 PM
Is chatzy like a nightly get together now?
OneMoreSucka
03-25-2010, 10:24 PM
LOL.
http://smiliesftw.com/x/troll_1.gif
pete's montreux
03-25-2010, 10:33 PM
Is chatzy like a nightly get together now?
nah, its basically whenever we're all on ish at the same time we'll head over to chatzy and talk shit all night, you know, you've been there
catzhernandez
03-26-2010, 01:10 PM
I lol at the fact that everyone in this thread is exactly what any average human being should look like, yet everyone is grasping at any one or two imperfections and running with them like a 7 year old holding a pair of scissors high on pop and candy. Fact is, everyone is pretty normal looking, we need less appearance jokes, less mom jokes, and let's rag on some funny shit for a change. Truthfully, it seems pretty obvious that starface is a pathetic 25 year old dude that, somehow unbeknownst to even himself, continues to seek approval or admiration of some sort on a basketball forum. He posts tons of pics of himself simply posing for the camera. I could understand this if you were a few years younger I guess, but you say you're 25, and wanna beat your chest like a man, but you haven't shown an inkling if what a man really is.
vapid
03-26-2010, 01:12 PM
I lol at the fact that everyone in this thread is exactly what any average human being should look like, yet everyone is grasping at any one or two imperfections and running with them like a 7 year old holding a pair of scissors high on pop and candy. Fact is, everyone is pretty normal looking, we need less appearance jokes, less mom jokes, and let's rag on some funny shit for a change. Truthfully, it seems pretty obvious that starface is a pathetic 25 year old dude that, somehow unbeknownst to even himself, continues to seek approval or admiration of some sort on a basketball forum. He posts tons of pics of himself simply posing for the camera. I could understand this if you were a few years younger I guess, but you say you're 25, and wanna beat your chest like a man, but you haven't shown an inkling if what a man really is.
Once again, catz comes in to end the drama.
rufuspaul
03-26-2010, 01:17 PM
Once again, catz comes in to end the drama.
:oldlol:
catzhernandez
03-26-2010, 01:22 PM
Once again, catz comes in to end the drama.
:roll:
mlh1981
03-26-2010, 01:26 PM
Yeah, anytime Deuce posts anymore, some asshole follows up with the "look at his hair! He looks like a woman! OMGZ LOLerz"
Budadiiii
01-16-2014, 12:02 AM
I only look like that when I'm drunk and hair up all day. This is my normal visage.
I'm a serious dude:
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4967/snapshotofme6z.png
:roll:
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